#a cops a cops a cop babyyyy

[noblemalone]

Do you really want your tombstone to read "for all the ills and evils in the world, I took issue with how people found Joy?"

[silverselfshippingchaos]

one of my favorite things about him in y4 is the constant joking about his divorce

[loverboybrightsideghost]

started watching trap and tbh i mildly wanted to see it after i saw the trailer cuz i was like hm sort of interesting premise, i wonder if there's more to it. there is not 👍🏼

[cherrylite17]

The Heart Killers ep 1 (spoilers ahead)

at first i was (hahah first) like oh? interesting? sex worker khao? and then he said wait for the food and we can go all out with no interuptions and i was like… ahhh hes gonna kill him

ah yes, my favourite! gun salad! POST EPISODE ADDITION: THE GUN SALAD DOESN'T HAVE SILENCERS BUT WHEN THEY KILL THE GUY THEY DO?? THEY NEVER SHOW THEM PUTTING THEM ON???

yall think they (bison and fadel) are called the heart killers (hence the name of the show) because they always shoot their victims in the heart? like that first guy?

ALSO bisexual lighting room. guys I think this might be foreshadowing that fadel and bison aren't straight (and thats my one deep analysis for this episode)

i was lost in though about how rich that style and kant have to be to get TWO LANES at a bowling alley (damn take turns on one lane like the rest of us) when DUNK RAISED HIS ARMS CROP TOP NUMBER 1 BABYYYY

sorry kant baby you sound like a virgin loser giving out bowling advice. I swear if bowling becomes a reoccurring element to this show (they get to include it one more time before i order myself a gun salad)

red room with red curtains and red bedsheets for a red boy (and he works at a red burger joint??? like damn i always thought that some of @respectthepetty 's colour analyses were reaches (in a nice way!! in like a "no way the directors actually put that much thought into putting... idk cop in purple, they just grabbed a shirt i bet") but bison is the reddest boy ever (watch them say hes actually a different colour and i am a silly goofy)) followed by kant picking up his brothers book (which has a suspicious amount of red on it) and looking lovingly at it (no one looks lovingly at Shakespeare) Also the fact that they showed the book makes me wonder if the plot of the taming of the shrew is going to have much to do with this show

but also if bison is red hes def a different shade of red compared to Arc (of perfect 10 liners). I mean Arc has serious anger issues and Bison just wants to be gay (and do crime). hes such a silly goofy guy compared to Arc (at least what we know of the two so far)

i am HATING this upclose shot of kant eating the burger please stop it

excuse me? kant, bison this is a Wendys please stop looking at each other like that

(bison giggling after kant leaves is literally me when i think about my crush)

LOOOOL NOT FADEL CALLING STYLE A PERVERT FOR TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF BUT HE STILL WATCHED ANYWAY

NO seriously i hate these up close eating shots what is the point of them im going to cry and barf? Like surely this isn't going to be some future plot point right?? surely its just an artistic decision (which I hate, but now they have to do this EVERY TIME he eats food lest i complain about them stopping doing it (BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS IF YOU ARENT GOING TO DO IT THE WHOLE SHOW))

"is the taming of the shrew gonna have anything to do with this show"??

the show: bison can only be in a relationship once fadel is in one like come on taming of the shrew

fadel being mean to style (though one could argue style deserves it) and style shouting that hes gonna take fadel out [on a date] like COME ON TAMING OF THE SHREW

in conclusion i feel bad for bison (and babe, they do NOT give younger siblings unless something is gonna happen to them) already

im assuming that kant's dad is dead yeah? what if he got killed (by bison and fadel obviously) (unlikely but what if??? they brought up fathers way too much for one episode it would be weirder if i wasnt suspicious)

anyway, i don't want to have too high of expectations but i love first and khao so i really hope this show delivers 😭

[nevereverthem]

Gotham : Season 1 Episode 1

I fell upon the character of Jerome Valeska a few weeks ago and got an obsession over him. Then Jeremiah, Oswald Cobblepot, Edward Nygma (Nygmobblepot 🙄💕)... I watched videos, read fanfictions, followed Tumblr posts...

Today I'm FINALLY WATCHING THAT SHOW!!

I'm 5 minutes in and...

Selina is SO COOL

Bruce just experienced the worst night of his life DAMN! (By the way, leaving the boy alive is a stupid move... But I suppose there wouldn't be a story otherwise 🙄)

Jim Gordon!? I beg you pardon!? HOT AS FUCK!

