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TIL that there are people who reach the age of 52 (and I assume older), who take no particularly special care of their teeth, without ever having had a root canal.
Since the person in question is my darling husband, I am experiencing such a stomach-churning cocktail of loving gratitude and personal envious rage.
#i have had many root canals#porcelain crowns#fillings and replacement fillings#one wisdom tooth removed#three different surgeries to#remove cysts in my jaw#MRIs and expensive x-rays#I have no molars currently#on the lower right side#and the top and bottom teeth#on that side have been aching for#a couple of weeks#for no discernable reason#i see the dentist tomorrow#a NEW dentist#so yeah…#i am both indignant#and delighted that those i love#don’t have to endure this#much less what it’ll take#to get an implant
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Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship
#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#hazel wells#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop species swap au#god it felt so wrong drawing cosmo and wanda not green and pink. the assignment was to make them human but blonde cosmo feels so cursed#shoutout to my friend who kept pointing out how depressed i made human wanda and cosmo look. good. they're 5 fights away from a divorce#Cosmo and Wanda start with the dynamic they have in the later seasons of the og show but end with the loving dynamic they have in new wish#fairy Hazel's outfit is from 'Crock to the Future' but with blue pants and no hat or bag. Fairy GodParents dress formal so shes fancy#I know Hazel got a fairy design in the new episode but there's too many fairies with blue hair ok- i am stealing the sparkles though#Peri and Dev incoming. still deciding whether Dev would be an anti-fairy or just a regular jealous one. Peri gets to be a dentist#my art
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i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#nenekasa#<- i like them.#sorry i like mygo + avemuji but cant make fanart of anything im not Fucking Crazy about normally#had to touch it up digitally because i tried coloring a Pen Drawing in with Watercolor. in earnest.#Everything think the announcements gonna be a new unit. I think that would be hilarious and the worst possible timing#Given where everyone else's arcs are but the miku design looked cute so if its jsut a new game that would cheese me#My tag blabbering... what else ... im artfight slacking. my wrist hurts. course selection is next week. SCREAMS#please pray to God i do not have any 8am classes. PLEASE. my college commute takes over an hour. If i have to wake up at 6am i will k#Oh my God i have to go to the dentist tomorrow too please fucking helpme THEYRE GONAN FIDN AMILLION CAVITIES AND KILL ME. AAAAAHG.#Every time theres another proseka broadcast announced i get scared cause i have so many song covers i want in the game but.#I want to draw them first. So that if they Do get added to the game i cna go HEH... >:)....#Thats whyi did skeleton orchestra emnn and scissorhands rks. I want scissorhands in the game reallybad i love that song#3DMV EVEN PLEEEASE but also nothing can too miumes choreography from like a decade ago i wanna do a cosplay performanc eof it someday...#i ❤️ waacking.#actually the one i Really want to draw is ALSO nenekasa. record red save me. ILL DRAW IT OK
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Shhhh stealth Wip while eveyone reblogs skrimp r bugs post again
#sorry ive been playing and replaying and drawing psychonauts for the past two weeks?#finished psychonauts and i love#this guy has such a fantastically strong silhouette actually all the characters do#psychonauts#wip#always embarrassing posting new fandom art ghhsjdj#Who the hell cares about these characters besides me and like five people ghhhhhssj#i do what i want here!!! and if I want to draw a lobotomized mad scientist dentist then I will !!!rawgghh#delete later#dr loboto#razputin aquato
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I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:
with this guy:
Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"
ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.
There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!
#president loki#mobius m mobius#lokius au#originally i was just thinking about how owen is at the start of the skit#dentist turned janitor turned influencer#but we can take it a step further and make it about indianapolis bones#president loki showing up with an entourage to some swanky dinner where dr bones has been cornered#all hell breaks loose when the 'interested parties' bring out weapons because loki's men think it's an attack on loki#in the chaos dr bones hooks an arm through loki's and runs out to 'save' him#loki is obviously confused and outraged and possibly interested in this strange fedora-wearing man?#that's all i got#stop thinking of new fic ideas challenge failed#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#lokius
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Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)
Sure has been a year.
#terri#niart#got my wisdom toofies out#well 2 out of 4#still got stitches#idk if this removal lowkey fixed my fear of the dentist?#it was so easy and painless#also finally i'm on anxiety meds jkahsdjash#i also got depression meds but i haven't tested them yet#I'm going to see the love of my life soon again!!!#only 2 more months to go....#i've also finally found awesome friends who don't make me feel like i'm insane for wanting to be cared for#the difference is like night and day#old friends saying hey let's surprise another friend of ours oh also i think it's your birthday on that day#new friends reminding me to pick a brunch place for us to go on my special day#i am sobbing#the right people are out there#don't lose hope#i've never felt this platonically loved honestly#also yes i'm working on the next dragon's lair aksjdhasjkd#just#a lot of things happening and i'm sooo burnt out#this piece was such a strain and i just#don't have patience for art rn#this is photobashed btw there's an actual photo of my typewriter under all those layers#i'm not about to spend 300 hours just to draw a typewriter from this angle kajshdjkasdh#ALSO ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST GUSH ABOUT THE ANASTASIA BROADWAY OKAY?!?!?!#I didn't realise until now that they made it way more historically inspired and i mean bruh BRUH#i have been having a recording of it playing on the background nonstop for like 3 days now#Vladimir Popov I want to inject you straight into my veins holy shit he is a perfect man
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Finally, someone is exposing the lies about fluoride for all to see. It’s not longer just a Conspiracy Theorist rabbit hole. It’s another Conspiracy Realist exposition on how the government, big pharma, dentists, and nuclear waste facilities have been working together to sicken and kill Americans.
