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i-bite-children Ā· 1 year ago
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guess how old i am
put a comment on how old you think i am
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wakeup01 Ā· 3 months ago
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hi i would love if you could transform me into your stupid foot slave.
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ā€œWhat do you want to be in life?ā€ I ask you as we relax at my place at the end of our date. You give a rather non committal shrug as I peel off my socks and rest my feet on the living room table.
ā€œHuh. No career ambitions? Artist, scientistā€¦cleaner?ā€ I smile at you as you approach and sit across from me, scrunching your nose slightly while the scent of my feet wafts over to you.
ā€œNā€”no. I guess not.ā€ You reply sheepishly, your eyes leaving mine as they lower to my large feet.
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ā€œIā€™m sure we can find your place in life. You probably have lots to give. Talented at many things. Such asā€¦cleaning.ā€ I sway my feet back and forth on the table as I watch your eyes follow them. ā€œJust keep watching.ā€
ā€œHuh?ā€ Distracted, you donā€™t even look away. My feet and their movements were utterly fascinating. ā€œIā€”I donā€™tā€¦ā€
ā€œCleaning.ā€ I repeat bluntly. ā€œI bet youā€™re good at cleaning.ā€ Your back bends as you naturally feel yourself lean forward, your head lowering slightly as my feet take up more of your vision. I hear you take a tentative sniff, your eyes glazing over.
Cleaning.
ā€œClā€”cleeaning.ā€ You slur as a bit of drool slides from your mouth. I give a little snicker as I witness you lick your lips. Your head begins to sway along with my hypnotic sweaty feet. Mirroring itā€™s motion. The smell at this point was incredibly overpowering, burning away your feeble inhibitions. My feet are fucking your mind, my toes pushing to the back of your skull. Reshaping your soft brain like playdoh. Back and forth. Back and forthā€¦
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ā€œSee, Iā€™m not so much looking for a ā€˜boyfriendā€™. Too much maintenance. But Iā€™m sure we can find a use for you. Cleaning clothes perhaps? Maybe bathroom cleaning? No. Cleaningā€¦feet.ā€ I look down and validate you with a smirk.
Cleaning. Feet.
ā€œFoot cleaning. Yes, yes I think thatā€™s your place in life. A mindless foot cleaner. Cleaning my rank feet. Youā€™re very skilled at it.ā€ I assert, placing my hand on your head and guiding you closer. ā€œItā€™s okay. Some of us are meant to improve the world, some of us are meant to be productive members of society. And some of us, some of us are meant to lick the space between menā€™s toes.ā€
ā€œIā€¦no. Please.ā€ You plead as your face enters my feetā€™s gravitational pull. The musk flowing up your nose and swimming around your emptied, foot fucked mind. They smelled just as you suspected they would, of feet. Your attention is captivated by a bead of sweat on my sole. It didnā€™t belong there, there on my perfect feet. You feel an impulse growing. A need. You needed toā€¦needed toā€¦
ā€œClean.ā€ I answer for you. Making everything suddenly fall into place. It just made sense. ā€œClean my stinky feet.ā€
You shudder, any hint of resistance fading in an instant. Your mouth obediently opens and your tongue glides down the length of my sole, picking up all the sweat and grime that gathered from our long walk. The taste is sour and foul but for some shameful reason, that stirs your cock. You didnā€™t want this, but not wanting it made you so unbelievably hard. My feet had successfully hypnotised your mind, conditioning you to kneel at the mere sight of them. Seeing my sole was the only trigger needed for your mouth to water, for your thoughts to dissipate. For you to become no more than a rag to wipe my feet clean.
ā€œAlways glad to see someone enjoy their job so immensely.ā€ I bend forward and pin a little badge to your shirt. The two words printed on it in basic typeface describe your entire existence ā€˜Foot Cleanerā€™. Now no one, including you would be confused about your role in life.
ā€œCweeann siiir.ā€ You moan with a mouth full of my flavourful foot cheese.
