#a breath through teeth

[mollyolikeme]

my hc for when andreil are getting busy is not that either one of them is particularly vocal with words (*cough cough* looking at you mouthy smartass of the relationship) but that since they are otherwise (when one isn’t trash talking or dragging someone for their stupidity) men of very few words, and those words generally get directly to the point (no fuss no muss you might say) like beautifully clear consent for everything they want. so instead of swearing up a storm they get increasingly, breathy. like all, trading each others CO2 back and forth with increasing urgency. i just think that is so hot for them. someone would definitely walk by their room and think neil was going for a hard run on a treadmill or something and then belatedly remember, no the dorms do not have gym equipment in them. 

[reluctantfandomsideblog]

Rough morning, Kim?

[adriartts]

goretober day 6: Transformation

this mermaid concept is not mine!!! it is cool as hell and comes from my homeboy @ch1ck3n-t03s

[tenebrius-excellium]

I miss the familiar whistle of Toothless flying full speed.

[albatris]

What did you hate about Horrorstör? I haven't read it but I'm curious!

ok so

I have a Horrorstör rant locked and loaded and ready to go always all the time

I remember my main gripe with it was just. it had SUCH a fun and unique premise and setting but the actual story seemed determined not to do anything interesting with it

like. it’s IKEA! do something where they have to build furniture to create a barricade or do something spooky with the arrows on the floor going in circles, something weird and labyrinthine, do something with the restaurant and the meatballs, do something uncanny with the little model showrooms, ya know. make it IKEA. make it a story that can only happen in an IKEA

from what I can remember it just plays out like a regular haunted house story that just happens to be set in an IKEA. there was nothing unique about it at all

but I think the thing that REALLY ticks me off about it is that it has such an intensely unique premise that no one can take it and do it better lest they just be blatantly copying the book's whole deal

“oh but Monday there are no unique ideas” yes there are and Horrorstör was one of them and we’ll never get to see it live up to its potential. I am raking my fingers down my face

also the characters were extremely unmemorable

but anyway

the book has 4 stars on goodreads so maybe it’s fine and I’m just petty

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moreespressoformydepresso]

Silly little Descendants headcanon:

Whenever Anthony speaks French, his voice gets deeper. Nobody knows why, it just happens. His own working theory is that French is spoken in the throat/inside the mouth(?) so it sounds lower than English.

[red-ace-in-space]

Literally obsessed with the way Ves says “the intake of breath so sharp” in Give rn

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

sometimes ya just gotta scribble your favorite character giving you words of encouragement. even if that favorite is a guy from your own brain

[essektheylyss]

that's it, that's the Odyssey

[askblueandviolet]

do you brush your teeth

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[duskier]

you know for someone who sexualizes the dentist I sure am scared of dental issues

[mad-hunts]

just imagining one of the doctors from arkham trying to get through to barton by calling an unprompted, sort of intervention-like therapy session even though he has been TOTALLY uncooperative even during the previous normal one's he's had with them and this doctor telling him something like ' you know, you can't just keep on fighting people who said something you don't like / did something you don't like towards you. you've got to communicate with them that you didn't like it ' while they're just staring at a barton who has like. the BIGGEST shiner on his face and dried blood underneath his nose from fighting someone that day is 💀 idk but for some reason, it's making me cackle JSJSJ he is so bad and for what reasonnn

[transgender-catboy]

Idk how you folks can tolerate asmr, that stuff drives me nuts. It triggers the same part of my brain that hates the sound of chewing, dog barking, and baby crying

[tarmac-rat]

"Dunno. Not sure I trust her." "And water is wet." "Hilarious, but I don't exactly see you jumpin' outta your seat to argue." "For as annoyin' as that innate paranoia'a yours tends to get, it's prolly the one thing that'll keep you alive through this deathtrap of a job. Rubbin' elbows with the one thing worse than a corpo, V-- a politician. Takin' anything Madam President says at face value's only gonna earn you two things: a slug in your back and a fastpass back to the grave." "Not just that, though. Myers knows more than she's lettin' on. Songbird too, given she's still alive. Cock-ups like these don't happen without someone pullin' more strings than they're claimin' to." "Just be careful, kid." "Always am, rockerboy."

[goodpointsandbadpoints]

I am proofreading ch4 of mercy rule and keeping myself from instantly posting it. Tomorrow. I will be posting it tomorrow morning!