Then, at the crime scene :

Jim is so soft talking to little Bruce. 🥺

The "There will be light" bit! 😭

"I should have done something. I was too scared." BOY! You couldn't have done ANYTHING! You would have just been killed in the lot if you'd moved.

"You can be STRONG." Hum... Thanks no thanks Jim. "Be strong!" Fuck you let him be a second. X) I get it huh, but damn it man. Boy just lost both his parents!

Bruce RUNNING TO ALFRED!! 😭😭

💥 INTRO TITLE 💥

OMG the Café! I only know it because of the soup scene with Jerome. 😭😭

Bullock pisses me off a little there but I get where he's coming from... Jim (the "new guy") so much wants to do his best!! 🥹

Renee Montoya... I'm forced by my brain to be reminded of the Harley Quinn movie. 😍

Do I have the right to say that Crispus Allen is an asshole?

At the station :

"She said you had to keep me huh?" JIM 😍🤣

"This is not a city, or a job for nice guys." OH MY... I just... He's right. Fuck. 😭😭

The compilation of arrestations & interviews with the music in the background is 🔥🔥.

EDWARD NYGMA!! I'm hyperventilating!! His first appearance, his freaking SMILE!! I... AAHHHHHHH!

His FIRST RIDDLE ❓and Jim immediately answering it!... Is it okay if I ship them a little for now, after 10 seconds? It is. What's the name of that ship? OMG. 🫶

Fish Mooney being a "last resort". 🤣 Btw, BEAUTIFUL 😍🎉

OSWALD COBBLEPOT 🔥😍🥰🐧☂️ Little umbrella holder... Btw, the way he ENJOYS watching the man being beaten up... Yeah... 🙄🙃

"If you let that hair go frizzy, you will be!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PLEASE

Oswald that BITCH 😭😭 He's like a soft little umbrella boy... And then he beats the shit out of the man already on the ground I can't!! I mean I know he's a villain but damn in the beginning he's like "Oh, I can beat him up too? Thank you that's so sweet to let me." *hit - hit* He's (I suppose) throwing his lack of confidence in the blows...

Harvey and Fish so casual, friendly... Jim *UTTER CONFUSION*

Jim already can't with their bullshit!! 🤣🤣

"Yeah, take it easy, Penguin!" - "You know I don't like to be called that!" Babyyyy 😢🐧

Butch is... I... 🤣🤣

"Drop the bat" - *Drops it proudly* 🤣🙃🐧🙄

"All in fun" Oswald... He sounds like a little boy and he's supposed to be 29 (as said on Google). I like his voice, but it's the way his says the sentences. Boy tries to sound all innocent, I can't.

"No problem. Fun." Says the guy kneeling on the floor with blood pooling in between his teeth...

"You're the new guy, huh? How do you like Gotham so far?" I mean... 🙄🤣🙃🥲

The exchange of looks between Fish and Jim...

Barbara Kean

"Talk to me." and he DOES. Jim, one point on the green flag side.

"You don't want to talk to daddy. (...) He's mean." 😭😭😭😭 Little girl.

The wife is terrified for sure and lying so that she doesn't get beaten up by her supposed to be husband. 😭😭😭😭

Bastard tryna escape. 😑

Jim is at his 100% 😮 Man's risking his life, only his fists to fight with...

Jim baby fighting for his life (and for Bruce)... Meanwhile Harvey *shoots once*

Case solved... I suppose. 🤔

Oswald and THE GLASSES 🫠🫠😍😍

"... framed by Fish Mooney and the cops." OMG Harvey what did you... Just to close a freaking case!?

And, Oswald, you're giving informations to Montoya and Allen? Oh MY! Fish is gonna "frizz" you for real 😮

"That poor orphan boy picked my conscience." NAAHHH 🤣😭

Bruce baby 😭😭 the funeral

Oh, Selina! She's a freaking cat from the start. 😌

"You kept your promise." Nnooooo 😭 but Gordon doesn't know. That's not his fault. 🥲

Barbara & Renee?...

Oh... Former friends, lovers? 😏

James doesn't know. He's not privy to that BS!

James going back to the house to search for the truth himself!! 😮❤️

No shiny shoes, NONE.

"Forget about it" NUH UH!

Oswald BABYYYY

James!

