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There are two wolves inside of me.
The first despises Hallariel and refuses to give her another chance at being a parent when she puts in less than the bare minimum for the child she already has.
The other knows that Fabian would be a wonderful older brother and it would bring him untold amounts of joy and happiness.
Their battle will tear me apart.
#fabian aramais seacaster#hallariel seacaster#fabian gets a call from his Dead father sooner than he ever would from his very much Immortal mother#hallariel when i catch you#a phone call from hell#how are you getting outparented by Bill Seacaster#and mot just bill seacaster a dead bill seacaster who is currently conquering hell!#hallariel when i catch#when i catch you#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fabian would be a great older brother#would do literally everything he could to counterbalance gilears cringefail influence#rumblingnrambling
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Steve Harrington, age 7, being forced to join Boy Scouts because his father wanted him to learn how to “be a man” but didn’t wanna be the one to put in the work
Eddie Munson, age 8 and three quarters, forced to join Boy Scouts because the CPS worker who placed him with Wayne said it always looked good when the kids were involved in extracurriculars
Steve and Eddie becoming best friends because they both hated the uniform, and the activities, and having to please a bunch of men who had nothing better to do than hang out with kids three nights a week (and one Saturday a month)
Steve and Eddie earning every badge out of spite for their situations, not because they actually cared about tying knots or starting fires (okay, actually, that one was kind of cool)
Steve’s dad actually coming to a badge ceremony and seeing the way he hugged Eddie, known trailer trash, and immediately deciding that Steve no longer needed to be in Boy Scouts
Steve being sent to sleep away camp that summer so there was no risk of him being around Hawkins kids, only to come back with weekly swim lessons and a commitment to the local Little League team that “could really use your arm, son”
Wayne being granted full legal custody of Eddie so he didn’t have to work so hard to impress CPS anymore, letting him stop Boy Scouts as long as he found a hobby, pleased when it was guitar
Steve and Eddie finding their way out of the Upside Down together because of what they learned in Boy Scouts, laughing about how only two good things came out of that whole time: tying knots and becoming friends
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#headcanon#it’s a Monday from hell#if I have one more phone call I’m gonna commit a crime#so here’s a little thing that’s not much but it’s honest work
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Good morning to my fellow US residents on this, the worst day of our calendar. Fingers crossed etc.
#anghraine babbles#cw politics#us american blogging#election night hell 2024#on the bright side my bio dad called yesterday and we had a genuinely nice phone call that detoured into complaining about evangelicals#i'm agnostic raised mormon w/ influence from him and he's very catholic so 'the protestants are at it again' is evergreen subject matter#cw religion#cw christianity
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this can be either hilarious or heartbreaking depending on how you take it. i'll admit i was giggling the whole time as i made it though, sorry baldie
#but thats bc baldie's hell of his own making amuses me#i love pep but like you could just call him. at this point.#but no. he'd rather longingly watch from far away and cry every time scaloni and leo hug.#like this isn't a figo situation where its genuinely tragic and not his fault at all. like this is a situation he#entirely created and now COULD fix but he won't. he just talks about leo every occasion he gets and Yearns#instead of picking up that damn phone#he mentions messi every single interview and says 'i need to congratulate him for his copa win!' and then when#people ask him 'so did you congratulate him then?' afterwards hes like '...no'#like ohhhh my godddddd#anyway#messi#pep guardiola#scaloni#futbol#video#hermy posts#olivia rodrigo
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well it was kinda obvious we needed a major character death for han daon to turn to justitia to get revenge for him but having it play out *exactly* after he not only witnessed justitia murdering someone but also having gotten evidence of it was SUPREME !!!!!!!!!!!! then ending it with justitia crying her first tear at the thought of having to kill daon ... all in all, ep 8 was a 10/10, really hoping it doesnt go downhill from here
#with 6 episodes left to go i really hope they end it well#you dont understand im obsessed!!!!!!!#*SCREAMS*#the judge from hell#the minute he arrested her and then he got the phone call saying we found the team leader i was already frothing at the mouth waiting for#daon to come back and be like FUCK EVERYTHING I WANT TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!#boy that ending did not disappoint!!!!!!!!!#the way he smashed that phone i was like damn bro thats a bit overboard shits expensive but WOw#unless it isnt painfully obvious i am very much obsessed with this show i think i should shut up now <3
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longlegs is a movie about mother/daughterhood for real. throws up thinking about it actually
