#a win for a wee lesbian and the wee lesbian is me
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Not me discovering at 02:15 in the morning that Valentina Arrigetti is openly queer and has a girlfriend (!!!!!!) after all the rumours around 2014's Olympics games and the thing™️ between her and Eleonora Lo Bianco. That was never confirmed and never denied bc it was 2014, they were in Russia, and nobody actually asked them after it.
#I CAN WIN SOME APPARENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#2014 me is celebrating high times bc sometimes my gay radar works :“)#and who the fuck is going to sleep nowewww#a win for a wee lesbian and the wee lesbian is me#italian volleyball#AHHHHHHHHHHH#queer volleyball player#even if she is an ex one and the eleonora lo bianco thing it's a tad more complicated
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Fuck this, I wasn't tagged by anybody but since y'all are making me insane sharing your lovely faves on my dash I gotta join the fun!
10 BL People That I Want Carnally
Just so we're clear, I'm immediately not limiting myself to 10. I'm bi. You think we have limits? (Tumblr says yes, but that's why I'm on desktop for this instead of mobile)
Night from Dirty Laundry
Are we surprised? This awakened a whole thing in me. I was constantly yelling from the rooftops about my love for this man in the cheapest drag you ever saw. This is my JAM. I'm already trying to calm myself down making the first entry on this post. GOD. And his whole committed-to-the-bit romancing a mafia leader and then robbing her because he needs money, but really he's a wee romantic who just wants to write exciting stories like all of us bitches on AO3? Honey I am FREE at 5pm on Saturday. Also, shush, I know it's not a BL, I'm counting it as part of the Midnight Series as a whole :P
Yok from Not Me
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR POLICE OFFICERS. We already have matching tattoos babe. He isn't perfect but he's a well-intentioned mama's boy and has swagger.
Maya from Laws of Attraction
Listen, I don't think much explaining is necessary here. I'm a woman but she can call me "pretty boy" any day. Is she just Silvy Pavida with a MILF wife? Yeah. That's the point. I'll join. They would let me.
Speaking of Laws of Attraction, Nawin
I deserve an insane golden retriever boyfriend. I deserve a man who can't spell his ex's name but can get a pilot's license. He deserves someone who will enable his silliness, even when there's trouble with the accountant. *kisses all over his wing tattoo*
Togawa from Old Fashion Cupcake
Mr. Hamster Cheeks my love <3 The dates would be so good. And so would the food. And the food naps afterward. I'm a good snuggler, he's tall and there's a lot to snuggle. Win-win.
Ink from Bad Buddy
I know many of us are weak for Milk Pansa, but like, there's a reason for that. She gave us the ICON for lesbian side couples. Please, girl, scare men away from me when they mistake a boner for full-fledged love. Make me feel welcome and important and pretty and like I'm the specialest girl alive. Be taller than me ;)
Wen Qing from The Untamed
She didn't die, actually, we just eloped together, haha. I just think as someone who studied medicine, she'd have a lot of good tricks up her sleeve and I don't mean acupuncture needles.
Saifah from Enchanté
Yeah. I needed to use this gif. Get that record deal my man. Live your dreams king. I also love that he's both the old man and woman here. Impeccable. We deserved more of him.
Uea from Bed Friend
Gimme this catboy realness right now. Also, I just love him so much. He owns his narrative despite all the shit he has suffered and gets everything he deserves for it. We could be besties even. We could be...no I shan't say it.
SamMon from GAP
I just want whatever is going on right here. Let me join. Simple as that.
Tops and Marwin from Ingredients
I'm this guy. Except I think they'd be sad to see the other with someone else so I gotta have them one at a time. Tops, who's a shy cutie who can make yummy foods. And Marwin, who is basically Jeff Satur just pumped with extra himboisms.
Todd from Not Me
All principles out the window. He's evil, he's sexy. I know exactly how much that specific hotel room costs to stay in for a night. It would be luxurious.
Rain from Love In The Air
I know most people would say Phayu, and for Boss, yeah I understand, I am all there. But something about the way that little guy can fuck kinda makes me dizzy, I'm owning that. He doesn't have to be smart, he's just gotta be given compliments. Plus, my bed sheets match!
VegasPete from KinnPorsche
They altered me chemically once and I'd let 'em do it a second time and many more after that.
Tagging @kissporsche @thisautistic @omegaphobe @shubaka @risu442 @khathastrophe @loveable-sea-lemon @fawndlyvenus @viva-yas-vegas @first-kanaphan @wherelanguage-ends @xxatlasxx @adanima @snake-and-mouse @scarefox @scattered-stardust @callipigio @sparklyeyedhimbo @jdotsodomite @futureexmrsmalcolm @suzteel @jeffsatyr @coconuts-mafia
#I really come across like i'm really into threesomes here for being such an asexual virgin#and what of it#maybe i'll get into that#i'm capable of whatever i want#this was really fun#i hit a lot of bases i think
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Man is Not Made for Defeat (An Oblivion Short)
Hello, my dumplings. Recently I've been replaying Oblivion and realized that I've never properly written any Oblivion-specific fanfic, except like one very short thing from last year. Anyway, here's a wee thing featuring my trashy lesbian HoK Sacha, and her soon-to-be adopted son Ben, the Adoring Fan. (In the Sylvieverse he's named Ben. Don't worry about it)
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“By Azura, ma’am, this is such an honor!”
Sacha Llervu–known variously as the Hero of Kvatch, Iron Maiden of the Arena, and “that’s her, officer”–glanced up from her bloodstained sword in annoyance. She was slumped on a bench in the Arena District park, trying to will her exhausted limbs to carry her to the nearest pub, and wasn’t precisely in the mood for conversation. Especially not with a twig of a Bosmer boy with a daft spike of yellow hair, gazing at her like she was Saint Veloth.
“What do you want?” The question came out wearily, not as the growl she’d intended, and the boy didn’t appear cowed.
“Well, Iron Maiden, ma’am, you’re the Grand Champion now,” he said, as though she hadn’t noticed. “A celebrity. You’ll be wanting an assistant now, of course–someone to carry your bags, shine your shoes, keep away troublemakers. You needn’t pay me, or anything, it would be an honor to work for you…”
“No,” Sacha interrupted. The boy’s lower lip wobbled, and she sighed. “Look, you seem like a good kid. Stay away from me, I’m no champion.” Her eyes, humiliatingly, felt damp. She hadn’t cried when she’d been tossed in prison or seen the Emperor killed three feet in front of her, but now the tears came?
“Ma’am? Is something wrong?”
“I killed a good man today,” she said thickly. “And I didn’t do it honorably. Honestly, I killed him the day I showed him that bloody diary–the Agronak I took down today was just a shell.”
The boy’s eyes widened. “I knew something was off. His reflexes seemed slower than usual, and he barely lifted his shield–it was like he wanted you to win.”
“That’s about the size of it,” Sacha agreed. “He hired me to find information on his father, a while back, and I found out dear old Dad was a vampire. Agronak wanted the truth, so I told him, and you could say it shook him.” That was an understatement. She’d never forget how Agronak’s blunt, cheerful features had gone ashen at the contents of his father’s diary. Being half-vampire didn’t seem like such a tragedy to Sacha, but for someone who’d built his identity around some idea of lost nobility, maybe it could be.