OH MY. Does their weird friends/ship/frenemies whatever relationship starts here? 😍

Fish : "You think I'll tell you the truth?"

*Two henchmen walking in*

James : "You just did." 🔥🔥🔥🔥 MAN!

OMG, James beating the two guys... But obviously Fish knocks him out from behind. 🙄

How did Harvey think she was gonna let that go?

Oswald SWEATING 🤣🤣

"Won't you be a sweet boy and rub my feet?" SHE KNOWS!!

The zoom on the foot though x)

Oswald thinking "Yeah... I'm the one who's gonna take over one day!!" 🙄

"Only you saw me with the pearls. No one else..." AAHHHHHH RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Immediately puts the blame on Gilzean!? What a way to make more enemies... 😅🙃

"Prove your loyalty, my little Pen-guin." The shift on Oswald's face!! 😮😮

The man on stage in the background though. 🤣

Oswald BABYYYY 😭😭😭😭 beaten up.

OH! Falcone. Here we meet. Damn. At least saving James & Harvey.

"You can't have organised crime without law and order."...

Who killed the Waynes then!?

What!? OSWALD IN THE CAR TRUNK!?

"Please. Please, I beg of you.." 😭😭

Falcone wants Jim to do WHAT!? AAAAHHHHH

Ok, Oswald is gonna survive. Man's here 'till the end of season 5 but still...

Harvey calling Oswald a "scumbag". X)

I like the rapid talk about war!

Hurting Oswald's bad leg while shoving him out of the car. 🥺

Baby betrayed Fish and is supposed to be killed, but he's now begging for mercy. Like... what did you expect, dude!? 😭

THE WALK 💕🐧

"Please Mister Gordon. Just let me live. I'll do whatever you say. I'll be your slave for life!" (OMG I WANNA READ THAT FANFICTION 🔥🤣) But it's so sad like Oswald's so used to being a servant/slave.

His shiny eyes. 🥺

"I'm clever that way. And I can help you. I can be a spy for-" aaahhhhh

James is so... He doesn't want to... but he knows he has no choice but ah!

"Don't ever come back to Gotham." *proceeds to shoot in the air, then shoves Oswald in the water*

First, MAN, LOVE YOU!

Then, He will come back. 🙄

"Oi! Master Bruce! Get your bloody ass..." How Alfred talks to him is just so... 🤣🤣

"Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing." 100% AGREED.

Jim planning on cleaning the whole police department!! DEDICATION.

Bruce shutting Alfred up. Damn.

Bruce giving James his badge back... The symbol!

Selina!! You have a stalking problem girl. 🤣🤣 Love the "steam punk glasses whatever I don't know the name" though. 💅

Oswald resurfacing from the water. Take a deep breath buddy. x)

You just slit the throat of a random stranger to steal his sandwich!? I cannot condone that life choice man. A bit much truly.

Okay...

That's only episode 1!? Are you kidding me!? Fuck... That's gonna be a lot... That's gonna be FABULOUS. 😍😍

I think I might write a little reaction post each time.

Like if you're interested.

You can also loose your shit with me in the comments.

See ya. 🫶

[xstarkillerx]

omfg youre making me feral for brian again 😭

BE FERAL GET FERAL STIR THE POT

Like I'm sorry that's my baaaabbbyyyyy he's so fine, worst cop in the history of cops and somehow keeps getting promoted, bisexual, eats pussy and smiles up at you with your mess all over his face, is bad at sucking dick but looks so pretty when he hits the back of your throat, family man, loves hitting it raw so he can breed you, willing chauffeur, would finger you in the skyline ass bitch

Like pleeeease if it's just you and me out here Lyss, so be it. Enable me and I'll enable you because I just KNOW your dirty ass mind has some choice words about this man, I wanna hear themmmm, fuck clout it's just you and me babyyyy

He ruined me

[clay-cuttlefish]

We're getting back into the good shit now. Vic's back in action, Renee is written by Greg Rucka for the first time, Helena and Vic meet, Blue Beetle is here...

Azrael Plus The Question

Vic's been playing poker. Lots of opportunities to wander around and get into trouble while keeping him retired from heroing and from journalism, it works for him.

Oops All Daddy Issues.

I like how low key this is, despite everything. Vic and Jean-Paul are weird dudes with a lot of problems and that's on full display.

