#You think that stopped Boromir??? Hell no!!!
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the fellowship as roommates:
frodo: probably one of the best roommates out there. keeps to himself, tidy, does his laundry quickly and doesn’t leave it in the wash for a week. the company he keeps inviting over are weird though and you wish he’d stop obsessing over his jewelry. there’s a ring dish by the sink he’s always being funny about.
sam: he has to stop bringing plants home. the amount of dirt where there shouldn’t be is getting ridiculous. will make bread for the household though, and that makes up for it. does his dishes and all the dishes in the sink frequently and genuinely enjoys the task. took over the decoration and homemaking instantly.
merry: has a massive candle collection that would be fire safety issue. it not, however, a fire safety issue because merry never lights them. he has discontinued yankee candles and various limited edition scents. it’s his pride and joy and he doesn’t ever want to burn them because he wants to keep them forever. once pippin lit his maple-bacon soy wax triwick 1998 and merry went nuts. aside from that, pleasant company.
pippin: his parents pay for his rent because he couldn’t be bothered to pay it on time, and the tooks really, really wanted their son out of the house. do NOT go in his room. has not done laundry ever and does not plan to. keeps dirty dishes in his hamper and under his bed. keeps buying new forks thinking you won’t notice.
boromir: pays his rent a day early. handles the bills and finances and just tell you how much you owe. very respectful about your space in the fridge. does his best to be quiet past 9pm. he does, however, carve wood over the carpet and splinters have become an issue. he vacuum’s but it’s seriously becoming a problem. also keeps inviting these weirdos over who try and eat all your food.
aragorn: keeps tanning hides in the living room. is never home because he’s always at his girlfriends place. brought a dehydrator into the mix and the house always smells like meat because he’s making jerky. he will share it though, which is nice:
legolas: is mildly afraid of the bathroom. keeps clogging the drains with copious amounts of shed hair. uses your shampoo when he thinks your not looking. eats all of the good food, and small bites out of pretty much everything. tracks dirt all over the carpet and has a thing for fairy lights.
gimli: historic weaponry is NOT home decor and why the hell would you keep it over your bed. he has to have his own bathroom which he keeps very specifically (the amount of products he uses for his beard is unreasonable). generally tidy, gets weird about organizing things by color and type and would rather you let him do it.
gandalf: hardly a roommate. sometimes you wonder if he still is living with you and then he’ll show up after months of ghosting you with a random horse and a new-differently colored hat. and he will explain more about the hat than the horse. no, gandalf, we can’t keep a horse in the bathroom. our landlord will find out. please shut up about your new hat.
gollum: fresh fish keep being left on your counter on the first of each month. they’re very much someone’s goldfish that keep going missing. once, a parakeet was left in your sink. your lost socks keep reappearing on your couch. sometimes shiny rocks and coins are placed next to your phone at night. four months in there’s a scratching in your walls and this fucker pops out. he’s been living off of your scraps for nearly a year and thinks you two are best friendsies! <3 he tries to plea that he’s being paying rent. someone call the cops. (sam comes over and shoo’s him out with a broom. it’s frodos weird friend from college.)
#lord of the rings#lotr#jrr tolkien#lotr headcanons#legolas#gandalf#elves#jrrt#legolas greenleaf#samwise gamgee#frodo baggins#peregrine took#pippin took#meridoc brandybuck#merry brandybuck#gimli son of gloin#gimli#aragorn#aragorn son of arathorn#boromir#boromir son of denethor#gandalf the wizard#gandalf the grey#gandalf the white#gollum#sméagol#the fellowship#fellowship of the ring#lotr headcannon#modern au
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What do you think of the squishy wizard trope? Shouldn’t people that travel around and go “adventuring” have some baseline of athleticism?
So, we're back to a game design discussion, again.
The short version is, if it doesn't make sense to you, don't use it.
Squishy wizards are almost more of a gameplay consideration. If you have a game, and you're balancing ranged damage against melee damage, if your ranged damage units do enough damage, you can create a situation where melee damage straight up doesn't work. It's not viable. The 40k meme about the Tau comes to mind: “Sure, they suck in melee; too bad you'll never get there.”
If you tone down ranged unit's damage, that can easily create a situation where they become the ones who are irrelevant. Such was the experience of every level 1 Wizard in AD&D. Once in awhile, you can get into the perfect situation to end an encounter, but most of the time you're just biding your time until you get to level 5 and can learn to accidentally fireball your party's front line, but that is a long time from now.
If ranged units can do a lot of damage, they need to be fragile enough that you can remove them from the board. And the Tau comparison comes back to mind once again.
