#Zeke is such a troll

[terriblysims]

Andrés Legacy💟

Emi joined the t-pose challenge | Zeke pranked the teacher by sitting in her desk | Valerie is enjoying the fall weather | And made a new friend, Quinn | Zeke took a 💪😗 selfie

[saphushia]

soooooo guess what movies i've been watching lmaooo

[srhe203]

You know whats crazy is like 3 years ago my mom literally predicted Nikacado Avacado would do this like how did she know

[oxygenbefore1775]

Also-also if we ignore any substance or meaning to this exchange for a moment and just focus on the funsies, I like to think that Zeke dropped that assumption just to spite Levi and mirror his insinuation like "See? Not very nice when some stranger makes an unjustified speculation about your persona based on little to nothing information"

[staggbones]

A fun cast of characters, hopefully nobody gets traumatized!

[casualaruanienjoyer]

What kind of video games would these AOT characters like to play?

Armin: puzzle games! Something that requires his full attention, challenging but still fun. It feels very rewarding to beat them. He would probably like the game Baba is You or Portal 2.

Annie: visual novels, especially psychological horror or murder mystery ones. She loves being able to "play" a book, and the voice acting and beautiful visuals create such an immersive experience. Sometimes when she gets stuck, Armin helps her out! Something she would enjoy may be Steins Gate or Ace Attorney.

Connie: ROCKET LEAGUEEE LET'S GOOO!!

Jean: he quite likes games with multiple choices, a good story that you can influence through your decisions. He probably enjoys LA Noir and Heavy Rain. However, he doesn't do super well with horror games...

Reiner: this man owns every single copy of Fifa from the year he was born and until today. But he also enjoys Mario Kart!

Pieck: dating sims! And one of her favorites is Monster Prom. She finds them hilarious, but also likes being able to choose different people to romance. Don't tell anyone, but Annie sometimes enjoys playing these with Pieck.

Mikasa: cozy games, farming, cooking, making friends. Animal crossing and Stardew Valley are some of her favorites. It's just so nice and calm!

Eren: SUPER SMASH BROS LET'S GOOOO but yes fighting games!! Beat em ups, battle royale, doesn't matter! Anything goes!

Levi: this may come as a surprise, but this man is secretly a Simmer. Yes, you heard it! He only plays the base games, from time to time. But there's something so satisfying about creating people he dislikes in Sims and then removing that sweet sweet ladder. Ha...ha

Zeke: driving simulators. This man was BORN TO TRUCK!

Yelena: something about her just screams I TROLL IN MMOs so yeah I will say she probably plays games like Leagues of Legends, gets VERY aggressive and screams in her mic. Makes kids cry in Fortnite.

Onyankopon: he is a man of culture, so of course he would enjoy adventure RPGs. He has over 1000 hours in Breath of the Wild. Somehow.

[irlwakko]

all stars if mal was just a legitimate troll. no murder attempt evil alter bullshit just more of the little shit moments he has like when he imitated mutant zeke noises to freak CHRIS out

no argument can get to him because he doesnt take it seriously he just acts contrarian because its funny

once all he replied was "nuh uh" and watched his opponent get increasingly angry

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as the number one mal defender/enjoyer i think he can have little a attempted murder as a treat

also as a mal shipper(tm) i just imagine him in some argument with alejandro/scott/duncan/insert someone else who hates his guts here and going “whatever, you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look STUPID”

sorry I’ve been plagued by mal ship thoughts today it’s now everyone on tumblr’s problem too

[mazuwii]

Would AOT men support Andrew Tate??

I'm bored so why not (unbiased headcannons, feel free to add your opinion)

Levi:

•doesn't even know how to use electronics, in fact he doesn't even know who Andrew Tate is. He overhears everyone talking about him and how outrageous or "masculine" he is. He pictures this huge scary man with millions of scars, Dutch Van Der Linde history and that.

•when he finally hears an explanation from  Gabi's phone, he tries to peek over from his wheelchair. Let's just say, he was disappointed. His imagination was crushed at the sight of what seemed like a gay porn actor that talks too much.

