#a bitch is back!!!!
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halcyon (and on and on)
work: halcyon (and on and on) fandom: åć®ćć¼ćć¼ć¢ć«ććć¢ | my hero academia rating: M relationship(s): bakugÅ katsuki/midoriya izuku character(s): ensemble cast (tagged on ao3) tags: post-canon | characters are pro heroes | getting together | slow burn | mha manga spoilers | aged-up character(s) | canon-typical violence
summary work:
Life began as a massive explosion, a blinding light. In contrast, Katsukiās demise begins with a flour streaked counter, wilting green onions, and a bloodied kitchen towel. or: Katsuki falls in love, wages a war, and learns how to unearth a forest from behind trees without resorting to large-scale arson.
summary chapter:
The march towards death had begun with the most inane fucking single step, and here Katsuki is,Ā feeling, like anĀ idiot,Ā and thinking:Ā I knew I was fine dying for this asshole before I knew I was in dumb fucking love with him. Well, go figure.
ch 01 | the fall | here
#a bitch is back!!!!#and said#f*ck it we ball#posting for a new fandom#I am terrified!!!! but I think we're g#work: fic#fic: halcyon#fandom: mha#mha#bkdk#this shit is going to clock in at over 20k at this point otl#bnha#my hero academia
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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dumb doodles
merry christmas, people
#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#naruhodou ryuuichi#mitsurugi reiji#ayasato mayoi#wrightworth#i hate christmas. i'm like edgeworth but without the trauma#i did not put any effort into this#i've been very uninspired lately#you can see me progressively losing my mind in this drawings#btw#i graduated#it's baker-chan-SENSEI now bitches#but now i need a real job#i'm just. idk what to do now. i'm. empty#art#digital art#aa#sketch dump#edit. i tried adding descriptions cos i made it my goal for the new year to go back and add descriptions to my posts#i suck at it and english is not my first language but i TRIED OK??
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GIVE HER BACK TO ME š TAKE CRISTON COLE PLEASE
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#house of the dragon#rhaenys targaryen#eve best#hotd#meleys#Criston Cole#rooks rest#whyyyyy#Iām so tight right now#giver her back to meee#rip rhaenys you went out like the bad bitch you always were
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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Comeā¦But everyone is your turnā¦
#beautiful ass#nice buns#perfect round butt#spank my bum#spank my ass#perfect back view#perfect bum#lick my ass#kiss my ass#amazing butt#sexy bitch#girl butts#georgeous
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Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like AmadĆs of Gaul (AN: if u donāt know who he is begone!). Iām not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because sheās an incomparable flowering beauty. Iām a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. Iām also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where Iām in my first year of knighthood (Iām forty-nine). Iām a gentleman (in case you couldnāt tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.
#surprise bitch#I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me#thinking of bringing this account back#think 2024 needs it#PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!#not a sonnet#don quixote#miguel de cervantes#literature#my immortal#fanfic#five good revoiws and i sonnet the original my immortal intro#ten good reieuoiws and I keep writing this nonsense?#tara gilesbie#world literature#books#throwback#fanfiction#poetry?#knight#chivalry#knightposting#knightcore#armor#17th century#slay#ladies#historical#medieval#unholy
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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked
#twisted wonderland#twst#ćć¤ć¹ć#ćć¤ć¹ććććÆć³ćć¼ć©ć³ć#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#jade leech#floyd leech#i was cooked starting tapis rouge i still havent recovered ueuudueuudu#back to back faves then these bitches show up on god#ive been waiting for mer cards since forever#also cant wait to see octozuzu in their story fufufufufufuu#theres tons of octozuzu thoughts up in here but i shant babble anymore#sigh might skip bday ortho .... or not#M A N#then sept is prolly fellow GAH im so cooked- im pulverized
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#psych text posts#psych#shawn spencer#ive heard it both ways#Iām back bitches#better than ever#living thriving in my lane prospering
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hhhnhhghgjjghgugujgutuutghn piskinā¦ā¦..
