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Penelope: One kiss, it would not mean anything.
Inner Colin after the kiss:
#is this not what happened#😂😂😂#they are serving so hard#it's absolutely effortless#polin#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#Bridgerton
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It’s crazy to me that these bits from Captain America and Bucky (2011) #620 were from a story Bucky was telling to Natasha and his sister, Rebecca:
��A brave face… that was my first mask. Dad and I both tried to make family life as normal as it was before Mom died… And we had some fun years… Some good memories. Things I still hold on to. But that burden wasn’t easy for a little kid to carry. I may have pretended to be strong and happy… But I was angry underneath it all. Angry at the whole damn world. I knew I was letting Dad down every time I got in trouble.”
“Days moved fast after that… almost a blur. As they put Dad in the ground… and then explained some deal where my kid sister would get sent off to boarding school… but I would stay on the base with Dad’s old pals looking out for me. I used the mask Dad taught me to wear even more, then… to hide how scared and alone I really felt… I wore it for a long time after that.”
Because you know that he’s never been that emotionally vulnerable with Steve or Sam. They discussed the difficulty of holding an intervention for him in Captain America (1968) #606:
From Sam:
“Look, I know what it feels like to think you don’t deserve to be here… that you don’t deserve to wear the mask or fight the fight… But I don’t know how to talk to him about this stuff… Kid was raised in the military. He’s not big on talkin’ about feelings.”
And from Steve:
“Never could admit any weakness, could you, Bucky? Must be something you learned, growing up in the military. Deny pain. Deny fear… Deny it all. Even when your brothers in arms all know you’re lying.”
#also the emphasis on Bucky’s sister being a kid#and Bucky’s retrospective complete acknowledgement of how young and scared he was at the time#but no critical view on those suspicious machinations in his life#and then the phrasing of it in Captain America (2005) issue 31#Bucky’s confusion about how he ‘talked them into’ letting him stay on the base#absolutely not what happened#and then ‘But the military is the only life you’ve known and the only one you want. Maybe they saw that.’#aahh#in the Captain America and Bucky issue he’s comforting his sister during the funeral and wake#then he’s explained the deal as ‘That’s how Jimmy would’ve wanted it kiddo.’#and Bucky just says ‘Sure Major Samson… Whatever you say.’#to be clear Major Samson is the one who recommends Bucky to be Captain America’s sidekick four years later#with the explanation given to Bucky that his dad was a roughneck (getting into fights) just like Bucky#‘I sure as heck wanted him on my side when the fighting broke out.’#‘I’m hoping your as much like your pop as I think you are kiddo.’#to be clear I’m not implying that they killed his dad#but I am implying that they saw an opportunity then!#my posts
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The highlights of the movie (for me lol)
#these two are an absolute delight#grr more screentime please....#rahh i need to know the aftermath after the movie#like what happened to them in the prison#trolls 3#trolls#trolls movie#trolls fanart#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#velvet and veneer#velvet trolls#trolls velvet#veneer trolls#trolls veneer#trolls 3 band together#band together
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N bro??
#n x uzi#nuzi#murder drones#biscuitbites#nori doorman#khan doorman#murder drones lizzy#n murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones nori#murder drones n#murder drones khan#murder drones shitpost#murder drones meme#murder drones cyn#md cyn#cyn murder drones#absolute solver#murder drones episode 8#WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE QUALITY#this is normal tumblr isnt it#oh well its fun#yay#murder drones suggestive
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I played with some Twitter friends! Enjoy!
I draw what you ask, but not what you’re expecting!
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#good omens#gleafer art#good omens art#crowley#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#good omens crowley#the great british bake off#gbbo#SHAKE THE HAND#paul hollywood#crack post#absolute nonsense#art prompt#the bad place#this is what happens when Gleafer has booze
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Comics Jason: let's go for a drink! Tim: Jason, I'm sixteen Jason: I can find a place!
Gotham Knights Tim: I wouldn't know about the Iceberg Lounge, Batman never took me Jason: if you wanted a fake ID Tim, all you had to do was ask
Tim is going to turn 21 and Jason is going to climb through his window like "time for you to get black-out drunk Timmy, I have bets on if you decide 'fuck it' and take over the League"
Tim: ...of Shadows or the Justice one? Jason, carrying four bottles of vodka: at this point I'm not picky
#jason todd#tim drake#dick is probably fun enough to go drinking with#but I feel like Jason knows Tim's hold on his more insane urges is tenuous at best#and he is SO READY to see what happens when Tim loses his inhibitions#does he know he's likely to be caught in the crossfire?#more than likely#will it be worth it?#absolutely#jaytim
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Lil birdie and his eldritch demon (build in friend) !!!
