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i just had this thought of yapper!gf being taken on a fishing trip with jj and him getting frustrated because sheâs scaring off the fish and then she gets annoyed back at him đ©đ©đ©
lol soooo cuteee! Ë àŒâ¶ âïœĄË ââ· yapper!gf x jj




jj had been planning to go on a little fishing trip for a few days now, but because you've been dragging him around town he hadn't gotten a chance to. but today was the day, and because you go with him everywhere, he let you come with him.Â
"are we going to have some lunch after this?" you ask hand in hand with your boyfriend as he leads you to the HMS pogue.Â
"are you hungry already? didn't you just have some ice cream?"Â
"that was a snack jj, are we going to eat the fish? if you catch any i mean." you giggle, looking up at him through your lashes.Â
"whaddia mean if, when. when i catch some." he corrects.
"right of course! what am i supposed to do then, help you fish?"
"juuus' relax, i provide the sustenance while you sit there n'look pretty." he jokes, lifting his hand to help you get on the boat.Â
as you arrived at the spot, the tranquil waters stretched out before you, jj wasted no time in setting up his fishing rods. you sit at the edge of the boat and wait patiently watching your boyfriend flip his hat around.Â
"its really sexy when you do that." you smile up at him, covering the sun with your hand.Â
"what? flippin' my hat backward?" he grins, turning back to look at you.
you nod and turn back to look at the water, leaning against the edge to see if you could spot any fish.Â
"its really nice out...i saw this thing that um- that said, would you sell your boyfriend to make your dog live forever? and i thought about it, i would."Â
he scoffs and leans back to do whatever people do when trying to reel in a fish.Â
"we don't even have a dog!"
"i know, but it's the principle!" you argue back, dipping your hand into the water and swishing it around.
"you're scarin' the fish away dude! c'mon sit down." he snaps his fingers at you making you glare at him and sit back in the middle of the boat.Â
 "i was just checking the temperature." you shrug with a small smile, but jj wasn't amused.Â
"nough' of that and you yapping my ear off, like i love you babe, but next time bring a book or a crossword puzzle or something...." jj huffs and baits his hook and casts his line once more.Â
pissed at him you decide to give him the silent treatment and pretend he isn't even there.Â
after some time, in silence, jj starts to feel a little guilty but then he hears you again.
"i shoulda' pushed you in the water." you furrow your eyebrows and shake your head, just couldn't stay quiet for much longer. "alright alright, come help me, i'll teach you how to do this." he laughs, offering his hand to help you up. rolling your eyes to take hold of his hand as he pulls you up and stands behind you, placing the fishing rod in your hands and wrapping his own hands around yours to help with guidance.Â
"swing it back aaaand- wait." he lets go of your hands to let you try being in control and stands beside you with his hands on his hips. in no time a fish was pulling at the hook, jj boyishly excited for you, telling you to reel it in. you try your best to be fast and get the fish out of the water.Â
"that's what im talkin' about baby, atta girl!" he cheers and takes hold of the fishing rod for you, grabbing onto the fish, and placing it in a bucket.Â
"i can't believe i got a fish!" you squeal, turning over to him with a smile.Â
"come here..." he beams and grabs onto your face with two hands to press a bunch of sweet annoying little kisses on your cheeks.Â
"nooo! you touched the fish! and i'm still pissed at you." you scrunch your face up but that only makes him wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up like a doll with your hands on his shoulders.Â
"gimme a kiss, and then we'll call it a day, yeah?" he squints his eyes and tilts his head, you roll your eyes and nod. wrapping your arms around his neck and leaning in to give him a proper kiss.Â
once satisfied, your boyfriend sets you down with a smile.Â
"alright. let's get outta here." he spins you around and smacks your ass playfully. á„«áĄ

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Mercedes' Method to Magic
Authorâs note: *Grabs a megaphone and yells through it like the alarm clock horn from Spongebob* (I hope you understand the reference Lol) @gladdygirl18 GLADYS! Iâm so excited to share this with you because when I saw that you requested Dimitri for @tickly-trashcan's Hear Me Out Cake Event, I was squealing with joy! Itâs a little late, but itâs here and I hope you enjoy!
Series: Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Characters: Dimitri, Mercedes, Annette
Word count: 1,343
Summary: Mercedes and Annette are teaching Dimitri magic, but the prince is having some trouble understanding how to use it. Mercedes, reminded of the days when she and Annette were learning, puts one of her methods to the test to help Dimitri!
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âFocus on the target. Steady your gaze. Let the magic do the work,â Dimitri repeats in his head the advice that his fellow classmate, Mercedes, provided him just a few minutes prior. She and Annette stand behind Dimitri as teachers, and observers to his magic training. His palm aims at a training dummy across the sandy practice grounds.
âNow, glide your hand over the tome, lift, and fire,â Mercedes instructs him. Dimitri inhales, then releases it all at once in a puff of breath. His hand swings down and over the book in his other arm, then circles back to aim at the dummy. A red charge glows on Dimitriâs hand like burning embers. Though, where a small fireball is already supposed to be produced, tiny sparks and an increasing glow of red takes over Dimitriâs hand.Â
His wrist begins to quiver as the force of the charge grows. He quickly tries to steady his arm with the other, but the strength of the magic shakes his wrist like an earthquake before a blast of fire releases from his palm and throws Dimitri backwards to the ground. The shot misses the dummy and disperses into the cement wall behind it.
Annette and Mercedes help him up. âAre you alright, Dimitri?â Annette asks.
âIâm fine. Iâm fine,â the soon-to-be king responds. He dusts off his school uniform. Fortunately, he took off his blue shoulder cape for training so it wouldnât get caught in his frequent magic-casting mistakes. He picks up the fallen tome. Hints of crestfallen expression can be read on the blondeâs face.
âDonât be discouraged, Dimitri,â Mercedes speaks in her soft, airy voice. âIt takes time. If it was easy, everyone would be doing it. They wouldnât make specialized schools for magic, like the one Annie and I went to, if it was.â
âThatâs trueâŠâ the prince sighs. âBut Iâm just not getting it. Do you have any more pointers for me?â
âWell, I have noticed that when you stretch out your arm to fire towards the target, your form is very tense. You have to relax the muscle in order for the magic to flow through,â Mercedes explains.
âThat makes sense.â Dimitri rubs the back of his neck. âHeh, relaxing isnât my strong suit.â
âHmm,â Mercedes taps her pointer finger to her chin. âMaybe⊠I can use a method on you that I used for Annette when we were still learning.â
Annette gasps. âMercie!â a blush appears on the girlâs face. She blinks a few times as the idea sinks in. âDo you think itâll work?Â
âOnly one way to find out,â Mercedes smiles.
âI am willing to try anything,â Dimitri says.
âGood.â Without another word, Mercedes moves from her spot so that sheâs standing behind him. She adjusts Dimitriâs arms by lifting them up and positioning them as if he was about to try using magic again. Itâs similar to someone who was teaching their pupil the proper stance to archery, but with the student shooting off controlled blasts of fire rather than arrows. Mercedes speaks over his shoulder while gently holding the placement of his arms. âNow take a deep breath and hold it in.â
Dimitri follows her lead. He breathes in; his lungs expand in his chest as he focuses on his target ahead.
âAaaandâŠâ Mercedes' voice draws out. She quietly drifts her hands from his arms, then curls her fingers right above his sides.Â
âRelease!â Mercedes exclaims. She plunges her fingers into his sides right as the leader exhales, causing a surprised bark from Dimitri that morphs his remaining air into laughter.
âM-Mercedehehehes!!! Hahaha!â Dimitriâs body folds forward. He clamps his arms close to his sides before hugging them around his torso and dropping the tome again as Mercedesâ surprise attack persist with tickles through his defenses.
âWell, would you look at that? It does work on Dimitri,â Mercedes declares. She shares a glance with her other friend. âNot as well as it works on you though, Annie.â
âHey!â Annette whines as a redness returns to her cheeks.
Dimitri squirms himself up straight and attempts twisting to the side. âI didnât know yohohou were gohohohoing to tickle mehehehe!â
âOh, surprise. Now you know,â Mercedes' words sound sweet and innocent, but she canât help it if a grin appears on her features. Itâs too rare that she gets to be silly with her friends like this, especially with the leader of the Blue Lions, who could use the chance to destress.
One of Mercedesâ hands floats to his ribs; the blonde squeaks as the tickling travels up his torso and he, as a reflex, tries to shake himself free.
Mercedes follows his movements as he tries to escape, almost like she was chasing him without her fingers losing purchase on his torso. The girl chuckles as she tries to keep the bucking Blue Lion steady. âYou have to stop squirming, Dimitri! This method won't work unless you relax!â
âIâm trihihihihiying!â Dimitri genuinely says. He knows that Mercedes is just having fun with him (he knows he needs it), but he also knows that the tickling could actually help loosen his stiff muscles. In fact, his muscles become so loose that he collapses to the ground right after he replies, giggling the whole way down. Mercedes follows him down, then continues scribbling into his sides, resulting in Dimitri curling himself up and rolling himself onto his back.Â
Mercedes looks over her shoulder towards Annette, whoâs been watching everything from the sidelines with a warm smile.
âCare to help me, Annie?â the older female asks.
The orange-haired girl nods and her smile grows. âWith pleasure!â Annette runs over and kneels down by her friends. She wastes no time and scribbles her fingers along his ribs and side.
âAhahannehehette!â Dimitri gently shoves his arms at the girlâs hands.Â
âSorry, Dimitri! I know youâre the future king and all, but hear me out! If you want to learn magic, this is the only way!â Annette exclaims.
âIâm sure thehehere are other wa-HAahahays!â His giggles and his bright smile increase when Mercedes scratches a hand along his tummy. The prince snorts, then tosses his head back to laugh freely towards the sky.
âSure there are, but they certainly donât get you giggling and snorting like this,â Mercedes smiles at her friendâs display of joy.
âOkahahahay! Mehehehercy!!!â Dimitri says as he curls his knees to his chest.
âYes, Dimitri?â Mercedes questions. âYou have to be more specific when talking to me. I donât know if you're calling for mercy or calling my nickname Mercie,â she teases, knowing fully well what he intended. Annette giggles beside her.
âM-E-R-C-Y!â he quickly spells. âPlehehehease!â he exclaims through his giggles, some of which are laughs at Mercedesâ joke.
âOoh, thatâs what you meant,â Mercedes plays the card of innocence. She grins and pulls her hands away, âOf course.âÂ
Annette follows Mercedesâ lead and also removes her hands, leaving Dimitri in a curled up ball of breathy giggles as air gradually returns to his system.
Mercedes leans forward. âAre you alright, Dimitri?â
Dimitri chuckles through his words with a lingering smile on his face. âIâm fine. Iâm fine,â he says for the second time that day. He lifts himself upright to a sitting position with the help of the girls. Annette returns a smile.
âCongratulations, Dimitri! You just passed Mercedesâ training regime!â Annette announces. âNow youâre ready to cast magic!â
Mercedes nods. âIndeed, Annette. So, Dimitri, are you ready to give it another shot?â
The leader of the Blue Lions doesnât need a second to think before giving his answer. âIâm ready. Letâs do this!â the prince blossoms with determination.
Mercedes beams with pride. âThatâs the spirit!â
The girls help the prince to his feet, then, they return to practicing with Dimitri. The leader positions himself with the tome of magic and prepares to take aim.
It might take some time before Dimitri gets the hang of it, but if his friends are willing to stick close behind him through the ups and downs, then heâs sure to succeed.
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What helps me with posting anxiety is to listen to my brain panic, and then say âYes, brain, I hear you, thanks for your input, but we both know thatâs just you catastrophising. Anyone who sends me hate is a dick, thatâs not a me problem, thatâs a them problem. Aaaand click post.â :D
Thank you, anon! I've always had issues with this, but I think the fact that my chapters take over a month to perfect is making it worse somehow (lol).
Anyway, I'll definitely have to try this one when it's ready to post. I know that my sibling and I are satisfied with how it's going. I mean, I've been writing the next chapter while stumbling between crises, so I've been using it as a bit of a crutch (lmao).
Of course, that just means that there is truly an enormous amount of thoschei in the next chapter. And references or conversations specifically about things that happened in the EU (and if it confuses some, I promise I eventually plan on swinging back around to explain it all for the confused companions' sake as well). You know, stuff like Scherzo, Faction Paradox. Good shit that made my brain make the Happy Chemicals.
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He knew that it was only a hallucination, that vision of souls being swallowed into a screaming void. He was manic, going on a week without his pills. He was suffering a bout of cabin fever, surely. As soon as his guests had left, Peter knew he should have went to bed, get as much sleep as his forever restless body could. But he was on day three of this recurring waking nightmare, running on a grand total of two hours' sleep and a gallon of coffee.
It was a hallucination, for fuck's sake, a consequence of purposely cutting off oxygen to the brain. And he wished it had meant nothing, but
You are wrong.
That had hit too close to home.
You are wrong, you are wrong.
What did that even mean?
You are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong!
What did that even mean?
Following the stub and crushed filter that was his previous cigarette was another one, this one burnt down to half ash in one inhalation. There were no calming his nerves with nicotine, so maybe we was trying to suffocate the billions of voices buried in his chest, still pushing against his ribcage and sternum, souls (real or imaginary, that was the question of the day) creaming as the void swallowed them.
You are wrong.
Peter locked his thumb and pressed it against the cigarette's burning end, putting the stub behind his ear, as if it had any more tobacco to burn. The went to his room and knekt beside his bed, pulling out a tin box from underneath. He carried it to his kitchen table and pulled out the two heavy, thick books that lied inside.
A necromancy book, leather bound and made to look like it was ancient-- if the 80s, according to the copyright page, were an ancient time, sure. The second, the textbook of anatomy Ludwig had loaned him. Which reminded him: should he have given this back by now? Meh, it was probably long forgotten, and besides, he needed it all over again.
You are wrong.
Within the pages stuck out pages of notes he had taken in his short-lived experiment. He opened to a note in the anatomy book, stuck in-between pages of the heart. His scrawl was erratic and messy, but still legible: "The plasma in the blood is a channel."
He opened the necromancy book to a note with doodles of stars-- "we are all star stuff/explosive energy in our veins".
He pulled these notes out of the books, reading them over and over, trying to figure out where did he go wrong. What was he wrong about?
He stacked the notes into a neat Pike and set them aside. He dug into the box once more, setting out the blood tubes and the animal skulls from his workplace and the finger and toe bones he snuck out of his former university's medical labs. He turned the bird's skull over in his hand, staring at the cracks spread along its crown.
There was only one thing to do, it seems...
#ic#droid noodles ( writing )#dead animals tw#aaaand we swing on back to this lol#mobile#because i had put away my laptop and am too tired to pull it out and powrr it up just for another#quick drabble#rage against the singularity saga
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expect the unexpected | 10
pictures in between!
You wake up a little later than usual. Not a surprise since you donât have to prepare for three kids + your husbandâs breakfast. Making sure Minseok and Soojin have all of their books, their homework, and their lunch ready. Haneul, of course, following you everywhere around the house.Â
The morning was rather quiet.Â
âMmm,â Jin groans from behind you. Your back was facing him as you laid on your side, facing the window in front of you.Â
âGood morning,â Jin says in a low and raspy voice, propping himself up on his elbows. âHappy anniversary,â he says, leaning down to press kisses all over your cheeks, neck, and shoulders. You couldnât help but giggle as you were especially ticklish on your neck. You roll over on your back and look up at him, smiling.Â
âHappy anniversary,â you repeat back, looking up at his eyes, then his lips before you two met halfway.Â
Can you believe over a thousand plus kisses ago, you and Jin had your first kiss as husband and wife?Â
Now here you two are, in bed, kissing on your tenth anniversary.Â
âI love you,â you say, as you pull away from his face.Â
âI love you too,â your husband responds. âYou and your stinky breath.â
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After ten years of marriage, three kids, and twelve best friends and six nieces and nephews later, you have reached everything youâve ever wanted.
A happy marriage.
Three sweet, smart, and beautiful kids.