I laugh above you, flexing my arms as you perform your job. ā€œGood boy. Good foot cleaner. Lick every inch until theyā€™re glistening with your saliva. Arenā€™t you happy I helped you find the height of your aspirations at the bottom of my feet. Dumb idiot.ā€
ā€œYusss, thank you sir.ā€ You wanted to be a good obedient boy for master.
ā€œShut up and work.ā€ I shove my feet into you, rubbing them across your face. ā€œI expect my feet to be spotless slave. You will be here every evening from now on to fulfil your duty. And then you will pay me for the privilege like the pathetic foot slut that you are.ā€
Do I make myself clear?
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totallyawesomearu Ā· 1 month ago
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binge read all new x-men (2015) in less than 24 hours. damn, i truly ate that up. the angstā€¦šŸ˜»šŸ˜»
ngl i must have zoned out at some point coz i canā€™t remember what happened in between the things that really affected me but STILL. wow. iā€™m in shock.
not sure what the general consensus of the opinions of this comic was, but i had a blast.
i loved idie and evan!!! need more of them ASAP what the hell. bobby had a really good side plot too. idie had a scene where she was fighting someone but pleading with God and damnā€¦that is forever engraved into my mind. and the transition to warrenā€™s inner dialogue??? on that note, since when did i love warren? i mean ok, i always LIKED him but seriouslyā€¦recently heā€™s been really appealing and i donā€™t even know why. ALSO this comic making me like hank is INSANE?!?! i used to love him, went thru an era of hating himā€¦and i guess iā€™m back to liking himā€¦? finally, the reason i read this comicā€¦SCOTT ANGST!! oh my gosh. also, canon neurodivergent scott??? YUSSS!!
UGH this was such a good read.
iā€™m kinda rambling but yeah. iā€™ve started this comic SO many times in the past few years but this is the first time i ever finished it. iā€™m so glad.
shall i read inhumans vs xmen next?? wasnā€™t ever on my list but iā€™m sorta intriguedā€”
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pokemenlovingmen Ā· 1 year ago
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Okay!! I was able to counter act the links being funky in my app by opening your blog in my mobile browser!!!! so I was able to read your rules n stuff so now I can finally request (yusss!!! also, I saw the "ingo,,, again" under the PLA characters you write for and it made me think "ingo 2,,, electric boogaloo" heheheh. also yeah fuck kamado, all my homies hate kamado)
okay, could I please request a lil drabble (if you only do hc's thats fine of course! I just couldnt find it clearly if you only do hc's) of Adaman taking care of a reader who is on bed rest and healing? the exact stuff of how and what is up to you, for me its more so the comfort and caring side, not so much the angst side (so like, nothing thats like "omg reader was near death" pls?). gender of the reader I dont mind, just do what youre most comfortable with and yee!! thank youuuu
Hi youā€™ve been such a kind supporter Iā€™m sorry it took me so long to get to you!! And yeah. Fuck Kamado. That exile would have been my villain origin story if the game gave me more agency, I swear to god.
And conversely, we love Adaman. They put him in pokemas and my quality of life has improved significantly <3
Oh and Iā€™m sorry about the lack of clarity of what I do! I do only HCs, but at the level of detail I canā€™t stop myself from including, theyā€™re kinda like a weird fusion between drabble and headcanons.
Healing Takes Time ā€” Adaman x M!Reader
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šŸ’Ž ā€” Hisui is a dangerous place and injuries ranging from minor to severe are all too common. So Adamanā€™s not exactly a stranger to presiding over loved ones on bed rest.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Doesnā€™t mean heā€™s good at it, though.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Mai reminds him that the slow passage of time is just as important as things that happen in the quick, efficient manner that he prefers as well. Itā€™s not a slight from Mighty Dialga being displeased, itā€™s just the nature of time. But he canā€™t just stand around when it comes to your health! Yes, rest takes time, heā€™s aware, but all this waiting feels the same as doing nothing to him.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Mai basically has to keep him away from you constantly because heā€™s always fretting over you, which is definitely sweet of him even if itā€™s not exactly helpful, but it is funny to watch the cartoonish shenanigans of Mai trying to constantly shoo Adaman away from the medical tent.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Even if what youā€™re recovering from isnā€™t serious, youā€™d never be able to guess that from how he behaves.
