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solargeist · 10 months ago
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i like to give grian fanart bloodborne quotes, and i wonder if anyone notices them
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thisisnotthenerd · 11 months ago
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and now for our 2022-23 intrepid heroes season:
quick episode descriptions:
no place for a prince or princess: first level one battle since the corn cuties. an army of constructs plus the fairy. buttoned up. crit to pull attention. the first of the red gems. running screaming puppet boy. ylfa's bottleneck. pib and alphonse. pib facing the fairy godmother. murph's bad turn. gerard is almost insta-killed. ylfa getting overwhlemed as everyone dies around her. gerard rolls an 18 and pulls the shard out of the fairy into himself. total party kill. ylfa is the only one who doesn't elect to fail.
the curdled web: trying not to fall off the web. first crit with a death blow mechanic. faerie fire on pinocchi-crow. spider drops from the ceiling. ylfa eats a spider. look alive, wet, naked spiders on your 10, 11, 12, 1 and 2 and behind the and the 10 and the 11. senator! we're all on our own in the dark, little boy. weird spider goo. ylfa crits. monster girl bonding.
trouble in tuffeton: cleaning up. mayor harold hopps. adult sleepover. gerard assisting crits. finding the ritual. the wicked fairy clawing her eyes out. you are seeing something you absolutely should not see, the face of a divinity you don't worship, the fucking smile of a devil that you never believed in. the children look into the face of horror. the stepmother eats grandma. pinocchio crits on cutting his strings. going to the lines between.
the baron of bricks: split narrative and battle episode. you came with a handmaiden, a butler, a jester, and a second butler. how do wolves like sex. the book is tugging. he's in the fucking stew. huff and puff, little girl. heat metal on the copper. stay mad, baby. giant moving spoon. the soup is lava and does 18d10 damage. he has eaten of the soup. mother goose goes down. spilling stock on the fires. little red riding hood successfully grapples the third little pig. 51 damage from the spoon. just another blue collar little cat working his job at the factory. full nelson. the culmination of pinocchio's story.
terror on toy island: a soft little touch. mer-king's insect plague. no daddy. pib getting the little guys. i'm so fucking scared! the water surges around the mer-king. the terrible dogfish is here. daddy-meter is spinning. pinocchio crits to figure it out. pinocchio screaming to wake the dead. with the eyes! you were about to instantly die. gerard is wearing full chain mail in the ocean.. rosamund & ylfa are swallowed. the sea witch shows up. murph causes a nat 20. call of destiny. rosamund gets the eye with a seven. i'm a lion in the water. pib's acrobatic crit. one v. one.
leap of faith: using the code word. red and la bete. pivot after pivot after pivot. gerard giving the note to elody and failing so hard. 🎶 her hair is everywhere! 🎶 pib succeeding by not being social. pinocchio starting off drinking whiskey with bubblegum and telling cinderella they have her book. timothy with rapunzel truly fucking it up so hard. rosamund and snow white. attempting to put cinderella in her book. jumping out the window. getting attacked by dwarves. nat 20 perception as they leave. nat 20 to repel the gander. we're the giants.
in the land of giants: we might be the giants. ice knife. princess or bully? a bunch of tiny wizards. jack 1v1ing timothy. get in the crevice. animate objects. fuck alphonse. a really sharp bird. gerard lands some hits. shatter on some birds with a side of existential crisis. ylfa critting twice to carry tim and take so many opportunity attacks. the goose is loose! pinocchio is attacked by alphonse and goes down. goose casts heal. failing on insight. you have collected all of the golden belongings of this battle. nat 20 save for alphonse a cricket shot a rocket at me.
the trials of baba yaga: the aftermath of pinocchio's persuasion. my hot form. pinocchio select. i'm always pissing. stray from the path, but stray together. gerard sees rapunzel, gives up his name for elody's, and goes full frog with a crown. rosamund encounters the fairies, gives up her true love, and takes on the briars again. ylfa meets her grandma, and walks her great-great grandma to death, having replaced the wolf. pinocchio eaves-peeps on the stepmother, gives up his chance at being a real boy, and gets the stepmother's name. timothy pulls artifacts & puts them in the book, and gives the baba yaga a full page. pib sees the tricksters, goes from a 33 stealth to an 11 performance, and somehow still tricks the giants, after giving his book away. piss stew. i cast banishment on the actual man murph.
the ending of all things (part 1): geas on scheherezade. pib crits immediately on rapunzel. the bird is dead. bad persuasion checks. scheherazade be normal. pinocchio persuades mira. i'm a fucking frog, elody. no one liked that. she poked me with a d4. ylfa drops la bete into oblivion. rosamund goes down, gets revivified and consumes thumbelina. gerard eats rapunzel. breaking concentration with vicious mockery. rosamund crits on snow white for an insta-kill.
the ending of all things (part 2): a friendly platonic kiss. ylfa gets scheherazade's book. crit on the blue fairy. animate objects. flat william. firing a rocket to knock a hat off. the concept of beaky. pib's very good turn. elody hits the hand. ocd boyfriend, add girlfriend. the stepmother appears. you're a dumb motherfucker and I'm going to kill you. using so much pc creep to get the orange hat fairy. crit on the stepmother. baba yaga is banished. pib kills god. almost everyone goes down. all rise to roll for the fate of the universe. 18 from zac. you've thrown the orange hat in the Box of Doom without any permission. stealing everything back from the baba yaga. determining their own stories in the end.
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multiversal-pig-outing · 6 months ago
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Gingerbread house part 2
The magician continue to dine on the food on what felt like hours. The table and food getting bigger and bigger just like her. Her once slim body now is packing with fat. Her slim arms now are flabby and sports a pair of bingo wings. Her face now has a another chin and her cheeks looking like there always stuff. Her boobs started to strain her outfit due to the extra padding they have. Her gut now looks she swallowed a basketball while her legs look like there tree trunks. And her ass well that skirt isn't going to hide anything now and her panties being ate up by the dumbstruck she sports now.
She let out a audible belch has she finish the current feast she had. A part of her wonders why she doesn't feel full despite eating so much. But the rest didn't care do to how good the food was. So she continue to eat. To dine on the now giant muffins, the jug of chocolate milk and the large cake. Has if there is a tiny voice whispering eat eat to her ear. Crumbs and such where on her due to all the eating not bothering to clean herself by wiping it off. Chocolate, milk and cream smeared on her face. Hands covered in cake has she forgo the fork and started to use her hands when the cake stop being a slice and just a whole cake.
She continue to eat and eat. Making a mess out of herself. Soon the jewel pendant thing on her flew open causing her boobs to spill out. Her gut bursting out of the outfit while letting out belches. A ass that look like it needed 5 chairs and not the 1 she currently using. Making her look like a female version of cloudian altus. Has she finish the last of the food the chair broke making her fall down on to her back. Causing her to let out the loudest fart that echoed across the room. But unable to care about that she tried to get up to continue to eat. Has she did this she spotted the food on the table to move. Spouting legs and arms. They climbs down the table and walked towards Dark magician girl. feeding themselves to her which she happily oblige.
The food shoving themselves into her mouth wanting to be eaten by her. while some gotten the jog and poured the milk into her mouth. Watching it all be guzzled down. And the walking and crawling on her stomach made the magician to let out some belches and farts quite often. This cycle continue onward till the last of the food was ate up. Causing the house to spit her out.
She came to her senses and was astonish on how fat she gotten. Just a giant pile of lard. Having 5 chins, the fattest arms she ever saw. Legs that are bigger than any person. Even her feat became to fat her toes looking like fat pigs being eaten up by the rest of her feat. Her hands barley could hold on to things do to all the fat constricting movement in her fingers. Has she look at herself she felt something building up in her gut. maybe gas but the pressure continue to build up. More and more has she felt it build up feeling like a overinflated balloon. Her face turn bright red has she panted. Feeling everything about to(POP). Before her thought was finish she burst. Destroying her form in the duel. Has she return to the duel spirit realm back has her skinny self. She was a bit dizzy. Has she gotten the hold of her mental facilities. She thought back to what happen. Placing her hands on her face has it went bright red. Not out of embarrassment but she really really liked it. well beside the whole popping thing.
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ubu507 · 1 year ago
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Men's Adventure
Trapped In The House Of Nazi Dagger Girls Trapped In A Blizzard Of Mink Clad Nymphos Trapped By The Wild Nymphos’ Lust Orgy I Was Trapped In A Beatnik Brothel I Was Doomed By The Monkey Gods I Was Captured By The Love Hungry Virgins Of Tibet I Ate The Sex Plants Of Ponape I Watched Myself Being Eaten Alive I Fought The Queen Of The Switch-Blade Jungle I Gave My Legs To The Maggots of Africa I Saw Them Sacrifice Virgins To The Giant-Condors I Led France’s Silken Harlots Of Slaughter I Led The Nazi Nymphos Against The Red Hordes I Led The Revolt Of Castro’s Hell House Harlots I Sell Love And Passion To Way-Out Women I’ll Roll You In The Passion Pit Palace Kruschev’s Secret Wife Was My Mistress Satan’s Pigs Ate Us Alive
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lexyvey · 2 years ago
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𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 (𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐔)
I didn’t really have your typical upbringing. I mean, even before, when I had no mom and an alcoholic piece of shit father. All it did was make for a 12-year-old runaway burdening his Uncle Wayne’s doorstep. And sure, that’s normal-ish, but then the world ended. I don’t think anyone was really shocked – mean, yea it was shocking to the masses of mindlessly pathetic capital pigs twiddling their thumbs never asking questions of why or should I – but I digress. It wasn’t really much of a shock to those whose lives had been shaped by the Upside Down before the end of times. Robin kind of always thought it might after all the times it had screwed our little rag-tag group over, but then it finally happened. How it happened, now that’s where it gets interesting.
