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the idea that katherine would make a good mikaelson is kind of laughable because she is so genuinely fundamentally against. like 90% of what the mikaelsons stand for.
they’re all backstabbers so she has that going for her but at the end of the day they will pull through for each other while katherine has never been loyal to anyone for more than like 45 minutes on a good day
this one is especially for if she’s a mikaelson via elijah but she will not risk her life for klaus or rebekah for a damn second nor would she stand around and let elijah do it and the idea that elijah’s going to Let Her stop him from helping his siblings if they need it is laughable
she’s a habitual liar??? paired with elijah, who is also a fucking liar, there’s just nothing there to build on lmfao their relationship would have crashed and burned if they had actually gotten together if we’re being fr about it. elijah at his core is about family (and also fucked up) and katherine is about herself (and also fucked up)
and i’m not saying any of this is a fault on katherine’s part that’s just how she is and i don’t see how anyone can convince themselves that her being with elijah, and therefore regularly in klaus’ life, would make her any less flighty or sneaky at all. do you REALLY think her being with someone she knows would pick klaus over her would have katherine relaxed or “more herself” (whatever idea of kat y’all tend to have) enough to the point where she and elijah could actually. be happy???
the funniest part about it all is that if katherine were to “become a mikaelson” she would be better off with literally any other sibling besides elijah
#elijah & katherine are not a good pair i'm sorry to say but people were delusional with that one#if klaus had killed katherine elijah would have just gotten over that shit lmao#especially since he also stood by and let klaus murder her entire family#and then made katherine out to be the bad guy#i just . am not seeing how people deluded themselves into thinking it wouldn't crash and burn#katherine and klaus would be a HEAVILY toxic pair but it would work for them better than elijah & katherine for fucking sure#katherine pierce#elijah mikaelson#anti kalijah#ig??#like. klatherine? doable. it'd be messy as fuck but entertaining#kathbekah?? you could build something out of it.#koltherine? i've never even liked this one but kol stays away enough for it to be viable#even fuckin katherine/freya would make a better pairing to be so honest lmfao#oh oh oh i take it back#kath/finn would be worse than kath/lijah#a low bar but...
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(If anyone missed it, two of the largest papers in the US were planning to endorse Harris, but the owners stepped in to prevent it. Editors have resigned in protest. )
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love how jedi in the acolyte all think about attachment differently…when jecki says that sol shouldn’t keep holos of his former padawans and sol counters that memories help you grow. they feel like a real religion with their differing interpretations! and that’s what it’s all about, truly.
#you can tell this show has put actual thought into the jedi’s status as an institution and religion#which is maybe a low bar but when favloni limbo so recklessly#i enjoy the moments of sun#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#star wars
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55% believe the economy is shrinking, and 56% think the US is experiencing a recession, though the broadest measure of the economy, gross domestic product (GDP), has been growing. 49% believe the S&P 500 stock market index is down for the year, though the index went up about 24% in 2023 and is up more than 12% this year. 49% believe that unemployment is at a 50-year high, though the unemployment rate has been under 4%, a near 50-year low.
My new calling card/mantra: You cannot policy tweak your way around this
#democracy: worst form of government except for the all the others - and others? The bar is *low*#let me tell ya
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2024:
REPEAT THE CYCLE
NEVER BREAK THE PATTERN
COPE IN THE WORST WAY YOU KNOW
DO NOT IMPROVE
CHOKE YOURSELF WITH FALSE ETHICS
LET YOUR FAMILY ENGULF YOU COMPLETELY
ROT
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Quick sketches of my most favourite bg3 relationships
#doodle#baldur's gate 3#my bar is so low I see characters caring for each other I fall in love#these are also the ones I had in my party most often
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i do think that writers should be aware of the dark topics they're writing about; to me this means that e.g. if you're writing about an abusive relationship, you should know that it is abusive. i don't mean that you need to have a big and important point to make about abuse (especially not a necessarily moralistic one where e.g. the abuser "gets what's coming to them") in order to write it. just like that you should know what you're writing about. otherwise you get batman comics.
#it's fine for the Point of the story to be like 'wow this is fucked up huh' like i like horror.... i read that shit#but you should KNOW you know. that's all. a low bar
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Y'know I used to think that Marvel would never come up with anything more romantic than "I love you in every universe" but then they just had to put out a movie with the premise "I don't give a fuck about every version of you. I don't even care if you're the worst one out of all of them. I want you, specifically, individually, as you are, forever." and I am falling apart again.
#i mean the bar was pretty low to begin with; it's the mcu after all#BUT COME ON POOLVERINE IS SUCH A GOOD LOVE STORY#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#dot says
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“I seldom cahoot”
Hades is actually King shit. I don’t care what anyone else says. The fact that he immediately offered sanctuary to Percy, Sally and Grover? Yes, he had ulterior motives but they weren’t at the cost of anyone and he made them clear AND he really doesn’t give a shit about his family drama. He really is just an introvert who doesn’t want to be disturbed. He just wants to be bisexual and spend time with his wife. Love it for him.
