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new digs... 2!!!
from chapter 18 of frequency
#my art#dc#thad thawne#thaddeus thawne#inertia#frequency fic#too many thads au#may tool around w this some more#particularly the lil belt bag design#i think he would be drawn to the practicality of pockets#and the absolute impracticality of a cool hood#in a perfect world id figure out how to streamline the design better#bc my animation brain looks at this and goes HELL HELL HELL#but im giving it a pass by comparing it to some other modern comic costume designs which are arguably more complex idk#anyway look at my boy hes finally got an outfit
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My brother recently got into Demon Slayer so I wanted to make a kny oc for him since I did it before with both me and my sister and never got around to my brother :)
But I started by refreshing my own design because wow?? Itâs been 4 years since I first made my kny insert character and a lot of things are now outdated! Not to mention my art has improved a lot, I hope. More details under the cut!
Meet Ebisu Koharu: youngest of the Ebisu family and physically the weakest. They only barely passed Final Selection by hiding for the entire week and surviving off tips from their older siblings. Nonetheless, they still want to contribute, which is why they hold onto a thick, leather bound book that records every demon theyâve ever met in precise detail, with labeled diagrams and scribbled calculations in the margins of different strengths and weaknesses.
After spending a few years on the job, and properly seeing their data contribute to the successes of other demon slayers, theyâve come a bit more into their own as a competent researcher and fighter, though they still do tend to request paired missions with friends and family to act more as a support role rather than a fighter.
The Ebisu family is one of scholars. The eldest daughter Kaoru is a doctor, and the eldest son Shougen is a chemist. By nature, fighting is not necessarily their strong suit, which is why their family breathing style and techniques are all poison-assisted. Of the three, Koharu is the weakest and most averse to combatâ they wield a short half-length blade, with more of a smooth ceremonial hilt and sheath than any practical weapon.
#kny oc#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#itâs so much fun seeing my brother be so late to the party for kny lmao#I love him but his takes are kind of shit ngl.#his character will be absolutely hilarious to do as well#because you better believe Iâm going to lean far into how much he simps for giyu#looking for names is so much more fun when I can read some kana and am not using google translate#I found out that the combination of me and my sisterâs names form kanari which i will not stop thinking about for ages#four years of improvement and four years of character development! Better character design and research skills#itâs a lot of fun thinking more about details when designing now#I.e. brushes are wildly impractical tools for writing on the go so koharuâs main choice of stationery is an imported fountain pen that cost#a decent amount of their savings#and they wanted their records to last longer so they also invested in a proper leather bound journal (also imported) rather than#a normal string bound book like their normal daily journal. this is also why the books open in different directions#in the event that their fountain pen breaks they Will Cry but they will also commit the details to memory and write them in with a bruh#with a brush after the battle ends
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modern slasher movies need to take themselves way less seriously and i am Not Fucking Joking
#like honestly i feel like a lot of the issues that people have with a lot of modern horror esp slashers is either a) theyre unoriginal or#b) they take themselves WAY too fucking seriously for what they are#this could be solved so easily if horror movie directors just.... added a little silly to it every once in a while yk#wheres the excessive amounts of fake blood? the absolutely unhinged and completely impractical kills?#you are a genre born of shitty practical effects and over the top dying scenes now ACT LIKE IT!!!!!!#horror#horror movies#slashers
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wondering if there's a character who HASN'T done the Do in heels. ????
#absolutely this thought came up bc i saw shadow lineage yakumo bang eiden while holding him up against the rocks#i looked down and saw yakumo was wearing heels!? for the first time??#ah. no wonder he was extra tall this time#i was saying to myself... how? doesn't it hurt your legs? GEEZ yokai heel wearing abilities are something else#i find heels extraordinarily painful. idk if it's the untrained calf muscles or what#so i had to sit in admiration and awe for a bit. wow! look at him go!#then i wondered... have ALL of them accomplished this impossible (for me) feat?#Quincy would never ? probably??#is it because they're impractical? not great for traversing rough terrain?#idk i'll let the quincy experts weigh in#but i started listing off the characters who HAVE done the do flawlessly in those painful shoes#edmond naturally. kuya of course. maid blade.#i haven't unlocked enough rooms to know#does garu wear heels? would he hate them? would he wear them and be completely unbothered bc his calves are the most powerful of all time?#DOES EIDEN EVER WEAR HEELS?#eiden in stilettos when???#i am torn between eiden beautifully strutting around with the confidence of a drag queen#and eiden tripping after a single step on slightly elevated heels#he can do both. depending on his mood#and depending on who's nearby to conveniently catch him if he were to fall oh so dramatically
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Will we see a more feminine side to the reader? Or do you believe she wouldn't want to because of everything that has happened?
good question! (-> hasnât thought much beyond that chapter i just posted cos that was like⊠the point of the fic)
reader is in a very unique position now bcos you have space to heal safely & then figure out what the hell u wanna do when ur not spending every second trying to survive !! itâs a weird time !! youâve never had this kind of free time !! or safety!! or encouragement !
i think that the lines between masculinity and femininity will be rlly blurred just cos of how long youâve lived one way â and getting in touch w your feminine side is just one of a thousand things you get to try out in velaris <3 havenât decided if youâll like it or not yet!