“You gave him a noble death, ma’am,” the boy said quietly. “Mister Agronak’s old mum dropped by once, you know, and told me a bit about life in the strongholds. Apparently some of the elderly Orc folk go out into the wilderness in search of a good death in battle. Maybe the Gray Prince’s defeat isn’t what you wanted, but it’s what he wanted.”
Sacha looked up in surprise. She wouldn’t have expected a youngster with such a ridiculous hairstyle to be so wise. “What’s your name, lad?”
“Ben…ah, Benethir,” the boy stammered. “You can call me Ben, of course, or anything you want really.”
“Ben will do. How old are you? Got family in town?” Somehow she knew his second answer would be no. If there was anyone to look after the lad, he’d probably be in school, not spending all day watching idiots hack each other to pieces.
“Seventeen-ish, I think.” Ben cast her an anxious look, as though worried this would be too young for Sacha’s approval. “My parents died a few years ago, so I’ve been on my own–I mean, independent ever since.”
Annoyingly, Sacha felt her heart soften a bit. She’d been this kid, twenty-odd years ago; a scared urchin fleeing that horrendous Indoril plantation. Within a few years she’d been running scams in every backwater Deshaan village, before the Legion had finally tossed her in prison. Her strength and stubbornness had kept her alive in that pit, but a pup like this Ben wouldn’t last a month.
She’d never been one for charity or hangers-on, but perhaps it was time to make an exception.
“Right.” She stood, brushing off her trousers. “You good at hauling luggage and sweeping and that sort of thing?”
Ben’s eyes lit up. “I certainly can be, ma’am.”
“Smashing. I’ve got a house in Anvil that I frequently need to leave on missions that are none of your business, and it needs looking after while I’m away. Don’t worry, you’ll still have time to waste at the Arena, and a bit of pocket-money as well.” Sacha held out one hand, and the awed boy shook it. “Don’t make me regret this, kid.”
As Ben sputtered in gratitude, Sacha rolled her eyes, already picturing what Marty would say when she told him. Something like I always knew you’d be the maternal type, deep down. Smug bastard.
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Reading This Week 2024 #49
Hello hello. Update from last week: I wrote a conclusion to my big paper, and will be discussing it with my advisor tomorrow
also today has the record from my first week of participating in @/thetransfemininereview's December Trans-Authored Readathon. Which I've been sticking with mostly by reading comics from trans authors that I'm familiar with already who have some of their work on itch.io. If y'all have any recs of stuff to check out, I'd love to hear them
Finished:
Rough Pages by Lev A.C. Rosen, narrated by Vikas Adams third book in an ongoing queer murder mystery series I've been reading. this was definitely written in response to contemporary book bannings. I am without a doubt a Read Queer Books guy & advocate but the book did come across as more than a little preachy to me, and I think part of it was the reveal that "oh YEAH like almost all of our major characters from previous stories are queer book readers, except for our protagonist, and now he's going to learn the Power of Literature!" and also it had a pretty didactic "white bf learns to let non-white bf handle the racism he experiences without flying in to save him" b-plot
The Scales of Seduction by Rien Gray snesbian (snake lesbian) erotica set in ancient greece which rules
"Origin Story" by Saundra Mitchell in Transmorgrify! *sighs heavily* once again I try YA and it just doesn't work for me, so I wont be reading the rest of this anthology
Full of Shit by Max Graves short comic from the artist/writer/cartoonist behind What Happens Next, which is a great webcomic serial you should check out
Wee Wandering: My Solo Trip in Scotland by Cynthia Yuan Cheng a really cute little travelogue. I read Cheng's original fantasy romance comic a little bit earlier this year when it came out and gushed about it here. they have a really charming and expressive art style
I am of Two Hearts by Val Wise i absolutely adore Val Wise's work, and I've been meaning to read this comic forever. really worth it
Started/Ongoing:
Assassin's Fate by Robin Hobb, narrated by Elliot Hill okay Bee has achieved some minor lasting wins but is still going fucking through it. I've stalled out right where some interpersonal conflicts are flaring in the rescue team that I need to brace myself to push through.
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, Vol. 9 written by Kanehito Yamada, art by Tsukasa Abe reading this one like chapter by chapter, i think my frieren interest in waning
Blood & Flowers by Mars Adler vampire stuff, fun time so far
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idk if tumblr doesn't give me the poll option. i'll make my own.
who of the firefighters from the wee woo show would win in a race?
a) 🔥🧯💦 firehose aka buck
b) 🤠🕊️🩺🏅 the dilf aka babygirl eddie diaz
c) 🚑🚨 the other dilf aka chimney
d) 🚑🩺🧠 the mean lesbian aka hen
e) 👨🏻🚒🚒👨🏻🍳 the superior dilf aka bobby
#i wanted to be included okay???#my poll#🥰#eddie diaz#evan buckley#chimney han#hen wilson#911onabc#911 on fox
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hiya i was having a read of your twisters fics and noticed there’s a wee bit of a dani drought 😭😭😭
im a PARCHED lesbian so anything and everything you write about dani would be amazing and you can be assured any time that masterlist gets added to ya girl will be EATING IT UP 🙏 but specifically cocky dani trying to win over the affection of reader 🥴 kinda like the enemies to lovers vibes of tyler and kate in the movie lol
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I am so sorry, I'm actually not writing for Twisters rn cause the hyperfixation gods have abandoned me and my brain can't make it work.
This is such a good idea tho! So if the hyperfixation returns, I will definitely write it!
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F, L, T, fanfic ask game :3
Thanks, frilly!!! 💅
F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you've written and explain why you're proud of it.
Dude it was hard to pick one… for now I’ll use this excerpt from Ch 7 of Like Me Still where Marie and Eddy engage in a bitchfest. Proud of it because I got silly with the word play a references, it’s snippy and concise. And I just find their casual gay on lesbian violence funny.
Eddy … shot his best award-winning smile to Marie.
“Hey there you salty, scaly bitch.”
“Fruity pebble.”
“Nice. Where’d you get that one from, a cereal box?”
“Where’d you get those boots? The Good, The Bad, or The Ugly?”
Eddy tapped the toe of his cowboy boot.
“You’re jealous.”
“What, that you put the Spaghetti in Western?”
“Oh, I like that one.”
L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
Good god… I sat on some chapters of LMS for months before posting them. The number of times I read through and made minor edits is… in the double digits haha. So A LOT. I keep all my drafts in google docs that I can read and edit from my phone anywhere, anytime. A gift and curse.
But for my standalone fics way less so. Maybe a handful.
T: Any fandom tropes you can't stand?
The only thing coming to my mind are the few eddeddy fics where Eddy sort of coerces Edd into the relationship. This was more of a trope in the early 2000s-2010s /: I think it was more popular then to make the romance more vague and in doing so the consent parts of it sometimes got murky. Like I think they are a wee bit codependent but this was like codependent in a super unhealthy way. And while I think that could be a potential trajectory their relationship takes it’s not the one I want to subscribe to/write/read about honestly.