Eren:

•At one point in his life, Eren Sasha and Connie cosplayed pitbull at a pitbull convention (cult) , what makes you think he wouldn't use the bald hats again?

•of course he thinks Andrew Tate is a dumb ass but a little bit of trolling never hurt anyone.

•No he doesn't like him but he does quote him ironically

Bertholdt:

•Bertholdt scrolls on tiktok only for gardening and gaming content, and anything that doesn't fit into those genres, he instantly clicks 'not interested', he doesn't even bother listening. At some point the amount of Andrew Tate videos on his fyp began to piss him off so bad he blocked the hashtag, and even that didn't work 💀💀💀

Reiner:

•Reiner throwing on his dad glasses and squinting at he screen, "who's this?"

"Andrew Tate,"

He listens for a few seconds, but the words just aren't wording,"Just block him babe,"

No but seriously he finds the redpill community embarrassing af, especially with the hatred they have for single mothers, since he came from one and his respect for them

Jean:

•Jean would agree with a few points, but will happily take pleasure by trolling his fans with Connie and Sasha

Connie:

•If you ever see Bottom G edits, of random bald men twerking or dancing in an odd manner, labelled "top G spotted at an orgie" that was Connie and Sasha

Armin:

•He’s a literal feminist, with receipts, try him.

Erwin:

•could not give less of a shit, his tiktok is full of those flowery 'goodmorning🌹🌸💐😘’ edits that he downloads and sends to people on WhatsApp

Zeke:

•This is tricky, on one hand he looks like the type of man that redpillers would make an edit of, on the other he looks like he'd bully them

Porco:

•I'm sorry to my Porco stans, as much as I love him he would say "free top G" and no one even knows if he's being serious or not- like if you made fun of him, he’d laugh with you, so maybe not idk

Miche:

•He thinks they're pathetic little boys

Floch:

•Very proud of his mysoginistic beliefs, would defend Andrew to his death , and unlike Porco, very much goes on protests to "free Top G"

[cosmicjoke]

Same eruri anon. I think it's wild and utterly bonkers that some eruris called you homophobic and harassed you because you stated that eruri isn't canon, which in text it literally isn't. I could argue Erwin loved Levi romantically or Levi loved Erwin romantically but they never acted on it because they're soldiers with their care and duties being above any romantic relationship but that's just MY interpretation and I know that, but claiming it as canon when it was never shown to be the actual case in the manga would be kinda extra of me lol. You were only stating actual canon fact so I don't know why that would make anyone mad unless they think it taints their interpretation lol. Really sorry about that.

Also, your point about talking more about Erwin and Levi's relationship because of its complexity was very interesting. To play the devil's advocate for my fellow eruris but not to excuse those who harassed you for your takes. I think why most eruris immediately call people homophobes for any thing they think is hate is because they do face a lot of homophobia for even merely having the audacity to ship Levi with Erwin. Like people saying Levi would be disgusted by the thought of being shipped with a man or even kick the shippers in the teeth and crack their skulls in for shipping the two plus saying other vile things make the shippers jump to conclusions. I also think they call people homophobes because they feel only Levi and Erwin's relationship gets heavily criticized and not his other straight ships. I think a lot of them aren't aware that people like you who analyze Erwin and Levi's relationship is because of the complexities of it and they mistake it as it just being another person trying to rain on their parade while ignoring other things said about Levi. Like on TikTok it's very famous for people to believe Levi was going to marry Petra and a lot of people actually believe that and claim it as canon. So I think eruris shout homophobia because they don't understand how no one tries to debunk Levihan or rivetra but only seem to come for them and their ship(not saying that's what you're doing) But they feel like if people really care about setting the facts about Levi straight then why do some ignore other big misconception about him and only try to correct the thought of people saying he was in love with a man.

Also, I agree with everything you said about Erwin and Zeke and why Levi perceive them differently, and I agree that serious conversations has no place in shipping 100% or trying to bring ships into serious discussion.

And trolling can be harmful, I agree but sometimes people just get frustrated and they can't help it when they feel like they're constantly getting attacked, misconstrued, lumped in with others and belittled.