#i imagine there will be turmoil#iâm sure i can write a lovely scene about the first time you wear a dress#youâre muttering about how impractical it is and the breeze is cold on your legs and you can only shift certain ways#and azriel is likeâŠ. speechless đ§ absolutely fucking gone for how beautiful you look#sloane speaks#asks#anon#thanks for the ask!#i love questions hehe
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Yes I could use the custom character creator but the idea of TIM going âno we must bring her back exactly as she was, including that completely impractical hairstyle, we have no way of knowing if having hair constantly falling over one eye is what gave her the motivation to save the galaxyâ
And then Miranda just having to sit there muttering âI am a scientistâ while becoming Shepardâs resurrect/coma hairdresser
Itâs just funny to me idk
#default broshep having the same hairstyle? absolutely logical#default femshepâs hairstyle wasnât even logical in me1 cause impractical but me2 just really amuses me#I mean like her hair wouldâve burnt up anyway right so at some point in those 2 years her hair started growing out again#and Timmy boy obviously decided it was vital her hair stayed the same#even while sleeping cause she wasnât even supposed to wake up yet#and yes Iâm aware this is just one of those video game logic things but itâs amuses me so#đ€·ââïž#mass effect#mass effect 2#the illusive man#jane shepard#femshep#miranda lawson
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the buttons are on and i am absolutely tickled đđ
#knitting#*knitting#these buttons are absolutely the most impractical buttons iâve ever used#but theyâre so cute
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my phone is a lot rn
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i do realize that hamuko is canonically good at cooking but to me she is a disaster who cannot and will not cook anything. she thinks a bag of skittles and a can of soda is dinner. she has absolutely zero skill to make anything else and if she did she just wouldn't anyway
#squishy talks too much#she also has egregious picky eater syndrome#she only eats real food if shinji cooks it which he ends up doing every day once they become close bc he is So Concerned by her#she is such a disaster and an atrocity of a girl. tired of good-at-everything hamuko#she needs to be really good at niche and impractical skills that will not help her in real life#but an absolute fail loser at important everyday basic common sense stuff#the only practical home-eck style she is actually good at to me is sewing and that's bc fashion designer hamuko real to me#about hamuko <3
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ok last personal rant ive ranted a million times before. last of the night not of ever.
when i say "oh this isnt gonna happen" im not being negative brother im making a neutral statement hello??? i dont need a Be Positive spiel its unnecessary man IM GOOD. RELAX.
#i said oh i dont expect ill get an interview for the jobs i applied for this round so its fine#and my folks are instantly down my throat like omg don't say that dont even think it!! youll totally get it!!!!#guys its fine...this is nawt a big deal lol#and then im saying like oh i want to do all the parks ive wanted to see since i was a kid now even if it's impractical#bc im not coming back to northam#and theyre like no omg dont say that you can you will!!!#girl no im saying i will be spending my money (in 5 years when i have earnt any again) on other things#i have other things i want to do and see thats what i mean. relax. i don't need your positive spin!! my god!#my ma is very reasonably and logically telling me maybe i should skip nyc bc its fuckoff expensive#and i can use that money for shipping my shit back or whatever else i need#which is true! shes right!!#but i wont have the chance to come back for a while probably if ever yknow and i just want to go#i dont care. i know its stupid as FUCK trust me i know. but i love that city and i want to make the absolutely idiotic decision to go. sorry
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Your hair feels so good around my fingers. Can I touch it forever?
For the few silent moments he had felt that touch on his hair, aside from a strong flinch, Leonard had remained still, calm, and silent as he quite literally widdled away his time with what appeared to be some sort of stake he was making - could it have been for a tent? Some skewer for game? Regardless, the hermit had remained notably tense, yet otherwise unbothered as he continued his simple task. There was a frown on his face, but he didn't speak. He didn't move.
...So it had continued that way for the next few minutes, Leonard continuing his work with a gradual loss of tenseness as the feeling numbed off - The knife in his hand (Certainly not one for the purpose of widdling, but small and handled with enough care that it could have been) continued to snip patiently away as he felt the vague, nonchalant feeling of long locks wrap around the another's fingers. The sound of cutting wood filled the air as he worked, and if he were to be completely honest, even as little as he began to notice it, Leonard had almost begun to feel relaxed in a sense that he truly had nothing to fear...
