#a fancy freak

[skeleton-mischief]

Wine Serrif

Conforming is easier than resistance, so don't fight against the system. It's safer that way

* But in truth, FS!Gold Sans wonders if what he's doing is a good idea...

- Official height 5'8 because of heels

- He/Him

- Plays chess as a hobby

- Plays the piano

- Head of the Royal Guard, he's deeply feared

- Good friends with Carmine, Razz, and Powder

- He had a good relationship with Gaster, at least that's what he remembers. They were only doing what was necessary, after all

- Doting on friends and loves cooking for them

- Sews as a hobby in secret and loves fashion. he's always well dressed as a result and hates those who don't have a fashion sense

- Won't hesitate to be violent if needed, he'll play around with peaceful interactions. But don't test him, he's only being polite because that's what manners are

- Always wears gloves, even above ground. He has sharp bones and doesn't want to poke others.

- Confident, responsible, well spoken, manipulative, intuitive, kind, overprotective, secretly jealous, cunning, intelligent, loyal, perfectionist, tired, patient, overworking, and ruthless

- A cat person, dogs are so messy. However, they can be useful in his guard

- Extremely polite, but he curses sparingly

- Walks with his hands clasped behind his back, always appearing to be at ease despite actually being highly tense at all times. Hardly can someone actually see that

- Supports his brothers hobbies a lot, he encourages anyone's interets

- Won't admit it, but he has a sweet tooth for chocolate

- Like Coffee, he can shortcut

- A master sharpshooter, he actually taught Coffee

- A helicopter brother, no one is allowed to mess with his younger brother

- Requires reading glasses, but he actually uses them unlike some of the other Sanses

- A fantastic cook

- Likes to read in his free time or shop

- Grew to be a role model for Rus, Stretch, and Cash overtime

- The most intuitive Sans, he can read micro expressions and is great at steering the convo in a way he wants

- Has the most informative details on the others, great at gathering blackmail. He's quite secretive though, which makes it practically impossible for someone to learn about him

- He had destroyed his files long ago, only the Queen knows about his past

- Meticulous on his notes and excellent at the jobs he has

- Makes farfalle

- Encourages Carmine to go clothes shopping and dress up with him, they became close because of this

- Magic smells like pomegranate, magic tastes like almond and wine

- The type to insult using someone's trauma or drama. Passively does this if insulted by someone else. "Oh you say that but I don't see you with your man!"

- Loves classical music

- A huge romantic, he loves thinking about it even if he's never been in love

- Likes handshakes, he's very formal and does not do fistbumps or high fives

- A silent crier, it's rare to ever see him like that. Since he doesn't want to be seen, you'll probably get a nasty word from him as a result

- Would call his lover little monarch, or his papillon, his butterfly

- Analyzes stupidly hard on his purchases, even if it's something stupid

- Was convinced that junk food and wine can go great together when Vanilla made him try kt

- watches reality TV above ground, especially acute to drama

- He only has one eyelight since the other is "blind", only forming an eyelight if its a star, aka during a battle and he needs to be acutely merciless

- He struggles letting go of control, he needs to work on that since he's used to being in a place of authority

- He is not allowed to question the Queen, even if she does things that he finds....detrimental. He tries to soothe her woes, as she has yet to stop crying

- He has been considered ruthless, and yet only a short few know that he's more merciful than expected. But only sparingly

- He finds it hard to explore forms of living when it's not what he's used to, but he observes and tries

- He has never been bested, since he's sharp and calculated. He's had a lot more experience, grown in a ruthless world that requires no mercy

Closing Notes: I haven't given him too much thought even if I genuinely love his concept, but that is okay, because I can at some point explore his character later on as he develops in my mind. I want to explore his dynamic with others so badly

- He would listen to Opera, I know it

- He would kill for someone, but so far that has only been for Coffee and for The Queen

- He loves the thrill of someone who's strong fighting him, but he loves it even more when he crushes them

- He will crush bugs so fast, he's great at finding them inside homes

- He has not been seen without a full set of clothes, but sometimes he will wear some that show bone. He's surprisingly not that scarred, but he won't ever show his chest/ribcage. Don't ask why

[glassclownz]

this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)

[toads-treasures]

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than this: someone else's laughter in your mouth."