Side note: the fact that readers know that he put his kids in the casino to protect them just makes it that much better!
#the parenthood bar is low but we aprrwciate the crumbs we get#hades#pjo hades#Percy Jackson hades#percy jackson disney+#percy jackson fandom#percy jackson show#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson spoilers#percy jackson#pjo spoilers#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo disney+
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AHHHHH I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW DOGDAY SO MUCH!!!! by any chance may we get some player and catnap content? :3
you save a weird-lookin' cat ONE time and suddenly it thinks you are an angel sent by god or something, smh
#thank you!#catnap amuses me greatly#all it takes to be labeled god is to just save him huh?#the bar is low with this one#my art#sitruuna-art#fanart#artists on tumblr#click for higher quality#ask#horror#poppy playtime#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime player#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime catnap#poppy playtime chapter 3#catnap#smiling critters#poppy playtime smiling critters
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“How could Ferrari continue to justify it? By this point, the Vatican viewed auto racing as downright immoral. The Holy See's own daily news-paper, the Osservatore Romano, compared Enzo to a Roman god with a taste for flesh. "An industrial Saturn," it called him, "who continues to devour his own sons."”
need u to know that this is an actual quote talking about how ferraris f1 team kept killing their drivers in the early stages of f1
This message I sent to my friend at 2am seems relevant
#wolfy tedtalks#also thats an insane quote#something my brother loves to remind me is that “no one has died in 9 years” which i think is a Very low bar to cross LOL
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here are all of my new bfdi gjinkas, fully done! well, not "fully" fully. these are just colored sketches... i just wanted to get my ideas down, so you folks can see them, and so i can use them in later art! yay!
also, yeah, the proportions are inconsistent, and i pretty quickly forgot to put the squiggle under the team name. but whatever! hope you like them anyway :)
#dandy's doodles#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfdi humie#bfdi gjinka#bfdi human#bfdi humanized#tpot#the power of two#bfb#i really like how these turned out!!!! they're infinitely better than the old ones (though the bar is incredibly low...)#some of my favorite new designs are taggy... cake... bracelety... foldy... stapy... black hole... saw...#though i love them all very much <3
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nothing makes you love your old bad dog like a younger, worse dog
#melis <3#luna wasnt very bad so the bar was low#melis isnt that bad either#shes just#a tiny shrew-faced spitz whose feelings are still too big for her body
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“Lady Pent. Tell me about your childhood bedroom.” “It was the size of this sitting room, perhaps,” said Pent promptly. “Two beds with their heads against the far wall from the door. I liked to have my younger brother sleep in my room sometimes, when I was small. Primrose walls in paste-on flimsy, not wash—a pretty chroma of the Prince Undying, but a little cockeyed—a Vit-D panel in place of a window, with a repeated design on it. My grandfather’s arm bones over the door. A little reinforced table where I played at dolls or read, with a cubby beneath it where I was meant to crouch in case a zonal jet made it past the winnow. Phosphorescent stars painted on the ceiling, a peg on the wall for my gloves and robe. I haven’t thought of it in years. Why?” “Initial test,” said Harrowhark. “The flexibility of metaphysical solipsism aside, I have hardly any knowledge of the Fifth House and how its people live there. The more nonsensical your answer, the more likely you were to be a construction of my brain.”
There's just something terribly sad about the fact that what Harrow was so convinced would be utterly alien to her was...a sunshine coloured bedroom with glow in the dark stars on the ceiling where a little girl played dolls. An idea of childhood that Harrow, told she was a warcrime and raised as a penitent from almost infancy, never experienced.
#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#abigail pent#I'm sure being raised in feral ghost Downton Abbey in the atmosphere of Jupiter was in many respects also a suboptimal childhood#But the Ninth set the bar so very very low
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I love watching Phantom where the Raoul is giving it his all and is trying his best to be a good boyfriend and yet Christine is still visually conflicted on choosing him or the literal murderer that lives underground.
#phantom of the opera#erik/christine#raoul/christine#christine daae#we’re two murders in and she’s still like ‘idk he makes a good case with the music and he has a fat ass’#its one thing for Raoul to suck and ‘win’ because the bar is low#But its an entirely more enjoyable experience when Raoul is legitimately good and yet Christine still wants Erik#It’s so sad but I mean the LAYERS
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out of all the batfam, bruce's relationship with stephanie is genuinely the most interesting to me, because literally what is going on there? what are they doing? how do they feel about each other, like actually.
#NOT father and daughter#not really mentor and student#but a secret third thing#she died and they're never going to move past that#when she was a kid she dreamed of him saving her and they're never going to move past that#and they'll never talk about anything ever#and like there's love that's undeniable#but there's also genuine bitterness and vitriol#not her dad but the most reliable male adult in her life#which tells you how low the bar is#god i need to dissect them#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#spoiler dc#dc comics#batfam#batman#batfamily
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