#absolutely foul

[lilyevansirl]

a conversation my friend(she is not in the marauders fandom) and i just had:

her: “my whole fyp is marauders!!”

me: “hahahaha you can’t escape it”

her: “you can’t be laughing when tomorrow is october 31st.”

SILENCED😨

[miracl3-align3r]

I can’t lie, I’m mourning Tattoo Dog nearly as much as I mourned Min simply because I’m a slut😞

[hyperfocuscentre]

WHO SAID THAT-

[slut4thebroken]

Bro I was writing last night at like 2 am and I read it again today and I straight up do not remember writing this but it’s so unhinged oh my god

LIKE WHY WOULD SHE THINK THAT WTF💀

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

my dad: *sighs in exhaustion* man i feel like i got hit by a car.

me: ...dad

my dad: OH WAIT NO THATS-

me: *starts laughing*

[froglightz]

[mistressemmedi]

https://www.tumblr.com/capyphoenix/767319146115596288/papa-perez-homophobic-podcast?source=share

Did you see this? What the hell?

What the hell.

I did not have "Checo's dad goes on a homophobic tirade to defend his son" on my 2024 bingo card, yet here we are.

[nylwnder]

ANTHONY STOLARZ GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM

[shardpencil]

Would be so devious if Dalinar actually became Honor and went into the contest ready to take on whatever powerful foe Odium throws at him...only for the champion to be someone like Gavinor or Adolin. AND THEN Dalinar not being able to do it and having to hand the shard of Honor over to Odium. What an absolute Chaos timeline.

[colorisbyshe]

just took the worlds shortest swim because the water was so warm i felt like i was in a hot tub. just slowly stewing in 90 degree pool water.

we’re cooked, literally

[discworldwitches]

like wtf is this

[samijey]

sami was done so fucking dirty in this rumble match that i dont even have enough footage to make a decent gifset of him 😬😬

[hiphiph00ray]

Just saw somebody said that the reason why Hannibal and Will were so crazy is because they were both grown men with bangs

First of all, The disrespect

Second of all, The accuracy

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

HAIIII HEY HELOOOOOO

I haven't sent an ask in sooooOOoo long ong

Hru bee???

Still on Harvey, Rasmodius, Gunter, Pierre and the new addition; WILLY OUR FAVOURITE FISH GUY 😍😍😍😍😍

ok but imagine just cuddling up by the sea. Date night while the water flows and reflects light ever luminously.

- 🫚anon

Would absolutely kill for a date with any of them wOULD DO IT I WOULD. AND FOR WILLY??? THE FUNNIEST THING I ACTUALLY REMEMBER NOW IS WHEN I STARTED PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY AGAIN AFTER A FEW YEARS I ASKED MY MOM IF I COULD ROMANCE WILLY AND I GOT SO UPSET AND DISAPPOINTED I COULDN'T ROMANCE THE FISHER MAN. LIKE???

mom is in living room watching a show, I'm in the room across from the living room on the PC, calling out to her and she won't reply until way later, I ask if I can romance willy, she says no, I get sad, and Disappointment fills me, sighs and moves on, but still loves him until i spend hours playing it and then there's the beef with him, then, later I realize I still love him, but I can't because I'm married to Harvey, and have been, and I just silently curse everything but not willy or Harvey, I stick with my husband BC I love him

Then I have this mod where a lot of things are changed and happens, BUT SUDDENLY GUNTHER SHOWS UP ON MY FUCKING PORCH WHILE I'M BESIDE MT HUSBAND, AND WE PLANNED A DATE NOT EVEN A SECOND LATER?? I don't know what he was asking me I forgot but there was something, a special event happening with the museum and people were gonna be there and like some people in power?? Dude idk??? But he wanted me to go with him??? While my husband, Harvey, the local doctor, is standing beside me, and him. And I was just ??? Shocked. He didn't even let me respond he left afterwards, and the worst part is I have the Yandere Harvey mod and some Harvey mods, and he spoke about something about our home after and said how there's still homewreckers out there who would try and ruin our marriage, and how he would have to take care of it or would have to deal with it. Was stunned and shocked. Absolutely.

[oct0bra1ns]

ITS FOR THE ANGST LOVERS PLZ PLZ PLZ 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 (butttt only if u r comfortable abt it ofc!)

GREMLINS 😭

[olli-ii]

Big pet peeve, but I really really hate people calling kids "crotch goblins" like I get some people use it in an endearing way but fuck I hate it!

Even worse is the gross people who call them "overgrown sperm"