In 86’ we thought we’d finally defeated Vecna. I had only just joined in on the fight, but apparently, this guy was tired of waking, eating, and sleeping —or I think that’s how his evil cliche monologue went (truth be told I remembered every word because… well… he wasn’t exactly wrong on that front, but whatever) – and decided it was his purpose to turn earth into some monster fucked hellscape. The superhero girl gave him a hell of his own using magic powers though and the world was saved… except that didn’t quite end up happening. See, Max… she didn’t quite make it to the hospital before letting go. It wasn’t until two days later that everything changed.
And by “everything,” I mean cold-blooded creatures. 
And by “changed,” I mean supernatural cancer that caused temperatures to plummet and weather to shift, an overwhelming increase of fungi and sense of rot, and an unhealthy appetite for death. Flower-faced-face-sucking-fuckers, giant spider thingies, mutated bats: You name it. There’s a lot of them.
I knew this one kid, whose cat was eaten by his “pet lizard,” Dart, which turned out to be one of those juvenile flower-faced-face-sucking-fuckers. Man, Dustin loved Dart… and that cat.
So, for most of human history, if you wanted to kill a bat, all you needed was a glue trap. Well, suddenly you needed a shotgun – thank God for Nancy Wheeler. And sometimes even a tank. And sometimes… even that doesn’t work. Especially if you don’t stay in the tank.
Eventually, the really big ones and our military took each other out. We lost 95% of the human population in about a year. Mean, that’s one way to combat overpopulation issues, but… that’s a lot of Bobs… and a lot of Barbs that never deserved to die (Billy can suck my --).
Those of us who survived, we hid anywhere we could. Bunkers, caves, panic rooms, all around the world. So, for the last seven years, I’ve been living in an underground bunker. It’s not as bad as it sounds. Really. It’s a great group of people, and we all love each other. It’s kinda what I imagined college would have looked like (not like I’d ever be caught dead there even before all this shit).
“Are you sure he’s asleep?”
“Who?”
“Eddie. Who else?”
“Yeah, he’s asleep.”
“Hang on. Shh.”
“He’s not awake.”
“Are you sure?”
“It’s just you.”
“I just… I don’t…”
“Eddie. Eddie.”
“See? He’s not awake. It’s just you.”
Dear Stevie,
I am wide awake. I’ve just gotten really good at not really moving or breathing. Being stuck in a survival bunker with a bunch of people who have all found their soul mate is less than ideal. Karen and Ray got together a few months ago, so they’re still kinda in their honeymoon phase. It is super physical. Good for them. They’re both very attractive and apparently quite flexible.
Hey, life’s short. Especially down here.
After Tim’s parents were eaten by a swarm of demobats, he and Ava became inseparable. So, pretty much everyone’s coupled up down here. Our first baby was born last winter. It was super emotional.
Welcome to the apocalypse, kid.
The food sucks. At least you’ll never know what you’re missing.
Kala and Connor got together after Sharon died. Sharon was a cow that ate a box of laundry detergent – it was a pretty Ozzy move – and now we only have one cow. Her name’s Debbie. Debbie is great. Debbie’s not our only food source. We actually have a hunting party that brings back whatever they can from the surface. It was easier in the beginning, you know, before we ran out of bullets. Facing down one of those things with a janky handmade weapon is no walk in the stuck-up suburban neighborhood dog park. Or so they tell me.
I don’t go on the hunting parties. They need me in the kitchen. I’m kinda the, uh… the chef of the bunker. I know, I know. Ironic that the guy who lived off a diet of Yoohoos, weed, and Combos is the chef. Laugh it up Harrington, but everyone likes my Minestrone.
Being the only single person in the bunker has its perks too. I get to hang out with Tomy Omnibot 2000. Of course, he’s not much for conversation. The core battery’s shot, just like every other Tomy, I’d imagine. Actually, I’ve never seen a working one.
Sure wish you were here, Stevie. I’d love for you to meet everyone.
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substantial-gains · 2 years ago
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Let's play it safe then.
Burgers.
A boxfull of them.
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"We literally just met and you're already giving me a BOX full of beef? Okkkkk, whatever weirdo."
Val uses those fat mitts of hers to rip open the top of the box rather quickly, not making any effort to preserve it since it would be emptied soon enough.
"...If you're looking for more bang for your buck, you might as well bring out your phone to record me pigging out on all this. The video will last longer than this little feederism relationship we have going on."
Obviously not waiting for you to do that since her tummy was rumbling rather loudly, the tsun grips one of the burgers and begins to chow down, grunting while wiggling her giant rear to settle into the booth you two are at. Her bites start off slow, but she rapidly picks up the pace by her 3rd burger, ripping and tearing at the meat with her teeth until her cavernous maw got packed up with enough greasy goodness for her to swallow. After a while, there was an silence going on that was awkward enough for even her to try out her paltry small talk skills in an attempt to be somewhat friendly.
"This is some...ulp...urrrrppppp...of the cheapest shit I've ever eaten. You really know how to treat a girl, huh?"
It's the same quality of food she can afford at least so it's not like she should be complaining, but Valerie always seems to be able to find an excuse.
Speaking of grease, that stuff was trailing down her chins at an alarming rate onto her recently food-stained white tank top. Taking a napkin to try and wipe herself down so she doesn't look like a total hog out in public, the last half of the burger she was currently eating that she held in her other palm slipped out, landing in the valley that was the gap between her tits.
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"SHIT! Uhh... fuck, don't just sit there, this is like half your fault! Wipe that dumb look off your face and help me get this meat out of here!"
The grumpy gus of a girl was whining in a rather cute voice as she was practically shoving her breasts in your face, and your back will definitely be hitting the back of the booth at this rate. Looks like you're going to be stuck here with her for a bit!
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unsleepingtales · 2 years ago
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Episode 11 reactions! Much delayed but here they are.
We are fifteen minutes in and Emily’s already crying. This is gonna be so fine and such a good thing for my mental health tonight huh.
“I am big. And I am bad” “But so am I now.” I’m gonna SOB
Red and the Wolf’s relationship is so important to me actually.
“No, stop, in reference to what?!” Brennan fully pulling them out of this very intense scene because he’s had it with Beardsley’s shit and he needs them to explain this one goddammit.
At some point when I’m not sleep deprived and stressed out of my mind I am going to do a mini character analysis on why Ylfa loves secrets because I think if I poke at it for long enough there’s something there.
Ylfa introducing him as Death 🥺
HASHTAGPONDLIFE
Does anyone have more info on the sword?
Mech? Destroyed. Pig? Eaten. Death? Totally chill, he likes a bit of defiance!
Impeccable use of a disguise kit. The wolf loves his fun little blond ombre patch.
Mer-King mention we are getting closer and closer to the little mermaid
Which hopefully means we are also getting closer to more Cinderella interactions!
Rumplestiltskin lore?
Oh fuck oh god so it’s the baron’s fault Marienne and Greenleigh fell??? Snowhold sent giants to defeat Marienne because Tomas denied the council of kings, and I don’t think there was a chance in hell any greenleigh royalty would join…
Restoring order and decency. I mean this completely seriously that is chilling.
Snow White Necromancer?? Ok sick
Conniving pig working with the faeries ugh
So everyone is working towards something that they think is good and true and actually it’s all just different layers of fucking over other people.
Jack. Jack the Giant Killer. Jack who is no longer Mother Goose’s son. Oh no. Oh oh no.
I really hope Brennan is going to involve the actual original Snow Queen tale, it’s fucking fascinating and she’s just been mentioned so I have hope.
Babe wake up new Plug’s Butt Ugly Stuff Hut just dropped
Ooooooohohoho do we get to go to Toy Island where it’s just Boys boys and nothing but boys being their beautiful selves and living their best lives ☺️
“I might just walk to snowhold by myself.”
Bubblegum and whiskey, new favorite drink ig.
Murph and Zac in perfect unison incredible
Goose and Gerard being actual adult friends is so nice.
Full five seconds of horrified silence after “hey wolf… how do you like to have sex?”
One day you will die.
DOES THE WOLF KNOW BABA YAGA IS THAT WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Fucking love the Baba Yaga cannot wait to meet her.
What the fuck kind of favor could the deity of death owe to the oldest witch oh god
Ally is just murdering Brennan with the one liners today
The Baba Yaga canonically plays ukulele in the Neverafter. Okay. Hate that. But sure.
Jam sesh :)
Gander being creeeeepy
Never mind he’s just Hannah Montana
Girls, boys, bubble gum and toys, and a whoooole lotta whiskey
“Let’s not just sell our souls instantly” says Brian Murphy, player of Cody Walsh.
Fun older cousin type shopping spree!!!
Zac and Murph in confused unison once again
Hand knit training bra from the baba yaga
The commitment to the bit from ALL OF THEM I love that Brennan just fully accepted it and went with it
RETURN OF THE ADULT SLEEPOVER
The wolf still has the wig yay
Pib and Ylfa friendship so important to me
PIB DEVELOPMENT I’m so glad he had that conversation with the wolf.
Snowball fight 🥺
He said seal skin and my ears pricked up, if there are selkies… I will lose it
Oh this is part of ze bit. I see. Zis is funny because she is ze one who has not worn ze crown.
“Is everyone okay” what an insane thing to ask in this situation
Oh this is a story I’ve never even heard, this is fascinating.
Episode Trailer Reactions:
ELODY?????
Emily’s outfit is so good
Dead princes continue
Evil witch laughter. Neat.
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jedisassafras · 5 months ago
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Not only does the Doctor speak baby, they also speak horse AND cat.
One of the long time baddies in Doctor Who is literally a race of alien robots with fucking toilet plungers for arms.
Another race of aliens that come to earth are called the Adipose, small blobs of sentient fat with little arms and legs and goofy smiles.
There’s a sentient universe named the Solitract, it lives in the shape of a frog.
There’s a girl whose scribbles turn into a scribble monster that flies around and eats people.
River Song kills Hitler.
The 10th Doctor has an affair with/got engaged to Queen Elizabeth the first.
In one of the Christmas special’s Eleven takes some pals on a sleigh ride, but instead of reindeer, there’s just a giant flying shark.
In another Christmas special Ten has to fight off killer Christmas trees.
Seven goes to a planet where sadness is outlawed, there’s a police force called the kankymen which are killer robots made of candy.
Twelve gets into a sword fight with Robin Hood, but he uses a spoon instead of a sword, and he wins.
Mikey gets eaten by a wheelie bin.
Nine fights a space pig.
In The Mind Robber(1968)the 2nd Doctor and his companions ended up in a void where unicorns and dragons and other fairytale creatures exist, they end up in a forest made up of letters and numbers and one of the companions(Jaime)loses his face and the Doctor has to put it together again like a goddamn jigsaw puzzle.
Doctor Who has been silly since day one.
“doctor who is too silly now!”
oh you mean the doctor who that has flattened human skin as a character? the doctor who that has the episode love and monsters? the doctor who that says that the english royal family is werewolves? the doctor who that has james corden in it? the doctor who that in the same episode that james corden is in not only does the doctor speak baby, but the baby wants to be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, AND the doctor can also play soccer very well.
doctor who has always been silly
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monstermaster13 · 3 months ago
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Corey and Oats in..
VS Porcine Pervert
Corey and Oats really knew how to appreciate Mel and protect her, one instance in which they helped her was when she had to deal with yet another advertisement online for a fetish game, this time it was one that perverted elements of superhero comics and had heroes being brainwashed and violated by a pig-like villain known as the Porcine Pervert.
‘Ugh…that stupid pig-man. I just dealt with the previous version of this fetish game and now this stupid porno parody version of MHA comes up? Well I am sorry but I am not into degrading someone and banging them in an animalistic manner.’ ‘You tell them mommy.’ ‘This is not right and I do not like this.’
‘Let’s go and fix this!’ The duo hopped into the bedroom for a minute before pulling out an item from the bedbox which they used on the computer, opening up a portal form inside the screen which they jumped into and arrived into the world of the game.
When they arrived in the world of the game, Mel looked and was disgusted at what she saw, a ton of transfur rejects that had just emerged from a banned Roblox game that was an export of Changed, a group of dragon-women who were dressed in those ‘sexy’ halloween costumes you see every year at costume stores and gross pig-monsters dressed in fetish gear. ‘Who the hell designed this game, mods for some discord reddit with a thing for forced transformation?’
‘Yeah..ugh, more gross pig-men? I already dealt with more of these exact same freaks before, deformed overweight nerd mutants, freaking clowns, sumo wrestling demons, and jingo-ist pigs who think everything great comes from America, a bad scare 'em straight villain, and now this? Don’t those pig guys know when to quit?’ ‘Well, let’s start to teach them how to behave.’
A massively overweight pig-like villain jumped in front of them, he was very grotesque and had a messy mane of hair and scruffy hair all over his body, he was wearing a black costume that looked like he wanted to go as Venom but rather just went with a gimp from Pulp Fiction cosplay outfit. ‘What is the matter, do you not like my domain?’ ‘No we do not, look Mel is just looking for friendly TF content that does not sexualize transformation and make identity loss sexy, meanwhile you are out there parading around in that stupid gimp outfit advertising a game that kids should not know about yet.’
‘If kids play my game it is not my fault.’ ‘Oh but it is, you are the creator or the creator’s avatar in this world, you have to either admit that you are a dirty groomer for essentially grooming kids into having these things or I will hand your ass to you personally on a gold platter.’
“I’d like to see you try, pig-mutants, attack!”
“I don’t think so, let’s get them.”
Mel saw the pig-mutants in the gimp outfits and she managed to fight them off before they could put their sweaty armpit stink on her, the dragon ladies hissed and accused her of being a horrible person for kinkshaming them for their outfits only for her to grab them and stuff them all into a meat grinder, grinding them all into meat which she fed to some of the feederism pig-mutants which made them all throw up because they had eaten their friends.
She charged towards the transfur rejects and shoved them into a giant fire-pit which made them melt into a pile of goo which was then flushed down a giant toilet, followed by some of the transfur rejects turning back to normal.
Aiyido the beholder blasted them with his eye-rays, and Oats fended off some of the sexualized pony-girls with his magic, as Corey shot some spikes in the direction of the ‘fat pig spawn chamber’, taking precise aim and throwing them at the spawn chamber which exploded, destroying any and all pig spawning hives.
All of the people that had been brainwashed into being love-slaves for the perv porcine mutants, Mel then jumped into the air and onto the ground before digging her left boot into Porcine Pervert’s stomach, knocking him down onto the floor. ‘Like it or not, mister this is a family friendly show and we won’t have you showing your kinks to innocent kids.’ ‘Yeah, nobody wants to see naked pig-men or pig-men in stripper outfits.’ ‘Yeah, I hope you are rich so you can pay the high amounts of therapy bills the poor young players of this game will receive for having been exposed to this game.’
‘You are just shaming me, I am a proud horn-hog with no thoughts apart from wanting to corrupt all of mankind, because I am the obvious villain.’ ‘Of course you are, being the obvious villain means you will get defeated.’ She kicked him a few times before punching him and spanking him. ‘Bad piggy, bad piggy!’ ‘Hey, that hurts. Yet it feels good to be hurt by you.’
Mel punched him and kicked him before doing a backflip and sticking the heel of her boot into his groin, causing him to yelp in pain…’Owwww, my pork and beans!’, ‘That should teach you not to shove your fetish everywhere!’ ‘Yeah.’
‘I am sorry, I did not know any better. I was just a villain character created for this game, I did not know this was just a porno parody of an anime that is very beloved.’ ‘Well it is, you are a villain in a hentai parody of My Hero Academia.’ ‘Oh, well then I am sorry.’
‘Good but you are still going to get punished. For subjecting me to this grotesque fetish game as well as subjecting kids to it, you are grounded until character TFs stop using MC in them, and while you are grounded, you will be subjected to fetish aversion therapy and eat nothing but mashed potatoes for every meal!’ ‘Nooooooo. Waaaa, it is not fair.’ ‘Keep crying like that and i’ll turn you from a pig into a motorcar and sell you to Eucalyptus back home.’
Mel called the authorities and the authority agents arrived and took him away, taking him away to a maximum security prison, and in that prison he was subjected to fetish aversion therapy which he had to endure for several months, he was traumatized by the end of it because he had now become afraid of the very things he fetishized after having several nightmares of being sent to a hellish dimension for his bad tastes.
He had nothing but lumpy potatoes for every meal afterwards, and the duo known as Corey and Oats stopped for lunch before having some afternoon tea and jumping through the computer’s portal, arriving back in their home with Mel at Nile Road.
When they arrived back at Nile Road they all gathered around the table and waited for dinner as they communicated with their friends, and when dinner arrived they had some delicious food for dinner, after dinner they relaxed for a bit.
Corey emailed Jill about their adventure afterwards before having a karaoke party, after they had their party they relaxed. Mel had gotten over what had happened before and was fine once more, as she helped the duo celebrate.
An hour later they all got ready for bed when their party was finished and Oats put on his pink night-gown, Corey put on his bat onesie as they all brushed their teeth in the bathroom, after brushing their teeth they all went to bed.
The duo picked some friends to snuggle up with as they all jumped into bed, Anglo turned the lights off before using his light to help his friends see as they drifted off to sleep, having sweet dreams as they did so.
And thus their adventure had come to an end, but more are coming up so stay tuned.
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triannguyen2007 · 1 year ago
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Trian’s Universe The Series: Season 9 Episode 4 | Eleanor Pig meet Valkyrie |
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In the first story, Valkyrie is joining in Angry Birds Epic the Apocalypse of Hogrider.
The second one, They calling her “Eleanor.”
This is Fanvideogames made on DeviantArt.
Right now, His name is Kevin. He’s creating on his YouTube channel on 2018
The old look was change into a “new look.”
Sadly, Eleanor Valkyrie is dead.
On June 15 2018, Eleanor became evil and no one revives her and Garfield was big mistake. They are gonna defeating Eleanor once for all. At last, Eleanor is a Scorpion pig and they are gonna destroying her.
And that’s all about Valkyrie. The end.
Now….
Eleanor Pig: *snoring* *yawning*
Valkyrie: Hello,
Eleanor Pig: Wait, who’s there.
Valkyrie: It’s me, Valkyrie.
Eleanor Pig: Valkyrie who…
Valkyrie: I am. I remember you about for the long time at six years ago.
Eleanor Pig: Okay.
Valkyrie: Well, I saw you died and became evil. Right now, they are taking to the hospital, and you’re feel better.