- Forever by Maggie Stiefvater

It may be a bumpy road but these two will get their fairytale happily ever after god dammit.

[kacievvbbbb]

Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.

Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .

the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.

Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.

Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)

Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

[heuldoch7b]

i made up two astartes on complete accident today.

a dark angel named shadrach and a raven guard named firouz. no real idea what to give them in terms of a backstory, but they are inseparable and old.

frankly i also just dont know what kindove lore to give them, im still so confused by the timeline and who when what 😵‍💫

[hello-delicious-tea]

Principessa Beret finally photographed (I've had it done for a month) to go with my Industrial Revolution shawl!

The pattern is more naturalistic, but I think you could conceive of it as belts or wiring, and I really like the first chart - most berets have really boring bits at the edge, and this one didn't.

Unfortunately the wool wash dulled the sheen of the yarn - I'm contemplating doing a couple of cold rinses to see if it's soap that didn't get rinsed out all the way dulling it. Don't have the right size of plate here though, so I'll have to wait a week to find out!

[sarroora]

[gbirrd]

this is what Dick got up to in the early days while he was waiting on B to finish talking with Commissioner Gordon

[officially-other]

My first attempt at writing that's vaguely like poetry: from a dragon

I am not what you think.

I walk around, awkward limbs and flighty mannerisms, and you think I’m strange. You have no idea how strange you would think I am if you only saw what was underneath.

Underneath, I am a creature of the ocean. Something that could never pass as human, and no longer wants to. Saltwater rushes through my veins in secret, silent to everyone but me. To me, it’s a roaring sound of the waves that I have never seen except for within my soul. It yearns to dissolve into the ocean like it could long ago, but for now those days are over and I am hidden underneath skin and muscle.

Underneath, there are wings; fins; antlers. They ache to tear from my back, through my skull. Nonetheless, they stay hidden for me, safe in the silence. Protected like I protected my kin in a lifetime so close to the surface and yet unreachable. Wrapped in a form that no longer coils around them like a serpent, but keeps them hidden from predators well enough I suppose.

I suppose.

I accept my form reluctantly and do what I can to make it mine. I shape it to feel better when I discover my gender, and when I can’t shape it to fit my true self I cover it in things that feel a little more like home. A little more draconic. A little more like the ocean that I never have seen, but feel homesick for anyway.

I do find joy in being in this body, at least. Out there, there are others. Angels working minimum wage, dragons sitting on a park bench, wolves buying groceries. We hide, but we do so to be free. We walk through crowds, and no one notices our scales and fur and feathers. But we do. We see each other, even if from miles away, and we see what’s underneath.

And underneath, none of us are what you think.

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[insufferablemod]

top 10 worst celebrities ever

[thenocturnenarrator]

Memories of a protector, my beloved UwU

Great fic guys, amazing fic :’)

THE BETRAYAL GUYS THE BETRAYAL

There was no betrayal I was just throwing people off hihi, uncensored version so you can all appreciate Dust’s face at the greatest mistake in his life

THA FAILURE XDDD

Dust and Ink trying to sacrifice themselves for each other XDDDDD One did significantly better hehe DX

THA PAIN GUYS THE PAIN! DX

I already screamed in the fix’s comments so y’all get spared XDDD

Dust: I failed so miserably:(

Ink: I won’t

Dust: what- *gets saved* Ink nooooo- *gets captured*

Ink: at least I succeeded UvU

Creators whispering: actually he was captured, loser

Ink: :’) NEVER MIND

[forthepastandnotthenow]

i feel like there is so much miscommunication/misunderstanding shenanigans that can happen since wade and matt have the same initials but just flipped upside down

[plurralthiing]

breaking news: dumb idiot alien cookie gets caught shapeshifting into other cookies

(sour jawbreaker cookie goes by he/they/it)

[motionjames]

guide for new gundam fans

[albatris]

I can't wait for the Reuben March Fancy Gala scene