#abt to screech like a pterodactyl

[walkingaftermidnight07]

Chain of Thorns: all my main thoughts

yes hello, i wanna make a large post abt this bc i just need to list everything out since i have A LOT of thoughts

MAJOR SPOILER WARNING

SERIOUSLY

DONT READ FURTHER UNLESS YOUVE READ THE BOOK

Things I Liked:

basically every moment where we got to see Will. I was laughing at so many things that Will said and I missed having that, since I will never get enough of Will's humor.

Seeing Jesse interact with the Merry Thieves. It made me so happy and I love seeing Jesse's dry humor mixed in with the Merry Thieves; he fits in with them so well.

Just human Jesse in general. Everything about him made me so happy. He was so kind and brave and quite funny.

Getting to see more of Anna/Ari. During the first book we got almost nothing of them, partially because of Ari being poisoned but also because Anna was kind of not in the main circle yet.

Christopher visiting Grace and them getting to know each other. It made me so happy that there was someone who could see past what Grace had done and could give her a second chance, and their bond over science was so sweet.

Thomastair. That's it. No explanation needed.

Ghostwriter I thought was pretty well done, but the whole "them kissing would cause Lucie to see demon stuff" was kind of unnecessary.

Jem being there for Grace and talking to her to help her through

The Watchers were a really cool plot twist I wasn't expecting

honestly the james turning on the lamp on pg 127 caused a lot of pterodactyl screeching which was fun

the Herondaisy scene in chapter 23 hehe

Effie every time she opens her mouth

Also Bridget who is my queen. she is my love, my life, my star.

Eugenia Lightwood just existing was fabulous.

Esme being the most random plot thread ever which caused a lot of unexpected laughter

"Alastair why are you so stupid I brush my teeth dont tell anyone" LMAO

Alastair with the baby

Again, Thomastair.

Matthew's eventual acceptance of Alastair into the group

Cordelia outsmarting Lilith with her deal

Belial having a weird obsession with being crowned prince of London or whatever

Also Belial's weird bird demon friend made me CACKLE

Bridgestock blackmailing Charles. if i'm honest, i think it was a great part of the plot bc it did kind of give Charles a slight redemption (but also him being kind of outted is also really bad) but i think it was great in kind of allowing Flora be able to accept Ari without fear of Maurice

Lucie and Cordelia talking abt Cordelia's boobs lmaooo/The Wicked Queen Cordelia

Grace's entire arc through this book

the different meanings behind "cordelia ran"

Things that made me sobbbb:

Will becoming a sort of father figure to Jesse

The Merry Thieves helping Matthew with his drinking

Cordelia and James when they finally confessed for real

Matthew's entire arc with his drinking and telling the truth

Christopher's death

"you are my unfinished business" IM SOBBING STILL

Christopher's death

The scene where they see that Kit's dead

Kit being dead

Intermission: Grief

the fact that kit was in fact dead and not going to come back at the end (i was in denial for the entire second half)

Matthew and James while in Edom

Thomas coming out to his family

Alastair telling Cordelia that he's always afraid for her with her being the wielder of Cortana

Again. Kit's death. (i cried a lot ok its been an emotional couple of days)

Things I didn't like:

The whole love triangle. I still don't think that Matthew truly loved Cordelia and i never believed it would be an actual love triangle

the fact that the truth about the bracelet had to be kept secret for so long. it felt kind of unnecessary. there were other ways to draw out the plot than that.

the fact that tatiana exists

Kit's death. I feel like it's so unfair that of all people, he's the one to die. it didn't feel well written, it felt like it had to happen bc she couldn't kill the queer characters and Kit was the only main character left that she COULD kill.

Grace's entire plot being kind of left without an ending.

