#about 7 or 8ft tall

[sugume]

HELL BENT — RYOMEN SUKUNA

✧･ﾟ The Incubus King finally claims his intended.  

( TW ) f!reader, incubus king!Sukuna, major size difference (Sukuna’s 8ft tall!), harem, group sex, fingering, cunnilingus, biting, rough sex, bleeding, forked tongues, cervix fucking, mating bonds, reader goes in some type of ‘heat’, explicit content. 

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author's note: PLS don’t take this seriously Idek what this is!! unedited + I'm trying a new writing style

Can’t stop thinking about Incubus king!Sukuna who finally finds his intended after centuries of looking. Who finds her in a place he never thought to check, the human realm. Who he kidnaps and brings down to his realm, telling you how you are to be his queen and rule his subjects alongside him. You have a mental breakdown your first week. The change of scenery, coming to terms that this is real, the differences between you and Sukuna’s species he calls Incubus. You’ve heard of them before, but you didn't think they were real—who did? They’re eight feet tall, winged creatures who liked to fuck 24/7. Half of them roam around naked and you can’t turn a hallway without catching two or more in sexual activities. So, hearing that you're some type of ‘mate’ to the king of the creatures? You think you’re dreaming. Sukuna brings you food every day and talks about how the mating bond has been activated now. How the several next week's you’re going to be restless until he ruts and claims you. 

You scream and cry how this is his fault. He leans over the buffet of food and smacks your thigh with a grumble. You refuse to speak to him for the rest of the night even when he undresses and washes you. Making crude comments like how he can’t wait to breed your human body full of his offsprings. Sukana who doesn’t have the time for your refusal to talk to him for he has a kingdom to run, so he drops you off to a group of naked, pierced women who he calls his harem. He gently pushes you into one of the tall women before telling her to take care of you or else.  

You can’t find it in your to be jealous of the women for being his ‘harem.’ You don’t even like Sukuna right now and the women, they’re so kind and mature that you would much rather spend your days lazing around with them than sitting on Sukuna’s lap while he laughs at his people who come to him with misfortunes.  His harem teaches you all about their lands, how sex isn’t taboo instead something they need just like oxygen is to humans. How when they fuck, they release some type of energy that’s built up in their body that causes their kind to go insane and terrorize the human realm.  

Sukuna’s harem who are utterly obsessed with how small you are compared to them. They used to spend their days lying around on rich cushions and blankets waiting for Sukuna but even they got bored of him—if it were up to them, they’d lock him in their room and never let him out. His harem who was supposed to be teaching you more about their king but instead chose to spend their days lazily eating you out with their long-forked tongues and fucking you dumb with their big fingers. They make you suckle their breasts and grind on their faces. They’re so gentle after, hissing at each other when one speaks too loudly after you had fallen asleep, washing your body clean, wrapping you in the softest blankets to carry you back over to your room with Sukuna. Some days they happen to catch Sukuna in his room, and they smirk and giggle when they see his jealous face. They take it as the highest compliment their queen has decided to lie with them before the king.  

Incubus king!Sukuna who feels the mating bond grow stronger with every second you're in his castle. He feels himself shifting. He unable to stay away for long periods of time. He forces you to bathe with him before making you sit on his throne with him while he talks to irrelevant people, his hard cock jumping every time you move. You want to get away, moaning and grumbling how his you want to go play with his harem, it’s uncomfortable sitting on muscular thighs for hours while listening to him talk in several languages you don’t understand to people you don’t know. Sukuna who hisses and grumbles at you before going back to his subjects who kneel at the bottom of his obsidian throne.  

 Throughout the week you can’t help but get hornier and hornier until your unable to walk without liquids dripping down your thighs and wetting your skirts. Despite Sukuna's harem playing with you can’t help but plead and cry for him. You barely know the man but your body aches for him, for his cock, his bond. Sukuna who finally comes to see you one day. Who picks you up to set you up top of the cushions so you can watch him fuck his harem. He does everything he could think to the women, he wants to see what makes you twitch and ache and cry. By the time he’s done—hours later—you’re in a puddle of slick panting and crying how you want him. He doesn’t take you though, he can smell that you aren’t ready for him just yet, and he can’t risk injuring his mate who he’s searched for centuries. He won’t allow himself to bring you any harm, so he just holds you in his lap and makes his harem play with you until you pass out. 

Sukuna whose balls deep in one of his women when he sniffs that air and smells the scent change in you. The women he’s fucking laughs when he yanks himself out of her and goes to you. He picks you up from the drenched cushion you're sitting on. You wrap your arms around his neck and sob and the feeling of his body. You try to wrap your legs around his huge frame but you’re too tired, so they just hang as he walks you back to your room, your thighs rubbing against his cock. Sukuna lays you down on the huge bed before ripping your silky dress and ding his head in between your legs. He brings you to several orgasm, but his mouth and forked tongue isn't what you want. You want his cock. You want him to fuck you pregnant while he bites you and claims you as his. You scream and kick and pull and at the pair of horns on top his head, but he just shushes you before going back to eating you out.  

Sukuna finally deems you ready to take his cock but before he kisses and drags his teeth all over your body. He suckles at your breast, commenting on how you’ll be feeding him with said breasts soon. You cry out when he finally turns you ass up. You don’t even think about how much bigger he is than you, how his cock might not fit inside. Sukuna pushes your head into the blankets, grabbing the base of his cock and rubbing it over your pussy. You scream at him, but he ignores you enjoying the sight of your pussy against his too big cock. When he finally pushes into you scream into the pillow. You scream for more, for him to slow down, for him to breed you, for him to fuck you harder, for him to stop and let you catch a break. He’s too out of it to listen. He never knew what it would feel like to claim a mate but this? If he had any doubt the little human underneath his wasn’t his, he didn’t now. He finally felt whole. He felt your essence flowing into him, making him stronger, more aware, if he concentrated hard enough, he could feel your emotions and hear your thoughts. He fucked your impossibly harder. 

Sukuna leans down and whispers for you to open, and let him in. You don’t understand what he's talking about until his cock shoots some warm liquids and you feel your cervix open. It hurts so good when he pushes deeper into you. You orgasm again before he releases his seed into you. The tension leaves your body at the feeling of his seed rushing to your womb. You’re about to succumb to the sleepiness before Sukuna jolts you awake saying this is just the beginning.  

[gojocumdumpster]

Is he really my true love?

Warnings: None but NSFW will be there in part 2 maybe 3.

Pickle x Afab reader

Plot: You are a new caretaker and decided to let a patient live at your house. Is he really your true love or is he just a patient?

