#Zephyr and Nuffink

[madman479r]

The struggle of having "hot" parents

Zephyr

An 18-year-old Zephyr was hanging out with her friends by the statue of her grandfather, Stoick the Vast. Each of the girls were talking about Berk's recent history, or rather the years of the dragon riders.

Many people would think having parents that had such feats as Hiccup and Astrid Haddock did would bring a lot of pressure and an inferiority complex, but not Zephyr. If anything, she was proud to have such awesome parents as hers.

Seriously! Her mother was the best warrior Berk had ever seen, going up against giant burly vikings with ease, being second only to her Grandfather Stoick, and that was only because her mom didn't fight him out of respect.

And her father was the brightest Viking of the barbaric archipelago, using his mind to defeat powerful foes and overcome overwhelming odds, making a sword of fire and being able to fly without a dragon!

One of her friends, Bodil, suddenly shivered when a cold gust of wind brushed past them. "Hey, mind if we go inside. It's getting cold."

"Sure. Let's go to my house." Zephyr offered and the group of teens made for her house.

So yeah, Zephyr truly loved her parents and was proud to be their child. But there was just one issue...

"Soooo... will your dad be home?" Alma, another one of Zephyr's friends, tried to casually ask, but her sly and hopeful tone betrayed her.

Zephyr stopped in her tracks and deadpanned at the girl. "Seriously?"

"I'm just asking because... I... don't want to disturb him?" Alma weakly defended.

"Oh yeah, you'll totally be disappointed to see him." Every time. Every. Single. TIME! Many women apparently had the hots for her dad, both his generation and her generation, and her friends were no exception. They'd either freeze up, become overly awkward, try to get his attention or act flirtatious, sometimes it was all of the above.

And the funny thing, something Zephyr didn't know whether was a good or bad thing, was that her dad was completely oblivious to it.

Once some girl baked something for her dad, brought to the house and everything. From her stance, how she offered to bake some more if he wished, it was clear she was shooting her shot. And dad's reaction once the door was close? "...What a nice young lady."

And her mother, who could see through the compliments and gifts, would only smile or laugh it off. Apparently her father wasn't one for subtly or ques, seeing as she had kissed him multiple times before they got together and he never imagined her mother was in love with him.

But seriously! It was only gross! That was her dad! You can use 'cool', 'awesome', 'brave' or 'smart' to describe him, but hot? That was not a word she wanted associated with her father.

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Nuffink

Ever since he understood his warrior lineage, Nuffink wanted nothing more than to be the greatest warrior of Berk, along with his mom and Grandpa Stoick. Even wanting to achieve the same feat as Grandpa Stoick did in breaking a rock in two with only his head.

(Nuffink didn't see why mom was annoyed with grunkle Gobber when he told him that story, it sounded so cool!)

So he would constantly train, with whatever weapon felt the best (twin short swords sounded cool, maybe even a wrist sword) and with his mom. Maybe he was a momma's boy, but who wouldn't wish to have such a cool, badass warrior for a mother?

And when his mom became the teacher for the next generation of fighters, he was the first in line to sign up, and aimed to be the best student.

Unfortunately, there were some other eager young men who wanted to learn under his mom. But not for the right reasons.

"Man, I can't wait to do some hand-to-hand with miss Astrid."

"I know how to make her sweat, and not just in a fight."

"Think I'll be able to get some private lessons?"

Nuffink normally would have broken some Jaws and knocked some teeth loose after hearing the other boys talk in such a way about his mother, not only was it disrespectful to him, but to his mother, who didn't deserve to be talked in such a way, and to his father, who these morons acted like wasn't worthy of her.

But Nuffink knew that what was to come would be so much more satisfying and hilarious.

See, these horny idiots didn't know how strict Astrid Haddock got when it came time to training. Outside of it? She was kind, nurturing and loving to Nuffink, but during training? It wasn't 'mom', instead it was 'Ma'am', even to him.

"Alright, listen up!" Mom finally made it into the training arena, gaining the attention of all participants. "I want you to get one thing. I bet you all think you're already the best fighter here, that you'll breeze past this, but I plan on crushing that delusion, crushing that arrogance and crushing that enthusiasm. Because if that enthusiasm can be so easily destroyed, then it was too weak for me to mould into a true warrior. If you don't leave here sore, then I consider that a session wasted. Is that understood?"

Nuffink was the only one to answer with the expected "Yes, ma'am!" With his chest puffed out and back straight, while the others gave half hearted affirmations.

Astrid Haddock narrowed her eyes dangerously and took out her axe before throwing it at the group, missing one boy by just a hair, which made them all straighten up in sudden fear.

Nuffink snorted. Didn't these idiots get it? She had intentionally missed. If she wanted that throw to kill someone, there would be one less person on New Berk.

"Alright. We'll be focusing on hand-to-hand combat. Because if you can't even throw a decent punch, then I doubt you'll be able to a sword correctly. Any volunteers?"