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I’m so happy I found 2 (two!) different pairs of trousers that make me feel good about myself and they fit and they’re super comfy this never happens
#its a win for the lesbians who have a confusing relationship with gender and thus have a complicated relationship with clothes#one pair i liked so much ive just gone and bought it in three other colours#also they make me look super tall and also like my legs are 3 miles long#ngl one pair reminds me a wee bit of jeremy brett as holmes#though thats not why i bought them
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Ten fic tag game
The idea: one line any fic! rules: pick ten of your fics, scroll to somewhere midpoint, pick a line chunk and share it, and then tag ten people.
tagged by @dual-domination :D I do have quite a few to choose from, so I decided to choose the 10 with the lowest hit counts - great way to bring attention to some of my less read fics :D
1 - It's a Simple Love Between You and Me - JC/NHS, The Untamed/MDZS modern day cultivators AU:
“That's it!” Nie Mingjue burst out. “I've had enough of this bullshit.”
“Da-ge,” Lan Xichen tried to calm with a hand on Nie Mingjue's arm.
“No, I know you said to let him figure it out himself, but as you can see, my brother is a complete idiot. I love him, but he is.”
“Da-ge,” Meng Yao said warningly.
“No, don't think I don't know you're just trying to win the betting pool.” Meng Yao pouted but didn't even deny it.
“What are you even talking about?” Nie Huaisang asked, confused beyond belief. Because there should not be a betting pool that he didn't know about (or organize).
“Didi.” Nie Mingjue faced Nie Huaisang squarely. “You are the only person in the fucking universe who hasn't figured out yet that you've been in love with Jiang Cheng since you both were boys developing your golden cores. No, I'm wrong – you and Jiang Cheng are the only people who don't know because he doesn't know he's in love with you either, and the two of you have been driving us up the wall for over a decade now!”
2 - Secrets Through the Eyes of a Child - Gen, Jin Ling-centric, The Untamed/MDZS
His Jiujiu angrily sat on the bed next to Jin Ling and let out a huff of frustration – he was long used to his Jiujiu being angry at anything and everything, and he didn't think he was angry at him. “Enough with the I don't knows. You're not Nie-zongzhu, so tell me what's been bothering you or else I'll break your legs.”
At the mention of Nie-zongzhu, however, all he could think about was Chifeng-zun's head in the secret mirror room, sad and lonely and far from his brother. He began to cry and he tried to wipe his tears away with the sleeve of his sleep robe, but his Jiujiu got there first, using his own sleeve to wipe the tears and snot from Jin Ling's face.
“Did Nie-zongzhu do or say something to you?” His Jiujiu looked confused – probably because Nie-zongzhu couldn't hurt a fly. “Tell me what he did? I'll go beat him up so he'll never do it again.”
Jin Ling shook his head. “Nie-zongzhu didn't do anything, Jiujiu. It's...” He cried even harder as he remembered everything he'd seen. “It's his brother. Chifeng-zun. He's sad and lonely and he doesn't deserve to be, not if there's a chance he can see his brother again.”
3 - Shadows Over Lanling - Gen, Jin Family-centric, The Untamed/MDZS
Jin Guangshan had often thought his son needed a little more backbone, but this wasn't the time. “I can't believe you would even ask this of me. Didn't Wei Wuxian bring you enough trouble at Cloud Recesses, and now you want to risk our disciples to save him?”
“Whatever my problems with Wei Wuxian, he and Lan Wangji saved all of our lives by holding off the xuanwu so we could escape. Is that not a life debt that needs to be repaid?”
“I'll lead the charge,” Jin Zixun claimed haughtily. “And I dare any Wen to get in our way. I'll show them what happens to those who dare mistreat the Jin.”
“That's exactly the reason you're not going,” Jin Guangshan snapped. “The last thing we need is you to start something we can't pull back from.”
4 - They Get Around - Various ships (LQY and NHS are bffs setting each other up on dates), The Untamed/MDZS
“That... doesn't look like the face of a man who had a successful date.”
“Well, she wasn't insane at least, but turns out she's a lesbian who only took the date to get her parents off of her back.”
“Seriously? But I thought she was perfect – a doctor, kind of snarky, drop dead gorgeous...”
“...and the first date you set me up on was with her brother. But I'm glad you liked her, because she's your date next week.”
“...but-but-but- she's out of my league!”
“Too late, can't cancel now, I've already promised her to act as her beard that night so her family will stay off her case.”
“...”
“You can thank me later.”
5 - Nie Mother's Day Drabble - Gen, the Nie bros and their moms, The Untamed/MDZS
“I made this for you, Mama,” he said, slipping a flower crown over her braided hair.
“It's beautiful, A-Sang.” She wrapped her arms around her son and lifted him up, cuddling him close as he giggled in glee.
He Yaling came over to her side, Mingjue still slung over her shoulder (though exhausted after his tickling). She ran an affectionate hand down Huaisang's back before pressing her temple to Nie Ziniao's. For her part, Nie Ziniao reached behind the other woman to playfully tug at one of Mingjue's braids.
It was a good day – uneventful, but the sort one remembered on cold, heartless nights to keep themselves warm and feeling loved.
6 - A Need I Can't Explain - NSFW- NHS/JZXun, The Untamed/MDZS
“A toast to your betrothal,” Nie Huaisang said sarcastically. “To years and years of a cold bed, of perfunctory sex with someone you can't stand, and feigning desire for a woman who will never, ever make you feel a fraction of the need you feel with me. A lifetime of pretending. I hope you enjoy it.”
Jin Zixun tightened his hands again. He should kill Nie Huaisang, toss his body into a river and never have to hear his poisonous words again. He was the only person who knew his secret, the only one he'd ever allowed himself to be so vulnerable with. If he did away with Nie Huaisang, there would be nobody else who knew, nobody else to remind him of what he'd had and could never have again, what he should never have had to begin with.
His vision blurred; the folding fan dropped to the floor and fingers wrapped around his cock through the luxurious fabric of his robes.
He should let go, shove the man away... but he smelled so fucking good.
7 - Maybe if the stars align, maybe if our worlds collide - NSFW, NHS/Jinzhu, The Untamed/MDZS
Her hands slid around his neck and he could feel her razor sharp nails sliding along his skin. He shivered, both in arousal as well as fear, knowing that she was no wilting flower and could easily take his life if she so chose.
That was the very thing that made him desire her so.
He leaned into her until she had no choice but to move up and sit on the table, her legs parting to allow him to step between them.. He broke the kiss and leaned in to smell along her neck, where her jasmine perfume was strongest combined with the delicious scent of her skin. “Let me worship you as you deserve,” he whispered next to her ear before sliding the tip of his tongue along the outer shell.
8 - The Day Our World Changed - Gen, Nie Bros fic, The Untamed/MDZS
There was a crash in the room and the terrified wail of a nine-year-old child. Nie Ziniao brought Nie Mingjue over to the doorway. “Stay right here, A-Jue. We'll get A-Sang to you, and the moment you have him, you get him out of here.”