Eleanor Pig: Oh yeah, you’re right. I was went to the hospital.
Valkyrie: Okay, show about your dress.
Eleanor Pig: Did you like my armor.
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Valkyrie: That’s sweet. Show me again.
Eleanor Pig: Okay
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Valkyrie: Awwww. Your dress is so beautiful.
Eleanor Pig: Thank you, I want to show you something.
Valkyrie: What is it.
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Eleanor Pig: This is my long story.
Trian Nguyen (Me): Finally, I got my new YouTube Channel. Eleanor Pig: Hey,
Trian Nguyen (Me): Oh, I remember her. Long time and no see.
Valkyrie: Yep, that’s me.
Trian Nguyen (Me): I thought she’s not real.
Eleanor Pig: She is real.
Trian Nguyen (Me): Okay so… “Where’s Tee Zeng, Mei Lee, and Ruby Gillman!!!” 😰😰😰
Tee Zeng: So, I know it is early Halloween but not yet.
Mei Lee: I know, looks like we are…
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: Muahahahahaha!!! Hello girls. Ruby Gillman: *gasp*
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: Be afraid of Robot Scorpion Pig.
Mei Lee: What! 😨
Tee Zeng: Wait, you really think you blaming at Eleanor.
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: Who cares, time to eat three of you.
Ruby Gillman: Girls, let’s transformed.
*Transformed*
Ruby Gillman (Giant Kraken): We don’t wanna eat us.
Mei Lee (Red Panda): That’s right, you are going down.
Tee Zeng (Pink): It’s time to finished you off.
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: No! NOOO!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! YOU SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN!!! *beating up*
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: You will never get away for this.
Ruby Gillman: It’s too late. Time to sent you to the prison.
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT IS THAT!!! Mei Lee: God’s Chest.
Eleanor Pig’s Skull: Oh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Tee Zeng: What a weird is that.
Ruby Gillman: I don’t know.
Mei Lee: Guys, I don’t feel so good.
Ruby Gillman: What happened Mei Mei.
Mei Lee: 😢 Something went wrong about us.
Tee Zeng: Oh no, we’re crying.
Ruby Gillman: No, this is terrible.
Mei Lee: Yeah, extremely emotional. 😭😭😭
Ruby Gillman: I know, why is a crying gas make us cry.
Tee Zeng: 😭😭😭 It’s called “Tear Gas!” *crying*
Ruby Gillman: We are going to…
Mei Lee, Tee Zeng and Ruby Gillman: *Crying*
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Ruby Gillman: How can we get out of here.
Mei Lee: I don’t know.
Tee Zeng: Girls, look they are.
Trian Nguyen (Me): Guys, over here.
Ruby Gillman: Trian Nguyen.
Mei Lee: Hey, we’re crying because of tear gas.
Tee Zeng: Yeah, we cannot stop crying.
Trian Nguyen (Me): Oh no… Guys, Ruby , Mei Mei, and Tee are crying.
Max: I got it.
Ruby Gillman, Tee Zeng, and Mei Lee: *wailing* *crying*
Ruby Gillman: Thank you. 😢
Max: You’re welcome.
Mei Lee: Well, we are crying because of tear gas.
Mei Lee, Ruby Gillman, and Tee Zeng: *Crying and Wailing again*
Lina Wang: 😢😢😢😭😭😭 *crying and wailing*
All: *Crying and Wailing*
Trian Nguyen (Me): 😰 What just happening. Guys, we need to help them.
Max: I know, we are about buried the tear gas.
Parker: Alright, Let’s making them feel better.
Later…
Wade: Thank you guys, for helping us from tear gas.
Trian Nguyen (Me): I know, we are to go home. Wooooooooooooo!!!
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fantasyinvader · 2 years ago
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i've been wondering about the whole Dragon Vs. Snake thing FE has done recently. We had the Nabateans vs. Agarthans, referred to as Those Who Slither in the Dark, now we have Divine Lumeria Vs. Fell Sombron. Sombron's dragon design and color also reminded me of Kamen Rider Ouja, the first VILLAIN rider and a foil to show lead Ryuki.
In Kamen Rider Ryuki, Ryuki entered the Rider War, a battle royale inside the world of mirrors where the last one standing gets a wish granted, in order to protect people from being eaten by the monsters who live in that world. But Ryuki is forced to confront that some of the guys fighting are doing so for not-bad reasons. Zolda wants to cure his terminal cancer, while Knight wants to revive his girlfriend. So Ryuki trying to stop the fighting between Riders and sealing the Mirror world would result in others dying and it's something he struggles with (especially when he learns that the only way to save the female lead from disappearing is to use the wish to save her). It creates a moral dilemma for him, especially in the final episodes. In the end, his reason for fighting was to seal the Mirror World off regardless if people would suffer for it, only to die before the final boss after protecting a little girl, but his influence convinces the guy who set up the Battle Royale to let the female lead, his sister's reflection, die rather than resetting time over and over again resulting in the series never happening.
Ouja ends up being a foil. He too has no real reason to fight, but he doesn't need one. He simply enjoys it, as he was already a serial killer before this. He racks up the most kills and is unpredictable. He's also the most popular character in the series and keeps coming back in crossovers.
So, I was wondering if there was something about this in Buddhism and looked it up. It turns out that giant snakes are seen as protectors the dharma, the truth that liberates us, in India but they were unknown in China and instead artists depicted them as dragons. This stems from a 2500 year old story about when Buddha sat in mediation for seven weeks following achieving enlightenment. During the sixth weak, a storm broke out and Mucalinda, the king of snakes, shielded Buddha from the storm. The key though is that it's giant snakes that are seen in a positive light. Regular snakes also represent one of the three poisons of human nature that plague mankind, anger alongside greed (represented by a rooster) and ignorance (pig).
So, giant snakes/dragons are protectors of the truth that results in enlightenment, while regular snakes represent one of the things someone must rid themselves of in order to achieve that enlightenment. This works with the themes of Houses really well.
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oldchants · 5 years ago
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 while the healing church is ultimately bad i splashed vicar amelia with good juice and now she protects kids who’ve found themselves astray from their family due to madness or other means of seperation
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enbyworth · 6 years ago
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with that bloodborne reference I hope a pigman doesn't eat Willow
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mr2swap · 2 years ago
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No more parties for me
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-Hey guys how about a photo for Instagram?-Chuck in my body took me from one of my fish markets and pinched one of my sensitive man boobs. He smiled at me with perfect white teeth in that killer smile that a couple of hours ago used to be mine, he forced me to pose in front of the camera, I was fucking uncomfortable and embarrassed showing my huge and grotesque belly to all my friends in the Chuck's obese, hideous body.
-What do you say "Chuck"? don't you want to remember this? - We both flexed our bodies Chuck looked so comfortable and confident parading around with his sexy biceps while I had to carry his fat ass and shit body, all I've done since I swapped bodies with Chuck is quit my fat ass on a chair and eat 1 giant bag of Cheetos and beer, the beard is so awkward and they get greasy crumbs on it but glad I have it so I can hide my fat double chin, I look like 40 without these dark glasses that cover all the wrinkles on my body, why do I look like this if I and chuck are the same age? We went to high school together and he was the fattest kid in the whole school. Is this how chuck will always feel?
Chuck has always been a pig burping and farting without holding back, why can't anyone understand that if I fart hot and smelly it's not my fault? It's the fault of the real Chuck and his shitty way of life! A loud burp came out of my mouth like a toad crunch, the taste of a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese permeating my tongue, that must have been Chuck's breakfast.
I thought everyone ends up having sex with some stranger in this party madness, but nobody wants to talk to you if in the middle of a sentence you fart or disgustingly burp right in your face, I wanted to get out of the party and go back to my apartment and lock myself up to play video games when that happened to me.
Everyone here has their bodies swapped but I was the only one who was alone, Maybe that's how it must feel to be a loser, I had planned to take some girl to fuck in my apartment but we won't swap again until the party is over, and it seemed that The party would last for many more hours.
My stomach reacted to the number of fries I had just eaten, and my belly moved a bit as I desperately walked to the bathroom to avoid shitting my pants, the music was loud and everyone except me was having fun, I can't wait for it ends the party and returns to my real body, I will never come to one of these fucking parties again.
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sugarakis-p2 · 2 years ago
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Big Shiggy Daddy Ch 9
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Moth Shigaraki is such a good daddy (yes he is an actual father to a trap daughter), but a mean yandere, even though you are his favorite darling.
Warning: Yandere Mothman Shigaraki/TumorAFO, toxic behavior, pussy licking, bulging, knotting references, cussing, incel rats, ROUGH NSFW
You get to meet the rat king. yay! Nothing like threatening to be bred and then eaten to motivate you to "doctory" things for the mischief. Human Shigaraki engages in a dangerous mind game of cat and mouse with his insect counterpart.
Ch. 8<previous
Chapter 9
You are squeezing the girl too tight.
"What are they saying?" She asks in a hoarse hushed whisper. It had been days of grueling travel. They had been feeding you things you can't eat and trash they find.  
"They are discussing how best to eat us," you say truthfully. The giant rats were saying many things as they fought amongst themselves. You turn to Mr. Chew on your shoulder, "Can't you tell them not to eat us? Aren't you a prince or an alpha or whatever?"
"I might have exaggerated my standing in the community," he squeaked.
"I heard them say, Lightfoot. Isn't that your name?"
