#a ho???

[saintmichale]

have you ever heard of saint urho?

I have not, please tell me more

[k-eke]

A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!

Inspired by this amazing plush Link

[skopostheorie]

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

[knightofleo]

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Tower Duo

[notherpuppet]

I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

[milkshreds]

The guardians

[eagle-writes]

Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

Ink: Waterman Inspired Blue

[tylerposey]

How about I put a smile back on that pretty face?

[shotmrmiller]

the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:

you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.

and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.

(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)

but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.

"saw ya lookin' at us."

? you did no such thing.

"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."

you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.

[whimsyfemme]

yes i do wanna get stupid high with them and cuddle. yes i do want them to feel all up on me and claim that it’s "the weed making them do it". yes i do want to have stupid high sex with them and have them completely pussy whipped as their strap bottoms out in me— like bro what??? no fucking brainer?????

this is about lesbian sex men dni

[mysticalfg]

Bloodweave nation hello. They make me mentally ill <3

[sablingart]

Legendary Silver & Gold Stamps

[sugarmint-dreams]

Fire type pokemon!

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[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"

"My favourite is the Flash!"

"Mine is Robin!"