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not enough stonjourner art out there
#stonjourner#carbink#nacli#archen#dwebble#pokemon#i got so many opinions on that guy but it makes me so sad that if the design was left to cook for longer we'd have something really cool#it's such a shame it ended up being mostly forgotten due to its pretty literal design and not being great in PvP matches bc its lore is fun#you mean to tell me the rocks just walked there ? and also that they can punt you across the field if you mess with them ?#the power spot gimmick could be so cool if it was explained in spinoffs or the anime#like imagine someone that feels pretty weak pairing up with one to get that oomph to push a little further than their limits#or i'd see it being used in pmd by sandwiching stonjourner between strong allies so they benefit from power spot#i think a new form with a different typing or different stats could do it justice tbh#especially since the UK is far from the only country to sport pretty megalithic sites that have folklore around them#i don't feel bad about writing novels in the tags
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I have covid :(
#first time. :( I really thought I could avoid it. :(#we made it to bloody ARIZONA and BACK without getting it!!!! :(#We made it through FOUR YEARS of it being a pandemic without getting it!#At least I'm a few years late to the party and a handful of vaccinations in. Do NOT want to know how bad this would hit me#without those vaccinations#Like I'm pretty much fine just a little feverish and weak#Also: It wasn't ME who brought it home (second worst nightmare) and I wasn't in contact with it while doing stuff at the#nursing home (Absolute WORST case scenario nightmare tbh)#so. Those are both pluses.#Yes I AM and WAS very privileged to be able to go live out in the country with my parents during shutdowns and I am SO grateful#I wish we hadn't decided to leave my fellow disableds behind in the dust with covid#(& I'm not innocent etiher because *I've* gotten lax with masking too except for when going to visit elderly relatives)#kat gets personal#me#if anyone needs me tubi has yee olde Magic School Bus so. That's what I'm doing
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Lula, as soon as the Brazilians are out of Gaza:
"Lula says Israel wants to occupy the Gaza Strip and oust the palestinians"
President Lula also criticizes USA's veto (the only country to veto Brazil's resolution at UN's security council). "It's incomprehensible, inadmissible. That's why we fight to change the UN. 1945's UN is worthless in 2023. That's why we want to change the amount of people and the way it works and end the right of veto."
#going insane that the relatiation was so so obvious#it's high time global south countries pressure to change the un's system#just hope this doesn't end with the us “bringing democracy” to brazil tbh#palestine#brazil#he does defend the weak ass two state solution in this tho 🙄
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i'm actually a little annoyed at how in the first act everyone defaults to the main character being a crusader. in my own view, the mc is more like a very concerned citizen (or a foreigner in my case) who, along with all the other survivors, is trying to help rectify the situation in kenabres.
for instance, my character originally came to the worldwound as a scholar to conduct her own research for personal purposes, and it would be really funny if every time she was called a crusader, she could vehemently deny it, but, alas.
like, i'm overall a little bit upset that the choice of background has no effect on the gameplay, that there isn't a single line of dialogue regarding it… but i'm going off on a tangent.
#i fucking love mythic paths and pwotr overall but i wish someone would acknowledge my girl's regional background yk#just imagine what kind of drama there could be among the same mendevian aristocracy due to the fact#that their country is partially ruled by a person who not only comes from a quite distant country but also treats them with contempt#your country is in a very weak position and everyone thinks that cheliax really wants to annex you#and then suddenly some nexian/vudrani bitch appears and actively pushes herself into mendevian politics#sounds like a fucking nightmare tbh lol#like it was already very scary and anxious but now it’s completely fucked up and no one knows what to expect#pathfinder wrath of the righteous#pathfinder wotr#pwotr#perso
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.....Aaaaand now I'm ill 😭😭😭
#suddenly got a fever last night out of the blue#i feel like shit and didn't sleep at all#of course i don't have ANYTHING not even tissues#i should go to the store and to a pharmacy#but tbh i feel too weak to leave the house#well fuck#what do i do if this isn't better by saturday#there's no way i'm fit to travel like this#for the first time being all alone in a foreign country is kind of scary
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only like 2 months left until i graduate i am going to die
#well. i got into college. so at least i have somewhere to go#gotta. find an apartment. learn to drive. trans my gender. get a job (in order to trans my gender more).#i need to call my boss from my internship and see if i can get a job as an engineering or lab tech tbh#pays same as retail reception warehouse etc but i get to sit on my ass all day and do stuff tangentially related to my degree#doubt they've got parttime positions open tho#and then i could work for a local engineering company as an intern too maybe#but if i end up working for a military contractor ill kill myself#hence options are limited#duke energy is like. such a fucking bad company but they are also#desperately trying to hire ppl to work on clean energy and i need a jooooooob.#also a like. window fitting company told me to keep an eye out for an engineering internship and theyll pay like $12 to $15 an hr#worst comes to worst ill be a receptionist i i jus don't wanna work outside all summer my constitution is weak and Florida summer is strong#anyway. apartment is probably the most urgent matter. and then license bc if i DON'T get an apt then i gotta drive 45 min to college#im like. extremely excited to live on my own and i care so so so much abt my degree and career i just am also looe#like. freaking out abt the amt of stuff i have to do#and thats ignoring like. ap exams and my solidworks certification and my name/document change#and also the looming possibilty that i will need to flee the state/country
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empanadaaaas | carlos sainz x argentine! fem! reader
summary; who would’ve thought that carlos would find a new love after visiting argentina with his girlfriend
fc; rita mota
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03
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[caption 1; 🤍] [caption 2; mi amor with me in my beloved argentina 🫶]
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carlosainz55: 😍😍😍 liked by yourusername !
