#aaaaaaaaAAAAAAH you know

[tlacehualli]

👶How was Sombra as a kid & 💕 some hcs about her parents?

👶

A pure raging ball of ADHD. Olivia didn't know how to sit still at all, she was always moving, running up and down, playing with her siblings, chasing them with different bugs or whatever. She was the second youngest of 'em but there was enough of 'em that she didn't really get babied in any way. But it was rural Mexico, y'know. Kids were free to run around and play with sticks and bugs and all of that without the inherent danger that exists in the cities, long as they stayed within the confines of their family's land. Only time she was still long enough was helping her mom make tamales to sell or helping out in the fields (although her father didn't discourage them letting out their energy, she wanted to be useful).

💕

Sombra's parents had a really good relationship and had as far back as her oldest sibling can remember. They were not wealthy people in the least and came from a long, long line of farmers, but it's difficult to feel truly poor surrounded by love. They weren't perfect or anything (she in particular was the recipient of corporal punishment from her mother's mother a lot but that's just kind of the way things were), but parents that love you and want you and tend to your needs is never a bad thing. They both worked hard to take care of their children - and when the kids turned 5, one after the other, they had to start working too. Which sucks but could have been worse if her parents weren't kind.

[infernothechaosgod]

Live photo of me yapping about that one time mickey set ocean on fire on a rowboat w a white mouse princess who could only communicate through a bird

Whoever the fuck that boy is its my mutuals from other stuff and disney tva/movies ppl

It fun being a mouseverse and duckverse fan talking things that happened in the comics because we'll be like "yeah Scrooge made the kids dig up landmines." Or "Yeah, remember when Bill Walsh killed that Pete clone with lava."

Meanwhile the Disney tva and movie fans who find our posts are like:

[zhukzucraft]

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Tango: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tango: GIMME GIMME GIMME

Skizz: Joeseph! Not a moment too late

Skizz: Me and Jumbo Jet were just coming up for some fresh air!

Mumbo: And for some fresh not-getting-murdered. Mainly the latter.

Joe: May I offer you some fresh bread as well?

Joe: It's no steak but by Jeb does it exist and count as food.

Tango: Mh mhfm mmmfmmy fmfmrfff! (I can finally regenerate!)

Joe: Is Impulse coming?

Mumbo: Dip- I mean- Impulse says his soulmate is keeping both of them healthy so he'll explore the left branch some more.

Joe: Huh. Must be nice to be paired to someone so responsible.

Tango: Mfpfhmp

Martyn: Haha. Yeah.

Martyn: You know, this all reminds me...

Martyn: There was some important question I wanted to ask...

Martyn: Hmmmmm

Martyn: Oh yeah!!

Martyn: How does it feel to be the first on yellow, eh?

Martyn: Eh?

Martyn: Little yellow boys~

Mumbo: Martyn, do I need to remind you-

Skizz: HEY!!!!

Skizz: You leave my buddy alone!!

Skizz: The yellow of our names is like GOLD to me!

Skizz: A gold medal of LOYALTY!!

Skizz: So you BETTER RESPECT IT!

Martyn: ...kaaaaay?

Martyn: So what have you guys been up to anyway?

Tango: Hooo boy, where do I even begin-

=> Martyn: Listen to Tango's insightful and crucial flashback

Start Over -- Go Back

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#122 IN HEELS-

Navia*In your personal library and coming to find what's new to read when he saw "Y/n's section"...which was a recliner and books open with a still hot tea cup on the coffee table*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...

Navia*Raises brow*...Why would Y/n have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...

Slowly...VERY slowly Navia realizes what this could imply...what you, her found sibling may have done...

Navia*The horror hits too fast and she runs out of the library thru the hallways with the Spina agents...who are thrown off seeing their boss run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

Navia is seen running at full speed while screaming, which is shocking.SEVERAL known of the Fontainians along the way...like The Melusine, Lyney Lynette, and Freminet-

Navia*Running STILL at full speed around the city to find the individuals she knows she should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Clorinde*Was having a talk with Furina, Silver, and Melus, A serious one when she stopped and saw her girlfriend racing towards them*!?!

Them:!?!

Navia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A AUNTIE!?!

Them*Each of them thinks you got pregnant with the brothers or the angels*....Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!

All of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!