All of this combines to create a board environment, where melee fighters need to be tanky enough to get into combat and stay there. Ranged units need to be fragile enough that they can remove each other, deal enough damage to harass the melee units, without doing so much damage as to render them completely irrelevant to the board.
And, while you can build a story around that structure, you don't need to.
Gandalf isn't a fragile wizard. He's not some “book nerd,” who spent high school getting shoved into lockers. When the time comes, he goes toe to toe with a Balrog (or, the Balrog, whichever), and doesn't immediately die. He clearly manages to hold his own, in melee combat, with a massive monster. (In fairness, he's also not human. I mean, none of Tolkien's, “the race of men,” are conventionally human, but Middle Earth's Wizards are an entirely different race of beings.)
In a lot of games, solution is to give the frontline fighters a ridiculous amount of health. Now, I'm going to trash on D&D for a second, but consider that a 10th level Fighter should have somewhere around 94 - 114hp. Remember that critical hits represent some kind of significant injury. These are not just blows that connect with your armor and will leave a bruise, this is someone ran you through. Someone could crit on your fighter, with a long sword, and stab them in vital places at least 4, and probably 5 times, before it actually kills them. That's a comical amount of damage someone to suffer. (Now, granted, a 10th level character in D&D is basically a superhero. If you're thinking of Boromir's death in Jackson's Fellowship of the Rings, that is what it takes to put down a relatively high level fighter in D&D. Which is to say, hilarious amounts of abuse.)
If you signed up for that, cool. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not even going to tell you it's wrong. If you want to tear down a super-humanly powerful character through prolonged combat sequences, or due to attrition of multiple fights in quick succession, that works. I mean, hell, that's how DC killed Batman in the 90s.
If your wizard power fantasy is that a wispy intellectual gains cosmic power through hard academic study, cool. Again, that's entirely valid, and as I mentioned, it even fits into a power fantasy. If you were bullied as a teenager for your atypical interests, and habit of reading, here's a character that studies strange and esoteric subjects, and has real power as a result.
At the same time, it's entirely reasonable to have an averagely healthy mage, whether they study magic academically, or have some ingrained talent that they've honed, plop them down next to a veteran swordmaster who's fought in wars on nine continents with the scars to prove it, and while they may look a bit anemic in comparison to their buddy, is still in better shape than the average villager they interact with on a daily basis.
That's where I tend to land in all of this.
When you're creating characters for your writing, it can be helpful to assign them attributes. Now, I don't mean this in the literal RPG stat blocks. (I've tried that a few times, it doesn't really work for me.) But, just a few text descriptors (which, does sound like Fudge, come to think of it.) You might describe your mage as Smart, or Intellectual, Wise (or Absent Minded), Willful. You know, “wizard stuff.” If you describe your warrior as, Strong, Tough, Tenacious, and Cunning, you're not making the wizard squishy, you're making another character less squishy. A lot of the time, we set the base line by what other people are doing. It's reasonable to say your mage is less durable than your soldier. (Unless your mage has a reason to be that tough. Maybe they're from some frozen wasteland, and are just absolutely jacked from surviving in a hostile environment.) But, that comparison doesn't mean that your mage is deficient.
Now, on the other hand, frail characters can be interesting. You're taking out their ability to fight conventionally, so when they do start decisively ending situations, whether that's through their own creativity and guile, or sheer magical power, it can be very gratifying. And, to be clear, I am very fond of flawed characters, especially when they have to work within the framework of their flaws to find solutions, rather than just overcoming them through the power of love, friendship and mescaline.
When handled well, flaws are about creating limitations for how your characters can solve problems. These can also make your story more interesting. If you say, my character can't fight, (and you don't back down from that and just let them cheat so they can fight, because they're so goddamn special), they're going to need to find other solutions. That can result in a better, more interesting, and less predictable story.
-Starke
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I can't stop thinking about Aragorn, so I am back for more! :)
Could you write something about (fem)reader who's part of the fellowship and really close to Strider? When they split up to find Frodo after Boromir blows the horn, reader goes with Merry and Pippin and gets separated from Strider. After he finds out that the Uruk-hai captured them, he (reasonably) thinks she's dead. Later on (maybe in the forest when they meet Gandalf again) Strider sees her and confesses how much she means to him and that he was terrified he'd never see her again, or something like that.
Feel free to say no or change anything! I just love your Aragorn, so you were my first thought when this idea popped in my head.🤍
First, thank you SO much for your kind words, mean the world to me!!
And second, yes of course I love this! My fav kinda writing, angsty as hell with a heaping scoop of hurt/comfort!
Thank you for the request!