šŸ’Ž ā€” He essentially becomes your primary nurse and seldom lets you out of his sight if he can help it (thanks to Mai being the reasonable one, he usually canā€™t).
šŸ’Ž ā€” Once things calm down though, after the first two or three days when your recovery progress is becoming quite apparent, heā€™s less frazzled and more willing to leave you be. He just canā€™t help that impatience winning out, though, sometimes.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Heā€™ll be there to help you with maintaining yourself while you rest, sitting beside your futon while you recover, brushing your hair so you donā€™t have to, keeping a fresh cold compress on you at all times if the problem is that youā€™re sick and feverish, changing your bandages if itā€™s an injury, all that.
šŸ’Ž ā€” If youā€™re okay with it, heā€™ll also happily bring his Leafeon to see you for some good old fashioned grass-type aromatherapy. I know Leafeon canā€™t actually learn the move aromatherapy, but itā€™s clearly made of plants and must have some kind of floral/herbal smell.
šŸ’Ž ā€” And since we know he is a house husband in the making guy with an interest in cooking, you bet heā€™ll be bringing you all manner of home-cooked meals.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Heā€™s so dutiful, oftentimes he doesnā€™t go back to his own tent for the night and will instead fall asleep on the cold floor next to your futon.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Adaman is very sure to keep you abreast of all goings-on in the clan, usually nothing much of interest, but he does uncharacteristically bring you all sorts of gossip. Itā€™s not that he likes to gossip, but while youā€™re bedridden he canā€™t think of much to entertain you with so this is what heā€™s settled on. And also he probably would like to vent his multitude of frustrations with Melli specifically because you just know 3/5 instances of drama involve some kind of category 5 Melli moment.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Once you start to recover and leave your bedridden state, heā€™s still just as present as he was before.
šŸ’Ž ā€” If it was an injury heā€™s always making sure youā€™re not overexerting yourself, and if itā€™s something that happened to your legs, heā€™s volunteering to help you walk around so you donā€™t put too much pressure on the injury.
šŸ’Ž ā€” For illness heā€™ll always be on your case about taking whatever medicines/remedies you were instructed to, because your recovery has already taken ages (to him) already, and heā€™s not sure he can bear seeing you sick for much longer.
šŸ’Ž ā€” Regardless of the reason youā€™re bedridden, heā€™ll always give you a kiss on the forehead when he enters the tent and before he leavesā€”though if youā€™re sick, he musters the self control to wait. Ideally he can keep that up, but he might get a little impatientā€¦ oh well. He needs to remind you how much he loves you, and if he ends up getting what you have, he knows youā€™ll care for him just as dutifully as he did you.
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mosneakers Ā· 1 year ago
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Brick: Whataya think, Wolfie? You think ole' Monty boy is gonna kick me out of the pack?
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Wolfegang: Certainly not. Montgomery just wants to discuss the importance of pack diplomacy with you. We're better as a team, and let's face it, you've been a huge asset to our team, Brick. Montgomery knows this, and providing you report to him soon, as requested, you'll have nothing to worry about.
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Brick: Bro, I will soon okay? I've just been real busy and shit. I've been talking to the baby mama and she still hates my guts but I think she's going to let me see my kids soon. I need to focus on that. And... [voice trailing off] whoopin' Greg's furry ass... Wolfegang: What was that? Brick: Nothing... Wolfegang: [Smells nearby vampire, sighs] Well, it is what it is. Anyway Jak, it's getting late. I better be getting you home to your mama, she'll be wondering where you are.
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Jak: AW!! But I wanna stay for another round of tug-of-war with Brick! [Tail wagging]
Brick: Look, little man... tomorrow okay? I guess I have a visitor tonight. Wolfie's right, you need to get home.
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Brick: I know you're there. Still stalking me, I see.
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Sandra: And you're still stalking the feral wolf who lives alone in the woods... Brick: You know, you're annoying as hell but it's still always good to see you.
Sandra tries to resist a smile, but fails.
Sandra: How many times are you going to lose a fight to him before you realize you're being dangerous and stupid? You're not focusing on your family.