carlossainz55: vamos argentina ! 🇦🇷
yourusername: and that’s how you win papa l/n over 😁😁
username: not u taking a SPANIARD to latinoamerica ma’am…. STAND UP
yourusername: he’s a cute spaniard tho😞
username: told y’all carlos is for the latinas 💆♀️
username: ugh the wispy bangs r everything
username: i wanna be u
yoursister: tell ur bf to STOP EATING MY EMPANADAS
carlossainz55: ur mom made them for me🤔
yoursister: whatever mamá makes = mine
yourusername: i wish i could get him to stop but he refuses to eat anything else or else he’ll starve 😞😞
yoursister: y tu pobre hermana??? ella está muriéndose del hambre. 😒 [and your poor sister, she is dying of hunger]
carlossainz55: we went out for ice cream 2 hrs ago???
yoursister: where’s my empanada.
carlossainz55: in my stomach😋😋
username: those empanados look saur good i get carlos tbh
username: ARGENTINAAAAA🇦🇷🇦🇷
yourbestfriend: WOWZERSSS UR SO😍
yourusername: UR WOWZERSS😘
alexandrasaintmleux: so gorgeous 🥹 i’ve been wanting to go🤍
yourusername: next time bby, girls trip to argentinaaaa💕
username: this is so messi core
username: HELPPP
username: no1 gonna mention the last pic?? bc i’ve been thinking abt it for the past 30 mins 🚶♀️
username: carlos w the basic white dog in a latino household HELPPP😭
username: okay but y/n and y/s/n always eattt😫
username: now i’m craving empanadas 😔😔
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carlossainz55: te quiero argentina por y/n y empanadaaaas [i love you argentina for y/n and empanadas]
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yourusername: carlitooosssss, q guapooooo😻 [how handsome]
carlossainz55: y usted tan hermosa, nena 😍 [and you’re so beautiful]
yourusername: so grateful to show you argentina 🤍🇦🇷
carlossainz55: so grateful to know this beautiful country 🤍
yoursister: i’m sick of y’all already🤢
carlossainz55: tengo un amigo bien guapo , [i have a very handsome friend] and he’s your age 😁
yoursister: ou say lessss
yourusername: NOT lando. anyone but lando
landonorris: what’s wrong w me😢
yourusername: british and doesn’t like fish 😕
yoursister: he’s cute i can get past it 😛😛
landonorris: you like fish?? yoursister i can get past it too😁
username: NOT THE EMPANADA MENTION LMAOO😭
username: carlos rlly loves empanadas he’s jus like me fr
username: y/n is everything 😫
username: hes sooo bf
username: sexy spaniard i get u y/n i rlly do
yourusername: weak for that spaniard 😞 i’m making him argentine tho #trust
carlossainz55: mi gente latino ✊
charles_leclerc: i’m afraid to ask how many empanadas you ate
carlossainz55: you don’t want to know.
username: when will it be my turn to find a spanish bf and take him to argentina 🚶♀️🚶♀️
username: ARGENTINA MENTIONED🇦🇷🔥
username: they’re everything to me pls
username: caption is SO true
username: i wonder how madridista carlos feels knowing y/n and her family are messi fans
yourusername: good thing we’re madridistas too💯💯
carlossainz55: i did that😁
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#f1 social media au#carlos sainz smau#carlos sainz social media au#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz imagine#carlos sainz scenarios
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hii I JUST LOVE YOUR WORK i stay and read them every day tbh, it's my first time requesting so I'm a lil nervous (also english isn't my first language so if i write too tangled things don't mind please) yandere disease has been corrupting my mind lately like this disease has taken over the world and now people are divided in two types: yanderes and darlings. Every darling is forced to stay with their yanderes by their parents and government when they turn 20 , like goverment has been taking care of yanderes too much, there's territories and special occasions where yanderes can meet darlings, if darling tries to escape people are just gonna drag them to their "soulmate" otherwise they think darling are too weak and fragile to protect themselves.
If you're too busy, just ignore this. I also know how hard it is to write. Hope you're doing good💗💗
Your English is perfect ❤️ better than some native speakers' ❤️ I'm sorry this took so long, I hope you enjoy!!
Yandere!Fiance x GN!Reader
There were conspiracy theories as to how it happened.