Green Lantern #81

Another cameo that's only notable because I have no clue why Vic would be here. He has literally never met Hal Jordan, how did he get an invite. He's even standing off to the back instead of sitting with everyone else.

The Question Returns

The river emissary is conceptually a lot better than any of the other supernatural takes on the Question. The idea that Vic's death in the river would make his conscience literally haunt him is interesting, and it being questionably supernatural is more to my taste. Making the river a magical harmonica-playing old black man was not a great choice though.

Vic describing Tot as "an ex-father figure" makes me want to implode.

"these auditory hallucinations are getting on my nerves" BIG mood.

Vic is a mess. He can't go home, he can't stay away, he's shifted from Vic Sage the hard-hitting journalist to Vic Sage the laid-back poker player but he hasn't been able to change the Question. This is why he takes up so much space in my brain.

Even after he left he still held on to his love for Myra and Hub City, and this is where he can't do it anymore. He will never see her again. Godddddddd.

Steel #38

I hadn't read this one before, and I'm glad I'm reading it now, because it's great. I gotta get into Steel eventually.

Vic declares himself teammates with John and then immediately splits up and gets his shit wrecked. Maybe let the guy with power armor protect you next time.

This wandering gambler era is fun, I wish it had lasted a little longer. There are so many interesting places Vic could pop up with poker incidents as an excuse, it's the perfect way to keep him around without him having anything specific going on.

A World for Burning (Tec #714-715)

Calling her a supporting character is maybe a stretch but she gets to talk to Martian Manhunter so I'm counting it.

A fun little mystery story.

Cataclysm

Vic interlude is over, time for events.

I like Cataclysm quite a bit. It's heavy on the cop shit and some of the issues are just not good, but I think the earthquake makes for a better citywide event than any of the "oh no it's the Joker" ones, and everyone involved really gets to shine.

Once again I am forced to admit I like when Cluemaster shows up. Steph saving her dad from Helena despite everything is a strong moment.

Random Encounters (Batman Chronicles #14)

OH NO. Ohhhh no. Strap in folks it's time for her to become a main character.

Renee talks to her brother about his guilt over killing when he was in the Navy, and she uses Two-Face's coin to make her point about randomness and how right and wrong aren't simple, which. Hhhhh.

Apparently she shot a guy who was trying to kill Two-Face, and got the coin in return.

Sorry but Renee flipping the coin and making decisions based on the outcome fucking annihilates me and I cannot BELIEVE I hadn't read this before now.

This isn't even a comic it's a short story. Eight pages of Rucka setting up the dominoes.

An Answer in the Rubble (Batman Chronicles #15)

VIC AND HELENA BABYYYY

Self-recognition through the other (annoying)

His anime hair???

I love them so much.

Road to No Man's Land

Sorry but the Bruce Wayne political drama is ridiculous even by my standards. Gotham would be the second-largest city in the US today, or one of the top 5 if the "7 million" is the city and surrounding area, you cannot tell me it would get totally cut off. Screwed by inadequate relief? Sure. Wiped off the map? Lol no.

Okay fine it's the devil. The devil did it. Comic books.

L.A.W.

We've been in Gotham long enough, time to go do Some Bullshit!

This is in continuity, but it ignores all of Vic's canon post-Charlton - he's a newscaster working with Nora from the Ditko run, Hub City is Ted's home city but not his, he's characterized pretty much how he was in Charlton and those few Blue Beetle crossovers post-Crisis... the other heroes seem a little more up-to-date but they're all still kind of janky.

Wow this does not do a good job making me care about any of these characters.

The plot is mostly racist and/or nonsense and most of it bounced right off my brain despite repeated readings.

Honestly I'm here for Ted more than Vic. He's going through it.

I do like the framing device of Vic writing his report in the final issue. The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

[morsobaby]

Egregious lesboing under the cut about a very specific character from a show. It's egregious

GRRRR DOROTHY FUCKING WILLIAMS DOT MY BABE DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE. YOU SHOULD SEE HER HANDS.

Like yes OBVIOUSLY. Miss fisher is a fucking catch she's an icon shes like my. Hot neighbor but URRRGGGHHHH DOROTHY BABYYYY LEMME TAKE YOU TO REVERSE CONVERSION THERAPY (where they converse you to be GAYYYY) LEMME CORRUPT YOUR CATHOLIC INNOCENCE AND MAKE YOU RUN AWAY WITH ME AND EMBRACE A SINFUL LIFESTYLE OF HOMOSEXUALITY. Why did you marry a cop. I'd be a better husband. Let me come home to you. Let me hold your hands I'm begging on my fucking knees put your entire both hands on my face. And never take them off.