The lack of mourning/a funeral for kit. (since we didnt get enough mourning, i think im going to write it bc i want to suffer for the purpose of completing the loose ends)

the pacing. the entire plot felt so oddly paced, and it wasn't as much of a mystery like choi or chog.

again, why christopher? i feel like matthew would've been a better choice, or perhaps sona.

magnus kind of getting written out so early

though i love our gay couples and their accepting families, it is a little bit unrealistic. i get that the point is that this particular batch of the families are very kind people in comparison to what their families become a little farther down the road(ie Robert, maryse, etc), but it still feels a little bit unrealistic.

i felt like the whole lucie and cordelia struggling with their friendship thing was a little bit too much to add into this already very full book. (although i loved the wicked cordelia reveal that was fun)

i feel like we didn't fully get the wrap up at the end that we needed. we didn't see enough of them after the battle, as they came to terms with their losses and their wins and how they would continue their lives.

also we never really got to see jesse meeting his cousins/aunts and uncles and i wish we'd gotten that.

Questions I still have:

bridget? whats going on with her? theres a throwaway line in the coda mentioning something is odd abt her, but thats it??

grace. what is going to happen to grace? i wish we could perhaps see her and figure out if she's alright.

im still confused abt the lightwood line. i guess they're trying to say that alexander is going to continue it? (that actually kind of makes sense, genetics wise tho, cuz alexander looks like cecily and alec and izzy are supposed to inherit that)

will we ever get a revised family tree?

blackthorn line???

Rupert's ghost?

fairchild line? am i correct to assume that its going to tie into charlotte's pregnancy reveal at the end?

I'm sure I have more thoughts but I can't remember them at this present moment and I didn't write them down but these are all the ones I wrote down.

lmk what y'all think abt this book

[theyhaveason]

i’ve decided i’m gonna publish wangxian demon fic before the end of the year!!! manifestation babey!!!!!!

[rchtoziers]

favorite reddie fic(s)?

i’ve been sitting on this ask for so long bc answering things is Not My Forte i’m SO SORRY but let’s get some recommendations going shall we!!!! i’m gonna include like so many fics but there are BANGERS in my bookmarks and i think they deserve to be screamed about so lets go

Eurydice; The Original Comeback Kid by Vulcanodon — y’all this fic fucked me up. the imagery in this one is So Intense and so good i could read it a thousand more times. i know i’ve returned to it more than once. great horror writing (stephen king who i only know vulcanodon) but god GOD the conclusion!! i thought i was gonna pass out it was so well done

keep talking. i’ll keep walking toward the sound of your voice. by theappleppielifestyle — i’m not kidding when i say this fic took my breath away. i don’t think i breathed for the entirety that i was reading it. i LOST it. the angst was Just Enough and the happy ending felt realistic in a way they deserved and god. god i’m crying again just thinking about it!!!

you’re already gone by ameliepoulain — just thinking about this fic makes me feral. i will be unreachable until everyone has read this. anything that combines hozier and reddie is automatically an a+ in my book. they’re dumb IDIOTS and this fic is perfect and i will not be accepting criticism at this time!

pretty much everything ever written by ShowMeAHero but in particular: as the ghost begins to bleed has been fucking me up since i first read it. the characterization of this series is so splendid and every time there’s an update i pterodactyl screech and stop literally everything i’m doing to read it. i just don’t have enough words but i’m pretty much always screaming internally abt this series. read it and then come scream with me

you never cried to them, just to your soul by dgalerab — i’m the most emotional person on the face of the planet so i cry at literally everything but i can’t think about this fic for too long without bursting into tears. it’s perfect. a great balance of the heavy stuff and a happy ending. absolutely losing it right now just thinking about this fic

go west by ssstrychnine — this is probably one of the most emotional written works of art i’ve ever read. to this day when i think about it i get choked up. this fic hurts in all the right ways and heals you in every way you need, too. this fic immediately activated my need to flee my smalltown and cross the country with the love of my life which was such a specific need i didn’t realize it was even there lol. also go look at this stunning art because i cry over it constantly

nor rivers drown it by theparadigmshifts — this is technically a stanpat fic that’s reddie adjacent but it’s the most perfect fic i’ve ever read legitimately 100% seriously, plus kit is writing a reddie sequel right now and the bits and pieces i’ve been collecting like a greedy little gremlin are actually perfection so prepare yourself by reading this first, which is also perfection

the mind’s a funny fruit by joldiego — EDDIE WAKES UP WITH AMNESIA AND DOESN’T KNOW HIS OWN NAME SO HE STARTS GOING BY RICHIE AND GETS ADOPTED BY THE PUREST GAY AUNTS IN THE WORLD AND SLOWLY TRIES TO FIND HIMSELF, dj if you see this you’ve written an actually perfect fic and i cry every time i think about it. also there’s a TWIST at the end that made me literally scream out loud

