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saintmichale · 21 days ago
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have i ever told you about when i was a freshman in highschool someone broke onto our front porch in the middle of the night and all they did was move the bench to inconvenience us. i think about it often
That’s malicious inconvenience right there omg
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jarold-rat · 5 months ago
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White people arent real it's okay, it was all a dream
More of a nightmare I would say
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My boyfriend is freaking gone !!!
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obsessed-sketches · 6 months ago
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5, 15, 29 for the weirdly specific ask game :D
5. Favourite form of potato?
Hmmm probably hot chips. Especially since it’s getting cooler over here I could really go for nice warm chips.
15. Rank the methods of death, freezing burning or drowning?
uhh.. in order of best to worst: drowning, burning, freezing
29. Preferred pasta noodle?
ummm the cute little bow ties are delicious they make me happy.
thanks for the ask!
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ghostsbimbo · 11 months ago
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Please note: I only have mild cerebral palsy - I can function without mobility aids - even though lately a wheel chair has been sounding pretty nice 😅
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aratinatophat · 1 year ago
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can i chew on ur tibia, just a little bit, as a treat, or maybe just hug you so hard either my shoulders pop out (very likely) (they used to do that all the time) or i crush ur ribs just a little bit(unlikely) (i am very weak)
Yes 👍 (my bones are very un-dense and my muscles are sludge so crushing my ribs is easy)
Good luck finding my tibia though I’m not sure where it is exactly! :3 (genuine, have many lucks)
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theratbastards · 2 years ago
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hey look, I hate to be that guy, but isn't that reddish discharge coming from the dancing rat's nose indicative of stress?
no worries - we're happy to answer stuff like this! its called porphyrin - its a natural secretion that, in short, helps the health of the eye and mucous membranes. youre right in that an excessive amount of porphyrin around the eyes and nose can be indicative of stress, but a small amount of discharge is fairly normal and will be groomed away by the rat in due course - it can happen when they sneeze, squeak, blink too hard, etc. One of our rats, Colin, was particularly prone to porphyrin secretion - he would often have some staining to groom away even when he was entirely relaxed, primarily because he was prone to sneezing which can be a trigger for it.
re: this video, their body language is relaxed, theyre not freezing or thrashing, their coat is smooth and their eyes are calm. They might be waiting patiently for it to end, but they arent too stressed by what's happening. From our experience with rats, it looks like an unstressed individual. however, if anyone does think otherwise, please do let us know and we'll take another look!
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assiraphales · 2 years ago
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a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago
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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!
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petewentztrampstamp · 1 year ago
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Kit is very cute in her costume <3 🎃
shes the cutest puppy. ever.
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saintmichale · 1 year ago
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would you get this
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With Michael Cera? Absolutely
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jarold-rat · 9 days ago
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when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers<3
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followme on spotify for the raw thing but .i listen to literally anything and everything #tbh HOWEVER. these. are my top 5 rn
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i also ADORE. petrojvic blasting company,,, u will never meet a bigger fan .
EVERYONE FOLLOW BESTIE ORIGIN FOR THIS ASK NEOWWAHHH
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obsessed-sketches · 7 months ago
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for the good omens ask game! 1, 12, 17, 18, 23!
Hello!!! Thankyou so much for the ask!!
When did you first watch/discover Good Omens, and how did you find out about it?
I first heard about it in 2022 when a new friend I had made that year begged me to watch it. I didn't properly get a chance to fall in love with it and become obsessed until late last year though.
12. Has your interaction with the Good Omens fandom been overall good or bad?
It has been great! I've become mutuals with a bunch of super cool people and especially love seeing all the stunning fan art.
17. What is your favourite husband-y moment between aziracrow?
EEE HOW CAN I CHOOSE!?! I think my favorite moment is when Aziraphale begs Crowley to let him drive the Bentley and Crowley can't say no. The word 'no' is not in his vocabulary when it comes to pleasing Aziraphale.
18. What is your favorite moment through history and why?
Probably 1941 or the Noah's Ark moment. 1941 because Aziraphale is so in love and Noah's Ark because Crowley with long hair always makes me happy.
23. What's a theory for season 3 you NEED to be included?
Hmm i dont really have one tbh. I'll probably be happy as long as i see them in their little cottage and that's already confirmed!
Thankyou so much for the ask!!! This was so much fun!
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ghostsbimbo · 11 months ago
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I'm going out to get pizza and I am going to make a Bimbo!reader. I need to. I need to join the x bimbo!reader crowd.
But who?? Who deserves bimbo!reader?
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aratinatophat · 2 years ago
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in the same vain as your lenon eating, when i rewatch on Saturday should i take a shot of lemon juice everytime something goes wrong
Oh my god Charlie you are insane but also FUCK YEAH (I am not liable for if your mouth hurts after or not, I doubt it will but just in case)
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arkangelo-7 · 8 days ago
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The dichotomy of Batman and Robin is so fucking funny because on one hand you have a brooding, dramatic millennial with a rigid moral compass and a sense of extensional dread, and on the other you have an emotional support child that is somehow the literal embodiment of both sunshine and straight-up murder.
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cupcakeshakesnake · 3 months ago
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Maybe draw a lil rat dude committing crimes?
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