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Brick: Actually, you're the one who's stupid. Sawyer said she might let me see the kids this weekend, so...
Sandra: You're not ready. You clearly can't control your temper yet and you're extremely impulsive.
Brick: Bro how am I impulsive? Sandra: Is that a serious question? You've spent all summer living in a tent on a mountain, you fought a feral werewolf and lost multiple times, and even though you should be focusing on your family and your pack you've been acting as the bartender's personal therapy dog.
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Brick: OH... You're jealous, ain't you? Sandra: [Scoffs] Brick... sometimes you are just so.... intolerable. Brick: YUSSS. I KNEW IT. Look, I can control my fury, okay? I'm gonna fight Greg, right after I get back from meeting up with my baby mama and my kids. I wanna try to make things right with her.
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Sandra: [Sarcastically] Great. I'll clear my schedule to step in when you inevitably lose your cool. Brick: [Shouting as Sandra walks away] You don't have to do that!
And if you're a My Darling reader, you already know... things in fact, did not go well. As told by Sawyer.
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One such example of the difference between "Good" and genuinely bad form vivziepop/Hazbin Hotel Fans that drive everyone to hatred, is that are those of us who are absolutely avoiding the leaks and want fuck all to do with that shit and will block you if you so much as mention it to us, and can afford to do such a thing as a fully matured adult audience with lives and interests outside of just constant cartoon consumption....
And then there's genuinely off putting pigfucker bitches like petitprinces1 who are so sloppy they can't be bothered to find a header that isn't a moving gif with the freaking "AMAZON" logo still attached and they're just like:
"Erm....Yusss.....x3 I seen da leaks.....x3 Nope wont spoil anythin' even tho im answering asks abt it right the fuck now n' addressing Viv herself like shes in da room w me rn anyway KUDDOS Viv i did NAWT see dat 1 cumming!!!! x3 If da rest of u who put the dumb in fandumb literally want lil' ol' meh, ur reigning princess of stupidity, to send u the leaks so u can potentially spread them moar bein an idiot like i am plz DM meh cuz u kno ill delete u if ur dumb enough to actually ask in a reply id rather if u ask me to spread the leaks 4 u in meh DMs if ur gonna ask 4 leaks cuz im not a regular fandumb mom im a 20% COOLER fandumb mom!!! x3 Im so cool that if u ask me for leaks in my replies I GUESS....... ill prolly just delete ur comment instead of just blocking u like everyone else would bc im different and *i* have no boundaries and *i* dont know *HOW* to block ppl!!! x3 i also apparently wrote DISNEY JUNIOR FANFICTION at one point when i was in my late late teens/early early 20s which would imply i went directly from *THAT* to HAZBIN which explains a lot about me dont it? x3 ANYWAY HMU VIA DM IF U WANT ALL DA SEASON 2 LEAKS!!! x3"
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Like gurl ...
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Like, gurl...
Fake arse fan here to stress real people out just like like all the shitty clickbait bros here only you're a little Candace Owens about it it...
Speaking of Candace...
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Uh, once again, my name is NOT "Hearts" and yes the fuck I did Ashface Snitchdale, again, it's free internetz, it's my hot blog and I do what I want, and yo' mama's been blocked for over 4+ years even before she tried and failed to troll me via block evading on anon... I just use an incognito now sometimes when I wanna roll my eyes because my block and stayfree options get broken and I'm forced to perceive she exists and re-block her anyway, keep scrollin'!
Oh and again, it's not "a real double edged sword" or whatever the fuck fandumb centrist bullshit that petitprincess1 is spouting as she's helping spread the leaks to people and let us be very fucking black and white about this okay? Okay. READY? I DON'T CARE! :D
If you indulge the leaks or help spread them, in public or in DMs... You are not a true fan... You are a fake fan... And you need to delete and leave the fandom!