#LONGLEGS SPOILERS IN THE TAGS#Dont look if you dont want spoilers plsssss <3#didnt looooove it btw i have my mixed feelings and criticisms but! i did like it. and liked a lot about it...#feeling left with this dreadful feeling about being trapped in childhood and trauma and your mother trying to keep you there#and doing so much so you Can grow up but still not really letting you and keeping all of you in her house and keeping your memories of -#certain events to 'protect' you and just making it harder for you and then keeping up with these phone calls and of course doing all of -#what she did to keep her little girl alive so she could grow up and none of it mattered as long as her little girl got to grow up and be -#herself and not have to worry about all of those things shes doing or that happened... even though they still directly affect her and make#her life a living hell... shes tormented by it... and phone calls and interactions with her mother feel terrible... but she loves her#and she trusts her and she doesnt know what to do with her... or how to feel... and she wants answers andhgkshdfk GAHH its good#all of lees hair and teeth and nails and all of her things from childhood still in that house... in her room... all of her memories are in#that room... including clues to That One... god#longlegs spoilers#longlegs 2024 spoilers
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i was talking with a friend about how we both really think dol could use more violence and like...the ideas we came up with...i wish i knew how to mod LOL but i REALLY think this could be implemented and work within the story
i think having the option for the PC to kill unnamed NPCs if they're close enough to a breaking point after going through so much would fit so good in the game. maybe just one or two in specific scenarios so it's not like you're a serial killer but it would add flavor to the PC.
like if you meet certain requirements during a noncon encounter with a random unnamed NPC you can get you the chance to kill them, maybe kyler gives you a knife for self defense and protection at some point, or you just find a brick on the ground or a pipe. but i feel it fits more for spur of the moment so those last two work better
and OBVIOUSLY afterwards you get like, + + + + trauma and stress
maybe different stats give a different reaction, high sadism makes it so it's less trauma and stress? if it's repeatable maybe it stops giving trauma or stress? but I feel having it repeat would get boring and lose the impact.
but I think different outcomes would work!
There's a realization with + + + + trauma and + + + stress for one outcome
a different one with the text "you finally feel safe." With just + + trauma and - stress
Maybe if you've had max/near max trauma and stress for a while you just get text that's something like "you knew something like this would happen." And that could either raise or lower trauma/stress I feel.
also! killing someone would DEFINITELY amp up the horror aspects of dol, with ivory wraith already giving you hallucinations in the library where the students that usually talk about whatever get ivory's glowing text and call you graverobber and thief, you could get them calling you murderer and that could lead into a scene where sydney asks if you're alright, because you look sick you could have nightmares of it, waking up with + stress and/or + trauma. or if you wake up screaming you could get + love + robin's confidence if they run in to check on you. or bailey running in to check on you and offering you their..own kind of comfort. which i will talk more about next! you could get scenes for some LIs/Named NPCs where they try to comfort you if you confide in them, and depending on your stats with them if they believe you and worry for you, or if they think you're just some murderer.
characters I think would work for telling you killed someone (in self defense) robin: prompted to tell them if they run in to your room after you scream due to the nightmare, i think depending on how high/low their confidence is they could be scared of you but still love you, or hold you and tell you that they'll protect you
eden: i think they would be proud of you for defending yourself, but still get mad because you could have gotten hurt or caught by someone (also theyd think it was hot. sorry.)
black wolf (wolfperson): similar to eden, i don't think they'd really get how much of a big deal it would be for you to have killed someone, but they're also proud that you're strong enough to protect yourself
kylar: they'd tell you they could have done it for you, you didn't need to dirty your hands with this, but it's ok. they'll help you. don't worry. (if kylar is stalking you when the encounter happens they could help you hide the body after, otherwise you get a + + crime, but with kylar with you no + crime happens, though you end up passing missing person posters with the person you killed and get + + stress) (also would think you were hot for it)
bailey: they're mean, rude, and sell you off if you're short money, but they do care about you, they always come running in the orphanage when you yell, if you have a nightmare they can come running in, seeing that no one is in your room they can tell you to shut up, but they see your face and this obviously isn't like other times you've had nightmares. your face is different. they reluctantly sit on the edge of your bed (or just reluctantly ask you what's wrong) and you get the chance to tell them what you did, and how it's haunting you and all you can think about. obviously bailey is in some deep shit with what they do, they've absolutely dealt with murder before. they know how it can affect someone. and now two different things could happen. they sigh and walk over to you (getting up from the bed if they sat down) give you an awkward half hug, or they could sigh and tell you that they'll give you an extra day or two to get some money for rent, but just this once.
