#a dad joke

[agendratum]

lee know’s underappreciated dad jokes collection (3/?)

[neptunedaydream]

Hi can’t, I’m dad!

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[diabloku]

the two cakes meme but make it about

✨ DADS✨

Bonus, she wants them to get along:

[astrogirlythings]

[catchymemes]

[retrogamingblog2]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[myths-and-girls]

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[ambulatoryhoodie]

When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..

[squishykitty825]

Dick: What gets covered in dirt but somehow always stays clean?

Jason: A body in a coffin

Dick: …

Jason: …

Dick: Soap. It was soap.

[fiishbone]

Happy "Almost Christmas" day everyone 🥳🎁

Silly little drawing for the silly little joke

[150en]

Gem's dads (and mom??!?)

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