The best friends you could have ever had, that turned into family.Â
Nieces and nephews who are your kidsâ forever best friends.
Each day with them, even if itâs stressful and hard, you wouldnât have wanted it any other way.Â
Meeting Jin has brought you to meet so many great people that made you have the best life you could ever have.
Itâs safe to say that you love that man so so so so sO much.
âSo last night,â Jin says as he brings you a plate of pancakes. âYou said you just wanted to go out and visit the flower fields, then the beach, and then we can come back here to make lunch together right?â He says, listing out all the things you told him about yesterday. Itâs been a while since you two went on solo dates, and the day seems a little simple for a ten year anniversary, but hey! Youâre not with three little (lovely) monsters that will drag you and your husband away from each other!
âYouâre right,â you say. âWhat about you? You didnât really plan anything you wanted to do.â Jin shakes his head, a glass of orange juice on his lips.Â
âI have plans for tonight,â he says. âBut thatâs a secret.â He winks at you, getting up from his seat and leaving you alone on the table.
âHey where are you going?â You say, smiling at him as he walks away. A surprise? You were both curious and excited.
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âDo you have my allergy medicine?â Jin asks you, sneezing uncontrollably as you two get closer to the fields. You frown, letting go of his hand as you searched your bag.
âOh no, I donât think I brought it,â you say, rustling through your bag. âI think thatâs what I forgot..â You reach in and grab tissues instead. âHere,â you say, wiping your husbandâs nose. You laugh when Jin bends down for you. He reminded you of your son.Â
âYou remind me of Minseok right now,â you say.Â
âOf course, handsomeness is passed down from generation to generation.â You quirk up an eyebrow at him.
âI meant you two both have runny noses that I always have to wipe,â you say. âNow letâs go,â you say, turning around. Jin looks at you confused.
âWhere are you going? Weâre going that way,â he says, pointing to the direction where the two of you were going to first.
âWe wonât have fun if your nose and eyes are going to keep itching,â you say. âItâs okay. We can go to the beach first, buy some allergy medicine, and then we can come back tomorrow.â
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~before this photo was taken~
âLetâs take a picture,â you tell Jin, taking out your phone from your back pocket.Â
âOkay, give it to me,â he says, taking your phone and walking away from you. You scrunch your brows at him.Â
âJin,â you say. He stands in front of you with your phone held in front of him.Â
âSmile,â he says, ignoring you. You give him a weak smile and after he clicks, you walk up to him taking your phone from his hands.
âI said letâs. Meaning you and I?â You say. Jin scoffs, taking the phone from you again.
âYou couldâve said, letâs take a selfie,â he says, wrapping his hand around your waist and pulling you close. âSmile,â he says, holding up your phone to show a view of the ocean behind you two.
âLetâs take another one, do you think someone else can take it for us?â You say, looking around.
âYeah, I mean we can ask someone.â
âOkay, go ask that guy over there,â you say, pushing him towards the young man walking down the shore line.Â
âWhy me? You ask him,â he says, pushing your phone to your chest.Â
âNo,â you refuse, pushing your phone back into him. âYou know how dangerous it is for a woman like me to go talk to random men?? You go.â
âOkay fine. Hmm,â he says, looking around. âGo ask that lady then.â Again, he pushes your phone back to you.
âNo, you ask her,â you say, giving your phone back to him.Â
âYou know how dangerous it is for you to let your gorgeous husband go up to a woman sitting alone on the beach??â He argues. Again, pushing your phone back to your chest. âWhat if she thinks Iâm asking for her number when I hand her your phone?â
âWell when she sees my wallpaper of us and our three kids, sheâll realize you arenât!â you say. âNow ask her, please.âÂ
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After the beach, you and Jin went back to the airbnb for lunch. Rather than going out, the two of you thought that making lunch together may be a better way to celebrate. Just like old times.
âSo what should we cook?â Jin says, looking in the fridge. It may have went over your head that you two have to go and actually buy some ingredients first. âAaaand itâs empty.â You laugh as he stands up straight, turning to you.Â
âQuick shopping trip?â You say, pointing towards the door. Jin laughs, nodding his head. He grabs the keys from the counter and walks towards you, swinging his arm over your shoulder.
âThis may possibly be the fastest grocery shopping experience we may ever have since having kids.â

âSo whatâs the surprise?â You ask, wiggling your eyebrows at your husband. The two of you had just finished lunch and were currently in your room.Â
âWhat surprise?â He asks, completely clueless looking.Â
âThe surprise you have for me,â you say, sitting up as you were laying in bed.Â
âOh I was just joking,â he says, sitting down next to you. âLetâs take a nap, the beach tired me out.â Your husband then lays over the comforter, putting his hand on his chest like a corpse.Â
âTired you out how? We just walked around and sat on the sand.â You turned around, looking at him and he was fast asleep. âOh you old man,â you say, laying back down next to him.Â
It only took a few minutes for you to fall asleep. Jin opens up one eye when he heard your light snores, turning to the side to see your mouth slightly open. He laughs to himself.
âAnd Iâm the old man.â
To be fair, being a mom of three kids, falling asleep whenever you get the chance is easy.
Jin slowly gets up from the bed and walks out of the room, getting ready for your surprise.
He quickly got dressed and slipped out of the airbnb without you noticing. As long as there are no noises, you should be asleep the entire time heâs gone.
Of course he had to get you flowers and cake. It was kind of weird to go into a bakery and not see a single familiar face. No Yoongi, no Sohyun or aunty Sohu as Haneul liked to call her, no Taehyung, and no Rina. Just some guy named Huening Kai.Â
âAnniversary?â The young man says. He looks at the roses Jin was holding.Â
Jin nods at him, âten years.â The manâs mouth went into an âoâ shape.
âWow, how long have you two been married? Or are you married?â Jin laughs at his question and the young man laughs along shyly, not knowing as to why Jin was laughing exactly.
âTen years, weâve been married for ten years. Together for eighteen,â he explains. Huening Kaiâs eyes widened. He laughed again as he typed in the order.
âThatâs how old I am,â he says. Now Jinâs eyes get big.Â
âMaybe I am the old man..â he thought.Â
Jin gets back to your airbnb and, as he thought, you were still asleep.Â
He puts the flowers next to the cake on the table and goes into your room to wake you up.
Again, your mouth was open, but of course Jin was used to that. He leans in to kiss you on the lips anyways.Â
You respond back with a snore.Â
He frowns, leaning down to kiss you again.
Still asleep.
He sighs, kissing you again. This time, you giggle during the kiss. Jin pulls away, upset.
âYah, were you awake the whole time?â He says, annoyed. Jokingly of course.
âYeah, I woke up after the first kiss. Were you worried that you werenât my true love?â You joke. Referring to all the fairytales and movies you show to the kids. Jin would often tell Soojin that he was her true love which is why she always woke up whenever he would kiss her forehead in the morning.Â
âA little,â he mumbles. Standing above you, Jin extends his hand out. âBut whatever, get up.â
You frown up at him. âWhy?â
âDayâs not over, itâs still our anniversary and we have plans.â
âI thought we didnât,â you say.
âSurprise! We have a date.â

expect the unexpected
⥠part ten: ten years âĄÂ
pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader
a/n: this is super choppy, but i think is cute lol
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WIP Whenever - SS Sequel
Posting this just cause I had a huge grin on my face while writing it and wanted to share it lol
Felix apparently is turning out to be a bit of a mother hen despite his flirty behaviour, and itâs gonna drive Tobias crazy X3
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ââŠwhy are you back in my home?â He asked, managing not to wince at the rasp of his voice. To his frustration, his new babysitter turned to look at him with a grin.Â
âOh, I never left.â He corrected, leaving Tobias silent as he struggled to process that thought.Â
ââŠyou slept here?â He hissed, his hazel eyes immediately flicking to the door just visible beyond his new caretaker.
âMm hmm. That arm chair in the corner is really comfortable!â That had relief swamping through him, and he leaned forward to rest his forehead against the back of the couch with a quiet groan. âWould have been better if it had been a recliner, but Iâve definitely crashed in worse places on a job.â
âYouâre not required to stay the night.â Tobias muttered, gritting his teeth as he heard the other man snort.
âYeah, cause Iâd be a real bang-up bodyguard if I left you here alone after you got jumped in an alley.â He replied in a dry tone, and Tobias clenched his teeth tighter as he heard footsteps approaching, realizing this was probably the moment where they were going to have âthe talkâ.
Hearing the quiet thump of items being placed on his coffee table, he turned his head enough to peek out of the corner of his eye, then lifted his head fully and stared.Â
There were half a dozen styrofoam containers set out on the table, along with two of his glasses from the kitchen and a handful of forks and knives. His babysitter sat down on the floor and opened the first one, revealing a large, stuffed to bursting omelette.
Sitting up, he turned around to face the coffee table, swinging his long legs over the edge of the couch and bracing his elbows on his knees as he just stared at the spread in front of him. âI wasnât sure what you liked, so I got the best.â Felix explained through a mouthful of egg, pointing with the fork he held. âWe got eggs, available in scrambled, over-easy, poached and another omelette.âÂ
The fork moved to another container. âThatâs waffles and pancakes, and the syrup should be in there with them so itâll be plenty warmed up. I like my pancakes absolutely swimming, so I made sure to ask for lots.âÂ
Another swing of the fork. âThatâs sausages and bacon, thatâs a big olâ pile of hashbrowns, and thatâs a couple dozen slices of toast. AaaandâŠâ He shifted to dig his free hand into what sounded like a plastic bag, just out of sight on the floor beside him. Tobias stared in silence as two bottles of orange juice were placed on the coffee table, giving the other man a flat look.
To his frustration, he laughed, waving a hand at him as he reached for something else out of sight on the floor. âDonât worry, donât worry, I figured thatâd be your reaction.â He assured, and another bottle was set beside the orange juice, though far smaller, and one that had the seer sighing in relief. âI didnât realize vodka came in such tiny bottles, and frankly I think itâs adorable.â
He grunted, reaching for the bottle, and stared in silent, growing rage as his newest babysitter snatched it away, casting him a stupid, smug grin as he ate another mouthful of his omelette. âNuh uh. You get this after you eat something.â He stated firmly, and just smirked at the scowl he got in return.
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Bud Iâm sorry to swing into your inbox uninvited like this but my soul is having an OOTS renaissance thanks to your content in the tag and did you say Leverage AU
haha holy SHIT this got Long. but yes. iâve been. Thinking. (also literally Never feel like you have to apologize for sending me messages. i was Hoping someone would ask me about this. now i have an Excuse to share EVERYTHING ive written abt it :3)
Obviously, Roy is the leader/brains of the outfit. He grew up having some Strong Opinions abt whatâs Legal versus whatâs Right due to tragic backstory involving the death of his little brother which was definitely SOMEONEâS fault for negligence but since there technically wasnât any illegal behavior, there were no consequences for it. Also heâs still angry at his dad bc he thinks his dad is also partly culpable (and also also just a dick). Heâs the Moral Backbone of the team (alongside Durkon, more on that later) in basically the same way Nate was in og Leverage. Heâs actually not the best at figuring out what people want (thatâs Haley and, shockingly, occasionally Elan), but once he has that info, he is the absolute best at figuring out the ideal plan of attack to use in any given case.
Haley is still a thief. I mean she maps to Parker almost PERFECTLY. Her dad was a thief & a conman, her mom wasnât but knew about it and mostly accepted it, but she died tragically in a mugging gone wrong or smth, which made Ian crank the paranoia WAY up and taught Haley to do the same in the name of âsafetyâ. Letâs keep the âIan is in Trouble and Haley needs money, Fastâ which is why she signs on to the first job in the first place. Sheâs less acrobatic than Parker, tending towards finding (or making) weak spots in security, but she can still make a tumble check when she needs to.
Elan is the grifter who is somehow an Idiot but also not???? It baffles everyone. When heâs playing a part for a con, heâs FLAWLESS, but then the rest of the time heâs just. No Thoughts Head Empty. He probably gets lured in initially because heâs decided to try his hand at being part of a full team, rather than the two-man cons heâs been running that invariably end w his partner conning him as well and stealing half of his take. Also he likes the idea of being Crime Friends. Heâs that tweet where itâs like, Roy: âafter the heist is over, we split up and never communicate againâ / Elan: [about to unveil his Crime Buddies Forever Friendship Quilt Puppets]: ânever?â
Vaarsuvius is the hacker/gadget person. They have a Vaguely Snobby Yet Unidentifiable accent, dyed(?) purple hair (nobody has ever seen their roots) and nobody knows who they âreallyâ are or where they came from, but theyâre good at what they do so everyone just accepts the mystery. They probably got suckered into the team by their initial employer (who Iâll get to Eventually, lol) framing it as a challenge to their intellect, like, âoh, I see, youâre not smart enough to make this team work for you...â to which they were like Fucking Watch Me and also melted his computer. Anyways. They are joined (digitally) by their Intrepid Friend And Co-Conspirator (his words, not theirs), a fellow hacker known only as Blackwing, or, on certain forums, Blackwing_Bird. (In the first season, V only occasionally references him when saying theyâre âcalling in extra helpâ or smth for a particularly complex hack job. He starts showing up a little more in s2 and eventually by the start of s4 is a regular & established presence, but only appears as actions in a computer interface or output.) Elan is convinced heâs an AI, Belkar doesnât think he actually exists, Haley pretends she doesnât think he exists, and Durkon and Roy try not to think about it too hard, as long as B and V still get the job done.
Belkar is the hitter. He is on the team bc their initial employer got him out of jail for it. He doesnât have a tragic backstory, he just likes doing violent crimes. As the series progresses, he grows some empathy & stuff, but really only for people who actually deserve it. Assholes still get decked. Itâs all very touching. (Also he has dwarfism caused by achondroplasia. It doesnât actually bother him and is useful in fights bc his opponents frequently have no fucking clue how to approach him, but he likes Pretending to take offense at stupid things just to see how far he can go with it.)
Aaaand last but not least, Durkon is the least involved member of the team. Heâs actually a career criminal and Royâs mentor, and wasnât a member of the initial team that [redacted, Iâll tell you later, PROMISE] put together for a couple of reasons, the main one being that heâs Officially retired in order to spend more time with his family, which consists of his mom, his friend (not girlfriend) Hilgya, baby Kudzu, and a truly stunning number of aunts, uncles, and cousins. Roy frequently calls or visits him for advice and he Occasionally shows up to help out on local jobs, but generally he avoids doing crime if he can (as part of a deal with Hilgya, who is also a career criminal; basically, theyâve both cut back on the crime in order to provide a more stable home environment for Kudzu. But sometimes, you gotta do a little crime, and in those cases, Sigdi enjoys spending time w her grandson.)
NOW. THE BIG REVEAL YOUâVE BEEN WAITING FOR. Who got the team together in the first place?!
The answer: Lord Shojo (or whatever Normal Person Name you want to assign him). Now this is where it gets tricky: he had them do a thing that they thought was good, THEN they thought it was BAD, but then when they confronted him he revealed that it Appearing to be bad was actually a test of character and would they consider working as basically internal investigators for him? But then he had a heart attack, so, rip. But THEN it turned out that heâd left them a bunch of money anyway and they were all feeling kind of Inspired so they formed the Order of the Stick, LLC (which, no, i am not coming up with a new name, actually, because I just donât care. someone else can come up w a justification for that name, tho, iâm sure itâs possible). Also Miko was there and was unhappy abt their actions, and also their general existence.
Moving on. Villains!
Redcloak is the Sterling replacement, because that DEEPLY amuses me.
Xykon is a season-long main villain, probably one that Redcloak finds himself working for but then âteams up withâ (read: blackmails) the Order to bring him down bc even Redcloak finds Xykon distasteful. Thatâs season 3, letâs say.
Tarquin is another season villain, say season 2. Nale probably shows up pretty early in s1, actually, as another recurring antagonist like Sterling but uh. Less good at it. Anyways the s2 final 3 eps deal with them (accidentally) discovering that Tarquin runs some Evil Empire Company, then trying to outplay him and take him down. Idk if Nale still dies in this version tbh.
