#You’re sexy

[sneezarify]

There’s something so frustratingly sexy about someone who feels the need to leave the room or move very far away to finish their sneezing fit.

[marisatomay]

It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.

[paperpuzzles]

[intimatelyhungry]

let me treat you like the queen you are. 😘

[kasieli]

You know what they say: a spicy sketch a day keeps the doctor away 😉

[cosmoeticss]

Team Green this. Team Black that. Blah blah blah.

Have you considered that maybe I’m team sexy people? Have you considered that maybe I’m a whore?

[artashipatrick]

[littlestpersimmon]

Desire

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok that’s just a shot of Steve standing at their front door talking with someone you can’t see. You can hear Steve say, “Disrespectfully, Dan. I’m not doing to do that and if you ask me again, i’m going to walk across the street into your driveway, and then I’m going to break my own leg, and then I’m going to call my lawyer and sue you for all your worth. Get off my property.”

The caption says, ‘my husband is a bitch and I love him so much.’

[channelbomb]

“quick, channelbomb! you’re bleeding out!! what’s your type?”

“chris sturniolo wearing that grey zip up hoodie and the black and white shirt walking to the camera”

“chris sturniolo in that one car video in the black shirt and the chain bracelet where the lighting is amazing”

“matt sturniolo in the pink bear shirt”

“frank ocean in the she music video”

“chris sturniolo in the pirate girl shirt specifically that one mirror picture of him wearing it”

“matt sturniolo”

“chris sturniolo wearing wife beaters”

“matt sturniolo during summer 2023”

“chris sturniolo in the harley davidson jersey in the parking lot that one time”

“chris sturniolo in any video where you can see his jawline or his biceps”

“tyler the creator”

“chris sturniolo with a goatee”

“asap rocky”

“that one clip of chris sturniolo editors always use in that baking video where chris walks past the camera”

“tom welling in smallville specifically when his white shirt was wet”

“chris sturniolo in that one video of him in the blue hoodie”

“chris sturniolo in the video where matt was on the ipad”

“chris sturniolo”

“rapper!chris and frat boy!chris”

“boys with brown hair blue eyes sharp jawlines and nice lips and named chris sturniolo”

GRRR

[bakudekublogblog]

i’m obsessed with this panel bc izuku why are you flirting with him during a top secret save the world ofa meeting

[churchcrabs]

[grimalkinscribbles]

Nothing is quite as hot as struggling w the inner (bird) demons

[intimatelyhungry]

baby, guide my hand across your body. guide me to where you want to be touched. 😉

[lewmagoo]

oh god oh fuck

[yaolmao]

you’re my everything