If you: "Feel bad for being happy or excited over something that was so devastating for the crew and feel guilty for finding joy or even 'relief' in those leaks 'because of the results' of the US election.." or whatever the fuck bullshit excuse you made up to help you feel better or whatever... I'm paraphrasing because I don't fucking care what made you do it ... You SHOULD feel bad, you SHOULD feel guilty... You are not a true fan, you're a fake fan.... You not only need to delete and leave the fandom, BUT, you should feel even WORSE for confiding all of your bullshit to the tumblr fandumbs biggest bullshitter, Leeanne, (petitprincess1) someone who should've deleted her online presence years ago for presenting and behaving with all the tackiness and immaturity a of young/republican Trump Supporter anyway... THERE I SAID IT, and I'm probably not the only one too! I mean Viv herself is like... The cutest lil' Scene Kitten/Drunk Girlie at the party who actually thought Coconut Charli XCX Lady would win while raving to that Practical Magic Margarita Song all night long while making Actual Margaritas ...Those of you of you who've actually indulged the leaks and spoiled yourselves for ANY reason are selfish and entitled (as I always knew some of you were) and should be ashamed for doing that to her! You are not true fans. You are not one of us. Leave the fandom.
To think I once called out petitprincess1 for stealing my friends shit and running them off the internet and block evading to further harass me and now I'm calling her out for being complacent and helping spread leaks of the second season of Medrano's entire show! I was going to make a sort of Deep Cut TMI (for some of you people, not for me..) joke about how me and Leeanne ("apparently") shared "the same" Blorbo in the "Lion King" fandom albeit in two entirely Different Eras of Fandom ( mine being the superior one) but I think all of the obvious caveats and quotation would imply how I don't even so much as acknowledge disney junior shit as canon and because I don't watch shows meant for toddlers and therefore it's not the same fandom and not even the same "blorbo" at all and then I got angry and went on the other, more important, vent session because, yeah... It really did all just come down to one big, full circle of bullshit with her this time, didn't it? I'm truly done!
Like, bye bitch I'm never tipping your lolcow again.
Speaking of tipping... She's probably never actually paid an artist in this fandom or brought any actual art in like a while has she? No.
I peek at her blog to see if she posted her playbill if she even paid for one and I find something so much worse.
Oof.
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kudosmyhero Ā· 1 year ago
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Legends of the Dark Knight (vol. 1) #137: Terror, part 1: The Blood-Bat
Read Date: January 19, 2023 Cover Date: January 2001 ā— Writer: Doug Moench ā— Penciler: Paul Gulacy ā— Inker: Jimmy Palmiotti ā— Colorist: James Sinclair ā— Letterer: Kurt Hathaway ā— Editor: Andrew Hefler ā—¦ Harvey Richards ā—
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**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers
Reactions As I Read: ā— (cover) Hugo's head sticking out of the water like that amuses me greatly ā— (pg 2) that sleeve is pretty damn skintight if we can see Batman's veins ā— (pg 3) not a single word of dialogue or narrative yet. very refreshing, considering all the 60s stuff I've been reading! just some sound effects and beautiful art ā— (pg 4) waaaaait, what's going on here? ā— (pg 5) ha! I didn't expect that when "Batman" turned around!
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ā— (pg 10) I guess there are pros and cons to going after the sellers or the buyers first ā— (pg 12) Batman doesn't kill, but he'll light your ass on fire ā— "Flamethrower's effective, but too extreme." - Ya think? ā— (pg 14) Howdy, Gordon! ā— Batman and Gordon at the scene where Bat-Hugo Strange killed a guy ā— (pg 15) Gordon is still a captain ā— Gordon looks great here:
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ā— (pg 16) Gordon: I hope you're wrong. / Batman: I'm not. - Batman is nothing if not self-confident ā— (pg 17) I'd forgotten entirely about Strange's, um, significant other ā— (pg 18) a little info about Strange's victim: Sebastian Cole, a widower left with profound grief trauma after the death of his wife. Awwā€¦ poor guy :( Underwent 3 years of therapyā€¦ with Dr. Hugo Strange. ā— wtf are Catwoman's boobs doing? ā— Two-Face, Scarecrow, and Joker are still "safe and unsound" in Arkham ā— Strange got himself some fake credentials--"Victor Absonus"--and just landed a job at Arkham Asylum ā— he is interested in meeting Jonathan Crane asap (yusss Scarecrow!) ā— he's meeting with Crane and has put him under hypnosis, and he's giving him a handful of straw every time he visits ā— aaaand he's reawakening Scarecrow from Crane's psyche ā— šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
Synopsis: A man in a Batman costume enters a creepy-looking house which sits secluded on a small hill. He moves into the bedroom upstairs where he kills an old man using a dagger with a bat-shaped hilt. The murderer is Hugo Strange and his revenge on Batman has begun.