Spina!Y/n*Was given books on pregnancy by Sigewinne to help her with pregnancies withing the fortress...and to trick put the idea of pregnancy when around Neuvillette-*Man those books are so informative!

Part 3 of :

[juanarc-thethird]

So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?

Thank you, and I hope you're ready. ---------------------------------

How To Get Your Man 9

Previously…

Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.

Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!

Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.

Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!

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Outside the Arc's residency

Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.

Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.

Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*

Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!

Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…

Yang: Wait what?

Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!

Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?

Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!

Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!

Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!

Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!

Yang:...Sorry

Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.

Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.

Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!

Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.

Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.

Mama Arc: She is…

The Arc's residency, Living room

Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.

Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.

Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.

Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?

Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.

Outside in the garden

Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!

Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….

Blake: *Also looking* Yep...

Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?

Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

Weiss: *Surprise* Really?

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Weiss: Are we bad friends?

Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*

Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.

Blake: How?

Ruby: Leave it to me!

She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.

[sunnysideggs]

HER HER HER HER HERRRRR GRRRRRRR HER AND HER DAD WHO SHE HELPS CHEAT AT POKER AND HER BIG LITTLE BROTHER OF ALL TIME FRFR AND THEIR BEST COP THEMED BAND GUITARIST FRIEND AND THEIR MOM WHO THEY DEFINITELY KNOW IS THEIR MOM AND THE FORGER OF ALL TIME FRFR LOVE HER BEST THINGS ONLY BUTTTT MOST IMPORTANTLY HERRRRRR <333333

it's me I'm everybody

everybody loves Trucy Wright!!! 💥💥

[theocddiaries]

[Knuckles is sleeping] Shadow [knocks on the wall softly]: Knuckles. [knocks softly]: Knuckles. Knuckles [mumbles in his sleep] Shadow: … [knocks normally and talks at a normal volume]: Knuckles. Knuckles [wakes up and sees a form looking down at him in the darkness]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh, my Chaos! Shadow!? Shadow: Yes? You frightened me. Knuckles: I--? What are you doing in my bedroom? Shadow: I knocked on the door, but you didn't hear it. Knuckles: What do you even want, weirdo? Shadow: I was having a little trouble sleeping and I just thought, seeing as you're up, we could talk. Knuckles: Talk about what? Shadow: Oh, I don't know. Normal stuff. Weather, why Rouge is such an attractive and desirable partner. Pick one, your choice. Knuckles: Shadow��� Shadow: Did you know that Rouge has a perfect driving record and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that? Talk about a keeper. Knuckles: …Okay, what did Amy tell you? Shadow: Okay… She told me that you were thinking of ending it with Rouge. Knuckles: Okay, you listen to me. I think it's really cool you're trying to protect your sister, but this is none of your business. Got it? Shadow: Excuse me. She's not my sister. And I'm not protecting her. It's just that I'm a big fan of homeostasis. Do you know what that is? Knuckles: Of course not. Shadow: I expected so. Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH. Knuckles: Aha. Worst bedtime story ever. Shadow [sighs]: My point is I don't like when things change. So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Rouge. Knuckles: Listen, I have a lot to figure out, and until I do, you are not to say a word to Rouge. Do you understand? Shadow: …I do. Knuckles: Good. Now, get out. Shadow: Hm… Knuckles. Knuckles: What? Shadow: Whatever you decide, please don't hurt my friend. Knuckles: …That is the last thing I want to do. Shadow: Thank you.

[howlingday]

LOVE IS LIKE DRUGS

(War of the Roses song)

Ruby: We'll see you later, Jaune~! (Leaves, Dragging Weiss along)

Yang: Whoa...

Jaune: I know...

Yang: Don't blow it.

Jaune: You know I can't promise that.

Yang: Oh, I know.

Yang: By the way, was that birdshit on Weiss' dress, or a fashion statement?

Jaune: Knowing them? It was probably both...