I understand the desire to troll people when they're being blatantly disrespectful or intentionally confrontational. I think, though, if one is going to troll, then they should make it obvious that that's what they're doing. Tone isn't discernible on the internet, so how is one meant to parse out serious statements from statements made sarcastically if that isn't made clear? Then it just has the effect of making an entire shipping community look off their rockers.

Anyway, the reason, again, why I think you don't see as much push-back on ships like Rivetra or Levihan is, again, because Levi's relationships with Petra and Hange are much less complicated and nuanced than his relationship with Erwin. There's a reason I write mostly about Levi's relationship with Erwin. It's not because I think he cared more about Erwin than Hange or Petra, it's because there's simply more to talk about, more to unpack, more to examine. I actually think it reduces Levi's relationship with Erwin to something frivolous and boring when one claims it was "love". It was a lot more than that. Erwin had a profound impact on the way Levi chose to approach one of the aspects of life he found least able to reconcile with himself. That is, how he could be surrounded by meaningless death while feeling life was invaluable. Erwin made Levi believe he could change that by fighting to make the dreams of his fallen comrades come true. That he could imbue their deaths with meaning by fighting on in the name of their dream, or by accomplishing whatever task they died for, thereby undoing the injustice of their lives being tossed aside as if cheap. By comparison, he barely interacts with Petra before she dies, and Hange and Levi, like I said, have a very straightforward friendship, acting more as buddies and partners, doing things together, running missions together, etc, etc... I think Levi was probably personally closer to Hange, as a friend, than he ever was to Erwin. Erwin remained unknowable and at a distance from everyone until nearly the end, when he at last confided in Levi. But for Erwin, Levi held an immense admiration and respect because he saw him as a great visionary and leader, and an altruistic man.

People saying Levi wanted to "marry Petra" doesn't have the potential to lead to Levi's actions and motivations throughout the story being wildly misinterpreted the way saying Levi "sacrificed humanity" for Erwin does, for example. People choosing to see Levi as having romantic feelings for Petra or Hange, despite there being zero evidence for either, doesn't in any, fundamental way affect the way people see Levi's character or what drove him in his actions. It's just a cute ship that doesn't have the potential to cast Levi's character in a negative light. But people choosing to see Levi as having romantic feelings for Erwin very much can and does affect the way people see his character and what drove him in his actions. Levi makes no pivotal choice in relation to Petra's or Hange's fate, for example, the way he has to with Erwin, so you don't get absurd discussions surrounding the nature of his relationship with them, or the nature of his choice, the way you do his relationship with Erwin, with people claiming he would and did "sacrifice humanity" for them because he just cared about them so much more than anyone or anything else. It's got nothing to do with not wanting to see Levi romantically linked with a man (at least not with me. I've said it multiple times at this point, but I both read and write eruri fanfic. There are, of course, actual homophobic anti-shippers out there). It's got to do with casting Levi in a light that completely butchers his character, all to push the idea that he loved Erwin so much, that even humanity didn't matter to him by comparison. It all plays into that idea that Levi would compromise his morals for Erwin, would blindly follow Erwin no matter what, etc, etc... It's designed to make Levi look like a selfish prick, when he's literally the exact opposite. He's the most selfless character in the story.

[sasster]

Hard Work (Pays Off)

Well it was about time we got down to business, wasn't it?

[doc]

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“Playtime is over,” the voice of his deity broadcasts directly into his mind, sharp and angry in a way that is almost incomprehensible. “Get me the boy.”

Then the presence is gone.

Persep lulls his head back and forth, searching for a good crack in his neck as he stands from the desk. He casually wipes a bit of black ichor that starts to seep out from his eyes off of his cheek. Across the room his human companion, more like immortal babysitter, tuts softly and shakes his head before producing a brightly colored handkerchief to dab away the same discharge from his face.

“I warned you,” Jarvis chides, “His patience had to run thin eventually, though I admit it took longer than expected.”

“Must be that soft spot for Lycaons.”

"Must be." Jarvis stands and cracks his back, quirking a brow at him. "I hope there's actually a plan in that handsome head of yours, Poppet. He hasn't the tolerance for failure, even from you."