One arrogant asshole, by the name of Ivar, confidently strode up to mom with a leer on his face, flexing his muscles 'subtly'. "Don't worry, miss Hofferson, I'm sure a session with me will leave you sore, in a good way." He said in an oily tone.

Mom simply raised an unimpressed brow at him and silently got into a fighting stance, which Ivar pathetically copied, pathetic in the sense that it was completely open and a poor replication of his mother's stance.

Ivar suddenly threw a jab, (too slow, too wide and leaving his vital points open to attack, Nuffink analysed) to which Astrid simply parried and quickly threw a powerful punch into his exposed sternum, making the teen lose both his air and confidence. As he bent forward, struggling to breathe, Astrid was quick to follow up with a elbow uppercut to his chin, forcing his chin to point up towards the sky, as Astrid spun around and used her hand to chop the side of his neck, effortlessly taking him down in only three strikes and in seemingly just a blink of an eye.

As Ivar rolled on the ground, gasping for air, the other students suddenly grew a new found level of fear for their instructor.

"Anyone notice where he went wrong?" Astrid questioned, unconcerned for Ivar.

Nuffink answered, not raising his hand as his mom preferred, "He left himself exposed with a poor stance, especially after throwing a punch that was too wide."

Astrid nodded with a small smile. "Correct, Haddock."

Nuffink allowed a smile to grow on his face. Even if his peers acted to shamelessly towards his mother, he wouldn't have her any other way. And being able to have front row seats to his mother decimating those same idiots wasn't a bad trade.

[krikunjayvoice]

Sketches based on my fantasies. Dagur and Mala, I think, would have had two red-haired twin girls. The kids Heather and Viggo are my favorite Vikar and Sigrun.

[ratlordsarah]

This was my shower thought yesterday and it won’t leave my mind

[astridhoff03]

A Wish for Snoggeltog 🎄🎄

A little perplexed, Astrid pulled away from her husband a little, but didn't stop stroking his shoulders. "Hiccup, darling, why didn't you tell me about this sooner? Were you afraid that the same thing would happen again as when Nuff was born?" Hiccup nodded sadly. “I was so afraid for you. You know I can’t imagine life without you.” “I know, love. But you should have told me that." Hiccup played with his fingers without looking his wife in the eyes, which she didn't particularly like. "Hiccup, look at me," she said softly, using her thumb and forefinger to turn his chin toward her so that he could only look at her. “Astrid, I know what you want to say now. That it was a stupid idea and you don't want any more children. I accept that, of course.” Hiccup gestured wildly with his arms until Astrid grabbed both of his arms so tightly that he could no longer move them. "Astrid, what's this?" She gently let go of his arms again. “Hiccup, I also want to tell you something else about that.” His eyes widen. “I want another baby too. I wanted to tell you because I didn't want to scare you more. I know you have nightmares, even if you don’t want to talk about them.” A small tear ran down Hiccup's cheek, he took Astrid in his arms and hugged her tightly. "Are you sure?" Astrid nodded and stood up. “As sure as I was on our wedding day,” she said. "But you have to promise me something from today on." Hiccup nodded. “From now on, tell me if you have nightmares again. Only together we are strong.” “I promise you.” With these words he kissed her hand as his personal sign of promise. Astrid smiled at him and let the fur fall that was wrapped around her naked body.

It was two weeks after Snoggeltog, and although it was still freezing cold outside, the spring sun was slowly making its way through the thick cloud cover. It was still early in the morning and the children were still asleep. As long as Hiccup didn't have to leave that morning to attend to his responsibilities as chief, he made breakfast for his family. Then Astrid opened the door to the kitchen. She gave Hiccup a kiss on the cheek before sitting on the family table and watching him cook. A broad grin on her lips. “What made your day?” he said, returning her grin. "Hiccup, I'm pregnant again." Hiccup dropped the wooden spoon, a smile full of love spread across his lips. "Is that true?" Astrid nodded. That's all Hiccup needed, he took his beautiful wife in his arms and peppered her with hundreds of kisses. Hopefully everything would go well. Hopefully. He hoped that not only for Astrid but also for the baby that was now on the way.

[elshe]

Uncle Snotlout & ✨Auntie Tuff✨ enjoying some magic tricks with the Haddock Kiddies. An idea that popped into my head a couple nights ago.

[garussy]

Httyd series where Zephyr and Nuffink grow up and start to scare Hiccup and Astrid

Because their smart daughter is becoming a little too smart and cunning and always seems to be one step ahead of everyone

And their wild son has grown into a massive tank of a boy who follows his sister’s every order

Hiccup and Astrid getting scared because their kids are acting too much like Viggo and Ryker Grimborn

[astridhoff03]

Perfect ending ❤️‍🔥

[hoodeenie]

Make way for Uncle Snot and Cousin Fang!!