Broken Record by spunknbite — this one is adequately named because it a) broke me and 2) turned me into a broken record with how much i talk about it. i love timeloop fics because i’m a sucker for angst and i love being sad :) but this one PUNCHED ME IN THE GUT. i have text messages to multiple people that i spammed with my feelings as i read this one. amazing

we’ve been here before by hyruling — if i ever stop talking about we’ve been here before assume i have died. this fic fucked me UP. it fucked me up. such a unique concept and so brilliantly executed that i was breathless the entire time that i was reading. a really realistic portrayal of grief and trying to move on and then elation when the good things come. god i could talk about this fic for hours and i have, before, so

first love / late spring by vowelinthug — i have screenshots of huge chunks of text from this fic that punched me in the chest so hard i had to put my phone down and walk away. this is so good. i YEARNED. i laughed out loud multiple times. they’re idiots but they’re in love and it’s perfect. makes me want to start a podcast because it will solve all my problems. ICONIC

The Great Unsnappening of Derry, Maine, circa 2016 by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid — TAGGED AS FICS THAT MADE ME GO ABSOLUTE BATSHIT FERAL. THIS FIC. OH MY GOD. i was screaming the entire time that i was reading it. such a good concept SO GOOD and i was LOSING MY SHIT. it’s perfect. everyone is so in character and so realistic and i felt like i was actually in the middle of this and i think about this fic at least daily probably

WELL. this got way longer than i intended but i’ve read some phenomenal fics in this fandom and i have a lot to say about all of them lmao. ANYWAY. enjoy xx

[edengarden]

hey man when you have the time can i pwetty pwease get a music matchup!

3 positive traits of mine areeee: brave, resilient and friendly!

3 negatives are: obnoxious, stubborn, extremely distrusting

my hobbies include: true crime, baking, reading and crying over video games

my music taste is mostly rock, other close faves are metal, punk, folk anything super upbeat but depressing and indie! though as for most people im open to all kinds too uwu oh and i know its not a genre itself but im also a huge sucker for songs where the singers get so into singing they have that kind of loud yell/growl in some parts of it? i ascend to another realm when i hear it tbh, sorry if thats like incomprehensible orz

what i look for is kindness, sincerity, humour and passion tbh

things i dont like in people are mostly just genuinely mean people who feel the need to put others down. not in a joking friend asshole way but in a genuinely malicious way. cant stand em, i can will and have gotten into fights with these ppl. why be mean when u can be... nice and help ppl and make them smile like... i just dont get it.

my big three star signs are taurus sun, cancer moon and pisces rising. idk jackshit abt but ppl call me baby bc of it and i am NOT a baby! i may look like a blue haired version of the aDAM vine guy but!! im not baby, i am bastard if anything.

im also an entp-t if that uhhh helps.

fun facts about myself, uh im super good at reading people irl, im a human lie detector and it freaks people out. this uh.. does make me have trust issues.

i once got into a fight in a library with a group of people bc they were blackmailing one of my friends. i subsequently got kicked out but! i did win and my friend wasn't harassed by those ppl ever since.

oh im rly good with animals, i have a reputation where i live for taking in animals and helping them find their homes!

im very loud and stupid, it bewilders people how stupid i am. ironically ive got medals for academics. you wouldnt think that of someone who quire literally kept pushing a pull door in front of three people and proceeded to say "damn :/ i think this door is stuck" and then immediately have one of those people silently pull the door open and... man you can imagine the faces they all gave me. orz.

ooookie dokie i think thats it! sorry if this was too much! if you want me to elaborate or need any help deciphering my bullshit ill call myself 💥anon and ill try to help anyway i can

anyway thanks for your time i hope you have a fantastic day!