He wanted to argue but he knew he would be of no help, not in the condition he was in. He watched helplessly as his mother's saber swung to block every strike her husband made. Nie Ziniao managed to circle the room while he was distracted, retrieving her sobbing child and carrying him over to the doorway. Just as she was handing him over to Nie Mingjue, she screamed, almost dropping Huaisang as she fell to her knees.
She shoved the two boys through the doorway with trembling hands as blood spread out from her side where a hunk of broken wood had impaled her, and used all of her strength to grab the door and close it lowering the metal bar with a clang.
9 - Comfort Amidst Chaos - NHS/JZXun, The Untamed/MDZS
“Try not to skewer your trainer, Nie-er-gongzi!” he called over, though there was no heat in the taunt.
“I told you before, Jin-gongzi, the only one I plan on skewering is you.”
Jin Zixun's lips twisted in a smirk and he continued leading the disciples away.
10 - The cat had found herself a new pet - Gen, fluff, NHS and JC and a cat, The Untamed/MDZS
“Huaisang, what are you doing here?” Because they both knew that he preferred to sleep in most mornings.
He was about to try and make up some sort of excuse when his eyes focused on the throne behind Nie Mingjue... and the fluffy grey cat that had just alighted there, its nose sniffing at the sect leader's braids. The Lan to his left began giggling softly, and from his angle, he could spot Lan Xichen doing his best to keep a straight face and only barely succeeding.
The grey cat seemed to be done sniffing and finally struck forward, taking one of Nie Mingjue's braids in its mouth and pulling at it as if it were prey. His brother yelped and jumped out of the throne, looking back to stare at the creature that looked at him back with eyes filled with outrage before taking off running again.
And now I will tag: @fortune-maiden @zaidnovi @roseclaw @pbaintthetb @cerusee @ibijau and anyone else who would enjoy the excuse to play along :D
#sangcheng#sangxun#nie huaisang nie mingjue#jin ling#jiang cheng#various fics#mdzs#the untamed#my fic
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I'm all caught up on the show now and I just... kind of love all of the characters?
It's just... refreshing.
I mean the team is mostly persons of colour, the only white guy is Jesse and he never acts like the typical white guy.
Jane and her ex are still friendly and have joint custody of their kids without drama (about that) and she doesn't hate Daniel's new wife (girlfriend?) or their baby. She's badass, nobody questions her leadership, nobody acts like she's not up for the job because she's a woman. She had a little fling with the Navy dude but didn't get reduced to being his love interest. She just wanted him and went and got him. No judgement - not even from her teenage son.
Lucy my wee lesbian. She's tiny but she's fierce and she doesn't need anyone to save her. Also the fact she's into women is no big deal. Ernie gives her (and Kate) relationship advice, Jessie listens to her rants about Kate and tried to help/support her when she was convincing herself she didn't still want Kate.
Kai - actual Hawaiian native. Has a complicated™ relationship with his dad and tries to act tough but has a soft spot for the community he grew up in. Also talks about Hawaiian culture like it's his own culture - because it is - and people listen to him. Acts like he doesn't give a shit about the team (at first) but would kill and die for them all.
Jesse - the only conventional attractive white guy. Is happily married to a woman who may or may not exist, doesn't hit on every woman he sees, respects Hawaiian culture and Jane's leadership, doesn't try to take her place/get her job. Kind of like the dad/big brother to the rest of the team.
Ernie - sure still the weirdo computer nerd guy trope, but he's older than most people on shows like this, not conventionally attractive, a person of colour, but is respected by the team, and even kidnapped once because of his skills.
Kate - conventionally attractive white woman, but she's a lesbian, she's good at her job, gets shit™ done, is maybe a bit naive and overthinks things, even her kind of asshole-ish FBI boss doesn't question her capabilities because she's a woman, doesn't care that she's a lesbian, knows Lucy as the scrappy one from NCIS (not The Girl from NCIS)
medical examiner Chase - sure she's a white woman and the weirdo medical examiner, but also older than most people on shows like this, respected (and kind of feared) and Knows Her Shit. Nobody questions her capabilities because she's a woman or other reason.
Sure the good guys always win, and it's copaganda, but here's no toxic masculinity, no homophobia towards Kate and Lucy, nobody questions any of their capabilities, no "how long have you been married" to Kai and Jesse or period 'jokes' towards Jane, Lucy, or Kate.
Just - give me more shows like this!
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dream smp as things that were said in my discord server
shout out to all my bitches in the quote book <3
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dream: psychological warfare can’t beat my gun
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the egg: have i started a fucking cult
bad: yes
skeppy: yes
ant: yes
punz: yes
purpled: yes
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schlatt: @/wilbursoot what’s Pogtopia doing besides heroin
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techno: this is why we need commuwunism
phil: commuwunism for the win
ranboo: uwu
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quackity: theseus, the ultimate power bottom
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fundy: his WHAT
schlatt: pebis
quackity: wee wee
schlatt: peen
quackity: ye olde peebus
fundy: i hate this fucking cabinet
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wilbur: remember me when you’re cool and famous
tommy: same goes to you, wilbur soot
wilbur: tommy you are too annoying for me to forget you you’ll still be my sleep paralysis demon when i’m married with 3 kids
tommy: just imagine a 6 foot+ kid crawling on your ceiling
wilbur: i wake up to the words “let me join the sleepy bois”
tommy: you hear me muttering in the corner “pogchamp, pogchamp, pogcahmp”
wilbur: i tremble in fear
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schlatt: who needs information when we could have a public execution
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tommy: it’s in my genes
tubbo: you wear pants?
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techno: i don’t want my rights give them to the lesbians
tommy and eret: vouch
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schlatt: (shows picture of him pre-mutton chops)
wilbur: lesbian ^^^
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tommy: can i join the sleepybois
wilbur: you are 12
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if this post pops off im leaking the original screenshots of these messages
#mcyt#dream smp#dream team smp#incorrect quotes#incorrect mcyt quotes#incorrect dream smp#incorrect dream smp quotes#dreamwastaken#punz#purpled#badboyhalo#eggpre#skeppy#antfrost#jschlatt#wilbur soot#tommyinnit#tubbo#philza#technoblade#ranboo#fundy#quackity
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Pairing: Cordelia Goode x Reader
Prompt: oK so how about like?? Delia x reader and they're both in love af but they think the other has no feelings for them so they're both tripping over themselves to make the other love them and then madison comes in and she's just like 'stop being dumb' and they finally realise how much the other loves them.
I’m sorry but my ed crept back in and im not horny enough to put more thought into writing so just ignore the massive time skip at “---”. enjoy, you strange people xo
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*(*❦ω❦)*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
It's crazy. Falling. You see? We don't say "rising into love". There is in it, the idea of the fall. And it goes back to extremely fundamental things. That there is always a curious tie at some point between the fall and the creation. Taking this ghastly risk is the condition of there being life. You see, for all life is an act of faith and an act of gamble...