whitney: when they're in a relationship with you, i really feel they could border on kyler if they were a little more unhinged, with how protective they can get of you (punching someone in the stomach and beating them up and stealing from the person that either has sex with you or just SAYS they'd have sex with you on halloween) but i don't think they've ever done something as serious as kill a person, so they'd think you were bullshitting for a minute, until they see how serious you are, they'd get worried about if someone saw you, if you'd get caught, call you a dumbass while hugging you (sorry im weak to sweet whitney)
pure sydney: they get scared but try to reassure that they're sure it'll be ok, it was for your protection. They'll pray for you. - - love corrupt sydney: still taken aback but doesn't lose any love, says something about how if protecting yourself gets you sent to hell they'll go down with you
AND! i think the PC should be allowed to choke out NPCs during noncon encounters, if they manage to gain control of the situation.
depending on if this is before or after you killed someone the text could change
If you haven't killed anyone, you naturally stop once they pass out. but if you have you keep going until it's a force stop and you get + + trauma + + stress
#talking doll#degrees of lewdity#dol#robin the orphan#eden the hunter#black wolf the alpha#kylar the loner#bailey the caretaker#whitney the bully#sydney the fallen#anyways i think the PC should just simply be allowed to hurt people.#they've been hurt so much. they have so much anger in them.#what also came up in convo was we both think it would be fun to add a phone in dol. smiles#kylar sending u pictures of ur window <3#avery paypaling u per nude#38 missed calls from bailey asking where the hell u are LOL
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JE week day 3 (for the prompts "sick" and "confession")! Which is also today. Please don't look at you calendars. Anyway this one is much shorter than previous. Warning for second-hand embarrassment I guess? Sorry Jon you're just so bulliable. Fic under the cut.
(Edit I forgot to re-italicize everything lmao. So if you saw a version of this where nothing was in italics uhhhh no you didn't. Also added some other stuff cause this baby needed some editing)
"Elias Bouchard speaking," "Hello. This is Jon." A moment. "Erm- Jon Sims." Idiot. He already knows who you are! "Ah, Jon, good morning. To what do I owe the pleasure?" Elias sounded genuinely warm, like he was actually happy to hear from them. Something light and fuzzy bloomed in their chest. Their head felt blanketed in fog. What were they going to say? "Jon?" Right. Calling out sick. They had a plan that they had practiced over and over again in their head. Stick to the script. "I-I've come down with a cold, I think," their voice sounded rough and scratchy, even to their own ears. "I don't think I'll be able to come in today." "You do sound rather under the weather," there was the faint sound of computer keys clacking in the background. Elias himself seemed nonplussed at the news, which was probably a good sign. Still, barely two months into their important new job and already calling out sick… best to be clear that he wasn't slacking off. "I apologize, I know it must be inconvenient. I assure you that I'll be in to work as soon as possible, a-and-" Their words were rushing out of his mouth, tripping over each other in Jon's desperate need to make themselves understood. Elias mercifully cut them off. "Jon, if you're calling out sick, I'm assuming the situation is dire. Please, take as much time as you need. I'll inform the others that you're not feeling well." Elias sounded so terribly fond Jon was sure they were projecting their own fluttering nonsense onto him. After a brief pause, he added, "And please do make sure that you actually get some rest. Now, will that be all?" "I- thank you. Yes… that- that should be everything." "Alright. Get well soon, Jon." And then, in their cold-fogged brain, some stupid holdover instinct from their relationship with Georgie woke from its years long slumber to fire off "I love you." There was a moment of horrible, echoing silence as they both sat with the words Jon had allowed to leave their mouth. Then, with desperate finality, Jon ended the call.
(A few minutes later their phone vibrated. Jon pulled it out, handling it with all the careful fear of a snake handler holding an angry cobra.