Tsukiko is a one-off s1 villain who returns briefly in s4 alongside Miko, who has gone well and truly off the rails.
Season 1 finale has to do w Roy finally getting Vengeance for his little brother.
The vampire squad is the s4 finale villain who do smth terrible to Durkon and then get the Mother Of All Revenge served up to them by the Order.
I envision the show as being 5 seasons (like og Leverage) but Iâm not going to sketch out s5 because I think it should be based off whatever happens in the current story arc, possibly involving some legacy of the OotSquiggle.
Other stuff!
The Order of the Squiggle is a legendary criminal team from the 60s who stole a BUNCH of famous shit & then proceeded to legendarily implode. This has no bearing on the plot Iâve sketched out, I just think itâs fun.
The Sapphire Guard members should probably be reworked as FBI. I donât care about most of them but I do think that Lien and O-Chul could be like, FBI agents who Choose to look the other way while the Order does their very-much-not-legal-but-still-fair Justice Crime, and maybe even help them out on occasion.
So, the Final season-by-season outline, based on everything Iâve written so far:
s1 e1: getting the team together, doing a con for Shojo, then at the end he dies and the gang is like âdang what now?" and intend to split up except then they Donât.
mid-s1: Nale shows up and tries to trick the Order, but then gets beat like a drum.
late s1: Tsukiko is an underling of the Villain Of The Week, winds up in police custody. But Sheâll Be Back.
s1 finale: Royâs Vengeance: The Vengeaning. also we meet Redcloak as an antagonist.
s2 e1: the truth abt Haleyâs father comes out
early s2: The Two Live Crews Job but itâs the Order vs the Linear Guild and the Linear Guild ARE all bad guys.
mid-s2: Redcloak returns. ugh.
late s2: the sapphire guard FBI makes its first appearance, hello O-Chul and Lien.
s2 pre-finale: once again theyâre in conflict w Nale over smth, he spends the whole episodes making Cryptic Remarks, they basically beat him (like a drum!) but then the stinger at the end is that Tarquin reveals himself and Elan is like âDad?!â, roll credits.
s2 finale, part 1: Elan is hanging out w Tarquin bc heâs DEEP in Denial, the Rest of the team tries to take Tarquin down, but it doesnât work.
s2 finale, part 2: Elan finally gets a clue and they manage to beat Tarquin. still havenât decided if Nale dies or not, but Iâm leaning towards yes. also they rescue Haleyâs dad.
s3 e1: fuck dude idk.
early s3: Redcloak shows up, AGAIN, everyone groans. he has blackmail on them, he wants them to take Xykon down.
mid s3: The Rashomon Job but itâs about stealing the Talisman of Dorukan and it turns out that Nale was there too (âoh!â Elan says. âI was wondering why I looked so weird in all those mirrors! But it wasnât my reflection, it was Naleâs!â âSweetie, that wasnât Naleâs reflection,â says Haley. âHuh,â says Elan, âso the mirrors were broken?â, cue eye rolling from everyone else.), and the Successful thief was Hilgya, whoâd nabbed it from the owner before it even went on display.
s3 finale: they beat Xykon, actually factually, because he deserves to get his ass Thoroughly kicked, even if only in AU form. Lien and O-Chul are there, so are some other less helpful FBI people. Thereâs a bit where O-Chul Exact Wordses his way out of telling his superiors about the Orderâs less legal activities without technically lying. King shit.
s4 e1: doesnât really matter. maybe smth to do w some legacy of Tarquinâs company to set up the drama w Malack & Durkon later.
early s4: Durkon gets SENT TO PRISON. Malack approaches the Order abt this because sure they have Different Ethics but theyâre still Friends. (Roy is surprised and a little hurt that heâs never heard of Malack, but he ignores that in favor of Letâs Get Whatever Fuckers Did This To Our Friend.)
immediately after that: Miko and Tsukiko return as a Team, preventing the Order from working on the Durkon situation
mid s4: Redcloak makes another unexpected & unwelcome appearance but heâs maybe a little less of a dick? the Order collaborates with Malack & his Crime Buddies (hello, Vector Legion) to pull one over on him tho, because âless of a dickâ does not mean âa pleasant or decent personâ, and also he was mean abt Durkon being in jail, so he totally deserved it. he still gets whatever he wanted tho, just takes a blow to his pride. also prevents the Order from helping Durkon. theyâre having a LOT of setbacks wonder why that could be, not to make sure the season fills its whole length or anything, no sirree
s4 finale: something something taking down the organization, headed by Hel (yes thatâs her real name), which framed Durkon for their Big Crime. Durkon goes free and Extra Firmly retires, For Good, He Swears, but says he âmet someone newâ who might be an asset.
s5 e1: minrah joins the team! and the episode is set in like, somewhere really snowy. thatâs all i got.
the rest of s5: donât know, donât care, itâs open-ended until the comic finishes up.
#mine#ask#corvidcorgi#order of the stick#oots#leverage#leverage au#oots au#au#outline#haha this thing clocks in at 1.9k words because i am LITERALLY incapable of shutting up#hope u enjoy it bc i spent Way Too Much Mental Effort mapping out how the OotS plotlines might play out in a leverage setting#and then promptly ignored Most of that in favor of making it funnier & dumber & more villain-of-the-week#(bc lbr the comic is Good but it's got an overarching plot form that the Leverage story style does Not jive with)#i'm not tagging all these characters lol
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Firefighter billy!!! The keggssss! âïžâïžâïž And please tell me more about that roonmates fic đđ
Woohoo!! Okay!
~The Highest Of Flames
Steveâs day couldnât get any worse. He already dropped his breakfast sandwich, the photo copy machine spat black ink back at his face and outfit Aaaand, his boss told him that he needed a status report in an hour. But Steve would never give that report cause a fucking fire got caught in the pressing room and everyone had to evacuate the printing house (yes Steve works in a printing company on this one lol)
When the fire alarm went off his head was underneath the beast of a machine that printed âThe Hawkins Postâ that day, cause their machine broke down. Just his luck. The hem of his shirt got caught in the gears and as he was trying to free himself and get out, he hit his forehead on the metal panel and almost lost his vission. Smoke was filling up the room, making him suffocate and he saw the flames through the glass windows in the next room getting bigger, as he kept trying to release himself. He got free and covered his mouth with his shirt but he didnât get the chance to get out and placed his back on a wall, sliding down on the floor, legs too weak to hold him.
He heard a loud thud and voices yelling left and right and felt a hand slapping his face, making him open his eyes an inch.
âHeâs alive!â The muffled voice said and lift him up and placed him on one shoulder, taking him out of the room.
Fresh air hit his lungs, giving him the reassurance that he made it. He was carefully put down on the pavement and choughed the smoke out, as a paramedic, gave him an oxygen mask to breathe in. The firefighter stayed with him and took his own mask off, revealing that it was Billy. Steveâs brain didnât have the capacity to match the pieces right now. He has too dazed right now. All he could do was to respond to Billy.
âHarrington can you hear me?â Steve nodded
âYouâre okay, you made it.â
âiâm okay i made itâ Steve could only mimic Billyâs words and that was enough for the blonde to make sure he was alright at the moment.
~The Kegs
âOkay....Shit! I forgot to hit record again.â Tommy said as he stood back up and ran towards the camera. Steve was hitting his microphone and blowing at it like he was at a concert while Billy was looking at him with a lifted eyebrow
âDamn Harrington, take it for a drink fistâ The blonde said and Steve sneered at him.
âI wanna make sure the mic works smartass.â
Tommy sat back down and intentionally pushed himself closer to Steve, making Steve in his turn move closer to Billy. They should really buy a bigger couch...But it was all they can do for now until they get a sponsor.
The show was a shitshow as always, but that day got special cause Billy caught Steve at a weak moment and when the cameras went off, he couldnât help himself but to tease him more on the âbuttcheek exposed shortsâ subject they had on earlier on the show. Tommy joined him fast on the matter, them making Steve blush more.
âHey...it was just an old pair i had from Middle school. They donât fit anymore and they look-â
âI wanna see it.â Billy said, making Steve turn to him.
âWhat?â
âYou heard me pretty boy, i wanna see them.â
Steve blinked at him and turned to Tommy for support but to no avail. The freckled dressed boy was invested in the idea too.
âCorrection. We wanna see them.on.you.â
~Harringrove Roomates Au
His nightmares were getting worse. The remedies of his friends and family werenât doing shit for him, neither do the drugs.Â
He wasnât always like this. He used to be that quirky, smartass of a guy. The âlive for todayâ sort. Now he became more like a shell of what he was. A bullet filled with anger, hurt and worry. That constant worry...Â
He didnât smile much anymore, even whe Dustin was trying to make him feel better. Even when Robin was telling him all about her new date. He just nodded and listened...A shell.
Later on
He was rolling in his bed and the heat from the apartment was getting into his skin too much that day. He couldnât sleep. Even witht the windows open. He heard a bang in the living room and grabbed his bat in a matter of seconds. He didnât turn any lights on so he opened the door and walked silently towards the sound. Another bang was heard and he saw a hooded shadow standing in front of the couch. Without too much thought he swinged and bashed the back of the shadow, making it to yell and fall one the floor.
âWhat the- Easy, easy man!âThe shadow shouted
Steve pointed his bat him and asked in a low tone
âWhat the fuck are you doing?â
âI- i was-â
âWhat the fuck was that??â Matt, Steveâs roomate shouted as he walked into the living room and turned on the lights. Steveâs eyes blinked and saw Billy on the floor, with his backpack torn to shreds fron the nails of the bat. He didnât move and neither did Billy. He was too shocked to move. Matt, ran towards them and held his hands towards Steve
âWoah woah, wait! Steve thatâs my cousin!â
Steve didnât move. He kept staring. He kept pointing.
âYour cousin.â He said flat.
âYes! I told him to crash here for a couple of days, chill out man!â
In all of this mess, Billy couldnât help but to feel a bit turned on by the way the brunette was looking at him. Serious, intimidating, his bat not moving an inch away from his face. This is gonna be fun.
Whew! Thatâs it for now... i hope you liked them! The stories might change a bit but the basics are there lol. Anyway thank you for the ask! đ
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Empire State Of Mind
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Gender: Female
Pairing: Peter Parker x stark!reader
Warning: None
Summary- (FLUFF)(CRACK)the story of how Peter Parker got over his fear of heights (I was inspired by one of Peter's lines in the Spiderman ps4 game)
A/N: Okay this is me getting back to fics because apparently the only way I can actually get inspiration to write is if I'm procrastinating sooooooo since school has started I guess there will be lots of that lol
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When Peter told Ned about his fear of heights, he completely freaked out.
"You can't be afraid of heights. You're Spiderman!," he whisper-shouted at their lunch table. "How can Spiderman be afraid of heights?!"
Peter shrugged. "I dunno, maybe I'll just have to get over it eventually."
"But if the spider gave you strength, perfect eyesight, and all those other awesome things. How could it not give you the ability to not be afraid of heights?!," Ned asked, utterly confused. "I mean, spiders aren't afraid of heights."
"Yeah Ned, I know. But-"
"And if spiders aren't afraid of heights then when the spider bit you, you should've picked up that trait too, right?"
"Ned-"
"-Maybe you just got a really lame spider. Maybe the spider that bit you was afraid of heights and he was a spider outcast and-"
"Ned!"
When Peter told MJ about his fear of heights, she immediately mentally prepared herself for his funeral.
"How is Spiderman afraid of heights?"
Pete groaned. "I don't know..."
"I knew it," she sighed. "You're gonna die."
"Wait, what?"
"You can't be out there saving the city while being afraid of heights. That doesn't mix," she explained matter-of-factly. "You're gonna die."
"I'll get over it, MJ. I just have to keep trying."
She shook her head. "Whatever you say, loser. But when you die, the only thing I'll be saying at your funeral is 'I told ya so'."
When Peter told Harry about his fear of heights, he teased him about it relentlessly.
Peter braced himself. "And before you say it, yeah I know: 'How is Spiderman afraid of heights?'. Ha. Ha. Funny."
Harry tossed a pretzel into his mouth. "That's pretty pitiful, Pete," he snickered.
"Yeah I know-"
"-You're supposed to be the 'Amazing' Spiderman, not the 'I-can-only-save-you-if-we're-under-fifty-feet' Spiderman."
"You know what? I'm just going to stop telling people," Peter mumbled, hiding his face into his hands.
"C'mon, I'm just messing with you, bro," Harry teased. "But seriously, how can Spiderman be afraid of heights? That's like Ironman being afraid of iron!"
Peter stared. "...it's really not though."
"Whatever." Harry reached over to ruffle Peter's hair with his hand. "Just come to the penthouse tonight and I'll throw you off the roof. Bam. Fear conquered."
"..."
When Peter told you about it, you did the natural Stark thing to do, and helped him out...after teasing him of course.
"How the fuck are you Spiderman and you're afraid of heights? How does that even work?," you laughed.
"Ugh, not you too [Y/N]," he groaned.
"Why're you scared if you've got your webs?," she interjected again. "As long as you remember those, you can't fall."
"That doesn't really help."
"Wait, so you save all those people in tall buildings while you're so scared of heights? Wow. You're even more awesome now."
Peter shrugged it off. "I guess when the moment comes to save people, I kind of have to push the fear aside, y'know?"
"Aaaand why are you even telling me this? What, you want me to fix you or something?" You laughed again, slapping the table. "I'm good with robots, Pete. I'm not a wizard."
Peter shuffled in his seat. "Well I-i was kind of hoping that... maybe you could h-help me?"
You raised an eyebrow. "And how would I do that?," you asked, giggling a bit. "Push you off avengers tower?," you teased.
"A-actually I was hoping for the Empire State Building..."
You paused. "...wait, what?"
Peter nodded in response.
"Pete..I was only kidding... Like really, are you being foreal?!"
He smiled, patting his hands on his lap nervously. "Will you?"
"You're going to fall off the Empire State Building to get over your fear of heights?," you asked.
He nodded uncertainly. "Yep."
"...And you want me to push you off said building?"
"Yeah pretty much," he confirmed.
You stared in disbelief for a moment before checking your watch. "The things I'll do for your dumbass," you sighed. "Alright. Meet me at the top of the Empire State at four. But if you die...I will not be held responsible.
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Peter crawled cautiously along the side of the Empire State Building, being sure to never look down.
'You're not that high, Pete. You're not,' he told himself. 'You're only like twelve....t-twelve....hun....'
"Twelve h-h-hundred fucking feet off the fucking ground oh my goshhh!," he whimpered, squeezing his eyes shut as he continued up the building. "Oh my God, please let me live."
He crawled with his eyes closed until he couldn't feel the thick glass wall anymore. Peter jumped over the railing of the 103 floor observation deck and finally placed his feet on solid ground.
"Wow, Spiderman. You're literally shaking," he heard your voice laugh.
Peter looked at you, wide-eyed as you sat on top of the railing, legs pointed outward, facing the city. "How are you not terrified right now?!"
You shrugged. "I literally take the iron suit for a joy-ride like every week. Heights don't bother me. Now, are we doing this or not?"
"J-just.. gimme a second," he mumbled. "You can do this, Peter. You can do this," he pep-talked himself. "You got this."
You remained sitting on the railing and swinging your legs, trying to give Peter some space to get himself together.
After what felt like about ten mintues, you looked over at him. "You okay over there, Pete?"
Peter took a deep breath and gave a small nod before peeking over the side of the building, which he quickly realized was more than just a big mistake on his part. "F-fuck no!" He quickly stepped back until he was the furthest he could be from the edge. "It's too high! I-i can't do this!"
You groaned. "C'mon, Pete. Wasn't this your idea anyway?"
"Actually it was sort of Harry's!," he stammered. "...[Y/N]..I-i really don't think I can do this."
You ran towards him, cupping his face with your hands. "Hey, hey... relax. You're gonna be okay. You hear me?"
Slowly, he began to nod. "...O-okay," he sighed and took the time to prepare himself again. "I think I'm ready."
You backed away a bit. "You sure?"
"..no."
"Look," you said. "Y'know, you don't have to do this if you really don't want to."