Between Cordelia Goode's ears were pretty brown eyes and a mind full of thoughts. Brown eyes were never really your favourite until you saw them on her. You knew yourself that somehow, over the years you got to know Cordelia; working with her, befriending her, carrying her home from the bar one night when she got far too drunk, letting her cry into your shoulder when her job became too real and she could feel her mother's words hanging over her head.
When you started falling for the woman with those beautiful brown eyes.
Somehow, her eyes were now your favourite colour.
Not brown- brown wasn't simply the word for the colour. Cordelia's eyes were the colour of aged whiskey. Sometimes they were the only two safe shots of tequila that you could see. Sometimes they were a beautiful milk chocolate dotted with exposed honeycomb. Once when she had asked you to help her decorate the garden for the Summer Equinox- she had given Zoe enough money to take the girls on a field trip for the day so she could give the girls a little party. You stood watching her in her denim shorts and her white button up. When she had stepped back and put her arm around you to admire both of your handy work you could have sworn her eyes were glowing like fresh magma.
Her hand lay on your waist a split second too long.
You had fallen in love with the Supreme.
"Yo, bitch!" Madison Montgomery's usual entrance phrase disturbed you from your imagination. You raised your brow and smirked.
"Yes, Madison?"
The blonde took her sunglasses off her face and closed them with a slight snap. "The girls want to know if you wanna come to play Pysch! with us," she said. Her lips were curled in what could almost be described as a friendly smile. You were one of the few honoured to know that under Madison's bitchy white girl facade there was actually a very sweet someone lurking under there.
You thought for a moment and put your pen down. "I won't be long- I just have to log these last few names and I'll be there," you tell her. Madison rolled her eyes and waved her hand, the pen lifted itself and wrote the last thirteen names within seconds. "You're done. Let's go, Y/N."
Madison didn't even give you a minute to say anything before she walked out of the room. "Come on, bitch. Don't make me use my powers!" she called from the hallway, finally motivating you to move.
The girls sat in a circle in Zoe's bedroom. Lights off. Candles lit.
Zoe, Queenie, Mallory, and Coco were indulged in their phones for the game. Madison turned to you and held up her phone to show you the question. "What is Zoe's deepest, darkest secret?" she read. "You gotta answer it and the person with the most votes wins. It lasts for ten rounds and it can be fucking hilarious."
Zoe's face was red with laughter at the answers. "She's not actually a witch- that's not even funny," she gasped through cackles. She then sobered slightly. "She likes to watch Danny Devito movies while masturbating and screaming 'I am a dirty man'."
Madison was the only one who chortled at that.
You joined the game and got your best answers ready in your head. "If Madison got arrested tomorrow what would it be for?"
Madison rolled her eyes and muttered something about knowing exactly what everyone was about to answer. You smirked slightly, sensing her slight apprehension.
Prostitution.
Murder. Third-degree.
Fucking up the brakes on a bus full of frat boys.
Public Nudity.
"Gosh, you're so original," she muttered, glaring right at Zoe, who just shrugged.
"It's the rules of the game, bitch. Go all in, don't get offended," she replied.
The game pinged for the next question.
"What is on Y/N's mind right now?"
Coco gave a loud "Ha!" and typed quickly, along with the other girls who were all typing as quickly as possible to get their answers in first.
A quiet knock came from the other side of the door and Cordelia poked her head around. "Sorry to interrupt, girls. Y/N, could I borrow you for a moment?" she asked, voice sweet and angelic. You bounced up as soon as she finished the sentence and obliged straight away. You were met with a sweet smile.
Madison flicked her brows. "Speak of the devil," she muttered, winking at Delia's slightly confused face. As you left, your phone pinged to announce the results just before you left the game.
Cordelia 🥵🥵🥵
Delia. I ship it <3
Getting knuckle deep finger fucked by the HWIC
French fries
You quickly shut off your phone screen before Cordelia could see.
"What's the matter, Delia?" You asked, practically skipping alongside her. There was a vibrant air of satisfaction between you.
Cordelia shook her head, her blonde hair bobbing with her movements. “I just wanted to know if you’d like to go out.”
You felt your heart stop. “Go out?”
Cordelia looked hurt by the confusion on your face.
“Yes. Would you like to join me in the garden?”
“Oh,” you realised, slightly disappointed. “I would love to.”
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"For the love of Hades. Right, I don’t mean to sound rude or anything because I have some understanding that lesbians are fucking useless because of the fear of appearing to be predatory because the media is an asshole,” Madison continued. “But I don’t really think any of us can eat at this table anymore without choking on the fucking sexual tension between the both of you.”
Cordelia looked shocked. “It’s not that-”
“I’m a fucking mindreader! You do get that I can fucking hear the things that you say in your head about what you want to do to Y/N? I’m one gutter minded bitch and not even I’m creative enough to come up with that shit while I’m eating my fucking apple turnover!”
You blushed hard and chuckled.
Madison’s neck snapped towards you. “Oh, and don’t getting me fucking started on you! Do you know how fucking unsanitary it would be to carry out your little fantasies of fucking Cordy on the kitchen counter? Not even for us but the amount of fucking crumbs that would work into your nooks and crannies would be like trying to spring clean Myrtle's fucking hair! "
“Don’t be ridiculous,” Cordelia chuckled nervously. Her face turning a shade of red. “I’m sure Y/N’s got plenty of better options.”
Madison dropped her face in her hands and rubbed her temples. “God, you bitches are going to put fucking years on my skin.”
“Oh, give me a break, Madison.”
Cordelia stumbled foward slightly, having been tripped up by some unseeable force and sending her tumbling into you. Her hands lay against your chest for that split second too long once more.
Your lips parted for a moment and your breath hitched as you both watched Madison smirk and leave the room. It felt like your heart was beating at a thousand miles an hour. You surroundings were unnoticable to you now; replaced by unidentifiable whirls of colour and light. Your hand rested flat on Cordelia’s cheek. It was different this time. Not the spark, that had been there every time you touched. It was the fact that you were both too slow to ignore the ignition that started in your chests.
You saw her eyebrows falter from their previously confident expression, like all of her preparation and barriers and walls had fallen down and she was too slow to replace them. Cordelia pursed her lips, presumably trying to figure out what she should say to you. Again, she was too slow as you inhaled sharply and thrust yourself forward to catch her lips.
Delia was quick to mould herself to the curves of your front, hands falling to the small of your back on a collision course as she backed you into the dining room table. You smoothed your hands over the contours of her jaw, her collar bones, breasts, hips like you were a master pianist playing a brilliant concerto. Her body was the only instrument you longed to play; her moans the only melody that you longed to draw from her.
As her lips glided across your own, everything came together like pieces into place. You thought back one of those late nights in the kitchen. The way Delia’s fingers had so enthusiastically laced through yours during the late night in the kitchen when you had both stayed up until the wee hours of the morning talking about life. How the witch had turned the radio on and taken your hand while you danced to some song by REO Speedwagon. Twirling you through the night. “Can’t fight this feeling” was the song. Ironic, now that you thought about it. It seemed as though fighting her feelings was what she had been doing the entire time.