Her soft fucking voice and her gentle yet assertive nature have me in a death grip she's a little girly pop who will squeak cutely about outrageous things yet assert her place in the world and uhhhheeehuhhhhhhhuhhjju it's such a perfect balance I want her to. Be my babysitter. Actually nevermind. But you get my point. I want her to nurture me back to health she's so goooooodddd I want to come home direly injured and shed rush to me all worried and fuss over me and I'd be a good obedient patient for her and I'd let her scold me for being so reckless but I secretly hope she thinks I'm the bravest and most courageous and strong and cool and even if I wasn't she'd still love me and jusr want me to be safe. And. Oiujjeuejhhuj

And I'd bring her flowers like weekly and I'd get her nice presents and I'd always eat everything she makes and I'd notice her outfits and compliment her hair and I'd make little candlelit dinners for her sometimes and I'd kiss her and kiss her and mwah mwah mwah mwah and I'd kiss her hands and suck her fingers and. Um. And her hands. Anyway don't look at me. Unless you completely agree. This never happened

[golbrocklovely]

so this video was interesting to me for a lot of reasons. i definitely liked it more, i think, than tommy and foolish's but i think that's also bc so much more happened.

first off, i think the girls did excellent for their first investigation. they weren't too freaked out, even tho they had every right to be, and i liked their overall presence in the video. they seem pretty cool :)

now… as for the place they went to….

ngl, it seemed a bit freaky, for sure. i'm a little confused how all of the documentation of a place can be burned and yet ppl still know everything about it, but i digress lol

god knows there's probably some stuff that slipped thru the cracks and found it's way into history books.

i think the main issue i had with this video is the lack of physical evidence. i'm not one to discount other ppl's experiences. i believe them all when they say they felt something was there, or was watching them, or they saw something that the camera didn't catch. i'm not gonna argue that.

what i am gonna argue is this: if you truly feel like you are hearing things when no one else is, feeling touched or pressure on your body…. leave. step outside and center yourself. and if it seems to be a reoccurring issue, don't stay there. i feel terrible for niki bc she was getting the worse of it. but girl… walk outside. there's no way i would be chilling in a set of caves allowing ghosts to cop a feel for an hour lol i would be such a bitch about it, they would want me out of those caves asap.

but she's nicer than me so i get why she stayed.

i just feel like in places like that, where it's mostly feelings rather than evidence like devices going off, it becomes an echo chamber. one person freaks out, and bc you care about them, you start freaking out as well. and so on and so forth. and i think that's why investigations that take place in those type of locations, you need to have some form of grounding exercise or something that can center you. and not just being saged outside before walking in.

i always carry or have on two crystal necklaces that i've had for years now. i don't even know if they're real crystals, but bc they make me feel at peace, i make sure to always have them with me regardless. and i think bc none of them had anything like that, things spiraled very fast.

hell, i usually have my crystals on when i do tarot, let alone if i went into a place like this.

i don't fault any of them (except maybe snc bc they should know better by now) for not knowing what to do in situations like this. i can only imagine how fucking weird it must have felt.

the only point i want to argue is that when they were talking about "oh i feel this pressure on my chest, like it's hard to breathe"…. you're hundreds of feet down in the earth. that's gonna happen. the air in the caves is probably from the 1800s. literally body juice (ew) is leaking into the caves. it's not the healthiest air down there.

but aside from all of that, i think the video was really good. the estes methods were both interesting and creepy all at the same time. i hate when colby did the estes method and it was all sexual and pervy… no thanks. i also DESPISE that colby went into a trance for a minute when they went down into the lowest part, or hell. absolutely FUCK NO BABYYYY lol

i think the medium/guide they had was an interesting character, and i feel bad that she felt so emotional towards whatever was following them. also, it was very weird to see something want to attack colby, bc that usually happens to sam. so… i wonder why that was the case. but i have an idea as to why that happened (i'm gonna be answering an ask that talks about it in case you want to know).

overall, great video. enjoyed the collab. maybe if snc are in the uk again, they can collab with niki and gee. can't wait for the next video, which should be daz !

let me know what you guys thought about the video :)

[deviantartdramahub]

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I don't think you know how babysitting works anon? Imagine if you were a parent who left their child with someone bc you had to go to work or something, but then the babysitter charges to your work place just to make you change your kid. Sounds crazy and insensible, right? Eh why am I trying to reason with you. I really hope no one ever trusted you with their kid XD

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Please, tell me how in the world this blog is "racist". Bet you won't cuz it's just another buzzword for your slander.