#aragorn x female reader#aragorn x reader#aragorn x you#aragorn fanfiction#lord of the rings#aragorn son of arathorn#the two towers#the lord of the rings#aragorn#gandalf#aragorn fluff#aragorn fanfic#aragorn angst#aragorn au#aragorn imagine#aragorn oneshot#aragorn one shot#aragorn lotr#aragorn elessar#aragorn blurb#strider x reader#strider x y/n#strider x you#strider fluff#strider oneshot#strider one shot#strider imagine#strider angst#one shot#imagine
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I just want you to know that while I am still a Shadow of War fan (and prob always will be tbh - mostly bc I think Talion's powers are interesting), originally I was "eh, they exist" where Boromir and Denethor are concerned, but you have turned me into a fan and I'm rewriting part of a fanfic I've been working on for 3 years to reflect this new reality. also I love your tolkien meta pls never ever stop
Mx Asker I have been delightedly watch you trawl through every inch of my lotr tags for three days now and it's brought me no end of joy and I AM EVEN MORE delighted to hear I've changed minds, send me the fanfic when you're done!! I mean hell, is it the worst tolkien adaptation by a country mile? Yes. Did I still 100% both games and very much enjoy myself? Also yes, you're so right the whole concept is almost agonisingly cool they should have hired me to write the plot tho like I would have fixed it all I tell you I WOULD HAVE.
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Sheesh! Azulon is such a spoiled brat, huh? 🤣
... Yes. He is.
Ngl, I rewatched LOTR's trilogy over the past three days and I was surprised by something in it that I immediately connected to Azulon. I've never seen anyone else draw this parallel with LOTR, instead I only ever see people in the fandom constantly comparing Azulon, intentionally or not, with Tywin Lannister.
... as far as I'm concerned, Azulon is Denethor. Full stop.
Even if you want to think the guy loved his firstborn? He was a twisted, pissy asshole who wanted to cling to power at all costs, that above all else, and his "beloved" son was his best means to achieve that. Hell, I'd argue Azulon wouldn't even be likely to have the "last minute awakening" that Denethor did regarding Faramir... but Denethor's behavior over Boromir is 100% the same as Azulon's over Iroh. "Oh, my perfect, glorious, wonderful son who can get everything right, and whose useless brother can't ever measure up to! I'm going to idealize you and give you all the privileges and glorious missions and pretend you could've achieved anything, while he was worth less than the dirt under your feet!"
So, yes, the way I write Azulon is so much closer to Denethor, specifically in terms of how he treats his family, than to Tywin Lannister and all the fandom's attempts to rationalize and justify his treatment of Ozai, all be it because "baby killed my wife". Worth noting? There's no solid evidence of that: Ilah is as good as a non-character, nobody knows what kind of relationship he had with her, Azulon very well could have used her as a brooding mare and nothing more, for all we know... but along with this? A bastard of Azulon's caliber, who helmed the Fire Nation's war for THE LONGEST PERIOD out of all three canon Fire Lords, does not need any greater excuses to treat his second-born like trash, much like Denethor didn't. :')
Of course, I take Azulon a bit further than most people by depicting his insecurities over his newborn granddaughter... I think there's no logical explanation for him to overlook Azula and be as unaffected by her as he's shown to be in Zuko Alone's flashback. She's a prodigy, she should be a useful weapon for him, at the very least...! And he's completely unconcerned with her. He actually shows more reaction to Zuko than he does to Azula. Hmm. Makes ya wonder, huh? :')
So yeah, I think there are many layers to how twisted Azulon is. Dude really took things to a whole other level of BS and kept doing it until the very end. Fandom can call me crazy as much as it cares to, but I don't think any grandfather who demands for the death of his grandson as a punishment for his second son's impertinence should EVER be given the "benefit of the doubt", or granted any excuses for this behavior just because Ozai was a shitty human being. Ozai sure was one: and he learned exactly how to be that way from daddy dearest himself :')
#azulon#anon#ngl I don't really know what the context of this ask was but#it came in handy to bring up the Azulon-Denethor comparison#no Ozai is no Faramir how he wishes he were#Boromir is also too human compared to Iroh so there's that as well#but Denethor and Azulon are disgustingly alike in how they treated their sons#to the point of self-destructing#all be it to fuck over the second-born#while putting the first-born on this impossible pedestal that he never truly embodied#so yeah tywin lannister-azulon is broke as fuck always has been#QuitTurningOzaiIntoTyrionChallenge2024#ultimately people only went there to pretend Azulon has some justification to hate Ozai#which is hilarious because#GRRM never ever has portrayed Tyrion as anything but a victim#always showed that Cersei and Tywin were absolute assholes to blame a baby for something that was completely out of his control#so pardon me if I find it pathetic that people pretend Azulon 'loving' Ilah or Iroh#somehow means his treatment of Ozai is justified because Ozai is 'bad'#newsflash Azulon is behind the most notorious instances of torture in the 100 Year War#that he didn't burn off Ozai's face doesn't mean he wasn't evil to the marrow#and him being evil as fuck does not mean that because Ozai was his victim he somehow isn't evil or a villain anymore#:') funny how hard this is for the fandom to grasp
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Do you know about John Boorman's terrible LOTR script that was never made into a movie ONLY because it would be too expensive? Well, in it, you have Boromir who decides to kiss Galadriel without her consent, and then Galadriel sleeps with Frodo upon meeting him and is then "diminished", but Frodo becomes "superior" to her.