#dedicated to the one time i didnāt realise my game broke during the bomb defusing cutscene#and i just spent like 30 seconds just staring at pliskinās profile and swooning#iāve been trying to study ashley woodsās style so bad bc i love it anf omg i forgot that painting loosely can be so fun#anyways#im back bitches#i have some work to finish but im free from school for a month after which i will die yet again#i finished mgs2 last night and holy shit. i think i need to keep staring at a wall to comprehend wtf i watched#but omg i loved it so much such a great game will be thinking about it forever!!!#canāt wait to start mgs3 and meet bibo and his blonde army#yayyy yippeee#have a good day!#iroquois pliskin#pliskin#solid snake#snavid#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs2#ok bye
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ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE
#I HATE THIS BITCH SM HES GENUINELY SO FUN TO DRAW FOR NO REASON šššš#bro idk if the first one makes sense to anyone else. š get it cause like akechi is in the siu so he techincally works for the government š#i finished shido's palace again and cried like a bitch because of him so im back to drawing persona again im so sorry everyone#my brother deleted persona from the steamdeck i play on and idk how to redownload it so i cant touch the game until christmas now š«¶š¼#i drew a lot over break actually i've just been going back and coloring a few of the sketches i did#idk how ppl draw everyday aren't u exhausted š#anyway hope faggotron 6000 dies in the royal version too i can't stand him#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#UHHHH ren is here so i'll tag him#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#lotus draws#goodnight everyone im so tired#i need winter break to come faster.........
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found more discworld books its so over for me
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#going insane in the head but like in a normal way#this is simultaneously getting me out of artblock and the fact that i havent been able to finish a book since highschool#havent been able to find making money so im going back to the city watch novels fortunately i found the one i was missing to continue#im reading these like an evil puzzle but ykwhat that might be the intended way#still the whiplash of going from color of magic to going postal is crazy like wym they have the internet now#also like#the way its written and the way the world is described#idk i love the way u can tell its not a oarody of generic fantasy tropes anymore weāre in. the shit.#wonderful tell me more#my art#art#artists on tumblr#discworld#discworld fanart#discworld city watch#guards guards#men at arms#feet of clay#started jingo dont spoilmeee#o yea also reacher gilt is here#pirateguy easy to draw#i still gotta figure out a moist design im sorry he is supposed to look like any other bitch what am i supposed to do with that#i think its gotta be sth with the costume but i think ill die if its just a golden tumblr sexyman#oh no#angua von uberwald#carrot ironfoundersson#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#reacher gilt#gnu terry pratchett
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who wins the war over Caitlyn's mind?
a cunning war lord who exploits Caitlyn's grief and anger over losing her mother in a horrible tragedy and uses it to turn her bitter while whispering promises of revenge and salvation in her ear for MONTHS
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her butch ex-girlfriend who is covered in oil, grease and blood calling her 'Cupcake' right after insulting her and then spits in her face
#the way this bitch caved IMMEDIATELY#like no hesitation whatsoever she saw her girl and said āI'm done being evil I want my kisses backā#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#piltover's finest#vi arcane#arcane#arcane season 2
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I can sleep much better at night knowing that Agatha kissed Rio, not for Billy, but for herself. Because no, thatās not how Nicky died but in the moment she realized that Rio didnāt do anything wrong and sheās been harboring this hate and resentment for this women she loves so deeply (the only woman to see the good in her and love her so unconditionally) for so long and she was tried of denying her feelings any longer. And she couldāve so easily just walked with Rio to the end of her life but instead decided the last thing she wanted to do was kiss the woman she loved most. She missed her. She loves her. And I think thatās so clear by the way she gently caresses Rioās face and wipes away her tear, keeping her hands on Rioās face as long as possible because she goes.
#damn I just wish that bitch didnāt die!#at least sheās a ghost yeah yeah yeah#theyāll get back together idc !!!!#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#rio x agatha#agatha x rio#wlw#rio vidal#mcu
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achillesā breaks are a serious matter. bitch. | in which patroclus is rather protective of achillesā break time and continues his crass manner with zagreus and also calls him a bitch because he can
#this all started bc hanna n i were talking about patroclusā manner with zagreus bc itās frankly hilarious and also brutal#it is easily the funniest thing to me upon revisiting his dialog#then we started having patroclus say bitch and i think i said patroclus is like jesse pinkman#and then he said achilles was walter white#and then we thoroughly lost the plot#achilles wakes and pat goes back to his more civil name for zag. teehee#vohtaro art#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus
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You want meā¦
#beautiful ass#perfect round butt#nice buns#spank my bum#spank my ass#perfect back view#perfect bum#lick my ass#kiss my ass#sexy pose#sexy bitch#georgeous
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