#a and b asmr

[lorepossum]

Might fuck around and write a whole little piece based one bit from one episode of The Dark Prince asmr series on youtube. Who knows….

[autism-corner]

LEVI STARTS ASMR CHANNEL??? NOT FAKE!!

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[arrowfleur]

Sam & Darlin HC’s: ft Alexis and Quinn below the cut

Every time they’re in season, Darlin’ buys Sam bouquets of sunflowers

Sam is unsuspectingly good at plaiting hair, and everytime he does it, whether it’s for himself, them or a friend, Darlin’ suspiciously asks where he learnt that from 🤨.

He learnt for his grandmother.

Darlin’ has on multiple occasions bribed workers to keep places open late so that Sam can experience things with them. Aquariums, bowling alleys, you name it.

Whenever Darlin’ can’t sleep, Sam inconspicuously suggests they go sit on the porch swing cause ‘fresh air’s good for the soul’. Works like a charm.

Despite what people might think, Sam is the jealous one in the relationship. Not in an insecure way, juuuust don’t touch what’s his.

Lovely came over to Sam’s most nights Vincent went back on watch duty, after their turning. They’d bring over skincare (face masks etc) for him and Darlin’ everytime. Both of them were equally confused what the fuck an ice roller was and how it was of any use.

Darlin’ is obsessed with Sam’s fireplace and they use it often in winter. Meticulously stacking up the wood, creasing up old news paper pages and using half a pack of matches to get it lit. Sam technically could conjure up enough magic to light it in about three seconds but he doesn’t have the heart to tell them.

The entire time Sam was trapped during the inversion, he kept getting a fuzzy feeling in his chest. He thought it was his magic stores running low but didn’t have time to focus on it.

The entire time Sam was trapped during the inversion, Darlin whispered the word ‘Mate’ to themselves so they’d know he was okay.

TW: the usual violence when it comes to Quinn stuff, below ⬇️

William and Sam are the only ones In the Solaire clan that know about Alexis’ past. The first time Alexis realised Sam didn’t feel the same way she did was after she’d cried to him about it. He comforted her and she’d asked him about the scars on his back in return. Sam just gently shook his head. He didn’t want to share those parts of himself with her.

Every single one of Quinn’s Victims after he ran away looked like Darlin’ in some way. All of them had at least the same eye and hair colour and each time they failed to sate him the way Darlin’ could that’s when he’d …

Darlin’ doesn’t know the first part, Sweetheart and David do.

[joodeeboochoo]

It's King B with the real ASMR heartbeat.

[indigo-greer-collins]

guys i hate alexis but i fear she’d get my ass SO easily, everyone jokes about evil women, but i did not realise how quickly they could fold me.

i was in the doctors office getting gaslit (as a black afab person does), and the one thing i clung onto was that she thought i was pretty. i can never talk shit about sam or darlin again, this is the second fucking time i ignored my health in the moment over a pretty health professional i’m COOKED.

[strawberryyyenthusiast]

Steve is a chronic asmr listener and I stand by this!!

He would listen to asmr every once in a while when he was left alone. The house he lived in during high school was perpetually empty and falling asleep to silence is difficult.

He would start out with people tapping on stuff and getting a scalp massage, but then he would evolve into his final form and listen to those self care role plays. Steve would be falling asleep to his metaphorical makeup being done or having an outfit picked out for the ren faire.

What started as listening to asmr only on the bad nights became a daily ritual. Every night at ten pm, Steve would slide into bed, pull up his favorite asmr-tist, and begin to unwind.

When he starts dating Eddie, Steve doesn’t need to listen to asmr because Eddie usually reads out loud from where he left off in his current reread of LOTR.

But, it’s when Steve has a tough day that he turns to Eddie and says, “I know this is weird but can I put on some asmr? It helps me relax and I tend to sleep through the night when I listen to it.”

Eddie is over the moon and is totally ready to try it out, which makes Steve super happy because he was so scared he was going to have to hide his love for asmr like an addiction.

Fast forward a few months and Steve and Eddie have a YouTube playlist compiled of all of their favorite asmr videos that they rotate through. It is also constantly being updated because they are subscribed to ten different channels that update pretty frequently.

Robin finds them in bed, lying on their backs, holding each other’s hands, and breathing deeply to the sound of a calming voice and brushing of hair.

[anexistingexistence]

Hold on are Porter and Vincent exes?

[mrsmiagreer]

I know it’s super standard and basic and default…but I CANT ESCAPE THE WAY I FEEL

DARLIN’ AND SWEETHEART ARE SUPER BESTIES LIKE

“Oouu you look so delicious today”

“Bitch you know you can’t see without your glasses😂😂”

“If they do it, i’ll do it”

(instead of ACTUALLY knocking) “KNOCK KNOCK”

“Bye Milo i’m going out with ___. ”

“I’m about to have some of this cake for breakfast…you want some?”

“What did you do this time? Ugh I’ll be there in 5”

“You’ll never believe what happened last night-”

“AHH WAIT DON’T LAY ON ME—”

“Is that my shirt??”

“Shouldn’t you be howling at the moon or something?”

“I hope you know you’re paying the hulu bill this month”

“It’s Sam…will he really care what color you wear?”

[turkeytrey]

i couldnt not share this pic!!! zen🍂

[lorepossum]

Samael says “I love you” to Flower boy waaaaay early in like Episode 7 (The Dawn) or smth. And there are a few opportunities for Flower boy to say it back between then and other events of the series.

Might I pitch my favorite;

Flower Boy finally saying “I love you” back to Samael right before he takes the ritual of ascension. Bleeding out in Samael’s arms, surrounded by demons, unsure whether he’ll survive the process, while Samael begs him to live.

I just think it’s the best kind of dramatic ^w^

[whensomethingwickedcomesthisway]

there are no words to describe the SPIRITUAL experience of the david fooliverse audio

I have fucking transcended

I have left the goddamn mortal plain

do not expect me to recover from this, im gone, dead, finito, never to return

WHY IS HE SO AGGHAGGSGAHGAGHGHGAGHGHHHGGHGGHGHGHAGHSGHCFGFDGFGF

[sinnaminttoast]

Do y’all ever think about how Imp! Ash said his goodbyes to Imp! Milo and Imp! Sweetheart, genuinely believing he wouldn’t return home alive?

They got their goodbyes. BUT definitely DONT think about how Imp! Ash didn’t say goodbye to Imp! Babe and their very last interaction would’ve been a fight about morality. They may have never reconciled and we still don’t know if they keep in contact.

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

nobody's bought him flowers before

[urfrenfishy]

wowee look at them go!!

creds to: @theauthorinaugust for the hcs :)

[indigo-greer-collins]

so hypothetically if i wrote guy asher freelancer and angel going on a silly little adventure

would

would you

would you read it

[grim-has-issues]

"slain creatures with a stronger lust for blood than myself in heat" 😀

do you experience heats albus? 🤨