Us Conspiracy Realists have been right so much that maybe you should find one and make a friend. They’ll alert you to the next season of the Corporate Media Machine’s bullshit and tell you this shit coming downstream.
#truth#corporate media machine#rfk jr#deep state#globalism#new world order#dentists#big pharma#big pesticide#nuclear waste
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YOU JUST HƎARD IT FROM [HIS MOUTH] FOR SURƎ!!!
#cw gore#cw blood#jrwi fanart#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi suckening#BEEN VEHEMENTLY SCRIBBLING THIS THING ALL DAY#IM SO FUCKING IN LVOE W THE NEW EPISODE#VIV N VEX ARE LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULDVE EVER WANTED. I LOVE BLOOD AND MEAT AND BLOOD AND MEAT#THE SCRIBBLE IS KINDA ROUGH SO DONT LOOK AT IT TOO HARD BUT EHEHEHEEEE THE FACE THAT I CREATED UNNERVES ME#AND IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT. I LOVE CREATING SOMETHING AND HAVING IT EVEN SLIGHTLY PHASE ME#I LOVED ALL THE TOOTH RIPPING NOISES IN THIS EPISODE. AHVE U EVER HAD A TOOTH REMOVED?#SHE USED A BLUNT METAL TOOL TO PUNCH IT OUT. IT REMINDED ME OF THE SPLINTERING OF A TREE. THE WAY IT TORE.#SUCH A SPECIFIC SORT OF CRUNCHING AND SPLINTERING AS A MOLAR WAS RRRRIPPPEEDD FROM THE SOCKET. OHH I LOVE IT.#GOING IN FOR A ROOT CANAL NEXT WEEK AND IM VERY EXCITED. ALL THE DENTISTS LOVE ME N ARE SO NICE TO ME#WHAT A GREAT EPISODE. I HOPE THE URGE TO DRAW MORE STRIKES ME LIKE THIS AGAIN. WEEEE!!#I WANNA ANIMATE EMIZEL GETTIN HIS EYE RRIPPED OUT. BUT. IM ALREADY COOKING 3 OTHER VIV N VEX ANIMATIONS#THERES NO WAY THEY WILL ALL BE FINISHED HELP!! HELP MEE!!!! I HAVE TO MANY IDEAS AND NOT ENOUGH HANDS. DO U GUYS REMEMBER HTF?#OR HAPPY TREE FRIENDS. THE CUTE ANIMAL SHOW W ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE AND TERRIBLE TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENING TO THE CUTE ANIMALS#in elementary school i would show the 'eyes cold lemonade' to other kids and tell em thats how they make pink lemonade.#hope that helps you undertsand. i wish i could make a lil cartoon w just viv n vex doing what they do best#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. IM GOING BACK TO MY LAB. DONT EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ME IN A MILLION YEARS
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being an adult is daydreaming about mysteriously disappearing so you don't have to pay for groceries anymore
#or a new mattress#or apparently! braces#my dentist wants me to get braces#i'd rather get veneers. especially for just 2 to 3 teeth like. what is! the point#it's 10x cheaper as well#i am NOT spending 3k on invisalign lmao im crazy but i am not insane#sjonnie.text
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queer discourse has seemed so damn bad lately does anyone have like. nice moments of being queer theyd like to share with the class
#pig originals#im soo tired dude. i can go first though#dentist appointment asked for my preferred name. got referred to with some good pronouns by a random receptionist. got some new clothes
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im on my period so now HE’S on his period (doodle dump I spent way too much time on)
#can you tell i hate drawing legs and love drawing eyelashes on peri#i love how ive seen multiple pieces of fanart from various artists just.projecting their menstrual pain onto these fictional colorful fairi#fairies#we want these twinks to suffer in mundane and relatable ways#fun fact both of these drawings are based on things that happened to me today#specifically the second one. except I was on the toilet at the dentists office#joeys doodles#digital art#artists on tumblr#fop#fopanw#fop poof#fop peri#fop fanart#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents#edit: WHY IS THIS POST IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKED SO MUCH. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VERY NICHE GENRE OF FANART. WHAT IS GOING ON
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Dentist Discovers Human-Like Jawbone and Teeth in a Floor Tile
While touring his parents' recently renovated European home, a dentist spotted something unsettling. Embedded in a travertine floor tile along the hallway leading to the terrace was what appeared to be a human jawbone. Sliced diagonally, the tile revealed a cross-section of several teeth. Uncertain of the proper course of action, the dentist turned to Reddit, where the discovery ignited a frenzy of online interest, ranging from enthusiastic curiosity to sheer disgust.
