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colin "my wife" bridgerton almost went off
#HE WAS ABOUT TO POUNCE#a wife man through and through#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#polin#polinedit#dailybridgerton#bridgertonblr#tvedit#televisiongifs#*mine#it takes colin a split second's pause to get him to defend his wife and i love that about him
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did somebody say dadkarios
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#galemance#dadkarios#pregnancy cw#just a man and his slightly terrifying wife and goblin offspring#the sign won’t stop her because she can read but she’s ignoring it#this was inevitable we all knew it was coming#i almost regret spending so much time on these but they’re so pretty#i love decorating the wizard tower#side note have you ever had a baby pull your hair it fucking HURTS#they’re out for blood from day one#spoilers for future stuff but poor cyra goes through fucking HELL with that baby and it looks nothing like her#also i'm fully a gale abs denialist. where's his tummy you cowards make him Soft
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Daemon in his Housecoat in Hotd 2x04
#house of the dragon#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#hotd#matt smith#hotdedit#costume design#perioddramaedit#daemon tripping in his housecoat in the haunted mansion#running barefoot through harrenhall#he is basicly mr rochester at this point#minus the mad wife in the in the attic of course#instead he got a spooky witch#i never thought i would find a man in a nightgown attractive
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every comic i read gets me more and more angry about his portrayal in the movies and media
#kidnapping him for all of x2#killing him in the first few minutes of last stand#they used him as a hindrance for logan and jean’s relationship in all three of movies#and it makes me SICK#he did not go through 60 years of fearless leading for this to be all he’s worth#he is such a multi dimensional character#some please let him be more than ‘hey don’t touch my wife’#scott summers#let scott summers live man#scott summers needs a hug#x men#x men films#love his portrayal in evolution though#they get him better than bryan singer ever will#x men evolution#x men 97 is on thin ice#because why is king barely there….#but 92 is chill#x men 97#x men 92#jean grey#cyclops#all of these issues would be solved if the comic writers let go and listened to the throuple triggers#scogean#wolverine#logan howlett
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Men are actually so insecure it’s an actual Shakespearean tragedy that I’m attracted to them ever
#They’re all so insecure and unlikable like it shouldn’t be that I’m not comfy talking ab myself w any man ever bc they’re#So insecure and all they do is project and compare and feel threatened LIKE who wants that#Imagining me in 10 yrs being some loser guy’s wife is like actually no#They’re all so unlikable#It’s becoming actual pressure to talk to them bc they’re so insecure omfg should I be single forever#But I feel like I go through a lot of single stretches between bad guy experiences#Should I DIE I don’t like any of them
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Prompt 242
He looks the same as he had that fateful day, a storm raging around him and risking sending the ship down into the abyss. Hair whipping in the wind as the sky roars its deadly challenge echoed by the beasts they all sought to bring down those centuries ago.
It looks just as human as they- that is to say not at all, not anymore. A body twisted, sand and lightning melding into a molten sea ever-expanding. Its eyes as gold as the treasure it guards, brilliant blues and greens dancing across bodies in sigils unknown.
It looks exactly as it did that time ago, smile dancing on its lips as the sky opened up in torrents, like blood gushing from a wound. “You’re free to go,” it says, in words they understand and words they don’t. “You don’t have to stay here any longer.”
“Where will we go?” They ask, so very tired of this eternal battle, of being trapped in crashing waves and storms of water and sand. Being tossed one way and the other, never able to go home, for home was gone long ago.
It looks up, their own gaze following, the ship crashing through the dredges of a storm they had thought eternal. And for the first time in eternities, they see them. The stars. Dancing and dripping from a serpentine form that cradles the Sun and Moon, smiling down to the beast and them alike.
And so, they take from the seas, and take to the stars instead.