Thank god that never happened; it is a massive divergence from the books, and it mistreats Galadriel as a character, but it was almost a movie.
So, the people who are horrified at the Elrondriel possibility within the show are simply ridiculous. Celeborn is not fleshed out enough in the lore to be scandalized on his behalf, why aren't they considering Galadriel's feelings and wellbeing in all of this? Elrond is RIGHT THERE, and the show has NOT explicitly explained the Elven custom of marriage, so let's see.
With the timeline compression, it'd make sense to omit both Celeborn and Celebrían. There is no time to stop the storylines to insert these NPC characters in after two seasons.
The Elves will have to fight Sauron's army, Sauron will have to distribute the Nine, he will have to forge the One ring too, you have Gandalf who will have to fight the Dark Wizard in Rhûn, throw in Tom Bombadil and the Harfoots trying to find a safe place (I don't like them, but they're there so what can we do), and of course there's the huge sordid drama in Númenor, and Ar-Pharazôn might even capture Sauron at the end of season 3 and bring him there. Oh yeah and Pelargir I guess.
Where the hell could they fit Celeborn? In season 4? Why the hell should I even care about him by then?
THANK YOU ANON!!!!!
I had no idea about that Boorman script, and honestly, now that I do, I’m torn between horrified and absolutely dying of laughter???🤣🤣🤣
I mean, really? Boromir kissing Galadriel without her consent? And then Frodo and Galadriel’s weird, off-the-charts "thing"????? WHO WROTE THAT- 😭 I think I’m going to need a moment to recover from the sheer madness of that plot. It’s like someone some random tropes in a romance novel and then thought, “Yeah, let’s do that to Galadriel!” But hey, thank the Valar it never happened—imagine the outrage if that came to life on screen!
Now, as for the "Celeborn come back" Brigade, I’m honestly starting to think they’re the ones who are in some kind of fever dream.
It's wild how they're acting like their marriage is the one at stake here.
They’re acting like Celeborn is the one who’s been wronged, when—let’s be honest—Galadriel isn’t even looking for him.
She’s over here, facing bigger challenges and dealing with Sauron, and they’re like, “But… but… Celeborn!” It’s honestly like these people would die on the hill of a marriage that’s barely been touched upon in the show. You’d think Celeborn was the main character at this point! Like, calm down, people, Galadriel’s priorities are a little bit more pressing right now than running off to find her "long-lost husband". But no, they’re acting like they need to send out a rescue party for him and force Galadriel to reunite with him at all costs, as if that’s her "only storyline in life".
And let’s be real here—when you take into account everything going down in the show, what is going to happen, where exactly are they planning on fitting Celeborn into all this? Seriously, with the epic stakes and chaos, you want to wedge in a character who, let’s be honest, has barely mattered in the lore so far?
It’d be like slamming on the brakes for a two-seasons or something detour to give Celeborn a little cameo. They’d have to put the whole storyline on pause just to reintroduce him—and for what?
A plotline that people are somehow obsessed with when they could just be letting Galadriel, a strong character in her own right, get her own focus?
Because somehow, "Galadriel is only valid when her husband is there"?
By season four, who’s even going to care about Celeborn? Galadriel's kicking butt and taking names, and suddenly, it’s like, “Oh, hey, here’s this guy, Celeborn, and, uh, he’s here for… reasons?” Nah. Let’s be honest, everyone would just roll their eyes, and then they’ll try to act like it was the most important plot twist of all time, when, in reality, it would be the most awkward thing they’ve ever tried to squeeze into an already packed show.
And the real kicker? The man who’s actually been here for ages and done all the heavy lifting, making significant contributions to Middle-earth’s history?
Elrond.
The guy who’s been around since the very beginning, working hard to save lives, wielding wisdom, and straight-up fighting to protect the world... that is the guy people need to start respecting.