"No," Peter declared, squeezing his eyes shut, his hands turning to fists. "No, I said I'm going to do it today. So I have to do it today. I have to."
"Well then let's do it."
"But I can't!," he whined.
You groaned. 'If this dork doesn't make up his mind.'
Then it hit you.
"I guess when the moment comes to save people, I kind of have to push the fear aside, y'know?"
He'd told you the answer to his problems without even knowing.
"Got it," you whispered.
Turning around quickly, you climbed back over the railing separating the standing area from the edge of the building with a mischievous smile.
Once comfortable, you started to rock, swinging your legs back and forth. "Golly gee, Peter. I sure hope I don't fall!," you yelled dramatically in the perfect 'woe-is-me' fashion.
Confused, he looked up from where he was frozen in place. "[Y/N], what?"
You continued to speak dramatically and robotically. "Oh it would be such a shame if maybe I were to..." You gestured a person falling with your hand until it finally reached the end. "Splat!"
"[Y/N], c'mon. Stop."
"And I suppose if I were to happen to be plummeting to my death-" you looked over at him with wide eyes. "-The only person capable of saving me would be the AMAZING Spiderman!"
"[Y/N]. I'm not kidding around. Seriously, this is dumb."
"Gee wilikers! I guess my life is in your hands now Spidey!," you smirked before throwing yourself off the edge of the Empire State Building.
"[Y/N]! What the fuck!"
"Whooooooooooooo!," you yelled as you fell, confident that he would catch you.
Rolling his eyes and cursing under his breath, Peter immediately threw caution to the wind as he jumped over the fence. The only thing on his mind was catching you.
'You idiotic bitch of a girl that I love...'
Gathering his crazy surroundings, he looked around until he finally saw you. And there you were, free falling and whooping like you were on a rollercoaster and not actually almost dying.
'Okay, Pete,' he thought. 'Save her or Mr. Stark will literally kill you..Plus your girlfriend will be dead... yeah definitely that too.'
"[Y/N]!," he yelled.
"Any time now, Peter!," you shrieked once you felt you'd been falling for a bit too long. "C'mon, I know you can do it so how about you FUCKING DO IT!"
Finally catching up with you a bit, he shot a web out to pull you towards him, and then shot another on the building.
You gasped when you felt something yank you upwards. Immediately after you were scooped up by a blur of red and blue.
"I've got you, [Y/N]," he gasped out, one arm holding you while the other was busy holding the two of you up with the webbing. "I've got you."
You held onto him tightly and let out a laugh of relief. "I knew you would," you giggled. "That was awesome."
He began to laugh too. "Oh my gosh, you crazy little adrenaline junky!"
You smirked in response, looking around at where you were now "Sooo.. we're hanging off the Empire State Building..what now?"
Peter looked around too. "Uhh-" he smirked. "-wanna go for a swing?"
"That's just the adrenaline talking, Petey," you informed. "But I mean, I'm down if you are. You're not still scared?"
"Oh I'm terrified," he laughed before leaning in for a quick, messy kiss. He stared at you with nothing but love in his heart. "But I'll be fine as long as I've got you."
The next time Peter found himself swinging through the air, the last thing on his mind was how high he was going.
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glitter + crimson (letâs start a riot)//part two
summary:Â the pogues get up to a few shenanigans, burn the shit out of some marshmallows, and have a group hug of epic proportions. the dynamic duo of kiara and sailor brings out girl power in full force before getting real about a certain golden group rule.Â
word count: 4.2k+Â
ship: jj maybank x oc (sailor flynn)
warnings: mentions of abuse/neglect/parental abandonment/anxiety, underage drinking, weed usage, more fluff, flirting, reference to absolute legend kobe bryant
a/n: hello again! thank you all for the great response to part one, iâm seriously blown away and so grateful for your support! <3 iâm happy yâall enjoyed reading about sailorâs adventures with the pogues! hereâs part two, which had previously been combined with part one but i decided to split it because it was getting wayyyy too long (over 8k words, oops). also iâve never even seen weed with my own two eyes before so my bad if that partâs not realistic, i did my best lol. unbetaed, so i apologize for any mistakes. enjoy!
gif credit goes to @toesureâ
~Masterlist~
part one | part three | part four | playlist
part two: treading waterÂ
The pogues spend the next few hours among the waves, surfing their hearts out until theyâre waterlogged, exhausted, and hungry. As the sun starts to sink over the island they pile into John Bâs beat up Volkswagen, all their boards tied together on the roof, and head to The Wreck, where Kiaraâs dad begrudgingly feeds his daughter and her âdelinquentâ friends.
That word seems pretty harsh at first but as the evening goes on and the group gets a little louder, itâs kind of well-deserved. Pope canât seem to stop dropping his fork, sending the rest of them into hysterical laughter each time, and everyone knows when Taylor Swift comes on the radio, Sailor has an obligation to get up and dance. The fact that she knocks a chair over in her haste to show off her moves only makes them laugh harder. When they finally leave and head back to the Chateau for the night, she makes sure to put forty bucks on their table for the food and the twelve pack of beer Kiara swipes from behind the bar when Mr. Carrera isnât looking.
While it may not look like much, John Bâs house if home for more than just him. Itâs a safe port for all the pogues when they get lost in the storm, a place where they can all be themselves, be real, without judgement, and itâs Sailorâs second favorite place on the island. Sheâs lost count of how many nights sheâs spent here, sleeping in the spare room, on the pull-out couch, and the hammock in the yard (sleepovers have become even more common in the eight months since Big Johnâs disappearance at sea, no one willing to leave his son all alone in an empty house.).
The hammock is where she finds herself now on this warm June night, sitting beside JJ with his arm around her shoulders, clad in his sweatshirt that she unashamedly stole last year, passing a joint back and forth while the others lounge around the small bonfire, roasting the old marshmallows John B found in the very back of one of his kitchenâs cupboards and drinking beer. One of her long legs dangles over the edge, toes pushing against the cool grass as they lazily swing back and forth, watching Kiara burn her third marshmallow in a row.
âKie, what did those poor things ever do to you?â Sailor asks, exhaling smoke through her nose before passing the joint to JJ, and the brush of his fingers against hers sends warmth through her whole body. Kiara just shoots her the bird in response as she stabs her fourth marshmallow and holds it over the fire. The redhead laughs and rests her head against JJâs shoulder, her limbs light as air. In the distance, lightning arcs between the clouds and creates a dazzling show over the water as thunder rumbles but none of them care enough to notice.
Although she never outright asks to smoke, she also never refuses the chance to get high with her best friend and let their problems drift away with every hit, if only for a little while. Lines get a little blurry between them, too, as both become oh so affectionate with each other when their inhibitions disappear like the sun over the horizon. She sighs contentedly at the blissful feeling of his fingers running through her hair and burrows further into his side, turning so she can throw an arm over his waist and curl her own fingers into the soft material of his shirt.
âDamn it!â John B yells as his marshmallow, in the span of a few seconds, catches fire and unceremoniously falls into the flames with a hiss.
âHa, Iâm not the only one on the struggle bus!â Kiara laughs gleefully, delicately turning her fourth attempt to keep it from burning like the other three. âWe canât all be Pope, I guess.â
The other boy looks up at the mention of his name and grins, holding out a perfectly toasted marshmallow on the end of the stick in his hand. âIt takes talent, Kie.â He jokes, chuckling as she sticks her tongue out at him.
Sailor canât help laughing, too when the two of them dive headfirst into a heated discussion about the finer points of roasting things over a campfire, their voices becoming louder and louder as they try to talk over one another while John B, unfazed from his spot between them, just holds another marshmallow over the fire and ignores them completely as he takes a sip of his beer.
âAaaand JBâs totally checked out of that particular conversation,â She says to JJ under her breath and she feels more than hears him laugh in response.
âPoor bastard,â He whispers back before taking one last hit of the joint, now burnt down to a nub in his hand, and flicking it into the fire with a shout of âKobe!â
âNice one, hotshot.â She shifts her head up on his shoulder as her eyes unabashedly trace his profile in the warm orange glow of the fire, from the golden hair falling haphazardly onto his forehead and down the straight slope of his nose to the curve of his lips before sheâs caught -not that she was being subtle in any possible way-, his ocean blue gaze holding hers with an electrified energy that wouldâve normally set her whole face aflame. Sheâs not Normal Sailor now though, sheâs High Sailor and High Sailor has positively zero shame so she just looks up at him with a saccharine smile on her face and blesses the fact that weed makes her bold as hell.Â
The flickering flames throw JJâs features into sharp relief and highlight the dimples that she loves as he returns her smile, the hand in her hair now twirling a single curl around his finger. His free hand settles on the strip of bare skin at her waist where her sweatshirt has ridden up and her heart beats a little faster when he starts drawing agonizingly slow circles with his thumb. Her hand releases its grip on his shirt and before she even realizes it, sheâs reaching up and brushing a finger along her jaw, just like heâd done to her that afternoon on the beach, and she feels the fingers at her waist press against her skin.Â
Itâs moments like these that make her wish she could freeze time and live in them forever. Just the two of them, looking at each other like theyâre more than just friends, touching each other like theyâre falling into something beautiful and all they need to do is stick the landing. The possibility of taking that final leap teases her. Heâs so close, it wouldnât take much to just reach up and make that minuscule distance between them disappear and from the way his eyes flick down to her mouth and back, sheâs sure heâs thinking the same. They wonât though and for now thatâs okay, but deep down she wonders just how long they can balance on the cliffâs edge before they both fall.Â
As much as sheâd like to stare at his stupidly handsome face all night, the weather has other plans as lightning flashes white across the sky, immediately followed by a big crack of thunder that makes Sailor jump and accidentally headbutt JJ right in the forehead. The stick in Popeâs hand goes flying somewhere into the bushes when he startles, too, and thereâs a pause as everyone looks at each other before bursting into wild laughter.
âJesus, Sail,â JJ says, reaching up to rub at the spot she hit, âyou have a hard head.â
Her reply of âspeak for yourself!â is drowned out by another clap of thunder and seconds later it starts pouring rain, sending the group scrambling to head back inside the Chateau before they get too drenched. The duo, in their haste, get tangled together in the hammock and nearly fall to the ground in a heap but manage to hold each other up with their hands clasped tight, both laughing so hard sheâs sure the water on their faces is more than just rain.
âThe beer! Donât forget the beer!â Someone yells and John B, halfway to the porch in front of them, does a smooth 180 on the wet grass and runs back for the booze sitting beside the dying fire, sending them a lazy salute when he passes by.
âWe honor your sacrifice, Captain!â JJ calls over his shoulder before they clamber onto the porch alongside a giggling Kiara.
âOh my God, you two almost bit it so hard.â She says while wringing out her shirt, adding to the steadily growing puddle of water at their feet.
âBut we didnât, all thanks to me and my impeccable balance.â He says proudly, grinning down at the girl still snug against his side before she lets go of his hand to slug him in the shoulder.
âOw, what was that for?â
âOh please, J, I was the one who kept you from falling on your face. Now, hold still.â Sailor orders and places her hand on his arm, using him for balance as she brushes the grass from her feet.
âYes, maâam.â His reply is low in her ear, his hand settles even lower on her back, and she pretends the shiver her body makes is just from the cool rain.
âYou like being bossed around, Maybank?â
Her hand grips his strong shoulder a little bit tighter, and she feels his fingers tighten on her sweatshirt as he replies, âDepends on whoâs doing the bossing, Flynn.â
Kiara coughs pointedly, staring at them with her eyebrows raised and Sailor feels her face begin to flush bright red because, to be honest, sheâd kind of forgotten she was even there as they both let go of each other. The other girl snickers and drawls, âIf you two are quite done-â
Thankfully, a thoroughly soaked John B joins them and interrupts whatever Kiara was going to say, his hair plastered to his face and dripping onto the soggy carton of beer protectively cradled in his arms.
âMission accomplished.â He says with a satisfied smile, setting the drinks down on a chair before shaking his head like a dog and splattering rainwater on everyone, including Pope as he emerges from the house carrying a pile of towels. A few drops land on his cheek and he wrinkles his nose in disgust, wiping them away with his own towel hanging around his neck.
âI was just kidding about the beer.â He says, throwing one and smacking John B right in the face, then kindly passing out the rest. Sailor barely grabs the last one before Popeâs suddenly put in a headlock by the brunet boy, yelling something about mutiny and a captain ânot standing for thisâ as they start to grapple back and forth. JJ pauses in the middle of drying his hair and instantly jumps into the fray after tossing his towel to the floor, the scuffle quickly turning into a three way wrestling match.
She and Kiara both glance at each other and roll their eyes before scooting by the melee and heading into the house, leaving the boys to do their thing. They quickly dry off and change into pajamas, hang their wet clothes up to dry in the bathroom, and then tiredly flop onto the bed in the spare room together.
âHow long do you think itâll take until Wrestlemania out thereâs done?â Sailor asks, rolling onto her stomach and reaching to pull her phone and glasses out of her bag on the floor; under her newly acquired hat, the lightning whelk peeks through its towel and the sight of it makes her smile softly. Kiara snorts and sits up, crossing her legs and running her fingers through her damp hair. âKnowing those fools, too long.â
The redhead laughs and mirrors the other girlâs position before slipping her glasses on and glancing down at her phone in trepidation, where no new texts block the lock screen picture of her and the rest of the pogues, and she does her best to ignore the hurt coiling in her chest, the smile fading from her face. She places the phone screen down on the bedside table and when she raises her head, sheâs not surprised to find Kiara, ever so perceptive, staring at her with sympathy in her soft brown eyes.
âYou okay?â She asks and Sailor takes off her glasses, then pulls her knees to her chest and wraps her arms around them.
âCould be better.â
Lightning illuminates the room, followed by an impressive crack of thunder a few seconds later as rain continues to pound against the window and down the hall, they hear the door slam closed as the boys finally storm inside after their scuffle, still yelling like banshees. The other girl reaches over and quickly squeezes her wrist before shooting her a bright smile.
âIf you ever need to vent, Iâm all ears.â
She knows she means it. Aside from JJ, Kiaraâs her closest friend and from the moment they met, the two had quickly bonded over being the only girls in the group and their love of the environment: sheâs lost count of how many times theyâve volunteered, both themselves and the rest of the pogues, to help raise money for animals. Despite Kiaraâs kook year, Sailor considers her a sister and knows that Kie feels the same about her. Having each otherâs backs no matter what is just what they do.
The redhead looks away from watching the storm outside and matches Kiaraâs smile, then scoots closer to wrap her arms around her in a grateful hug.
âThanks, Kie.âÂ
The dark haired girl eagerly returns the embrace. âAny-â
âCominâ through, gotta get me some of this group hug action!â JJ yells, storming into the room like a hurricane and throwing his arms around them, all but tackling them onto the bed before they even realize whatâs happening.
âNo, no, youâre still wet!â Sailor cries as his head rests against the back of her neck, his damp hair slowly beginning to soak into her shirt while Kiara growls, âOh my God, get off!âÂ
âAnd miss out on this? No way.â He says cheekily and pulls them both closer, ignoring the dark haired girlâs venomous glare and attempts to pry his hand away from her arm. Sailor, resigned to her fate, just laughs and calls over his arm to John B and Pope as they curiously poke their heads in from the hall, âGet your asses in here!â
She doesnât have to tell them twice. They throw themselves into the hug faster than she can blink and with such contagious enthusiasm that Kiara canât fight the affectionate grin making its way onto her face, even as she threatens, âIâm gonna kill all of you.â
Sailor rests her cheek on JJâs outstretched arm and smiles to herself. This, right here and now, is where she belongs, surrounded by the best friends she could ask for, living each moment to its fullest. No matter what comes their way, she knows this is true: as long as they all stand together, the pogues will be just fine.Â
Some time later, the hug comes to an end as JJ jokingly complains about Sailorâs big head making his arm numb, which earns him a swift elbow to the stomach from the redhead.