“Worry not my friend, I’ve thought it all through.”

–

The pair come up on the hive with its sprawling garden and moss that hugs up the side of it in practically no time at all, the entire time Jarvis would continue to poke and prod at his charge for his imminent failure, saying this or that about how fun it’ll be to spend the rest of eternity tied together as Agents of Thazilis.

Persep never bothers telling him a second time that it is all planned out, and eternal servitude was never on the itinerary. Exploiting a blindspot to the hive's souped up security system, he leads Jarvis to the expansive lake and accompanying forested area at the rear of the hive and then, much to the immortal’s surprise and annoyance, takes a seat behind the trees.

“What are you doing?”

“Our god's bidding?” Persep feigns incredulity, as he puts a stick of gum in his mouth and offers the pack up to him. “It’s lavender.”

"Mm. Keep this up and we're both in for it. Quite like my head where it's at, thanks."

“Trust me.”

Jarvis slaps the pack out of his hand with a curl of his lip, but with no choice, he slumps beside the clown.

"Only an imbecile would take you at your word, Poppet."

Persep grins.

–

Several uneventful hours pass with the two of them sitting among the weeds as different residents of the hive enter and exit their stakeout area before anything interesting happens.

Jarvis already found something else to occupy his attention by the time the third human to walk out there was not the one they were looking for or the kind he uses for his own personal fun, he lays back fully with a handful of leaves slowly but surely turning into small weaved basket in his attempt to stifle his boredom.

Persep says nothing when their mark meanders onto the scene.

Blue hair pushed back by a purple headband, a face that says he is fed up with the world, and the most identifying marker, sigils of Thazilis, the same ones Jarvis sports, peppered along the back of his neck.

What an easy runaway to find.

The unfortunate boy walks over to the lake and sits at the edge with a foot dangling over it.

Persep pulls himself to his feet, a smug grin on his face as he watches his prey swing his foot idly over the water, and casually starts his walk toward him.

There are a lot of things to be said about Persep Lycaon.

He is a monster, he is cruel, and everything he has ever done has only ever been in the interest of furthering his own goals.

His steps hold no urgency, he saunters on casually.

There has never been a single person, troll, human, or otherwise that he has ever considered to be his equal.

He is narcissistic.

He has a god complex.

But above all else, Persep Lycaon has never played fair.

“Hey Zeke!” He calls out, projecting his voice in a way that even calls the attention of his indisposed custodian. Not just in volume, but the pure joy that replaces the usual calm cadence of his intonation. “What’s up?”

Zeke’s head snaps up at the sound, and at the same time, Persep activates his voodoos.

They make eye contact.

Zeke wordlessly pulls himself up to his feet and starts walking in his direction.

“Atta boy, you really are helping me out here. In a big way.” Persep coos, uncharacteristically. 

There is a bit of a delay, however, a lag in Perseps commands and how his new puppet responds to them. It might be that Zeke’s access to divinity, as much as he’s had, makes him more resistant to the power. 

Better beat a hasty retreat, in that case.

“Thazilis has missed you something awful.”

Persep returns to his companion in good spirits, smug satisfaction rolls off of him in waves.

Jarvis stands and stretches, his leaf basket abandoned in favor of inspecting the shell that toddles behind the purple blood.

“Color me impressed, Poppet.” He breathes, ghosting a hand over the marks that decorate Zeke’s neck. “You did something right.”

“Naturally.”

Momentarily Zeke rips apart from Persep’s control, regaining enough of his own agency to lean away from the touch and just let out a blood curdling scream, at the top of his lungs. His words are intelligible, but cause the Agents to flinch back and cover their ears.

How annoying Divine Intervention can be, a splitting headache begins to drape over Persep’s mind.

Just as soon as the yelling starts it is over and Zekes falls silent again, this time with his mouth clamped shut.

“How irritating,” Persep grits and reaches over to flick his forehead. “No more of that.”

“Consider the compliment rescinded.” Jarvis says, propping his hands on his hips.

“Do you know how many Gods are swimming around in there? Give me some credit.”