But instead, what do we see? People acting like Celeborn is some kind of mythical god who’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to be crowned the ruler of Galadriel’s heart. Like, no, sorry, Elrond’s been right here, for real, doing all the work, but we’re going to pretend Celeborn is the one who matters? It’s honestly like they’ve got Celeborn up on some imaginary pedestal, and anyone who dares acknowledge the incredible Elrond is suddenly a villain in this love triangle.
Newsflash, folks: Galadriel isn’t waiting for Celeborn, and Elrond’s been holding it down since the start, and it’s time we give the man some credit.
It’s like they want to erase Elrond’s entire arc to push Celeborn onto a pedestal that has no business being there. But hey, go ahead and keep acting like that’s going to fly.
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YOOOOO IT'S MY WEEKEND and I have eaten dinner and it is time for MORE SHE-RA
yayyyy
OH GOD we're getting into the really good shit btw
if I manage not to do a marathon of these it'll be a gd miracle
Usual reminder: this is a REwatch and there's spoilers ahoy, I make a lot of bad jokes, I reference other cartoons
s4 ep10 fractures
okay before we get started
ahahah
I've given in. I'm gonna cosplay Catra. >_< wish me luck, I'm aiming for some kinda loosely post-canon thing, in part because there's no hiding my age at this point, except via like, photoshop pfft
side note the place I was looking at that makes custom fangs based on dental impressions is usually a month and change out, and the con I want to wear this to is in mid-April. *GROAN*
I have tried the cheap ones they don't stay on D:
OKAY
Dialogue is Double Trouble. Why are you even in the room??
oh it's a truth-telling spell lol
(it didn't work)
LOLOL the disbelief in Double Trouble's voice. "Can she do that?"
oh my GOD (yes it's Double Trouble)
but their Adora looks like Johnny Bravo aaahaha
Double Trouble does blow a raspberry at Shadow Weaver, tho, so they're forgiven
Adora explains the Heart of Etheria Project
Shadow Weaver: oooh we can use this to our advantage Me: okay Boromir but NO
nO
Adora's about to blow a fuse, but I would be, too! Like what part of "the planet could explode" is fucking difficult
Meanwhile, Catra is watching porn video feeds of places the Horde has taken
and thinks she spots someone!!!
(she hasn't, and she makes a sad little face when she realizes)
yeah she's being a bitch but also her deranged little face is great
OR EVERYONE COULD DIE. THERE'S ALSO THAT.
YAYYYY
does anyone else remember the old video "what your fave she-ra ship says about you"? this was made just after s4 actually. anyway I'm remembering it because it includes the line "you just want good things for Scorpia. and really, who wouldn't?"
youtube
Daci and I, for a while, couldn't stop quoting the ContraPoints clip used early on to reference "The inherent eroticism of the sea."
"MMmmm yeah. Don't you wanna just...get in there?"
It's a really funny video (I am called out SEVERAL TIMES) and the channel did a bunch of similar videos for other shows.
(also looking at the home page of the channel, she's a she now!!!! HELL YEAH)
Anyway everyone is surprised to see Scorpia :D
And their initial reaction is Not Good D:
the poor thing accidentally stuns Perfuma (...oh god that'S HILARIOUS knowing later stuff)
well that stops Adora in her tracks
back in the Fright Zone, Catra thinks she hears Scorpia's laugh and again is visibly relieved before realizing she's wrong
babygirl you need some rest (and so do your soldiers), you are getting paranoid and hearing things
so what, you're going to torture the rest of the soldiers who haven't left????
(I understand why she does the things she does but I still want to shake some sense into her)
JUST GET SOME GD SLEEP
she tries to call Double Trouble, but they don't answer
I want to give her a hug. But also shake some sense into her.
Another one to add to my "cartoon bondage" collection, as one does. But Perfuma is clearly a little smitten, though: she smiles as she walks away and makes a flower grow in the vines, awwwww
okay oh my GOD okay Scorpia's dialogue is KILLING ME i am CACKLING
"Wow...Yeah, but just-- Shadow Weaver. And at Bright Moon. Everything is making so much sense about why Catra's been acting the way she has."
Adora goes wide-eyed at Catra's name, Shadow Weaver looks at her, and then Adora looks away, pissed off.
like I was saying: SMITTEN
Anyway Scorpia explains why she wants to go find/save Entrapta, who's on Beast Island, and:
bahaha
they relate various stories about the horrors of Beast Island and Shadow Weaver insists they're nicer than the actual place, it's starting to sound like some bad joke about Etheria's version of Australia
I mean also you should go get her because she shouldn't be stuck there but okay
They all decide to go to Beast Island to rescue Entrapta but Glimmer is having NONE of it
Glimmer: "Adora, have you ever heard of anyone coming back from Beast Island? Do you even know where it is?"
