#Youtube Broken

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

[taylornation]

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[ghosts-and-glory]

okay i saw your cult of youtube au and I had an idea for kallamar

What if he plagiarized shit. idk it just feels like a kallamar thing.

and when the lamb calls him out he pulls out the ukulele apology video and starts crying

I CANNOT GET THE THOUGHT OF KALLAMAR GETTING THE UKULELE OUT OUT OF MY HEAD.

This is it, this is the worst fake thumbnail I’ve made so far. Genuinely, drawing Kallamar over Colleen Ballinger, had me repetitively getting up and walking around my room thinking about how I got here in my life.

I’m still dying on my “Kallamar having one of those shitty doctor YouTube channels” hill, but he definitely takes mad shortcuts and steals shit from others.

[blackkatdraws2]

[Achromatic Loop AU] アゴニー (agony)

[This is a promotional post for my Youtube.]

[nekojaf]

@youtube

Lunar and Earth show was assumed to be a scam and had their entire channel taken down right when they hit 100k in VR CHAT?! (⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)

Whether or not that was the reason there is literally no excuse to take down such a wholesome show. It is a million times cleaner than many many channels out there. They are trustworthy.

Please look into it! I love this show and all the people involved making it are inspiring! Look at the actors! Look at their sad faces! THEY'RE TRUSTING YOU YOUTUBE!!

[tswiftupdatess]

🚨 The ''ICDIWABH'' music video will premiere on YouTube in 5 MINUTES! Make sure you tune in!

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Loser Baby

So the thing is, tonally John Constantine is probably not a great match for Danny in lighter funnier fics

Don’t get me wrong, John can have his lighter moments, especially in crossovers, and he’s got a sense of humor

But

Hellblazer lore is dense and weird, but more importantly it’s DARK

Like, extremely

John is a deeply traumatized man, people around him get hurt, he spent three years inpatient at a psychiatric facility. There’s a story line where he’s a homeless alcoholic who makes friends with a rent-boy and shows a grim reality of life on the street, substance abuse, addiction, and sex work. It also ends with John’s demon blood eating the face off of the King of Vampires who happens to look like James Dean

That’s not even getting into the serial killer plot or the multiple trips to hell

Sins of the Father involves John being forced to confront the soul of his father in hell, a man who was terribly abusive and blamed John for the death of his mother who died while giving birth to him, which given information revealed during this comic turns out to be very misplaced.

However, makes him a good fit for a “Jack and Maddie are Bad Parents” fic, and/or a dissection fic

And it would basically play out like “Loser Baby” from Hazbin Hotel

Because it is a shitty situation. Coming to terms with neglect, the trauma of them rejecting him for an aspect of himself he can’t change Phantom Planet does not exist and the emotional and physical trauma of a dissection, and then being homeless and having to find a way to survive on his own

But John can empathize and understand

His own trauma may be different but he gets it, can relate to it, and can say “mate, situation is fucked to all hell but you don’t need to be alone because of that”

And that’s not even getting into the trauma of dealing with supernatural weirdness, which frankly they would both understand pretty well

Just two traumatized people bonding and saying “yes, we may be damaged goods, but we’re not broken and we aren’t alone”

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

"You've been broken and reformed..." "Do you really think a monster like you could be a Voltron Paladin?" "Crystal Venom " lives rent free in my head. Shiro spends that episode making so many exceptionally distressed expressions.

[pinktrashgoblin]

Funny what difference a small change can make.

AU of the AU, this is Darker Paths. Basically, BM but the heroes are also evil and also a crime-found-family. Sabre leads it of course.

oh also I have a YouTube channel now lol, I posted the speed paint there :fire:

FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING BTW

[epicthemusicalstuff]

How to listen to Epic in order!

[syn0vial]

today on "extremely depressing conversation routes most of us will never see bc we're incapable of being cruel to video game characters": you can force astarion to become part-illithid in horrifying fashion, stripping him of the bodily autonomy he's potentially spent 3 acts building.

first off, i believe you get these options after transforming into a part-illithid yourself? if you let astarion take it first, he's actually eager to take it bc he doesn't fully understand what it does and, well... he's stupid (affectionate) like that. if you take it first and then later approach him about it, he'll have a better idea about the transformation it entails and refuse before you can even ask the question:

at this point, you have two options to "convince" him to change his mind.

option #1: force him to relive his memory of being entombed alive by cazador for an entire year and imply it will happen again unless he transforms.

option #2: roll to intimidate him by implying that you'll do worse to him than cazador if he doesn't accept.

on a successful roll for either of these options, the outcome is the same:

you break astarion into going through with it against his will. like i said, horrifying :(

[skyshard13]

broken vessel, speedpaint below

[bubblehead-02]

i made a thing

[utilitycaster]

"STEM is more important" "humanities are more important" actually the absolute best SF novels the ones where the author learned a bit of a science (either physical or social) and decided to go fucking wild with it

[joelletwo]

[VD: takasugi messy journey of vengeance gintama amv set to hayloft ii, with gintama-typical flashing, violence, and eye trauma]

yes the gun is (every char around him and also) gintoki. yes i painstakingly made that utsuro lipsync on purpose

[edit: OKAY YAY! on youtube with lyrics in CC]