#a poll

[toxichomestucktournament]

Toxic Homestuck Tournament Finals

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man. If you don't think one ship is toxic, don't vote for it.

[krinsbez]

Wonder Woman Poll

So, this is a thought I had today and now I can't unthink.

Wonder Woman's evil Earth-3 counterpart Super Woman.

Being the evil version of Diana, would it make sense for her to be an explicitly anti-feminist of some kind, a radical Misandrist of some kind, a shallow hedonist too vapid to have any sort of coherent ideology on the subject of women's rights, or what?

if folks could lay out their reasoning, or explain what particular flavor of whichever they think she should be, that would be nice, but I don't expect it.

[cycas]

Legolas walking over snow carrying his personal possessions : does not sink.

[mashmouths]

if you saw the first version no you didn't, sorry gang <3

i was tagged by @babydillpickle (hi gill thank you gill mwah <3)

ummm i'm tagging @waltzingbi @stabyou @bourgeoix @kuchipachi @boupin @callisteios @limitedfucks @mikkouille @faunandfloraas @nightchangesmp3 @alienhazy and whoever else would like to join 🫶🫶 have fun :)

[sp1derc1der]

Idk i just wanted to know who was the most boopable weredragon of all time

[ylizam]

a non-binding poll about which fanfic I should buckle down and finish out of my closet full of unfinished fic now that Yuletide is mostly done and dusted (note: some of these are more in progress than others, but all have at least been started so they're not new things I'll start and abandon okay) (also i reserve the right to be super inspired by something—e.g., something Agatha Harkness shaped—or whatever and let inspiration jump the line, but yeah i honestly love all of these stupid little stories i've started and am curious whether anyone would even read any of them were I to finish any of them):

okay I think those are the main options that I might realistically work on, but please do not think this is my full WsIP list or anything like that. p.s. feel free to ask any questions about these since poll word limits made the descriptions delightfully short and vibes-based.

update: I can't edit the poll, but it's obviously "John dies, Susan takes over." also apparently I can't see the results without voting so one vote for the first item is just me. voting for the first thing listed. so I can see the results on my own poll. not a real vote. okay. thank you for your attention.

[eevees-hobbies]

To Nut or Not to Nut

Based on something I said in this

Before you cast your vote, please consider the following:

"Please nut on my face, Daddy!"

"You were flooded with his hot, thick, nut."

[dutifullylazybread]

Deeply and Immovably So - No Chapter This Week (3/1)

Hi friends!

So chapter 9 ended up needing to be completely rewritten. I have a new idea that I want to explore, and while I am so excited to share it with all of you, I also have some family matters that came up that I need to attend to. So I will be AFK until Sunday afternoon. I'll have time to respond to comments and asks and the like, but I won't really have the time to dig into my fic until then.

That being said, I thought that I could, instead, write a short Rolan x Tav smut fic to tide all of you over. It would likely not go over 2,000 words, and while it will be part of the series Deeply and Immovably So, it wouldn't be part of the main fic itself. 2,000 words will be a lot more manageable than the very likely 10,000 word chapter I am looking at right now.

What do all of you think?

[nerdieforpedro]

A Poll for Dieter

What do you think I should put Chapter 4 of “Weddings 101 with Dieter”?

I’m going to pop out some ideas I’ve had about where the chapter should go.

Feel free to vote, even if you haven’t read the chapters, I think the replies and comments will be more interesting that way. ☺️ Just read the fic at your leisure.

Trash Panda Pals: @readingiskeepingmegoing @katw474 @trulybetty @goodwithcheese @megamindsecretlair @angelofsmalldeath-codeine

@yorksgirl @for-a-longlongtime @morallyinept @fhatbhabie @perotovar @legendary-pink-dot @sp00kymulderr @musings-of-a-rose @rhoorl @mysterious-moonstruck-musings @saturn-rings-writes @frenchiereading @secretelephanttattoo @maggiemayhemnj @linzels-blog

[miriam-heddy]

[toxichomestucktournament]

Toxic Homestuck Bracket

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man. If you don't think a ship is toxic, don't vote for it.

Proproganda for erifef under cut.

Erifef: it’s an utter classic. what two other characters get grossly misinterpreted just on their own besides vriska? asshole seadweller + asshole seadweller = hours of fun! these fish will tear each other apart emotionally and i am here for it.

This part wasn't proproganda, but it feels like it should be included, "let my girl feferi “some trolls are more equal than other trolls” peixes be as shitty as she is in canon. they both got woobified in fanon (i don’t know the state of fandom opinion now tbf) but i’m tired of it. not really a classic Toxic ship but that’s because no one shares my vision" thank you for this take stranger!

[krinsbez]

Flash Gordon Poll

So, one of the best things about Flash Gordon is that from the beginning it was designed to provide Fanservice for both genders, but it occurred to me that while both good and evil provide lovely ladies in little clothing, only the good guys get into it on the distaff side.

And while even as a cishet dude, I can feel comfortable saying that Buster Crabbe produced enough DA-YUM that the serials didn't have to care, (and no offense to Steve Holland, Sam Jones, and Eric Johnson, who were/are fine looking men, I am sure) nobody else has that excuse, and yes I am including the late Alex Raymond himself in that category.

The problem is, how? The obvious solution is to make Ming hot, but like...with his aesthetics, he's already halfway to being Queer-coded, I feel like framing him as hot pushes him over the line, and given how hard it is to do him properly without making him a racist caricature, that makes me nervous.

But what do y'all think?

[readingaway]

Thank you Dr Watson for reminding us all that Sherlock Holmes, world's greatest detective, still does not understand or remember that the galaxy is heliocentric.

Which leads to a question: