#a himbo of sorts

[lamnwar]

Aomine is the kind of dumbass to tell you

"What for?"

When you tell him you guys need protection

[mazojo]

Me when the boyfriend that doesn’t know he is my boyfriend breaks up with me unknowingly so to marry his alleged 6 month pregnant girlfriend instead of becoming Batman and Robin with me holding hands while saving the world to complete my 360 vision or something

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7

[olessan]

[randommmthoughts]

Lily: Hey James, very weird question but do you maybe happen to have pads on you? James: Uhhh, I don't know why you say it like that but yeah, in the dorm? Lily: You're a lifesaver! James returns with Sirius on his side: Here's Padfoot, lils Lily: ... Lily: Pads, James. Sanitary pads. For my period

[sciderman]

okay so like assuming the budget cuts are somewhat canon, and assuming Peter is Anita's boy toy because of the fanfic, is Wade anything to Olive? Do they have anything established between them? Or has Wade not officially met Olive yet, is he going too?

hooh. hoooh. do i already have a playlist for this too? oh you betcha

wade hasn't officially met olive yet, but we kind of get an inkling to how wade would probably react to olive, just in how wade reacts whenever peter does present more femme.

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wade's starving for olive. he's so, so... SO... just. be-yoing. cartoon boner sounds abound. wade's brain cannot function around him. his blood's just too busy flowing in the southernly direction.

i think olive delights in actually having the upper-hand in this dynamic. wade gets stupid. like. legitimately stupid when he's around olive. verbal diarrhoea. jaw stupidly agape. wolf sounds. salivating like pavlov's dog at dinner time.

yeah. yeah.

i'm kind of obsessed with peter and olive treated as two entirely separate identities, in the same way wade and anita are - so when peter goes on a date with anita - peter deals with anita as though she's an entirely different person to wade - and wade consents to that relationship, as though it were a polyamorous sort of a deal. peter's out on a date with anita tonight, and wade just has to wait at home for peter to come back, and he'll ask him how it went. it's just - it's cute. and similarly, wade and olive have an act going where wade has no idea it's peter. even though there's no mask and no arrangement or agreement between them - wade commits to the bit immediately on impact with olive, and honest to god, you'd believe it's genuine. he can't put two and two together – olive's so different from peter, there's no way they're the same person.

i think the hilarious thing is wade and olive's dynamic vs peter and anita's - god. peter is so, so respectful of anita - they take ages to get past first base, because peter's so sweet, and cautious, and also so respectful over wade's emotions, because - because he doesn't want to betray wade. spoilers for a peter/anita follow-up fic that i might finish. one day.

wade is no such gentleman. he cheats on peter immediately. peter ceases to exist when olive is around. peter? who's peter? i don't think olive cares all too much. and peter legitimately is none the wiser. while wade's aware of anita and introduces peter to her - peter genuinely has no idea about olive's existence. peter is getting cucked by olive and he doesn't know about it. please, please don't tell him.

[vinnymauro]

AFC Richmond Greyhounds, established in 1897.

7 DAYS TO TED LASSO SEASON 3 free day: afc richmond

[bottombaron]

"nbc Hannibal is a totally different show than WWDITS!" I hear as if Nandor isn't just the complete himbofication of one Hannibal "I laugh at my own jokes and have childish hissy fits when I don't get my way" Lecter

[littlegoblincreature]

just thought of something: what would genderbent goromi look like?

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

[lovebotomy]

underrated merthur dynamic I need more of is arthur being smart and court savvy like the prince he was taught to be and merlin smart when it comes to magic only and off the rocks insane horrible at making any sort of decision otherwise the only reason his stuff works due to his inhumane power and abilities

[mazojo]

Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,

[relevance-is-overrated]

jamie tartt one hundred percent doesn’t know what a rubber spatula is

[sammyluvr]

sorry about that last ask 😔 just wanna be his himbo sighh. i’m not very smart common sense wise but i’m a really good student yknow

wait don't be sorry i loved that ask :,) i wanna be his himbo too don't worry :,)

just remembered the time i was looking at that iconic tumblr thread about a lesbian and himbo becoming really good friends with my best friend and i was like :((( "where's the himbo to my lesbianism" and she goes "you are the himbo" and it makes me laugh every time because.. yeah.

don't worry maxie sam would want you to be his himbo too i promise... he loves himbos <333

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Me and Alfie have been watching the American version of Ghosts together and idk if I'm just late to the party (as usual) but I'm surprised it's not more popular here? It's a haunted mansion full of blorbos

[hipsterfrankcastle]

midnight mass is such a perfect show. i wish it was good.