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rhaenyra in the afterlife watching her great-grandson boldly and correctly declare that it’s actually totally fine for a bastard to sit the iron throne as long as they are cool
#asoiaf#she should have just thought of this#daemy b’s qualifying factors were that he was really hot fun at parties and had washboard abs and a magic sword#should’ve made normal jake do more crunches the war would’ve been over#daemon blackfyre is actually a good example of how gender is the ultimate sign of legitimacy ie he’s better at masculinity and thus kingship#but i want to make this joke anyway
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LOL BYEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
rhaenyra in the afterlife watching her great-grandson boldly and correctly declare that it’s actually totally fine for a bastard to sit the iron throne as long as they are cool
#asoiaf#she should have just thought of this#daemy b’s qualifying factors were that he was really hot fun at parties and had washboard abs and a magic sword#should’ve made normal jake do more crunches the war would’ve been over#daemon blackfyre is actually a good example of how gender is the ultimate sign of legitimacy ie he’s better at masculinity and thus kingship#but i want to make this joke anyway#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#hotd
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#she should have just thought of this #daemy b’s qualifying factors were that he was really hot fun at parties and had washboard abs and a magic sword #should’ve made normal jake do more crunches the war would’ve been over #daemon blackfyre is actually a good example of how gender is the ultimate sign of legitimacy ie he’s better at masculinity and thus kingship #but i want to make this joke anyway
rhaenyra in the afterlife watching her great-grandson boldly and correctly declare that it’s actually totally fine for a bastard to sit the iron throne as long as they are cool
#it's a good joke yes#but also yes the point is always misogyny isn't it#not just that daemon blackfyre was more physically “manly” but that daeron associated with (and listened to! horrors!) women#as well as dornishmen (also not considered masculine - see “poison is a weapon of women and dornishmen”)#and maesters (obviously not “real men” because of their celibacy and lack of martial skills)#asoiaf#rhaenyra targaryen#aegon the unworthy#daemon blackfyre#daeron ii targaryen#it's funny because it's true#it's sad because it's true#queue and me we're in this together now
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