GROWLINF SINGERS ARE THE BEST I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOOOODDDDDD. I GET EARGASMS I SWAR THE EMOTIONS ARE OFF THE CHARTS-

Also, you sound like a MOOD. I’m a Taurus sun too UwU

I’d match you up with Semi!

Okay I know this sounds like a rough match but listen, listen... your taste in hobbies and music is IMMACULATE to him. Kudos to you, he respects the fricken drip.

I can also very easily see you two cuddled up on the couch late at night and watching buzzfeed unsolved?? Like that’s your ideal date??

And Semi finds your “stupidity” so endearing?? For some reason?? Like yea he’s gonna scold you for trying to push a “pull” door but oh my god he can’t believe that you’re the same person who’s acing all their classes, it’s mind-boggling. You’re his little phenomenon.

Semi will always go to you when he gets song inspo. Whether it’s lyrics or instrumental, he wants your opinion on the matter even if you’re not that music oriented. The only thing is he might get a bit shy showing his work to you if you’re mentioned in the lyrics or if it’s obvious that the song is about you. Please praise the poor boy he’ll deny it but he’s melting and/or blushing. If he manages to get some funky growl vocals or instrumentals, or REALLY good chords and dissonance and you react in any way (whether it be a gasp or a literal pterodactyl screech), he’s gonna feel so proud omg omg from now on his goal is to get that reaction from you as often as possible.

Thank god semi isn’t a “I’ll hold ur flower bby you go beat up the assholes” type of boyfriend bc you’d get in trouble so often?? I think Semi would cut the bullshit and remind you that getting hurt over that isn’t worth it. He’ll physically hold you back if he needs, I swear. But usually, he’s got the words necessary to explain to you that no, throwing hands in this situation will not improve it at all so please don’t go punch a nazi in the face you can just film it and call the person out so that the world can see. Semi’ll help you find out who they are and together you’ll report them to their workplace and have them fired. Semi will teach you the ways of cunning revenge.

Songs!!

- Sons of the Silent Age, David Bowie (THE EMOTIONS THE EMOTIONS THE EM- Semi practically mastered that song because the two of you sing it so often)

- The Dogs of War, Pink Floyd

- Owner of a Lonely Heart, Yes

- Money, Money, Money, Meryl Streep, Julie Walters & Christine Baranski (the growl you’ll love the growl and so does Semi)

[justlookatthosesausages]

Speaking of prompt requests What abt your angst kristanna prompt; Kristoff having a nightmare of anna falling with the dam into the fjord?

(ERMAGERD. *pterodactyl screech*)

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“Catch!” 

Anna’s voice lost itself in the void. It had been a request, it had been a call, she also begged for it. 

He didn’t catch her.

And now it was lost. Away. 

“ANNA!” Yelled Kristoff, looking down. 

No, no no no… This couldn’t be happening. This shouldn’t be happening.

“ANNA!!” Screamed the mountaineer, his voice breaking in panic, sadness and anger at himself. 

Why wasn’t he faster? Why couldn’t he have run earlier when he saw her body falling?

“ANNA, NO!!” 

His eyes, widened, searched for a red mane in the violent current underneath them. He slammed his body down right before the end of the cliff, laying on his stomach, inspecting every drop of water, every particle of dust that was created after the dam got broken apart. 

Broken apart. His heart felt exactly like that. 

Kristoff’s gaze looked for any sign of Anna in the loud and scary mess that was the last act of bravery from the feisty princess who made his life. He forgot to breathe for a long minute, desperately waiting for her to appear on the top of the water, like the miracle she was. 

But the long minute became two. And then three. And a terrible silence paired the deafening sound of the dam turning to pieces. He yelled from the top of his lungs.

“NOOOOOOO!!”

“Kristoff.”

He kept yelling. Now he could hear her voice, but knew it wasn’t real, like old echoes of the past, like far echoes that would forever ring in his ears and never be her actual voice…

“Kristoff!”

