#Zoro seconds this

[alevens]

dumb idea where when they see each other again while on the Grand Line, Koby's nervous as fuck to see Luffy again because he's not only worth one hundred million berry, he just saved "demon child" Nico Robin from Enies Lobby, winning against the entirety of CP9, and well, he's just- prettier than he remembers, he's nervous too and most importantly, because in the time they've spent away, both living their own lives, Koby figured out the real reason why he has so many copies of Luffy's bounty poster and why he sometimes dreams about reuniting again with him under different circumstances than him being a marine and Luffy being a pirate,

because he has a crush on him.

so he's there, still nervous but happy as hell that Luffy hasn't forgotten about him, then he asks, that even if they're enemies they're still...

"Of course!" Luffy says, laughing as he puts an arm around him. "We're still boyfriends, silly, even if you're a marine."

and then all hell breaks loose.

[queerdraws]

it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

[taikova]

too far

[fluffyartbl0g]

THEY’RE ALL SO SILLY!1!1!1!!1

Speedrun/Time travel AU masterlist

@nia-rarita thanks for the ask! (Sorry I couldn’t fit both parts of ur amazing ask into this sbs, but I appreciate all the gushing XD)

[haunth0use]

Recent zosans (ur definitely gonna want to click on that second one LMFAO)

[assiraphales]

honestly feeling the need to apologize for not appreciating live action zoro's humor enough the first watch. zoro was really out there in the first episode alone shit talking his opponents and putting a bounty hunter's HEAD on the bar cracking the 'he needs a drink, he's had a rough day' joke. cutting helmeppo’s hair off like that. bestie thinks he's so funny / probably internally laughing at his own jokes but he's this intimidating ass demon swordsman & his delivery is so dry that everyone just stares at him like 'r we supposed to laugh or be scared rn???'

[poyitjdr]

Reminder that Sanji has willingly put his own damn fingers in Zoro’s ‘barbaric’ and ‘disgusting’ mouth

Also bonus Sanji giving the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen:

[magicwhodreamer]

I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about the way they're portraying zoro and sanji cause somebody must have told them that they hate each other, at least in the beginning, like it's well known but did taz and mackenyu get the memo or? was it like "hey guys so you know zoro and sanji despise each other especially you zoro you really hate him" and they were like "this sign can't stop me cause I can't read" ??

i mean they really didn't understand the assignment cause what the fuck was this

[newttxt]

apartment shenanigans

from utilities included, ch. 9 (mind the tags and rating!)

masterpost

[aomiyya]

op 25

[struwberrie]

baratie arc aka. luffy bothers some guy into being his husband

[mochiajclayne]

My favorite headcanon that I seldom indulge with has got to be zosan being jealous of Law.

Like, hear me out: Sanji watches Zoro and Law discussing something and decides he doesn't like it one bit when it threaded into bickering territory. On the other hand, Zoro observed Sanji and Law talk and he definitely doesn't vibe with the familiar fire of annoyance that he sees flashing in Sanji's eyes, thank you very much.

What makes this funnier is Law being unaware as to why he's dealing with the occasional glares from the guys when the topic of discussion he had with them was about Luffy whose he's been trying to make romantic progress with. Cherry on top when Law misinterprets the entire thing and thinks zosan likes Luffy that way instead of connecting the dots between Zoro and Sanji. LMAOOOOO.

[zosan-secondchances]

Dear Pudding-chan,

I wish you'd come back.

I don't blame you for what happened.

I'm sorry I hurt you. I won't run again.

Please.

I need my Marimo back.

[beanghostprincess]

I find the monster trio's dynamic when it comes to self-sacrifice incredibly romantic and tragic, yet so hilarious.