At night, Batman is busting some drug dealers and he takes them down using his Batboat. Though he is successful, he warns himself not to go overboard with all his new gadgets. When he sees the Bat-Signal, Batman meets with Captain Gordon who shows him the murdered old man. The dagger and a bat painted on the wall with blood is making it a little too obvious that someone is trying to frame Batman. Both men argue that Hugo Strange may not be dead after all. Indeed, Gordon later finds out that the victim named Sebastian Cole unterwent three years of psychiatric therapy with Hugo Strange as his doctor.
While Batman also goes after Catwoman who draws more and more attention because of her increasing number of burglaries, a disguised Hugo Strange begins his new job as psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. His first patient is Scarecrow and using hypnosis Strange tries to eliminate the fear Jonathan Crane has regarding Batman ā€¦
(https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Legends_of_the_Dark_Knight_Vol_1_137)
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Fan Art: DDF2013 - Day 5: Hugo Strange by BloodySamoan
Accompanying Podcast: ā— Batbooks for Beginners - episode 10
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crusnikroxas Ā· 2 years ago
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The one scene in DEISY where Sans and Papyrus are tending to the MC after Flowey messed them up. Just the raw hope they put into the healing magic made it for me.
Awww yusss šŸ„ŗ It was a scene that I knew I'd have at some point from the very start of the fic - but with how the concept of magic slowly developed as I wrote, it came out with a lot more meaning. I'm really happy that it did! šŸ˜Š And of course, I'm still developing how much magic is connected to the soul, and from that, you as a person, so I guess it's only gonna get deeper from here! ā˜ŗā™„ļø
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moonage-gaydream Ā· 9 months ago
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yusss except I personally wouldn't get a piercing... idk I guess I just have low pain tolerance loool
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Pastel Rainbow Heart Drop Earrings
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wakeup01 Ā· 8 months ago
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Easy
What? Thanks bud, but iā€™m good.
Iā€™m just not interested, dude, youā€™re not really my type. You really thought I was that ā€˜easyā€™? No, not in this lifetime. Ugh, too much confidence can be a turnoff you know. So stupidā€¦but fine, I bet you canā€™t change my mind. Go on, do your worst.
You want me to watch this? Oh, you think you can hypnotise me into having sex with you. Youā€™re just gonna snap your fingers and Iā€™ll drop my pants. Sure. Like Iā€™m dumb enough for that. Good god. Yeah yeah, so Iā€™m watching. Breath in and out, I get it. And again. Whenā€™s the part where I become a drooling moron? Ha.
Repeat? Sureā€¦Iā€™llā€¦Iā€™ll humour you. ā€˜Repeating is easyā€™. ā€˜Saying yes is easyā€¦easyā€¦.easy.ā€™ Yeah, I guess thatā€™s nice and I feel a bit relaxed but that doesnā€™t mean anything. Your voice is just kind of relaxing. Relaxing. Relax.
Noā€¦Iā€™m not saying thatā€¦Iā€¦Iā€¦saying yes is easy. Easy. Easy. ā€˜I obey.ā€™ ā€˜I obeyā€™. Obey.
*yawn*
Are we finished yet? Eyes are feeling heavy. Heavy. Can you just admit that you failed? Failed. Failed. After all, youā€¦you canā€™t change my mindā€¦mindā€¦mind. Canā€™t changeā€¦easyā€¦
Easy
Yes sir. My mind is open and ready for your words.