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Also snotlout being the best uncle towards Zephyr and Nuffink!!

(Ignore the fact that hiccstrid has a free babysitter, uncle Snot loves being there for his niece and nephew)

[winxrus]

Happy birthday Hiccup Haddock!

29th February 2024

Happy 5th anniversary HTTYD 3

Happy 10th anniversary HTTYD 2

Happy year of the DRAGON 🐲💚

[000marie198]

Will never forgive The Hidden World for what it stole from us

Toothless should've been at his best friend's wedding, he should've been the Best Man

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

i love the idea that zephyr is like a perfect mix of astrid and hiccup and nuffink is just. neither

dude is ruffnut and tuffnut crammed into one body minus the book smarts

[shellysketches]

[ratlordsarah]

can you draw hiccstrid but as rats

I audibly screamed when I saw this in my inbox, tysm for this request Oml 😭

but here ya go 🎉

[bluejulius]

Teen Zephyr and Nuffink for cowboy au ask?

thinking wayyyy far in the future! After Toothless is free and returns to his herd, he decides to visit Hiccup’s ranch. Zeph and Nuff are shocked at their abrupt visitor

[astridhoff03]

For the love and life/Chapter 1

Modern Au, Hiccstrid having Zephyr early in their twenties

The sound of the baby monitor broke Astrid from her dreams. Cuddled up close to Hiccup, she glanced at the clock, moaning softly so as not to wake Hiccup, who was still sleeping quietly next to her, his arm wrapped around her stomach. It was three in the morning, luckily it was the beginning of the weekend. She carefully removed his arms from her middle, but without meaning to, she woke him up with this touch. "I'm sorry, hun, but the baby is crying, I think she's hungry," Astrid apologized to him. Still a little sleepy, she traced the fine contours of his jawline and enjoyed the dreamy, amorous smile that her boyfriend gave her. “It’s okay.” Yawning, he sat up and pushed the blanket aside. “Hiccup, what are you doing there? I can get her.” He waved her hand and slipped on his slippers and bathrobe to go to the door. "Don't worry, you've had it stressful enough the last few days with the birth." Still a little sleepy, Hiccup staggered out the door of the room they'd been sharing in their little apartment.

Exhausted, Astrid let herself fall back into the soft pillows. Hiccup was right, there had been a lot going on in the last few weeks. When she found out she was pregnant, she was kicked out of her job at the gym because they no longer had any use for her now that she had become pregnant. Which is why she was dismissed without notice. She and Hiccup had actually planned to get enough money together before they thought about having children. But fate had another plan for her when one day the pill stopped working because Astrid had recently had a Cystitis. For the rest of the months, Astrid tried to apply to all the companies, but every one of them rejected her and only because she was expecting a child soon. She had been so upset about this in the last few weeks of her pregnancy that she had a rather turbulent premature birth. But luckily for her and her little daughter, everything went well. Just as she had finished that thought, Hiccup came back with the crying little Zephyr clinging to him with her small, delicate hands. He gently and lovingly placed Zephyr on her mother's chest, where she clung to a scrap of cloth again to signal that she was hungry. “All right, my darling,” Astrid whispered to her and stroked her delicate head, which already had light roots of chestnut brown hair. Astrid pulled out one of her breasts and let her little girl suckle on it. She felt Hiccup put his arm around her and take her into his arms so that Astrid could snuggle up to him. When little Zephyr was finally finished and snuggled up quietly against her mother, Astrid began to hum a quiet song that sent her back to dreamland. After a few minutes she had already fallen into a deep sleep and Hiccup took her back to her room before snuggling back into bed with Astrid. “I hope she can sleep again now,” he said. Yawning, she rubbed her eyes. "Yeah, I just hope I can do that too." Hiccup pulled his legs to his chest and nudged her affectionately with his shoulder. "Otherwise we'll talk a bit more, maybe you can fall asleep again?" Astrid raised an eyebrow: "About what? Money? You know that if we're unlucky, we won't be able to pay the rent at the end of this month." "I know, I'll ask the bank tomorrow if they'll give me a loan, otherwise I might have to ask for a raise, even if I think so My boss won't give it to me so easily." "But you're one of his best employees," said Astrid and snuggled up on his shoulder. Hiccup gently stroked her fingers that were resting on his shoulder and looked deep into her eyes. “I know, darling. Only the pandemic two years ago wasn’t particularly good for our company; many were laid off.” He sighed heavily. “We can do it. Somehow." "As long as we're together, we can do anything," whispered Astrid, who had now wrapped her arms around him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "I love you." "I love you too," Hiccup whispered, resting his forehead against hers. “But we should sleep, otherwise we won’t wake up at all tomorrow.”

[elshe]

✨“Can we keep them?!”✨

Except Hiccup and Astrid are the ones who would ask to keep them lol

Maybe just Hiccup actually.

idk these two kiddies are sooo cute. I love them.