#a ur mom joke

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[aria-greenhoodie]

Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇

Click for Quality!

[heart-select]

The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)

[huepou]

ive been doing alot of video format lately sorry

[briseise]

what is it in the decked out 2 water that has mister slab acting up

[milfzatannaz]

siblings. (she just told him a really bad joke)

[darkfluffydragon]

also, have this terribly rushed sketch that I absolutely had to draw. Just imagine how old Shadow Milk Cookie is, and all the outdated slang.

Old, meet older.

IMAGINE SHADOW MILK COOKIE TRYING TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO-

[worthlessemobitch]

A classic😕

[notedchampagne]

"cs get degrees" okay but call me sex with your mom the way i wanna cum laude

[deusluxuria]

concept: because giorno can "create life" with his stand, the immature ones of the group, narancia and mista, have an inside joke about giorno being pregnant (but of course no one thinks it's funny but them).

BUT ONE TIME they made that joke in the car while bruno was driving and (because giorno is trans and afab so it's actually possible) he SLAMMED on the brakes so suddenly that the wheels made an ear-destroying screech. and the look of absolute terror on bruno's face when he whipped his head around to look at giorno and those two clowns said it all.

bruno had a line of cars honking at him but he didn't keep driving until giorno calmed him down by explaining that it was just a stupid inside joke, but it made mista and narancia stop making those jokes so fast.

[wolftozier]

I am thinking abt a reddie wedding and they're writing their vows and Richie won't show anyone anything other than a rough draft of a future comedy show so they're all worried the vows will be terrible but on the day it turns out he's written a whole essay on what he loves abt eddie

[no27-autonation-honda]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[the-knife-consumer]

Teehee

[jane-lynndrake-t]

Hi Ma’am, so uhh, what would you do when you decide to fight Red Hood about…literature preferences??? Hehe, it’s totally not because I’m being chased by him…..

How’s it like in the afterlife if I ever meet it…?

I- I’m not sure who that is?

Love, listen to me.

If someone is out to hurt you because of differences in your preferences for literature; you must stop completely stop any contact between you. What would happen if the two of you disagree on something larger? Like having children or dealing with finances?

It really isn’t worth it.

[grasslandgirl]

"send your kids [dice] to camp" when one of the players has a big damage roll they need a lot of extraneous dice for is my favorite running cross-campaign d20 bit. maybe ever. I loved it so much in my first ever d20 campaign tuc (Emily and lou sitting next to each other talking about how their "kids" rolled) and its still going now in fantasy high junior year. the world is so beautiful

[drewapologist]

did anyone notice how quickly jake’s whole “omg……. is sean dating daisy?? b-b-but… he knows i like her :,(((“ thing was resolved in SECONDS by jake simply just bringing it up with him?????

i hope jake reminds himself of this (tbf the rest of the cast too based on their past experiences) for season 2 bcuz i can’t go through another season of the same miscommunication shit WHERE 99% OF EVERYONES PROBLEMS ARE REVOLVED AROUND IT