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me looking at my phone when chris posts his beautiful ass face

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“quick, channelbomb! you’re bleeding out!! what’s your type?”

“chris sturniolo wearing that grey zip up hoodie and the black and white shirt walking to the camera”

“chris sturniolo in that one car video in the black shirt and the chain bracelet where the lighting is amazing”

“matt sturniolo in the pink bear shirt”

“frank ocean in the she music video”

“chris sturniolo in the pirate girl shirt specifically that one mirror picture of him wearing it”

“matt sturniolo”

“chris sturniolo wearing wife beaters”

“matt sturniolo during summer 2023”

“chris sturniolo in the harley davidson jersey in the parking lot that one time”

“chris sturniolo in any video where you can see his jawline or his biceps”

“tyler the creator”

“chris sturniolo with a goatee”

“asap rocky”

“that one clip of chris sturniolo editors always use in that baking video where chris walks past the camera”

“tom welling in smallville specifically when his white shirt was wet”

“chris sturniolo in that one video of him in the blue hoodie”

“chris sturniolo in the video where matt was on the ipad”

“chris sturniolo”

“rapper!chris and frat boy!chris”

“boys with brown hair blue eyes sharp jawlines and nice lips and named chris sturniolo”

GRRR

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how i feel when my fav mutuals like my posts

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“chris sturniolo is ugly and every edit you send of him to me proves my point”

-my best friend, january 23rd 2025, 5:24 pm

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okay NOW i can say this because more stuff came out. i posted something like this last night and then deleted it because i felt bad for the shit i said but honestly idgaf and this person deserves it.

sturniololuv08, FUCK YOU. you’re a HORRIBLE person. 28 willingly talking and flirting with minors is INSANE. that’s not even the worst thing you’ve done, somehow, because that’s genuinely repulsive and you should keep your relationship with minors strictly platonic. BUT YOU ALSO WRITE RAPE FICS!??? YOUR FICS MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP. they’re disgusting, abhorrent, egregious, gross, horrendous, nauseating, repellent, foul, and distasteful. i can’t put into words how much you utterly disgust me. i haven’t been here that long to get to read the fics when they first came out, but the fact you have gone this long getting away with that shit is beyond comprehension. and you think you can just take a hiatus or whatever IS STUPID!!! you’re a threat to others around you, and you honestly make me so mad i just had to go outside.

i’m typing this from my back porch, motherfucker. maybe you should try it to! i know people with full time jobs, kids, and normal lives who are younger than you. BITCH, SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A KINK, ITS A FUCKING CRIME, CUNT.

imagine you went through something so traumatic one time, and now you’re on tumblr because you like some youtubers, and THEN YOU SEE SOMEONE WRITING ABOUT THAT SAME EXPERIENCE YOU HAD.

consent is sexy! consent is the best thing you could do during that, and sex should be something intimate in anything and NOT INITIATED BY NO CONSENT LIKE IN YOUR FICS.

this is fucking disgusting and i never thought i would have to type out these fucking words, but seriously you make me so mad. the way you had those ideas makes my blood absolutely boil. and then thinking playing the victim will make everything better??? BITCH, FUCK YOU!!! we are fans of three guys who fight and laugh in a car every friday, but yet you had these sick and twisted thoughts to write smut about them, WHO ARE YOUNGER THAN YOU and DEFINITELY would not be okay with this either.

i hope you get toothpicks under your toenails and then you have to punt a boulder, i hope you wash your hair tonight (that is, if you even fucking take showers) and and your shampoo is ACTUALLY NAIR, i hope both of the sides of your pillows are burning hot, i hope you get banned off of every social media, i hope you never get a job because your digital footprint is so bad, and i hope you learn from your mistakes.

writing about rape is NOT OKAY. in any way, shape, or form. it’s a heartbreaking thing that happens to women and men worldwide and daily. it takes away their pride, confidence, and sometimes even their ability to get intimate with anyone after. and writing about it is truly revolting. i can’t even put into words how truly furious i am that you think that is okay to write about. i don’t hold back when it comes to shit like this. this is horrendous.

to my mutuals, followers, or even just other fans of the triplets who have been directly affected by this specimen, just know that i love you, i care for you, and you’re so brave for speaking out about it or even just go through it. i’m so proud of you. and you should never have to go through that.

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how i feel looking at any of the shit @darksturnioloqueen or @/sturniololuv08 posts because the bitch fills me with unbridled rage and abhorrence

“get that bitch off my stage, why is she still talking?? SHUT UP YOU FAT BITCH!!”

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okay chris.. i understand that some fans are upset about the fresh love drop, even though i lowkey thought it was cute, also like, it’s js valentine’s day u don’t need smth super special and fancy and u need to get that bag, so yes. but i have something for the next drop that will REALLY knock everyone’s socks off. i’ve been working on this design for ages. i’ve put my blood, sweat, tears, piss, and other bodily fluids into this design. i missed my child’s birth for this, and i was the one pregnant. call me shakespeare, the way i was relentlessly writing and cookin in this ho. i broke my dominant hand twice because when it cramped i would just slam it on the table to get it away, because i was so devoted on you making this design design for u dada…i hope you like it, my glorious king. i’ll see you tonight 😏😏😏🤤🤫🫣🤭🤗😉

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thanks for that tag!!

i only sleep in a t shirt and underwear soooo….

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me looking at the fans under at least 17 who say that they are sexually attracted to the triplets

WOAAAHH BRUH CALM YO HORMONAL ASS DOWN BRUH THEY DONT WANT OR KNOW U

(off topic but this picture is so hilarious i might make it my pfp)

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me to all my other frank ocean, tyler the creator, blood orange, asap rocky, childish gambino, steve lacy, odd future, the internet, devon hendryx, or daniel caesar loving moots

y’all’s music taste is superior to everything else i swear

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sometimes i look at a picture of chris and he looks so hot i just have to sigh and whine and keep scrolling 💔

like SIGGGH that will never be my man…

and you know what…?

that’s okay ❤️

no it isn’t

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thanks babes!

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tap in lovelies ; @bernardsbendystraws @slut4christopherr @chrisisadilf @throatgoat4u @imgoing-backto505 @chrisspussygang @whore4mattsturniolo

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chris and i are on the same wavelength.

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i hate the grammys

billie and clairo and madison were ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKKKKKKK the grammys all my homies hate the grammys

but i’m so proud of doechii and chappell they deserved it BUT AUGGHHHHHHH BILLIE NOOOOOOOO

this is clairo shade.

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mac miller i miss you mac miller you wouldn’t stand for this PLEASE COME BACK AND SAVE US MAC OH LORD

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yeah that’s right…yeah, chris start wearing those rings… yes…