âWeak.â She replies, smirking at the little oof he makes before grabbing his arm and pulling them both up from the bed. âNow get out.âÂ
âPlease.â Kiara agrees and pushes John B out the door, followed by Pope. âThis room is girls only.â
âSince when?â The latter asks, sidestepping to avoid JJ as heâs playfully shoved into the hall by Sailor, who replies, âRight now.â
âWhy?â
ââCause we said so!â Both girls say in unison before they slam the door shut and then lean their backs against it, giggling. On the other side, they hear Pope ask in a very amused voice, âI thought this was your house?â
John B sighs the deepest sigh theyâve ever heard before replying, âYeah, I did, too.â
âTen bucks theyâre gonna talk shit about us.â JJ says and thereâs a not so subtle bump against the door that gives away the fact that heâs got his ear pressed to it, trying to listen in on them; a fact that gets proven when Sailor smacks her hand on it and makes him stumble back with a yelp of surprise.
âDream on!â
âYou wish!â
She and Kiara call at the same time, then glance at each other and burst into another fit of giggles.
âTough break, dude. Youâll feel better in the morning.â That was John Bâs tactless way of saying heâs tired without actually saying it and seconds later they hear his footsteps disappear down the hall to his room as he makes his escape, followed faintly by the sound of his door swinging shut.
âYou donât talk about us at all, Sail? Seriously?â JJ asks and Sailor can almost feel the sheer force of Popeâs inevitable eye roll when he mumbles under his breath, âOh my God.â
Kiaraâs on the same wavelength as him because she rolls her eyes, too and all but yells, âIf we say yes will you fucking leave?âÂ
Thereâs a pause and then: a slightly miffed â...yes.â along with Pope trying and failing to disguise his laugh as a cough.
âThen yes, we do talk about you. Now go.â
âOkay, okay! Jeez.â
âGoodnight, boys!â Sailor calls in a singsong voice before hearing them retreat to the living room, arguing about who gets the sleeper sofa and who gets stuck with the regular couch. When sheâs sure theyâre gone she shakes her head fondly (she doesnât see why they canât just get over themselves and share the damn thing) and turns back to Kiara, whoâs already in the middle of pulling the damp comforter from the bed, her face the picture of disgust.Â
âUgh,â She shudders, tossing it to the floor and then wiping her hands on a discarded towel from earlier. âDonât touch that.â
âNo shit.â
The dark haired girl jokingly flips Sailor the bird and then joins her in lounging on the bed, watching the fan spin in circles above their heads while the storm outside continues to rage on. The silence is comforting, soothing, and goes on for so long that the redheadâs nearly sent off to dreamland by the sound of the rain before Kiara finally speaks, âHey, Sail?â
She hums in response, slowly turning her head to face her and blinking the sleep out of her eyes.
âCan I ask you something?â
âYou just did.â She replies with an impish grin, but it slips from her face when the other girl shoots her a flat, unamused glance.Â
âHa ha. Iâm being serious, okay?â
Well that wasnât worrying at all. âIs something wrong?â Sailor asks, rolling onto her side to face her friend completely and propping her head on her arm, all traces of lethargy thrown out the window. Kiara does the same with an unreadable look in her eyes as she answers, âNo, Iâm just a little...okay, a lot curious about something, and I want you to be honest with me.â
âI mean, I kind of have to. You know I suck at lying.â
She frowns when Kiara doesnât even react to her comment and instead starts to worry her bottom lip between her teeth. âItâs kind of a personal question, though.â
Oh, Jesus. Sheâs gonna ask about her dad, Sailor knows it, and thatâs something sheâs just not ready to talk about -she hasnât even told JJ the whole story yet and she tells him (almost) everything- but before she can think of a semi-decent excuse, or run to the bathroom, or pretend to just pass the fuck out, Kiara blurts, âWhatâs the deal between you and JJ?â
Okay, thatâs decidedly not what she expected to hear and it completely throws her for a loop, her brain blowing a fuse in epic fashion. A long stream of gibberish comes from her mouth as she tries and fails to articulate a response because holy hell sheâs so not prepared for this; sheâs a listener, not a talker! Sheâs the confidante not the confider, the asker not the answerer, and she can feel herself getting a little sweaty at just the thought of talking about her feelings, even with someone as close to her as Kiara. She almost wishes the other girl had asked about her dad. Â
To be honest she shouldâve seen this coming, considering the looks Kiaraâs been sending her recently and especially today, the ones that clearly meant that the dark haired girlâs seen whatâs been happening and wants. that. tea. What Sailor doesnât get though, is why sheâs being so serious about it: she expects at least an overexaggerated wink or a teasing comment or two from her friend but sheâs just waiting patiently, the slightest hint of mirth in her eyes.Â
Finally, the redhead manages to collect her panicked thoughts enough to squeak oh so eloquently, âMe-him-nothing!âÂ
Kiara arches one eyebrow. âSail, you really do suck at lying.â
Sailor flops back onto the bed and slides her hands down her furiously blushing face with a groan. âIâm not lying.â She mutters insistently but even she can admit it sounds weak as hell.
âItâs obvious thereâs something-â
Something in her snaps and before she can stop them, words just start coming out with the force of a wave crashing against the shore, rough and callous. âItâs obvious thereâs nothing going on, okay? Nothing. And even if there was -not that Iâm saying there is- it canât happen. Thatâs the golden rule, Kie.âÂ
Kiara looks momentarily taken aback at the redheadâs outburst and then rolls onto her back, staring at the ceiling for a moment before she whispers quietly, like a secret sheâs reluctant to share, âMaybe I think that rule is stupid.âÂ
âStupid?â Sailor glances over incredulously, the brief flash of anger aimed at her friend slowly morphing into confusion. âYouâre the one who came up with it in the first place!â
âI know...â The dark haired girl sighs, tiredly running her hands through her hair, âI wanted to keep things from getting weird! Itâs worked pretty well so far but Iâm kind of, sort of, maybe starting to think it might not have been the best idea.â
âWhy?â She asks, brow furrowing.
Kiara appears deep in thought as she keeps staring at the ceiling, working her jaw until she seems to come to a decision and turns her head to look Sailor in the eye. âBecause I donât think something as simple as a rule should be able to dictate who you can or canât...love.â
Oh, God. Anxiety starts to take hold in her chest and she tries to keep her brain from going into five-alarm fire mode, her fingers tapping nervously against her leg. Why oh why did she have to say the L-word? Who said anything about that? Hell, itâs been a few months and sheâs still getting used to her world-changing, panic-inducing, everything-clicking-into-place epiphany that made her realize that she does, in fact, like JJ as more than a friend (how and when her feelings changed, she hasnât quite figured that out yet.). Sheâs not even close to thinking about love. Noticing her friendâs distress, Kiara reaches over to place her darker hand on the paler girlâs and gives it a reassuring squeeze.Â
âIâm not saying you love him, okay? But thereâs obviously something good going on between you guys and Iâm not cool with some dumb rule we made when we were twelve getting in the way of your happiness,â Her mouth curls into a lighthearted smirk, âeven if it happens to be with someone as, uh, distinct as JJ.â
Despite herself, Sailor snorts a laugh and the tight feeling in her chest slowly starts to become a little more bearable as its replaced by a swell of gratitude that she has a person as wonderful as Kiara for a friend. She really did luck out in that department, she thinks, and the corner of her mouth lifts in a small smile.Â
âDistinct?â
âHey, I was gonna say idiotic but Iâm trying to be nice here.â The dark haired girl says, laughing as Sailor affectionately rolls her eyes before continuing, âBut you do know that if he messes this up Iâll kick his ass, right?â
âTrust me, I do.â
âGood.â She punctuates that with a massive yawn, then rolls away from her and pulls the sheets higher over her chest, mumbling, âNow I donât know about you, but Iâm ready for bed. All this deep talk made me tired.â
âBig mood,â Sailor replies, reaching over and flicking off the bedside lamp, the only light now coming from the occasional flash of lightning through the windows as she rolls comfortably onto her side, tucking her arm under the pillow. Silence settles over them, dark and calm and stretching for who knows how long before she says quietly, âThanks, Kie.â
Thereâs no answer. Realizing she mustâve already nodded off, the redheadâs just about to crash herself when her friendâs reply softly cuts through the silence like a knife.
âYouâre not the only one I did it for.â
Kiara doesnât say anything after that and Sailor falls asleep wondering what, or rather who, exactly the other girl meant.Â
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Meet Cute Moment
So like I havenât written anything new in like a thousand years but Iâve been feeling the itch so I randomly chose a prompt from a meet cute list aaaand here goes nothing!
Bucky x Reader (+bffs Wanda & Steve on the side lol)
You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but itâs not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought
Dressing rooms are the absolute worst. Youâd lost count of how many youâd broken down and cried in over the years. Heck, you wouldnât even be in this one if Wanda wasnât having an engagement party in a couple weeks and you were stuck with nothing decent to wear. âThe things I do for my best friend,â you muttered under your breath as you shimmied into what had to be the tenth dress of the day only to realize you couldnât even bring the fabric together far enough to pull the zipper up.
Your quiet scream of frustration as you flung the dress onto the growing pile of discarded clothing was met with laughter and a knock at the door. âIt canât be that bad sweetie.â You cracked the door to see Wandaâs cheeky grin and another armful of options.
âWanna bet?â you sighed as you grabbed the next round out of her hands.
âIâve got a good feeling about these!â She called out as you let the door swing shut. âAnd I actually wanna see some of them this time!â
Reluctantly you did as you were told and made an appearance with a few of the least offensive options. At least she didnât try to talk you into any of them, one of the things you loved about your best friend was that she was honest (but not brutally so) and that she truly wanted the best for you. You shook your head at the latest fail, âThis is pointless Wan, maybe we should just call it a day...â
âAbsolutely NOT! We are getting closer I swear, just a few more? For me...?â You couldnât help but smile at her ridiculous eye batting and over exaggerated pout.
âAlright, alright... youâre lucky I love you, you know that?â
âYup! Now get in there and get naked, we havenât got all day!â She turned you around and swatted your butt, ignoring your faux glare as you shut the dressing room door and resumed your seemingly endless battle.
Grabbing the next contender off its hanger you paused, instantly noticing a difference. The fabric was silky soft, practically caressing your hips as you pulled it up and slipped your arms through the straps effortlessly. Turning to look in the mirror your jaw literally dropped. Somehow this miracle dress accentuated the curves you loved while disguising the ones you loved less, the length was absolutely perfect, and the fabric draped over your chest just so as to make you feel sexy but also demure and not at all in danger of a wardrobe malfunction.
âHey Wan? I think we might have a winner here,â you called out as you opened the dressing room door, distractedly tucking the tag out of sight to get a better idea of the full effect.
âIâd be inclined to agree with you, doll.â Said a voice that was definitely not your best friend. Nope, this voice was deep and smooth and the absolute opposite of how your perky redheaded bff sounded. Not to mention that this particular voice was coming out of the most gorgeous male specimen you had ever laid eyes on. âIf you donât mind me sayinâ so, the guy who gets to take you out in that is gonna be one lucky s.o.b.â
Your brain was screaming at you to be cool but in reality the best you could do was an undignified squeak as his smirk just seemed to get wider causing the heat from your cheeks to quickly spread down your neck and onto your chest.
âIf only there was a lucky s.o.b. In her life, but there isnât,â Wanda stage whispered conspiratorially in the mystery manâs direction as she appeared out of nowhere, taking your hand and giving you a twirl so she could examine you from all sides. Your chronic muteness persisted as Wanda let out a low whistle of approval, âStop the presses, this is definitely THE one! See? I knew we shouldnât give up.â She cupped your face affectionately and you couldnât help but smile back at her. âNow, you might have the dress but Cinderella canât go to the ball without shoes! I think I saw some that would be perfect with this. Be right back!â And before you could blink she was gone, leaving you alone again with bachelor number one.
Just as the awkward silence was on the verge of uncomfortable he spoke up. âSo, ah.. if you donât mind me asking, whatâs the occasion?â
âOh!â you squeaked, suddenly finding your voice. âI, um my friend just then, Wanda, best friend actually she-- well itâs her thing really. Engagement party, weekend after next. Wouldnât miss it for the world but I-I couldnât exactly show up dressed like the hermit I am on the regular so...â Your voice trailed off as you realized your awkward silence had just morphed into a rambling overshare. Clearing your throat your eyes darted around desperate to look at anything but him.
He stood slowly, stepping up behind you and catching your eye in the mirror. âI bet you could wear a potato sack and still be the loveliest gal in the joint.â His sweet smile and sincere words were sending a flurry of butterflies loose in your stomach. âHard to believe someone pretty as you would be going out looking like such a dish all alone...â
âYou know, she doesnât have to since you just happen to be free that weekend,â a tall muscular blonde interjects as he steps out of the dressing room next to yours and slaps your mystery man on the back before turning to introduce himself. âHi there, Iâm Steve.â
âSeriously man?â the brunet muttered through clenched teeth as he shoved Steveâs arm away.
âWhat? Like you were going to be doing anything that weekend other than watching Netflix on the couch covered in Cheeto dust?â Steve winked at you with a telling grin then headed toward the front to pay for his purchases. âDonât screw this up pal!â he called over his shoulder as he went.
âIgnore my idiot best friend. Sticks his nose into my business too often for his own good...â He was the one looking at the ground now, rubbing the back of his neck as he avoided your gaze.
âNo worries, Wandaâs exactly the same way.â You quietly replied, nervously smoothing away nonexistent wrinkles in your skirt as that awkward silence from earlier returned. As it became more obvious that he wasnât going to say anything else you reluctantly eased towards your dressing room. âWell Iâm um.. I should probably go change...â
At the door you paused, you could almost hear Wandaâs voice in your head screaming at you to not let this one get away. Twenty seconds of insane courage, right? Taking a deep breath you turned, stopping just in front of where he sat with his head in his hands.
âYou know, I really do hate going to these things alone...â His head snapped up, his brow adorably furrowed. âBetter with two, yeah?â You smile shyly and twist your hands together nervously. He stands up slowly, carefully reaching out, taking your hands in his. You open your mouth with the intent to ask him to officially be your plus one when you suddenly realize whatâs missing and you canât help but erupt into a fit of giggles. âHere I am about to ask you out and I donât even know your name!â
He chuckles right along with you. âMaybe we should get introductions out of the way then, yeah? Iâm James, but my friends call me Bucky.â He raises your knuckles to his lips for a chaste kiss.
âNice to meet you Bucky, my friends call me Y/N.â Aaaand my blush is back. Dammit.
âY/N... a beautiful name for a beautiful girl.â Now heâs smirking again. I am in so much trouble.
âYou are quite the charmer, Bucky.â
âOh you havenât seen the half of it, doll.â
Laughing you take a step back, âOkay.. so, I definitely have to change now. Be right back, donât you go disappearing on me.â
He shakes his head, a mischievous smile on his lips. âWouldnât dream of it.â
You manage to wait until the dress is back on the hanger before you break out into an impromptu victory dance in the dressing room. Practically vibrating with excitement, for the first time in ages you consider a future full of happy possibilities.