"We are all called Lightfoot," Mr. Chew confessed. You narrowed your eyes and pursed your lips.
"I just lost so much respect for you," you hissed at him. He had the decency to look ashamed. You hand him to Eri, "If I shout run, you run. Follow Mr. Chew. He will take you to safety."
"What are you going to do?" she asked fretfully.
"I'm going to talk to them because that is all I can do. They are fast with the jaw strength to bite through swords. If it doesn't go well, run," you tell her standing and addressing the giant rats, "Hi. Thank you so much for rescuing us. We can find our way from here."
"You are not going anywhere. Lightfoot said you are a rat doctor," the one you rode hissed. Your blood freezes. The little fucker exaggerates a lot.
"I am a rat doctor. How can I help?" You ask politely. Panicking mentally and ready to run.
"The King is ill. It is Lightfoot's job to find a cure. Instead, he found us a doctor," the other hissed. That one clearly held no value in 'doctors.' After what you just went through, you kind of get it.
"I already explained it to you, dumb cunt! We can't find a cure if we don't know why he's sick! I swear, all women can think about are shiny things," Mr. Chew snarled at the female rat.
"Shiny thing! Where?" The one that didn't like doctors asked, whipping her head around. This was just sad. You look to the one you rode in on.
"Look, buddy. I have a child here and another one waiting at home for me. Can't I go home and gather some basic equipment and medicine?" You begged. He narrowed his beady eyes and loomed.
"Look, buddy. You are not going anywhere except to the mountains. I only stopped to let you feed and dispel waste. Humans are gross like that. The King will decide what to do with you. Don't even think about running, or I will have Lightfoot here chase you down and eat you. We are everywhere," he hissed. You look around at the forest. Glassy eyes in hues of red and black watch you.  
"What is with people in this world and kidnapping!" you scream. They cringe from you, then ignore you as they forage. You huddle with Eri and Mr. Chew, "What have you gotten me into, you little rat bastard?"
"You kiss your pig with that mouth?" Mr. Chew hissed. You give him a withering look. He manages to stop looking proud, "It was the only way they would help. I want to get back to the little goddess too." You can tell it hurt that his pride he had to get others to help. Looking at the massive rats, you are starting to understand where Shigaraki was coming from. A gigantic rat is hard to run and impossible to hide from. They can get into any hidey holes you find.
"What are his symptoms? It will help if I know what they are," you address Mr. Chew.
"If it's nonhereditary, I can help," Eri meekly added.
"Really?" You asked, surprised.
"I can rewind. But I need to practice a lot beforehand. Otherwise, I can erase a person from existence," she said. Eyebrows arching and wondering how impulsive you were?
"I honestly don't know. The King said he was ill and to find a cure. We're rats. We don't micromanage every task," Mr. Chew said. You stare at him. Rats are interesting and frustrating.
"Eri, did you want to stay? Is there a place you want to go to? Family?" You ask. She shifted nervously.
"I learned a long time ago there isn't a place for me in society. When things get bad, the most vulnerable get trampled on. It doesn't matter. I am happy for this brief pause, but I will never be free. I will be taken or given back. We will never be truly free," she stated.
"Holy shit. That's dark as fuck," you respond. Poor girl has lost all hope. It doesn't matter if she is an adult. A person with no hope needs help. Even Mr. Chew agreed that it was a fucked-up response. You wish you were smarter and knew the solution. You smile and cup her face.
"You are probably right. Let's try our best for as long as possible. Together let's blow on that ember of hope. I have to get back to my daughter. But if I can give you a breather, I will try my hardest to make it last as long as possible," you tell her. The rat's hand your various things and a raw squirrel. You feel so screwed and not in a good way. Mr. Chew suddenly throws himself at you.
"Hold on!" he squeaked. You all clutch and scream as the world shakes violently. Trees fall over as the massive rats cover you with their bodies. You can't tell which is more terrifying. The press of warm bodies, claws, and teeth surrounds you. Or the fact this is exactly like that night on the bridge.
"We  are so close I can barely stand it. Whoa, what was that?" Compress asked.
"Despite the precautions, Chouka and I are influencing this plane. We must hurry and finish the sigils," he rasps. He checks on Chouka, who is sleeping in the back of the van. He does not want her to hear what he will say next.  
"I have a mission for you. Ironically, you are one of the few I can trust despite you being one of the weakest and the least I have in common with," he began. Compress narrowed those soft brown eyes.
"Charming as ever. Are you sure you don't want to give this task to Spinner?"
"Spinner is easily manipulated. You are not. You are going home with Chouka. The demi-god will attack us. You will escape with Chouka and see after her. I do not trust Dabi or the others. Then, once you have my mate back, you will send her alone to fetch me. She will not affect this world, she can navigate it, and Chouka will be her motivation to return. Before you think you can leave me here. Keep in mind this earthquake reverberates in our world stronger the longer I stay and how that will affect your family. Unlike the others, I know your blood legacy matters the most. I will let you have the first pick of the females once this is over," he was about to continue when he felt a clawing at the back of his mind. His eyes roll in the back of his head as he takes a shaky breath. His knees grow weak.
"Shigaraki!" he hears Compress shout in worry somewhere in the distance. The falling sensation lasts too long. Fury courses through him,  that bastard!  His mind rages. He's sitting on the couch, pouring more liquor in your coffee mug as you drunkenly play video games with Chouka.
Across from him, sitting cross-legged and relaxed, is his human self. Smirking, arrogant, and pleased as punch.
"Mom, you have to jump over them!"
"I'm trying. Which button jumps again?"
"The green one! Press the green one. You're drinking too much!" Chouka accuses.
"Nuh-uh! I'm drinking just the right amount. See! I cleared this level like a god!" You shouted, jumping up like a victorious child. You stumble onto his lap and shake your mug at him. Kissing him over his face to get him to give you a little more. He goes with the memory because he wants to be calm when he talks to his human self, and this is a pleasant one.
"Far from godlike, my mate. Only a little more then it's bedtime," he announced as he ran his claws up your back. Pouring you a shot in your mug of Kahlua and milk. It smells more like Vodka than coffee at this point.
"Awwww," both Chouka and you whine. You pull close to his ear.
"If you give me a healthier pour and I will play with daddy extra hard today," you whisper, with a wiggle of your ass. He growls and pours you a lot more. You give a naughty kiss, deep with your sweet tongue tangling with his, much to Chouka's disgust. Her face wrinkled in a mock version of his own. You jump up to play more with Chouka, and he smacks your ass on the way. You giggle and plop down next to Chouka, who is instructing for the third time on the controls.
Shigaraki looks over and locks eyes with the human. Narrowing them in anger, he can't be fucking around here, sigils don't carve themselves, and time can run like sand. Even if it's a blink of an eye in his mind, he still needs to be quick on the outside world.
"Oh, so you can see me. Good. I was hoping to have a conversation. However, I had no idea if I would be able to remain outside of your body. In fact, there is a lot I want to know," Human Shigaraki smirks, holding up his cell phone.
"What a stupid face. You are so predictable. I see you brought a prop with you. I must answer your questions, or you will call the heroes. It's based that you have others do your dirty work. How are you different from Sensei again?" Shigaraki said, crossing his arms and flicking his antennae.
"Well, you ruined the surprise. I am and am not Sensei and Tomura. I'm simply Shigaraki. I have determined you are real. A hacker found your tacks all over my phone. The important thing is if you are real, then the child and woman are likely real. We don't have to be in opposition. I merely wish to come to an understanding and agreement."
Moth Shigaraki rumbles with a deep growl. His human alternative sounds so reasonable. It annoys him to no end.
"You feeble-minded fool. You embraced Sensei, and now I don't even recognize myself. If you want me and what's mine, you will have to come get me, weak little bitch," he snarled.
The human's eyes widened, and that stupid grin faltered around the edges. It is easy to antagonize Sensei when he believes you are already under his thumb. He stood and smoothed down the front of his suit before lunging at him.
"Rude! I wanted to be civil. One way or another, all that you have will be mine," he bellowed. Shigaraki mentally braced himself while opening himself to the human. His body seized, causing extreme pain even in the memory. The human is confused as he looks at his insect body. How is he suddenly in this body?
"This shouldn't have happened," human Shigaraki mumbled. Examining his claws.
"What was that?" You asked. Turning back to the game when he ignored you, examining how solid he is and mystified how real this feels.
"That's because up until now, you have been invading undisciplined minds. You can stay here for the moment while I work. Enjoy yourself. It's one of the few times she's not being a deceitful brat. It's always 'why' with this one. Perhaps spending some time with her will break you of your obsession," Mothman Shigaraki says, voice fading from above like a ghost.
Stepping back, Moth Shigaraki watches. He needs to get back to Chouka and Compress, but it is crucial to see his opponent's strength. It's not long before the human is manipulating the memory. That is not good. It means he must concentrate on keeping an accurate version of you while remaining invisible.
"Time for bed," the human in his body announced too early. Oh, he knows exactly how you would react while drunk.
"What? We just started a new campaign. Let us finish at least," you whined. Sensei Shig got impatient, standing, crossing his arms in an obvious threat. He likely wanted to screw and get back to call the heroes on him. Sensei Shigaraki shakes his head and puffs his ruff. Sensei is as greedy as ever. Instead of leaving, Sensei stays so he can continue to covet his life.
"Mommy, it's ok. I'll go get ready for bed," Chouka said with nervous disappointment twisting her delicate features. She ran off while you continued to give him a death stare. When Chouka was out of earshot, you hissed and rose like a pit viper at him. Crossing your arms as you stubbornly stand up to him.