Populations around the globe had declined dramatically, worrying nearly every country in every continent. The most popular theory online was that to combat the rapidly declining birth rate, one (or more) of the suffering countries conspired to create a new kind of biological warfare; an illness directed at their own people to foster relations. Unfortunately, while half of people were naturally immune to the attack, the other half were affected too much.
It was just a theory. Nothing could be proved. No government wanted to get to the bottom of the "attack" because their economies were booming; who would want to rid people of an illness that drove the rate of divorce to an all time low? It didn't matter if there were a few hiccups along the way.. As long as people were pushing out more babies, governments across the planet were more than happy to just create new laws to keep the death rates minimal ensure happiness amongst couples.
(Reader) prayed on their knees like fanatic, begging any God that may be listening, for years that they could be one of the Lovers instead of a Darling. They were terrified of the idea of becoming someone's Darling; becoming a prisoner to a loving murderer. No matter how perfect each family unit seemed to be, the young adult could see it in their father's eyes, the longing for the outside world, away from their mother. The suffocating love their mother drowned him in; the almost unnoticeable quiver to his smile.. (Reader) wished upon every single star in the sky that they could fall madly in love with someone, just so they didn't have to live through the rose tinted hell their father did.
But every crush they had was normal, none of the guys they thought were cute in highschool awakened some kind instinct in them. Eventually (Reader) turned 19 years old, and found out that they were engaged.
"To who??" (Reader) nearly barfed onto the dinner table. Their parents sat across from them, smiling happily from the good news they had just delivered to their child.
"He went to the same elementary school as you! Isn't that romantic?" Their mother cooed, poking her husband while doing so. "Apparently he's known since forever that you two are soul mates, but he's been too shy until recently to approach the Family Planning Bureau about his feelings~"
(Reader) gripped their thighs under the table while their eyes stung from the blossoming tears. ".. Do I have to meet him?" They asked quietly.
Although the building was painted bright blue and was surrounded by a beautiful, flowery landscape, it felt like a prison with it's tall chain link fencing.
The sorrowful expression on their father's sympathetic face burned into their retina so painfully, that every time they blinked while on the bus to their first meeting with their "fiance" they could still see it. He knew just as well as (Reader) did that there was no escape.
Even the walk towards a private meeting room past other Darlings felt like a death march. (Reader) could only hope that the "electric chair" wouldn't be too painful.
The kind guard opened a door, and a young man they did not recognize sitting inside immediately stood up, his face bright red.
His freckled and bespectacled face was almost hidden by his wavy, unbrushed hair. A smile stretched sweetly across his round cheeks, and (Reader) noticed that his blush went down his neck. "Ah- (Reader)! It's nice to- it's nice to meet you!"
It didn't matter that he was incredibly adorable: (Reader) was determined not to let their guard down.
"You said we went to elementary school together?"
"Yes-"
"-I'm sorry, but I don't remember you." They interrupted him, curt and to the point.
Instead of looking offended, his eyes softened and his smile became (somehow) warmer. "I'm sorry." He motioned to a seat near the table he was just sitting at. "I can explain everything.. if you give me a chance."
Reluctantly, (Reader) sat across from him. It was hard to deny that he was attractive, really being their ideal man, but they continuously bit the inside of their cheek to prevent themselves from feeling any sort of positive emotion. They knew better than to fall into this trap.
"My name is Anthony." His freckles almost disappeared entirely under his blush. "I'm sorry I never had the confidence to approach you.."
"Huh?" The confused teen forgot to hold their tongue. "Isn't it, like, frowned upon to talk to your Darling before registering with the bureau?"
Anthony rubbed his hands together nervously. "I - I really didn't want you to meet me this way.." He sucked in air between his teeth, looking faint. "I.. Do you believe in true love?"
A pang shot through (Reader's) heart. They remembered every time they would chase a crush, yearning for something true and genuine. Reading love stories from the days before the bureau, and wondering if that was what love was really like once upon a time. "No."
He sighed sadly. "I believe.. or at least, I want to believe in true love." Anthony sat straighter, staring into (Reader's) eyes with a shaky confidence. "I should have asked you out when I first met you in the fifth grade. I'm sorry I was too nervous to talk to you back then."
Vibrating adrenaline shook their system as they tried to make sense of what this stranger was saying.
"I wanted to ask you out, and take you on dates, and get to know you like in the old days."
"Why didn't you?"
His head fell slightly, obscuring his face entirely. "I thought that my feelings for you weren't strong enough.."
(Reader) suddenly felt as though they were connected with Anthony on a spiritual level; as though he was the only person in the whole world to understand them. The need for love, conflicting with the fear of not being a Lover, being destined to be labeled as a Darling. "Are you.." (Reader) dropped their voice to a whisper, "are you a lover?"
Sorrow filled Anthony's figure. Shoulders slumped, and back shuddering under his uneven, heavy breaths. "Would you report me if I wasn't?"