...At least, until the sound of Popshi's voice had reached his ears.
"....!?"
At this the large shoulders of the hermit jerked upwards with a sudden start at the unexpectedly masculine sound of the other's voice, and immediately, a flustered hand had dropped the small knife he was using to cut the wood and waved blindly to shoo the other back.
"P...Please, that is enough..! What are you doing!?"
It had taken him a moment to find a solid standing in his voice, Leonard crying out with more firm insistence than roughness, though there was no denying his obvious shock that the past few minutes of peace had been spent with an unexpected stranger. Just who was this man? Had his heart been any calmer, Leonard would have otherwise been uncharacteristically bothered that just anyone felt they had a right to that in particular. It was a rare, finnicky spot for the hermit that he cared little for others to lay hand upon for the memories - and guilt - that it had brought him. That this man (Or at least, they sounded like one) had sounded lighter in his tone served little to ease his burden.
He didn't know this man... Did he? Now that the initial shock had passed enough for him to think, that voice did sound rather familiar.
...But whoever it was, it certainly seemed that it was no one the now-startled hermit had expected.
#||Reply||:Popshi#{/it was sent the day before but uh... happy birthday leonard? lmao}#{/but aaaa this isn't written too well and i apologise but thank you so much for the ask!!! i absolutely adored it khbkfbks i was cackling}#{/poor popshi.... its okay he can steal his coat as recompense lmao}#{/let him have his hair!!!!! he wasn't causing any harm :(}#{/.... maybe a LITTLE but thats just cause he was found out kjshffjkh}#{/I may have posted it once before??? im not sure but i DO have a headcanon on why lenny is so touchy about his hair specifically!!!}#{/ill have to post it sometime but in short his brothers (particularly riversal) were obsessed with it and given leonard's issues...}#{/...well}#{/there's that AND the fact that he simply hates having it in his face with how impractical it is lmao}#{/which sucks ass because im just saying.... he would be a fineass guy otherwise *cough*}#{/Ramblings aside; thank you again for the ask!! It's always a pleasure seeing you on the dash~}#{/Remind me to send more stuff in for these two <w<}
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I've stumbled upon the aesthetic that is Ornate Porcelain Corsets and idk what to do with them BUT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING....
Like these COULD be so Rhaena coded but in what capacity!??? In which fic!??? Where could I possibly get away with including theseeeeee đłđł
I want to say my upcoming Pirate Rhaemond fic...but...there's also a secret Victorian era Vampire Rhaemond fic I've been thinking about that might work better đđ so many thoughts
#rhaena targaryen#rhaemond#hotd fanfic#likeee I'm obsessed#like i want one#they're so pretty and interesting and LAVISH#like they're impractical af but BEAUTIFUL#like#in the right setting...i can absolutely get Rhaena into one of these đđ#ALL OF THEM
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Lord of Heart Commission that was an absolute blast to design
#rpgstuck#not my oc#commission#original art#digital art#my art#lord of heart#homestuck#hs#troll#godtier#the horns were so fun to design#I honestly don't think I've come up with a more interesting design than these lmao#absolutely impractical#but lords can ignore petty things like practicality
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This sword is so cool I want to be friends with it.
I poured all of my geek out in the tags.
Chinese Bronze Sword With An Inlaid Rock Crystal, Turquoise and Gold Hilt Warring States Period, Circa 4th - 2nd Century B.C.
#prev tags#At one point I will stop reposting swords#But not today#More weapons :D#This one looks very impractical#But very cool#So should be used by a magical being that could make it not break#Eönwë ?#Silmification#YES I MEAN THERE WHERE TALKING SWORDS AND GLOWING SWORDS.#this blade is perfect for eönwe#look at the details in it the little glimmers in the blade#i would change the gripping part to be longer and overall of course bigger#but that looks like it is made for a god#if i could see that in real life you would need to drag me away from it with force#thanks god im not born in a sword wielding age because you could absolutely bribe me with a pretty sword#want to marry me? bring me this and i give you strong sons
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met gala was yesterday time for neverending reblogs
#met gala#THERE WERE SO MANY GORGEOUS ONES#but genuinely it could have been so much better#it was like no one understood the theme at all#majority of the outfits were soo boring and did absolutely nothing#but there were a few gems omg#*cough* tyla *cough* anok yai *cough* harris reed#idk why but i saw a lot of people complaining about tyla's dress being impractical#but like#they're not supposed to be worn in public#theyre just art pieces#that's what most runway fashion is anyway
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"aziraphale" gets my moms fave ice cream in the season one finale
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