"What the fuck is your problem? You accuse me of being a shit parent, and then when I'm trying to bond with my child, you end it early. Why? Are you just that petty? Fucking finger biter," you spat at him like venom. Sensei Shig winced.
"I bit your finger, and you still talk to me like this?"
"Yeah, because despite what you think, I am a parent first. I struggled because kids cost money, and it's not like you ever paid me child support. You promised now that I'm here, I can be the mom I was meant to be. Yet, you are being an asshole when I was just starting to have fun. When I was just finding you to be bearable. Fucking taint face, shitty butterfly, scabbed trash," you fumed. Sensei's eyes widened, and he burst out laughing.  
"Woman. Either you are stupid or incredibly brave," he growls back. Finishing your drink first, an act that would have put Moth Shigaraki on alert. When you are drunk, you get vicious and reckless. He will not be kicked on the dick again. You lean in close, narrowing your eyes.
"We know I can be both," you warned.
You tensed for a fight. He knows you will slam that mug against his temple if the human pushes you too far. Moth Shigaraki is careful with your emotions. Having years of experience with his grub. Patience is key with brats. For the most part, you are obedient, a lie that frustrates him because he must monitor you instead of you truly knowing your place.
The human in his body grins, his shark's smile large enough to bite off your head. Chouka runs in, placing the memory back on its original track, which is best. Fiddling with memories too much creates mistakes in what happened.
"You guys aren't fighting, are you?" She asked in a tiny voice. You spin, immediately changing the tone of your voice to one of exuberance and delight.
"Naw, we're all good. Let's braid your hair," you say to her and then glare at him before ushering Chouka towards her room. Moth Shig needed to add the glare. It makes it natural. He releases the reigns and allows this to play out. Truthfully, he knows there is nothing he could do to himself or Sensei to deter him from you. He sees something that confuses and disturbs him deeply. Sensei Shig grabs you by the wrist.
"I am sorry. I was impatient to be with you. I'm eager to please you," he says, gently caressing your hair. His claws lightly scrape over your scalp, sending tingles down your spine, making you shudder and blush. This vexed his moth self to no end. He had a hard time getting you to give him a genuine reaction that wasn't fear and anger. Not that he minds, but it's annoying the inferior human is eliciting a different response.  
Watching to smile and flirt. You did it in the past too, but it seems different somehow with him, and he doesn't like it. What he hates most is your reactions are what his mind interprets, or in this case, what he is letting the human do. The transition was subtle, and he had not felt it. When he dropped the reigns, the human picked them up.
"Y-y-y-you're apologizing to me. Ok, who are you, and what have you done with Shiggy daddy?"
Shigaraki is more troubled by this. That was a natural response to this Shigaraki that he did not create. Sensei Shig doesn't know you well enough for such a natural response. He will observe a little longer to understand this one's psychological quirk, then leave him to it.
"You are adorable and never dull. What is your quirk? What is your name? Where are you?" Sensei Shig bombarded you with questions. You cock your head at him and narrow your eyes.
"Yeah, of course, I'm adorable. My quirk is useless and none of your damn business. You should already know my name. I have no idea where I am. This place is nuts. You're acting nuts. Come on. Let's put Chouka to bed already, and then we can play together," you grin suggestively.
Rage! He understands now. Shigaraki did not feel it until he actively looked for it. Tendrils of magic, thin as thread, are splintering in his mind searching for information and gathering them into this avatar of you. Now that he felt them, he permanently severed those threads in certain areas. Anything that has to do with Chouka is cut off completely. Your past is his. He will not share that with him.
"Hmmm, strange. This won't be easy. How troublesome," Sensei mumbles to himself.
"What are you talking about? I'm being a good girl despite you," you grumble. His attention is brought back to you. Sensei smiles kindly, making you shudder in fear.
"No, no, it's not you at all. Here, allow me to make it up to you. Have a little more, and tomorrow I will step back and let you have as much fun with the little one as you like," he rasped, gently caressing your cheeks. You jump up to wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him. Shigaraki cannot bare to watch this. He has to be a real father.
Gasping, he jerks awake. Compress, and Chouka hovered over him with worried expressions.
"Daddy!" Chouka threw herself at him weeping.
"What was that about?" Compress asked with a hint of interest.
"I fly in the ointment. We need to hurry. He will only be distracted for so long. I made it stretch out longer. But he will summon the Demi-god here. He's spiteful, if nothing else. Chouka, I want you to stay in the van and keep gathering energy. Just like I taught you. Your mind is a cup in the universe," he rasped.
"My mind is infinite and will not overflow. I know, daddy. I'm scared. I used premonition. I need you, daddy. I don't want to go back with Mister. I will be all alone," she started weeping. He growled but held her tight. Rocking her like he did when she was a grub. His heart swells at Chouka's soft little embrace.
"You cannot do that anymore. Daddy takes the burden of seeing the future. Not you. You are so young and frail. What you saw needs to happen. So, daddy can protect you and mommy. Then you can have a future full of safety and fun. I made you, and it's the least I owe my most precious little one," he coos.
Mr. compress is growing weepy and sentimental, watching the moth people purring and chirping at each other. A sweet love language between father and daughter he doesn't want to break up. But time is of the essence. They can't just mark the dirt. They have to gouge the earth and fill it with cement and a unique magical mixture, so the chain is complete and doesn't blow away. They had been toiling for days before the crew came along.
"Ahem," Mr. Compress coughs. Shigaraki lets Chouka down and continues with the task at hand. His cock is getting painfully hard at Sensei Shig playing in the back of his head. The fool has no idea how long he is spending in there.
"Doesn't that hurt?" Compress asks, pointing to his tented pants when they are in the last stretch.
"Badly so. Listen. This will be Chouka's first time jumping. Which means do not be surprised by the time differential?
"What? By how much?"
"Depends. It's like jumping off a moving train. Timing to jump off is everything. You may lose weeks or months," He shrugged. Compress looked stressed but continued with the work.
"I can't help him," you whisper to Mr. Chew. The rat king was not what you were anticipating. You thought it was a council of rats with their tails tied, like what your rat kings are referenced on Earth. Perhaps a community illness. But no, of course not. It's a giant three-headed rat that dwarfs the others. He's the size of a jeep, his white muzzles twitching, with fierce red eyes that gleam at you.  
"Well, you better think of a way, you stupid-gak!" he squeaks when you grip him around the middle bringing him to your face.
"Say the next words, and I'm punting you across the…cave," you mumbled around the clothe you use to cover your mouth. The smell of rat urine and feces is overwhelming. Poor Eri puked, "I can't help him because he is just old."  
"We live in a world of magic, you dumb….female. As you can see, two of his heads are fading, but the third is still vital. Put on a show of doing doctory things. If he dies, we are all dead. Put on a show, then have the kid do her thing. Trust me, the guy that is up to be rat king will eat you alive once he's done. This guy has been the best King in the past sixty years. He's let half his mischief survive," Mr. Chew states.
"Seriously? This is worse than Hawks. He mouth-raped me and threatened to drop me. Which I prefer to being eaten alive," you hissed at him.
"I need to practice a bit, but I can reverse him just enough to get us out of here. Buy him ten more years. Stall him, please," Eri whispered.
"He would only eat you after you brooded a couple of litters. Not at all if you produce a female. You're always so negative," Mr. Chew grumbled. Your eyes widen in shock. Processing his words.  
"A little human female. It's been ages since I've seen one of those," the most lively head said, squinting to see. The blind head on the far left lifted and sniffed.
"Really? Is she pretty? Not that it matters. I always liked how they squealed when we thrust into them," He coughs.
"Gnasher, stop. You're scaring the nice rat doctor," the first head to speak said.
"She can't understand us. Rat doctor. What a lie. Kill whoever lied and breed out the female to Steel teeth," the middle head said. Oh, fuck no! Your mind shouted.
"Excuse me. I've taken years of veterinary education. Whereas I'm not a rat doctor per se, I am familiar with Rattus norvegicus biology," that's not a lie. You worked with plenty of lab rats. All three heads gasped.
"She can speak our language. I am Heart. I temper the other two. The middle head is Mull, the Alpha head, and the one at the end is Gnasher. He is a great warrior. Come closer, Doctor. If you are to examine us," Heart beckoned sweetly.
You must make a show of this, your mind repeated as you approached the scary rats. Desperately trying to push Shigaraki's words aside. 'Magical creatures can breed with anything. One time my friend screwed a…,' a what? Oh no, a what? A rat?
Hearts whiskers twitched rapidly as he sniffed at you. Eyes hooded, he looked sweet and friendly. Leaning into any touch as you examined his ears, eyes, and teeth. You looked into his nose. He did seem relatively healthy. The middle head barely moved, and the third was vicious.
"Who is Steel?" you asked absently since all are called Lightfoot.
"Me," A giant black ridged monster growled from the shadows, "You look tender. A bit small for a breeder, but we shall see." You shuddered and made a big show of looking the rat king over.
"I'll need to run some tests, but I think we can help," you stalled.
"Then help now or prepared to be mounted for hours straight by the court," Steel sneered. You cringed from him. You did not want to be mounted by anything here. You look to Eri, who nods she is ready.
"My assistant here will use her healing magic to cure your Rattus gutta Vetus," you say, stringing together latin words. You turn to Eri and whisper, "You don't have to do this. We can try to run."
