#a beautiful emoji for a beautiful person!!

[readingwhileonthetrain]

Konig’s a Leaker

hear me out, lemme cook-

finally not sick anymore I can be a degenerate again-

skip to emoji if you want pure spicy-

you know how some guys will get that beautiful bead of precum just from being horny before they really start anything? Knows the body’s natural lube

well Konig has that too. Except instead of it being a beautiful little bead or pearl, it’s a raindrop that keeps dripping from the faucet. It’s not like a stream, rather a constant beading drip drip that eventually serves as a travel size bottle of lube.

🍯🍰🍦☁️

Konig gasps upon seeing your bare pussy - no cloth, no blanket just it being right there - all pretty in the soft glow of the moonlight. Oil is amazing for massaging onto your ass cheeks. But that pretty little thing? No, he has something more personal and better.

one hand caresses your thigh while the other hand holds his foreskin a bit taunt and closed over his tip. Not to an extreme amount. Just enough for the faucet to drip freely. When he feels the tension is enough, he’ll usher over and release it all over those pretty pussy lips of yours. Drizzling like syrup. Spread it all over, do the classic ‘knock knock’ just to hear the soft and sticky pat pat, and dive on in. He loves the way you’ll eventually just be making those squishy noises because of him.

bonus: sometimes, as a fun little trick, he’ll do the foreskin thing again but then carefully position so that he shoves it in you - already giving you a yelp - and you get to feel what seems like a mini water ballon pooping inside you. “That makes the sounds extra squishy!” he’ll tell you so excitedly ..our little (big) German gremlin

bonus: he has his causal ‘leak spots’ around the house. Afterall, he just needs a nice look at you walking around in panties and his shirt and dear god it’s enough to make the faucet turn on. He’ll sit there casually too. (Relax, the cushions are changed out when you have guests)

@konigsbitch

@gothghostiie

@ang3lc

[imnyt]

https://www.tumblr.com/imnyt/771413432152080384/can-i-ask-yuno-that-marta-girl-that-was-on-raya

I went through her Tellonym a while ago and I kept some screenshots (I went through them rn) and she said :

- She can’t figure him out.

- He prefers talking in person rather than through messages (that’s why his replies are always dry) and virtual isn’t his thing.

- He’s a kinda shy and discreet man.

- He’s mature and serious.

- According to her, he’s introverted.

- He doesn’t use emojis.

- He doesn’t ask her questions and never initiates the first message, but he does relaunch.

- She was going to pay for the plane ticket, but she’s not sure about the rest (maybe he would’ve paid for the hotel or restaurant?).

- He has a lot of ego, but she said that’s typical for footballers in general.

- He hooks up with girls from other countries as long as they pay for the trip.

- At first, they discussed what they were looking for in a relationship, and both said nothing serious (so he’s upfront and doesn’t give false hope).

- He doesn’t use abbreviations, he writes complete sentences.

- He replies quickly to messages.

- He was genuinely interested in having a proper conversation and didn’t immediately want to talk about sexual things.

- He’s a boring texter.

- He has a high Snap score.

- When asked if he was 🍒 or 🍑, she said, “Why choose?”

- He’s the sweetest/nicest player she has talked to.

- He isn’t good at dirty talk, and she said it’s because he only wants real things.

- He asked her for nudes, but not right away.

- The nicest thing he said to her was, “You’re beautiful 😍,” because it’s really rare to get a message like that from a footballer.

- He has some empathy for girls: he always replies, and he’s kind and understanding.

- He’s a fuckboy.

- He’s hooking up with escorts.

- He’s a gentleman—he might be a real player, but at least he isn’t harming women in any way.

Overall, he wasn’t very interested. Whenever she tried to plan something, he’d say, “come and let’s see,” and didn’t seem enthusiastic. But that’s the case for most footballers. She explains that since they have all the girls they want, they don’t bother making conversation because they don’t need to.

Oh anon, I’m just seeing this.

Thank you lol 💞

[the-french-fry]

Gay daughter

Loom bracelets (my childhood😔😛)

Mostly black and darker neutrals (some days I be crazy and wear color😛)

Depends on my mood lmfao

Rap is NOT the best genre (legit every fvcking person ik loves rap omg)

Kendrick (my careers ruined either way😔)

Not a celebrity but Scylla from EPIC (she’s so fine bru😭😭😭)

Penne pasta?