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Storm Core Tucker#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Look I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some trapped spirits from one of Tucker’s past lives#let liminals/ghosts be eldritch to normal people#Why yes the eternal trio are now Ancients#No ghost king Danny here just space man who loves his husband & wife#they might have accidentally made a few cults#And the other ancients aren’t helping they’re cooing about it#like its babies first drawing or something#they’re just tryin to fix this shit that was done through these dimensions a while ago#Sam might have been behind the league of assassins accidentally#Time travel & dimension travel is honestly part of their normal#Sun Core Dan#Moon Core Ellie#Dan & Ellie cackle at them until they get dragged into the accidental pantheon too#Dan gets revenge by telling the mortals that Danny/Phantom/etc is his mother which causes misunderstandings#You know how creation and god myths can get lmao#Ellie claims different things to each dimension and giggles mischeviously#Also feel free to do any sort of crossover or multiple crossovers#Danny Phantom#danny phantom crossover#dp x marvel#dp x mcu#dpxmarvel#eternal trio
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Saitama 13
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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hi everyone. letting you all know that i find the clicker game about the guy who likes clicking. the one called clickolding. that one. it's. hhot
#clickolding#something something objectum control power dynamics anonymity in intimacy desperation for the mundane etc#it's not abt the clicks themselves. it's abt the clickold and his reaction to it. it's abt how much he loves that clicker#he trusts YOU and ONLY YOU with that clicker. but he doesn't trust you enough to show his face#something something ''the waves inside me would break another man''#sorry it's Hot what do you want me to say#starboy.exe#congratulations followers you now know something way too embarrassing abt me :D#edit: OMG HE HAS A WIFE TOO??? BRO... SORRY THE DEAL KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER EVERY PASSING CLICK#one thing abt me is that i love the fantasy of a straight/straight-passing guy having a weird queer sidepiece. even if his is a clicker#like the Object of the clicker. we're just the vessel through which he gets the clicks#but i mean. sorry. i'm oversharing lmao#i have a thing for unsettling men. idk what that's called other than bad taste generally
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odysseus the moment when, for the first time in 20 years, nobody is trying to kill him: whelp, guess it's time to kms
#epic the musical#like he's so real for that#it just makes me giggle#also the fact that ruthlessness is mercy#in this case being ruthless to himself is the only mercy against the voices in his head#also also the fact that he became the monster#i.e. the thing he is now fighting#man vs monster to man vs self pipeline is the same battle#also also the fact that he chose his life over everyone else's and is immediately like#fuck#actually i don't want this#but not just because of the guilt#which would do it for any mortal#but because he's battled hunger and storms and monsters and gods to get home to his wife#and now he's on a literal magic prison that makes it IMPOSSIBLE for him to get home to his wife and kid#the only thing he wants to do#like no wonder he's going through it#“please let me close my eyes” king i love you#you may have killed a baby and your idea of greeting the world with open arms is pre-poisoning wine with lotus juice but i still love you#at least the musical version#fae rambles#odysseus
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#columbo#season 7#try and catch me#just the otha day my wife showed me this lovely film of a car makin its way through a winding hillside road only for a scary man to pop up
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jjk manga ending in 5 chapters? that takes us to september 30th and you wanna know why that’s significant?