Jaune: Bein' in love is like bein' on drug, without the potential brain damage~! Jaune: (Suddenly in an alley) Kisses are crack rocks you don't have to smoke with no life ruining baggage~! Yang: (Walking behind him) Where are we?! Jaune: No life ruining baggage and when we touch~! Nora: (Carrying boxes) When they touch~! Jaune: Ooh, when we touch~! Harriet: (Jogging by) Aaaaaah~! Jaune: I can feel it get me high; I can feel that dopamine rush~! And when we kiss~! Neon: (Skating behind) When they kiss~! Jaune: Ooh, when we kiss~! Tyrian: (Flashing people) Aaaaah~! Jaune: It satisfies my addiction without making me pass out in a pool of my PIIISS~! Jaune: (Sitting on bed at Beacon, Shows eviction notice) Being in love is like going flat broke, and gettin' kicked out of Beacon~! Yang: (Sitting next to him) But where are we, though? Jaune: They're like the dealer who's tryna collect~! Yang: What's happening?! Jaune: And get all the payment they're promised~! Jaune: (Tied up) Get all the payment she's promised~! Yang: (Tied up, Bewildered) Jaune: And when they speak~! (When they speak~!) Ooh, when they speak~! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!) I can feel that chemical reaction make me weak~! Yang: (Stabbed, Screams) Jaune: And when we dance~! (When they dance~!) Ooh, when we dance~! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!) It's the substance abuse that gives me all the delight without making me start a NAKED BAR FIIIGHT~! Jaune: (Curled on the couch) When they leave, I need another fix~. So desperate~. I can only be myself with another hit~. Didn't know the side effects would be so bad~. Gonna end up in rehab~. THAT MEANS MY ROOM WHERE I'M DROWNING IN A PILE OF CEREAL BAGS~! CEEEREAAAL BAAAGS~! Jaune: (Back at the diner) Being in love is like being on drugs without the potential of dying~! Snuggles are pills that you don't have to buy, unless you're that type of client~! Unless you're that type of client~! And when we touch~! Yang: When they touch~! Jaune: Ooh, when we touch~! Yang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! Jaune: I can feel it get me high, but I still can't get enough~. And when we kiss~! Yang: When they kiss~! Jaune: Ooh, when we kiss~! Yang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! Jaune: It's at least as good as a dank-ass joint without making me rob my mom AT GUNPOOOINT! BEING IN LOVE IS LIKE BEING ON DRUUUGS~!

Jaune: ...So, I know that's kind of a long story, but, uh, main point is that I really like those two a little bit.

Yang: ...Cool.

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...Did that guy flash us?

Jaune: I think so.

Yang: I didn't really look back, but I thought-

Jaune: I think- I think I saw the man's parts...

[redoceanlikethat]

Thanks so much for doing a post! And joining me in my screaming.

OMG YUNHO hahaha okay, SO Yunho just released Wannabe on the 2nd and just LOOK at the numbers on these Jerseys?!?! 86 is their birth year and the 02 (February) and 64 (6 and 4 being their birthdays) ahhhh 2023 AND THEY ARE STILL DOING THISSS

Shout out to @redoceanlikethat for pointing this out! THANK YOUUU!

[howi99]

Jaune is a Genuis Au: How about what happened to Penny,Lewis,Alyx and the Cat?

Follow up to this post. Also, disclaimer: the cat has a different way of subjugating people in this AU and is a bit more powerful.

Ruby: *looking at Penny, who only seem asleep in her lifepod* What... Happened? To both of you?

Roman: *sitting in a chair* What red said, me and Neo been waiting forever to know the whole story- *Neo kick his leg* gaoutch! Why!?

Neo: "Don't be an ass"

The Puppeteer: ... *Sigh while sitting down* I am the sole reason for the state she's in.

Weiss: Impossible! You'd never hurt her, even if your life depends on it!

The Puppeteer: *looking down* I wish you'd be right Weiss... *Shakily breath* But i had no other choice.

Yang: *eyes turning red* You are saying you almost killed Penny!? What did she do to deserve this!!!

Marie: *Putting herself between Jaune and team RWBY*

The Puppeteer: *sad chuckle* She was at the worst place at the worst time. They say curiosity killed the cat? What a joke, the cat killed curiosity, kindness and any hope to get out of here.

???: Oh but Jaune~ She chose to voluntarily be my host. Remember? A live for a live?

RWBY+RN: *looking around, wandering where the voice is coming from*

The Cat: *taking form from Jaune's shadow, chained by Jaune aura* I'm here! *Chuckle* I present myself: i am the Curious Cat, pleased to meet the second team i saw most in my jailers dream~

Marie: *looking furiously at the cat, trying to kick without any luck since the cat is intangible*

The Cat: Ah~ i see you are still angry about your mom and sister? What a shame, you can't hurt me as long as i am jailed~

Ruby: *shacking angrily* I assume this is the real culprit of hee condition?