The broken stones of the dam were blurry now, surely due to how much he was crying. Would he become crazy, imagining Anna’s voice in his mind for the rest of his life, haunting him for not being fast enough to catch her in time? 

“KRISTOFF!!”

The call was so powerful that it shook his entire soul before everything else. He opened his eyes wide. Wait, weren’t they open before? 

Kristoff blinked in panic, and realized that he in fact had his eyes closed the whole time. He kept screaming, panting, his breathing heavy. 

“I’m here, I’m here!” Said a close voice in a familiar tone, soft and insisting at the same time. 

As he recovered his sight, his environment sharpened, and Kristoff understood he was in their bedroom in the castle. He looked around with shaken and fast moves, his breathing still fast. 

“Calm down. Everything’s fine. I’m here.” 

He finally turned to the voice, and saw a very worried pair of teal blue eyes staring right into his. He gulped, and looked down. Both of Anna’s hands were on his chest, which was weaving with panic. 

Kristoff slowed his heartbeat, trying his best to take longer inspirations, and looked at the love of his life. 

Her untied hair, auburn with fiery orange fragments in the moonlight passing by the window, surrounded her worried round face dotted with freckles. It moved up and down with her heavy breathing as she stared down at him, and the sight made his heart squeeze. He briskly lifted his arms to hold her close in a hug. 

She gasped a bit in surprise, but let him embrace her. Her arms passed around his face, her elbows on the bed, and he could hear her slow her own breathing down in his neck as they both had gone through such a fright. 

“You’re here.” Finally said Kristoff, in a whisper, closing his eyes. 

He exhaled, and she nodded against him. 

After a while, once they both retrieved a regular breathing, she stood on her elbows and then on her hands, staring at him. 

“Are you okay?”

He was about to open his mouth to reply. 

“No, don’t answer this question. Let’s just… Let’s just stay awake for a while.”

He closed his mouth, and surprisingly, it turned into a soft smile. 

Anna lifted an eyebrow. She wanted to calm him down and take care of him, but didn’t expect him to switch his mood so fast. 

“What?”

“I’m just glad this was a nightmare.” Kristoff said, his voice barely a whisper, soft and still recovering from the shock. 

She looked down at him, and smiled with a sigh. A strand of hair had fallen in front of her face, and she passed it behind her ear. She sighed more heavily, and let her forehead fall on his chest. 

“You scared the hell out of me.”

“I’m sorry.” He muttered, passing a hand on her head. 

“You were yelling, and I couldn’t wake you up, and…” She blabbered, her voice masked by his shirt. 

“Did you try the true love kiss? That’s what white knights in armor do to save the sleeping prince.” He joked to light her up.

Anna chuckled. “I’m not sure that the romantic trope works the other way.”

“Sure it does.”

She laughed against his chest, and lifted her head, putting her chin on him. 

“What was it?”

“Uh?”

“The nightmare. What was it about?”

He looked elsewhere, but she could see his gaze in the moonlight.

“Anna…”

“Please tell me. You always ask for mine. Let me ask for yours.”

He gulped. She was right. And communication truly was something they needed to daily work on. Even at 3 in the morning, noticed Kristoff when he saw the clock at the other end of the room. 

“The dam.” He simply whispered. 

Anna nodded, comprehensive, and didn’t add anything. A silence passed.

She lifted her hand a reached for the one he had put on her head, and intertwined her fingers with his. She looked down at it, gesturing in a way to incite him to do the same. 

“You see this?”

In the soft light, her engagement ring shone with a deep orange and gold radiance. 

“We’ll never be apart.”

He gulped, looking at it for a while, then at her caring eyes. A bump formed in his throat. 

His other hand was about to get to her face, and then emotion roamed him entirely, so he instead sat up all of a sudden, and Anna yelped as she was falling backwards. 

Kristoff caught her, and more than that, held her close for another hug. It was stronger and longer than the previous one. Anna’s arms wrapped around him, and she let him cry silently. She felt her own eyes stinging a bit, and soon tears rolled down her own cheeks. 