You were a new Caretaker at this job you got not so long ago, you took care of patients very well and everyone loved you. *Ring ring!* "Hello! What's up boss?" You said, "Hey I just wanted to ask if you were okay with taking care of this one patient. Nobody else offered to help him so we wanted to see if you were fine with it. He's not really good in the Building so we wanted him to stay with somebody who's willing to take care of him. Are you willing to?" He said with a desperate tone. You weren't used to having someone live with you since you never had a boyfriend, you were always bullied for being shy. You didn't have much friends but that didn't effect you that much. Did you want to take this path that could change your whole life? "I think I can handle it boss. What's his name?" You said nervously. "Thanks so much! We'll drop him off when you got off work 5pm right?" He said. "Yep I'm nervous to see him but this is fine!" You say biting your nails. What did you get yourself into. "Great. His name is Pickle by the way." He says before hanging up. "Pickle? Never heard of him before." You say in your head. You looked at the clock 4:58pm..You took a deep breath and packed up your lunch you just finished eating. You leave the Staff room and head home. You just got done taking a shower and was walking around panicking until you heard. *Knock Knock*, your heart dropped as your eyes opened wide you walked to the door getting ready to see this Pickle dude. You opened the door and see your boss and a tall figure that was about 7-8ft tall. I wonder what's down there *Snap snap* "Hey Y/n you good?" Your boss says snapping his fingers. "O-oh..yes I'm alright" You say with a shocked face. "Great he will be living here now before I go he doesn't know how to speak any language but he understands some English." He says looking at his watch. "Oh…well I'm sure I can help him." You say fiddling with your hands, "Great! I'll be heading out." Pickle looks at you with his head tilt to the side looking at your tiny figure. "H-hi Pickle..it's nice to meet you-" *Lick!* Did he just lick me.. You smear the slobber off you as he continues to sniff you. Touching your hair, you were wearing a night gown. He was touching the fabric of it until suddenly he lifted up your dress! "Hey!" You say kicking him with a slight blush on your face. You welcome him inside your house he takes a seat on the floor looking at the cartoon that was playing on the TV. "What the fuck did I just do.." You say in your head. "Pickle..?!" You say calling his name. His eye widen as he turned his head looking at you. "Are you hungry?" You rubbed your belly to show him as a sign as food just incase he didn't understand. He nodded his head and turned back to the TV. You smile a bit "Cute" you say smiling. You guys were eating your food and you looked at pickle to see how he was doing, his cheeks were full of food staring directly at you. You turn your head shyly as you continued eating your food. It was time for bed and you were a bit concerned where pickle was going to sleep, you weren't ready for him to sleep with you yet so you laided a bean bag that took a bit of space in your room with a blanket. shit idk what there called He thought it was a big rock at first since it was grey but once he laid down he was out like a light. You smiled as you fell asleep. Little did you know he was your True Love. Part 2 is coming soon.

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[ttrtru]

So, how tall is Marion and Melkor? How about the others. Im curious. Cause i was looking at things recently and found out Tolkien made his humans like, 6 to 7 feet tall and now i keep thinking about all their heights. (And that im closer in height to Gimli than to the other humans on the team cause everyone is giant ;_;)

TL;DR Mairon=210-230, Melkor=280 Made a chart for the heights of all the races in my HC and few random characters(ft on the left is not very accurate).

Basically in my HC everyone is smaller than what most people might think. I personally can't imagine humanoid shapes to be any taller than 240cm/8ft, maybe 300cm/10ft if I stretch my mental limit.

But I always wanted to clear out who's how tall blah blah from canon a bit so one sunny day I went through a bunch of canon information I could find online about heights in ME. Found out that there are these MiddleEarth unit called "ranga/r".

1 ranga: a stride, hobbits are 1 ranga(half of men) 2 rangar: average Numenorean male height, also Galadriel 2.5 rangar: Elendil

Although in canon 1 ranga = 38inch | 3'2" | 96.5cm, I took a bit of liberty in this and altered 1 ranga to be around 35.4-36.4inch | 90-92.5cm as I tend to like everyone(including Melkor) to be shorter than 10' | 3m.

Also, here's the link to my thoughts from 2018, written in 2023. Everyone is even more shorter than the above chart but it's only really the ainur and elves that are nerfed down. Thingol and Elendil are too tall

There's probably tonnes of contradiction every where but this is just my vague HC.

[kerakitty]

Adam’s Creation and Appearance

So there’s a lot of nitpicking surrounding how Victor made Adam and how Adam should be portrayed as a result of that (e.g. should he have stitches, varying skin color, etc). I find this kinda weird because we don’t actually know how Adam was made. Victor intentionally omits this information when telling his story to Robert Walton for fear of someone managing to reproduce his work.(1)

We do have a few, scant details, but they’re hardly enough to draw any solid conclusions from. Here’s a list of all the facts given about his creation (relevant quotes with page numbers at bottom of post):

Making Adam big allowed Victor to work faster.(2)

It took Victor months to gather the materials he needed.(3)

Some materials were gathered from dissecting rooms, charnal houses, and slaughter-houses.(4)

Victor was able to choose Adam’s features (e.g. hair color and texture, tooth alignment).(5)

The whole process, both gathering materials and actual construction, took a little under two years.(6)

That’s it. That’s all we know. We don’t know how these “materials” were used, we don’t know what caused them to go from inanimate to living, or even what exactly they were. Yes, Victor mentions collecting his materials from the places listed above, but aside from mentioning bones(4), he doesn’t say what exactly he was taking. Were they intact organs? Pieces of tissue? Entire limbs? We don’t know. Confusing things further, Victor mentions that he “dabbled” with graves and “tortured living animals”(7), but doesn’t clarify whether these were additional sources of materials or simply research into the mechanisms of life and death.

General consensus seems to be that Victor used organs and whole body parts from cadavers to create Adam, but there's plenty of evidence that that’s not the case. Aside from the fact that it would’ve been difficult to create an 8ft tall body with proportional limbs out of pieces of humans averaging under 6ft, there are a few lines in the novel that indicate that this wasn’t Victor’s method. Victor consistently refers to the materials he used as “lifeless” and “inanimate”, but never dead. He also consistently speaks of imbuing new life into the materials rather than renewing or restoring life. In fact he outright states that reanimating the dead was, as best as he could figure, impossible.(8) Whether this only refers to raising a dead individual as they’d been in life or to any organic tissue is, like so much of Victor’s research, extremely vague.

So where does that leave us in terms of Adam’s appearance? Well, with not a whole lot to go on. Does he have stitches? Maybe. Does his skin color vary? Also maybe, though probably not given that Victor describes his skin and makes no mention of any variation in tone.(9)

The closest thing we have to a canon appearance for him is probably the illustration included in the 1831 edition of the novel.

There’s no stitches or other scars visible here, but since we have no idea how much (if any) input Shelley herself had on this design, that’s not necessarily confirmation one way or the other.

Ultimately, aside from a handful of details, we don’t really know what Adam should look like. We know he has thick black hair, watery yellowish eyes, yellower skin, straight white teeth, thin black lips, and is 8ft tall with all features proportional to that size.(9) Outside of that, and the fact that he looked ugly but not horrifying right up until he started moving(10), it’s up to the reader’s imagination. And given that the novel was intended to be a horror story, I suspect that’s intentional. In horror it’s often our imaginations that supply the most frightening imagery and any good creator of horror is aware of this fact.

So portray Adam however you want, and maybe don’t nitpick other people’s portrayals of him. So long as neither of you are going against the few explicitly described details the novel provides, they’re probably not any more off the mark than you are.

Source quotes and page numbers below the cut.

All quotes and page numbers are taken from this upload of the 1818 text.