I mean, good points, but
aaaugh
Bow: "There's an unstable mass of magic in the middle of the planet. Everyone's at risk unless we can get Entrapta to shut it down."
OKay I'm not typing up the whole damn episode you can read the transcript if you really want to, lol they argue about this for a bit longer, Glimmer even recommends they ask Light Hope how to use it even though that's a terrible idea, Glimmer tries to appeal to Bow but Bow is on Adora's side on this one
oh honey, no
She tries to order Bow and Adora to stay in the castle and not leave
Scorpia's "prison cell" is a very nice spare room. Perfuma brings her a salad and Scorpia doesn't recognize it as food immediately, the poor thing has only ever had ration bars.
Frosta: "It's not a sleepover!!! Perfuma: ":D I'll get pillows, brb!"
But then Frosta asks about her pincers with genuine interest and makes ones for herself out of ice...and Scorpia starts to cry
;_;
;_;
GO. TO. BED. oh my god
I RAN OUT OF IMAGES fhghgh okay gonna reblog
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1 & 6 for the hater asks?
the character everyone gets wrong
I already wrote my caduceus thesis for this answer, so someone else I think everyone gets wrong is Faramir. Like yes, he is amazing and pure and wonderful and everyone should love him. Part of him being such a good character is that he is 100% the Younger Brother Who Picks Fights With Dad and will simply do What He Wants, Fuck What People Say About It. He argues with Denethor ALL the time and you just know that Boromir was STRESSING in the background trying to smooth things over when they were younger. Like -- Faramir is NOT a pushover, he's obstinate as hell and WILL dig his heels in if he thinks something is a bad idea, and by that point it's going to be impossible to convince him to do something he doesn't want to do. "Oh your life will be forfeit if you let Frodo go" "THEN LET IT BE FORFEIT" He's going to kiss Eowyn on the roof where everyone can see him and he doesn't care about the gossip at ALL. Stop making him so fucking soft and demure and let him be the stubborn bitch he is in canon!! ugh I love him so much
6. which ship fans are the most annoying?
by the end of c2 I was annoyed with every ship's fans I think. geralt/jaskier shippers have made me want to jump off a roof a few times over from just dipping my toes into netflix witcher content. i have THOUGHTS about the absolute state of shipping in mdzs but that's an entire other paragraph about how truly insane the various interpretations of the story are on this godforsaken website. mostly I think I just find a lot of people super into shipping annoying LKJSDJFLSSFJ
#caduceus and faramir are some of my Favorite Characters of All Time Forever btw. no one gets them like me. well actually several people do#but MOST people do not understand. why they are so good#ANYWAY#ask meme
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For context, said fic is a Lord of the Rings AU where Aragorn dies in Moria with Gandalf (has this been written eight thousand times before? Surely it must have been but I've yet to see one), and the Fellowship is left to stumble on without either of their obvious leaders. I have it almost fully written up to almost all the way down the Anduin, and then I have no notes at all about wtf was supposed to happen next.
(Because of course I stopped right before the First Main Difficult Decision Point, thus leaving current me up a creek with no paddle haha great I screwed myself over but in a way that's a pun so that's fine I guess.)
Anyway it is clearly going to be a disaster if I do try and write more, because canon-divergence LotR fic is a HUGE pile of canon and continuity trouble and plotting agony and I remember absolutely NONE of my intentions from the ten or fifteen years ago idea I had when I started this story haha help. (No seriously, help?)
Also it's extremely heavy on direct-excerpts-but-tweaked-by-circumstance sections which is just...so exhausting to write. So I'm probably going to switch away from that when (if) I get to the new chapters? Although that's less relevant. And is providing that I can figure out what the hell those new chapters are even going to contain...
Other than that I think it was supposed to be very Boromir-focused, which is a character I never write anything for AT ALL, so weird choice past me?? Anyway if you have thoughts on the possible storyline even if you don't have an opinion to vote with I would very much appreciate hearing them.
Or if you just want to laugh at my pain that's cool too, actually. I am.
