#Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots

[lem0nite]

♪ You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch ♪

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[starr-angelofnarnia]

In the spirit of Christmas

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Musk Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Musk I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a vile one, Jr. RFK You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Jr. RFK Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mrs. Green You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mrs. Green The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Mr. Gaetz You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Gaetz Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Trump With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Trump You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce

[angst-buritto]

The Who’s down in WhoVille: 🎄🎶“You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,

You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!”🎶🎄

The Grinch: “Hey Now-”

Who’s: 🎄🎶 “You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!”🎄🎶

The Grinch: “damn, ouch”

The Who’s: 🎄🎶 “You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!”🎄🎶

The Grinch: “well that’s just uncalled for!”

The Who’s: 🎄🎶 “You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!” 🎄🎶

The Grinch: “😤”

The Who’s: 🎄🎶 “You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!” 🎶🎄

The Grinch: “How dare you-”

The Who’s: 🎶🎄 “You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!”🎄🎶

The Grinch: “THAT IS IT! FRUCK YOU ALL A FRUCK YOUR CHRISTMAS!! NOBODY GETS CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR YOU ALL ARE ASTHOOLS!!”🤬🚫🎄

[proxylynn]

🎶You're a mean one, Mr. Horner. You really are a heel! You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Horner. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Horner. Your heart's an empty hole! Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Horner. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Horner. You have termites in your smile! You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Horner. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Horner. You're a nasty wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Horner. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Stink! Stank! Stunk!" You're a rotter, Mr. Horner. You're the king of sinful sots! Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mr. Horner. Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled-up knots! You nauseate me, Mr. Horner, With a nauseous super "naus!" You're a crooked dirty jockey, And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Horner. You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!🎶

[The Jack that stole Christmas.]

{I love the idea that Jack hates the holiday but can tolerate it as long as he gets things...despite not giving back of course...But goes full Grinch/Scrooge the moment he feels he's not anyone's main priority.}

i'm trying to fight art block _(:3」∠)_

[winwin17]

Morrigan needs to change her summoning Wunder song to a slightly tweaked version of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from the animation of Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," except change all the places where it says Mr. Grinch to say Mr. Squall instead. It would be perfect.

Consider:

"You're a mean one, Mr. [Squall],

You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. [Squall]!

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. [Squall],

Your heart's an empty hole!

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul,

Mr. [Squall]!

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. [Squall],

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness

of a seasick crocodile, Mr. [Squall]!

Given the choice between the two of you,

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. [Squall],

You're a nasty-wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. [Squall]!

The three words that best describe you are as follows,

and I quote,

'Stink, stank, stunk!'

You're a rotter, Mr [Squall],

You're the king of sinful sots,

You're heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots,

Mr. [Squall]!

Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr [Squall],

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a crooked dirty jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss,

Mr. [Squall]!

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!!!"

[queen0funova]

You're a mean one, Mr. Ghetsis,

You really are a prick!

You're as cuddly as a cacturne,

You're as charming as an eelektrik, Mr. Ghetsis.

You're a bad nanab with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Ghetsis.

Your heart's an empty hole!

Your brain is full of spinarak,

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Ghetsis.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Ghetsis.

You have grubbin in your smile!

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick krookodile, Mr. Ghetsis.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick krookodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Ghetsis.

You're a nasty wasty skuntank!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is truly dank, Mr. Ghetsis.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:

"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Ghetsis.

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato berry splotched

With moldy purple spots, Mr. Ghetsis.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Ghetsis,

With a nauseous super "flaunt!"

You're a crooked dirty jockey,

And you drive a crooked bouffalant, Mr. Ghetsis.

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!

[timelord985]

You're a mean one, Conquerer

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Conquerer

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Conquerer

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Conquerer

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Conquerer

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Conquerer

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Conquerer

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Conquerer

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

"Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Conquerer

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots, Conquerer

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish

Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Conquerer

With a nauseous super "naus"

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Conquerer

You're a three decker sauerkraut and

Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

Wow! Just replacing Mr. Grinch with my name. How Original. /s

[lspiritomb]

You are mean ones, Salmonids You really are some heels You're as cuddly as cactuses, you're as charming as deep sea eels Salmonids You're a bad banana bunch with a greasy black peel!