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Hon please, you are fucking crazy. He never said kids can consent just bc he acknowledges pedophiles exist lmao. I think you broke both your legs due to the extreme jumping to conclusions...plus, what's the harm in him censoring words? It's completely understandable he doesn't want to say the whole thing, I think you're just pissy you can't get off on the word when it's censored.

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Dumbass, you acquired personal information of his and used it to threaten him. You completely deserve to be called out for that, you idiot. THE COPS VERY MUCH SHOULD BE CALLED ON YOU. And then you still have the nerve to say he's lying after you're straight up admitting to all this?? Dear God how could you be this stupid. Dox-threatening is a very bad thing hun-bun, even if you don't act on the threat. Imagine if someone sent you a death-threat, but everyone told you it's nothing to be upset about bc "YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MURDERED, RIGHT?" So how about you shut up and admit you did something terrible...and the added blackmail based on slander is horrible. You put Club in danger whether you admit it or not. I really do bet you take pride in that though, you sick fuck...reasonable people know you're 100% in the wrong though.

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Loveless literally just came to DA to attack Club. He did NOTHING to her and she started harassing him, then for some reason got shocked when he called her out and started crying. We all know YOU are the victim-blamers here, that's one of your favorite things to do, smh.

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Got any proof the roleplay in question was an erp? No? Aight good day.

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You wish, I bet you'd wank to it. Too bad Club would never do something like that.

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What evidence? And you're the ones who try to silence anyone who doesn't agree with you, lmao.

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Explain to me how this was automatically Club's fault.

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Number one, that's a screenshot sweetheart. A screenshot that could've very well been manipulated. So remember, it isn't valid proof! ^w^

Number 2, proof that you refuse to give a voice to anyone who doesn't agree with you or even questions you. One of the reasons why this blog is 100% better. You just want to tune everyone out and surround yourself with yes-men while Tri lets everyone give their story, and gives everyone a fair chance. The fact you want everyone to only listen to you shows you aren't trustworthy.

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Roleplaying with people is always grooming?? Thus the logic of DADramaNow. Apparently all RPs are automatically sexual.

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Lmao Sam doesn't have friends.

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An example of DADramaNow using the "fetish mining" term on Club.

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You just contradicted yourself there. If Club didn't know that fetish existed, how could you accuse him of having it?? He's innocent and you know it, just give up already.

Another long one with many call-outs in one post let's gooo babyyyy.

I remember someone commented once to say that the thing about Mod S and college was a cover for being arrested by the FBI. Meanwhile, Club still has a presence here. Flawless victory.

[vicsuragi]

harry du bois for the character ask :)

and now we've done both of my fave fictional men of the moment kjnfrekjn

favorite thing about him - he's just like me! :)

least favorite thing about him - he's just like me! :(

favorite line - harry has too many good lines that i cannot remember right now but i like "pathetic. i need to hustle more and hate less." (and kim's "i have no idea what that means" response - me neither king i just love the vibe)

brotp - harry and cuno babyyyy. yes cuno bullied me to death the first time i met him but he's cool. i think he and harry have matching "too much" energies and they should be pals. buddies. friends :)

otp - it could be harrykim. i'll never tell anyone tho <3

notp - i don't think i really have one for harry either. i'm not as big into harry/jean but i also barely know jean, in the future i could be convinced.

random headcanon - is it random if i just say he's trans??? no i don't think canon confirms this at all but in my head? it tracks <3

unpopular opinion - i got nothing i love this mess of a man.

song i associate with him - pretty much every village people song, but especially "hot cop" and "macho man." if disco had a dance party ending it would be set to a village people song and i just know it.

favorite picture of him - i can't find it but it's the garry's mod one with harry and crash bandicoot. his face is so smeary and creepy when viewed close up he's like a creepypasta monster. i love it <3