It was as if God had finally answered (Reader's) prayers. Their heart was racing; their head felt lighter than a cloud. Stuttering over their words, the young adult had to avert their gaze. "I don't remember you.. but I wouldn't mind getting to know you." Even though they didn't love him, Anthony felt like their one and only chance to fall in love naturally. To not be trapped like their father.
"Then.. I can see you again?"
(Reader) smiled. "Yeah.."
....
The second (Reader) left the room, Anthony's head hit the table with a loud bang.
It felt like he was going to vomit with how excited he was, and he couldn't contain his giggles any longer. Being in the same room as his childhood love was almost too much for him, and he almost ruined everything.
Anthony had worked so hard to make (Reader) love him.
He knew they liked shy, nerdy types, so he morphed into that. Destroying his eye sight so he could wear glasses, growing out his hair so he could always look slightly dishevelled, biting his tongue until it bled to force himself to stay in character.
Tears pooled around his nose on the table. He was smarter than the Lovers that made his precious (Reader) scared to be a Darling.
"I'm so happy..~" Anthony sobbed loudly in the empty room. "Please fall in love with me quickly~ Although, I don't mind waiting on you forever.. I want you to love me now..!"
#yandere#yandere x reader#gn reader#thank you for interacting with me#sorry it took so long#yandere fiance#yandere oc#cw manipulation
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Early Appalachian frontiersman Alfred in buckskin circa 1790- 1810s. I’m trying to figure out how to paint like NC Wyeth digitally (so lol the background is Wyeth’s).
Gonna ramble a bit about my nor’easter au and Alfred below the cut
Following the American Revolution, Alfred is immediately sent out to squash any rebellions (like whiskey rebellion) and to partake in wars against Indigenous nations like the Cherokee. I’ll save a discussion about the Cherokee wars for another time because that’ll take a long time to explain + I’m still working on my Cherokee oc and I need to understand Cherokee history and perspective more before I go forward with talking about this topic.
Now the many of the east coast states are older than Alfred, and they mostly supported him during the revolution because they thought he’d be easy to control given at the time of the revolution he wasn’t tied down as any colony or city. However, he was a New Englander and very obviously so
He was once Plymouth colony and he grew up alongside his cousin Henry/Massachusetts, but by the time the revolution occurred, his status was unclear and he was simply living with his cousin (who’s his earliest and most fierce supporter) .
These states operated like countries and part of why the had the revolution was to continue to self-govern and maintain their regional cultures. It’s also part of why the federal government initially was rather weak. Given Alfred’s closeness to his cousin, and his very staunch New England identity, I think the states would be hesitant over a strong New England national control. And so I think they especially Jennie/NY & Rich/Virginia encouraged Alfred to leave his cousin for a while, and partake in military campaigns (+ he was good at battle).
Also Alfred was like 14, and I don’t think he’s ever been the type to sit down and do paperwork. Honestly he was always a bad student, who was far more interested in the outdoors, horses, sailing and hunting. While he won the war, and he was fine with being head of state, he still didn’t 1) have confidence in himself to make non-military related decisions 2) he just wasn’t mentally ready to take on the responsibilities and was fine deferring it to his states like Jennie, Rich, or Henry to figure out matters that weren’t military related. He was irresponsible and it would come back to bite him in the ass during the Civil War.
Alfred on a personal level it was probably good for him to get away from his overly critical cousin who can be overbearing, but also so he would get more experience to deeply get to know his states.
Also Alfred, growing up in New England, he was a little ball of rage as a kid and he has a difficult time managing his emotions. He wasn’t exactly the personable seemingly fun loving Alfred of the present. Not that he couldn’t crack a joke, but ok I’m not from New England, but in the northeast I find we’re rather cynical, un-filtered and sarcastic and tbh kind of asssholes in the way we have fun and in our humor. That’s how he was, which is like fine unless you’re trying to appeal to the rest of the nation lol which he would have to
I think his time spent in Appalachia and the south did help him learn more about his other states especially Maisie/ North Carolina. But also helped him learn more how to let go some of this intense New England rage, and how to better control his emotions. But also let loose in a way that isn’t so dark and cynical. Also I think this helped him slowly learn how to speak with less of a New England specific accent
He was also able to observe states like Rich and Carl/ South Carolina and gain an understanding of how being able to control your emotions, can help control your image and how others perceive you. So these are the origins of how he slowly began to shape and become at least in public this overly friendly happy go lucky Alfred.
I’ll save a discussion about his interactions with the Appalachian states more explicitly another time I’m just tired😴 fr rn
#hetalia#aph#hws#historical hetalia#aph america#hetalia america#hws america#aph usa#hws usa#hetalia usa#alfred f jones#hetalia headcanons#hetalia au#statetalia#aph headcanons#aph au#hws headcanons#hws au#hetalia fanart#hetalia art#hetalia hcs#hetalia world stars#alfred jones#hetalia fandom#aph fanart#hws fanart#I’m not great with historical fashion lol#nor’easter verse
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Hear me out, 141 boys x southern/cowboy male reader, he wears the his hat and/or boots round base cause it reminds him of home
I can imagine Soap toying with him and making Wild West jokes and the like
Maybe even a reference to the “you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”?