You are monsters, Salmonids Your hearts are empty holes Your brains are full of spiders, you've got garlic in your souls Salmonids I wouldn't touch any of you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot roller!

You are vile ones, Salmonids You have termites in your smiles You have all the tender sweetness of seasick crocodiles Salmonids Given a choice between the two species I'd take the seasick crocodiles!

You are foul ones, Salmonids You're all nasty sea hares Your hearts are full of unwashed socks, your souls rot the air Salmonids The three words that best describe you all are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"

You are rotters, Salmonids You're a kingdom of sinful sots Your hearts are dead tomatoes splotched with moldy purple spots Salmonids Your kind is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Salmonids With a nauseous super "naus"! You are crooked jerky jockeys and you all drive crooked hosses Salmonids You're a buffet of three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwiches With arsenic sauce!

listen I have but one desire for Frosty Fest,

[fyon-luna-13]

You're a mean one, Mr. Agreste

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Agreste

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Agreste

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Agreste

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Agreste

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Agreste

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Agreste

The three best words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

Stink

Stank

Stunk

Mr. Agreste

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse

Mr. Agreste

You're a toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You're a rotter Mr. Agreste

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.

Mr. Agreste

Mr. Agreste

Mr. Agreste

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

Mr. Agreste

----

This is his new theme song now.

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as insults directed at the grinch in “you’re a mean one, mr. grinch”

ARIES: The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!" TAURUS: You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce GEMINI: You have termites in your smile CANCER: Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk LEO: Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots VIRGO: You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel  LIBRA: Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots SCORPIO: You're the king of sinful sots SAGITTARIUS: You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile CAPRICORN: You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss AQUARIUS: Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul PISCES: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

[hitchell-mope]

You’re a mean one mister Hook by the sisters rotten

Mal: You're a mean one, Mr. Hook

You really are a heel

Evie: You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Hook

Both: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Mal: You're a monster, Mr. Hook

Your heart's an empty hole

Evie: Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Hook

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

Both: You're a vile one, Mr. Hook

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Hook

Mal: Given the choice between the two of them

I'd take the um

Both: seasick crocodile

Evie: You're a rotter Mr Hook

Mal: You're the king of sinful sots

Both: Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots

Mr Hook

Evie: You're a three-decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

Both: With arsenic sauce

Mal: You nauseate me, Mr Hook

Evie: With a nauseous super nos

Mal: You're a crooked jerky jockey and

Evie: You drive a crooked horse

Both: Mr Hook

Evie: Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Mal: Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Evie: Assortment of disgraceful rubbish imaginable

Both: Mangled up in tangled up knots

Mal: You're a foul one, Mr. Hook

Evie: You're a nasty wasty skunk

Mal: Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Evie: Your soul is full of gunk

Both: Mr Hook

Evie: The three words that best describe you

Mal: Are as follows,

Evie: and I quote"

Mal: Stink

Evie: Stank

Both: Stunk

[lilyspond64]

like "youre a mean one mr grinch" is fine. theyre calling him mean. valid criticism.

"you really are a heel" ok we get it, hes mean.

"youre as cuddly as a cactus" what the fuck

"youre as charming as an eel" why are you comparing him to a snake like fish rn chill out

"mr grinch, you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel" this is such a fucking diss why is this whole song such a harsh diss track on the grinch

"youre a monster mr grinch" ok this is just an asshole thing to say

"your hearts an empty hole" again is this really necessary

"your brain is full of spiders" ok so youre attacking all his internal organs now. are you calling him stupid or something. or like, evil??

"you've got garlic in your soul" tbh this is tame. garlic isnt evil or bad or rotten its just pungent and rather tasty. garlic soul sounds awesome.

"mr grinch, i wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole!" wait is this like a "you're physically disgusting and dont bathe so i dont wanna touch your filthy skin" or is it saying he gets no bitches

"you're a foul one, mr grinch" ok i think its the filthy one unless this is foul in a more figurative way

"you've got termites in your smile" what does this MEAN did you just make up a random gross bug to live in his teeth. do they eat the teeth like wood? ok so he has bad dental hygiene. how does that speak to his morality.

"you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile" ur so mean :( crocodiles are trying their best ok. ok but fine this is a fair criticism. not loving or caring i guess.