The Puppeteer: He is. But i still was the one to hurt her...

P: *looking at Jaune, seeing that he's having difficulty bringing how Penny almost died* I can explain to them the story if you-

The Puppeteer: No, i... I should be the one to explain. *Looking at team RWBY+ RN* It happened 10 years ago...

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Jaune: Alyx, Where are you? *Shacking his head* Gods be damned, where the hell is she?

Alyx: *from afar* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jaune: *turning to the direction of the scream* ALYX!? *Sprinting in her direction*

// I thought i got rid of all danger from the forest, but i was wrong...//

Alyx: *trying to run away from the danger, seeing Jaune* JAUNE! HELP! T-THE CAT! HE- *she fall to the ground, her ankle twisted* Aw!

Jaune: *Running even faster to her* Alyx!

// I couldn't stop it, i was to far...//

Penny: *coming slowly from the forest, blue filaments making her move like a puppet* P-please... No... I don't want to hurt...

The cat: *whose magic is controlling her* If i can't break her to my will, she has no purpose.

.

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Kill her.

__________

The Cat: *chuckling* It was a blast! Poor Alyx getting killed by the one she wanted to call her mother. *Hysterical laugh*

The Puppeteer: Silence! Remember the only reason i keep you alive is to give me more time! Don't make me reconsider even more.

Team RWBY: *looking horrified at the cat*

Roman: *disgusted* I have done many crimes in my life, some i regret from the bottom of my wretched soul. But that's.. that's...

Neo: "You killed her for your own pleasure?"

The cat: *chuckling* Pleasure? I did take some but it wasn't the objective. I needed to break her, to make her empty. And what better way than making her kill an innocent child?

Marie: *furiously trying to kill the cat, still unable to*

The Puppeteer: ... I couldn't save either of them... But i'll make it right, i'll bring them back even if it takes centuries.

Weiss: Is that why you keep the cat!? Jaune, she wouldn't want that! She-

The Puppeteer: *angry* You think i don't know that!? I don't care what she would want, she's basically dead! The kid i was supposed to protect has been buried by my own hands! I'm dot doing this for them, i'm doing this for me Weiss! Because if i can't even save a kid and my own wife...

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What good am i?

[wine-dark-soup]

EYYYY WELCOME TO THE DAWNTRAIL EXPERIENCE it loves to grab you by the collar like that. may i ask what you think of Sphene now you've seen all we have of her so far? you have interesting insights on characters.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I absolutely ADORE sphene. she's a fascinating villain.

to me, she's like if emet-selch and elidibus were fused into one entity, except as i said a bit earlier today, that does not feel like some sort of uninspired nostalgia bait. she's her own person with her own motivations, but she shares their burning desire to restore what can't be restored, and to become the ultimate protector of her people, even if that means losing what she is in the process. with another key difference being that she's all alone, a bit more like meteion for this. at least ascians had each other (even if they were the first ones to criticize what the others were doing lmao).

and she feels SO out of place. she's that fairytale-like princess in the middle of a futuristic city. and in spite of this it's so normal for everyone. she's TERRIBLY uncanny at first. in a way it shows how she's trapped in her endless role, how she's just a recollection of memories: she has to keep her current appearance, she can't even wear modern alexandrian clothes.

to what extent did we see the real sphene? i believe her kindness was real, but how badly was it condensed to make a too-good endless sphene? she's the most idealized version of someone who already seemed to be an ideal ruler. it must have burdened her deeply, and she had no say in it. In the same way, the scientists recreated a semblance of alexandria; but made it look like a theme park, when it was maybe closer to a medieval city. (the game pointed to sharlayan for the resemblance, but like, i disagree, i saw more of the 13th, personally) All in all, she and her kingdom are obviously fake and strange. She's like alexandria-gone-wrong personified and vice-versa.

i also really loved how she kept trying to connect with the wol in particular, seeing us immediately for what we are (maybe she sensed the key reacted to us or whatever, or maybe it was just a gut instinct), i.e someone who could potentially be a menace or the savior of her kindgom; but always her attention has to be redirected elsewhere; and it culminates with wuk lamat interrupting our fight with her. it's WUK LAMAT's time. it's wuk lamat who successfully reaches her, not us.

