#absolutely married btw

[lavellaned]

here's a quick shitty gif of this tweet of flycam showing solas rubbing the back of lavellan's hand with his thumb during the kiss

[thaern]

How to act when you meet your t'hy'la: (A guide by the Spirk)

Step 1 : Be absolutely mesmerised by the beauty of the man in front of you

Step 2: Be an absolute slut and offer an “innocent” act, if you're the one who is being offer “consider it” and make your mind about it

Step 3: Accept the offer and make out in front of everyone in a subtle way making proud your ancestors who make the exact same thing before (and yes, I mean you Zefram and Solkar)

Step 4: Don't you dare to take your eyes off each other for the rest of the night and enjoy your new companion

Bonus * If you're the one who present this two idiots make yourself proud and enjoy your success while see them flirt for the rest of your life (not feedback accepted)

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

A few doodles of my pookie bear Mallick <3 +one of Brit!

[another-delta-lover]

Delta i can't tell if you're being srs abt likin poot or if this is just a "hehehe Tumblr relationship" this is hurting my brain

this is purely platonic and for the funny ofc....

Unless...

[sforzesco]

THE BROTHERS SFORZA

augh. there sure is a lot going on between them. tfw you know your older brother is wary of you so you have to navigate that fine line of proving you're useful, but not dangerously so. tfw your younger brother has the potential to be a knife in your back, but he's your brother. don't think too hard about what happened with the galeazzo. unfortunately, you're both visconti as well as sforza, and the visconti were prone to conspiracy. fucking RIP.

this definitely won't be upsetting years down the line when ascanio is near death and ludovico will be desperate to figure out how to bring his brother's body back to milan so ascanio can be interred in the same place as ludovico's recently deceased wife, beatrice d'este, and where ludovico himself has been haunting in a perpetual state of grief.

& the background of the first panel are public domain scans of two cards out of the visconti-sforza tarot deck.

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

[moonlvster]

can someone look at me like how bojan looks at kris pleasee

[wonder-worker]

Studies of Elizabeth Woodville […] have been hampered by the continuing fascination with her brother-in-law, Richard III. The Ricardian [and Yorkist] apologetic is now largely dependent upon the argument that the Woodville family posed such a threat to Richard of Gloucester, and the kingdom as a whole, that Gloucester had little option but to take the throne from his Woodville-dominated nephew. Although this argument has [irregularly] been contested, a reassessment of the queen's role in 1483 has not yet been attempted. Michael Bennett, in his 1987 account [...] still dismissed her as `an inveterate intriguer, capable in her vanity and fecklessness of some remarkable shifts and turns'. But more often she is scarcely mentioned in general histories of the period.

— J.L. Laynesmith, “English Queenship 1445-1503” (Thesis for the degree of DPhil in Medieval Studies, University of York, Centre for Medieval Studies, April 1999)

[uchiha-gaeshi]

I would never wish growing up in a hyper religious African house on my worst enemy. The cognitive dissonance is insane especially if you grow up in the West yet your family (and other African families around you) insist on clinging on to asinine “traditions” that are really just covers for abuse.

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

Well since Jimmy's official Twitter reblogged it... Guess I can share here, too :P

Why yes, we did have him at our wedding and he was an absolute delight 💖 So serious about having everything perfect and just absolute silly bean... Not only was he the ring bearer/tag team manager/co-emcee - but he performed "Eat Your Heart Out, Rick Springfield" with my husband, and I danced with him to "Roppongi".

"it's a beautiful day~"

[sea-critter]

i just want everyone to know my dad wore a nine inch nails shirt to my uncle’s backyard wedding. circa 97.

[samuraijacksoff]

HELLO i did not expect the minecraft cross stitch post to do as well thank u very much for ur support😭 here are some sample pages from the work in progress zine. it needs some adjustments absolutely, like the symbols need some fixings but i am very excited to work on this project and to share it :)

[organised-disaster]

Unclear who's holding who hostage in this relationship (picrew)

WARNING:: BARELY CONTAINED YAPPING

The story: Inessa is OBSESSED with Essex. Terrified to ask them but every time she sees them she experiences the worst bisexual panic known to man. She is INFATUATED for months before Essex even notices that she's stalking them. When they DO notice that Inessa is the one leaving them increasingly more threatening and violent love notes, they assume Inessa is human, just a particularly sick and weird lonely one and decides they want a free meal, because it's been a good long while since they've been properly full.

It's worth noting at this point that Inessa can sense magical or otherwise inhuman people. It's how she instantly sees through Jess-Ava's disguise (if Jess-Ava didn't give it away with her A+ acting). She assumes all vampyrs can do this.

(spoiler alert they can't)

So Essex slides up real smooth next to Inessa and asks for her number. Inessa promptly melts and gives it to them. They text for about thirty seconds before Essex decides it's probably safe to invite Inessa to their house. It is ABSOLUTELY not safe Inessa is insane and shouldn't be trusted even a little bit but they invite her regardless.

When Essex inevitably tries to turn a teenage make-out session into a true crime story, Inessa shoves them off while they spit out all the dust Inessa's rapidly regenerating carotid artery turned into, utterly confused at why Essex would even try that. She then reveals her sixtyfivehead and waits for Essex to tell her that no, they didn't express an interest in her just to eat her because they thought she was human.

They don't.

She runs home and gives herself a pat on the back for keeping it together long enough to make it to Jess-Ava's old cabin. She proceeds to ugly cry for six straight hours.

Essex feels like shit and tries to make it up to her by going on a few real dates, although just as friends. Inessa doesn't let the friends status stay though and they eventually start for real dating after a few months and it's not questionable at all

[sneeplerbeepler]

me personally if i was minecraft steve i'd be piping down villager/witch/illager baddies all day

[arovalentines]

and you dont know what to do with it

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

[gutsfics]

sssshould Lake Harper become a marine biologist post series.

or.

should he go into theme parks bc he had a childhood Experience with the Wiggles Big Red Car darkride at Dreamworld that pissed him off so bad that he decided he Had to design theme park ride design