I'm listening loud and clear my friend! I love anything about southern people and their culture and all that jazz. SO I hope you like this!
And only Soap and Price IM SORRY! Its just that i'm in the hospital trying to get my shit together and physically I can't handle writing too much. But I will add more characters
141 Boys x Cowboy reader.
Soap!_________________________________________________________
🤍 "What's with the hat?" Soap asks looking at Y/n while he takes down an enemy. "What 'ch ya mean?" Y/n answers already knowing where this is leading. "The cowboy hat. Really? In the middle of battle." 🤍 BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN HE HEARD YOUR ACCENT (But he literally can't be talking.)
🤍 He likes to mimic your accent. 🤍 "It's hot today in'it?" Y/n says sitting down on next to Soap in the base. "The hell did you say?" Soap asks whipping his head towards you. 🤍 BOY dies trying to understand you sometimes BUT always makes an effort to understand you. 🤍 When he first saw you wear a cowboy hat he almost fainted. He was weak in the knees when he saw it. 🤍 When it's Halloween he'll dress up as a thief/ outlaw and you be the sheriff. Both of you acting like the role. Next time he'll want to be a cowgirl while your the cowboy. 🤍 Loves it when you give him a cheesy nickname it doesn't even matter how strange it is to "Hey huckleberry." even to "Hi my horseshoe."
🤍 IF you can ride a horse he'll just go feral about it. Begs you to teach him how to ride or at least let him sit on the horse with you. 🤍 Steals your boots all the time. Like he does it so much and so often it's basically his boots as well. 🤍"I thin'ak you're in the wrong part of town." Soap says in his annoying fake southern accent whenever you go in the wrong direction or something. 🤍 "So...You live on a ranch or what? Or you live on a farm y'know with the animals and all that." "I told you millions of times. I live in a ranch over here, but I got me a farm in Texas." Y/n answers with a groan. 🤍 "Am I your stallion?" Soap asks after millions of things about southern states and their slang. "You? my stallion? Darling have you been searchin up southern things again."
🤍 He melts when you call him any nickname in your accent. Like knees weak. Even if it's an insult he wouldn't even care tbh.
🤍 Takes your hat almost everyday. Wear it around the base and run or hide when he sees yo
🤍 Downright submissive when you whisper anything to him with your accent.
Soap walking around the base suddenly stopped by a pair of arms wrapping around his waist holding him in a tight grip. "Did you know...You wear the hat, you ride the cowboy?" You whisper in his ear after sneaking up on him. Soap squirms in his arms. "C'mon since you always wearin my hat, how bout I show you the consequences."
Price!_________________________________________________________
💚 Understand the struggles of having an hard accent to understand.
💚 He tries his best to teach the team about your accent and the words you say to help them understand you.
💚 Likes to listen to your rambling or stories just to hear your accent sometimes. It makes him feel so calmed and at peace.
💚 You make him chuckle every time you give him a weird southern nickname. "Captain honeybee?" "Yes L/n?"
💚 Likes to compare accents with you and the others. Like one big group of men just swapping words in their accent or language.
💚 MAKES Asks you to read things for him.
💚 He loves the fact that your country.
💚 Likes to watch you from the far when your wearing your boots and hat he loves them so much and he thinks you look great with them.
💚 If you have a thick accent he will help you try to lose it even though hes struggling with his own.
💚 Quick to give you comfort when ever you miss home or something.
💚 Once a moth both of you go on a trip back to the country and y'all stay at a farm taking care of all the barn animals together. His favorite animal is probably the goats.
💚 Wears your cowboy hat when he thinks your not looking.
You give him your hat, watching him put it on his head. Price looks at you suspiciously when he sees your smug smirk. "You wear that hat, you ride the cowboy." Price stares at you wide eyed and a bit caught off guard.
THE END?? GONNA ADD MORE BOYS SOON!
#the bear club#cod x male reader#john price x male reader#captain john price#captain john price x male reader#captain price#x male reader#male reader#soap mctavish#soap x male reader#soap mactavish#johhny soap mactavish#cod mw2
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jerking off in front of (and with) fiddleford 🤤
just imagining how tense his thighs get as he watches you touch yourself, eyes focused on the space between your thighs before he makes his way back up to your face where he notices you've been staring at him this whole time
imagining how he whines when he sees your hand twitch and shake between your legs, wishing it was him that was making you shake instead, trying to ignore that thought even though it makes his back arch and intensifies the feeling of his orgasm rapidly approaching
ughhh good lord, just want to see him get off to be honest (and to get off to him LMAO) need me that country boy 😫😩
not fully BACK back, but this ask has been lingering in my brain for a while…
i actually love this thought and agree so hard. mutual masturbation is a FAV trope of mine, especially if you’re not touching each other,,, hough,,,
can i take this a step further and suggest some begging,, Fidds being all whiny and begging to touch you while you get off in front of him gets me weak tbh. i love making this man submissive.
