#a guy riding a magic sword like a skateboard

[the-punforgiven]

Redline-esque movie about going very very fucking fast but instead of a wacky intergalactic raceway it's set in a psuedo-medieval fantasy setting so instead of cars and engines the main character is gathering up all the potions and spells they can in order to supercharge their fucking horse

[lulu-nightbon]

Yooooooooo

Feel like giving a guy a quick rundown of the rottmnt timeline if you're able too-

OKAY so im only 4/13 episodes deep in s2 so be aware that this may be partially from google HFEJKFJNHUAJS but. im gonna describe this as badly as i can because memes are more fun the series starts with them finding this weird-ass dog, which is then kidnapped by two magic bug dudes riding hellhounds that disguise themselves as gym bros with a poodle and a dachshund. they then go rescue said dog and unleash aerial florida onto new york while getting some cool new weapons, none of which they had in the other series- except maybe leo's swords, and donnie just starts off with an impossibly futuristic weapon and takes some crack instead. hijinks ensue! 1: donnie makes angsty fanfic fuel (see: like father, like son by eternalglitch) and they fight a pig to keep him from roasting donnie over a spit in a full POUND of butter. 2: donnie creates fnaf 3: splinter gets sick and everyone loses their fucking minds 4: the cake is a lie 5: Donnie Steps In Dog Shit(TM) 6: "oh papa, if you come out now, there shan't be any consequences!" "don't listen to him, that is a lie! i taught him that one." 7: "oh, don't do it. don't do it." "RAPH NO. NO- RAPH LOOK AT ME- NO. N O ." *wet monching sounds coupled with the other three vomiting* 8: official mascots are cockroaches, support furries instead 9: a worm decides to try to be a gary stu while in fact being completely forgettable. they also set up a date between mikey and a hippo. 10: "okay, so i may have forgotten to mention one thing. only rule in the maze of death is: no mystic powers" "the maze of what now." "okay, TWO things" 11: don't watch skateboarding while trying to fight shoplifters, kids 12: leo teaches mikey about lying on youtube for clout 13: raph is afraid of stuffed animals for a damned good reason 14: the hippo they set mikey up on a date with comes back to evaporate a school 15: the reason you don't break into donnie's lab and touch his stuff 16: eyyyyyyyyy back to the plot!