#a little cannibalism as a treat

[goodmorningevildoers]

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[mourn-and-watch]

isn't it wild that warden-commander invoked the right of conscription on anders with direct permission of the queen/king of ferelden and templars still didn't leave him be. isn't it wild that some of them were willing to drink darkspawn blood and bound themselves to another order just to get to him even though he was proven to be under warden-commander's protection. isn't it wild that the wardens had always been a golden ticket for mages who tried to get away from the circle and it was working perfectly fine for everyone else and then in his case it just didn't

[chuthulhu-reads]

[ID: Two panels from Dungeon Meshi. The first scows Senshi clutching his face as tears start to spill out of his eyes, saying, "I've always... always wanted to have this soup one more time." He's not wearing his helmet in this panel, so his face is unusually visible, detailed and vulnerable. The second panel shows himself as a youngster, surrounded by his old mining team, all smiling at each other, one of them rubbing Senshi's head. Modern-day Senshi continues, "Thank you. All of you. Thank you." End ID.]

Holy shit. I anticipated some tragic backstory from the "I must feed the young ones" panels, but what I'd guessed was that Senshi might have become so devoted to cooking and eating literally whatever because he'd previously survived a famine and had seen children starve to death. I did not expect him to have been the child who was the sole survivor of a doomed travel party, one of whom was determined to feed Senshi first because he was the youngest, and that Senshi has lived with the fear of having inadvertently committed cannibalism by eating stew that he'd never quite known the contents of. I'm happy for him that Laios deduced and confirmed for him that it was griffin meat, that he was able to taste the meal that saved his life once more and remember the friends he lost. Seriously, I'm crying, and also earnestly relieved that while his backstory is pretty dark, it's not the type of fucked up I'd been preparing myself mentally for.

[nessberry]

kainess is so cannibalism as a symbol of all consuming love

[crimsonmonsoon]

My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.

And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.

I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.

In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.

He’s on my walls now…

[theimpalee]

pov he is going to eat you

[theaffablescamp]

Critical Reception (Rated T)

Welcome to Alastor Eats! Your number one source for what's hot and what's not on the Pride Ring cannibal scene.

On this week's edition:

Alastor reviews the King of Hell himself, Lucifer Morningstar. Sweeter than an angel cake, or devilishly disappointing?

Tune in to tonight's program to find out!

(tl;dr: Alastor takes a bite out of Lucifer then reviews him on his radio show like a bad restaurant.)

[nukacourier]

Gonna mention something unsavory about Pierre because I can

He has cannibalistic tendencies but thats probably unsurprising to anyone who's been reading my posts about her

[bunnieswithknives]

Oh, she lets me right in and I fed 'til I'm full If something goes wrong, I'm accountable Oh, a life without her is no life at all I la la la la la la la la love you, cannibal queen

[maruyaaya]

i am physically incapable of writing fics where the main couple isn’t horrifically codependent

[des-no9]

Kinda wanna do a big meta post of my githyanki relationship and "family" HCs. Family I believe was more of a concept to them pre-Vlaakith and could be something again post Vlaakith, but that damage is so deeply done to their society it could take a very, very long time for such big changes.

Also, I like to look at family and relationships etc to them through their lens, not our lens as much as possible. Even if it was probably that they were descended from humans so very long ago, they're very much aliens now.

This concerns their society as a whole and not necessarily the outliers like githyanki brought up outside of creches or the system etc.

[goodmorningevildoers]

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[gummysunnybear]

How many aus do I have ruin in? What's his roles in these aus?? :3

Lord sun:Nope! [Made before he showed up!]

Lord solar flare:Nope! [Again made before he showed up!]

Lord bloodmoon:Yes! [Messager]

Nice moon:Nope [before he showed up]

Puppet sun:Yup! [Planner]

Trapped sun:Nope! [Didn't add him]

Swapped eclipse:nope- [made after the swapped au episode]

Astroid:Nope- [didn't show up in time for this au 😞]

Sol:Yes! [Half known]

Sunny experiment:Yup! [Doctor]

The bloody punishment:Yup! [Planner]

Oily treat:Yup! [Victim of Bloodmoon killings-]

Test au:nope- [didn't have time to add him]

Tangled au:Hah nope- [he didn't fit a character]

a what if:Yes! [Nexus helper]

perfect world:Nope! [Way before he showed up-]

cg eclipse:Nah- [didn't show up]

mama earth:Nope! [Didn't show up]

softie killers:Yes! [Makes the targets!]

nightmare daycare:Yeh! [Mentioned/nexus helper]

bloody circus:Yup! [One of the clowns

Freakshow:Yes! [Singer]

lovesick killers:Nope!! [Didn't want to add him]

the sunny circus:Nope! [Couldn't add him]

serial killer lunar:Nope!! [Mostly just lunar and eclipse brotherly bond!]

the candy daycare:Yeh- [helper]

the gummy daycare:Yeah! [Helper]

little space daycare:Nope! [Couldn't add him]

trapped in a nightmare:Nope! [Didn't fit]

cannibal romance:Nope! [Lumini au!]

Feel free to ask about the aus! :3

[quietwingsinthesky]

free space "Weird" Edition

alsjfkfjkajd i dont know how i got from my original vague idea to this but its funny so im posting it

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“If we were on a deserted island,” Mabel says, (She’s laying on Dipper’s bed, beating the soles of her feet against his back like she plans to run a marathon while standing still, and he’s trying to ignore her and read, unsuccessfully.) “would you eat me first to survive… or would you let me eat you and tell everyone about your noble, delicious sacrifice?”

“Would I- I’m not delicious, I probably taste… bitter, and gross, and”—Mabel’s suspicious quiet has him turning to face her, adamant to himself that he is not holding his book in front of him like a shield.—“do not even think about trying to prove otherwise.”

Mabel’s eyes dart away from whatever part of him she was looking at, feigning complete innocence, “Pfft, Dipper, I would never bite you to find out what you taste like… besides that one time in first grade, and that doesn’t count because I didn’t even draw blood!”

[3 sentence birthday ficathon]

[greensaplinggrace]

"darklina shippers will see alina wanting the darkling dead and treat it as high romance! 😡" lol of course I will? they're a lovers to enemies ship like damn girl learn to have some fun!

[lilbiscuitboy]

a little vince doodle i did while i was listening to the apples in stereo