#bumfuzzled art#bumfuzzled animations#mha#tokoyami fumikage#my absolute beloved lil guy#dark shadow#they deserve a separate tag#I’m just rotating through old interests#I always kept up with the manga#the story lost me halfway through#but I just had to know what happened to my two favorite students#I’ll probably rewatch the whole series before the new season#which likely means more art!#also I seriously could not log into this account anymore. but we’re so back
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Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!
#14 days with you#to be tagged later#Sometimes a team is just Sephiroth; some random flower girl; and a dragoon from FFXIV#Like....... Look me in my eyes and tell me that one of Jiyan's abilities isn't just stardiver /silly#Anyways!! Sharing dis on my main only because it's just a sketch and doesn't feel ''official'' enough for da 14DWY blog#If I come back to this piece + retouch/put more effort into it maybe I'll reupload it there instead#But ya!! Any inconsistencies in Scar's outfit is because I was too busy staring at Taoqi <3#There was also absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why I drew Ren as Scar specifically too—#—Other than the fact that he WOULD rock da onigiri strip (RIP T_T) /ij /silly#Plus I was going to draw [REDACTED] as (WUWA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!) Geshu but?? Babes I don't think the timeline works out??#I really saw the marks in the same spot and was like “oh!! they're the same person :3” LIKE GIRL NO?? This is what happens when you skip cs#Geshu is still my number 1 next to Taoqi though (in terms of design) <3 I have a type teehee#Mayhaps I will draw [REDACTED] after all...... (It's currently 3pm and I'm nowhere near my tablet)#Also also!! A treat for those who've read this far: Day 3.5 will be made public very soon!! It's pride month n I wanna celebrate—#—With everyone's fave demi/pansexual enby (who sometimes does a bit of stalking) (as a treat) (he's a yandere)#Violet's birthday is also June 10!! Early birthday gift!! Yippeee!!#Ok I'll shuddup now <3
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thinking of professor lupin teaching a bunch of middle schoolers. he’s the kind of odd teacher that everyone knows about, but every year without fail his students end up loving him because of how fun he makes class. he has a picture of him with another man on his desk, and it’s kind of blurry, not really showing more than a young, smiling Remus holding a person with long, black curly hair, which he never talks about, but one day one of the more outspoken students asks him about it and all he says is “oh, just me and an old friend” and then promptly moves on. of course no one believes him, because although they might be children they still have keen eyes, so they see the small, fond smile on his face when he glances at the picture from time to time. word gets around school, not in a malicious way, just children curious about who odd professor lupin could be so fond about. eventually weeks pass by, to the point that the picture on remus’ desk is almost forgotten, until one day in the middle of class, a strange man knocks on the door. the class erupts into whispers when they see the long curly hair, all holding their breaths to see who exactly this person is, and they’re not disappointed when the man walks up to professor lupin, gives him a kiss on the cheek, and hands him a lunchbox with a small whisper before turning around and leaving. everyone is dead silent as remus puts his lunch away, gaping at the professor over what just happened. eventually one of the kids speak up, asking the question everyone is wondering: “was that the same man from the picture on your desk?” remus seems unfazed by the looks he’s getting from his students, replying with a simple “yes” as a smile slowly shapes his lips. “why did he kiss you on the cheek?” another student asks, to which remus replies “because he’s my husband.” his answer sets off an avalanche of questions, a chorus of “HE’S YOUR HUSBAND!?” echoing through the classroom. the shock of the discovery makes it a highly discussed subject for many weeks to follow, students across the school still in disbelief over it because they can’t believe that the man, remus’ husband, is real. they all talk about how he must be an angel, because no one can be that beautiful. with his curly hair, bright blue eyes and sharp gaze, and it’s all remus can do to relay every single word he hears to sirius when he makes it home in the evening, knowing how much his husband enjoyed flabbergasting the minds of those young children.
#saw some fanart that made me think of this#like all his students just be in absolute Awe over how beautiful remus’ husband is#all thinking he’s an angel or something because of it#kids arguing over whether or not is happened because only one class witnessed it happen#students going up to remus afterwards and asking him about sirius and him going ‘i have no idea what you’re talking about’#the whole idea of it makes me giggle#remus lupin#sirius black#professor lupin#wolfstar#marauders
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"he's going to watch something dumb, xanzen do you want some content??" "SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!!"
