#a confessional

[themostdearofspaghettis]

Harlan had to take Oscar from us because we were getting too wild

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[flabebabe]

The problem with pokemon is that if you've been playing it your whole life, you end up liking pretty much all of them eventually. Like I know exeggcute is just some eggs but. I've been seeing them since '98, on cute cards, in tv shows, and movies and games. Some eggs just living their best life. Some eggs are my friend.

[anne-is-confused]

only you.

[morebird]

Father Astarion

[userarmand]

#real housewives of dubai [x]

[canisalbus]

I love the duo, both the historical setting and modern AU. Does Vasco ever go to confession while Machete is running it, just to 'confess' to something they did before as a way to tease?

[linkerbell]

I guess I forgot I promised @beautysnake I'd draw her narilamb smut

this is for u 👁️🫦👁️✨

Meme ref 👇

[harunayuuka2060]

Simeon and Raphael: ...

Michael: *chuckles as he watches over a priest*

Simeon and Raphael: *decided to approach him*

Simeon: Michael, who is that?

Michael: Ah, it's MC. He's a priest.

Raphael: A priest? But... Why are you laughing?

Michael: It's hard to explain; you should watch him to know.

*At the confessional*

The man: Father, I have sinned.

MC: Go ahead, child.

The man: I cheated on my wife.

MC: ...

MC: There’s more to it, isn’t there?

The man: It was with her sister.

MC: *lets out a deep sigh*

MC: Close your eyes, and let’s pray to the Almighty.

MC: Dear Lord, here’s another one of your children. I’m afraid it’s time to update the list.

MC: Please grant his wife strength, and keep her far from the heartache she doesn’t deserve.

MC: As for this man, may he go womanless for at least the next ten years or so—

The man: Father, that's unfair—

MC: Shut up, lad. And don't call me 'Father'.

MC: I have no child who cheat.

Michael, Simeon, and Raphael: *laughing*

Simeon: Is he actually like that?

Michael: Yes. I was surprised too when I first stumbled upon him.

Michael: Now I couldn't stop watching him.

[unspecifiedfigure]

watching the sunset together alive and well after early retirement <3

[vamp-bites]

Another late one for @vashwoodweek day 4: confession

[twooftheluckyones]

Always ready to jump on the shitten trend train. Did we do this right..?

[yuyu-finale]

downtime 🛋️

[oldinterneticons]

I am doing probably the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life and am going to Vegas for When We Were Young, so in honour of that, a collection of some of the bands playing.

[lil-vibes]

Day 16: Confess your sins

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(prompt list here!) + sketch bellow bc I really like it :3

[fatherbrat]

thoughts on ex husband! meian 🎤

ex-husband!meian still has you on the vip list for all the MSBY games, but he’s tempted to remove you when he sees you in the stands wearing hinata’s jersey. he’s appalled. there’s actually video footage of him looking up into the crowd with his jaw dropped during a group huddle. 

it’s fine, he thinks, trying to shake it off while he stretches. (it’s NOT fine.) better than her wearing a jersey for the opposing team. (is it better fr?)

ex-husband!meian is also not subtle whatsoever. you run into him at the grocery store and he literally leaves the line and follows you around with his cart as you fill your own, grabbing the things he knows you like and dropping in a couple new things he wants you to try. (he knows you’ll like those too.)

he follows you out to your car too, “helping” you pack up the groceries into the trunk and asking if you have any plans afterwards as if he didn’t literally just fill your car with perishables. you’re going straight home? duh?

you and ex-husband!meian have a chance encounter at a bar one night sometime after the end of the season. neither of you expect the other to be there, but you’re both just drunk enough, and it’s been so long, there's really not much else to explain how both of you end up chanting i love you’s and i miss you’s while you ride him in the backseat of his car. 

he’s still soooo sweet and considerate, there’s no difference in the way he treats you now with the way he treated you at the beginning of your relationship. you don’t stand a chance tbh, it’s only a matter of time before you get back together lol