#a centaur

[the-punforgiven]

Redline-esque movie about going very very fucking fast but instead of a wacky intergalactic raceway it's set in a psuedo-medieval fantasy setting so instead of cars and engines the main character is gathering up all the potions and spells they can in order to supercharge their fucking horse

[a-book-of-creatures]

Centaur Watching Fish by Arnold Böcklin (1878).

I love love love Böcklin’s mythical pieces, they have this sense of realism, and often even sensitivity.

[fruitzapple]

Sparkle Dog?? 3d model Artfight ATTACK!

I love this character it was such a blast to design them with @catmintrose and I had such an awesome time modeling, texturing and animating them in blender I can't wait for art fight next year this year was so much fun thank you @catmintrose for letting me attack you

[lamaery]

more painting practice. A centaur in the morning light. Reference is Cristian (who has the best smile) via fatfotoref.com and @fugitiverabbit

[sarakipin]

🌲🦌🏹🐺🌲

[spicymancer]

A Bird in the Hand

Monster Researcher Eclair (and Andie) study the Steppes clan Centaurs and Mountain Harpies.

[allisonmckenzieart]

Get your hair just right, girl

[kescalis]

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

[minotaurs-my-beloved]

Centaur best friend whose really fuckin horny because the poor man can't get himself off! So, he decides to ask you for help.

Friends help each other out and you're his friend, aren't you?

He swears it won't change anything between the both of you and all you'd have to give him a hand job just this once. But two weeks later, he's crawling back, begging for more, begging for your mouth this time.

He's so needy, don't you care about him?

But the blowjob turns into him needing your pussy. He's just so desperate to breed and he again promises it'll just be a one time thing, so of course you let him.

You don't want him to be in pain, do you?

His cock is fucking massive, and even after an hour of prep its a wonder he even fits, but god be dammed if it doesn't feel amazing. A "one time thing" turns into once a month event, then twice, then every week, until it devolves into him keeping you around as a flesh light for anytime he gets even slightly turned on.

What're friends for if not to help with getting out frustration, right?

[heytherecentaurs]

Whether Lou is playing a man in his 50s from NY or a 21 year old he will make community feel so warm, welcoming and wholesome. Really makes you want to live in a world where a Lou Wilson character looks at you and claims you as part of his community.

[procyoren]

I would give you my soul if you drew a Mabelcorn (Mabel unicorn)

She’s making herself some leg warmers

Four of them

[mildcrow]

haiii ok #delete later but if i made this design into a little acrylic charm would any of u lovely folk buy one :) (i haven’t finished rendering yet but likeee lmk)

[song-of-baldy-ron]

Imagine being imprisoned and tortured in an orb for weeks after having died and served the god of death for decades only to suddenly come to consciousness and seeing that one of your closest friends is inexplicably a centaur now

[lazer-t]

3D Model Commission (clothed version)

Character belongs to @jayrockin

[kimpossibooty]

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[onebadnoodle]

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