After a moment, they parted and rubbed their faces. They looked at each other with nervous chuckles, and kissed. 

“Thank you, Anna.” Smiled Kristoff.

[searchforthescars]

(1/2) I’m legit pterodactyl screeching on maybe having a scene in TTBS based on the siken line (and siken time is All the Time)… like please,,, the tender and pining… and yes corona deserves a much better sister which is why i love having her in the found family w/ dulcinea who is lovely and sweet,, and yeah harrow has such a deep complex abt love, like she can’t understand why gideon continues to love her and Gideon is literally that Jenny slate tweet where she holds harrow’s face and be like

(2/2) “on purpose! On purpose, I’m going to care about you!!!!” And also another quote from annelyse gelman which really resonates (for me) about gideon+harrow is: I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do. And I’m teary all over again (tinder anon)

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I have been WAITING FOR YEARS (literally) to use that Siken line in a fic and It’s Finally Time Babey. I’m so glad I’m not the only hype one lol

THAT QUOTE YES like Harrow consider this,,,,,you’re worth loving even if you don’t think so,,,,,what a Concept.

tbh one of the things that freaking gets me about their entire dynamic and the Feelings they have in canon is that it’s a non-event to Gideon. Kissing her face? Taking her hand? Saying she’s sorry for everything Harrow has to deal with as a result of being A War Crime? It’s just what Gideon does. She’s loyal and protective and in the end, Harrow is all that matters to her. Not in a loud, grand way. Just a quiet “okay. I understand” kind of way. And that makes my whole heart freaking EXPLODE bc like Harrow assumes she’s unworthy and unlovable and Gideon just loves her anyway. On purpose, and quietly.

[shiroogne]

ectoviolet replied to your video “He just... pterodactyl noises”

is this a young one? i do not know much abt birds

Yes he is just a babey.... U can tell with cockatiels whether or not they are young if they still have, what I like to call, their “baby screech” which is that sound he is making in the video. 

[spirit-shroud]

children of morta feelings

im 3 hrs in, just defeated the first boss, i have 2/3 unlocked playable characters at lv 4 which is where things start getting cooler for everyone. ill be tagging any misc musings abt this game as ‘kc plays com’ if you dont wanna read it. or alternatively, if you do, i guess.

- my favourite bergson to play so far is linda but im not very good at her, i got her to lv 4 first and unfortunately got destroyed by the first boss when i first waltzed in there unsure of what i was expecting - i. love. kevin. this rogue, naruto-running little dude. if anime existed in rea he’d probably read nothing but manga. if i don’t start seeing fan art of this guy in a naruto headband i’ll do something drastic like make it myself. this is a direct threat.  - i’m also very bad at playing kevin. he’s only lv 2 so far but unfortunately his range is. nonexistent and so far my strategy includes pulling half the dungeon and mashing my y ability while pterodactyl screeching so our playstyles don’t really match up. but like. i cant get enough of this dude - i ended up killing the first boss w john just bc the shield is very cool and sexy for the nonstop adds she spawns. i’m best w john and his playstyle is very similar to will moonlighter’s but obviously john isn’t a noodle like will is  - also the first boss reminds me a lot of Beth’tilac from WoW? like. they have fairly similar mechanics only first boss™ is much simpler  - the bergsons interacting and being nice to each other and figuring things out as a family makes me, Minimum Family McFuck, very sad in a lonely, nostalgic way so like simultaneously it gets bonus points and points off for making me experience Feelings. i will be making a self insert OC and writing family fic about it ASAP because they feel like the kind of people who’d see some rando dude walkin the streets with a cool staff and immediately take them in. this is also a direct threat.  - puppy

[miningtothedepthsofhell]

don’t you hate it when you’re going off abt something and then the person listening gives you the most lukewarm response? like why are you even here? i need a screeching pterodactyl, not a calm tea party

[shuchelle]

Hiya! I just wanted to drop by and say I really loved the way you drew them ghosty bois the other day, especially Danny? When I saw your art I just pterodactyl screeched in the best way! I love your art style and the way you draw eyes (the orange pupil for Danny is amazinG I love it so much) is honestly the best, its so expressive!! Anyway ignore my fangirl rambles-I hope you have a great day/ night and I can't wait to see what you do in the future! :)