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Twenty minutes laterā€¦
Gosh sir. You were soooo right, I was such a silly brat. I dunno what I was thinking saying no and stuff. Thank you for showing me that pretty spiral. It made everything go all fuzzy, but like in a good way. I just feel so agreeable! Gawd, Iā€™m soo easy. Heehee. Hot? Like, totes. Youā€™re super hawt sir!
Definitely, good boys do lisp. Yeth, they canā€™t help ith.
Ummmmmm. You want me to bend over like thith? Sure! And spread my huge butt, yep! Easy. Hm. Head feels kinda light. Yusss, it needs to be stuffed with cock and cum! Wow youā€™re so smart sir. Trueee. Like, I would never of guessed that. I can be thuth a airhead. Butā€¦uhh. Can you pwethse help? I promise to swallow. Thanks! Uh huh, I can bounce on that!
Mmmmmmmm. Aah. Youā€™re so biiiig! Breed me all you want. Fill my empty brain with your perfect cock. Teach me a lesson. Use me. Iā€™m easy! Iā€™m all yours! Sir!
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Thuuuck!
Yum. You taste amazing! Oh right, I need to lick your fat nuts clean. No probs. A ā€˜cum dumpā€™ tattoo? Of courth sir! Anything for you sir. I agree, itā€™ll look cute right above my hole!
Iā€™m a good boy.
Iā€™m easy!
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saltylords Ā· 3 years ago
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So there are gonna be free pulls for the anime airing... 240 of them..... damn!
Not only that, but they also have a shop for magical girls that appear in the anime! So if the coin prices are still 200 for a 4*, thatā€™s at least three 4* you can get from this gacha! Not including using 60 pulls to get to pity a third time! I chose a really good time to make an alt account!
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Oh and I guess ranked mirrors is on again. Yay...
But I guess that means I can get two slot Sudachi! So thereā€™s that I suppose! Remember, charge is the name of the game... yup, Iā€™m screwed!
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that-cheer-up-anon Ā· 3 years ago
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I slept over at my little sister and apparently when I sleep talk I'm very clear and can say complex words like doppelganger.
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bongwaterbunny Ā· 8 months ago
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lmao i love her so much
ANYWHOS.
this is durge (ik ik), high elf fighter (they/she/spawn)
i kinda sorta based her off of jade from victorious so yk
just. attack. shes like lev 11 so she can attack 3 times, then she has the ability to do a double attack n she can attack a total of 6 timess per round
they have an axe!!
astarion
gale (i chopped his hand off n sold it to the trader in the grove <3)
FUCKING. SCLERITAS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT.
karlachs dance moves
definitely the slayer form lmao
theyll do anything for astarion. like seriously will kick a baby for him to approve
i forget which voice i picked but its kinda breathy?? i dont hear her talk as much since she ate the astral touched parasite so im guessing that messed up her vocal cords lmao but it made astarion look so fed up
blood. sm blood. elephant detective blood.
everything? girly doesnt know the meaning of humble
boning a vampire
be a dick or be hot (astarion, karlach, orin, mizora, laezel)
be nice or be smart (gale, shadowheart, wyll)
best is probably killing orin, worst is the tiefling party
LAEZEL LAEZEL LAEZEL she has such a girlcrush on her omg
YES she hates the mystery
astarion, karlach, laezel, shadowheart n wyll, she bragged about killing alfira
opennnnnn, its funny to see shadowhearts reaction lol
murderer <3
yusss
whatever her butler gets her ig
either orin or alfira, prob alfira
yep, she didnt kill astarion
I DID regret killing gale, but they did NOT
Get to know your Dark Urge!
It's time to get to know your Durge! Below are some "get to know you" questions about the current or favorite Dark Urge of anyone who would like to participate. As always, feel free to skip any questions that donā€™t strike your fancy or apply to your character by marking them with an ā€œXā€.
I cant wait to get to know your characters!
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General Questions:
What is their preferred combat style?Ā 
What is their favorite weapon?
What (or who) would they do anything to save?Ā 
What (or who) would they do anything to destroy?Ā 
What keeps them up at night?Ā 
What brings them peace?Ā 
What is their greatest asset?Ā 
What is their achilles heel?
What does their voice sound like?Ā 
What do they smell like?