“Please, ah- please let me touch you, sugar..��� The look of disappointment on his face when you shake your head is almost laughable, as well as the quiet whine he lets out.
also i think he’d use silly country nicknames (sugar, darlin, sweet pea, etc) and that makes me insane a little bit
i love submissive Fiddleford and i’ll say it with my whole chest. I LOVE SUBMISSIVE FIDDLEFORD!!! eating this ask up like a five star meal tysm anon.
#writer#gravity falls#ao3 writer#gravity falls x reader#writing#blurb#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford x reader#young fiddleford
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Vampire König x Human Reader pt. 2
A/n: y'all really liked this one geez louise papa cheese. As promised I made another one. Didn't know how to end it but the next one I make will reveal why reader is immune to him. Also, I tried keeping to gn reader, if you guys like that lmk. If not I can change it to fem reader.
Warnings!: Mentions of SA, somnophilia hardcore mixed with dubcon, mentions of murder, sex mentioned a lot. Dark shit tbh I may have went a little too far- König is a loser sorry. Please heed warnings before reading I beg of you.
Minors DNI.
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The window opened easily, he almost snorted at you leaving it unlocked. Though, he did climb your apartment building to get up here so maybe he was being an ass. He carefully stepped inside and immediately he felt strange. The legend that a vampire must be invited inside was a myth, he tested that before. But there was something about the air in your room that made his skin prickle.
König was huge, but getting through a window wasn't so much of a challenge for him anymore. He stood in your room and carefully looked around. You had lots of stuff, and it was messy. Some basket of yarn, a sketch pad, some make up on your dresser, posters all over the wall... It looked like a normal young woman's room.
His eyes finally landed on you and he swallowed thickly. You laid on your side, curled up slightly with your blankets lazily tossed over you. There was a stuffed animal near your pillows, watching you, watching him. He crept closer and walked to the side of the bed that you faced. Kneeling down, he takes in your face again. Staring at you as if you'll tell him how you could resist his hypnosis. Your rhythmic breathing however, told him you were fast asleep.
He reached up and used the back of his knuckle to pet your cheek. He wondered what you dreamed of, was it about him? Maybe it was nothing at all. His eyes scanned over your body, seeing the rest disappear within the blankets. Your thigh and leg however, poked out from beneath the blankets. He stood up, walking to the foot of your bed and slowly placing his fingers on your ankle. Ideas, millions of them, bad, good, selfish ideas ran through his head.
He always has his escape card, his hypnosis. He could do whatever he wanted and not feel as much guilt over it, but you... He had to be careful. Truthfully he could probably rule the world, the country at least. He was a powerful being with few weaknesses. He could have as much blood as he wanted, create his own servants and fuck who ever he pleased.
You could not be hypnotized, so if he took you, and you woke up, you'd probably scream. You'd be traumatized perhaps. His fingers moved up your leg. If he drank your blood, you'd be sore and you'd remember, because he can't hypnotize you. His fingers traced along your thigh, stopping at your hip. He wanted you, God if any, König wanted you so badly. He looked at his fingers resting on your hip, you only had panties on. He closed his eyes and tried to keep his hard-on tame.
Removing his hand, he stared at your sleeping form. He glanced to the side, looking at your stuffed animal, as if asking for forgiveness. His fingers slipped the blanket off your bottom half and he looked at your pants less form. He's decided, he won't drink your blood, but he would fuck you. He needed this. He had only met you two- three hours ago and you had tormented him. Slipping his boots off, his knees fell onto the edge of the bed. He got in all fours, hovering over your clothed sex.
He could smell you, your arousal. Were you dreaming of something filthy? He wanted to smile but he didn't. His eyes never left your underwear, and he laid on his stomach between your lazily parted legs. He rested them over his shoulders and was careful not to wake you. He was burley, and knew that rising too high might cause you to stir. He settled now, resting between your legs and staring hungrily at your middle. Then without moving your underwear, he pressed his lips to your sex and closed his eyes. Sweet, he thought. How were you sweet and he's yet to taste your juices?
His tongue eagerly pressed against your panties and it was then he groaned. It was more prominent now, like honey. He licks a strike up your sex and he hears you moan softly in your sleep. His eyes stared up at you now, but you remained asleep. He licked his lips and delved back in, humming in delight. His tongue swirls and he feels his hardened cock pressing painfully against his pants, against your bed. He kissed your thigh and then moved your cloth to the side, wanting to taste you uncovered. His tongue immediately finds your entrance and he swears his eyes flutter. You had jumped against him suddenly and he recognized that jump. He pulled away and his tongue went to his teeth- his fangs. They had came out without his realizing and he cursed. He didn't mean to poke you, not like that anyway.