The discovery has captured the attention of an international team of scientists who are eager to examine the fossil. They believe it could belong to an extinct human ancestor.
"If it turns out to be a fossil hominin, which I think it is, it should be studied and placed in a museum," John Kappelman, an anthropology professor at the University of Texas at Austin who specializes in hominid and hominin origins and evolution, said in an email.
Travertine, a type of limestone commonly used in construction due to its aesthetic appeal and longevity, often forms near mineral springs and can contain fossilized remnants of past life. While plant, algae, and even animal fossils like those of rhinos and giraffes are occasionally found in travertine, human remains are exceptionally rare, as noted by University of Wisconsin paleoanthropologist John Hawks, Forbes reported.
In a blog post titled "How Many Bathrooms Have Neanderthals in the Tile?" Dr. Hawks highlights the uncommon nature of this particular discovery.
"I expect there will be many twists and turns in the story of this jawbone," Mr Hawks wrote. "With some teeth preserved and abundant surrounding rock, I expect that specialists will be able to learn a great deal about the life of this individual and when he or she lived."
The European dentist, who specialises in dental implants, told Forbes that he immediately knew he wasn't just looking at stone tile's natural pattern variations when he saw several teeth staring up at him.
"From my dentist's point of view I had no doubt it was some kind of human," he told Forbes. "The teeth distribution and size of the mandible is characteristic. Also, the width of the cortex is specific to ancient humans."
"I don't think it is Jimmy Hoffa," the dentist joked in a follow-up to his original Reddit post. He said he prefers not to reveal his name, or his parents' location, to protect the family's privacy.
When the dentist spotted a jawbone as part of his parents' home upgrade, he was surprised for a different reason.
It is very, very unusual to find vertebrate fossils in processed travertine tile, and hominin fossils 100 times more so," Kappelman said. "We have only a handful."
Mr Kappelman was part of a team that observed the earliest evidence of tuberculosis etched on 500,000-year-old human skeletal remains discovered by factory workers in Turkey cutting travertine tile for commercial use. The scientists published the findings of their research in 2007 in The American Journal of Physical Anthropology.
#Dentist Discovers Human-Like Jawbone and Teeth in a Floor Tile#travertine floor#human jawbone#fossils#archaeology#ancient artifacts#archeology#archeolgst#history#history news#strange#strange things#strange news
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"we don't discriminate based on gender" then why did you make me give you my honorifics when you didn't include mx in the options❓
#im not going to lie and say im a doctor. but i am now asking you to call me a man. idc#bad news: the dentist also wants a fucking id. i told them im working on getting a new one and good news: they said that should be ok#bad news again: YOU WANT 100$ FOR A CONSULTATION? AND THEN ANOTHER 180$ FOR AN X RAY?#brother i would just plier yank it out myself if it werent in the Very back of my mouth + mostly covered by my gums. what the fuck.#i got lucky w the vet fee beeing so much less than the estimate but theyre asking 280$ Flat like this isnt even for removing the tooth yet#ask to tag#words from the monarch#tooth trauma#jic
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can't wait for everyone to point and laugh at me at the dentist office and say haha your teeth SUCK!!! we gotta get those OUTTA THERE!! and then everyone (other patients included) are gonna chase me down with pliers and drills etc. and then hold me by my ankles and steal all my money (i think my teeth are literally fine im just scared)
#personal#both new dentist office and i havent been in like a year and a half..#(millennial voice) ugh adulting is so hard! (im beaten with hammers)
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I really liked your dentist Peri art. Would you mind explaining what you meant by 'fairy dentist magic?'
First off, thank you I am so happy you like my lil drawing. And of course, I am more than happy to explain the weird thoughts in my head.
Those who have seen the Dreamworks movie 'Rise Of The Guardians' will likely remember that part of the reason why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth is because they hold the memories of childhood. She then uses these memories to help remind kids of the good times when they need it.
The Fairly Odd Parents version of the Tooth Fairy does the same thing and she also uses these memories to help Jorgen with his work deciding which kids to give fairies too.
Now even though teeth that have been lost are the only one that hold physical memories live teeth (those that are still in a kids mouth) have vague thoughts and emotions attached to them.
When Peri works on kids' teeth he uses magic to pick up on these vague thoughts and emotions. He does this by using some fancy magic dentist tools that the Tooth Fairy gave him, they kind of work like an extension of his wand but are less powerful.
#ask me anything#fairly odd parents au#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri fairywinkle cosma#Dentist Peri AU#fop tooth fairy
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CROCTOBER 3/31 ‐ "Coffee"
Pets are all the same
Inktober masterpost
#sleepy Croc is a new fav#Lola and Ollie are after his lokum#the amount of sugar this man consumes in his everything#he single handedly keeps the confectionary industry AND dentists in business#one piece crocodile#crocodile one piece#op crocodile#crocodile op#one piece sir crocodile#sir crocodile one piece#sir crocodile#one piece#one piece fanart#sir crocodile fanart#crock#crocaine#imperial art farts#traditionalart#inktober#inktober 2024#croctober
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