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TMNT 2007 talk
Okie dokie since weâve been on hiatus for a long long time, but I still want to talk turtles, I figured Iâd talk about the TMNT 2007 film again. If youâve been with my account for a while you may know what a huge fan I am of this particular movie (of course I love the other films and may talk about them at a later date, but this one just hits differently for me mainly because itâs what got me into the Ninja Turtles in the first place)Â
So, I have already briefly covered my take on the 2007 film as a whole. Aaaand, @my-sai-and-i _and_i wrote a post that goes in depth about the emotional scarring that the fight had on Leo and Raph. Itâs a wonderful post and you should def check it out đđŒ
I am currently watching the 2007 film (yet again (HA what is my count up to now? Canât keep track. Lol moving onâ)) and once again I am breathless at the climactic fight BATTLE that Leo and Raph have. Every single time I watch it, my love for the franchise grows even more. I think this may be because Iâm actually such a fan of the TMNT trope that is the constant butting heads of the two oldest brothers (oof sorry not sorry đ€). Iâm also going to talk mainly about this fight scene because itâs literally the EXACT scene that I started watching when I was first introduced to tmnt. That is already talked about in another post, however đ
Okaaay, letâs get into this thing. First off, the score for this chase scene is already making you very anxious for some sort of confrontation between the two boys. It gives you chills right off the back. Whenever Nightwatcher accidentally cornered himself I got to thinking what it would have been like if we had seen Leo and his trip out into the city instead of the diner scene with the 12th monster. Like, was he just out looking for Raph and heard police scanners saying there was an issue with the diner? Then he headed over to possibly help, but ran into the vigilante Nightwatcher. I can only assume he was already looking for Raph since Splinter right beforehand advised Leo that he needed to get off his high horse and work things out with Raph. Since April and Casey were in the lair, Iâm sure Leo didnât expect Raph to go back to their apartment. He probably went around to their old hangout places in the city (before Leo was sent to South America) but since he had been gone so long, maybe he figured his brothers didnât hang out anymore since it wasnât all four of them. Sure, Caseyâs a great friend, but never a replacement for one of the turtles. Leo could have also gone back to the construction site that they had partly demolished with that first monster a couple nights prior. Raph did make a point in saying that they needed to find out who was responsible for the sudden burst of creatures in New York. Donât get me wrong, learning where the 12th monster was when Raph fought it was important I guess? I mean, it made the stone generals stationed in the area, but still not THAT close to where Raph and Leo ended up (they ran quite a ways. A mile at least.)
Okay, back to the rooftop scene. The setting was beautiful and I justâ *chefâs kiss* love it. The rain. The red glow of the Red Eye Club sign. Which, Iâm just now thinking about this but if an English teacher was asking you what the red sign symbolized I do believe that that could be some sort of symbol/foreshadow that Raph will be the one who comes out victorious in the upcoming brawl. In case Iâm not completely giving that a whole-ass stretch, I looked up the Red Eye Club to see if it was a real place but all I got were a bunch of pictures of marijuana so Iâm gonna assume NOPE. It could be a minor detail or it could just be a coincidence đ€·đœââïž I mean the neon sign did not have to be red specifically. Lol donât @ me đ
Anyway, I love the way the rain falls on the metal of Raphâs armor. I can only imagine how much of a BITCH that rain was to animate.Â
Leo starting off with the good cop persona is very in touch with his character and I like. Heâs still the âtalk first, shoot laterâ wise character we LOVE, while Raph is so much the opposite (which we LOVE JUST AS MUCH (ugh sorry im gushing again)). I like how Raph stayed silent. He didnât give his identity up. He didnât try to stop Leo from starting a fight. He WANTED to fight Leo. And this was the perfect opportunity without Leo holding back by being aware of his own brother under the suit. Itâs sort of like a Red Hood/Batman type scene. And, itâs hardly audible but, Leo then continues to try and calm down the vigilante by saying âThe road youâre on is a dead-end. Believe me, Iâve tried it.â He has no idea who is behind the mask. For all he knows, heâs talking to a complete stranger, yet he is still trying to be the voice of reason. The Nightwatcher could be a deranged murderer for all he knows. He is only aware of what the News has been recently saying. You can tell he doesnât know everything about this vigilante (which, side note but, this all seems a bit hypocritical if Iâm honest. Up until Donnie and Mikey got jobs, all the turtles/Casey/possibly April did was vigilantism. I mean, does Leo think that the Nightwatcher is correlated with the monster sightings? Is that his main reason for being a vigilante to stop a vigilante??) ALSO when Leo said ââŠbelieve me, Iâve tried itâ is that referencing his time in South America? I know he âgot caught up in his own worldâ and âforgot about everyone elseâ but does that necessarily correlate with what heâs talking about? Did something really bad happen in South America that we didnât see? Did he become like Hawkeye (cough* Ronin) in Endgame?Â
This also makes me wonder what would have happened if Donnie and Mikey had gone out to help Leo search for Raph. It could have been like a Teen Titans scene where Robin was posing as Red X and the rest of the titans unknowingly fought their ally because he was seemingly just another villain. If things played out that way, Iâm not even sure that Raph would have put up much of a fight. He didnât have any major beef with his younger brothers. The scene would have probably been way less emotional as well. Plus, Leo probs wouldnât have been captured.Â
Whenever Raph first wields his weapons, signifying heâs ready to fight, Leo gives a very small smirk. He wants to fight as much as Raph does. But for different reasons. Raph knows his opponent and is angry with himâ furious even. Leo⊠I think deep down he loves to fight. He knows heâs good at it. He knows heâs going to win. But itâs probably been a long time since heâs actually felt that great adrenaline rush of a fight (yes, Iâm aware he was in the fight with the first monster but thatâs not a one-on-one duel) Which is why when he says âTrust me when I tell you. You donât want to do thisâ he says it in a way that heâs still trying to be the voice of reason⊠BUT itâs also very much a threat. Heâs been wanting a proper fight for a while. Thereâs a certain thrill Iâm sure he gets when heâs faced with someone who is probably an even match for him. Even with the threat he gives, heâs fully aware that his opponent will strike.Â
COCKY LEO.Â
Iâm not going to even try to get into the subject as to why on earth Leo cannot recognize his own brother under the suit because @my-sai-and-i already explained that WAY better.Â
I mean, Leo is chuckling as the Nightwatcher does his second swing. Itâs funny to him because he still knows heâs going to win this fight. There is no doubt in his mind that he will defeat this amateur clown in a costume. But this is the way, Iâm absolutely positive, Leo acted as a teenager to common criminals on the streets. Heâs always known how good he was at fighting, so I can bet money he was cocky growing up. And yeah, itâs way different than how he was fighting the raiders in the beginning of the film. Back in South America he acted all dark and silent, more than likely trying to keep up the persona of the Ghost of the Jungle. If he acted all cocky and obnoxious to the raiders, Iâm sure word would get out, which might frighten the villagers even more. Being his sneaky stealthy self, he was less likely to scare the villagers, and probably able to keep up the thought that he was just a peaceful legend (kind of like Katara as the Painted Lady in Avatar (Iâm referencing soooo many other things, but it makes sense to me đ)) So, now that Leoâs back in the place where he grew up, of course, his old cocky tendencies would come back. Itâs almost nostalgic for him.Â
Another thing. Leo is completely defensive for the majority of this fight. He hardly ever throws an actual blow. He jumps back out of the way when the Nightwatcher swings his chain at him again. Which is a completely smart move. Another reason to note that he KNOWS WHAT HEâS DOING. Heâs fought for about 20 years (we donât actually know their ages in this movie (or do we ?) but I would guess around 18-20 ??) so heâs fully aware of the fact that one of the best fighting techniques is letting your opponent tire themselves out so you can then finish them off and become victorious. But Raphâs temper has always led him to go guns blazing. Shoot first, questions later.Â
Leo continues to mock the Nightwatcher because he knows heâs going to get a rouse out of him. He spent a good enough time sparring with Raph to figure out how to egg on that temper. A temper that would then make Raph angry and thoughtless, thus becoming rash with his fighting technique. Ultimately becoming careless and in total defeat. Again, donât get me started on how Leo has NOT recognized his brother yet. Even after Leo has eluded yet another strike from the chains and the Nightwatcher turns around, Leo still gives a CHUCKLE to his face. Heâs begging for that temper to be released. Heâs ready for a real fight. And Raphâs more than ready to finally kick his big brotherâs ass.Â
Raph absolutely takes on the offense with a full charge to Leo as he does three heavy swings. Leo eludes all three until coming back with a counter-attack on the third. Leo does a fair job of holding his defense until Raph throws a huge right hook to the side of Leoâs head. I mean, itâs enough to knock him back a few paces and shake it off. This is when his face really goes completely serious. Heâs just been caught off guard. Thereâs something in him thatâs telling him to quit the wise-guy act. I mean, it was a simple punch, something Iâm sure he is mentally beating himself up for misreading. Yet, he doesnât charge back. He stands his ground while Raph is still the offender.Â
Then Leo tries to continue to coach this dude by telling him how anger is destructive. This is probably something Splinter did as they were growing up. Also, Leo never once unsheathes his weapons on the Nightwatcher (yes, he ultimately does with Raph, but thatâs later on. Hold tight, my dude). Even when the Nightwatcher drew out his chains, Leo didnât react by drawing his own blades. I feel like being able to hold your own during hand-to-hand shows power/strength, while fighting with weapons shows skill. Which is another reason why I think Leo teased him at the beginning of the fight; he didnât really expect this vigilante to have had any actual training with these weapons. Heâs probably just some punk who thinks itâs cool. Another Casey Jones or Purple Dragon that could probably be knocked on his ass in 3 hits max.Â
Leoâs uppercut is powerful as hell. He shot Raph like 6 feet in the air. And that canât be easy. I canât imagine how much these boys weigh. Theyâve got the mass of a typical bodybuilder + the weight of their shell + the weight of their weapons PLUS Raphâs entire armor. Thatâs heavy as hell.Â
Okay. The âGoodnight, Dark Princeâ line. I donât like it. It doesnât seem to fit. When has this character ever been referred to as the Dark Prince? The only other thing Leo has referred to this vigilante is Nightwatchmen. Though, I get that it would be kinda redundant to say âGoodnight, Nightwatcher.âÂ
Thatâs another thing. Leo never meant to kill this dude. Just knock him out to drop him off at the police station later. Leo doesnât kill. I mean, the very beginning of the film where he had his one-on-one with the raider leader almost implied that he killed him. Because the shot changed as soon as Leo made contact with the guy and all you hear is a loud scream making a flock of birds fly away in fright. If he was dark enough to kill these types of men (because IF he killed him, that probably wasnât the first guy he had killed) in South America, thatâs most likely the âdark pathâ / âdead-endâ that he was referring to earlier. But I guess being back in the city does make him revert back to his old tendencies (but it shouldnât completely disregard whatever messed up shit he had done in South America. That stuff should still be carried with him). Not even Raph is low enough to kill criminals. In his first scene in the film all Raph does is knock out some burglars and chain them up for the cops to find later on. It makes me wonder what would it have been like if Raph had gone to South America instead of Leo, while Leo stayed in the city. Would Leo have taken on his role of his own Nightwatcher? In the 2012 series, we see him become some sort of vigilante but heâs got Karai and Shinigami with him. It doesnât seem very in character for Leo to go solo like Raph did. Of course, Leo would still miss the fight, but Iâm sure heâd wise up and get a job just like his younger brothers.Â
Okay, here we go. Hereâs that brother angst weâve been waiting for. When Leo first realizes whoâs actually behind the mask, heâs not angry. Heâs not mad. Not even disappointed. Heâs really just shocked out of his mind. Complete disbelief. He just walks closer to Raph in hopes to talk to him. Perhaps apologize for fighting him just moments before, that he truly had no idea. But Raph doesnât even turn to face his brother before doing a powerful back kick to Leoâs chest. Which, of course, takes Leo by surprise. Sure they had had a couple arguments since heâs been back but honestly thatâs how Leo remembered things being with Raph. He remembered small quarrels. Nothing serious. They had always butted heads. Even though Splinter warned Leo that Raph had taken Leoâs absence pretty hard, he didnât really know what that meant until now. He didnât understand why his brother had so much pent up rage toward him.Â
And Raph is throwing all these words at Leo. Calling him out by saying that he believes the world revolves around him. That they couldnât possibly survive without him. Iâm sure these words sting a bit to Leo but thatâs not what heâs focused on. Heâs starting to register everything. THIS is why Raph has always had an issue with him. THIS is the reason for his younger brotherâs constant attitude. And when Raph says that they got along just fine without Leo, for a split second, you can totally see the pain that causes Leo. Like, that shit hurted. But he raises his voice and retaliates by calling him out on his bullshit. Heâs telling Raph how immature it is that heâs taken up this new persona (*cough* still a tad hypocritical since he did basically the same thing as Ghost of the Jungle) because itâs causing danger to their family. I mean, at least the villagers were never truly afraid of Ghost, but the citizens of New York are terrified at what the Nightwatcher is and his motives. Itâs all theyâre talking about on the News lately. Raph has been causing a panic without even realizing it because heâs been too blinded by his own good intentions.Â
But Raph doesnât want to hear it. Leo hasnât been around. He left. He wasnât there when the turtles were just sitting by without a leader while criminals still ran amok. I mean, Raph has been angry at the thought âwhy does Leo get to go?â âWhat are we supposed to do now?â And with Donnie and Mikey being too passive to stop Raph, there really isnât anyone around to keep Raph from straying from this road. How can Leo honestly expect things to go back to normal?? How can this big shot waltz back into our lives after heâs missed the last year and a half? And how the hell does he think heâs still the boss of me?Â
And now Leo is trying to explain to him that the reason for being gone so long was to better himself for Raph and the boys. It wasnât up to him to go to South America and be gone for so long. He didnât ask for it. Just like Raph never asked to be second best. He didnât want someone to lead him. This is just how things turned out. Neither of them can help what they went through in the past. Itâs just a recipe for disaster when one party is trying to be the best they can be for the other party and positively beats themselves up if they let the second party down. Aaand when the second party is completely resentful of the first party because they were chosen for the role the second party wanted. Leo canât get over the fact that no matter what he does to better himself for Raph, Raph will still disregard it. And Raph canât get over the thought of the living embodiment of perfection that is his older brother, so heâs angry with himself for not being as perfect and takes it out on Leo.Â
And Raph has become his own leader. Heâs become a lone-wolf that doesnât need a leader anymore. He has good intentions (even though they are not being followed through quite right) and Leo is just coming back and messing everything up. Things have changed and Leo needs to realize this. But Raph also needs to take into consideration that Leo is trying to realize this. Heâs been trying to reconnect with his brother. But Raph has put up such a strong wall around everyone that he thinks talking isnât going to help.
