#a hummina hummina awooga

[grackleshells]

MEOW

Hey hi, I see your request are open...

Can you make an AU on this???

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warnings: pet play (kitten), aggressive behaviors, possessive behavior, collaring

Wanda was overbearing. That wasn't a conclusion you ever thought you'd make in the years you spent dating Wanda, but now you were sure that was the case.

When Wanda first moved you out to this cabin, you were excited. It was small, but it was in the middle of a beautiful forest and even had a nice lake. Everyday Wanda would take you for a walk or let you swim around. Then she'd make you lunch and let you do whatever you wanted inside the house until dinner time. It was fun, but it didn't last very long.

Slowly, Wanda gave you less and less freedom. First you weren't allowed to use the sharp knives or the stove without permission. Then you had to ask her to leave the house. Most days she wouldn't even let you get dressed by yourself. There was so much fuss about you needing her help to do anything and then suddenly she disappeared and gave all her attention to that stupid book. It pissed you off.

The first time was excusable but the tenth time was too much for you. You knew your worth. You didn't need to beg anybody for affection, not even Wanda. She could have all the power and knowledge in the world, but you were not going to lose to some old ass book and its stupid spells. You were just going to leave. Maybe you'd come back or maybe you'd move on, but you weren't going to figure that out trapped in that cabin.

You didn't even give Wanda the benefit of an explanation. While she was busy studying, you packed your bags and got ready to leave. Of course, nothing was ever that easy with Wanda.

"And where is my precious little kitten going out all by themselves?"

You grimaced at the pet name. "I'll be back in a bit." You turned the knob of the front door only for it to lock. A frustrated groan slipped through your nostrils. "I'm just going out for a little while, alright? Don't make this difficult." No matter how hard you tugged at the knob, it didn't budge.

Wanda clicked her tongue. "The only one being difficult here is you, kitty." She snapped her fingers twice signaling you to come towards her. "If you're upset you have to tell mommy or-"

"If I'm upset? Wanda, you've been ignoring me for days! I couldn't even tell you what was wrong if I wanted to!" you felt like you were going to explode. She couldn't just walk out on you for days at a time and expect everything to be peaches and cream. What did she take you for? "I'm just going for a walk, I'll be back soon. Just give me some space."

Wanda shook her head and sighed. "Is that what this is about? You're upset mommy isn't giving you enough attention?" She laughed. Her kitty could be so dramatic at times. "If you take your punishment like a good pet, then I'll spend the whole day with you. Doesn't that sound fair?" She reached out to grab your hand but you pulled away too fast.

You tucked your hand underneath your arm. "No it doesn't sound fair at all! You're not listening to me!" The way Wanda's face began to change wasn't lost on you, but you didn't want to back down. "I'm not some toy you can put to the side when you feel like it! I don't want to be a kitten anymore!"

Wanda clenched her jaw. "You don't mean that." She reached out for your hand again. It was more forceful this time. "Mommy let you spend too much time by yourself and suddenly you think you're all big and tough. I know just how to fix that." The strength she used to drag you around was almost inhuman. All the softness she approached you with before was long gone. "If you want to be mean to me, mommy gets to be mean to you." She tossed you over the shared bed and began tearing your clothes off.

You yelled and desperately tried to push Wanda off you. "Get off me, damn it! I'm not messing around with you!" All the strength used to push her off of you was useless. Wanda had always been much stronger than you. It only took seconds for her to get you completely naked. All your clothes were torn to shreds. You were terrified. You'd never been scared of Wanda before. It didn't feel right.

"And I'm not messing with you either." Wanda reached into her bedside drawer and grabbed your collar. She wasted no time fastening the red leather accessory to your neck and tightening. "You're my kitty and I get to do whatever I want with you and your useless little body!" The leash was tied to the bedpost and Wanda immediately got off of you. "I can ignore you and you're going to be thankful if I decide to bring you lunch."

Wanda left your shared bedroom in a rush, slamming the door behind her.

For a moment, you just stared at the door. Was she serious? Of course she wasn't. Wanda would come back once she cooled off. She had to come back. You were her kitten.

[dani-be-existing]

this movie has made me go insane over a dalmatian 😔

[pearodice]

panel redraw of mr. wolf because trimax is living in my head rent-free right now

[mothgirl-number-4]

hellO world I am fucking horny as girlballs

[allgremlinart]

Tumblr you are so fickle. or maybe just horny.

[yumeblue]

OMGGG UR CRUSHING ON MONA??? YESSSS

*TURNS AWAY SHYLY*

[dysphorie]

new spiky eye design for the mask?? many thoughts.

[spuffyfet]

[childishfilipino]

Apologies for the low pitched ARF's and AWOOGA'S

AUBREY PLAZA.

BY LUKE FONTANA.© | SEPTEMBER 2024.

[goatbugg]

did i?????

[illextration]

Summer has left too soon but also it's sunflower season now

[simonfairchildirl]

nobody is talking about how freaky eric delano was. like that man said mary was hot in the same way a shark is hot and then actively acknowledged that she tasted like BLOOD and was like "yeah i want that one awooga hummina hummina hummina"

[kerubimcrepin]

Wakfu OVA - Book 1, The Throne of Ice [PART 2]

Ankama is soooo good at writing manipulative characters 😑 and writing in general.

Except it's not her call what Yugo does with the Dofus of his people for someone who just insulted him, and Harebourg is clearly breaching their deal?

Anyway later in the OVA she says exactly what I just said, for some reason. As if the writers forgot they made her completely disregard Yugo's wishes at this moment. Incredible. 😀

(God I fucking hate this OVA's entire Frigost part.)

THANK YOU SIPHO FOR THIS MEAL.

I really do wonder, what the plot of Welsh & Shedar is, for it to concern the Winds Kingdom and Sipho, as was recently revealed...

HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA WOOF WOOF. GRRRR. Thank you for the meal, Sipho. You're the only one making this OVA bearable.

God I hate the OVA for lobotomizing her. I hate the simple villainy-for-the-sake-of-villainy. Does Tot think Amalia is stupid? Does he think we are stupid? Is this a normal way to write a show? I think I hate the concept of watching shows now.

Season 3 will be like eating nails.

"Yeah man, just let me try and kill two innocent kids for no fucking reason in front of armed people who will kill me immediately afterwards, and yeah it's in no way benefitting my goals or the goal of my master. surely this will end well for me when i'm done and either have to fight these people or face my master and his wife."

Ankama has become more feminist now: they have decided to write male characters with the same amount of not caring.

Anyway, I don't have anything to say about Yugo and Amalia and Harebourg and the "interrupted wedding" scene, because this is actually braindead and I am sad to be rewatching this.

This is so unserious.

Thank you Sipho... For the meal...

[tapwater118]

object women amirite

object women?!?!?! eyes pop out of head jaw drops to table tongue rolls out AWOOGA AWOOGA hummina hummina hummina whistles BARK BARK BARK BARK hi mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean

[colorized245]

its really funny seeing my mutuals horny for steven time fcuk. depressed blobby man with with a goofy ass :0 face. to me that guy is the personification of disassociation and depression and self loathing, this broken man who is absolutely nothing and yet somehow means everything everywhere he is, and to them hes Hummina Hummina Awooga Boingo Boingo. its comforting

[demilypyro]

jaw drops to ground tongue rolls out of mouth eyes pop out steam billows from ears hummina hummina hummina awooga

Rolls up my sleeve, spins my arm around several times, uppercuts you into the sky and you explode like fireworks