She twirled you around in the light of the dim television and the refrigerator when the songs were upbeat, even going as far as dipping you and pulling you up again. Bare thighs against your own in her shorts and oversized shirt. When the songs that were played were slower, she was more gentle. Until eventually you swayed in a slow two-step, your head against her chest, and hers against yours. The air was thick with something pure. Something untouched.
You had no idea why you ever just thought this was something two best friends did. More so, you had no idea why you didn’t lean back and dip into her lips and allow your souls to dance the waltz that they were so clearly destined for.
Cordelia’s thumb and finger lay on either side of your jaw as she continued to kiss you as if her soul depended on it. Her fingers interlocked with yours against the table.
She broke away, tears had fallen down her cheeks and made your heart melt. “Oh-ho,” you chuckled, mouth agape at her sight. “Why the tears, my love?”
Cordelia laughed, wiping away her tears. “I’ve longed to do that for so long,” she replied. “So, so long.”
You chuckled at her sweetness and the display of pure love that you were so unaccustomed to.
“I fell in love with you, Y/N. I don’t think I will ever stop falling in love with you. You’ve created this storm of beautiful chaos in me,” she continued. “Do you remember that night where I was really sleepy, so you let me just stay in your room? How I had fallen asleep on top of you by accident and you wrapped your arms around me and hummed a lullaby?”
You nodded, remember the feeling of waking up with the Supreme in your arms.
“I was wide awake,” she told you. A delicate smile arose.
You chuckled into her touch.
“Oh, sweetheart,” you replied, drawing her closer, her blonde hair twirled in your fingers. “I know you were.”
#ahs#ahs imagines#cordelia goode#cordelia foxx#cordelia goode x reader#cordelia foxx x reader#wilhemina venable#wilhemina venable x reader#billie dean howard#billie dean howard x reader#lana winters#lana winters x reader#sally mckenna#sally mckenna x reader
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Complicated Past
Rating: General
Words: 864
Fandoms: Apex Legends
Relationships: Horizon | Mary Somers & Valkyrie | Kairi Imahara
Characters: Valkyrie | Kairi Imahara, Horizon | Mary Somers
Additional tags: Minor Loba Andrade/Valkyrie | Kairi Imahara, Past Horizon | Mary Somers/Ash | Ashleigh Reid
Summary: Kairi gets grouped up with Horizon and Ash. Horizon seems to be having a bad day and Kairi decides to check on her.
Story below the cut or in AO3 here
Valkyrie had been put in a squad with Ash and Horizon for today's game. Not her first choice, but she has to admit both of them were good. She always prefers to be with Loba though, instead of being put to be against her. Hopefully they wouldn't be crossing paths today.
Grabbing some heavy ammunition for the 30-30 she had picked up earlier, she scans the area around and realizes Horizon to be nowhere to be seen.
"Ash, would you happen to know where the Doctor has gone?" she asks Ash who's currently trying to decide if she should switch her C.A.R. to the R-99 she had just found. She seems to decide against it and turns to Kairi.
"I am a doctor too you know," she answers, "but no, I don't know where Somers is."
"I'll jet up to scan the area and maybe I'll see her," Kairi says and boosts up to the sky.
"Doctor Somers, where are you?" She hears Ash call over the comms.
"At ma limit with ya," is Somers' answer.
"Come now Mary, we have to work together," Ash says with her ever stoic voice, but Kairi would bet she was slightly frustrated.
"Ya don't get tae call me Mary anymore," comes a harsh response.
Kairi whistles low. Drama. But then she spots Somers emptying a supply bin behind a building.
"Found her," she comms Ash, pings the location and dives towards Somers.
Once she's back on the ground she makes her way towards Somers, who's in the middle of switching to a higher level magazine. As she drops some of the ammunition she's been loading, Kairi hears her angrily mutter something she can't quite catch. Though she could swear it was something along the lines of "stupid heartless toaster".
"You alright Doc?"
"Aye. Newt an' I just wanted some peace an' quiet," she answers while the drone lets out a couple unsure beebs.
"You sure? That didn't sound too convincing to me."
"Nothin' ya need tae worry aboot dear."
"It's clearly bothering you, you're not one to not cooperate with your teammates. What happened between you and Ash?" She decides to still push.
Somers let's out a sad chuckle, "What didn't? Wee bit bad time for this, isnea it?"
"Guess so," she answers back.
I'll just find her after the match. She clearly needs to talk to someone.
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They didn't end up winning but at least their squad didn't come across Loba's, who actually ended up winning. After some celebrations Kairi manages to leaves the bar and Loba to look for Somers.
"So you and Ash, huh?" Kairi asks Somers as she walks into her lab later that evening.
"That obvious?" Somers answers without even lifting her gaze from her papers.
"Eh, not necessarily. I just happen to have a really good eye for lesbian drama," Kairi says and waits for Somers to chuckle, which she does. Then she gets to the point, "What actually happened between you two?"
"You dinnae need tae worry aboot that darlin'."
"Trust me, I wouldn't normally, but it's clearly something that's affecting your performance and I'd rather have you at your best if we're grouped up again."
Somers sighs and motions Kairi to take the empty seat in the lab. She puts her papers away in a file and picks up a pen that she fiddles with as she starts speaking.
"Reid came tae work under me while I was tryin' to figure out the energy crisis. She has a bloody brilliant mind an' we were sure we'd be able to do it together, which we did, eventually. We would work side by side long hours usually to the point she'd tell me to go home to my son. An' well, I fell in love, we did, or so I thought." Couple silent beats and Somers lets out a sad chuckle. "She betrayed me the last time I saw her as a human an' not that eedjit blender. She's the reason I'm here 87 years in the future instead of bein' back home with my boy."
"Wow, that's- I'm, that's way more complicated that I thought it would be. My last girlfriend cheated, that's more what I was expecting," Kairi says.
"The funny thing is, I don't think she'd do that to me. Sure she tried to kill me, but I don't think she'd actually want to hurt me."
"But she did, you're clearly hurting."
"I know. That's why it hurts so bad an' why I can't forgive her no matter how much my heart wants tae. But you're doin' better, aren't ya darlin'? I've seen ya with Loba," Somers says with a light smile towards her.
Kairi smirks. "I guess so. She's- nice but I'm unsure what exactly she wants. Lesbian drama is not fun when you're in it."
Somers laughs at that, "tell me aboot it."
They sit in silence for a bit then Somers gets up.
"Thanks, Petal. I actually needed that. But I have tae get back to work."
"Yeah, of course. Goodnight Doctor."
Kairi leaves the lab and Somers behind. After a story like that she could use another drink and possibly Loba's presence.
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Fast and Furious(ly)
Summary: A follow up to “it’s over”, for @band--psycho‘s bingo; prompt is Car Sex. WARNING: Sexual content 18+ only please!
6 p.m – Friday night
You’d walked into the club house feeling pretty ok. It had been a long day but nothing you’d been unable to handle. Tig had been driving you up the wall with trying to make amends for his straying dick. He’d been shooting for the two of you to try again, much to your displeasure. The boys could only do so much to keep him at bay, you knew, but the fact lay in that Tig was tap dancing on your last good nerve, especially when he insisted that your sister was just a lay that happened while drunk. Your sister too for that matter...