It was a text. From Elias.
While flattering, I assume that's not what you meant to say?
Another vibration, and another message on the screen.
It's alright. Happens to everyone. Best of luck with your recovery and please do let me know if you need anything.)
#jon very narrowly dodging 'you too' only to walk straight into 'i love you'#initially i had their phone ding but then i realized that jon is probably the sort of person to just have their phone on silent all the tim#btw elias texts w/ regular grammar and punctuation because he old as Hell#jon would also text like that because he wants to come across as intelligent and professional#jonelias#joneliasweek#joneliasweek2024#i love my little freak disaster <3 they're trying so hard#and bitter as hell about having to call out. they came like this close to calling in demanding that everyone /else/ take the day off#so that they can work in peace#anyway my day 4 post will be. Very Different in tone from this one. and also long? will probably go on ao3.#we'll see.#ok that should be everything have fun#wait shit my writing tag#sparkwrites
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I think people who write de-aging kid fics about DC characters are great because it's all like "oh my god! Through totally random and unpreventable circumstances X character has been hit with magic/sci-fi bs and is now an adorable lil guy who needs the love and support of family and friends!" And that's 100% my kryptonite. I love it.
I do think people are sleeping on speedster controlled aging though.
I would kill for a fic where Kon gets deaged to five and Bart just shrugs and deages to five as well because it looks like fun. Then the two of em get into shenanigans and enjoy the childhood they never had.
Or if Hal gets turned into a child and Barry joins him so that Hal has company. And the two of em get to interact as kids and just have fun for once in their lives.
Or if Dick gets hit with a magic spell and shrinks back down to nine and Wally's like "Oh god, we were terrible as kids! I don't want to get stuck babysitting him..... 💡! I CAN'T GET STUCK BABYSITTING IF I'M ALSO A CHILD!!" And then it's just gremlin Dick and Wally running around together being the absolute worst.
I just think their selective aging thing is nifty and the fact that they can manually switch their ages is a fantastic plot device that rarely gets used.
#guys its literally so fucking funny to me#like imagine Cassie and Tim being exhausted from dealing with toddler Kon and Bart#and struggling to keep them alive all day#and then Max calls and Bart's just... suddenly a teenager again... and picking up the phone.#Tim: YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY A TODDLER?!?#Bart: Eh. I don't have an age so who knows at this point#or god. the plain nostalgia of lil baby Robin and KF hanging out together and making everyone else's lives hell#Dick: So whats up with you? whyre you a kid too?#Wally: what can i say Dicholas? you're a trend setter#and bby Hal and Barry would be so wholesome 🥺 just lil guys. playing with trading cards or something. going to the park. getting ice cream#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#impulse#wally west#bart allen#barry allen#speedsters
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screaming into the void <3
#my best friends boyfriend (who i’ve also been friends with for years) is just. not himself rn#we think it’s a manic episode but we don’t really know but it’s. terrifying lowkey#he thinks he’s genuinely jesus and that he’s conquered time and that he and my bsf are adam and eve#he’s been sending my bsf liek hundreds of texts per day since tuesday but it got really really bad and incoherent yesterday#and i woke up this morning to see multiple texts from gcs he created w me in them#and he keeps being like ‘because it’s 6:20 this is true’ and like ‘i know that at 9 pm everyone is gonna understand’#and he’ll text like 5 times then send a sc of what he just texted like that proves something but it’s all nonsense#i’m just really really concerned cause he really needs help but i don’t know how to ensure that happens cause he’s 19. not a minor#he’s just. not him rn. he’s called my bsf multiple times yesterday when he HATES calling normally#he had his band and his mom over in his apartment yesterday cause my bsf called his mom and h went to his bands show but was visibly not ok#and he saw nothing weird about it even tho he hates having ppl over normally and never without warning#and you can’t get him to see logic because everything you say he just twists around to work for him#to be clear it was not this bad when it started. when it started it seemed like normally maybe slightly out there conclusions he was drawing#but it just got worse and worse like exponential decay and really bad yesterday#he also didn’t sleep at all yesterday night and idk if he slept tonight#i know his mom took his phone at one point but he texted me and gcs w me in it starting at like 6:20 this morning#and my bsf and i and friends are on a trip out of state rn but we’re leaving today and i don’t wanna wake her up until i have to because#this is literally hell for her. but it’s just. scary. i don’t know what to do. i don’t think there’s any good options really for me rn#i want to warn ppl and try to explain he’s Not Him rn so they don’t get concerned but who knows if they’ll understand what i’m trying to say#i know it’s not the end of the world but it really feels like the end of my world as i know it if that makes sense#and my bsf lives with him in an apartment near their college and they just signed the lease for the next year#but she can’t stay there with him alone. not until he gets help. we’re all too scared it’s going in the directon where he thinks it’s better#for ppl to go to the afterlife. which like he never would normally. but he’s Not Him and so like. who knows#he keeps talking about all these different dimensions and how you need to travel to the 7th dimension to understand#my bsf was crying yesterday and she called her mom to explain and she keeps saying that she just wants her jake back it’s really scary#cause he will probably never be the same again. he’ll be similar but different but she wants his comfort but he’s Not Him. and can’t give it#i just. really want this to get better but it’s so hard to see that happening rn
