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Percy Jackson meets Harry Potter:
Percy Jackson: Hey man I am showing you my favorite thing!
Percy Jackson: *taking out a bottle of water*
Percy Jackson: Pronounce it!
#harry potter#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#harry potter and percy jackson#a bottle of water#american english#british english#hp#hp incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#demigods#ahhhh americans
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seen people on twt saying british thalia is confirmed by rick and just saying i can't wait for percy to cut thalia off mid-argument like "tea and crumpets innit" and then get blasted into the fucking stratosphere
#courtesy of my friend: 'what's that? want a bo'ole of woh'er' *explodes water bottle in her face* *proceeds to simply die*#THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS <3#glow gabs#pjo#pjo series#thalia grace#percy jackson
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headcanon that percy carries a ridiculous amount of water bottles on him. unironically. and he's not even aware that it's an absurd amount. because he's had a thirst for three gallons of water since he was six.
#percy carries a miniature backpack#and the only thing in it is 40 bottles of water#and he has to refill it twice a day#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson
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happy wash your water bottle saturday to all who missed wash your water bottle wednesday
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I love how unsanitized The Terror feels. Like there’s grime everywhere. You can tell those men smell bad. When they do surgery you can hear the bone being cut, when they get sick they look genuinely ill. The main character’s actor even has pockmarks, he LOOKS like he could be from the 1800s! And idk, I think it’s cool that we’re so aware of the characters’ carnal desires. They’re hungry, thirsty, freezing, etc, and it is so obvious that they have a body with needs!!
I think this also accounts for how horny the show feels, even though everyone is bundled up 90% of the time and there are no real romantic subplots. Besides the fact that it’s a very carnal show, it just has the intimacy and grime of true horniness. Is this thing on
#rambling#virtually none of my mutuals/followers like The Terror… y’all please give it a shot…..#it’s SO MUCH like jsamn. like surprisingly similar#speaking of fantasy novels#I should write a little essay about how many Great Stories have a sense of physical realism to them!#like think about Lord of the Rings#in those books it takes them ages to get anywhere. they spend a lot of time talking about their water bottles and food supplies#and I’m thinking of that one bit where they spend the whole chapter trying to figure out how to get down a small cliff#you FEEL like you’re hiking with them#same sorta deal with the terror#the terror#the terror amc#I’m talking about horniness very confidently for someone who is ace lol
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(severely dehydrated voice) man i wonder why i want so much water and ice lately
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Squeaky squeaky
#drawtectives#I freakin love porcino you guys#I saw him and immediately had to draw him#ft. rose holding him like a water bottle#drawtectives spoilers#and a redraw of that splash of her holding him because i couldn’t resist#rosé drawtectives#rose drawtectives#porcino drawtectives#drawtectives midnight alley
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So... heat waves are fun (not)
(Bonus : Mama Jamil)
#i can handle the heat#but my skin is paler than a nun's butt#i can't go out under the sun without spontaneously combusting!#Jamil's rambling is made for laughs but he's actually right#don't go out at peak sunlight hours#if you really need to go out take an umbrella and cover your head!#especially if you have thin hair#always carry a water bottle with you#cooling pads are your friends if you can afford them#washing your hands; feet; and face helps lower your own temperature#dont hesitate to make a foot bath if you're at home#if you have fans you can put a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air#when I draw during a heat wave I have a foot bath and a humid towel on my shoulders#that's all for PSA!#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#jamil viper#kalim al asim#art#my art#heat wave
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Chilly nights
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Big Brother Maul had no chance to escape, poor boy! Little Soka’s attack was way too powerful and efficient💪🏻😌
#little baby wants her comfort zabrak#he’s the best cuddling buddy for all the children#poor maul. relegated to hot water bottle duty#milks artsies#star wars#darth maul#maul#jedi maul#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#jedi obimaul au
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Engaging in the time-honored tradition of drawing characters in your own clothes - workout edition :] running and powerlifting are my go-to activities
What I drew Derek in is probably the only matchy workout clothes I own, I usually go for comfort lol
#teen wolf#sterek#sterek fanart#stiles stilinski#derek hale#my art#i think the woman in the apartment complex opposite mine caught me taking ref photos for this.... i was shirtless...#what we do for art#also the water bottle is an actual product and my favorite one
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Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.
So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.
But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'
And all it is. Is evil water bottle.
This is it. The entire article. Evil :(
And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic
And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly
#i upvoted it i want this thing to live#SCP#mfers cant handle EVIL WATER BOTTLE#also the author has said fuck all bout it which is funnier to me. theres no meaning here. evil :(
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squishiesnmore on ig
#stim#water toys#aqua toys#shakers#sfw#blue#yellow#red#green#primary colors#clear#disney#lilo and stitch#mickey mouse#fish#frogs#fake animals#keychains#charms#shaking#resin shakers#liquid filled#baby bottles#hands#ishy gifs#postish
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I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.
#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!!#and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people#especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand#so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS#literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer#and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay
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Is Wingdings the kind of guy to forget to drink water for like 2 weeks, or more the type to carry a water bottle on him at all times?
He forgets to eat sometimes, so...he would probably forget to drink water too lmao
He's too focused on work, sometimes he won't notice the time passing
#I think Papyrus wouldn't forget to drink water#it's good for his (non-existent) skin!#He would carry his “special hydration bottle” everywhere#It's shaped like a bone#but it keeps disappearing!#I think the dog is stealing it......
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actually while im on the httyd topic I have something else to say. I really hate post httyd 1 toothless and the way the marketing took the design.
I know everyone has talked about this so much already but man it just really REALLY hits especially when looking at footage from the old movie again. the head shape being pug-ified... bigger puppier squarer eyes. almost no trace of the ability of actually having slit pupils. the erasure of his markings. the toning down of his night blue iridescent sheen in certain lights in favor of pure monochrome black... it is such a downgrade.
I think something the movies after the first one rly fail at is in making dragons feel fearsome. they just get reduced to cool pets and that´s just... weird imo. I know in the books dragons are pets too but they get treated as hunting dogs too. it would have been cool to explore that as opposed to just "huge as fuck dogs/cats that also fly"
they are creatures that have shared the world with people for aeons, hunting and being hunted. it´s two species going toe to toe head to head for centuries. a tamed wolf is still a wolf and wolves are dangerous. it's sad that we didn't get that. i know a lot of it is bc its a kids movie but man... man. let them keep a bit of their edge at least... its part of what makes them so cool. its part of the stakes of everything!
#thunderclap#httyd#oh my god ium sorryyyy nearly 30 year old freak on the internet yells about fourteen year old movie again#every year that passes i dislike the sequels more and more#the original movie is just so good. lightning in a bottle. the stoick death scene and water animation for the second cannott carry the movi#on their own. and the last one is just stupid as fuck and makes no sense in any way#maybe its time i actually watch race to the edge ive heard its good
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