”I see by your eagerness, and the wonder and hope which your eyes express, my friend, that you expect to be informed of the secret with which I am acquainted; that cannot be. ...I will not lead you on... to your destruction and infallible misery” pg 23

”As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved... to make the being of a gigantic stature;” pg 24

“...having spent some months in successfully collecting and arranging my materials...” pg 24

“I collected bones from charnel houses... The dissecting room and the slaughter-house furnished many of my materials;” pg 24

“I had selected his features as beautiful.” pg 26

“I had worked hard for nearly two years...” pg 26

“...I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave, or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay[.]” pg 24

“...if I could bestow animation upon lifeless matter, I might in process of time (although I now found it impossible) renew life where death had apparently devoted the body to corruption.” pg 24

“His limbs were in proportion, and... [h]is yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion, and straight black lips.” pg 26

“I had gazed on him while unfinished; he was ugly then; but when those muscles and joints were rendered capable of motion, it became a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived.” pg 27

Side note on that last line: I always felt Victor was rather underselling the creativity of Dante here. Dante came up with some trippy shit. I doubt the Uncanny Valley was something of which he “could not have conceived”.

[turbulentscrawl]

Hunter Sizes

Just some more general musings from work the other night. Special thanks to @athanasius-symposium-of-writings for listening to my random chatter about this kinda stuff haha

-I think most of the Hunters aren’t as large as the game makes them seem in comparison to the survivors. That’s something done, firstly, to give the Hunter-player a better field of vision, and secondly, to emphasize the survivor’s fear of whoever is chasing them. That said, I do think most of the Hunters have been made bigger than they were as mortals. Like, they're still huge! But the survivors aren't usually eye-level with their crotches haha.

-Fool’s Gold is the largest of the Hunters, and the closest to his in-game height. Norton’s body has been built up and filled out with a ton of rocks and coal, and the as a result he stands somewhere between 9-10ft tall. Ann is close to his height as well because she’s been so stretched out, but her posture is terrible so she tends to stand at eye-level of the next group.

-Jack, Antonio, Wu, Luchino, Pierre, Percy, and Alva are the tallest Hunters, aside from Fool’s Gold and Ann. They all stand between 7-8ft tall.

-Sangria (and she's all leg lol), the Will Brothers together, and Orpheus are the next group, and generally stand between 6.5-7ft tall. Grace is also at eye-level at this group, due to her floating which she can’t turn off. If she were able to rest on the ground, she’d be in the same group as Michiko. Dream Witch is also in this group, but since no one can see her it barely counts.

-Hastur’s height is variable. When he’s resting, he’s right in the middle of Hunter’s height charts. But his body is like an octopus, so he can squash and stretch himself easily to change his size.

-Michiko, Mary, Burke, Kiegan, Ithaqua, and Joseph are on the shorter side, compared to other Hunters, but they still stand around 6ft. Ithaqua uses his stilts to seem taller; with those on, he’s got another foot on people and stands at eye-level with Sangria. Leo, Joker, and Bane are also close with this group, but they’re also much bulkier overall than the others.

-Galatea, Violetta, Bonbon, and Robbie are the shortest Hunters. They’re still not as “small” as their age or conditions would suggest, but probably average between 5’-5.5’ when standing.

[somethingclevermahogony]

For the Q&A tag, I've always been intriqued by Narul (giant man). A few questions about him.

1. infodump as much as you want about what being a demigod/spiritblood means, and how he views it.

2. How did he meet Ninma

And 3. How is he as a father? Is he responsible? Protective? Stern? Etc.

Thanks for the ask!

1. Infodump as much as you want about what being a demigod/spiritblood means, and how he views it.

Oof, if I really went all out infodumping I could be here writing this for hours, so I'm going to keep things simple.

The term spiritblood is technically more accurate because, unlike with the demigods in say Greek mythology, spiritbloods are not the children of a mortal and a deity, but rather of a mortal and a particularly powerful spirit. Narul is a bit of a special case as his mother was spiritblooded, that is to say, while she herself was not a spiritblood, her grandmother was. This means that Narul is technically more magical than a normal spirit blood.

So what does being a spiritblood entail? There is much variation between spiritbloods often depending on the kind of spirit from which they descend among other factors. However there are several traits that are shared amongst all spiritbloods.

1) All spiritbloods are inhumanly large, not only in terms of height but also in terms of bulk and proportion. A spiritblood does not merely look like a tall human. Their magical nature allows them to reach sizes and weights that would otherwise kill a normal human. The shortest living spiritblood in the age of Narul is Mikrab at just under 8ft tall. Narul is the tallest at 9ft.

2) As previously mentioned, spiritbloods do not have normal human proportions. The War Queen Batricca for example, was famed for her unusually long arms. Narul is not only tall but massive, naturally bulky, he is so large that he struggles to fit in most small buildings. To the average person Narul looks somewhat monstrous, thus why he is called "Giant".

3) All spiritbloods are blessed with supernatural strength and durability. The first king of Kishetal, the spiritblood Tamel, was known as the Wallbreaker for his sheer and terrifying strength. It is impossible for a human to match the physical strength of a spiritblood. A single spiritblood in ancient times, was said to be capable of sieging a city, thus why so many cities in Narul's time still have such massive fortifications.

4) Spiritbloods have incredibly dense bones and thick skin, comparable to well treated leather armor. This affords spiritbloods a great deal of protection against a variety of threats and makes them even more difficult opponents in battle. The only materials which do not struggle to cut through their thick hides are volcanic glass and the magical metal called Arkodian Bronze.

5) All spiritbloods are capable of seeing and communicating with spirits, something that for normal humans, typically only sages can do. However spiritbloods as a rule, are incapable of using magic.

6) Spiritbloods are incredibly resistant both to toxins and to magical mutation. For this reason Narul can eat poisonous or magical plants without feeling any effects in quantities that would otherwise kill dozens of normal people. The downside of this is that while toxins do not work on Narul, neither do most medicines. Most spiritbloods have an incredibly difficult time getting drunk, Narul for example must drink the equivalent of several gallons of wine just to feel tipsy. This has led to a myth, popularized by those with poor knowledge of spiritbloods, that spiritbloods tend to be drunkards.

7) Spiritbloods are functionally immortal. This is to say that unless felled by a physical injury, a spiritblood will not die, at least not from the deterioration that comes from age. Theoretically a spiritblood could live indefinitely if they avoided conflict. However while the body may not age after a certain point, the mind does. As a spiritblood ages their mental facilities will begin to wane, they will forget their past self and will begin to suffer cognitive decline. It is not unusual for spiritbloods to seek death when this begins to occur, for fear of forgetting everything. The oldest living spiritblood is Mikrab who at almost 2000 years old has suffered considerable declines in his memory and mental capabilities, thus earning him the moniker "Mikrab the Mad".

So there's that, but what does Narul think about being a spiritblood? Long story short he hates it. Before he knew that he was a spiritblood he was taught that he was a forestfolk, a magical mutation, and was as a result intrinsically dangerous to others, a rabid dog ready to turn. Finding out that his childhood was a lie did little to comfort him as it did nothing to calm his anxieties around accidentally hurting someone due to his strength and size. Further the idea of living for centuries and slowly forgetting about the people that he cares about, terrifies him. Narul is not a power hungry or violent person and as such takes little enjoyment from his supernatural abilities. The only thing he really appreciates is being able to see spirits.

