#ab crunches

[visenyaism]

rhaenyra in the afterlife watching her great-grandson boldly and correctly declare that it’s actually totally fine for a bastard to sit the iron throne as long as they are cool

[monstersinthecosmos]

plz where's that post that's like not now daddy kitten has a banging headache rn and needs you to stop being so needy

I think it’s in the book actually

[daguerreotyping]

Extremely realistic and accurate depiction of a hussar in battle, 1826

[packajackalope]

Eladrin Mabel!! Lots of symbolism went into this one

[gothteddiesdotcom]

there’s this one bike trick/skill I can just innately do and have been able to do instinctually since I was a young teen, and I usually try to do other things on purpose so I don’t get stuck doing the same thing all the time. This past weekend though I spent some time working on it again and putting some hours in on it and oh my fucking god was this why I was so ripped as a teenager??? It’s been three days and my abs STILL hurt from how hard I was going at it.

[freakshowcowboy]

switching around camp outfits and finding out gale is absolutely shredded. sick and twisted. that wizard should have love handles.

[vhstown]

feel better soon vee 💗💗💗 when I’m on my period I just sit in a corner fuming & thinking about murdering everybody then myself tbh 😭 or I compulsively cook which is odd bc I can’t cook for my life

thank u nini ily :( 💗 need to learn how to cook fr all i can do is walk a lot to feel better though i did walk a lot less today . the stove is looking tempting

[chrswlls]

Not For Broadcast Math :D (Bits of Your Life)

aka the post where i math the possible combinations and timelines there are for Bits of Your Life. Cuz there's a lot but just how much? Wdk yet

And if I'm wrong just correct me pls THANKS XD

Disclaimer I'm actually calculating for permutations not combinations (permutations have order in mind, combinations do not) but Im gonna call them combinations anyway since we're all more familiar with that word I guess ANYWAYS

There are a total of 6 guests you have to invite to the show in a very specific order. To get all the possible combinations of these guests, we just have to do 7 factorial

6!

6×5×4×3×2

720

There are 720 total number of combinations you can sort the guests in.

But that's yet to be the final answer. What about the different possible ad combinations?

You get to choose from three ads twice throughout the entire broadcast. And since you can only pick one from three ads...

720 * 3²

(All the possible guest combinations multiplied by the amount of choices you can make for the ads)

720*9

6480

There are 6480 possible timelines in Bits of Your Life.

Only 0.83% of these combinations will lead you to one of the 6 main endings. The rest are considered off-track.

The canon ending is 0.14% of all possibe paths. 

Now I don't really know how or care enough to math how many of these endings have peter happy or not or drunk or not especially since some routes make it kinda complicated to find a set trend so you do that yourself lol

Now imagine. You took all the time in the world to get all possible timelines. Without loading times or breaks, getting all possible timelines would take almost 6 months to do.

And then Dave chimes in telling you there was never a special prize and that he has a gun to his head. Like rn. Shit is funny as fuck though im sorry Dave but this was exactly what I was looking for; your suffering

Anyways Timeloop could come out any hour now and it's making me tweak the fuck out I might cry (jk) can't wait (take all the time in the world guys)

[l00k4tm4m45c415]

[itsadragonaesthetic]

If someone tells me one more time that exercise makes you skinny and that fatty foods make you fat I'm going to fucking scream

[acemarkey]

if i started comms who wld buy

[alskylark]

Is this selfie good enough?

I have become a bit of a pig for ramen lately, and I mean like, good, proper, from an actual ramen place ramen like shit that shiz is delicious 😭

Which is why my belly is still not going down uvu