They are not afforded the opportunity to really get into the argument, when a great beam of light appears in the back door of the hive. The light’s vague person shape causes Jarvis’s eyes to widen. Persep hardly reacts, leaning forward to pick up both the pack of gum and the abandoned leaf basket.

“Jarvis,”

“Poppet?”

“It has truly been a pleasure working with you,” Persep looks up from where he leans over and Jarvis makes the same mistake as Zeke, looking directly into his purple glowing eyes. “But someone has to take the fall for this.”

His tone is apologetic, purely theatrical, and Jarvis falls silent the same way that the other puppeted human did.

“I figure it goes like this – Diollea will busy himself with you while I find a way to break Ezekiel here of that divine hold of his.” He straightens out and pats the immortal on the cheek. “I’ll come back and get you. I promise.” He says and turns to walk deeper into the forest while Jarvis starts walking to surrender himself to the glowing God.

[scarlet-fantasies]

Being Best Friends With Zeke HCS

::Description::

Zeke as your best friend and just him being a handful.

::𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬:: cringe

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡

𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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© 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑡-𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑒𝑠 // 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙, 𝑟𝑒𝑢𝑠𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠. 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒. // 2021-𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.

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If I’m being honest this is the most obnoxious friendship to ever exist.

He’s known you for way to long and is sooo quirky.

Like you see the text messages? That’s how crazy it gets between you two.

He always gets so philosophical and you sometimes just get so fed up with his bull want to tell him to shut up 😂 mostly bc you know he’s just trying to troll.

Although he means well.

As you’re best friend he knows everything about you and you vice versa.

Like he knows everything, dates, crushes, ex’s, all times you feel like you’ve failed, your accomplishments, and even your most shameful moments.

He even remembers something as dumb as you tripping over something from two years ago.

“Remember when you tripped over my math book?”

“How do you remember these things?!?” You’d complain.

He even remembers things like your middle name, the teachers you’ve had and even something dumb like the first two words you exchanged when you got to know him.

He’s very detail oriented on pointless shit and it’s just funny.

Aside from this he’s very corny and quirky as we can see with the text messages.

He makes a lot of dumb jokes as he likes to get on your nerves.

It’s always fun to him.

Even if he acts like he’s offended by your insults he actually lives for them.

And he just loves you.

Though he acts like a dork/asshole he’d do anything for you.

Something he likes to do is take photos because he wants to hold a lot of memories and let me tell you, you’re in a lot of these pics.

I could literally see him vlogging and he just randomly involved you in it somehow because you’re his bff.

He believe it or not he is able to cook so he’d probably make cute things with you like the snowman pizza.

Mostly cause he likes cooking and making arts and crafts.

He’s a softie too

He surprises you a lot sometimes it’s gifts and other times it’s just something crazy happening like one time he brought home a bunch of ducks and then swim in the sink.

Which yess was cute but you had no idea why he brought them all or what to do with them.

He also will look though Pinterest to get craft ideas and just do a bunch of like diy stuff.

And always tries to get you to make it with him.

He loves cooking so he randomly makes things sometimes. You also sometimes ask him to cook instead of you bc he’s good at it. Plus on bad days or your birthday he’ll make you your favorite food.

He does steal food from you. Because he believes in the “what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is yours” shit. So it can be annoying which is why you take his jacket with you when your going for a run, steal a shirt, use his laptop/phone for something, and sleep on his bed. Food wise, you make spicy food because he cannot handle it, which gets him off your back 😂

He probably is good at baking or cooking so he sometimes asks you to be his taste tester.

On a bad day he brings snacks and sweets you love.

Takes care of you when you are sick because what are friends for.

Sometimes goes shopping with you and gives advice especially if you’re going on a date.

“I think blue looks better, says a lot more about you.”

“It’s just a color.” You’d say confused.

“Guys don’t see it that way.”

“Guys don’t? Or you don’t?” You’d joke.

If you are near Eren’s age or seem like the kinda girl he’d date you’d best believe Zeke is shipping you two hardcore.

He’d try to get you to hook up and start dating.

One time, he asked you what you thought about him during one of your movie nights when you two were having a snack.

“Hey, what do you think about my brother Eren?” He’d ask, looking at you a little serious.