#me when i genuinely hesitate to hit the post button. hello. what. this is my blog i will post gay minecraft robots if i WANT TO#anyway these designs lowkey do kinda fuck tho#i might steal the shawl moon wears and the tie sun wears for like... if they had separate bodies au ........ mmh.#anyway me when i swore off not watching anything tsams related but masm has gay robots so i cant just NOT watch it#also it tickles my cringey 12 year old mind's funnybone so#also i have consistently come across content of this show and have been like yeah maybe ill watch it if they ever make the robots actually-#-gay. guess what theyre doing EBHAAHHASDFGH#kept finding like. animations or silly designs for them on here n theres a certain point i just sort of completely cave#i still absolutely refuse to watch tsams tho BHAHASHGFDA like thats never happening. but this one has gay robots so i cant not watch it...#xandraws#fnaf#fnaf sb#security breach#fnaf security breach#masm#moon and sun minecraft#masm sun#masm moon#sun masm#moon masm#fnaf sun#sun fnaf#fnaf moon#moon fnaf#masm sun x moon#sun x moon#moon x sun#sundrop x moondrop
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Prompt 261
“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”
“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”
“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Alfred is Clockwork#AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline#Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments#Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations#Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point#No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus#Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her#Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything#The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now-#Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters#Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now#Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree#Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal#And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms#And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots
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I think the thing I love about Mutiny is that sure, Eurylochus is angry. Absolutely furious. The way he spits out "captain" gives me chills.
But that's really not the point.
He says "tell me you did not know that would happen, tell me you didn't know how that would end" and "use your wits to try and say I'm crazy and mad, that this is all some trick the gods have sent." And those absolutely sound sarcastic and mad. But they aren't, not fully.
Eurylochus is well and truly begging, for the first and only time. Please, captain, tell me what I know isn't true. Lie to me, try to gaslight me into thinking you made some horrible mistake. Use your gift of persuasion to make me believe, just for a second, that I'm wrong. Don't say the words I know are true, that I know you'll say. Tell me you didn't miss home so painfully bad, that you gave up the lives of six of our friends.
Say something, please.
And Odysseus says "I can't"
#this song absolutely wrecked me dude#also yes I am completely ignoring what's happening rn lol#epic the musical#eurylochus#eurylochus epic#odysseus epic#odysseus#epic the thunder saga#mutiny
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Who in the world gets entertained by this stuff? Hey, won’t you tell me? With a smile—up, pull, pull. (MoeChakkaFire by Issey)
#wind breaker#wind breaker nii satoru#suo hayato#hayato suo#sakura haruka#haruka sakura#nirei akihiko#akihiko nirei#sugishita kyotaro#kyotaro sugishita#kiryu mitsuki#mitsuki kiryu#tsugeura taiga#taiga tsugeura#tell me this song doesnt scream suo i dare you#what a happy coincidence that the song i have been obsessed with since like late october#(cuz it reminded me of one of my friend’s ocs)#and nii sensei happens to make a song paro of it lmao#is kiryu wearing makeup#yes and he would absolutely kill with it#ugh sugi my boy i love drawing you in the most extra maid outfit ever#also added some bows on tsugeura’s and kiryu’s headbands#since they're the ones doing the most in this dance#but nirei is a close second#are we still craving maid outfits because i still am#*blasting moechakkafire until my neighbors are sick of me*
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people trying to have shipwars over iwtv... girl the polycule
#what happened to multishipping#i am joking though that absolutely would make them worse#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv season 2#iwtv 2022#loustat#loumand#lesmand#loumandstat#armandstat#armandaniel#devils minion#loumandiel#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#armand#lestat de lioncourt
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Prompt:
Instead of going for Tim, Jason goes for the easiest way to utterly destroy his Replacement and kidnaps his civilian boyfriend to demonstrate just how easy it is to lose something (or someone) you love in this line of work.
And while the whole “make the Replacement beg” part of the plan is going amazing…. Jason really didn’t plan the whole “keeping a conspiracy theorist teenager hostage” through to the end.
Bernard just wants to know what the new crime lord’s deal with Robin is. And why— and how— exactly he’s supposed to be a bargaining chip when he can count the times he met Robin on one hand. oh! and could someone maybe tell his boyfriend, Tim, that he’ll be late for their coffee date on Tuesday?
#Jason and Bernard#I aim to make that a glorious tag#anyway#I stick by it that Bernard has golden retriever energy#too precious for this cruel world#but also kickass when pushed#but it happens once a century so…#Bernard ‘this crime lord seems sad I need to help him’ dowd#Jason ‘stop trying to feed me chocolate and make me talk about feelings’ Todd#Bernard subtly trying to manipulate Jason into NOT trying to kill Robin#Jason absolutely sees through it but— it’s hard to say no to those puppy eyes okay?#meanwhile Jason is also feeding Tim with horror stories about what he’s doing to his ‘precious bf’#Tim is so wrecked he downright resorts to begging on his knees#he can’t lose Bernard#he just CANT#TimBern#TimBer#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#robin#tim drake#Bernard dowd#fanfiction#prompts
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