2. How did he meet Ninma

Narul was brought to the Palace of Labisa as a child and served there as a slave to King Hutbari (the same person that lied to Narul about his true nature and instilled all of the self-loathing and fear in him).

Hutbari had many children, the youngest of which was Ninma. Narul would have seen her around the Palace grounds, avoiding her tutors, climbing walls, chasing lizards, and otherwise being a menace. Narul was in the palace the day that she was born. However despite living together for the first 5 years of Ninma's life the two never talked until after the coup. Ninma wasn't even aware of the fact that Narul could talk until after they had both left Labisa.

And 3. How is he as a father? Is he responsible? Protective? Stern? Etc.

Narul is a kind and responsible father. He makes sure that she is well fed and cared for, he plays games with her, he listens to the stories that she makes. He tries his best to understand her concerns and interests (As he is an illiterate giant and she a former noble child, they have quite different perceptions of the world). If they were in the real world Narul would be at every one of Ninma's sport's games, theater productions, dad and daughter dances, girl scout meetings, and just about anything else.

He is however very protective of Ninma. He sees her as fragile (as everyone is compared to him) and as such fears her getting hurt, or worse losing her. This unfortunately clashes at times with Ninma's own adventurous personality and may lead to tension between the two of them. Narul tries to be stern at times, but isn't all that good at it, if only because Ninma knows that Narul is a giant softy.

Along with his fear of her getting hurt whether by him or by something else, Narul lives in constant fear of Ninma's growing up, he fears losing her to old age or something else. He fears that one day after centuries have passed that he might forget her.

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[the-masked-astro]

Can you tell us more about your au version of Mr. Puzzles?

Of course! Hope you don't mind me over explaining his story.

So in pt 1 the au starts right after the Puzzlevision movie. He ends up not only getting blasted off into oblivion, but somehow ends up in Astro's world [which yes, the smg4 world and astros world are two different worlds]

Astro finds him [still in his TV form] in the dump and takes him home, thinking he's just a normal tv.

During the night, when he woke up and exited his head, he was badly injured. However, his left leg was the worst. It was incredibly mangled, and there was no way of saving it, so he amputated it. Don't ask me what he did with the leg after the fact.

Astro then Wakes up the next morning to find Puzzles going through their pantry, hobbling along on one leg mind you, to which Astro, rightly freaked out, starts hucking whatever they can grab at him.

Eventually, things calm down, and Astro let's Puzzles stay with them, also helping him build his new leg and a new outfit. Both of them bond over their creative nature, Puzzles loves to hear about all the fictional stories Astro comes up with and Astro loves telling Puzzles about their stories

Unfortunately, Puzzles realizes that Astro is having a hard time financially supporting both of them, and since Astros world is much like our own, he can't just go out and get a job without people freaking out over the 7-8ft tall tv man.

He comes up with a plan to bring Astro back to his world. That way, they have a better chance of achieving their dreams of turning their stories into shows to broadcast to the whole world. It's also when Puzzles start going back to his old ways when he thinks of a plan for revenge on the smg4 crew.

Puzzles starts to isolate himself more and more, working in his room alone on a machine that can bring him and Astro back to his world. [Astro cannot enter the smg4 world, the whole point of this machine was to make it so they could]

Eventually, when he tried to drag Astro into the smg4 world shit hits the fan. The machine doesn't work, Astro is still in their world while Puzzles is sent back to his world, and both worlds are altered because of it

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I won't talk about Puzzles in pt 2 since he doesn't play a big role, but Basically Saiko finds him and beats him up, putting him in a coma, to which Sag5 uses his him as a power enhancer of sorts while he's in said coma. He does wake up and eventually does go back to Astros world, where he then destroys the machine to prevent Sag5 from coming through.

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In pt 3.5, Puzzles finds out that the machine had altered Astros world, turning a lot of the humans into characters like you would see in a fictional world. They still act the same and think things have always been like this, so it's not that huge of a deal.

Unfortunately this causes Astro to freak out, because everyone is just different, and everyone thinks Astro is crazy for trying to explain to them that they used to be human, so they end up loosing their job and apartment while Puzzles is gone.

When Puzzles comes back, he and Astro move In with their parents on their farm, to which their family Accepts Puzzles as their own. Eventually Puzzles, with Astros encouragement, re builds the machine, this time not as powerful, so he can go back to the smg4 world to get closer and apologize for what he did during the Puzzlevision movie.

However, Puzzles is an absolute ASSHOLE to Sag5, I won't say exactly what he said but let's just say it was bad enough to have sag5 relapse into their bad coping habits. Oc the crew is mad, because in the time between the end of pt 2 and now, while he's been gone, Sag5 has changed, and they crew has forgiven them.

They then tell puzzles they will only forgive him on the condition they apologize to sag5 and give them a chance to prove they aren't as bad as they once were. [Also smg1 beats the shit out of puzzles for being a dick to sag5]

So eventually he does, things aren't great between them but they at least forgive eachother for what the other had done to them.

After that, puzzles primarily lives In Astros world, but visits the Smg4 world on occasion.

Really his character arc is, "oh boy he's getting better!" To "oh God he's getting MUCH worse" back to "oh he's actually improving again"

He still dreams of creating his own program with Astro to broadcast one day, but right now he's focused on his new family and Astro, growing as a person and making peace with those he's hurt in the past.

[twistedroseytoesy]

May I please request some hcs on how the housewardens (and Jamil instead of Kalim) act around an m! or gn! reader who is literally twice their height and is highly affectionate towards all their friends? If that's too many characters, I don't mind if you pick one or two housewardens. Thank you! 🖤

I call this group the overblot gang! And of course. I prefer gn reader so hopefully that’s alright for this!

mini giant reader 'cause how else can someone be over 8ft tall. The largest person ever recorded was 8’ 11”. There’s gotta be some magic going on here.

Also, these are rather short due to so many characters sorry about that. I know nothing about book 7 so malleus's part is a bit lacking.

Riddle: huh?! he knows he is usually shorter than most of the other students but you being 10'4" to his 5'2" is unbelievable! it's like the universe is mocking him with someone double his height! immediately did not like or trust you.

After his overblott incident, he is still intimidated by you, but you offer cuddles or lift him gently off of the ground for a hug and he's melting in your arms. He's so touch-starved. Likes being the small spoon but will die before admitting it. Hates when you give him head pats in public but in private he will just puff his cheeks out and blush at how soft you are with him. fills that hole in his heart with love that child riddle never got from his mother.

Leona: he's fairly tall compared to many of the other students. A bit intimidated by your 12' even height compared to his 6'0 height. Tries to now show that he is intimidated by you. You charged at him in his overblott and he honestly got so scared for a moment seeing something akin to a giraffe charging at him, ready to kick his ass.