You’d shake your head looking at him, “Mhh, No, no.”

“What? I’m just asking.” He’d say playing dumb.

“No, Zeke.”

“No but seriously, you two would be cute together.” He’d insist.

“I don’t like him like that.” You’d say.

He’d sigh, “One day you kids will realize it.”

He’d try to scheme the two of you together it just really doesn’t surprise me at all.

Personally Zeke doesn’t seem like the kind of person to have feelings for a girl he his friends with.

However if he and his bff have been friends for over ten years and she’s able to still put up with him he may just end up liking her.

He has thought about it before but pushed it away because he thought he was thinking too much.

If he ended up liking you he’d end up telling you which would be a shock to you.

It would be like those text messages where it says I’m freaking out.

But this doesn’t mean you’re friendship would really change.

You’d still have plenty to laugh about it.

You’ll still be listening to his obnoxious theories and questions about the world at 3am while you’re trying to sleep.

You’ll still participate in his crazy games that he comes up with and put up with all his other antics nonetheless.

People have told him he looks like Jesus and he actually tries to use it as an excuse.

“I saw that.”

“Shut up.”

You once scent him a text saying Jesus crist but it auto corrected to Jesus Crispy.

And he’s never quit ever since.

@sp00ksic0la @bubs-world

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[usagirln12003]

Erwin Smith: Hogwarts AU

Erwin Smith is a Pureblood wizard that was born on the 14th of October 1960 and started attending Hogwarts on the 1st of September 1972, being sorted into Slytherin House.

He has a Beech wand with a Dragon Heartstring core.

His Patronus is a White Horse.

His favorite subject is History of Magic and his least favorite is Care of Magical Creatures.

He was one of the Slytherin Prefects of his year and later Head-Boy.

Erwin was a complex man, portrayed as serious, calculating, and always planning far in the future. While he trusted his men, he was the first to realize that there was a spy interfering within the Ministry, and was able to come up with a reasonable criteria to determine which of his men to trust with vital information, and which to keep in the dark. An eloquent speaker, Erwin was able to sway many people, such as the tribunal held to judge Eren and the other Hogwarts students into choosing which field of work to be in.

Erwin was often seen as a very grim individual. He accepted all news, good or bad, mockery or praise, with the same stoic attitude. His ultimate goal was for the wizarding world to once again rise up and become the dominant population over the muggles, a goal he was willing to sacrifice anything for, such as when ordering everyone to save Eren even after being caught in the jaws of a dragon, resulting in the loss of his right arm.

He shared this unique stoic quality with men such as the Head of the Magical Accidents and Catastrophes Department Dot Pixis, ministry worker Ian Dietrich, and the Head of the Magical Law Enforcement Department Darius Zackly. As Armin Arlert put it, Erwin, like the aforementioned three men, had the ability to send his men to die if it would further the cause of humanity. He and they would sacrifice their own humanity in order to bring change to a world where those who cannot sacrifice things important to them will not change anything. Since he was able to make such commitments, he was a master strategist, shown multiple times through actions like capturing the capture of a dark witch and leading a group of trolls to distract the dark wizard that kidnapped Eren so they could save him.

However, behind his front of assurance and single-minded determination, Erwin still held his own personal ideals and questioned his own motivations. Following the rebellion, he admitted he understood his audacious actions and questioned constantly if what he was doing was the right thing. Darius Zackly and Dot Pixis were also privy to this, with Zackly hypothesizing that Erwin did not truly care about the wizarding world's best interests, and Pixis openly accusing Erwin of caring more about his own life than the survival of the magical world as a whole.

These views of Erwin proved, in the long run, to be true. During his final missions, when faced with the prospect of sacrificing his own life in order to defeat Zeke Yeager, Erwin proved reluctant to act, even considering abandoning his comrades for a slim chance of reaching the basement. Only after being coerced by Levi did he reveal his strategy. He cared more about discovering the secrets hidden in Eren's basement and finally proving his father's theories correct - possibly as a means to alleviate his guilt for the part he played in his death - than he did about retaking the lost territory of Godric's Hollow. His dream of understanding the world was so strong that he confessed to Levi that he considered it more important than the victory of humanity.

