#rat asks

[jarold-rat]

Request: Benny having a quinceañera

this request is so cute i grinned with glee and started eating people alive

maybe he gets one after he is head chairman ... the rest of them are his chambelanes i would think.. so cute

[saintmichale]

have i ever told you about when i was a freshman in highschool someone broke onto our front porch in the middle of the night and all they did was move the bench to inconvenience us. i think about it often

That’s malicious inconvenience right there omg

[obsessed-sketches]

5, 15, 29 for the weirdly specific ask game :D

5. Favourite form of potato?

Hmmm probably hot chips. Especially since it’s getting cooler over here I could really go for nice warm chips.

15. Rank the methods of death, freezing burning or drowning?

uhh.. in order of best to worst: drowning, burning, freezing

29. Preferred pasta noodle?

ummm the cute little bow ties are delicious they make me happy.

thanks for the ask!

[wildrodentx]

Can I marry like half ur ocs :P

also guess who

Yes! I'm completely comfortable w ppl selfshipping or making ship art of my ocs unless stated otherwise go ahead!

Also hi ray

[musicblocks]

What did i say about louisa looking like a facebook mom 😔 (not mine i found it on pinterest)

This is very accurate tessa would say this 💀

[ghostsbimbo]

Please note: I only have mild cerebral palsy - I can function without mobility aids - even though lately a wheel chair has been sounding pretty nice 😅

[aratinatophat]

can i chew on ur tibia, just a little bit, as a treat, or maybe just hug you so hard either my shoulders pop out (very likely) (they used to do that all the time) or i crush ur ribs just a little bit(unlikely) (i am very weak)

Yes 👍 (my bones are very un-dense and my muscles are sludge so crushing my ribs is easy)

Good luck finding my tibia though I’m not sure where it is exactly! :3 (genuine, have many lucks)

[maushrew]

Hello, sorry I bothered you but I wanted to ask if you do requests for art and if so what do you accept to draw?

I can def take requests! it depends on my mood most of the time but im usually fine with em. I accept any and all, as long as its nothing risque or morally gross— so no l0li shit yknow? im pretty chill

[jarold-rat]

I have a headcanon that when Benny slept with Emily Ortal, he tried to remove her glasses in a seductive way, but stopped as Emily was like “try it and I’ll fucking kill you”

been thinking about this and i wanna draw smth for it so bad but i dont think i can capture how funnt this is

[assiraphales]

a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

[saintmichale]

would you get this

With Michael Cera? Absolutely

[obsessed-sketches]

for the good omens ask game! 1, 12, 17, 18, 23!

Hello!!! Thankyou so much for the ask!!

When did you first watch/discover Good Omens, and how did you find out about it?

I first heard about it in 2022 when a new friend I had made that year begged me to watch it. I didn't properly get a chance to fall in love with it and become obsessed until late last year though.

12. Has your interaction with the Good Omens fandom been overall good or bad?

It has been great! I've become mutuals with a bunch of super cool people and especially love seeing all the stunning fan art.

17. What is your favourite husband-y moment between aziracrow?

EEE HOW CAN I CHOOSE!?! I think my favorite moment is when Aziraphale begs Crowley to let him drive the Bentley and Crowley can't say no. The word 'no' is not in his vocabulary when it comes to pleasing Aziraphale.

18. What is your favorite moment through history and why?

Probably 1941 or the Noah's Ark moment. 1941 because Aziraphale is so in love and Noah's Ark because Crowley with long hair always makes me happy.

23. What's a theory for season 3 you NEED to be included?

Hmm i dont really have one tbh. I'll probably be happy as long as i see them in their little cottage and that's already confirmed!

Thankyou so much for the ask!!! This was so much fun!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[musicblocks]

HIIII POOKIEEEE

hiiii :3

[ghostsbimbo]

I'm going out to get pizza and I am going to make a Bimbo!reader. I need to. I need to join the x bimbo!reader crowd.

But who?? Who deserves bimbo!reader?

[aratinatophat]

in the same vain as your lenon eating, when i rewatch on Saturday should i take a shot of lemon juice everytime something goes wrong

Oh my god Charlie you are insane but also FUCK YEAH (I am not liable for if your mouth hurts after or not, I doubt it will but just in case)