IM SCREECHING DO YOU REALIZE HOW ABSOLUTELY SWEET YOU ARE?????? im crying,,, youre so sweet,, , this is the best thing to happen to me all month,, im cryin g. also im!! so happy you liked how danny turned out, even though hes off model lmao. after i posted the pic i looked up refs for all these ghosty bois and i literally screeched when i saw the differences in the pics skksksd. and your fangirl rabbles???? valid. blessed. i cant stop smiling youve made my entire week. im crying youre literally just,,,, the sweetest. (also! you seem to have zeroed in on danny- is he your favorite? plus, dont worry abt rambling and stuff. it just makes you that much sweeter) i hope you have a nice day/night too, sweetheart!! 💛💛💛

[jiminxh]

i'm fucking screeching, literally an audible pterodactyl like sound came out of my mouth when i read that anons ask "do your math" what the actual fuck? people are so god damn pressed on this website, they really are out there ready to jump up your whole ass for the dumbest shit. "DO YOUR MATH" how about you take a nap. this toxic ass tumblr culture of needing to correct everyone at every single moment is so gross.. i can't believe your head didn't explode reading that ask..

Hahahahahahahaha ikr! Honestly i just laughed. Idk what got that anon so pressed 🤣 I’ve been stanning for years and this is the first time someone acts as if i know shit abt jimin lol

[icetiiger]

[swoops in here screeching like a pterodactyl] I herd u liek protective Beka-Bear you mean SIGN ME THE FUCK UP (lol have a great day)

protective!otabek is one of my favorite otayuri tropes... so classic.. especially because we know he’s a huge fucking dork, that is until he hears someone talking bad abt yura 👀

[i-love-glados]

I ship chelldos AND chellmann so when people ask my otp all that comes out of my mouth is demonic pterodactyl screeching

my sister likes chellmann a lot i think she used to run a blog where she’d reblog chellmann art. that was 4 years ago tho. now she ships chelldos i think but claims “u know more abt portal than i do so i feel inadequate talking abt it with u”

[foxstens]

this movie made me scream so much

[kuppiekay]

holy fucking shit. so i was in the library today right? and while i was looking for a book to read, i just so happened to come across the first book in a series that i used to rly rly love. i have all the books in my possession except the 1st (i lent it out yrs ago) so i picked it up out of nostalgia and curiosity. dude. the main character's sidekick/love interest is described as "half-Asian" and a "half-breed" (*pterodactyl screech of rage*) several!!! times. The MC even thinks something about how "he's lucky he didn't get the REALLY asian eyes (read: smaller/narrower/whatever) that most "half-breeds" are stuck with." thats not verbatim but its pretty damn close. Just. what the fuck????? I mean,,, what in the fucking fuck????????????? how the fuck was this even published??????????????????? like ok i get it, the books are in the 1st person POV of a girl raised below the mason dixon line somewhere in bumfuck appalachia BUT STILL! idgaf abt her hillbilly genes, that was so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i sat there for a whole half hour contemplating on why the author would've chosen to write such a thing. even if she was not-so-subtly pointing out some (of the many) flaws in MC's character in some off attempt to make her seem more human -- which, i get it, humans are ignorant & no one in the history of ever has one unprejudiced bone in their body-- it is never resolved. she just keeps thinking these things in her head. there's no growth, no change. she is never confronted. As far as i can remember, the term halfbreed is never used outside the 1st book, but Graves (the sidekick) is constantly referred to as half-Asian. What the fuck does that even mean????????????? Its like calling someone "Oriental." we never ever find out if he's Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, etc. Bc MC doesn't gaf. And that was so devastating to me. I mean it. Devastating. I loved that fucking series and the joy i got from it is absolutely tainted. i cant believe that my 11/12 /13 yr old self didnt catch this. it just makes me think abt the thousands of kids who read that series and just absorbed it and thought it was ok. jesus.