After the overblott incident, he tries to avoid you. but you're persistent and protective. Instead of waking him up you gently carry him like some cub! he wants to say he hates it but the say of his tail and the relaxing of his muscles in your hold says otherwise. He still wants to be the big spoon. but will allow you to hold him on days when his depression is pretty bad. No head pats unless you want to get scratched. usually tsundere cat behavior toward you. he's even nudged against your hand on bad days like a cat or rubbed against your legs. lays on your chest often and glares at you if you move.

Azul: he's 5'9" so how are you 11'6"?? yet another who is taller than he is. almost spat out ink the first time he actually met you in book 3. Wonders how you usually handle going around places where you can't even walk normally, how do you live in that breaking-down dorm?! when he took the dorm from you he discovered you tore down some areas to make places large enough for your form to be comfortable, even had pieces of furniture frankensteined together to make appliances at your height. Has many ideas of how to get you into his debt from this knowledge. inked himself a bit when you were swimming at him mock 10.

After the overblott incident, Greatly fears you. how can you be so strong yet so gentle? When you come to the lounge he had a special booth made just for you, the others have to stand on the seats to eat at the large table. But he does appreciate your patronage because you get ALOT of food. When you get closer to him he loves and hates your height. on one hand, he hates how you mess with his hair and that you lean over him so much. on the other hand he loves how warm you are, how he can easily hide in your arms and embrace like with his octopot. In private he is the little spoon. loves clinging to your front and how you run your hands down his back and massage out the knots he has gotten from working constantly at his desk. He will defend you from bullies and is happy to be by your side.

Jamil: does not trust you, how and why are you 11'4"? Really hated having you look down at him when he hypnotized you. added your height and looked down at him to his anger of being a servant. found great joy in launching you away.

After the overblott incident, he still doesn't like how tall you are. tried to convince you to join the basketball team. When you two get closer he doesn't mind your height as much. is glad that scarabia has tall arches in the hallway so you can fit comfortably in the dorm. won't let you do much in public other than some low fives and MAYBE a head pat. wen in private though he truly lets himself loose. He likes to lay on you and trace along your height. complimenting you and thanking you for saving him. he enjoys your warm embrace and being the little spoon. if he is ever sick and you scoop him off of his feet he will be internally screaming so much with a blush.

Vil: he's heard that some companies use taller models to sell unfair products, but you being 12 feet tall is surprising even for him. calls you beanstalk. a rather tall and ugly thing in his opinion. Just because you're tall doesn't mean you are very attractive. he keeps telling himself this but can't help but look at you, there's definitely potential. Appalled at the appliances you've made for yourself to not have to be on your hands and knees all the time. has everyone do dancing stuff at the ballroom so you can also be involved with stretches and some simple movements. tried to get you included in some of the dancing since such an unusual participant would make their performance all the more memorable, but Corwley shot the idea down. was a bit startled during his overblot at how well you could hit at your height when you got a good run-up on him.

After the overblott incident, he orders you some custom-made appliances and only demands that you let him experiment with different makeup products on you in return. bribed a spa place to treat you when he discovered you had never been due to your height making it hard to work with n a decent amount of time. has custom clothes and all kinds of things made for you because the more he gets you the more you start to shine. Might even convince you to do some fashion adds for some money and to get the world aware of tall folk like yourself.

Idia: another tall man but he's just straight up scared of you, calls you a mini titan with you being 12 feet tall. Avoided you as much as he could. When the whole island of woe happened he was so intimidated when he saw you on the ice flow. Hated speaking with you. Was even worse when you defeated him. And also demanded he fix your house. Actually had some fun fixing up your place with actually working appliances fit for you! if you somehow get close to this guy congratulations! You get so much stuff custom made for you! A phone the right size, and special passages in ignihyde and a custom gaming set up just for your gaming sessions with Idia. Would die if you ever picked him up or did any SSR physical touch he would pass out. Give him time and he might be ok with it but that will be a long long time.

Malleus: what are you to make you well over 13'2"?! Even he has never met a being as large as you. You both connect over being feared. You for your height and he for his power and status. You both enjoy walks together. He ensures that no branches will knock into your head using his magic. Can and has warped the structures around you to make sure you can fit through them. You usually have to crawl around with how tall you are. He tried his best to help you outside or creating a space that is comfortable for your large size. Even offering a dragons layer if that would help. When you get close to him he loves your gentle touches even though he knows there’s nothing you could do to possibly hurt him but he melts for your soft touch. If you picked him up he would actually be impressed but wouldn’t stop you. It’s been a few thousands years since he had been held. He really likes it. Though don’t do it around Sebek if you value your hearing. You curl around him and he will start to actually purr. But might tease you. Might even enlarge himself to hold you for once~

[butterfrogmantis]

So before I get into the backstory I'm going to do a little species bg since this a brand new species! Ironically yeti's have always been super low on my 'fave mythical creatures list' but here we are, some Butterverse specific lore;

Greater yeti's, usually just referred to as 'yetis' or occasionally 'abominable snowman' are the artic cousins of their warm temperate cousins the sasquatches. Both are large ape-like creatures, roughly 7-8ft tall and known well by humans. One such greater Yeti is known to the Smurfs as the guardian of the snowflowers.

Pygmy yeti's, by contrast, are much more elusive and rarely documented by anyone, not even Smurfs. They're similar sizes to small size fae, though many are much larger than Smurfs (This guy is not but he's on the smaller size for a pygmy yeti). They more closely resemble something between a polar bear and a deer. Interestingly, they often use the identifying names of both too - with children all being 'cubs' and adults separated into 'bucks' and 'does' (since they're a sentient species I suppose any nonbinary pygmy yeti's would just go by a 'yeti' instead). Both biological male and female pygmy yeti's grow antlers, although only the males grow 'manes'.

Both greater and pygmy yeti's are largely solitary, although occasionally groups of females in particular may raise several young communally, or yeti couples might live nomadically as a pair. Diets are largely scavenger/carnivore based since they live in cold climates and you take what food you get. They don't change fur colour in summer but do shed like crazy and tend to have shorter, lighter coats in warmer seasons that may occasionally have some brown whilst still being mostly white coated, similar to polar bears.

Right now that the biology stuff is out the way, on with the backstory of this particular guy!

So Yukio was actually found by Explorer - he'd been up a few of the northern mountain passes looking to mark off previously uncharted territory up there and see if there was anything worth taking for himself. Whilst exploring a particular cave, he found a small … thing. Stuck in corner, arm bleeding, and hissing at him like a spicy kitten. It was totally unexpected and honestly mostly a coincidence he even found it. Now Explorer has his faults but he's not evil, and even he wasn't about to leave this bear-cub looking thing, especially since it was injured. He's not very paternal but he does his best to try and get some story out of the creature, and when the cub refuses and says he's fine on his own, Explorer takes matters into his own hands and smurfhandles the child back to the village because he'd rather do that than leave it to die, nice guy /lh.