Looking back up at your sleeping form, he sighed and moved up, slowly palming himself through his tan cargo pants. You could wake up, and find him violating you any moment ...and it thrilled him, sickeningly. He undoes his pants and pulls out his eagerly awaiting cock, finding the tip slick from suppressed arousal. He slowly jerked himself, looking down at you. He'll show you, that he always gets what he wants in the end.
He maneuvers your legs once again so that your thighs rested against his own, with you laying on your back and your head laying to the side. He moves the annoying piece of cloth once again and eyes your entrance, having mercy and lubing it a little more with his spit. Though if he were a little more psychotic, he'd make you hurt. Let you feel the dry press of his thickness as it opened you...but that was too far, he thought with an amused chuckle. He lined himself, watching his tip kiss at your sex and he shudders. He licks his lips, then-
Then you stir and turn on your side, mumbling in your sleep about taking someone's order wrong. König blinked himself out of his dark daydream. He was still standing at the foot of your bed, you were still clothed with the blankets hanging over your body. His member, though hard, remained in his pants and he frowned. Maybe he was losing his humanity far more than he thought. He let out a growl and carefully pulled the blankets over you, so that your legs were covered.
But as he looked at you once again, he felt the human part of himself tsking at him. He can't- no, he wouldn't. So he sighed and sat down on a chair across from your bed. Nonetheless, he wants you. And if he was going to win you over, he needed to do this by the books. He needed to flirt, he needed to give gifts, charm you, intrigue you somehow.
Somehow...
The arrogant part of his mind was twisting and turning. He has become so used to getting what he wanted, whenever. So the one thing he can't have, he found himself wanting the most. Like a spoiled brat, perhaps. But this was only a small part of it, that's what he told himself anyway.
For now, he stood up and nodded to himself. He's gonna go about this as human like as possible. But then there was the incident from tonight. He had been a creep, and you might remember his face. No matter, he'll just erase your mind and-
No, wait. Fuck.
He put his hands on his hips in frustration. This is gonna be difficult.
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TBH your Francis sounds like he sees Matthew more as a pet rather than a child
I think thats the root of the problem. Not really a pet but rather a status symbol. Look at him he has a child who is a personification who looks like a mini version of him that means he is truly influential and an empire bla bla.
I consider love Arthur has for alfred pretty linear. From year 0 when Al is born he is loved fully. He is loved fully by his father (even if showing it would be less likely than cutting his own limbs off with a shovel) during the civil war, he is loved fully during the great war and the war that followed. He is loved fully today.
Matthew and François have a different love. Or rather, François' love is very non linear. I imagine it has spikes, but also periods of drops. When Mathieu is born François is proud. He loves his son but pride is stronger. Is always is for François. He has his own very kitch life, he is not made to be a father. Especially not to an emotional and sensitive lil babe. Mathieu is forgotten often and when he does ask for his needs to be fulilled, when he asks for any kind of attention form his papa, it comes to him with conditions. Yes, you can have new books imported from Paris but I will choose what you read. Yes, you may spend time with me but its going to be at a ball with hundreds of other aristocrats. Pets? Alright, but only the small and weak dogs that show status. It died during the winter? Oh well, that happens.
After a while Mathieu doesnt ask for anything. He yearns and accepts whatever comes his way in regards of a show of affection from the one who made him. If he gets attention its because he did something right, if he is forgotten, its becouse he isnt adequate.
I like to compare Arthurs and François' love by comparing their homes. Arthurs country mansion where Alfred grew up has signs of Alfred everywhere, in every room. You can tell there is a child living in this house. Not only is there a child living in it, you can tell exactly what type of person that child is, what their interests and hobbies are. One look at the bookshelf and you see what fascinates the boy. When you look at the very desk in Arthurs study, its cluttered with neat and precise handwriting with scribbles and doodles right under. The garden with fantastic and grand flowers has small patches of trampled flora at every point. The room where the child resides is always open, always visible from the staircase.
Françpis' home in the heart of Paris is clean. It smells of parfume and repolished wood. His hallway is cluttered with French history. The partlor is tidy except from vibeantly dyed clothing hanging drom the chairs and sofas. There is a half empty bottle of expensive wine on the table next to neatly placed, yet scattered papers. The only noteworthy contents of those papers is the exquisite handwriting that lays upon it. The floor is clean. The sofa is clean. The space is tidy. You can tell a man lives there. A man. Nobody else. If you were to take a peak behind the closed doors of the other rooms you'd find a room with a grand bed with eternaly disheveled blankets and pillows along with pieces of clothing hanging from the edges. Its a used bed. This bed is used by a man. Another peak behind another door at the end of the hallway shows a guest bedroom. A guest bedroom for a child. Some ten books are stacked neatly on the small yet elaborately decorated table next to the bed. A bed with clean and unwrinkled bedding. The colors of the room match to a fault except for the small personal items of the guest child. One could assume the child had no idea what the room they are staying at would look like and whatever it did look like, theyd spend so little time there that in the end it doesnt matter how it looks. The closet is extensively decored with patterns of gold and light blue without a scratch on it. The floor is clean and tidy. It would seem the child forgot to bring any toys while residing here. One wouldnt be at fault for thinking this man has some distant relatives or personal friends with children, and would ocassionaly let them stay at his home.
