#absolutely spiffing

[ineffableigh]

Rewatching S1 and uhhh what is this second book in the Bentley?

I'll have to rewatch to pay attention better but when Aziraphale finds the Agnes Nutter book after they hit Anathema, there's a second one covered in his tartan lol. I wonder what he brought to read on the drive. xD

He takes it with him when he goes to hide in the bookshop in a panic and we don't see it again.

[shades-o-grey]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Once and idea takes hold... well it takes hold

Every one say thank you to @ganymedian for catering to very specific tastes

I took another stab at 1700s Crowley but this time with the slutty open button up shirt

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Now there's that British representation I've been craving.

[5iceroy]

lil' WIP of titanic au! charles. this natural dramaturgical wunderkind will be going thru Trials i can tell u that much >:]

[rae-writes]

dirty secret(s)

Levi x cam!reader

wc : 0.7k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : Levi had a dirty secret. You had an even dirtier one.

a/n : honestly don't know how this thought popped into my head but my gods am I fucking glad it did-

While Levi usually thought of himself as scum of the Devildom at most normal hours of the day, he thought he was even scummier when he locked himself in his room, headphones pressed snugly against his ears, with his sweatpants kicked off to the floor. 

The slick sounds filling his ears were absolutely vile— in the best kind of way. Plastered over his main monitor, lighting up his flushed and sweaty face, was the sight of someone bouncing on a pretty dragon dildo; it’d become his guilty pleasure to get on the site and watch them get off- someone he found by complete accident as he was scrolling online. 

The only thing he knew about them was they never showed their face, they always had a blank black sheet as a background, and they never talked. 

But it didn’t really matter when he was fisting his cock at the pace they were riding their toy, biting down on his tongue harshly to hide his moans when they came, forcing him to paint his abdomen white as he came right after. 

No, it didn’t really matter— especially when it was just Levi’s dirty secret. 

Until it wasn’t. 

You weren’t supposed to swing by his room that day, but you had some time and thought it would be best spent with Levi- only he wasn’t in his room. 

The only active sound that had been in his room was the whirring of his desktop. You only meant to shut it off- you weren’t supposed to see the way the screen lit back up with the sight of someone bent over, faux cum spilling out of their hole. 

You weren’t supposed to find out his dirty secret— but you did. And it became your dirtier secret.

Because the person on the video was you. 

It started off as a joke- just a little bet you lost with Asmo. When your first video got so much attention, you curiously did another, just to see what would happen; the money sent in as tips and donations made you make another video, and then another, and another. 

After a while, you spiffed up your page and made it all pretty and official— it became fun. Alluring. 

And then you found out Levi was watching and it changed everything. Suddenly, there was a particular heat constantly pooling in your stomach that wouldn't go away and your videos became centered around what you thought Levi would like. 

He was none the wiser. 

He didn’t suspect a single thing, not even when his favorite (and only) porn creator began making videos in anime cosplay of his favorite characters or began using tentacle related toys instead or made videos of them trying to not cum while they played his favorite video games. 

It all flew right over Levi’s head— right up until their latest video, posted only a few seconds ago. 

For the first time ever, they weren’t using a black backdrop. It was eye-catching— dark, but with bright leds. The shimmer of what seemed to be water washed over their bare lower half as high-pitched moans left them, hand desperately shoving a new toy in and out of their hole; it was another ‘tentacle’ but it was plain, dark colored, with scales carved in to create ridges for extra friction. 

The more he hyper fixated on them, the more things he started to notice: their toy kind of looked like his tail, the lighting looked exactly like his room’s, and the hoodie they wore…

With a choked moan, Levi’s eyes nearly pop out of his skull as he finally realizes he’s watching you— you in his room with his hoodie on, getting off on a toy that was meant to replicate his tail. 

And as the increase of your moans flowed through his headphones, getting louder and whinier until you were cumming with a choked cry of what could’ve been his name had you been just a little bit louder, Levi was practically sprinting through the halls of the house before slamming open the door to his room. 

And there you were, phone tossed aside on his bed as you laid back on his pillows with your legs spread and shiny with your cum, toy tossed aside to the ground. 

“Was waiting for you to figure it out...wanna feel the real thing, Levi…come play with me?”

[transfemmbeatrice]

alex, i’ll take “absolutely spiffing coves” for 600

[nyewclear]

how would the cuties spend valentine’s day? do they have a date plan or are they down to let their partner take over?

i've spoken before about how kurou is pretty traditional, and valentine's day is no exception. he'd have a date planned weeks in advance. he's not really the type to go on a fancy dinner date or anything, but if you had previously expressed a desire to do such a thing, he would absolutely indulge you and get all spiffed up for a dinner date (he looks very sexy in formalwear btw... just in case anyone was wondering). generally though, he'll probably plan to have a nice cute dinner at home (because no one cooks as well as he does) and then either have some cute activity in the afternoon before dinner or a more energetic activity like a concert after dinner. he also likes to pick you up and he always has flowers for you :P

artemis is flexible to either option. if you want to be the one organizing a valentine's day date, they'd be okay with that! but if you have the vibe that you'd want them to take over, then they'd be okay with that too. if they're the one planning, they like to do arrange a cute and cozy date... maybe a movie and lunch or a trip to the museum or the aquarium! lots of kisses have to be involved as well, obviously hehe

[may-darling]

My Inprnt order came in today and… just look at these absolute beauties. I am so happy to finally have physical prints of these two artworks I have admired for so long now! 🥺

A very cute and beautiful Jooster smooch drawn by @idanit . Isn’t the lighting of this drawing just absolutely spiffing? Also Bertie looking all wanton *fans herself*

Go check out idanit‘s shop! There are some cute Good Omens artworks too if that is more your cup of tea:

Second artwork is this amazing piece by @verkomy . I mean what can I say? This drawing reminds me daily why I love this ship so much. Just look at Thorin‘s soft eyes. For more verkomy goodness (she also draws for other fandoms!) check out her shop via this link:

[the-finest-clockwork-soldier]

Ah!