Whilst in the village, Sorcerer does his best to attend to the child, whilst Papa researches (the cub was particularly stubborn and refusing to admit to anything about himself). So now they had a bit of an issue - at this point there were two other non smurf infants in the village, but both were babies and it had only been at the kindness of Blacksmith that the village Goblin had been adopted, so there wasn't anyone really willing to take on an ?? especially one so stubborn. So it ends up being Sorcerer that just sort of looks after him, and starts to develop a sort of older-brother bond, whilst Papa EVENTUALLY finds some rough notes about Pygmy Yeti's and realises Smurfs know nothing about them. The cub does eventually give his name; Yukio, and explains he'd been travelling with his group who were attacked by a stoat on the mountain - he'd been bitten first but his father had jumped in to save him, leaving Yukio just enough time to escape, but he got lost and decided to hide out. As of current, their fate remains unknown, since despite the Smurf's best efforts, they were never able to track down his family either.

Yukio ends up growing up in the village, though he's initially very mistrusting of most of the other's, despite anyone's best efforts. For this reason he's never officially adopted by anyone, and by the time he is warming up to others he's pretty self reliant for a kid.

Yukio does however quickly become well known for demonstrating his caving abilities - it's a natural habitat of pygmy yeti's so he feels quite at home in the mines and caves that members of the dirt boi committee frequent. I think my original Spelunker can stay as a Smurf, he just becomes one of the guys Yukio does end up taking a liking to. He sort of views a lot of the DBC as uncle-ish figures eventually. He even takes a liking to Skelly - perhaps more specifically, Skelly's bones. Poor Skelly he already had to deal with Puppy jkgdk. Unfortunately wherever you find Skelly you usually find Archie, and Archie tends to defend him bcuz look at that face how can you be mad at that cute little bear-deer face. And since Archie also frequently needs help navigating ruins and tombs, Yukio is a big help. In the way that Nova is closer to Pal as an uncle-figure bcuz they share an interest in fossils, Yukio is closer to Archie.

Yukio also gets on well with Miner, since again, caves. And being a similar age to Miner's daughter Lapidary means the two often work in tandem, with her being more knowledgeable about the actual things they're looking for, and Yukio being the muscle, so they're good friends.

So … there he is! Part of the older-mid ng age range but not actually A next gen, just looks up to a bunch of not-uncles :)

Archaeologist (c) The Smurfs

Yukio and Skelly are mine

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait..... From that one post where you said that Barnaby is 7'9 standing up....... How tall would he be on all fours?

*allegedly 7'9, it's just the most likely estimate i can think of since the three Big Puppets have been said to be between 7-8ft and Poppy is very Big Bird-esque, and he's 8'2 so it's same to assume she's about 8ft-even as the apparent tallest of the three. then Howdy seems to be taller than Barnaby but only a little shorter than Poppy, so he's definitely on the taller end of 7-8ft, but Barns isn't that much WHY AM I GIVING A THOROUGH EXPLANATION OF MY THOUGHT PROCESS THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU ASKED

hm.... well his arms/legs seem to be around the same length, so if we keep his legs straight but rotate him at the hips to put him on all fours w/ a perfectly flat back... by my estimate, around 3ft! so as tall as Wally! *Allegedly! it's the closest approximation i can think of! of course, this is measuring him at the "withers" and not the top of his head while on all fours. horse measurements! he is 9 hands tall! pony size!

[the-elder-polls]

its been a while since i actually had the energy to open skyrim (mods caused issues and i Do Not have the energy to figure out what got fucked) so i don't remember much about Pelinal. is he the one with the bull head? i vaguely remember a bullheaded character being mentioned and being a softie?? is that him?? anyways, headcanons of yours about him? 👀👀👀

that was morihaus, demigod lover of st alessia and friend of pelinal

pelinal is this bitch

as for a few of my headcanons:

he was bi with a preference for men. i don't think he was a lover of alessia like some legends claim, i think they were just super close.

he never blinked or closed his eyes. he slept with his eyes open. he had a terrifying, wide-eyed stare. his eyes were strangely metallic.

he had pale skin and black hair with streaks of white throughout it. (maybe i'll draw him one day hah)

he was flexible to a concerning degree

he had no need to eat or drink, but did so voluntarily at times, with a preference for red meats cooked on the rarer side

he had a bite strength that could rend metal

his grip strength was similarly strong, and he was easily able to crush someone's skull with a one handed grip

he was tall as fuck. 7-8ft tall kinda tall. i dont think he was very muscular and had a low body fat %. he didn't look right, and was very uncanny overall.

he never took his armor off unless he was "spending the night" with huna or resting with morihaus and alessia.

[undertalehuman]

dnd giant foundling goliath

so yesterday i was trying to make a rogue who does not look or feel like a rogue at all. kind of like the legendary Krod the Half Orc Rogue.

chose goliath because they’re big. and they look intimidating. and also because of stone’s endurance. but that’s besides the point.

then i picked the giant foundling background for fun. then i read the description of it.

it says, "something about your surroundings… caused you to grow to a remarkable size for your kind."

goliaths are 7-8ft tall normally.

SO HOW TALL IS A GIANT FOUNDLING GOLIATH???

[musings-of-a-maladaptive-dream]

So around the time Argost decides to start pretending to be human how old do you think he was?

A angsty teenager? Or a young adult?

Because Drew and Doyle are like 40 that would mean Argost has to be at the very least 50-60 years old. That is if he was a teenager when he was running about killing humans. If he was a young adult that would mean by the end of the show he would probably be 70-80 years old.

I mean Argost is remarkably strong and physically capable at the end of the show. He can easily scale buildings and fight off the Saturdays and large cryptids seemingly with ease at an age where humans would be getting very frail and at risk of severe injuries if they fall over. How strong would Argost have been when he was young and at the peak of his physical capabilities?

Argost would’ve been a real force of nature in his younger days and I’m betting that if argost had been maybe 15 years younger the Saturdays and the secret scientists combined wouldn’t have been able to physically take him in a fight. It’s no surprise only a handful of secret scientists survived his mansion the first time.

If it wasn’t for Argost being such an advanced age when he found Kur he would’ve definitely succeeded at taking over the world.

If you don’t quite understand what I mean let’s compare say a chimpanzee or gorilla to a human in terms of strength. A chimpanzee is approximately 1.5 times stronger than a human of the same size and a gorilla being 6 to 15 times stronger than a human. Now imagine Argost who is presumably say 7-8ft tall and possibly having a denser bone mass and having ape like strength possibly as strong or stronger than a gorilla based on size alone. Not to mention habitat and the fact that based on Argosts teeth as seen in the show proving his species is primarily carnivorous species you can assume they are very powerful and physically capable to climb mountains with ease, perhaps survive falls better, and obviously hunting to survive.

[alexanderlightweight]

In traditional lore, Nephilim are giants. AU where the average Nephilim is 7-8ft tall.

hey babe, ily and ty for the prompt <3 i'd say enjoy but you already told me you did when you read it ^_^

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The thing Magnus has always detested the most about nephilim, is that they think they can use their size to intimidate others. 

And for some, a seven or eight foot warrior heaven-bent on exterminating you for your birth can be a bit unnerving. Especially when they’re trying to kill you for something you have no control over.  Magnus, however, is a royal, no matter how much he and his father fight. 

It shouldn’t be considered a luxury that Magnus has no such fears or worries, but it is. 

Because even eight feet of muscle and angelic grace and adamas cannot compete with the gifts his father has given him.