Because Zoro sacrifices himself because he's devoted to his role as first mate and values the lives of the people he loves dearly, Sanji does the same just because he thinks so much of the ones he loves and so little of himself, and Luffy risks his body constantly protecting others because losing somebody is worse than death for him. So it is a constant "no! Kill ME instead!" "no! ME!" "idiots! ME! Kill me instead!" battle between these three acting as human shields for each other all the time.

[cinnamnt]

this thing’s birthday

[mostlymihawk]

Can't Sleep?

Prompt: Mihawk, Sanji, Nami, Luffy, Zoro, and Kuro, and how they handle a gn reader who has insomnia.

CW: Strangulation.

Mihawk:

Oh no. He is not doing this again.

He kept his peace the last time you had a restless night because he believed you when you said there was nothing to be done.

What followed was two. hours. of torture.

Up and down, tossing and turning, it took you forever to get to sleep.

Tonight, he's taking action.

"Are you going to the washroom?" he asks when you start to rise from the bed after five minutes of tossing.

When you reply that you thought maybe something to eat might help, he grabs you around the waist and yanks you back to bed.

He whispers sweet nothings in your ear until you fall asleep.

"You are calm, the night is quiet, the moon hangs overhead to accentuate your glow..."

It takes considerably less time his way.

Sanji:

Name it, it's yours.

Lullaby? He's not a great singer, but he'll do it.

Hot chocolate? Warm milk? Midnight snack? Done.

"Of course, love. Anything for you."

Sanji also can't sleep because you toss and turn too much, but he'll never say that part out loud.

You're already miserable, and if he has to suffer a little for you then so be it.

Oddly enough, it's the cigarettes that eventually lull you to sleep.

He steps outside for a moment to smoke, and hearing his deep inhale and long, slow exhale, you start to copy him...

When he comes back from his smoke, you're sound asleep.

Nami:

Has a whole bag of tricks up her sleeve.

Warm cloth to make your eyes heavy, suggests blinking rapidly for the same reason, drops the temperature in the cabin to emulate sleep temperature, tells you to tense and relax...

Eventually just straight-up hypnotizes you.

"Just focus on your breath as it goes in...and out. In... and out."

Reassurances that you're safe, telling you to imagine a forest with a crystal clear stream, it's all very cliche.

Even though you don't think it'll work you do everything she tells you.

And then it's morning.

You ask her to do it again the next night.

Luffy:

Food solves all problems. Even this one.

Enter warm milk.

Luffy reads you a story and sings a song, and you eventually realize that his knowledge of sleep is limited to stories of nap time at daycare.

It does not work, but his care is touching.

You jokingly say that maybe one of those thick mats you sleep on in daycare would help.

The home apparently goes over his head because the next week two of the mats are there.

(You're a little too big for just one nowadays, seeing as you're not five anymore.)

Zoro:

Deceptively useless.

You'd think with all the sleep he gets he'd be able to help someone get to sleep.

Turns out he doesn't have a clue; insomnia is not in this man's dictionary.

"Just go to sleep. It's not hard, you're fighting your body's natural drive to sleep, so just stop fighting it."

Eventually gives up and makes a show of cuddling you.

It fixes nothing, and neither of you is happy about this.

Insists that his not kicking you out of the room so he can get some sleep displays incredible restraint on his part.

You disagree. Loudly.

Kuro:

Not to worry! Kuro has a quick fix to help you get to sleep right away.

Strangulation.

"Please do stop struggling, I'm not going to kill you, obviously."

Has no patience for your insomnia and wants to get his own sleep.

Will not be trying to entice you to sleep with the carrot, it's straight to the stick with him.

It works, sort of.

You wake a few minutes later with a headache, but Kuro's already asleep with you pulled against his chest and purring contentedly.

It's literal; his snores rumble deep in his chest when he sleeps, and it does in fact sound like purring.

Funnily enough, the purring is what does it for you.

Next time you can't sleep, you Lady very still and let his purring soothe you to sleep.

When Kuro catches on, he gets marginally nicer about how he treats you when you're struggling with a bout of insomnia.