She shakes her head. A part of you is relieved and scared. So many things can go wrong. Eri stepped up to the rat king with you following close. You will grab her and Mr. Chew to run if anything goes wrong. Worse, you will have to use your quirk if you have any chance of escaping. It's been so long, and you are racked with stress. It won't work.  
Far away, Shigaraki was busy with his new toy. After the last time, he hunted down mind manipulation quirks. He had been practicing, using it just for this moment. He believes he has the perfect facsimile of the real you pulled from memories and impressions of you from this mind. He was surprised at how mouthy you are yet physically compliant.
The more questions he asked you, the more frustrated he was getting, however. This fact-finding mission was going poorly. You had prepared the child for bed, or more accurately, the thin air. This body was more experienced with mind games. Any questions about the child was met with a brush-off. Same with your quirk and any information about your whereabouts.
"What is with you today? You are not usually this curious. I have to be honest. It's harshing my buzz to the point I would rather fuck than answer another damn question," you sigh. Crossing your arms and looking off into space.
"If you had answered a single one, I would be done already," he growled.
"Why should I? Not only do you know this already you never answer any of my questions. Like why are you so obsessed with me? Why did you have to kill my parents? Why is my quirk so important to you? Why, why, why, and ultimately none of it matters because you have me trapped here. Ugh, I fucking hate you. I hate how you are being such an unnecessary asshole. I hate how you raped me and stole me from my life only to torture me with a bunch of fucking questions," you snapped at him.
Grabbing your blankets and rolling away from him in the giant nest. That outburst was surprisingly more effective than his previous interrogations. It had a tidbit of information that would give him clues about who you are. This Shigaraki had killed your family and raped you. There will be police reports on that. A nice little paper trail to you and his child. A minor slip-up that could prove fruitful.  
He explored the place to let you cool down. Outside was blank. The door at the end of the hall wouldn't open. He is sure of it now. This body is more experienced, and his insect self has edited information he could use. He shouldn't be playing around here for too long.
After La Brava hacked his phone, he has a damn good idea where his insect self will be. He tried to get her to hack the cell that he forwarded to. La Brava screeched in frustration at how it was impossible.
"It's like it's in another dimension! Please, don't hurt us, demon lord!" She cried.
"I would never discard someone so useful. We will call on you another time," he had dismissed La Brava.
The mystery deepened, and it excited him to no end. Did Kataro, father, have a secret love child? That would have been interesting but not as fun. When it pointed more and more to another dimension, he wanted more. He watches you grumbling and trying to ignore him as he sits on the lip of the nest.
"I must leave. If I capture this one, I can discover more about you than here where he has too much sway," he tells you. You shift to look at him with large sad eyes.
"I don't know what you are talking about. But it sounds like you are ditching me. Don't you at least want to try to have a good time? I'm really trying here. The best thing about you is the sex, daddy. So, won't you stay and try with me?" You question with your pouty lips. He becomes fixated and hard at the vision of you begging on your knees in front of him.
Your hand strokes up his muscular thigh, and he tenses at your touch. He should go, but something about you is too enticing. He can't put a finger on it, but you pluck at his heart like a carrion bird with all your cute flutters and daring squawking.
"You know I could hurt you in ways you can't even imagine, yet you talk to me like an equal," he rasps with a deep rumble. You narrow your eyes, scrunching your face into a grimace, and lift your hand with a missing pinky.
"As if I could forget," you growled rolling your eyes at him.
Squeaking in surprise, he grabs you by the throat and clutches the back of your head by your hair. Forcing your face up to him, thumb digging in your jaw to part those pouty lips. Plunging his tongue in deep. Careful when he realized his tongue was much longer than a human's. He has you gasping and moaning against his mouth.
He pushes you back, pressing his body down on yours, wedging his knee between your thighs, making your body open to him. Your flavor is sweet and earthy, like crystal dew clinging to a moss-covered forest. He feels something primal in him awaken. His wings spread wide, flapping as he grinds into you. Images of breaking free from silk. Wet and re-born for destruction.
He dries his wings in the moonlight, an eye out for harpies and driders. Two things set his blood on fire. Hunting and Mating. Shigaraki gains control of himself enough to pull away.
Using his claws, he tears the front of your dress open. Then he rips his pants off with a vicious tear that fills the room. Chest heaving, breath hot with heated desire for you, hovering over you rhythmically fluttering his wings beyond his understanding. You grin up at him with lust-filled eyes.
"Mine," he snarls.
He's seen that look in others. But they all wanted something from him, like wealth, power, or fame. Not you. You want his cock. It sends a shiver of desire to his core, causing his steel-hard cock to drip on your sex. You do something so lewd it spikes red hot passion through him. You rub his cum on your flesh, running up between your beasts before slowly licking your fingers with your tiny tongue.
You are so much smaller than him. In this body, he has to be about seven feet again. This had been a problem for AFO in the past. But he knows that he has been breaking you in properly every night. He has missed dwarfing a lover, and another part always wanted to try it. Your dirty little act and a few kisses are not enough for his insatiable need. He is hungry for your flavor.
Roughly grabbing you, he sets your knees on his shoulders on either side of his head. Clamping his mouth over your entire small pussy, he grips your waist and forces you down harder on his mouth. You yelped in alarm, clutching handfuls of his hair and an antenna. He grunted in pain, but he wasn't going to stop. He is strong enough to do this to you all day. That yelp turned into giggles of delight.
You reached up and pressed your palms to the ceiling, pushing yourself deeper into his mouth. He growled and thought, "Good girl." His tongue plunges into your tight hole. As a human, he's sucked dick and eaten pussy, not caring for it much. He prefers receiving. Individuals vary slightly, but the flavor is always salty, tangy, or heady, with a slight sweetness.
In this body, your pussy is like candy. Yes, tangy and salty, but the thing he tastes most is honeyed fresh figs. Oh god, he loved it. He felt like a starved hummingbird. Darting his tongue in and out to lap up as much of your nectar as possible. Swallowing noisily as you start to drip down his throat.
"Ah, Daddy, slow down," you moan, writhing on his face. A deep rumbling growl joins his twisting tongue. You moan and pant louder as the vibrations of his voice box hit your swollen clit. You are making the cutest bucks of your hips as your legs begin to shake. He licks over your velvety walls harder.
"Ah, daddy, daddy, too much," you whine as your walls constrict on his tongue. A rush of your juice pours into his mouth. Give me more. He snarls unintelligibly in your cunt. Pushing his tongue deeper into your cumming pussy. Slurping every drop as you squirm, yanking at his waterfall of long white hair.
"Please, Shiggy daddy, it's too much," you cried.
He relented as the flow of your honey slowed to a trickle. He lifts you enough to lathe his tongue over your puffy slick slit one last time. You look so pretty, like a fully blossomed flower. He grips your thigh and swings you down to impale you on his painfully throbbing cock. You scream so loud you could wake the dead.
In the real world, he will be gentle. He will take you in ways that will break your body and soul in this vestige. You claw with your blunt little nails for purchase. Watching a bulge form between your hips as his cock goes deeper.
You tremble and cry, but the exquisite way your body takes him has him falling to his knees. Giving and crushing inch by inch. You lay limp on the pillows, trembling, panting, and covering your eyes with your arm. Your hitching breaths and silent tears tell him he is causing you discomfort. In a moment of kindness and memory lapse, he pauses.
"Is this too much for my mouthy brat?" He asks, panting. You shyly look at him from over your arm. He cares for you and your comfort. He doesn't understand why perhaps because you are trying to get along with the other half of his offspring rather than curry favor with the demon lord.  
"No. I can keep going. Just…that was a little rougher than normal," you blush. He smirks. There you go, being beautiful and sweet again to a monster.
"You are so cute. I will let you adjust," he rasps. Shoving himself deep into your silky resistive walls. He knows he is kissing your cervix by how to shake from the pressure. You tighten, trying to push him out, but there is no chance of that happening, "We truly adore you."
"Who's we?" you asked. Shigaraki ignores you. He's being kind and letting your body have a moment to recover from his brutal attention. Leaning down, he licks and nips around your neck and chest. This body craves the salt on your tender flesh. He could drink your tears like champagne. Craves your worship above all others. After leaving a necklace of love bites, he lifts back to his knees, holding out his hands for you.
"Give me your wrists. This will hurt, but I want to experience this once without it being messy."
Your face knits in concern, your brows touching, as you do as you are told. Coyly you place your hands in his. He grips them and begins to pull you violently against his thrusting hips. You mewled but took it. The contact of your bodies made a loud slapping sound. He can see your thighs and pussy reddening. Each sweet impact causes a mini explosion of pleasure.
Your tits are pressed together like this jiggle and bounce. He's big enough to lean down and suck them, so he does, quickly leaning down and sucking both hard nipples in his mouth. Shigaraki's thrusts must become more swallow for this, but he loves it. Your moans turned from gasping pain to breaths of pleasure. You giggle as the feelers he has no control over tickle at your neck.   
"Daddy, no tickle torture," you whined. Your walls stroke him like burning coals with your struggles. The tantalizing bell tones of your laughter run down his spine in shivers of delight to his core. His thrusting increases in tempo as the embers of bliss pop in him, setting his blood on fire. Flaring with the pump of his heart. Heating to the tip of his claws from the bundle building in his center.
"Dammit, Shiggy, that tickles so much it almost hurts more than your cock. Keep it up, and I'm going to piss on you," you hiss with more hitching moans.
"Go ahead. I dare you. This feels too good. I'm not going to stop, whiny brat," he growls around your pert nipples. Bucking deeper into your warmth. A fire is kindling in you as well. Your greedy pussy is getting tighter and wetter by the second.