Yes! Yes, I Think I Do See The Two Of You!

Hello!! Hello Both Of You! It Is Nice To See You Two Together And Safe Again! (|:}]

I Will Stop Playing And Singing Now So Your Ears Do Not Bleed!

Found em.

But now I'm a bit lost

I-

Now Where Did You Go?? I Could Have Sworn I Was With You For The Majority Of Searching How Did I Loose You??

Do Either Of You See Any Signs Or Anything?

Actually.

...

I Have Come To The Conclusion That This Is Quite A Difficult Search!

I Will Be Roaming The Halls Loudly Playing My Tambourine. Please Just Come Towards That Noise If You Hear It.

[dracosleftarsecheek]

An excerpt from the murder mystery marauders fanfic I'm working on:

James glared at me jokingly, "So we're pretty sure she was murdered.. are we gonna play Sherlock and Watson? If so, bagsies Sherlock."

"Oi, no, I'M Sherlock!" I retorted.

"There's three of us, probably more if Pete and the girls join in our investigations." Remus deadpanned, and both me and Prongs pouted at the same time.

"Fine," he relented, "Whoever wants to be Sherlock may be Sherlock, but no one is fighting about some bollocks like 'who the better or real Sherlock is'. And I am being Watson, just so you know. I'll dig out an old notebook I haven't written in and make that our notes."

"Spiffing." I replied, and Moons rolled his eyes.

"Absolutely splendid." James remarked in the poshest voice he could muster.

[colin-is-alive-timer]

how are we feeling after this what if episode

absolutely spiffing my good fellow. Colin, my main man, you could have saved them all (and you’ll still save them when you return <3)

[thebigsartorialist]

POV: walking around exclaiming posh British words to confuse people: Poppycock! Chuffed! Jolly Good! Cheerio! Absolutely Spiffing!

_

Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[fishntea]

i think more people should acknowledge girl things... shout out to all my girl things, neither a girl nor a thing but certainly a girl thing.

nikola orsniov, my favourite girl thing. what are you. no question mark because there is no need to question you, wonderful girl thing. absolutely spiffing girl thing.

[viktorsgloriousreign]

How are you on this absolutely spiffing morning?

(Sorry I've been reading Harry Potter again)

Haha! I'm actually doing pretty good! I'm like half awake because I didn't get to sleep until 3am but I'm fiiiiiine, sipping on a Reign. I'm legit the Pusheen right now heheheh

How're you??

[askthemactav]

... You know what... I think blue really fits you well. And the new hairdo is absolutely spiffing. Well done. What a beautiful and curagous change of attire. What did your Captain and Team say to that? Did they see the pictures already? and noooooooooo the guffawing laughter in the background is not me breaking down, crying in laughter at that picture. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

(Hey Dipi!! I think Tumblr ate a few of my asks? I send at least one per day, trying for more. But the last few days were hectic with all the doctors appointments and such, so yeah, only one... But then I know that Tumblr doesnt like me again at the moment XD Darn thing sometimes... I am still here and reading your blog avidly and thinking of throwing my own CC at you for some funsies ^^ Love the cosplay to be honest and i like the stubble make up^^ <3 much hearts from me!!)

Tea

Aye. Look hot as fook in it. Still not sure whose mail it was. And course blue looks stunning on me, everything does.

Price just did 'is dad sigh an' went 'Really soap?' he was snickering tho.

Gaz said 'es gonna order me my own one and get himself a rin cosplay.

Ann then ghost... Kinda just froze and stared and me in the skirt. I like ya think he was crushing. In reality he was probably debating whether or not ta shoot me.

(Dipi talks | hey! Yeah I hadn't got an ask from you in a few days. Don't be scared to spam em a bit, I'll just delete any extras! I have hade the actual outfit for weeksss but the wig finalllyyy arrived. Technically credits for @thelocalfolklore cause they made the Miku mactavish joke a while ago, and that's what made me do it.)

[fromthemouthofkings]

Jeeves and the Fox Hunt

Chapter 2

The Prod residence was a big, gloomy old house–or perhaps it only appeared so because I was gloomy and afraid. But the gray skies reflecting dully off the dark windows, the dead ivy rattling ominously against the panes, and the icy wind all added up to a distinctly unwelcoming experience.

Mr. and Mrs. William Prod shepherded me into their home with many a “What-ho!” and a “Ho there!”

I was in my element–as you no doubt know, Bertram Wooster can what-ho with the best of them.

“What-ho, what-ho, what-ho,” I said, bounding up the steps and into a dimly-lit front hall.

Mr. Prod grasped my hand firmly. He was a sprightly older fellow with a surprising lot of strength left in his rangy limbs and a spectacular silver mustache. “Absolutely spiffing to meet you, young man. My niece has been so looking forward to your visit. It is so long since we had such a fine specimen of manhood here for a hunt!”

“Ah, well!” I said. “That’s me. B. Wooster, finest specimen you could wish for.”

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