#Your Fave

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

Nagito Komaeda 👍

N’agite Komaeda from Danganronpa got a Vasectomy!!

[yourfavinthebasement]

THE MUPPET JOKER is locked in the basement

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

Slime from Minecraft

MINECRAFT SLIME from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

[yourfavegetshitbyaconcretetruck]

hit Tango Tek from Hermitcraft with a truck

Tango Tek from Hermitcraft has been hit by the concrete truck!

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Taako Taaco from The Adventure Zone is Forklift Certified!

[ur-fav-is-at-the-pride-parade]

AM! From I have no mouth and I must scream! Is at the pride parade!

Requested by:me…this is self indulgent

[kayentokk]

shhhh just picture w/me for a moment

you’re in your shared home office and he comes and opens the door and stands there in the doorway all groggy from sleep and shirt halfway on backwards and lose pajama pants crooked barely covering his v-line from barely bothering to get clothed and hand scratching at his stomach and eyes slowly adjusting to the dawn sunlight of the room from the blinds you have open and the pout on his face at waking up cause you weren’t in bed with him :((((((((

and and you convincing him to go back to bed and that you’ll be back in just a few minutes since you just needed to something work related quickly and him not wanting that at all so he drowsily insists that he’ll stay with you but ofccc he’s to get you to just ditch the work ◔̯◔

so his beefy muscly tall ass comes and plops down on you and you shoulda expected it honestly but now you’re stuck tryna not die while he imposes his entire lazy weight on you but you gotta admit it’s cute his eyes closed almost all the way except for the small slits that stay open to glare at you his heads bobbing back and forth from him jerking in and out of sleep

you couldn’t focus even if you tried atp because one it’s getting hard to breathe and two even though you didn’t wanna leave the bed in the first place he’s really making you regret it so you go gently wake him to go back to bed together this time

and he’s dragging you albeit stumbling a lil by your hand back into your shared queen and he’s engulfing you in his entire body this time so you don’t get away again his leg over your hip and arms around your shoulders and and and-

[yourfavesaysfag]

The Operator from Marble Hornets says Fag.

[urfavesmenstrualcyclesarelinked]

Dr. Gregory House and James Wilson from House (2004-2012) have linked menstrual cycles!

requested by @piercedneckboy

[mommycity]

Satoru Gojo is a notorious tease. Without a doubt he flirts about how you two will be going at it later, or how he could take you right now if you want- he for real doesn’t care like that. Nonetheless, his bites do have bark: he will always follow up with some sort of action to prove his statement. He’s Satoru Gojo of course he’s always ready and willing. Biting your ear? Of course, Hugging your sides? Absolutely. Rubbing himself on you? Small fry shit. But his favorite form of flirting is frotting against you in public. It’s an even bigger power rush seeing your tip leak before his after your insistent complaining. His finishing move is the deadliest: pulling both dicks out enough so the tips touch. To outsiders it looks like a tight hug, yet the subtle roll of both of your hips says otherwise. “Look they’re kissing”, he says will slowing the motion of his hips. Gojo is a serious tease it might even land you some trouble one day

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

Vault Boy from Fallout got a Vasectomy!!!

[yourfavinthebasement]

LAWRENCE and ADAM are locked in the basement together

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

SANTA CLAUS got an abortion!

[yourfavegetshitbyaconcretetruck]

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint. Again.

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint has been hit by the concrete truck driven by Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint!

since hes been requested twice ive decided hes hitting himself

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Simon Snow from the Simon Snow Series is Forklift Certified!