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i think i accidentally got someone in trouble in real life and i feel sort of bad about it
#basically i had to get a 'certificate' as part of my loan preparation that shows i've been counseled on how to pay my mortgage#but the company i had to do it through was actually a debt consolidation agency and i got treated like i needed help with debt#i don't have any debt and i'm pretty responsible with my money but the guy i spoke to ended up grilling me on my financial plans#and also came up with some pretty inaccurate numbers about what my monthly expenses will be#i felt like i got talked down to the whole time and like i was being 'educated' for no reason and i told my lender#and she raised hell with them because like. a lot of her clients use this type of loan and have to go through these people#so now they're reviewing the phone call to determine if he acted inappropriately and tbh i feel like i'm rightfully pissed but also#i didn't expect it to go this far and i only said something to my lender because it bugged me that i had to make an account to get the cert#and now i can't remove my personal information from their portal#so yeah that's been my day
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hellooooo here's something that's been stuck in my head for a few days now:
Olli and Aleksi have a fwb situantionship in which they mostly give each other handjobs or grind, and it doesn't mean Aleksi likes men because they never kiss or anything like that, so it's fine, but then one night Olli surprises Aleksi with a quick smooch on his mouth mid-handjob (maybe he'd been dying to do so for so long) and Aleksi then decides that maybe a little kissing (🤏) is okay because they're doing it during a handjob so it's, like, part of it? that's the excuse he's gonna use anyway when he kisses Olli back, and so they start regularly making out while pleasuring each other and oops soon enough Aleksi is looking forward to the kissing as much as the handjobs/grinding, if not more, because as it turns out Olli is a great kisser and Aleksi always cums so hard when they do that and sometimes he kinda wants to just make out but he's overthinking it so he doesn't dare suggest it because that would sorta mean he likes men, wouldn’t it?? which he doesn't, of course, he's just a guy in his 20s who has sexual needs to be taken care of while he's on tour far from home 🤧
helloooooo I love everything about this 😩😩😩 just today (and also yesterday and the day before that and.. actually everyday) I thought about Aleksi being in denial and his brain making all those stupid excuses to be closer to Olli and aaaaahhhhh 😭
very obsessed with Aleksi looking forward to the kissing more than the actual handjobs/grinding 👀 maybe Olli notices how much it turns him on and how much he enjoys it and starts teasing him about it and it’s soooo difficult for Aleksi not to just kiss him right there, even though his brain says he shouldn’t 🤧
#just yesterday I found the clip from my phone where he stopped reading that one comment assuming he’s straight#and shqkshskshsjsk alluuuuuuuuuuuu#I can’t believe he’s ACTUALLY in denial 🙄🙄#ALSO!! I’ve also been thinking about others teasing him about it or him and Olli acting like a couple#also found a clip where he talks about him and Olli rooming on tour and the pause after ’the others call us-’ is enough for me#I can imagine Aleksi becoming so flustered#thsnk you for the askkk it made my evening a lot better 🥰🥰🥰#my head aches like hell so sorry about the typos and mistakes my brain isn’t braining#olliallu#answered
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in further context to the last post, re: very real emergency, today was the first time i ever had to call 911 for another person 🙃 basically to make a long story short(ish) my dad called my mom while at work super incoherent, we ended up calling 911, we were afraid it was any number of serious issues like a stroke or something, but what actually happened was that he inhaled too many fumes from the chemicals he was working with. so the EMTs declared him to be okay after he had like 20-30 minutes in fresh air. when he got home he told us that he didn't remember anything from 10 am - 4 pm, barely remembered calling my mom, didn't remember anything he said on the phone, and that the reason he called my mom was cause he basically passed out on the floor, woke up on the floor, and didn't know how he got there (he did not say that or share anything useful on the phone though lmao so we were pretty horrified to realize the situation was even worse than we'd assumed)
anyway he's fine now, just embarassed so much attention is being paid to him, and i have experienced Anxiety today
#the 911 was not the phone tree i mentioned earlier LOL it was very quick and efficient as it should be#the phone tree was my attempt to actually Locate my dad because i needed to know which specific place he was working#but i couldnt get through to a real person to tell me#i did get a call back immediately though from a real person! so we were able to keep working on the problem and get my dad help#but the actual moment it was happening i was like 'what if hes dying and i'm in hell having to listen to a lady tell me press 3 for xyz' 😭#i am also dying to know what chemicals he was using#he normally use respirators and stuff idk what happened today....