She’d been so apologetic, fat tears running down her face as she she sobbed for your forgiveness. Begging you to listen, trying to convince you that he’d only been a lay. That they’d fallen in bed just for sex. You remember yelling something and telling her to got to hell. You’d been avoiding going to TM’s ever since you’d found them together two months ago. In that time your brother-in-law, Ben, had come back from deployment. You’d been happy he was back safe and sound but knew shit would hit the fan sooner rather than later, and it would not be you who started the shit fest.
/Flashback – two weeks ago/
Everything had come to a head, as you’d predicted, during a family picnic. Ben had been so happy to see everyone again and everyone had been honestly happy to see him too. Half-Sac had been more than happy to sit with him and talk military and how Sac as adorable as he is landed in the rink with the sons. Ben looked impressed, you hoped to God he wasn’t thinking joining up but hey, what's more than family?
You’d been on the other side of the park looking at the vintage Dodge Charger Happy had driven in, more like drooling.
“Never thought you’d be into cars little girl,” the tattooed biker said with a small grin.
You shrug and say, “My dad used to buy and restore old cars. I grew up with the smell of oil and sound of power tools, its kind of why I feel at home here.”
“Well that and that you actually know your shit right?” He said knowingly.
You shrug with a smirk, “And between you and me, I lost my ladyhood in the back of 69′ mustang. There really is nothing like doing it in a muscle car.”
Happy choked on his beer and looked at you as if for the first time.
You gave him a saucy wink
But before he could say anything else, your heard Opie tell Lyla to take the kids back to the club and keep em there.
Lyla did as done and you turned to see your sister in tears and Ben looking like someone had killed him.
“Is it true!?” Ben yelled at your sister, “Did you really fuck ten years of marriage down the drain for nothing!?”
You saw Jax hide behind Chibs who gave him a knowing look.
Your sister was in tears apologizing for all she was worth, which currently was nothing.
What made you mad was Gemma getting in your face about hurting Tiggy. It took Happy, Chibs, Jax, Bobby, and Opie to keep you from beating her ass in. You’d proven to the club a long time ago that you had the balls to do shit others couldn’t do. That included knocking the queen of SAMCRO down a peg...or ten.
Happy had swept you into his car and drove away allowing for you to get some much needed air.
/End flashback/
“You got everything set kiddo?” Bobby asked, coming into the club and setting the last crate of booze on the bar top.
“Yep, just need to count these in and then set up for opening,” you said with a large smile.
“There she is,” the biker looking at you with a happy nod.
“What?” You asked curiously.
“I’ve not seen you smile like that since Tig decided to commit boyfriend suicide,” he said honestly.
You sighed but nodded appreciating Bobby’s blunt honesty.
“I hope to see that smile on your face more darlin,” he said with a smile of his own making his way to the back.
“Make me food and I’ll smile all you like papa,” you say with laugh as you counted the bottles.
“Done!” He called out laughing as he went.
You shook your head and picked up a couple of cold ones to take to Happy and Chibs who were at the pool table.
“There’s the wee lassie!” Chibs called out boisterously as he saw you approach.
You laughed at his antics and let him pull you into a hug.
“How’s a girl supposed to live with you as her big brother?” You asked teasingly, pulling away to hand Happy his own beer.
“Ya ain’ tha’s what,” he said with laugh as Happy pulled you to his side and pressed a tender kiss to your temple.
“Ya do righ’ by ‘er or no one will find your body,” Chibs said seriously to Happy.
Happy gave a short nod and the men came to an understanding.
You blushed deeply as you realized that you were truly cared for here. The moment was ruined by a commotion coming from right outside the bar.
“You’ve got to be shittin’ me,” Chibs said with a sigh.
You walked out to find Tig and Ben whaling at each other as hard as they could.
Some crow eaters and stragglers surrounded them as your sister looked on panicked and clearly distraught.
“Fuck me, I knew God should have made me a lesbian,” you say walking back into the bar.
You felt Chibs and Happy stare at you as you made your way inside.
Bobby saw you pick up a ten gallon bucket and fill it to the brim with water and lots of ice.
“I’m gonna...go do something,” he said as he saw the look on your face.
You walked back out bucket in hand getting wide eyed looks from Chibs, Happy and the rest of the boys.
“Thats enough assholes!” You yelled before promptly pouring the bucket over the fighting men.
“What the hell!” They yelled out ready to pounce when they saw it was you who’d done it.
You looked Ben in the eyed and honestly said, “Yes she fucked Tig, yes she saw a chance while he was drunk and took it, no it doesn’t excuse Tig guilt fucking her every other time the fucked and no I’m not ready to forgive either of them. You’re a decorated military soldier, act like it.”
Tig had never been scared of you but right now, he knew you were done.
“And you, quit coming around Chibs trying to see me,” you said anger and hurt seeping through, “You killed us the moment you fucked her, the moment you didn’t come clean, and the moment you thought playing dumb was the way to go. Quit trying to save something that burned Alexander and us both a favor and stop trying to win me back.”
He gave a shaky nod that he’d understood.
That done you made your way back inside ignoring your sister’s cries for you.
From then on two things happened, you and Happy grew closer. With him looking out for you closer than the other boys, and Ben made himself a more or less permanent fixture at the club house. He kept to himself most times which worried you. You feared his PTSD would be triggered bad after finding out about your sister. But to your relief, and surprise, Half-Sac had glued himself to Ben’s side.
Happy gave you an appraising look and said, “I have something to show you.”
“Oh really?” You asked with a smirk.
“Don’t you go thinking about asking what either,” he said playfully serious, “It’s a surprise.”
“Ok, fine...keep your secrets,” you said pulling yourself onto the bar top to give him a quick peck.
Before he could pull you over you looked over his shoulder at Opie who was caveman carrying your sister out of the bar.
“I’m not sure if I'm surprised or disappointed,” you said honestly, “Question is if she was here for Ben or if she was looking for familiar pastures.”
Happy gave her a look and noticed Half-Sac consoling Ben, “I think she was here for the soldier.”
“For all her hot bloodedness, (S/N) really did love him,” you said with a sigh letting Happy pull you over the bar top and onto his lap, “Doesn’t excuse what she did though.”
He nodded agreeing with your assessment and said, “You are off as of now little girl.”
“Oh am I really,” you said with a teasing grin, “Says who?”
Happy growled lowly in your ear giving your exposed thigh a firm smack.
It had been some time since you’ve felt this publicly and openly loved. Tig would love on you like a bitch in heat, but this tenderness was something you’d not experienced since the beginning of that relationship. The blend of hot and tender you got from Happy is something else.
“Stand up little girl,” he said after he finished his beer.
You nodded to Half-Sac who understood and took over giving you a saucy wink as you stood and let Happy drag you to the garage of the clubhouse where the boys’ personal vehicles were.
“Pull the cover of that one in the back,” he said nodding a tarp covered car.
You did as told and pulled the cover to reveal something akin to Dom Toretto’s Dodge Charger.
“How–” You started to ask your eyes wide in awe and wonder.