and it makes sense on all levels: on the micro level of DT, she and sphene got close and understood each other (to various levels, but still, there was respect all along), and alexandria is now in tural, so ofc it's wuk lamat who has to take care of everyone.

on a more macro and meta level, the wol couldn't have done that, plain and simple. we already swore to so many people we would uphold their legacy. one more would have been redundant and i don't think people would have liked it. it's now the role of wuk lamat, now all grown and wise (as wise as the vow of resolve can be lol), and it completes her character arc (which mirrors ours). with the knowledge she has to keep the past in mind and honor it by living to her fullest (instead of just idolizing an unchanging past, like sphene), she's now a perfect ruler.

sphene's preoccupation is that she's too weak to accomplish anything; and i guess in a way that's *true*: she has to strike a deal with zoraal ja to survive. but her own kindness was a massive weapon of destruction in the end. she was so nice new people joining the dome were ready to merge with alexandrian culture of their own volition! and technically i would stop there saying fine, but they didn't know zoraal ja was playing with their souls and ultimately stole them, they didn't know maybe they'd wait years before becoming an endless. she asked wuk lamat to become a citizen of alexandria and im sure she meant it; but it was to strenghten alexandria with new aether (and a new soul to replenish the stock). she was ready to assimilate the whole world to let alexandria (which, again, is mostly made of MEMORIES, although it has a lot of living people too) survive. and it's fucked up! and she did it by being genuinely so nice!

i'm also a big fan of sphene's character design. a new color scheme! woah!

[hellodahliah]

starcrossed

act i

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tybalt: really? this was your idea?

mercutio: yup, pretend it is a kilt or something... i don't know.

tybalt: this looks NOTHING like a kilt. your ideas suck!

mercutio: do you have a better idea?

tybalt: oh yeah i do, how about you give me your pants?

mercutio: what the fuck? how about NO? i'm keeping them on!

tybalt: you put me in this position! give me your pants!

mercutio: NOO, get off me!

tybalt: take them off right now!

mercutio: what the fuck is your problem?

tybalt: you are my problem!

yuki: wtf?

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miranda: he had no idea what i was talking about. i'm such an idiot!

hugo: after all the keg stands and the mimosas? i don't think he is in the right mind to think about prom. ask him tomorrow? or wait until he has read your letter? at least, go up there with some aspirin and water and make sure he is fine.

yuki: you might want to check on him, there is a situation going on up there.

miranda: what?

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tybalt: ...

mercutio: ...oh?

wolfgang: *takes photo*

tybalt: munch, give me that phone right now!

morgan: we're just joking around! sorry!

wolfgang: shit shit shit! fuck fuck fuck!

tybalt: i'll kill you munch!

morgan: wolffie, look out!

wolfgang: shi-...

mercutio: fuu-...

morgan: i told you to watch out!

tybalt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[all off them fall down the stairs]

[ambulance sirens wailing]

[obamousse]

Atsumu and Sakusa became friends one night in the training camp when Sakusa's room is invaded by a cockroach.

It was at night, so Sakusa couldn't wake up everyone to tell them there was a cockroach. But he was too afraid to exterminate it. So he wandered around the hall, hoping the roach would crawl back to wherever it spawned from on his own.

Meanwhile, Atsumu is an insomniac. He finished FaceTiming his brother. Osamu had to sleep. Atsumu saw Sakusa wandering in the hall, and thought of inviting him over.

"Omi-kun, whaddya doing outside the dorm?"

"None of your business, Miya."

"What? A roach invaded your room?"

"..."

"Knew it. Come in. I'm bored too."

Atsumu lit a candle in the middle of the room. No one knew what to talk about. Time passed painfully.

"So Omi, why do ya like volleyball?"

And the talking started from there. They talked about volleyball, their hopes and dreams, the ambiguity of graduating and stepping into the world with no knowledge of the dangers that lay beyond it. About families, Atsumu knows Sakusa has a brother and a sister who had formed their own families, and Atsumu has a twin, Osamu, who has a boyfriend, Suna. Atsumu wondered how being alone feels like, how not having someone by your side at home and school feels like. And Sakusa wondered too, how having someone next to you feels like, how having a friend, a soulmate, feels like.