It's a long conparison but its the best way i can explain myself while sporting a pulsating headache after a long day of classes
So yeah, while I dont think Mathieu is in a position of pet by his father, he is in a position of child who is the result of an one night stand and has to visit his father whenever the court decides and whenever his father decides its convenient.
#long answer you didnt want#god im sorry about the rambling#i have feelings about this dynamic#love these asks#they allow me to dump this hot garbage mwahhhhhh#i will take any chance to talk about these two#hetalia#hws england#hws america#hws canada#hws france#meli speaks#ask meli#historical hetalia#my headcanons#sorry about the typos im losing my fucking vision lol
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Ah he just said great things about my country... My weakness
I just realized that Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn are both "divorced" now maybe they should get together and record something related to that
#mthrfker.......#i think it's any Argentinian's weakness tbh#when we hear nice things about our country it's like ok here's you new nationality no don't fight it#tho i have to say it's another thing that makes me cringe
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I've unwisely started a time travel AU fic. Here is the beginning, I just wanted to test DeepL on it, tbh.
"You need to rest and relax," Obi-Wan told Anakin and handed him the tickets to Traavit, a small planet only two hours away from Coruscant.
"I have classes."
"Give the students a few days off, they'll be happy".
"I'll give them assignments for those days."
"I wouldn't recommend it; you'll have to grade them later."
Obi-Wan laughed and put a hand on Anakin's shoulder.
"When I was in your place, Quinlan made sure I took a break from my teaching duty and spent time somewhere outdoors. Now it's my turn."
It happened last night.
After that Anakin had stopped by Master Windu's office, told him he was going away for a few days with Obi-Wan ("It's about time," Master Windu had replied), informed his students that there would be no classes for the next three days, and said he would be grading homework more strictly than usual because they had three whole days to finish it. The kids groaned quietly.
Then he started getting ready for a trip, not knowing what to take with him. He couldn't remember the last time he had been on vacation. Darth Vader wasn't vacationing, he was retreating to his residence on Mustafar to heal and think about how much he hated everyone in the world and especially himself. Anakin Skywalker vacationed with Padme several times on Naboo. He'd barely been able to snatch a few days between missions. They'd gone to the Naberrie's country house, cooked together, lay in bed for half a day, swam in the lake, had picnics on the shore. Anakin had no need to worry about anything, because Padme already took care about all their business.
Anakin put some spare underwear, a clean shirt, a communicator, and a datapad in his bag. He was planning to do at least the first draft of engineering course for senior padawans.
"Don't bring any work with you on vacation," came a message from Obi-Wan.
"How do you know?!"
"Because I know you very well, Anakin."
Anakin couldn't help but smile, but this smile immediately disappeared when he remembered another man who knew him very well. Well enough to play on all of his weaknesses and then hold him tightly in his grip.
"Okay, I'm not taking my work with me", typed Anakin.
He didn't want to think about Palpatine ever again. The old bastard was dead. In this universe, his plans would never become a reality.
Anakin still sometimes felt like he should have died with Palpatine again.
And then he would go to class with his students, or on a walk, or to the hangar, or to the theater with master Windu and Aayla Secura. Like a normal person.
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So it's been revealed that Joe Biden is staying in the face and I wanna say something to these weak spineless Congress Democrat and these spineless Democrats I've seen in the last two weeks.
Now given the recent polls (Even though I don't like to go on polls, what really matters is what happens in November):
And I estimate the number for Biden will go up with the general public finding out more about Project 2025 and Trump's involvement to it (not to mention those furry hackers revealing CHINA AND RUSSIA are funding that bullshit project) but I just wanna say, should Biden win in November NONE of you turncoat traitors DESERVE to get credit for Biden winning.
You let some washed out movie star (George Clooney) and some piece of shit network CNN dictate and try to turn on Biden? ESPECIALLY with all the GOOD he's done in for the country? ESPECIALLY with getting a more diverse Whitehouse congress along with all the stuff he did for the LGBTQXIA+ community?? You guys are some WEAK ASS LOSERS and you guys belong with MAGA tbh. Go hang out with pieces of shit like the Hodgetwins, Amber Rose and etc. Leave the REAL Democrats to back Biden because he is the ONLY PERSON standing between a psychotic madman who wants to turn us into North Korea, Russia, Pakistan, Iran and other fucked up places in the world.
#anti trump#anti maga#fuck trump#fuck maga#fuck republikkkans#fuck fake democrats#politics#vote#vote blue#vote biden#vote democrat#vote dammit#please vote#get out the vote#voting#voting matters#get out there and vote#get off your ass#non anime#i just had to say this because this has fucking DISGUSTED ME!!
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