#about five

[five-hargreevess]

are you bisexual?

Lila or Dolores?

Is existing hard?

What one person, fictional or not, would you use your free pass on?

I’d say I’m more… selective. I don’t exactly fall for just anyone. Let’s just say it takes a lot more than good looks to catch my attention – more like an impressive level of chaos and, ideally, a résumé with ‘former assassin’ on it. So unless you’re as sharp and unpredictable as Lila, don’t hold your breath.

Dolores is a comforting memory, but Lila? She’s the kind of chaos that makes life actually interesting.

Is existing hard? Let’s see… I’ve survived apocalypses, multiple timelines, and babysitting my dysfunctional family. What do you think?

Honestly? The only person I’d want a ‘free pass’ with is already by my side. But if I could pick a place, it’d be anywhere that’s far from paradoxes and time travel… with Lila.

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Wait… am I seriously mentioning Lila @lila-hargreevess this much? Shit. That can’t be healthy. Next thing you know, I'll be one of those people who can't stop talking about their relationship. Someone, please tell me it's not that bad.

[simplyfroggy]

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[cainternn]

the fnaf movie was silly

[corruptimles]

MikuAllWeeku Day 4: Five Nights at Freddy's

[oaxleaf]

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

[hyperblue]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

[xeemaee]

Post canon labru is so special to me

[triona-tribblescore]

I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

[ladyloveandjustice]

JUST LIKE ME FR.

Dying at the last one. Incredibly smart honestly.

the last one...good taste...

I think my cats think about me this way too tbh.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael

[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down

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[brionysea]

everyone else: prying information out of five like pulling teeth

five, walking up to viktor and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out