#about wild things in stardew vally

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

I play stardew valley for an hour to wind down alittle a few days ago and my dreems have been vividly set in the stardew verse and wild shit happen including :

- re organzing my entire farm and moving the building around in an order that makes no sense

- making a shit ton of paths only to use them to spell out the word fuck over and over all over town

- playing with really fun mechanics that don't exsit irl in game like planning a beach wedding with eliot or going on actual dates with alex to the spa and having steamy [REDACTED] pixelated time or going hiking with abigal and maru and kissing under the moonlight on the top of the hike and doing [REDACTED] things in pixels

- punching pam because she irritates me and she reads as an emotionally abusive mother to penny

-punching lewis because

-Punching Marianne because is is never in her goddamn shop

- living out the whole plot of seducing every single single npc in the game getting to the final cutscene where they all are angry at me at the bar but instead of how it usually goes they instead beat the shit out of me and gus is the commentator like in wrestling matches and it ends with robin and leah materializing viking helmets and axes out of thin air and decapitated me to every one cheering and Emily eating my heart.

- staring at that stupid cute sea urchin with the cowboy hat on for hours

- having an entire exrra plot for willy where apparently he has a son who is buff and tattooed to filth but they are not on good terms because willy wanted him to go fishing with him on his small boat alone because willy doesn't like company (apparently idk) but his son is rhe complete opposite and has always wanted to go out to fishing trips to the sea with his friends and crew so they fell out and now he is back buff single and ready to [REDACTED].

Yeah WILD VIVID fucking dreams after dreams for just playing the game for an hour.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk i geuss.