#a silly morning so far

[nervocat]

DUDE I WORKED MY ASS OFF TODAY LIKE PLAYING TIL MY PHONE IS SO LAGGY AND HOT AND MY BATTERH IS SO LOW…NOW LOOK WHO WANNA PLAY WITH ME🙁🙁👎👎👎

ARLECCHINO’S WEAPON LEAVES TUESDAY DUDE..IM NOT MAKING IT WHY LYNEY GORTA RUIN ITTTT atp im going for clorinde or whoever is going to be upcoming drip market 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I planned to answer this when I got home from hunting but I got bored and here I am in the blind looking for Turkeys HAHA (we might've already fucked up. I swear I have the worst luck of all time no joke)

But anyways I get how you feel 💔💔 that's so unfortunate tho dude like 😭😭 I wish you luck 🫡🫡

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[xxplastic-cubexx]

If you were to like redesign Magneto's classic outfit in a way that both suits the character and your own tastes, how would you redesign it?

uhhhh errrmmmmm i dont know i really couldnt improve upon perfection but i have still tried for you my friend !!!

[sentientsky]

hey do u ever think about how crowley's eyes (a feature he's worked to hide nearly his entire time on earth) were fixated so so so firmly on aziraphale during the final fifteen, to the point where he followed the tiniest of movements, even as tears began to form in his waterline? even as his not-quite-human-heart was splintering in his chest?

CAUSE I DO

how was this permitted to be aired???? knowing full well that angsty queers like me would be sliding down the wall sobbing about it???? (also, if u want to read more about crowley and his eyes, i am once again recommending one of alex's metas: x)

anyway! full gif below the cut!

yippee!

[starswirly]

Ink -> Comyet

Ink aka my favorite drawing test subject :]

[italictext]

Made a DN oc (Rae, it/its)!! Rae and L work together and here's a doodle of Rae styling L's hair! :3

( @nateriverswife @/ing you because you're kinda the reason I decided to draw them lol)

[magnecalliope]

A Different Kind of Performance

Fizzarolli's appeal is wide reaching, but he's always been more popular with the hellborn population of the lower rings than the sinners in Pride. Mammon senses an opportunity to change that by having Fizz star in a porno with Pentagram City's favorite porn star, Angel Dust. The collab offers Valentino a valuable in to the porn markets of the lower rings, if only Mammon's reluctant brand figure can get over his uncharacteristic stage fright and put on a convincing show. And he will put on a convincing show, as Val makes explicitly clear. Angel Dust feels for the new guy in the studio; he knows well enough what it's like to get on Val's bad side. Fizz just hopes he can make it through this shoot, if not unscathed then in one piece.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Angel Dust/Fizzarolli, Fizzarolli & Valentino

Characters: Fizzarolli, Angel Dust, Valentino

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Coercion, Dubious Consent, Anal Sex, Filmed Sex, Strangulation, Hurt/Comfort, gratuitous Italian

Words: 3,751

[lynne-monstr]

I thought the worst part of going home for thanksgiving was going to be listening to my parents terrible political opinions but no. it was twisting my ankle even worse than I did over the summer and undoing nearly a year of physical therapy :(

[teddybeartoji]

i would set up one of those bunny traps with a box held up by a stick and i tie a string to it and use a picture of satoru as bait. and then i wait until you inevitably fall for it after which point how you end up dying is from heartbreak at the betrayal you felt after i trapped you using your weakness

LOGANNNNNNNNNNNNN THIS IS SOO EVILLL WHY WOULD YOU KILL ME WITH HEARTBREAKKKK🥺🥺🥺🥺 YOU KNOW HOW SENSITIVE I AMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🥺🥺🥺🥺 you got some killer instincts huh... smhhh i thought i was the freak here JKJK I LOVE IT. VERY TARGETED. A VERY GOOD PLAN. I WOULD ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FALL FOR IT. MISSION SUCCESSUL. HEARTBREAK 100 - EROTICISM 0

how would you kill me

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

shut up I'm already mad enough I don't have money for these

[des-fangirl]

hrrrrr mimimimi

im finally gonna draw tomorrow (i was busy today and didn't draw a thing AND I ALREADY MISS DRAWING SOO MUCH!!!)

but first sleep. i wish everyone here sweet dreams with silly bugs (and no evil radiance)

[astrxealis]

there were so many pretty flowers !!!!! <3

[im-still-a-robot]

I just want to use charm person because it will 100% get us out of a Situation. The spell literally says friendly acquaintance. However, if you want me to seduce the character you literally named "Lucifer" understand that I am no coward.

[bronzetomatoes]

The true meaning of Christmas is the week you get to spend doing nothing between it and the New Year. And also family and friends and giving and the birth of Christ but the Nothing Week really helps

[phagodyke]

every time I open the blinds of my bedroom window these last few days I've had this really weird feeling that something is wrong with the view and I've just realised now that the scaffolding which was up outside since we moved in (15 months ago) has FINALLY been taken down. put it backk the buildings naked 😭

[ashenberry]

For your blorbos: apollo, TRUCY, jove, big man :3, the snakes from metal gear i cannot tell them apart i am so sorry, your ocs are all so blorbo to you as well but im on 30mg of weed gummy so i dont remember any of their names

God your so correct I do love all these characters an unnormal amount