Yet, Magnus muses as he eyes a very specific blushing, eight foot tall shadowhunter who is very much pretending not to be enamored with him, there is something to be said for height.

It takes Magnus several nights of debates with both Ragnor and Cat before he decides he’s going for it. The worst Alexander can try to do is try to kill him, and it will be a disappointment but not necessarily a surprise.

Alexander is a surprise, however.

He stutters when Magnus compliments him and trips over his own boots when Magnus steps close and touches him, hand to his arm or back.

He’s like a giraffe, all long limbs and while he’s definitely a predator, he’s not a lumbering force despite his size. He’s cautious and steady, prone to quiet tracking and long distance marks.

Their relationship starts slow and it takes time but it grows.

Alexander is hesitant with Magnus, not because he thinks Magnus will break under his touch, but because he still marvels that he’s allowed to touch.

Alexander is rare, even for a nephilim. Taller and broader than any in his family or his Institute. 

And he’s gorgeous and lovely and he’s so sweet, delicate even,  despite his size.

He seems awed by soft touches, as if Magnus’ gentleness is something he’s never been allowed.

Alexander crumbles under Magnus’ touch like it’s a blow and he shivers under Magnus’ kisses like they’re an avalanche of pleasure.

And Magnus loves it, the way Alexander shudders and surrenders and gives all of himself over to Magnus. 

His large form under Magnus’ and the way he lets his limbs be pinned for Magnus’ delight and perusal. 

He’s cold and hard like marble sometimes, when Magnus binds him down and teases him until he’s writhing at the bonds. 

And Alexander’s anger strikes inwards, not outwards. Magnus seethes every time Alexander pushes his own emotions aside and bows his head at a reprimand.

“You could just kill them, all of them.” Magnus mentions idly one night, from where he’s lying on Alexander and kissing him softly, the day too exhausting for anything else.

And Alexander smiles, something dark and dangerous that Magnus adores and murmurs, “where’s the fun in that? I learn so much more this way.”

Magnus watches closer, after that. The way that Alexander’s hunters began to close ranks, around Alec and around their relationship. 

Robert shows up once and leaves as fast as he arrived. He’s a measly six foot compared to his heir and whatever business he had, he regrets it as he turns tail.

“The clave lost the soul sword.” Alexander tells him that night, “he thought he could manipulate me into not telling you.” And Alexander smiles, sharp and vicious, “I showed him the error of his ways.”

And Magnus, Magnus can’t take it and he pouncesand, as always, Alexander goes where Magnus wants. 

It’s only the cushioning of magic that saves his muscles from bruising but Alexander doesn’t care. Not with the way he’s reaching out to hold onto Magnus and the way he’s pliant and sweet when Magnus tells him to be good.

“My darling, my sweet boy.” Magnus croons and Alexander looks at him with wonder and awe. One of Raziel’s own children, worshiping demonspawn more devotedly than he does his own divine sire. 

—

The first time Alexander is injured, Magnus shows actually what he thinks of other nephilims.

He lets loose his power, throwing every single shadowhunter no matter their size and angelic grace into the walls. He strangles one of them with angry red magic, lifting all seven feet of them off the ground before throwing their still form to the ground.

“I suggest,” Magnus says, cold and fierce and covetous, “that you open those doors.”

The clave has tried to prove their influence and if Alexander’s Institute is to be forcibly taken from him — because of the actions of others. 

Then Magnus will simply take Alexander, who has dedicated and promised the entirety of himself to Magnus, by force. 

The infirmary wards shatter with a flick of magic and Magnus throws the medical team surrounding Alexander out the windows.

Which was not how he’d planned it — Cat always gets upset when he’s rough on medical personnel but he thinks she’ll forgive him this once— and he’s at Alexander’s bedside in a breath.

Alexander is furious and heaving and fighting with inhuman snarls against the bonds holding him.

He’s breaking them, Magnus realizes, by sheer force of strength and will. Fighting against the straps like he’s never once tried to with anything Magnus has tied him down with.

“Sweetheart,” Magnus says and he cups Alexander's jaw, unafraid of the snarling and snapping maw of needle-sharp teeth.

Alexander goes still instantly, the eerie and inhuman glow of his eyes fading.

“Magnus.” He gasps and suddenly there is a snap as a strap breaks and he’s reaching out, large hand trembling as he places his hand over Magnus.

It’s large and calloused and shaking as he clings to Magnus and Magnus croons and leans down to kiss his forehead. 

“Darling, here. Let me help.” Magnus says and snaps away the remaining bonds. He’s marveling that Alexander just snapped through what looks like adamas and leather just because he wanted to touch Magnus. 

That Alexander wants Magnus enough to splinter and shatter angelic and divinely blessed metal. 

“Magnus.” 

Is whispered like a prayer and he’s being hauled down like he weighs no more than a feather.  Alexander keens as they kiss and his arms wrap so tightly around Magnus that it hurts and Magnus wants him to never let go. 

“I have you, my darling.” Magnus whispers, tender and true as he nuzzles Alexander's jaw. 

And then they’re gone. 

And a few weeks later, Magnus watches his extremely tall, giraffe of a boyfriend climb a palm tree in three body lengths and he hums in contentment. Alexander is shirtless and Magnus is very much enjoying the show he gets every time Alexander insists on fetching a coconut rather than Magnus using his magic. 

Truly, a little extra height can be quite enjoyable.

[queeniesrose]

Happy Holidays y'all! Hope you have a wonderful holiday season. Each drabble will be SFW! Hope you enjoy!

Master Post

Christmas Special - Pokemon

Rika: Mistletoe

The weather outside was nice, not too cold. There was a nice, fresh layer of snow on the ground and you were out shopping with Rika. Christmas shopping for others was always a struggle for you; especially if they were one of those that have everything, or they buy everything that they want. Rika was one of the people that you struggled to shop for, she has everything that she has ever wanted, and doesn't want for much.

Rika pulls you along to a bookstore, entering the warmth of the building. She soon drags you over to the romance section of the store, she stops short as she goes to walk through the doorway, "Well, would you look at that! Those sneaky employees, putting up mistletoe in the romance section!"

Your cheeks start to heat up as she mentions that, looking up to see it for yourself. "I guess we have to kiss then." You say, as you quickly pull her in for a quick peck on the lips. Your cheeks brighten up as you pull back. "It was smart of them to put the mistletoe here."

Raihan: Christmas Tree

Perks of having a giant for a boyfriend, means that he is able to reach the top of the tree. After arriving home with the tree and getting decorations for it, you were excited to decorate. This year, you had decided to get a tall tree, about 7 to 8ft tall. Deciding the best way to decorate was to direct your boyfriend.

As you turned towards Raihan, you picked up a string of lights and ribbon, batting your eyelashes at him. "Ready for the first step Rai?" You asked, handing him the lights, not waiting for an answer. "We'll start at the top the tree." You took a few steps back so you could direct him and not be in the way as he put them up. Once he had finished putting up the lights and ribbon, it was time for the ornaments.

Raihan had decided it was time for you to take over, opened up the boxes. "C'mon Love, it's your turn to start putting things onto the tree." He rifles through the multiple boxes you had, "What colors did you want to do this year? Gold and white, green and red, random?" He asked, pulling a few different ornaments out as he mentioned the different colors.