#lotr fanfiction#my writing#polls#lotr au#boromir#the other three hunters#i guess?#idk is the fellowship even going to split up or is everyone going to mordor?#or minas tirith even? idk IDK!#past me why did you not leave yourself story notes WHY#two fell into shadow au
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I posted 9,578 times in 2022
296 posts created (3%)
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I tagged 9,556 of my posts in 2022
#hee! - 593 posts
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#important stuff - 542 posts
#art - 520 posts
#cackling - 504 posts
#fangirl problems - 447 posts
#lotr - 427 posts
#ted lasso - 379 posts
#words of wisdom - 355 posts
#stranger things - 350 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#i will be honest…after two years of lockdown cooped up in a tiny flat with a preschooler i would be hustling that kid out first chance i got
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
honestly I’m not trying to insult my American followers when I say that it’s a crying shame that tumblr is so US-centric at times, because so many of you are missing out on comedy gold here right now. our own Car Boot Sale Donald Trump is being slowly but surely cannibalised by his own party and the woman who he replaced as PM turned up to vote him out in a full-on ballgown and glittery heels: not even Trump produced this much petty, vicious drama.
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#4
Best response that I’ve seen on to this situation so far: ‘do you think…people wanted to vote for Ukraine…and just stopped at UK…’
1,369 notes - Posted May 14, 2022
#3
when people talk about writing ‘the next Lord of the Rings’ they think it’s all about the wars and the languages and the histories, and Aragorn brooding in the corner of an inn and the Balrog roaring in Moria and the ruins of Isengard, and that’s how we got Game of Thrones and several dozen cheap fantasy knock-offs every year, not to mention whatever nonsense the Amazon show is going to produce
but Tolkien’s wars and languages and histories stemmed from his love of creating - of words and history and mythos - and that love infuses into everything he writes, and if you miss that then there’s no way in hell you can replicate it
and the people who want to write the next Lord of the Rings because they want to write the next epic don’t get that the story is about the hobbits’ soft and simple lives and Bilbo’s poetry and Sam’s love language being food and Eowyn discovering hope after depression and Gandalf making fireworks for hobbits even if he is a literal angelic being, and Aragorn weeping over Boromir’s body and Theoden’s kindness to Merry, and Beregond betraying his most prized orders to save Faramir, and the unlikely friendship between Gandalf and Pippin, and the even unlikelier friendship between Legolas and Gimli, and Sam and Frodo singing to each other in Mordor, and Boromir sacrificing himself for the hobbits, and Sam’s simple love for Rosie, and the restoration of the Shire, and the friendship of the Fellowship surviving down through the ages, and peace after war and hope in darkness, and the love between a gardener and a gentleman pacifist being literally the only thing that saves Middle Earth
and that is why people who try to recreate Lord of the Rings by starting with war always get it wrong. you have to start with the love, or it’s nothing: just another empty history
13,284 notes - Posted February 18, 2022
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also there’s no pithy, Tumblr-friendly way of simultaneously saying ‘Rishi Sunak being a man of colour doesn’t let him off the hook for the crappy Tory policies he’ll undoubtedly install’
and ‘the left needs to make sure that their criticism of Rishi Sunak does not veer into racism because directing racism at Tories does not make said racism acceptable’
and ‘Britain having its first British Asian PM is a big freaking deal and is going to be significant to Brits of colour across the political spectrum’
and 'the fact that Rishi Sunak has not been elected by the general public in such a time of political upheaval is just plain appalling, ‘mandate from the people’ my arse’
but that doesn’t mean it isn’t all true
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My #1 post of 2022
why is this so funny, I’ve been wheezing for half an hour straight now
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that damn goncharov post is the bane of my life; it sets of my damn notes all the hours that god sends and it isn't even mine
#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#false#OF COURSE THAT FUCKING GONCHAROV POST IS THE TOP ONE
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@emilybeemartin i love you 💜💜💜 at this point I feel like I should be paying you to draw these. The half updo thing he’s got going on?? Amazing. The scale between feral and blindingly majestic is just perfect.
I’m also curious now if you think Boromir trims his beard once he starts traveling with the fellowship. I can’t decide if he’s more the type to let all hygiene out the window when he’s on the road or if he’d desperately cling to a semblance of dignity at all costs lol.
(and now I’m off on a tangent about beards 😂 would the hobbits think his beard is cool? Would Gimli think it’s lame as hell and give him advice on how to grow it long enough to braid it? Would Legolas do that thing where you tuck a strand of your hair over your upper lip and pretend to have a mustache bc he’s feeling left out? Help I can’t stop thinking about them all just hanging out and being idiots)
@scyllas-revenge GIRL ONE OF MY PASSIONS IS EXPLORING THE PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL TOLLS OF A CHARACTER'S JOURNEY ON THEIR OUTWARD APPEARANCE
Boromir Lives AU: The Stylist's Continuity Sheet
#so I’m gonna be staring at these for the next…*checks watch* three weeks#(and for the record. would smash every version without hesitation)#anyway#I’m so normal#so so normal#lotr fanart#boromir
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She’s the Man (Fellowship x Disguised as Boy! Reader)
Requested by anon
Warnings: mentions of domestic/sexual assault, nudity, awkward public bathing. Might trigger a gender identity crisis in some of you folks, but don’t worry, join the club—we’re getting jackets made.