[lokissweater]

hey wifey! it is i, i am back yet again to spread my chaos in my wake😈 anyways the response you gave to my last ask cracked me tf up lol but i genuinely think i have deluded myself into thinking i can pull any jjk man with a little bit of effort😏 realistically though if they were real, i could probably have choso and megs on their knees for me irl. there is just something about an emo looking man with some unresolved (daddy) issues😮‍💨 i know i’m going to sound insane sending this in but yolo and i have missed talking to you pooks💋 another fun question i thought to ask was if you had to pick any other character to date or just smash irl if you had the chance, who would it be (non jjk) mine would probably be touya from mha i think i just KNOW in my bones that i can change that man😩 (i need to be medicated) anywayssssss i need to wrap it up before my therapist finds this but much love bb

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UGHHHHH YESSSSSS you freaking understand. it’s the emo men who bark and bite and hate everything but treat you SLIGHTLY better than everyone else is when i start thirsting like a rabid dog and i need to be strapped down bro it’s NOT FUNNY !!!! 🫦🫦🫦 U ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SOUND INSANE you actually sound so incredibly intelligent bc everything ur saying is viable and BIBLE !!!

and oh i have absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that you would pull choso and megs and have them wagging their little tails ready for your every COMMAND HOE !!!

FUCK YESSSSS I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS SO MUCH MY BABYYYY !!! BIITCCHHH TOUYA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 PLSSSSSS 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 omg my legs just opened what the heck !!! 🤣🤣 i would ABSOLUTELY PICK HIM TOO DAMMIT but bc he’s been stated i’ll say a diff one 😻😻😻

i’m a BIG FAT WHORE for reno ichikawa from kaiju. no 8 dear god it’s actually crazy the amount of scenarios i had with him on character ai like 😀🫵 i hope the cops don’t find my phone !!! 😋😋

ANOTHER BIIIGGGG ONE IS YAMADAAAAAAAAAAA DHEVUEWBHE FROM LV 9999 WHATEVER THE FUCK omfg i need him he’s megumi in a different font i need him i need him please—

I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUUUCCHHHH AND I ABSOLUTELY LOOOVEEEE TALKING TO YOU MY HONEEEYYYY !!! I WILL AWAIT FOR YOUR RETURN !!!! 😼😼😼

MWAAHHHH !!! TAKE CARE <3333💕💕🥹

[the-cat-chat]

October 12, 2024

Scream (1996)

A year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a masked killer who targets her and her friends by using scary movies as part of a deadly game.

Warning: Review may contain spoilers. Read at your own risk.

JayBell: Just when I had finally given up on slasher movies, we finally get to Scream. Honestly, I’m surprised by how much I enjoyed this movie. It might be my favorite slasher movie we��ve watched so far next to Halloween.

I like the self-aware, break-the-fourth-wall thing they’ve got going on. It’s like all the characters know they’re in a slasher movie and have fun with it. The satire adds to the entertainment. Also, the whodunnit aspect is stronger in this movie than the other slashers we’ve seen. Usually, the identity of the slasher isn't as much in question and doesn't really matter.

Also, I like the characters, which is a huge deal for a slasher movie. Cause usually I'm rooting for the character to die since they're such assholes, really frustrating and stupid, or endlessly annoying. But I actually like the characters in this one. I especially like that they've given a few female characters actual personalities and substance, which you can't always find in slasher movies. And the acting isn't terrible either.

Now the question remains: Are we gonna be able to catch up on all the movies in the franchise before the next one releases?

Rating: 6.75/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Now I never watched Scream bc I thought it was a joke, especially bc there is like a thousand installments. But I think this might be one of our best movies this year and definitely great for spooky season. It’s not really scary, I mean bc it’s real, sure, but not in like a jump scare way. But we spent the whole time guessing who the real ghost face was. So it was a lot of fun and really interesting to watch. And everyone was such a babyyyy. And I’m shocked her dad was alive at the end. (But it was weird the cops never went out of their way to find him?? But whatever.) And I loved Jamie Kennedy’s character and honestly can’t believe he survived. My final and general thought is for being nearly 30 years ago- for a scary movie, it’s not only suspenseful and kinda scary, but def way better than the iconic movies that came out before it and that I wanna actual see the other installments rather than just trash watch them.

Rating: 7/10 Cats 🐈‍⬛

[liopleurodean]

Season 3, Episode 16: No Rest For The Wicked

Disclaimer: my mom absolutely refuses to rewatch this episode, for reasons that are (I hope) abundantly clear (just because there's plot armor doesn't make major character death any less painful)

He be zooming

Whoa. Hellhound sight is contrasted to high heaven

PTSD, before it happens!