Leo telling Raph that he isnât ready to become his own leader is a tiny bit selfish in my opinion? I mean, I agree, but still. Like Leo sees that Raph never went on a hardcore training period off in some jungle halfway across the world. So, he thinks, how CAN Raph be ready if he hasnât done that? But thatâs the thing. Leo and Raph have their own way of doing things. Leo, in multiple iterations, tries so hard to have his brothers be exactly like him. If he achieves something a certain way, he expects his brothers to reach their achievements by doing it the exact same way. But Raph is fully capable of reaching his achievements his own way (same with Donnie and Mikey). Thatâs something that Leo has had a difficult time wrapping his head around.Â
I also donât feel like Leo outwardly staying that heâs better than Raph is true to his character. Thereâs no doubt in my mind that Leo believes that and has thought it on SEVERAL occasions. But with his âgotta be the bigger manâ personality, itâs hard to believe he would stoop so low as to actually say it to Raphâs face.Â
Now Raph laughs at this. And I feel like most of it is a fake laugh, but thereâs still a part of it thatâs real because heâs finally ready to show Leo that heâs better than him. This is the real fight that RAPH has been waiting for. The perfect match. The leader and the lone wolf. The Ghost of the Jungle and the Nightwatcher. Leo and Raph.Â
Leo still tries to have him call off this fight. Heâs confident in himself that he will win. Both parties are, in fact. Theyâve both developed such different fighting styles since the time theyâve sparred together, that theyâre basically strangers to each other now. They both know this isnât going to end well. That things will be different after the dust (rain?) settles. Leo has a negative outlook on it. He doesnât think that Raph will ever be happy towards him again. If anything, Raph will probably shun him. This defeat could push Raph over the edge. This could make Raph leave for real. He doesnât want that. It pains him that he has to fight his little brother. But Raph? Raph has a positive outlook. He believes that after he defeats Leo, Leo will then see Raphâs true potential. Heâll be recognized as the best, no longer second-best. He finally gets to prove to Leo that things are different.Â
Leo visibly sighs and shakes his head knowing thereâs no getting out of this fight. His stubborn little brother wonât back down. It wouldnât be honorable for Leo to stand down and admit defeat. It also wouldnât be honorable to disgrace Raph by completely disregarding that heâs his brother and just going for the kill. Heâs at a complete crossroads here. So, ultimately, he draws his swords.Â
The shot of the two boys staring at each other from across the roof â I want that as a poster !! Itâs so gorgeous. Iâm just noticing this now but itâs split JUST down the middle in terms of color. It gives a very yin and yang type picture. Leo is on the side where the red neon sign is glowing bright, thus making him glow a faint red color. Raph, on the opposite end, is on the side where the shine of the moon is hitting down, making his armor almost glow a pale blue. Ugh so much symbolism I may cry. Right off the bat you can tell the differences in the two boys. Raph has been in his ready-stance for a while. Heâs been waiting for this. Leo stands tall with blades in hand but not in an attack stance. Thereâs still that sliver of hope that Raph will back down. Itâs still early enough to put this behind them, but that window is fading fast. As the rain beats down around them, Leo realizes that the window is closed. Nothing will stop this fight. Itâs happening. There is no going back.Â
Per the theme this rainy evening, Raph is the first one to charge. He runs like the brute he has become, fists clenched around his sai so heâs ready to stab or punch. Leo charges in a very graceful samurai run. Also the music. The thundering drums that beat so deep and so fast. Itâs such a powerful scene.Â
The shot of the tip of Leoâs blade grazing the water on the roof is STUNNING. Honestly, who thinks of these details because I hope they got a RAISE back in 2007 đ itâs beautifulÂ
I also love how they both jumped toward each other as their first move. This shows that they are now both on the offense. Something snapped inside Leo to make him change up his tactics a bit. Almost to throw off Raph, who has never been the best at a defensive position. His strong suit is in the offense.Â
Still the differences between their fighting styles after the jump. Leo did a beautiful forward shoulder roll, which is a proper technique of coming out of a forward jump. It keeps your momentum going into your next attack. Raph landed on his feet which, may not be ideal, but gave him a split-second advantage to be on the offense for the next attack. Leo then had to block with his sword. This fight goes FAST. Iâm watching it so carefully and Iâm sure there are things that Iâm missing. I love how Leo does a roll over Raphâs shell, and up until now I figured he had made contact with his shell, but he actually didnât because just as Leo started his roll, Raph ducked forward out of the way. Then Raph does a couple kicks towards Leoâs head, which cause water to sprinkle EVERYWHERE and itâs gorgeous. Raph is just going ham and not letting up on Leo as heâs still going for those strikes. (Lol I took a stage combat course over the summer so I know a little bit of the lingo (but good god I am no expert so please call me out if you know Iâm using improper terms)) Watching this scene makes me want to do a move chart with a list of moves they are doing and in the order theyâre doing it haha. Finally, Leo is able to squeeze in two strikes towards Raph, both of which he ducks and then blocks.Â
The camera angles are wonderful. Have I talked about that yet? I mean the shot of the two of them squaring off. The little shot of the two of them fighting between the E and the D in the neon sign. And even the upcoming shot from below when theyâve got their weapons locked together. So beautiful.Â
This scene also really shows the details of the Nightwatcher suit.Â
And when Leo is able to do an X cross block with his swords at the downward blow Raph is throwing with his sai, and the camera angles are just moving with the characters. UGH. Here you can see that Leo really is mad. The fury of the fight is showing through his eyes as he watches his brother with a predator-like stare. *frantically looks up synonyms for furious* and boy oh boy, Raph is just seething as he twirls his blades. This small segment of them circling each other (sort of like a Spaghetti western style) is a fighting trope that I really dig. Sais are actually a lot larger than I gave them credit for. Those sharp boys are HUGE.Â
The way they have their teeth bared as they circle each other reminds me so much of two very dominate male animals fighting. Like two lions fighting for the pride. When Leo finally comes to a stop his eyebrows furrow just a tad bit more, almost impatiently waiting for Raph to make another offending move. Or possibly giving thought as if the fight was coming to its end. And Raphâs pupils are crazy dilated as he charges yet again. Itâs like a sickness that has infested his mind, this constant need to one-up his older brother. Itâs making him crazy. And the heaviness of that armor is making Raph charge like a rhino or something. And the shot of Leo tightening his grip on his blade gives the implication that there may have been a split second where he believed Raph was ready to be done with the fight.Â
Their eye contact hardly ever breaks during this scene. Raph is wanting to see that split second of worry in his brotherâs eyes. Heâs wanting to see that hesitation.Â
Now Leo charges and he has taken full offense. He strikes at Raph many times, closing him into the wall under one of the two signs. He throws seven blows before doing a jumping spin kick to Raphâs abdomen. You can tell that blow sent Raph back a ways, maybe even farther if that wall wasnât there to stop him. He probably has some form of whiplash. And even as heâs starting to lock eyes with his opponent again, Leoâs sword comes RIGHT BY HIS NECK. Leo literally got so close to making a fatal would for Raph. And no, Leo had no intention of killing Raph. He was probably aiming to give Raph a nasty slash on his cheek. Just a warning. Something that would remind Raph to stay in his place.Â
Now here it is. The locking of their weapons. The climax of the fight. Raph is enraged and is gritting his teeth so hard that heâs shaking. In the shot from below, you can see the absolute force that they are using to one-up the strength of the other as their muscles are just quivering. And Raph tries to make himself become larger to push Leo back. Leo gives a quick glance down to his weapon in fear that the thin blade will give out. Swords arenât meant to withstand this kind of pressure.Â
And when they do break. b o i. The shock and pain that sweeps through Leo is heartbreaking. He just lost. Even before Raph throws the final blow. Leoâs swords are finished, just as he is. His swords. The weapons heâs most likely had since he became leader all those years ago. A literal extension of his body. Taken away from him in an unforgivable instant. And right as Leo is taking a glance back up to Raph, Raph is already coming up to powerfully kick him straight through the jaw. Through his kick, Raph is still in his jump twirling around to deliver the fatal blow to his brotherâs head. The spear of his sai is centimeters away from Leoâs head as he falls back and hits the concrete behind him. As soon as his eyes open after being knocked back, he registers how close that blade was to piercing his skull. Heâs been around long enough to recognize a deadly shot. You can tell his mind is racing in that fraction of a second as he sees the blade and looks back up to Raph to question why on earth he would throw such a potentially devastating blow. And just like that, Raph standing above with Leo pinned to the ground, he has won. He has defeated Leo. Even still, you can see their expressions change numerous times as they process what has just happened. Raph still bares his teeth in anger/triumph. Heâs finally showing Leo what he thinks of his âplaceâ. Finally showing him that he is a worthy opponent to Leo.Â
Again, Leo is in shock. All heâs thinking is âwhyâ and âwhatâ and many other synonyms for said terms. You can see his eyes flit between Raphâs own as he continuously tries to read what his brother is thinking. Then his brows furrow once more as it finally sinks in. Raph hated Leo for so long. Up until the point where he came close enough to kill him. It didnât matter how much Leo trained to be better for Raph. Raph still hated him. Every fiber of his being. Heâs confused and frightened still as to why. Just because they fought doesnât mean there was any resolution. Leo is still left in the dark as to WHY his brother actually despises him.Â
Raph, still seething, is beginning to shake all the way up to his face. Then it hits him. What heâs done. His pupils widen as his eyebrows slowly shift up. Thatâs Leo. Thatâs his older brother. Thatâs his family. Thatâs who heâs got pinned down. Who he nearly sent a sharp blade through the skull. Who he nearly murdered. Leo is still staring up at him, Iâm sure wondering how someone could be filled with so much hate. Maybe for a split second, if the Ghost of the Jungle actually did kill those raiders in South America, Leo saw himself in Raph. Perhaps that scared him. This could have been the path Leo was headed down if it wasnât for April coming and pleading for Leo to return home. No one was able to help Raph. No one tried to stop him from going too far down this path. Was it because he had been absent? Was this all because he left? This is what Raph really thinks of Leo, huh?Â
I love how no words are spoken here, yet again. Itâs brilliant what can be said without any actual words. Thereâs so much emotion between the boys after what just happened.Â
And hereâs Raph again. Still processing. He tries to shake it away as if itâs just a bad thought or a nightmare. Heâs in disbelief of his own actions. He then starts to shy away from Leo as if in apology but honestly whatâs to be said after that that will make everything better? He also looks a little to the right of Leo, but we donât get to see what heâs looking at. Up until this point, Iâve always just figured he was just looking away in thought, not on anything in particular. But now, I feel like he could possibly be looking at the rain falling on the concrete roof as if to help him figure out that this is reality. That heâs actually here in this moment. And so is Leo. OR, he could be looking at Leoâs broken swords, which is also bringing him back to reality. He destroyed a part of his brother. He could have done so much more destruction. He gets up ever so gently as if Leo is a paper doll that will break under his weight or a sudden shift of movement.Â
Leo still clutching onto his sword handles is probably subconscious instinct, like when something suddenly scares you and your muscles clench up and you hold tighter onto whatever. And here you can see that heâs actually showing that heâs in pain. His adrenaline is wearing off so the blows from just moments before are actually beginning to enflame his body. Iâm sure thereâs a part of him thatâs scared of Raph now. Like thereâs no more teasing or mocking. If he were to try it again, Iâm sure he believes things could spiral out of control again. Something neither of them wanted anytime soon. His face is a little hard to read when he stands up, but mostly because heâs in pain and is showing that in his gestures and expression. Knowing Leo, heâs probably mentally asking so many questions. Iâm sure he wants to talk. Iâm sure he wants Raph to talk. But what on earth are either of them to say?Â
Theyâre exhausted from the fight. Leo is visibly heaving his body. Raph is still stunned as ever as his eyes are fixed on his brother who is SOMEHOW ALIVE ?? He shakes his head slightly as the thought creeps through his mind again. As the more devastating idea enters. He doesnât even want to consider what the aftermath would have been like. What if it actually happened. What if Leo wasnât standing right in front of him? What if he was still on the concrete ground, covered in rain pellets, immovable. Just⊠still. With a single sai protruding from his head. No. He messed up. How could things ever be the same again? How could he move on from this? How could he go home and face his family? His brothers? Splinter? He feels like such a little kid. A scared child whoâs worried about the consequences of his actions. He would be disowned. He would be shunned. He would be hated. What was he to do? He glances down at his weapons, still in hand, and gives a tiny gasp. These were almost murder weapons. Of his own brotherâs death. So, he runs. Any specific destination, probably not. He just needed to be away from Leo. He has no idea if heâll ever see him again. Or his family. He just messed up way too horribly. How would anyone be able to forgive him? How could Leo even be facing him?
As he turns away to disappear into the night, Leo inaudibly tries to call him back. Even after all that, Leoâs still trying to reach out to him. He doesnât want Raph to leave. This is something they NEED to discuss. Heâs not mad or angry at his brother. Heâs confused. He could see it in Raphâs eyes that Raph was guilty about what he almost did. Iâm sure he doesnât audibly call out to Raph because heâs partially too exhausted to do so. Plus, Iâm sure thereâs still a bit of fear right on the surface.Â
As Raph runs, he is most definitely ugly crying. But we canât see that because of the pouring rain :âD so. And then Leo gets captured and yadayada. Wow. I think I may be FINALLY done talking about this đ Iâm exhausted. If you read this much Iâm honestly super proud of you and I appreciate you haha youâre amazing. If you have anything you want to talk about concerning the ninja turtles (preferably the 2007 film because itâs fresh on my mind, but Iâm also down to talk about the other movies or the tv shows) donât even hesitate to ask. I love talking about the turtles. We can debate certain topics, gush about OTPs, talk about issues we had with certain things. I love all that.Â
#so much angst#I adore this movie#tmnt#ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leonardo#leo#raph#raphael#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt raph#tmnt raphael#tmnt 2007#tmnt 2007 movie#teenage#mutant#ninja#turtles#my post
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Fanfic Authors Tag Game
Thankee for tagging @moramewhqâ
AO3 name(s): Tottwriter, [REDACTED] Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, Digimon (a little lapsed, but I still tinker with my WIPs!), sliiiightly BNHA, and I have a TUA wip which I will someday resume. I try not to venture into new fandoms but, you know...I fail. Number of fics: I have 56 posted works, but also, uh... a few which I havenât gotten to posting yet.
1. Fic I spent the most time on:
Um. Oh jeez. I mean, I guess nothing has overtaken Hopeâs Fire just yet, because thatâs the monster. Hopefully nothing else will? XD
2. Fic I spent the least time on:
Well this is genuinely a toss-up, because I have a few which I wrote for 20 minute prompt game fills, and then hardly even bothered to edit before they were thrown up on Ao3 without a backward glance.
Annoyingly, some of them are among my most popular works.
3. Longest fic:
Hopeâs Fire! As I said, itâs the monster, currently clocking in at ~144k. My longest completed fic is The Oceanâs Curse though, which is 62.4k!
4. Shortest fic:
Okay so my shortest fic is actually a bit of weird experimental stuff I wrote for Starbound, which you will note I did not list in the fandoms above, lol. Itâs old and weird and 351 words long... I donât think anyone wants to read it. You donât want to read it.
5. Most hits:
Hopeâs Fire! Itâs not really surprising tbh, given how long ago I started it and how many chapters it has.Â
6. Most kudos:
Hopeâs Fire wins this one too! I bet youâre all really shocked to learn this.
7. Most comment threads:
...imma give you lot one guess.Â
8. Favorite fic I wrote:
fuck. Er. I dunno? I mean I write because I like writing them, you know? But honestly if I have to narrow it down... Parallel for the âseriousâ fics, and either Press Play or (Not) Moving On for my more lighthearted stuff. Itâs hard to pick when I swing between such tone extremes!
9. Fic you want to re-write:
I mean this is probably gonna sound really dumb but...kinda also Hopeâs Fire??
Hear me out tho, because itâs complicated (and also I sorta already am). This fic started in 2015. I love it wholeheartedly, and I keep coming back to tinker and I wish life would stop throwing so much shit in my way and let me devote a bit more time to fic-writing so I continue it properly.Â
But the periodic and spaced-out returns have meant that every time I knuckle down I end up re-reading the whole fic for continuity and tone reasons. You can probably see where this is going. Each time I read my old opening I cringe. Itâs just not up to the standards of my writing today and it bugs me.
If Iâm being brutally honest, part of the reason I havenât updated it in so long is that I keep getting distracted going back and tweaking/fixing old chapters rather than focusing on new ones. Itâs a bad habit but one I just canât seem to kick.
10. Share bit of a WIP or a story idea youâre planning on:
You know, Iâm actually gonna give two. Iâll drop them below a cut because this got long, but I know I have both Digimon and HQ peeps here and itâs sucky to be in the fandom that doesnât get the love. I canât promise when Iâll manage to get either of these posted (Iâm trying to avoid adding more works to my Ao3 until theyâre actually, you know, finished) but...they exist!
First up, we have Fun and Games at the Adventure Cafe
Yes, this is exactly what you think it is:
The notice on the door said âHELP WANTEDâ in large, sensible font.
The addendum âEnquire Withinâ sat below it, equally formal.
Scribbled underneath in scruffy handwriting was just one more addition:
   âas in weâre hiring. dw we know what weâre doing.â
  The notice on the door the following morning was back to plain old:
   HELP WANTED    Enquire Within
âŠIt lasted half a day or so, at least.
As Sora remarked later, it was a wonder they got any applicants at all. Then again, as Taichi remarked, it wasnât as though a lot of places were taking on extra staffâwhich was something of an oddity as the summer approached.
âItâs that swanky place round the corner,â he said with disgust, peering out of the window. âBastards are driving everyone out of business.â
âBut not you guys, right!â piped up their current interviewee. âYouâre doing great! Honestly, as soon as I saw the sign I knew I had to apply. Iâve always wanted to start my own ramen business, and I figure I ought to start out with a popular place like this and get some real experience in the industry, you know?â
âEr, yes. Right,â Sora remarked, looking over his application. âWell, Daisuke, I will have to warn you that as a new hire youâd be working front-of-house rather in the kitchen, but if youâre okay with thatââ
âEh, just tell him heâs hired already,â Taichi replied, turning back to face them with a grin. âYamato could definitely use a hand in the kitchen sometimes, so taking on a future all-rounder makes total sense.â
From the look Sora shot him, it perhaps didnât, but Daisuke was already practically leaping to his feet with a grin, exclaiming that they could totally rely on him, and he absolutely would not let them down and could start the next day if they needed him to.
