#a little cannibalism as a treat

[goodmorningevildoers]

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[mourn-and-watch]

isn't it wild that warden-commander invoked the right of conscription on anders with direct permission of the queen/king of ferelden and templars still didn't leave him be. isn't it wild that some of them were willing to drink darkspawn blood and bound themselves to another order just to get to him even though he was proven to be under warden-commander's protection. isn't it wild that the wardens had always been a golden ticket for mages who tried to get away from the circle and it was working perfectly fine for everyone else and then in his case it just didn't

[nessberry]

kainess is so cannibalism as a symbol of all consuming love

[crimsonmonsoon]

My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.

And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.

I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.

In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.

He’s on my walls now…

[maruyaaya]

i am physically incapable of writing fics where the main couple isn’t horrifically codependent

[theimpalee]

pov he is going to eat you

[egginfroggin]

Mabel "magic hair that glows when she sings" Pines

Known in my head as "that AU where Bill and Ford form the world's most toxic co-parenting duo with shockingly non-catastrophic results" and "my excuse to draw Bord being needlessly melodramatic"

Torn between Mabel getting to to keep Waddles or an axolotl as a pet to parallel Pascal in the original film, rather tempted to give her both

Frying pan violence to come at a later date

I. really need to practice drawing small children. huh

Transcriptions:

age 14-16 during much of the Plot (bbygirl done been kidnapped oh no)

4. Bill: "Honestly, I don't see the problem here, you're getting a great deal here, Sixer, you've got your niece safe and sound and you're even getting eternal youth outta this whole shindig -- well, 'tilshe dies at least -- and aren't humans all about that or somethin' AND you get to know ME on top of all that, you even get to use your body more often than not (usually), yet here you are all MAD at me Sixer, honestly, what's wrong with a little kidnapping anyway you're so uptight she's oblivious and happy as a clam look at her, you're just petty -"

(Program: krita; time: about 1hr 30 minutes)

[theaffablescamp]

Critical Reception (Rated T)

Welcome to Alastor Eats! Your number one source for what's hot and what's not on the Pride Ring cannibal scene.

On this week's edition:

Alastor reviews the King of Hell himself, Lucifer Morningstar. Sweeter than an angel cake, or devilishly disappointing?

Tune in to tonight's program to find out!

(tl;dr: Alastor takes a bite out of Lucifer then reviews him on his radio show like a bad restaurant.)

[nukacourier]

Gonna mention something unsavory about Pierre because I can

He has cannibalistic tendencies but thats probably unsurprising to anyone who's been reading my posts about her

[bunnieswithknives]

Oh, she lets me right in and I fed 'til I'm full If something goes wrong, I'm accountable Oh, a life without her is no life at all I la la la la la la la la love you, cannibal queen

[goodmorningevildoers]

Tik, tok, time for long pig.

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[des-no9]

Kinda wanna do a big meta post of my githyanki relationship and "family" HCs. Family I believe was more of a concept to them pre-Vlaakith and could be something again post Vlaakith, but that damage is so deeply done to their society it could take a very, very long time for such big changes.

Also, I like to look at family and relationships etc to them through their lens, not our lens as much as possible. Even if it was probably that they were descended from humans so very long ago, they're very much aliens now.

This concerns their society as a whole and not necessarily the outliers like githyanki brought up outside of creches or the system etc.

[gummysunnybear]

How many aus do I have ruin in? What's his roles in these aus?? :3

Lord sun:Nope! [Made before he showed up!]

Lord solar flare:Nope! [Again made before he showed up!]

Lord bloodmoon:Yes! [Messager]

Nice moon:Nope [before he showed up]

Puppet sun:Yup! [Planner]

Trapped sun:Nope! [Didn't add him]

Swapped eclipse:nope- [made after the swapped au episode]

Astroid:Nope- [didn't show up in time for this au 😞]

Sol:Yes! [Half known]

Sunny experiment:Yup! [Doctor]

The bloody punishment:Yup! [Planner]

Oily treat:Yup! [Victim of Bloodmoon killings-]

Test au:nope- [didn't have time to add him]

Tangled au:Hah nope- [he didn't fit a character]

a what if:Yes! [Nexus helper]

perfect world:Nope! [Way before he showed up-]

cg eclipse:Nah- [didn't show up]

mama earth:Nope! [Didn't show up]

softie killers:Yes! [Makes the targets!]

nightmare daycare:Yeh! [Mentioned/nexus helper]

bloody circus:Yup! [One of the clowns

Freakshow:Yes! [Singer]

lovesick killers:Nope!! [Didn't want to add him]

the sunny circus:Nope! [Couldn't add him]

serial killer lunar:Nope!! [Mostly just lunar and eclipse brotherly bond!]

the candy daycare:Yeh- [helper]

the gummy daycare:Yeah! [Helper]

little space daycare:Nope! [Couldn't add him]

trapped in a nightmare:Nope! [Didn't fit]

cannibal romance:Nope! [Lumini au!]

Feel free to ask about the aus! :3

[quietwingsinthesky]

free space "Weird" Edition

alsjfkfjkajd i dont know how i got from my original vague idea to this but its funny so im posting it

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“If we were on a deserted island,” Mabel says, (She’s laying on Dipper’s bed, beating the soles of her feet against his back like she plans to run a marathon while standing still, and he’s trying to ignore her and read, unsuccessfully.) “would you eat me first to survive… or would you let me eat you and tell everyone about your noble, delicious sacrifice?”

“Would I- I’m not delicious, I probably taste… bitter, and gross, and”—Mabel’s suspicious quiet has him turning to face her, adamant to himself that he is not holding his book in front of him like a shield.—“do not even think about trying to prove otherwise.”

Mabel’s eyes dart away from whatever part of him she was looking at, feigning complete innocence, “Pfft, Dipper, I would never bite you to find out what you taste like… besides that one time in first grade, and that doesn’t count because I didn’t even draw blood!”

[3 sentence birthday ficathon]

[greensaplinggrace]

"darklina shippers will see alina wanting the darkling dead and treat it as high romance! 😡" lol of course I will? they're a lovers to enemies ship like damn girl learn to have some fun!

[lilbiscuitboy]

a little vince doodle i did while i was listening to the apples in stereo