DRAW (I’ll gain an ability🤩)

November 4 (my grandpa died)

Ok chat now my turn😛

No YouTube or no tumblr?? (No YouTube bru)

Favorite emoji/most used emoji? (😭 or 😛)

Have the social skills of Tarzan or the beast from beauty and the beast? (The beast)

Lose an arm or leg? (Arm but like my left one)

lol or lmfao/lmao? (LMFAOOOOO)

Target or Walmart? (Target)

Online reading or in person reading? (Online cuz library holds suck😭)

Movies or shows? (My attention span sucks but movies)

Introvert or extrovert or ambivert? (Ambivert😝)

How was ur year from 1-10? (Like a 6 ig cuz my friend ditched me BUT I met my bestie so🤷‍♀️)

@toooster @bookworm-fangirl1 @where-is-the-angst @thisfeelslike-iykyk

Ten questions to ask a mutual

Instructions: prev asks ten questions and you answer them, then ask ten new ones and tag ten people to keep the chain going! I’ll go first

What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten? (For me it’s the time I accidentally drank ants)

do you like purple or green more? (For me it’s a 50/50 I love them both)

what is your favorite two color color combo? (For me it’s purple and gold)

are you a cat or dog person? (Dogs 100%)

what is your favorite painting (Miranda by John William Waterhouse)

Mountains or beaches? (Mountains)

what’s your favorite dessert? (Lemon bars)

are you right or left handed? (Right but I used to be left handed)

salty or sweet? (Sweet)

summer or winter? (Winter)

I’m tagging 11 people but it’s whatever

@wra1th-k1ng

@bladevoyager

@tragedyanddust

@kindred-spirit-93

@urfavgreekmythnerd

@sickneurotic

@ry-diggity

@we-are-but-dead-stars

@thestarryfalls

@tamaruaart

@hermesmoly

[fudgecake-charlie]

Because me and @briefle are insane we've both written short fics in the disco hermits universe! Here are some rough drawings of a moment from each of them.

LINK TO BRIE'S AMAZING FIC in which Etho gets a surprise confrontation in the Whirling-in-rags

LINK TO MY SILLY FIC in which Etho does a very dumb thing about his hair in the middle of the night

for the people who read my fic i have a very stupid addendum for you that is. practically canon

[sga-owns-my-soul]

sga headcanon that John has everyone in his phone by their last names only (except for maybe a super sappy name for Rodney lol) but Rodney's contacts are all nicknames - some affectionate most derogatory

i can see john having like, first name last name and rank/title for everyone and it's all Very Professional

half of rodney's contacts are just emojis and they're still offensive

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

oh so the highest light is for SURE getting destroyed or at the very least endangered huh,

[thefrogdalorian]

Having of those moments where I wish to yeet the like button into the sun or maybe make it so there was setting you could turn on so that people can only reblog posts (even better with the minimum requirement of adding at least one tag)!!

It's kind of absurd that one of my fics is getting close to 500 notes while simultaneously being one I've had the least actual human interactions come from. Like...... come on, that's now how it should be AT ALL!

Don't get me wrong, I'm so thrilled people are clearly finding it and I guess enjoying it(??) but just having endless likes without people letting me know what they enjoyed about it or even if they liked it kind of makes me sad. That's not why I want to share my writing here!

I love having those little human connections with others. I don't ever want my writing to feel transactional. I would love to talk to more people about things I've written. It's truly one of the best feelings and I would hate to lose that, the more I write or the more notes my fics get. Please don't be shy!! I get the social anxiety, but there is no reason to be. I am truly just a Din Djarin obsessed loser.

Anyway, whine over. I don't want to focus on the negatives here and I appreciate every single person who has ever left a positive interaction with something I've written. You are truly a light!

[im-goin-mad]

in case you were wondering what i saw in him: i just found out bpd can cause hallucinations. so yeah.

[sunuism]

my boss cancelled my shift at the wonderful hour of right when i’d done my makeup and ate dinner so now i’ll have to post my look or it didn’t happen

[molluskzone]

i originally made this account to post selfies and alter-ego fursona drawings maybe i should return to that form. because this just became another OC account. and while i will obviously will be posting my beloved OCs and furry art at the same frequency i always have i might post photos of the Meat Sack too

[posthumus]

every day i hit new lows in french

[mer-se]

Prima Facie 🎭🤍 4/18

:’)

[neonacidtrip]

You could tie your hair in low bunches on the sides and then maybe braid the low bunches if you feel like it? That way sleeping on your back they're not uncomfortable and the hair isn't pulled!

Oh, that's actually a pretty good idea! If the braids don't work, I could probably try loosely twisting the bunches as well. Tonight, I'm going to be seeing the dog who likes to hop on my hair while I sleep, so this is perfect timing for me to test it out!

Thank you, anon!

[neonacidtrip]

I see these types of posts every now and again, and it’s only just occurred to me to share some knowledge:

Lines

Lines are often the heart of drawings, and they tend to be the part artists will draw over and over and over again to get them juuuuussssssttttttttt right. Pointing out lines you think are well done will go a long way to compliment an artist.

Your lines are dynamic! (Good for action pictures, art of an intense scene, or art that conveys movement, like a character running)

Your lines are so clean! (Good for neat lines of various sizes. These lines will feel like a coloring book, where you could color inside them yourself if the art was black and white)

Your lines carry such depth! (When lines cross over each other, they make a flat picture look more real, almost like 3D)

You’re good at drawing intricate lines! (Curling lines? Curvy, wavy, bendy lines? Lines that weave around each other? Many, small lines detailing an item like filigree or a robot’s parts? Those are intricate lines, baby)

You make great use of line weight! (In general, the human eye will be drawn towards very thick lines. Artists will use this to make you focus on a certain point, like a character’s face, by using thick lines around the face and thinner lines everywhere else)

You do amazing lineless art! (Not all art has lines! If you see a picture without any lines, make sure to tell the artist you noticed their hard work!)