Next up, for my HQ peeps, hereâs a little snippet from Connection Problems, my longtime langushing halfway chatfic. Iâm not sharing the chatfic stuff because formatting tumblr is hell, though.Â
Kenma always suspected that being a third year would turn out to be a pain, but heâd rather hoped his fears wouldnât be realised within the first few weeks of the school year. Really, itâs bad enough that Kuro, Yaku and Kai have left, and that everyone else nominated him for the role of Captain (heâd talked them down to being Vice Captain instead, but that, apparently, was as low as they were prepared to go). He does not need Taketora constantly pestering him aboutâof all thingsâa chat group as well.
âCome on, I thought you and Kuroo were like, joined at the hip or something! Donât try and act like you donât miss him now heâs at university.â
He shrugs. âI have a phone. Weâre keeping in touch.â Because, really. Thatâs all that matters, isnât it? Why does everyone have to complicate things so much?
âYeah, but, itâs not the same, right? Besides, what the hell! You spend all that time on your phone as it is. And even Fukunaga joined, right?â
Kenma glances over at Shouhei, who nods, grinning sheepishly. Drat.
âStill, I donât have that chat app you all use,â he says. âItâs too much trouble setting it up, when I can message Kuro just fine.â
That should have been the end of it. Any rational person would have seen that it was no good, and left him in peace. Kuro would have, certainly. Not pushingânever pushing, actually. Just nudging him along a little, and even then, only when it comes to volleyball. Heâs learnt all of Kenmaâs limits over the years.
But the thing is, Kuro isnât there any more. Itâs just himself, Taketora and Shouhei, and okay, Shouhei never pushesâhe hardly ever says anything, for that matter. But Taketora is clearly some sort of demon and he, Kenma, is being punished. Maybe he really pissed someone off in a previous life. Maybe this is a penance so he can piss someone off in his next life with a free pass. Either way, the badgering doesnât let up.
Kenma holds out until the 27th of May. Seven weeks of hassling is more than enough for anyone.
Aaaand for tagging how about: @ahiddenpath, @humandisasterbuckybarnes, @mooifyourecows
#tag memes#fanfiction stuff#Hope's Fire#once again the author gets waaay too carried away#also if you wanna know my other ao3 you should probably DM me and also be over 18#because *coughs*
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Henlo yes I'me bacc from the not-living
Hey everyone, welcome back to the shit show, today Iâm gonna give yâall a brief account of what I did during my disappearance but feel free to ignore it if you donât wanna dwell into my life since Iâm gonna make a quick summary before the cut.
TL;DR:Â Iâm gonna quote good ole Schopenhauer here and just say that life really just is a pendulum swinging backward and forward between burnouts and boredom mental illness. BUt now Iâm here so letâs just pretend everything is fine and nothing has never happened, so we can all resume our good ole routine :)
Also if you ever tagged me during these trying times, rest assured Iâm gonna check it out and eventually reply to each and every single one of yous, and same goes for DMs. If I still donât reply just tell me, change are tumblr ate it or Iâm just preparing something special eheheh. And again, sorry for everything I didnât mean to make yâall worry but sometimes it just be like datâŠ
â Â I had to do the internship again exactly as I had expected.
So, without digging up the quarrel between me and my company tutor because it still boils my blood to think about it, basically my complaint for the treatment received caused me the entire internship, ergo I had to once again work my ass off to find another place to spend another two months of my life on.
Luckily, I eventually found a place where not only did I do what I like but where I found fantastic people who made my new experience wonderful, but what I had to undergo in the previous days was sincerely traumatic and I donât wish no one ever to be in such a situation.
â Â For reasons that go beyond the mere academic profile but which I donât intend to deepen because I donât feel like it, my mental health is hanging on a thread that is đ this much close from breaking.
In a nutshell, between the aggravation of my depression, the degeneration of my anhedonia, the immovable mental block and the appearance of panic attacks as never in life, I legit got the worst burnout I could ever brew in this wretched body of mine.
And to add salt to the wound, Iâve also fallen waaay behind my exam schedule so my plan to graduate in June went to shit. For now at least, since lately I still managed to work and submit a couple projects so the damage is still bad but not irreversible.
â Â Also I havenât been drawing since October and Iâm dying inside because I canât even find the strength to do the things I like :)
And itâs not like I have no ideas, for heavenâs sake. In fact I have too many, the problem is that I canât put them into practice even if my life depended on it.
And itâs the same for everything else.
I know I have to or want to do something, but I just canât. And itâs frustrating and it hurts and I spend the nights in bed gnawing at my liver knowing that Iâm throwing away time but I canât help it. Iâm stuck in limbo and I donât see the exit.
â Â Reason why I forced myself to go to therapy.
I started the sessions the second week of January and am continuing them regularly every Thursday.
My therapist is an exquisite person who is genuinely concerned about my situation and is trying to help me as much as possible despite the fact that at each meeting I manage to further disturb her by adding more and more problematic pieces of my person lol
I ainât saying that weâre making progress, since itâs too early to see any of it, but itâs certainly a beginning and if everything goes in the right direction, eventually Iâll be able to start again and perhaps, someday, even heal⊠But for now this is enough for me.
Also because if I continued on my own I doubt I could go on like this for much longer :)
â I have a dog and itâs the only good new in this shit list
His nameâs Kratos, heâs a 3 y/o Amstaff I adopted from the dog shelter and Iâve only had him for three months now but if anything happened to him Iâd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
â Also I got new glasses and theyâre fabulous.
I felt the need for change in my life and therefore the smartest thing that came to my mind was to change my iconic glasses. Old black rectangular is out and gold octagonal is in. Now Iâm the same as the reference of my self-insert for Pippo Reporter and the hilarious thing is that I didnât realize it until it caught my eye while I was searching for another file in my Drive lol
ââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠâââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠââŠâ⊠ââŠââŠâ⊠ââŠââŠââŠâ
Aaaand thatâs it, now Iâm better and Iâm slowly getting back to being a functional adult, so just forgive my ramblings but yâallâd be used to it by now lmao
#not the best way to start 2020 but it's still better than jot starting at all#and to everyone who has decided to put up with me during these months#...thank you ilysm and I'm sorry i' this way#i'll do better from now on i promise#because you deserve better than this#on a more lighter note watch out for the reblog spam#but a bitch gotta catch up with y'all lmao#inkblot#blot's q
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4/9/21 Loft Notes
WARNING!!!
Todays loft notes contain an extremely graphic description of animal death.
The 'Khou demands pettin's.
Patron: "Is that not the default state of the world? The truest constant that science should use to create a reality metric?"
That and Bird-Bird demanding her daddy pet her.
House vacuumed, house pets and quarantine cleaned.
I'm hungry and mad about it.
We have an appointment this afternoon, so I have until 4:20 to bust as much ass as I can.
And of course, as I'm about to step out to the loft, the bottom falls out of my stomach and it demands I stop and make a satisfying amount of food and take the time to eat it.
Bitch, we got shit to do!
I just fed you breakfast!
Mats, mesh, and bricks washed.
Oh, wow, Houdini super didn't make it.
The body was practically liquid, like it had died last week.
Guessing Leonard and Elliot knew something I didn't.
Poor little guy...
Patron: "His lack of growth was really making me feel like there may have been something wrong"
Yeah.
Pippin and Cookie's second has arrived.
And by the look of its mostly white beak, may not be Pippin's.
We'll have to see as they develop.
TM5-2 is doing well, at least.
I checked Tandy's egg.
It's just beginning to pip, so we'll see it tomorrow.
Patron: "Why do you give some babies name names, and others serial number names?"
They all start with a number.
Dad's first initial, mom's first initial, clutch number, dash, first or second laid.
Patron: "I see, that's very organized. What's the threshold for them getting a name?"
Patron: "the ones being kept permanently eventually get names"
"the ones who are also reserved and the future owner gives a name, they also get a name so they get trained that name"
Yep
Babies available to the public who aren't claimed get a name around 2 weeks.
Sometimes a pun on their initials.
Amiga is the first hatch of PC clutch 3.
A peep out of a pair named Mia and Cara was named Escher.
Some are after family personality traits.
Lucy is named after the Avenue Q character; Lucy the ----.
Because she's Farthing's daughter.
Patron: "Thistle and his child Nettle being plant names themed"
Patron: "Well also MJ cause uh... April baby lol"
I didn't name her. XD
Patron: "i don't know what MJ is for"
Mary Jane.
Hatched in 4/20
Indica and Sativa were hatched on 4/19/20 and 4/20/20, respectively.
The eve and day of 4/20 in the year of our lord 2020.
Patch was named for the black streak on his beak that was a tiny patch on his hatch day.
He now has a white soul patch under his beak.
Nettle was named along the stinging weed you damn near can't kill theme of their Father, Thistle.
Leonard came with the nickname Leo, that his rescuer lamented wasn't as fancy as he looked.
I joked with her not to worry. It's short for Leonard. She loved it.
Ginger is a very vibrant red.
Ect.
New LE egg dropped.
Window, mirror, swing, and weight stones washed.
Mats, bricks, and swing replaced.
Dirty mesh and bricks set out.
Back third nest boxes mucked.
Thistle and MJ both took baths at the same time and left their peep uncovered...
It isn't in danger of hypothermia just yet, but it won't take long, so I'm going to be watching it like a hawk.
Patron: "when the need for feather maintenence overtakes parental instincts"
Thistle came to check on it, and then laid down in the nest box next door to dry off.
Patron: "At least he didnât sit on the baby while he was wet"
"I feel like that wouldnât be great"
Patron: "It depends how wet he is lol"
Patron: "At this stage, any amount of wet would probably be less than ideal."
And to be fair, they had both sat their peep in the unrecognizable mush that used to be Houdini.
I can DEFINITELY understand wanting that unspeakable rot stench off.
Patron: "I'm still trying to puzzle how did the body decompose that quickly... even without pictures it sounds horrifying"
Aaaand wanting the nest box to have a moment to air out.
I legit thought about taking some pictures.
I honestly probably should have.
But that will legitimately haunt my nightmares.
He was a grey liquid that had mostly dissolved around a distressingly intact cropload of fresh milk. The skin was the only thing holding him together.
He must have started (to rot) the night before last while he was alive.
He had grown just a little since going out...
Very literally nightmare fuel.
Aaaand speaking of that, Angel lounged next to the uncovered TM peep and thought he was gonna be sneaky about trying to attack it.
He was not.
I had to damn near throw the sifter at him to deter him, but deterred he was.
And Thistle is back on it.
No Angels were harmed in being deterred from infanticide.
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â that brief Billy POV in RS3
(For the âwriting commentaryâ thing)
Hoo boy, I gotta get inside Billyâs head again. Iâll have to take a shower afterwards.
Here goes.
-_-_-_-
Chlorine is a shitty excuse for saltwater.
Billy is very water-oriented. I feel like he would miss the ocean a lot - and thatâs even before the flashbacks we got from that-one-season-that-never-happened. It makes perfect sense to me that he would be drawn to the one place in Hawkins thatâs even marginally similar to his old home (that being the pool).
Like everything else in this town, the Hawkins Public Pool is a pathetically small, second-rate, wannabe imitation of the real thing. But itâs the closest thing they have, and heâs stuck here.
Anyway, it does have its perks. He gets paid to work on his tan and play the hero, doesnât he? And the lifeguard chair provides a splendid view of all the best sights that Hawkins has to offer.Â
Here comes one such sight now.
Again, it makes perfect sense to me that Billy would be drawn to the pool and enjoy his job as lifeguard. He clearly sees himself as a Big Fucking Deal (see: the Halloween party scene in S2), and he likes to believe that heâs some suave, macho, big-deal Big City Guy whoâs the main character - the hero - in his own story, where circumstance has trapped him in this less-than-ideal setting. But heâs the hero. Specifically, the manly, handsome, cool action hero - someone who should be drifting around LA in a car chase scene or saving the damsel in distress with his shirt artfully ripped from the climactic showdown near the end of the movie. Thatâs where he should be, in his opinion. But the thing is, heâs stuck here, in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere, with a bunch of hicks and nothing to do and nowhere to go as far as the eye can see. So heâs doing the best he can with the circumstances heâs stuck in.
Heather Holloway is a sweet little number. Nothing to write home about, and her cherry-red lifeguard suit does her figure no real favors. But she smirks at Billy as they pass each other, twirling her whistle around one finger, and her tits jiggle just slightly in her suit as she sweeps through the crowd towards the locker rooms. A wave of coconut sunscreen and some sparkling, expensive perfume washes past him in her wake.
Sheâs the kind of girl he would have taken for a midnight swim, back home.Â
Objectification. Weâve seen Billy do it several times, and what better place to do it than at the pool? Heâs a shit person. (But then, we all knew that.)
Then again, maybe sheâd be interested in a midnight swim here. Theyâre staff, after all - and Billy just happens to have a key to the pool. Maybe sheâs into skinny dipping. He might just find out whatâs under that shapeless swimsuit.
I needed to slip in the fact that Billy has a pool key and might come here after hours. You know. For reasons.
Billy sticks the whistle between his teeth and gives a sharp blast.
âHey, Lardass!â
@the-angry-pixie pointed out that this might be a Stand By Me reference (in the actual Netflix season, not the fic), which would be cool. Or, rather, it would be a The Body reference (the novella by Stephen King on which Stand By Me was based), since The Body was released in â82, while SBM wasnât released until â86 (a year after S3). Iâm not sure if Billy is the type to have read The Body, but I liked the reference all the same, so I kept that little piece of dialogue.
The tubby kid on the far side of the pool screeches to a halt, eyes comically wide. Like a deer in the headlights. A fat, fat deer.
Dunno if I like that little section, looking back. That last sentence may not have been necessary, and Iâm not sure if I think it adds anything, but oh well. The chapter has already been posted, so Iâll let it go lol.
âNo running on my watch,â Billy says, sternly. He doesnât even need to yell. The pool has gone respectfully quiet. âI gotta warn you again and youâre banned for life. You wanna be banned for life, Lardass?â
The kidâs head shakes back and forth.
âDidnât think so.â
Another blast of the whistle, and the chatter starts up again. Beach balls bounce high into the air. Pool floats knock together like lethargic bumper cars. Some kids near the shallow end are playing chicken, and Billy feigns casting a protective eye over them as he passes the row of lounging middle-aged mothers. They adore him. They think heâs just the sweetest young man, always keeping an eye out for the kids in the pool, playing big brother.
Again: Billy certainly views himself as A Big Deal.Â
He climbs into the lifeguard chair with a practiced hop, settling in to survey his domain. Itâs his last hour on shift, before the pool closes for the day, and the sunlight slopes through the chain link fence, tinted ruddy-gold from the approaching sunset.Â
He despises this town. But heâs practically a king here, so what can he say? There are worse ways to pass the time.Â
A bike bell draws his attention away, through the fence, to the street beyond the parking lot.Â
Well, whaddya know? Maxine. Heâd recognize that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Sheâs coasting down the street beside her hick friends, the wheels of her dumb little-kid skateboard roaring obnoxiously in the middle of a small crowd of bikes. He dares her to look his way. To meet his eyes through the fence. But sheâs oblivious to the death threats heâs beaming into the back of her skull, and after a moment they swing around a curve in the road and vanish from sight.
I originally planned for the Weathertop scene to flow more contiguously into the Billy POV scene, by having the kids bike (or, in Maxâs case, skateboard) past the pool, and then have the âcameraâ kind of pan over to show what was going on inside the fence and transition into Billyâs POV. However, the pacing of that transition just wasnât working very well. It felt too slow and bogged-down to cover the kids leaving Weathertop and biking to the store to buy candy, even if I covered it very briefly, so I ended up abandoning that idea and just having Billy see them ride past at the end of his POV here.Â
He turns back to the pool.
Somebody oughta knock that little bitch down a peg. Heâs tired of her running around town like she owns the place.
Irony much?
(Also, foreshadowing much?)
-_-_-_-
Aaaand, thatâs that! Phew, I can get out of Billyâs head again. Ugh.Â
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