They talked till it's 3, and that's when Atsumu became sleepy and stopped talking, blowing out the candle. Sakusa had to go back even though he doesn't want to - he cannot bother Atsumu that much.

Atsumu, inside his blanket, reached his one arm out and held Sakusa's hand as he walked out the door:

"Stay."

"But I can't sleep in your room."

"I insist. I can't sleep without someone else in here."

Atsumu had been struggling with sleep for a long time without his brother, or anyone, sleeping in the room with him. He had to FaceTime Osamu to relieve it, and even talk to Omi, but none relieved this eerie lonely feeling.

"But where will I sleep?"

"On the bed. I think it's big enough for both of us." Atsumu whipped out another pillow and blanket for Sakusa to use. Sakusa did not remember receiving this much blankets and pillows in his dorm room.

"...Alright." Omi needed sleep, and he didn't think the roach would be out of his room soon.

The next day, Omi had to get out of the blankets wrapping him and Atsumu in all places. Atsumu drooled. Omi hated people who drools. Atsumu had 4 pillows surrounding him, each for his arm and leg. He's lying on his stomach, and his phone was lost beneath one of the many pillows he hugged. Unlike Sakusa's phone, where he kept it neatly along his one pillow. He checked the time. It said 6:15, which meant he could sleep some more since everyone wouldn't be up till 6:30. Being up all night was killing him.

"Hey."

The camp coordinator hovered over their heads, waking both Sakusa and Atsumu up. Sakusa's legs are tangled with Atsumu's arms and Sakusa's blanket with Atsumu's pillows., and both couldn't know where the boundaries between the two lie on the bed.

"It's 7:15, lovebirds. We've been waiting in the cafeteria."

Lovebirds?

Sakusa did not know why he covered his face. Atsumu buried his face into the pillow.

Meanwhile, at Sakusa's room, Hoshiumi Kourai was assigned the task of finding Sakusa, while the camp coordinator found Atsumu.

Hoshiumi opened the door, and a flying roach sped through and over his head, may or may not touching his bird-feather-hair.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

[sebsxphia]

Sitting against Jake's chest, his legs on both of your sides, arms around your waist. You are watching something on the TV. Meanwhile, you absentmindedly entwin your fingers with his, completely oblivious to him no longer watching the screen, but you with a soft look, and his heart flutters when your wedding rings slide on each other. He tightens his grip around your hands and pulls you further into his chest as he lays a kiss to the crown of your head.

-💚

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh my beloved anon! 🥺😭

there is something about the significance of the touching of rings that just makes me melt into a puddle every time i read them 🥹 it’s so small. it’s a small gesture. but you know it means the world to you both.

this made my day! thank you so much for this my beloved anon! 💌

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#149...Nosey Fam-

Adam*In your room and came to ask if you wanted a rematch over smash bros to find some books in your bed*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...

Adam*Raises brow*...Why would my darling princess have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...

Slowly...VERY slowly Adam realizes what this could imply...what his favorite child may...have done...

Adam*The horror hits too fast and he runs out of your room through the hallways with the Valkyries...who are thrown off seeing their father run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

Adam is seen running at full speed while screaming, shocking...SEVERAL known of the human fighters...then past the gods...neither humans nor gods have EVER seen Adam act like that and many were worried what could have scared him

Adam*Running STILL at Full speed around the arena to find the individuals he knows he should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?!?!

Eve*Was having a talk with Hera over the phone, watching Cain and Able play on their gameboys*!?!

Cain & Abel:!?!

Adam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER!?!

Eve, Cain & Abel* All three of them drop what they were holding *....Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!

The whole family(Tho Eve and Abel screaming with happiness-Adam and Cain screaming in horror): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!

....Adam is on the hunt-

[aylish91]

Wait, you're accepting stupid questions?

I have some silly questions! What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is your favorite color? What... is the capital of Assyria? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Hehehehehehehehehehehe:

The nights that say Ni. To get, a shrubbery.

Blue!... I mean yelLOW AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I don't know that aaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!!!

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

ALSO (my favorite): I fart in your general direction, your father was a hamster, and your mother stinks of elderberrys!