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not gonna lie yall, it feels like all I do is either work or recover from work and it's bumming me out big time
#I don't have a chronic illness. I shouldn't be taking this long to recover#idk why I can't get home from work and go straight to writing#it's like I have to spend a day mustering up the will to live in the face of ongoing capitalism#it's my own fault. I would have had a two day weekend but they asked me to come in to cover someone and my clown ass said sure#I want to be pissed at the coworker who called off but it's my own fault for accepting#I had a phone interview today and I am ANXIOUS to know if they're going to bring me in for a second interview I NEED a better job#I just want a job where I dont dread going to work and also maybe get paid more than minimum wage#feeling really depressed about capitalism and working forever and knowing I'll never be able to afford a house#I WANT TIME TO DO MY HOBBIES GOD DAMN IT ;A;#also im lonely as hell. how am I supposed to go out and meet people if I'm too tired to do anything#I wanna meet someone. I wanna be loved romantically.
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I was chattering my sister’s ear off on the phone earlier about the tgcf brother!huaqing fanfic I’m writing and she was hmn-ing along sounding like she kinda wanted to die (she’s never watched or read a mxtx story and did not understand anything I was saying).
And somewhere along the way the connection cut my ramble short (no clue when though because I just kept talking) and now she’s not answering her texts…
I have been ghosted by my own sister.
#yes this is a call out post I know you stalk my tumblr sister dearest#but yea I feel like that meme where the daughter is talking to the mom and the mom is trying to hide in her blanket on the couch#me: *talking about my mxtx obsession*#my sister: I didn’t sign up for this#me: you signed the contract when you chose to come from the same womb#okay to be fair the phone probably actually cut out from bad signal but she still chose to ignore me when I called back#and now she’s not answering her texts#honestly I find it hilarious#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx characters#mxtx fandom#mxtx fanfic#mxtx hell#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf fanfic#tgcf donghua#tgcf manhua#tgcf novel#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#fandom#fanfictions#fanfics#fanfic#fanfiction#hua cheng#mu qing
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We finally got a new landline phone and this one we can block numbers on (immediately blocked moms brother in law and niece) and weve had it for a few days but we still cant figure out how to get it to take messages?? Bitch????
I think I fixed it but weve thought that like four times already
Also the robot voice is British ew... and the ringer is sooo loud and annoying it gives me headaches 😭 only benefit is the blocking
#and we're not dealing with the hassle of scamazon refunds and it was $90 for the landline + 2 handhelds so we've not trying another one#i literally went 'ew its British' when we hit the answering machine button sgdggdgdgd#we had one once that would read out the caller id and we'd make fun of it all the time like in the same robot voice 'call from MOM... call#from MOM... call from MOM...' over and over#the last phone i set the ringer limit to 3 then voicemail and now its 4 then voicemail bc we compromised :/#im just waiting for the scam caller to call bc im blocking that bitch to hell and back mwhahahahaga eat shit bitch!#even if you did answer the phone and say no we're not interested in donating he would call back in 3 days! or the next day!!! like BITCH#IM BROKE!!#marquilla
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