Leon: Hot Chocolate

You couldn't think of something better to drink, than a mug of hot chocolate after a day out in the snow. You and Leon had taken Hop snowboarding, before dropping him off at their mother's house. Once the two of you got home, Leon immediately sent you to go change as he started to heat up the milk for the hot chocolate.

As you made your way into the kitchen, you saw Leon mixing the cocoa mixture and milk together. He had turned on a Christmas playlist, and he was humming along to "Santa is Coming to Town". You wrapped your arms around his waist, as you approached him, "It smells amazing Lee. Do I smell some cinnamon in it?" You ask, looking up at him.

He sets down the spoon, before twisting in your embrace and wrapping his arms around you. He smiles down at you, "You, my love, have a very good sense of smell. Yes, there is some cinnamon in it. Along with some marshmallows. Just how you like it." He says, placing a kiss on your head. He hands you a mug, holding the other one in his hand. "Cheers Love."

Milo: Dancing to Christmas Music

After a long day of work, all you wanted to do was eat and enjoy some down time with your boyfriend. And that is exactly what you intended to do. As Milo arrived back to your place, he could faintly hear the song, "All I Want For Christmas is You" playing and smell different spices from the kitchen. He let is team out to relax, as he made his way into the kitchen. He paused at the door, leaning against the frame, as soon as he saw you dancing around the island.

It took you a few minutes to realize that he was watching you dance around. Once you did, you held your hand out to him. "Come dance with me Milo!" You yelled. Setting down the spoon on counter and turning down the stove, before you belted out the next line, "I just want you for my own. More than you can ever know! Make my wish come truueeee!" As you sang this, you pranced around the kitchen with Milo in tow.

Milo laughed, as you both terribly danced around and sang the rest of the song. As the song was coming to an end, he wrapped you up in his arms, and softly sang the last few lines into your ear, "All I want for Christmas, is you baby." He kissed you on the temple, "Well, we can make your wish come true love."

Larry: Holiday Photoshoot

It was a Christmas miracle that you got gym leaders to agree to doing a holiday photoshoot. What made it even better, was the fact that Larry agreed to wear a Christmas sweater. What wasn't surprising about it was that it was a gray and black sweater. He had his signature look of stressed, depressed, and ready for death. The photographers paired the leaders and elite four up with each other, or with a champion.

Luckily for Larry, he got paired up with his favorite champion, you. As you walked up to set, you linked your arm with Larry's. Looking over at him, you smiled, chuckling at how uninterested he looked compared to everyone else. "Cheer up old man! Tis the season to be cheery and rejoice in the Christmas joy!" You say, jostling him a little bit. "This will be fun, look lively a little bit for me, please."

Larry looks down at you, and smiles softly. He places a kiss on your temple, "For you, my lovely champion, I will try to enjoy this more." He says, as you arrive at the set. He drags you along, as he follows the directions that the photographer gives him. He unhooks your arm from his, before wrapping his arm around your waist, pulling you in and posing. "Now, why don't you help an 'old man' look more lively?"

Sycamore: Christmas Lights

Every year in Lumiose City, there's a light show that happens in the city center. You have been bugging Sycamore ever since you move to the city and met him, that you wanted to go see it with him. The entire city was decked out with Christmas decorations and lights. This was the year, that you finally got him to agree to take you.

As much as he would love to say that you don't have him wrapped around your finger, you do. The two of you were matching head to toe. You had white long sleeves, dark gray pants, black boots, and gray overcoats on. You spun around to look at him, as the two of you walked towards the city center, grinning up at him. "You look so snazzy tonight, Mister Sycamore." You say, drawling out your accent as you say his name. You had your rotomphone out, taking pictures of you and the lights.

Sycamore's cheeks heat up a little bit, at your compliment. "Well, every snazzy looking man, needs an equally snazzy looking partner." He says, as he catches up to you, spinning you around. Right in time too, as the lights on the tower begin to twinkle. He hears you gasp at the sight, taking in all the different colors twinkling. "I think this exceeds your expectations love?"

[hubristicassholefight]

Swordswoman Showdown Round 3

(Better here in a "preferred character" sense, not "who would win in a fight")

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Brienne

gets gifted a sword made with the rarest metal ever because she’s THAT good; she’s simply the best

Brienne is one of the top sword users alive in her day. She's descended from a man who's catchphrase was "I'm better with a sword." Better than what? You. Jaime Lannister. Loras Tyrell. Any five given guys at once. She has a fantastic sword that might be magic or cursed and is named Oathkeeper because that's what she does; I love her

Beat like 20 guys in a tournament when she was 19. Was given a magic sword. Won a sword fight against the premier swordsman in the realm. Very swordly; Very tall and strong. Holds her sword in high esteem. Accomplished with other weapons as well!

She's defeated multiple of the top knights in the series in duels. One such knight gifts her the fabergé egg of swords and she uses it to defend orphans and stuff. Got out of a bad betrothal by dueling him and beating his ass so bad she broke multiple bones. Honestly there's so much more she is the swordswoman of all time. to me; She's buff and ugly and 6' 5" and so honorable and kind that she inspires the guy who fucks his sister to yknow. stop doing that. literally gets mauled for the sake of protecting a bunch of orphans (with her sword). also she's 20 she should be at the club ‼️

One of the best sword wielders in Westeros, the author says he would pick her to defend him. Has a cool sword called Oathkeeper. Manages to go up against 7 fighters and take out most of them,. The only true knight; First off, talking about book brienne, they massacred show brienne, the show runners simply didn’t understand what she’s about.“ She had no chance against seven, she knew. No chance, and no choice” brienne had plenty of choice but she couldn’t leave people to die. The chivalric paradigm is rotten and corrupted, but here is Brienne, the one true knight, who isn’t even a actual knight! “knights are for killing”, but here is a knight who risks her life again and again to protect innocents! Bri IS hope, she is the light in the dark that shows that things can be better, things must be better. Fundamentally an idealist: “Winter will never come for the likes of us. Should we die in battle, they will surely sing of us, and it's always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining”

Adora

She has a big magical sword for her magical destiny that gives her a magical girl transformation, I love my girl and I love her awesome sword;

Okay TECHNICALLY she is a multi-weapon user since her sword transforms but its usually a sword. Also it is magic and gives her the power to turn into an 8ft magical girl <3; Lesbian magical girl who in addition to being a literal lesbian in canon is also a parable for being queer and breaking free of religious indoctrination <3 She just kicks all the ass okay I love her I'm only on S2 I'm sure someone else who's watched the whole thing will submit her with better propaganda

FOR THE HONOR OF GRAY SKULL *cool music plays, she's got a transformation* and now she's a legendary warrior that defeats the bad guys!!!

Giant technological sword gives adora magic powers and can turn into anything she needs while being She-ra

she is a HUGE sword nerd. her introduction basically has her info-dumping on rare swords and being adorable. also a little pathetic but she’s trying her best and she deserves the world (and also a win)

Has a magical sword that gives her magic powers; Has a magical sword that gives her magic powers