“Trust me you don't wanna know,” Happy said seriously.
“Did you kill someone for this?” You asked seriously, you were not about to accept blood money or anything of the sort if it came through the club’s less than stellar dealings.
“No!” He said loudly in alarm, “I just...Uh, it was one of my first fixers.”
You gave him an astonished look.
“You’re giving me, one of your...” You looked at the sleek black 70s car in shock, “You can’t give me this.”
“Why not? You’re my woman now,” he said seriously walking to you slowly pinning you against the car, “And as my woman...I will treat you like the queen you deserve to be treated as.”
You gasped as your butt hit the side of the car.
“And may your queen make a request?” You asked breathlessly.
“Hm.”
You took a hand that was at your hip and put on your cloth covered mound.
“I need you,” you said before gasping as he applied pressure as he ran his and over you.
“Here?” He asked eyes burning with desire.
You smirked and said, “I’ve a surprise for you. Why don’t you pull down these shorts and find out what it is?”
He smirked and yanked your biker shorts down to reveal you wearing nothing underneath.
“This for me?” he asked running his middle finger along your outer folds.
You nod with a sigh that turned into a full moan as you felt it slip between them and tease your entrance and clit.
“So wet already little girl?” He asked as he felt the wetness.
You nod and moaned loudly as ran a finger over your clit.
“I want to hear you scream,” he said sultrily as he pressed open mouth kisses on your neck.
And scream you would, he pushed you onto the side of the car and made quick work of his pants before pulling one of your legs over his hip.
Twin moans escaped echoed as he entered you for the first time.
“Harder daddy,” you moaned as he gave an experimental thrust.
He happily obliged and kicked up the pace while at it.
You held on for dear life as kicked up the pace, the sounds of moans and wet kisses taking over you as you felt your pleasure build.
Unbeknownst to the two of you, the boys were having a moment. Tig looked like someone had blown up his bike, Jax was on the floor laughing, Opie and Bobby were as red as tomatoes the older of the two murmuring about not having the health strength to handle hearing the woman he considers his kid fucking one of his brothers.
“Look’s like she found her match then,” Chibs said with a snigger.
Tig threw him dirty look.
“What!? Sorry to say this brotha but while you may have fucked her...Hap’s fucking her up,” Juice said in complete honesty.
Bobby rolled his eyes and left before he punched someone a new hole.
Half-Sac and Ben shared knowing looks as Sac nuzzled Ben’s neck.
“Happy,” you gasped as you panted.
“Looks like she doesn’t like white man dick,” the young man said matter of factly.
This only made Jax laugh harder and Tig look even more devastated.
“You gonna come for me girl?” He asked reaching between the two of you to rub clit.
You came with a scream.
Ben gave a low whistle and said, “I met (S/N) through (Y/N) in college, (Y/N) was a wild woman I swear on my daddy’s grave. SO much so she invited me to bed with one of her best friends....Now I’m not saying I'd jump her cuz I see her as sister but son of a bitch do I regret not joining that particular duo.”
Half-Sac whistled and pulled ben to where his dorm was grinning from ear to ear saying, “Oh this daddy is mine.”
Chibs went to Tig and said, “The next time the good lord gives you the privilege of being with a good woman to fuck it up ya feck.”
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My Reading This Week:
This is that stuff I have started, finished, or continued reading this wee! (So far not including articles for school, but maybe future editions of this style will) I'm trying to find something to do to catalogue the books I read for if twitter goes down sometime soon, but also to give myself a space to catalogue progress through things that take a while to read, or don't have a real point of being "done."
If I do this again, then the formatting will be subject to change as I do this more and come to conclusions about what works best about this for me! I also might move this to a non-tumblr blog, but right now tumblr suits me fine.
Started & Finished:
Delicious In Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi, volumes 10-11 by Ryoko Kui and translated by Taylor Engel
This manga delights me so so much. I love the art style and the tonal dissonance and all the characters and just... *chef's kiss* mwah. While reading these the other day I kept leaning over to my friend to show him panels I really liked. I'm actually considering tracking down where to read the chapters translated by fans before the official english volume translations come out bc i don't want to WAIT longer than I absolutely have to. But I also have enough to read already
A Restless Truth by Freya Marske
What's up, it's my brand, queer historical romance with fantasy elements! AND this has murder mystery elements too. This could not be more my shit. I don't tend to preorder books because I am... bad at buying books that I want to read? But I did actually preorder an ebook copy of this as a little gift for myself after I read A Marvellous Light, and I found this so delightful that I could not stop my hands moving. This books wins the coveted "made me jump up and down" prize, and the prize of immediately being recommended to a lesbian friend. Also @ Freya Marske's agent, I would have read the ghost threesome, how dare you keep it from me.
Started & Ongoing:
Boy Oh Boy by Zachary Doss
A very dear friend recommended this book to me after [redacted] last year and I finally got around to picking up a copy through Libby and starting to read it. It is very weird. But I think I'm enjoying it? And yeah, I can see why Tort recommended this to me in the wake of All That.
Ongoing Reads:
Blood Sisters: Vampire Stories by Women edited by Paula Guran
See it is big anthology books like this which are the first reason for the 'just plain ongoing' section. Tort also gave/recommended this one to me, if I am remembering correctly, because I am of course a vampire lover, of both the monstrous and scary-sexy variety. (Gosh this is a Tortoise heavy post) Anyway, I've tried reading a bunch of these in one sitting and can't really do it, so what I'll try is to read one short story from this collection per novella or novel that I read, so that I can make continued progress through it. So far I have read the first five stories in it:
A Princess of Spain by Carrie Vaughn Shipwrecks Above by Caitlín R. Kiernan The Fall of the House of Blackwater by Freda Warrington In Memory of... by Nancy Kilpatrick Where the Vampires Live by Storm Constantine
Aurora by Red (of Overly Sarcastic Productions)
comics with no end in current sight are the second reason for an ongoing section! This is fun, tropey fantasy fluff. This one updates three times a week and I do try to keep up, so to avoid being repetitive I probably won't mention it again unless i feel like there's something i Must say about it. but I feel good about finally having a place to say "hey! I'm reading this right now!"
There we go! Attempt number one of a non-twitter reading log, with all of the (non-school related) reading I did this week (and a bit before with that anthology). Also. this may or may not be the most formally formatted posts I have made to tumblr since I made those name-meaning posts for a bunch of homestuck characters, so please appreciate the effort I made
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Okay, so I don’t know if anyone will ever see this, but here goes...
When I played KH1 as a wee little lass, I somehow spent the whole game thinking Sora was a girl.
Yes, I heard the other characters calling “her” a boy, but I was convinced they were mistaken. (Childhood logic?)
I was also convinced it was a love story between two girls, where girl #1 thinks she can’t possibly win over her male competition and finds out otherwise.
Now, like, maybe it’s just me being a dumbass lesbian...but I honestly believe certain aspects of the love story work better if they’re both girls. Like why Sora never just spits it out. If Sora becomes a girl, then Sora moves out of “too dumb to get it” territory and into “terrified young lesbian” territory.
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