it’s ten days after the supposed ‘death’ of gojo’s, and half of ten is actually five, which is also the remaining chapters left of jjk, and because we wrap up shinjuku next week, there’ll be four chapters remaining, four being the number of letters in gojo’s name, and that’s an even number. keeping that in mind, gojo has the six eyes which (you guessed it) also happens to be an even number, and the number of letters in his first name, and a positive plus a positive makes another positive, therefore gojo has to return in one of these final chapters because it’d make us all very positive :)
#gojo will live#gojo#satoru gojo#my man my man my man#as his wife through and through it’s my job to make sure i get this info out#he will be returning (idc if the manga ends)#i’m waiting pookie#(gege i am going to unmask you this is not a drill)#gojo satoru#my gojo#my princess#my bbg#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#shinjuku#shinjuku arc#come back gojo >:(#come back and don’t even fight#go HOME#i’ll deal with that four armed tarantula#ugly ass#with so much neck#an unecessary amount#how does that thing even breathe#meanwhile my satoru is so majestic#a beauty#and then there’s the BEAST (looking at you unkuna)
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There is nothing funnier than the image of Price and his stereotypical pretty housespouse both going through a series of emotions when he brings home the human equivalent of a stray cat that is Nikolai, and realizing that a) Oh god he's hot and b) Oh god he's hot and I think I might like him
#pov: you are price's partner and now you're staring at an absolute brickhouse of a man going to town on the food you made for him#price either goes through a bisexual awakening or spends the next two hours googling cuckoldry#personally I'd cheat on price in a heartbeat if nik were sitting across from me but maybe im just built differently#pricenik#nikprice#nikpricereader???#nikolai x reader#price x reader#obligatory cheating is wrong#unless it's nikolai then yeah I get it#my friend called him a dirty russian scoundrel and that's how price describes him#this entire situation is just a romcom of price crying to himself bc he likes his wife/husband AND nik and his spouse going#“why not both” like that old commercial#mentally im off today and you can tell
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I think it’s equally heartbreaking and hilarious that obi-wan never quite says he misses Anakin, in fact often rues the fact that Skywalkers and their special brand of chaos seem to plague his life, but also every other line is reminiscent and nostalgic and sad about how anakin always forgot to pack his socks or the look on his face the first time he saw rain or how he’d use the chosen one thing to wheedle extra desserts
#this is all obi wan thinks about in a certain point of view man#this kid haunts him like a ghost he just can’t shake his whole life and that’s both so compelling and so tragic#the kid you raised murders the family who raised you and you still love him#he tries to kill you and everyone else you care for and you still love him#his wife dies and you hide his kids and he hunts you down and you still love him#through it all obi wan loves anakin skywalker which is why they both died on mustafar and why both of their lightsabers were buried#there will always be a part of obi wan kenobi that loves anakin skywalker#which is why the only men on the Death Star could be darth Vader and Ben- hense why the second he boards Vader is only ‘darth’#birdtalksstarwars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#NOT SHIP
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just so you know I'll never recover from the ending of magi like yeah in general it left me devistated but Jafar's final appearance being him back in the sindria robes still with this just steadfast never ending belief in a man who he devoted his life to and who then in return betrayed him on such a fundamental level. like im gutted.
#:v#jafar magi#Magi#the only way I can describe the ending from Jafar's perspective is cruel like that's the only word#how they end out his character. back where he started waiting on sin. I can't man I literally can't#sinja#in spirit#Like it's worse than kill your gays it's leave ur gay abandoned and waiting for his dead husband to return#Hes literally a 1920s house wife leaning against the window wistfully wondering when his husband will return from war#Like I do enjoy this emotion from fiction but I'm not sure it was the intended effect#I need to lie down#Jafar makes me so miserable BRING HIS HUSBAND BACK#where's my ''jafar I'm home'' for post magi .#He's still waiting on sin to come back. he still believes in him#what's more heartwrenching Jafar's last interaction with him being jafar thinking he had really gotten through to sin when it was a lie#or that not even being enough for Jafar to lose his faith in Sinbad.#I can't fucking do this#It was such a come to grace moment for Jarfar too#He was literally pleading with Sinbad he was so desperate to get through to him#all love and devotion and faith and Sinbad threw that all back in his face and betrayed him#AND JAFAR IS STILL THERE. WAITING. HOPING. LOVING.#IM GONNA VOMIT
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Mortal attachments and when trying to build up your henchman goes terribly wrong.
#ffxiv#sketch#comic#solus zos galvus#emet selch#oc#atticus van simularus#local man comes back to the front after to losing his wife and village to a very protective legatus#it made atticus very loyal to emet at least#emet selch the biggest tsundere in ilsabard#hydaelyn's biggest fool even#and his terrible habits of getting overly attached through the roles he plays until he's snapped back to reality#also I offer tiny mama empress and baby lucius as well#poor atticus getting rumormilled for being one of the officers that readily works with the merc companies#and emet being more aware of his situation than he initially lets on
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