Your line colors are fantastic! (Not all lines are done in black or white. Some artists will spend a lot of time choosing what color to make their lines. Show them some love!)

Color

Your colors are so vibrant! (Bright colors! Colors that pop! Colors that instantly grab your attention!)

The saturation is great! (A very bright color is highly saturated, and a very dull color is low saturated. High saturation colors can hurt the eyes, so an artist with good saturation control knows how to use bright colors without hurting anyone’s eyes)

I love your color choices! (This can be used for all color schemes; it’s a more general compliment that praises the artists for their understanding of color theory)

Your colors feel like home! (Good for cozy colors. Warm colors that aren’t usually super bright. They make you feel all warm inside. If you picture a cozy cottage in the woods, you’d probably image these colors)

Your pastels are so pretty! (Muted colors usually fall into the category of “pastels”. These are soft colors that are meant to be calming and non-oppressive on your eyes. Think: The opposite of vibrant)

Your colors are so soft! (Similar to the above two, this is for a picture that makes you feel soft and warm and fuzzy inside. It’s more directed towards warm and pastel colors instead of vibrant colors)

Your ability to blend colors is fantastic! (Putting two different colors right next to each other can look jarring or choppy, so many artists will blend two or more colors together to make things look more natural and appealing. A good example is giving a character a subtle pink blush on their otherwise skin-colored cheeks)

You are super good at choosing color palettes! (Good for when the artists regularly chooses colors that just feel like they belong together. Best for when there are only a limited number of colors in the picture)

Your colors are so clean! (Layering color on top of color on top of color can make everything muddy and dull. Artists who blend things well will have “clean colors”. Likewise, some artists intentionally avoid blending to make simple, bold art, in which case their colors are very, very clean)

Light and Shadow

Conveying light and shadows can be really hard. It can take years to understand how lighting works, and it’s even harder to put your knowledge of it into practice. It can be done with colors, lines, textures, and many other ways.

Your lighting is so good! (A general compliment for any time you see good use of lighting. If you’re unsure, check the eyes and the face of the character, as they often have the most highlight to them)

You made great use of shadows here! (Good for when a dark area really captures your attention)

Your shadows feel so alive! (Artists can be really creative. They make dark areas that seem to move or curl or otherwise just be alive on the paper)

The lighting is so soft and gentle! (Like before, this is for art that just makes you feel soft inside! I think of a character maybe surrounded by light in a field of flowers when I imagine something like this)

You balance your shadows so well without making things too dark! (Using lots of dark colors to make shadows can make the picture hard to see, and details can get lost. If you see a picture with lots of shadows, but you can still easily see all the details, then the artists has really good balance and color control)

Your contrast of light and shadow is amazing! (Good for when the artists uses lots of both light and shadow! You often see pictures with a stark difference between the two, like a character standing in the light and the other falling into shadows, but you can also see good contrast in a more standard setting, like a city-scape set in the afternoon)

Details

Pointing out details is one of the fastest ways to make an artist feel seen. It’s harder to give examples for this because it will really, really boil down to the individual picture. The general rule is if you see something you like, say it! Try looking for things to point out, like:

A character’s expression (”She looks so angry!” or “His expression is so sad, I’m going to cry!” or “Wow! I can really tell what they’re thinking just from that expression alone!” or “You draw expressions so well!”)

Little things a character is doing/holding/etc. that may get overlooked (”I noticed you even clenched his fists! Good job!” or “I love her tiny hair clip!” or “You painted her nails to match his eye color! I love it!”)

Details in the background/landscape (”I love the little bird nest you included in the tree branches!” or “The way you draw water is so pretty! I wish I could swim in it!” or “Is that’s Character B’s hand in the background? So cool!” or “That is the softest cat; I want to pet it!” or “That food on the table is the tastiest thing I’ve ever seen!”)

Clothing! (”Her dress is so pretty!” or “Wow, you do such a good job drawing suits!” or “Her t-shirt is so funny!” or “That hat is so cute by the way!”)

The general idea here is just to say whatever comes to your mind, whether it be literally pointing out the obvious (example: “I love that you drew this character wearing a flower crown! Flowers are so pretty!”) or pointing out how the picture made you feel (example: “This picture makes me so happy, I wish I could eat it!”). Just say what you like about it. You don’t need to know fancy art terms. Saying “Your blues are so blue!” is a perfectly wonderful way to describe the three different shades of blue the artist used to draw an ocean. As long as you aren’t criticizing, you can’t really go wrong.

me, absolutely not an artist, desperately trying to articulate how much i like adore people's fanart: ouughgh the colors. there are so MANY of them!!!! and the lines,,,,,,,,,, they are made of lines.. impeccable

[stardustcrusader]

my 9/11 is that every time i develop a crush on a woman they're not into men

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

at least me and boyfie gonna have babies some day.