"mr grinch, given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!" i mean so would i, crocodiles are awesome. but like was this really necessary. you made your point.

"you're a vile one, mr grinch" ok another synonym of foul. you think hes gross. damn

"you're a nasty wasty skunk" ok so he smells bad. sorry he smells bad i guess. his bad for not showering. or something. that's why you hate him, hes not an asshole, rude and mean, destructive. hes stinky. damn.

"your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, mr grinch." im assuming this is metaphorical and that these gross things speak to his morality and demeanor and not his literal physical stench and toxicity. hes not fun to hang out with. ok but why. explain.

"mr grinch, the three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote "stink, stank, stunk!"" YOU'RE JUST CALLING HIM STINKY IS THIS SONG JUST TELLING HIM HES STINKY OVER AND OVER tbh the grinch being mean and mad all the time makes sense everyone is so mean to him like some people smell im sorry

"you're a rotter, mr. grinch" like a rotten person im assuming. ok youve said this move on to your actual point

"you're the king of sinful sots" what does sot mean and ok so i guess hes sinful. ok. what are his sins. why are they sins. is the sin that he smells. is that the sin.

"your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots" these metaphors are so descriptive making them hurt so much worse

"mr. grinch, your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!" this literally breaks your syllable count on purpose you just wanted to say fuck you real hard like calm the fuck down did he kill your whole family

"you nauseate me, mr. grinch" if i didnt know any better id say this is cause hes evil and fucked up and you cant stand his actions. but no i think he just smells bad and that makes you nauseous. fair i guess but its not worth a whole diss track

"with a nauseous super naus!" thats not a word you made that up specifically to shit on the grinch. hasn't he been through enough

"you're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, mr. grinch," is this calling him a scammer, liar, and cheater? is he a scam artist? this is a weird way to say it and also not a thing he does in any incarnation but if he is then that's a fair criticism

"mr. grinch, you're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!" this is the last line of the song and I STILL HAVE ZERO INFORMATION ON WHAT HE DID ALL I KNOW IS HE SMELLS BAD AND HAS BAD HYGIENE!! IT SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE NOT A DISS TRACK ASSHOLE

why are they so mean to the grinch

[did-you-forget-i-was-here]

You're a rotter, Laughing Jack. You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Laughing Jack!Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in Tangled up knots!

Thank you?

[fantasytwinksandhijinks]

You’re a Mean One

[Verse 1]

You're a mean one, Mr. Blink

You really are an eel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,

Mr. Blink

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

[Verse 2]

You're a monster, Mr. Blink

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of ‘science’, you have bullshit in your soul, Mr. Blink

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

[Verse 3]

You're a foul one, Mr. Blink

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of an Emil in denial, Mr. Blink

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the

Emil in denial!

[Verse 4]

You're a vile one, Mr. Blink

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Blink

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

[Verse 5]

You're a rotter, Mr. Blink

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Blink

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

[Verse 6]

You nauseate me, Mr. Blink

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you’ve got a crooked cock, Mr. Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Another parody song written by Mod H. Sung by Chim, this is their Vicious Mockery towards Lamia after a night of drinking around the holiday season.

[gigglincactus]

How Ardyn stole Crystmas

You’re a mean one, Mr. Ardyn You really are a heel You’re as cuddly as a cactuar, you’re as charming as a flan, Mr. Ardyn You’re the man with a breath of malboro stew

You’re a monster, Mr. Ardyn Your heart’s an empty hole Your brain is full of hundlegs, you have a putrid purgy soul, Mr. Ardyn I wouldn’t touch you with an anak calf being used as a pole

You’re a foul one, Mr. Ardyn You have daemon goo in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a dreadful gargoyle, Mr. Ardyn Given a choice between the two of you I’d take the dreadful gargoyle!

You’re a vile one, Mr. Ardyn You’re a nasty wasty uncle Your heart is full of salt and rocks, your soul is full of fungal, Mr. Ardyn The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote “Drink, Drank, Drunk”!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Ardyn You’re the king of sinful thots sots Your hair’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Ardyn Your soul is a foul place overflowing with the most unimaginable Joinment of hate and power mangled up inside your thoughts!