This selfishness should not, however, be mistaken for heartlessness. He felt great remorse for sacrificing countless others for the sake of his ambitions, admitting to Levi that he felt their fallen comrades watching him, waiting to see what he would do with the lives that they dedicated to him. This had rendered him suicidal; only his obsession with learning the truth about the world pushed him forward. Furthermore, despite his desire to understand the truth of the world being stronger than humanity's victory, Erwin made the selfless decision to go charging in the front lines alongside his men and sacrifice the chance of knowing what was in the basement, effectively abandoning his dream.

[saphushia]

Quite frankly trolls r obscenely fun to draw

[corner-stories]

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Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!

I fully believe that, in all my years of fic writing for fandom, this one lil 800 word Jeankasa one-shot called "Wishing For More" is my Magnum Opus.

This was in the era where the Marley arc was happening in the manga but SNK was on people's mind because S2 and S3 came out. While pics of Reiner looking depressed/hot and Zeke memes dominated most of the fandom, I was in that little subset of people wondering what tf the Island Devils were up to.

And remember, this was months before the reveal of the post-timeskip Scouts so I had no idea what anyone looked like or how the characters changed after 4 years.

I fell into the category of people who believed that Jean and Mikasa became some flavour of lovers at one point or another so that's where Wishing For More came from.

The entire plot is just Jean and Mikasa spending time together in a room at an inn and Mikasa observing the scars he sustained from the Retaking of Shiganshina. I liked the concept of writing characters with various scars back then and I like it now.

At the time I had this whole lil scenario where the Scouts were stationed at an inn for weeks and were just told to be on standby, so unless they were needed they were largely left to their own devices. It lead to me writing a lot about Jean and Mikasa either seeing each other a lot in the hallways of the inn or spending time together in their respective rooms.

All I could assume about Mikasa at that time was that she was wrangling with the mess of emotions that come with realizing your childhood BFFs will succumb to the Curse of Ymir in 8/13 years, as a result she's more on the quiet introspective side bc her thoughts are constantly plagued with what the meaning of life is if it can end so cruelly.

And this was definitely what started me on my "Mikasa deserves to be happy" agenda because post basement reveal I could already anticipate that her life would just get more distressing from that point on.

Is it a surprise that I was compelled to write her finding comfort in the arms of the hot funky horse man? Or write a scenario where she sees the collection of scars on his shoulders and back before gently running her fingers across them? Or have her slowly realize that unlike the resident Titan Shifters, Jean is a normal human who can't heal from traumatic injuries?

Anyways, thanks for the ask bc I've read too much JK hate on twitter and needed a palate cleanser. And also thanks to everyone who kudos'd and commented on the fic over the years. It means a lot to me, especially now since I'm starting to trolling comments on my fics. Y'all are the real MVPs.

[better-off-crazy]

I like that were more divided on the ladys and its not just a steamroll. Lol.

So whos ready to vote for Townsfolk!

Most All the familys are together cuze otherwise there not enoguh room for em all.

Try to be impartial for this one! Or dont you do you.

I feel like putting Yan up here is just gonna end up with troll votes. But im still curious. If it turns out that way ill just do it again sans Yan.

If you do vote for him i want your justification for that.

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[IMAGE ID: an reference sheet of Zekeil Ahabus. The main image is an unshaded fullbody of a troll with one hand on his hip and the other doing a piece sign. He half-lidded eyelids and undereye lashes and double helixical horns. his hair is in a ponytail visible underneath his ears. His ears are elflike, pointing in the upper middle. He has gauges and a lock is in one of the holes with an arrow pointing to it saying “optional enrichment”. He wears a grey jacket with a pink hood, dark grey pants, and black converse. His nails are also painted green.

The next image is labeled “alt. symbol (technicallly not canon) and is on the bottom right. It’s a lime whirlpool like shape with a time symbol drawn in the center of it.

The final image is on the top right and features a simplistic headshot with his hair down and circular bottom-rimmed glasses. It’s fluffier than shown in the fullbody and is labeled “just past shoulder length.” END ID/]

first up we got zeke!