You are pulling the flames of desire straight out of him. Hotter, and hotter. He is melting into you. It's painful. He's burning so hot, heart and head pounding as he humps you with a desperate need for release.  
He erupts without warning in ecstasy. He throws his head back, roaring with indescribable ache and white-hot pleasure. His curtain of hair floated with the dancing of his beating wings. His eyes roll, teeth clicking, heart pounding with the pulse of his spasming hot cock knotted deep in you. His groggy mind feels possessed with satisfaction. As if he had just completed a primal necessity. The sensations are renewed when your silky walls grip like a fist on his knot.
"AHHHHH, Daddy!" You screamed. Writhing against him as his hips rotate, getting what little extra friction he can while firmly tied to you. Jets of cum shoot into your welcoming cunt, so much a mixture of both your juices run down his thighs and your ass like a waterfall.
His eyes lock onto your pained lewd face, gasping hot breath, back arching to him, while your chest heaves. It is a beautiful sight he wants etched in his mind. Your tight little body milks him while coaxing shivers of bliss from his core. You look broken and destroyed by him. It forces him to think of ways to hunt down the real you.
How is it fair this insect found relief from the hungry itch? It consumes us while we work so damn hard. We do everything, and yet we have nothing to show for it. Look at this body. It's perfection. It is strong enough to hold us. We should take it, His mind seethed.
Your whimpers bring his fucked-out mind back. He releases his grip. Ashamed that he has bruised the delicate skin on your wrists. With shaky arms, you reach up and wrap around his neck. Nuzzling against his chest, his fur clinging to your sweating flesh. A waft of citrus annoyed him. This body even smelled better!
Shigaraki didn't feel like leaving yet. You are still snuggly around his knot and cuddling him like a lover. It feels too good to be worshiped like this. He deserves to be worshipped like this. Tangling his claws in your damp hair, inhaling your scent, rumbling purrs, and coos. A strange thing that comes naturally without effort on his part. Sore, body aching from his attentions.
"Why are you not pregnant? Are you on contraceptives?" He wonders aloud, feeling his seed pool between the two of you. The moment the words slipped past his lips, he felt a spike of pain run through him. An overwhelming pressure of hate baring down on him like a physical presence. He feels himself being expelled once again from you and this vestige world.
"Contraceptive? What are contraceptives?" Shigaraki questions Mr. Compress in the physical world.
Who shrugs and continues to order the construction crew about. Shigaraki will ask the praying mantis when he comes. Although he has a sneaking suspicion what it is, and he is enraged you tricked him. It distracted him and released the bastard human too soon. It's too late now.
He's exhausted and thankful his hard-on is finally gone. He has been unable to touch his daughter because of the damn thing. It hurt to the point he thought it might fall off. He crawls into the van and snuggles next to Chouka before the dawn light touches him. Tomorrow was the big day.
The demon lord sat up, gasping for air. Confused as he looked around the hospital room.
"Shigaraki, you are awake," Spinner fretted. Pain, a spike of a dull ache, throbbed in every joint.
"What the hell happened?" He mumbled.
"That is what we would like to know. I found you passed out in your office with some satanic-looking stuff around. I couldn't wake you. The doctors said you were severely dehydrated. Which should be impossible," Spinner answered.
Yes, it should have been impossible with his regeneration. Sudden panic set in. Had he been bested by a lowly insect?
"What day is it?" He asked, jolting upright and regretting it.
"It's Friday. You've been out for three days," Spinner looked to the door to call a doctor.
"That sneaky bug. He is much cleverer than I thought. Even at full regeneration, I won't be able to stop them in time. Not with his strength and other unknown quirks. Spinner, hand me my phone," he ordered, his hoarse throat cracking his voice.
Spinner was quick and obedient as always. He might have died without knowing until it was too late if he had not found him. He finds the number he was looking for. With shaky hands, he waits for an answer.
"Hello," the familiar voice with a light crybaby lilt answered.
"Izuku Midoriya. It's your good friend, the Demon Lord," he rasped with a cheerful mock. Deku sighed. He could hear Deku rubbing his temples over the phone and relished it.
"What do you want, Shigaraki?" Deku snarked.
"Is that any way to talk to a good buddy? After all, I was calling to help you out. A family member of mine plans to commit a crime in your territory. Normally I wouldn't get involved, but I suspect his wife and daughter are with him. I'm asking for their safe return and to go easy during the arrest. He is very precious to me and as well as to Nana Shimura," he explained casually. There was a long eerie silence before Deku answered.
"I can't arrest someone until they commit a crime. Give me the address, and we'll keep an eye on things," Deku groaned.
"Absolutely. You will take care not to kill him, yes?"
"What kind of question is that? We both know you're the killer out of the two of us. Call my agency to leave the details. Talking to you makes my flesh crawl," Deku sneered before hanging up.
He laid back down and forced his regeneration quirk. He should have you and his daughter in his arms when he wakes up. Shigaraki smirked at the dimly lit white ceiling.
"What was that about?" Spinner asked.
"Never mind. Spinner, old friend, be a dear and prepare a cell deep underground for a special guest. Also, see that my interior designer makes a room cozy for a civilian woman. Not a whore, and another for a child of about eight or ten. But make sure both are escape proof," he rasped, drifting to sleep. Spinner looked concerned but did as instructed. He closes his eyes and wonders what you are doing right now.
"Swarm the city," you ordered the rats. Your voice boomed like a thousand beasts roaring. They would never dream of disobeying the animal queen's orders. You and Eri needed time to prepare for your arrival. She hugged you tighter on top of the rat king's back.
"Now that's being a true alpha bitch," Mr. Chew praised.
Chapter 10: The train
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Zeus Meilikhios
At the request of a lovely anon, this post is going to be about a very unique and very interesting epithet of Zeus - Meilikhios.
I've talked in passing about Zeus Meilikhios in two other posts of mine: Zeus Katharsios and Misconceptions of Zeus, but I've never done a post focusing solely on this epithet, mostly because it can be a bit to talk about. So, let's get into it today!
Some translations of Meilikhios that I've seen include "the merciful", "the mild", "the kindly", "open to propitiation", etc.
MEILI′CHIUS (Meilichios), i. e. the god that can be propitiated, or the gracious, is used as a surname of several divinities. 1. Of Zeus, as the protector of those who honoured him with propitiatory sacrifices. At Athens cakes were offered to him every year at the festival of the Diasia. (Thuc. i. 126; Xenoph. Anab. vii. 7. § 4.) Altars were erected to Zeus Meilichius on the Cephissus (Paus. i. 37. § 3),at Sicyon (ii.9. § 6), and at Argos (ii. 20. § 1; Plut. De cohib.
Zeus Meilikhios was often depicted as a giant snake - a creature of the earth.
Even if in one perspective Zeus Meilichios was simply one aspect of Zeus, in another he had to be treated as an independent figure. He was often portrayed differently too, as a gigantic snake. (p.91 of On Greek Religion by Robert Parker)
It is a Chthonic epithet of Zeus, one that has to do with the placating of the dead. He is, like Zeus Kathersios, a god of purification; Votive offerings at Argos were dedicated to him in order to be cleansed of the miasma inccured through bloodshed:
Bryas of Argos was put in command [of the Argive Thousand]. He committed a number of violent outrages against common people, and on one occasion he dishonoured a bridal procession by snatching a virgin girl they were leading to the bridegroom. When night fell the young girl watched Bryas going to sleep and then blinded him. But the coming of day betrayed her; she fled to the people as a ritual suppliant. They refused to give her up to the vengeance of the regiment, there was a fight, the people won it, and in their fury they left not one man of the thousand alive. Afterwards, among the ceremonies of their purification from the blood of kindred, they dedicated a statue of Zeus Meilichios. - Pausanias (2.20.1-2)
There was also a festival in his honor at Athens, called the Diasia, which was celebrated on the 23rd of Anthesterion. For those that could afford them, pigs were sacrificed and burnt whole, as no part of the animal was meant to be eaten in a sacrifice to a god of the underworld. For those who couldn't afford them, cakes baked in animal shapes were sacrificed.
The festival was described in antiquity as ‘performed with a certain loathsomeness’ and accompanied by grim expressions. This was the public side. Domestically, it was a day of family meals, hospitality and of giving children presents. (pg. 66 of Zeus)
So, not only is he a god of purification, but he also has familial connections and even protective ones:
Thucydides tells the story of the sixth-century athlete Cylon, famous as an Olympian, and married to the daughter of the tyrant of Megara, who attempted in 632 BC to seize political power in Athens. The Delphic oracle advised him to attack during the greatest festival of Zeus. Not surprisingly, he construed this to be the Olympic Games, but his attack went disastrously wrong. Had he attacked during the Diasia, Thucydides points out, he would have found the city largely empty as all the citizens left it for the sanctuary of Zeus Meilichios. Whether designedly or inadvertently, the god protects his worshippers from threats to the city, and ensures their safety. (pg. 3 of the role of Zeus Meilikhios in Argos)
So, this chthonic epithet of Zeus is quite complex in and of itself -- on one hand, he is a god tasked with purifiying those who have incurred miasma through bloodshed, but also has strong familial and gentle connotations with the Diasia.
Feel free to send in requests for certain epithets!
Sources: Zeus by Ken Dowden, The role of Zeus Meilikhios in Argos by Diana Burton, and On Greek Religion by Robert Parker
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