#a dad joke

[agendratum]

lee know’s underappreciated dad jokes collection (3/?)

[neptunedaydream]

Hi can’t, I’m dad!

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[diabloku]

the two cakes meme but make it about

✨ DADS✨

Bonus, she wants them to get along:

[myths-and-girls]

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

[catchymemes]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..

[squishykitty825]

Dick: What gets covered in dirt but somehow always stays clean?

Jason: A body in a coffin

Dick: …

Jason: …

Dick: Soap. It was soap.

[pears-palette]

My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

[deecotan]

classic dad joke

[notherpuppet]

Let’s Dance

Part 10/12

Part 9 | Part 11

[retrogamingblog2]

[phemiec]

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]