What do they take pride in?Ā 
How would they spend the last night of their life?Ā 
How does someone get on their good side?Ā 
How does someone get on their bad side?Ā 
What is the best and worst memory theyā€™ve formed since they escaped the Illithid ship?Ā 
If they could change their ancestry and choose to live another life, would they? What path would they take?Ā 
If they had the option to restore their lost memories, would they?Ā 
Which companion was the first to learn of their dark urges? How did this individual find out?Ā 
Are they secretive, or open about their dark urges? Why?Ā 
In the words of our resident bag o' bones (Withers), there are two paths the Dark Urge must choose from: "the heart of a savior," or "the mind of a murderer." Which path does your character take?
The Heart of a Savior:Ā 
What is the cost of resisting their dark urges? How does resistance impact them over time?Ā 
How do they find the strength to resist their dark urge?Ā 
What are their motivations for resistance?
To their memory, have they ever succumbed to their urges?Ā 
To their memory, have they always taken the path of resistance, or did something change their mind?Ā 
The Mind of a Murderer:Ā 
Do they succumb to the urge of free will?Ā 
What do they gain from taking a life?Ā 
To their memory, which kill did they most savor?Ā 
To their memory, have they ever resisted the urge?Ā 
To their memory, have they ever regretted taking a life?
Is there anything else you'd like to share? Feel free to include art or a screenshot of your Dark Urge if available!
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Tagging:
@baldursgrave69 , @feraelancunin , @coolseabird , @sleepymrshmllow , @sardoniqueen101 , @xxjester420xx , @taversgate3 , @lilly-frost , @tavsboots , @coolseabird , @yesistolethisurl , @jerirose , @mymilkprince , @haeluin , @whenwindwhispers , @kissupandshutme
And anyone who would like to participate!
Text divider credit @saradika
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tazzykiki Ā· 4 years ago
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Whoever makes the menus for dvds, and like puts whatā€™s basically a music video and some cool ass graphics for the options, may the universe bless you.
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disemboweled-fish-pastry Ā· 3 years ago
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Yusss! Finally I found that one and only picture that can be found in the game of Yoosung blushing!! I was trying to find it on a loading screen that I had seen a couple times, but thank you to whoever ripped the game! I was able to recreate the sprite in the higher quality render. ; v; Yes, blushing Yoosung! He doesn't blush not one time while you're on his route! ; __;
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Why is this important? Damnit, it just is! It's for the mental fuel! and any potential editing fuel! I also made a version from the Valentine's episode. chichichi~ -but admittedly kinda doesn't fit very well somehow.... In my opinion. I guess because he's more subdued and calm in his slightly older age. Maybe?
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heymrspatel Ā· 3 years ago
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fanworks creators self rec! when you get this, reply with your favourite five fanworks youā€™ve made, then pass on to at least five other creators.
jujubeeee! i guess i should stop feeling sorry for myself and answer this ::CRINE2::
i also got this stupidly cute ask from @squidyyy23 and @you-are-so-much-better-than-that and @sleepyfacetoughguy i love you all! thanks for encouraging me to pat my own back šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™
here they are in no particular order because i can't do that to them, they're my children! *clutches pearls in outrage*
little spoon ian! the beginning of tummy!!! all of us collectively losing it at that little freckly belly! (more to come btw!)
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cozy husbands in matching socks! ianā€™s last photo being a tomato! (are you guys getting the gallacrafts zine? maybe keep this baby in mind šŸ˜‰šŸ¤­šŸ¤«)
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it's animated!!! woowee! this is where i started picturing and building on their life in their apartment. cute mugs! cozy blanket! wedding photos! yusss
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HENRY MY LOVE MY LIGHT MY BABY CHILD! remember when i ventured in to fanfic fanart! taking waaaay to many liberties on that tattoo sleeve? but needing to show the love and care and LIGHT on baby henry's face? @iansfreckles i love you!
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stargazing? nah. the stars, theyā€™ve got nuthin on the blues and greens they stare at every day. the night breeze, nothing compared to a temple kiss. the cushiony grass, absolutely nothing compared to your husband's shoulder.
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