Burro something

Hah! You wish

Well yeah. It'll be okay. But he's still going to Hell

Dean, your trauma is showing

Fancy

Valid concerns

Ruby!

They both have good points

Dean's the one dying, I say do it his way

Sam. You idiot

Hi Ruby!

At least she called them pretty

Liar

Actually, it is god-given, in a way

At least she knows it

Yoda asdfghjkl

That's gonna happen

NOT THE MUSICAL REFERENCE

He is anything but spineless

She is not having it

Niiice

Devil's Trap babyyy

Shut your piehole

It's probably true, knowing them. But you can't think like that

You can't play ping pong with the Winchesters

Always has been

Exactly

Dean's figured it out

EYE OF THE TIGER ASDFGHJKL

Moonlight as a six-year-old, apparently

Poor guy

Whoaaa that's so weird

Nope

That's just horrifying

BABYYYY WHATS WRONG GIRL

BOBBY HOW DARE YOU

That's funny, I was just at prom

FAMILY DONT END WITH BLOOD

Hah, Bobby's got him

No chick-flick moments, Sam

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Bon Jovi rocks--on occasion!

Jensen can sing better than this, it kills me

Get it, Sam!

Oh great, busted by the cops on his last day

*le gasp* BABY HAS A BROKEN TAILLIGHT? DEAN HOW COULD YOU

Ouch

Good instincts

That's whack

I guess that makes sense

What an eloquent way to put it

That girl is gonna be so overloaded with sugar

Oh, he's gonna die

Poor guy

Wow, Dean

That is so useful

Sorry, Dean

I was half expecting her to be reading Revelation or something

Hey, their Latin is getting more accurate

Stealth mode

Ruby, not now

Dean!

Bon Jovi? Really?

Yeah, Dean slamming against the chain-link fence was pretty loud

Nice!

And they weren't even allowed to move her?

They know

Or that works

Why did he move it like that?

Do it, Sam

That was close

No you don't, Ruby

Yes you are, Sam

Live. It's all you can do

Always take care of Baby, she's priority number one

We know, Ruby

That's a slow dog

That's not gonna hold forever

I should've known

That's just weird

I wish I could see what Dean sees

That's weird

Muddie Buddies is the preferred term

Oh, I don't think I can watch

The look on Dean's face 😭

What was that?

It doesn't work on him

Too late :/

Oh, Dean...

Poor Sam

His eyes are REALLY green

That is not what I imagined Hell would look like

Oh, I don't know how much of that I can take

[sebdoesthings]

Ohhh thank you! I'm always amazed people think of me for these things.

Last song: Uhhhh one of the German Digimon openings 💀

Favourite colour: Yes

Currently watching: Soul Eater

Last Movie: Literally have not watched a movie in months, but the last thing I watched was episode 3 of Soul Eater

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Savoury babyyyy

Relationship status: what are you, a cop?

Current obsessions: SK8, Shaman King, probably Soul Eater again soon

Last google search: totk stable locations

Tagging @piiloh-case @blondedingdong @bitter-witcher-bitcher @lieximhuman

nine people I want to get to know better 💌

ty 4 the tag @coldfruitwater unsure if it's actually possible for you to get to know me better but ily anyways

LAST SONG? light on maggie rogers ✴️

FAVORITE COLOR? greeeeen i surround myself with more blue though

CURRENTLY WATCHING? dimension 20 fantasy high junior year always & forever the best background for sewing

LAST MOVIE? my dad and i saw sing sing @ our local arthouse theater at like 10 pm this monday so i would stop panicking over school starting we were the only ones there it was so ridiculously beautiful

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? sweet!! (leaving in the copypasted audrey answer we are the same person after all)

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? girl i deconstructed amatonormativity at like 12 i'm so done w that. relationships sure i have them.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? john hollander, my new fountain pen, staggeringly infinite potential futures, obsession itself

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? the genius lyrics for a poem on the underground wall by simon & garfunkel

hi hello @little-orphan-ant @theiloveyousong @wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj @granma-sweetie @resident-dumb-fuck @ethernitty @interview-with-the-vlfote @catboymoses no pressure ofc!!

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

at a friends house 4 the weekend :)