Synopsis: after having run away from your noble family and horrid husband, you cut your hair short and start dressing like a boy, presenting yourself as one throughout all of Middle-earth. This becomes hard, though, as you start travelling with the Fellowship, where they start to suspect something is up with their young “boy” comrade.
Restrictions, restrictions, restrictions—that’s all you’ve ever known. You first noticed the tight chains on your soul when you were five, when your mother forbade you from playing with the local stable-hands.
You next noticed it when you were ten, being forced to wear tight corsets to shape your body before it even began blooming.
The final nail in the coffin, however, was when you turned fifteen, and were married off to a local, and quite old tradesman.
Though he dealt in silken fabrics, he was anything but smooth or soft. The night of your wedding was painful in all regards, for at fifteen you weren’t even sure if you were allowed to remove the tight corset during the act.
Five years more of total misery accompanied you, as you were forced to attend noble banquets and celebrations.
You encountered a wide range of people, from the likes of Denethor and his two sons, to the sickly Rohan King. Of course, they did not encounter you, for you were not allowed to speak unless spoken to, which was rare.
The two sons of Denethor and King Théoden’s own son, Théodred, as well as his two cousins, Eowyn and Eomer, were the only ones to initiate conversation with you.
You quickly realized they were better-spirited than their parents, but didn’t have the chance to explore more. A tight grip on your wrist from your husband silenced you, as he tore you away from the circle of new acquaintances quickly.
That night, life in your guestroom with your husband was a living hell, as he reminded you whom exactly you belonged to.
That was the night you snapped.
Bruised and sore, you wept into your sheets. Your husband had long-gone to drink more wine at the party, leaving his young wife alone in a state of mess.
It was around the third hour of crying that you studied the tapestry on the wall above your bed. With hair wettened by your tears clinging to your puffy cheeks, you ran your reddened eyes along the art.
It depicted a strong soldier atop a horse, riding into battle. A sword was drawn, and his short hair flowing in the wind behind him.
Subconsciously, you reached up to your own hair, long in length—your husband’s desire—and pulled on it.
As mounted in every room, two swords crossed each other over a shield, making a pretty decoration above the mantle.
Looking between the bruises inside your thighs, the tapestry and the sword, your jaw quickly set. Your eyes hardened, as you threw the sheets off your frame and stalked towards the mantle.
Glancing over your shoulder, you ensured no one was entering your room. With an emotional mind made up, you removed both swords from the shield.
Hastily, you used one to bar the door shut, and walked to the centre of the room with the other. With no candlelight around, you knelt on the fur rug under a square beam of moonlight, which poured in through the bedroom windows.
You looked at your reflection in the sword, and studied the state of your misery. Despising your parents, your husband and your life, you quickly put the sword to your hair.
With only a second to build the courage, you sliced all long locks from your head, springing forward a boyish look—instantly freeing yourself from your lifelong chains.
Breathing heavily in shock, you looked at the clump of hair on the floor, and picked it up. One hand ran through your now very short locks, and the other fingered the cut clump.
However, shocked breaths soon turned into joyous laughter, as your chest swelled with pride and your eyes watered.
Standing up swiftly, you ran towards the bathroom and opened the drawers. Finding a pair of scissors, you got to work and began styling your hair further.
Soon, you were left looking like a boy, by Middle-earth’s human standards. Your hair barely scraped the nape of your neck at the back, and in front, you had a fringe swooping to one side.
Grinning brightly, and now on a roll, you ran back to the mantle. Opening your husband’s drawers, you quickly discarded your nightgown and slipped his tunic on.
Shrugging the loose fit over your form, you secured it with a thick brown belt, trousers and used your own boots.
Studying yourself in the mirror, you realized this must be how you would’ve looked if born a boy, and you were surprised within yourself over liking it.
Throwing your clump of cut hair into the fire, you soon began tying sheets together. That night, you escaped down the window and fled the city atop a stolen horse, riding towards your new life.
Five years passed by, and you had been on the run ever since. Life was never easy for you, but at least now you were calling the shots.
You had taken to your new life as a boy, like a duck to water, presenting yourself as the rather quiet and distant “Arlo”.
You kept your head down and worked hard wherever you went, whether as a blacksmith’s apprentice, baker’s boy or stablehand.
Your most favourite part of the road, however, was learning to use a sword. With a book stolen from a library and five years’ worth of nights to practice, you had become quite skilled. The spite drove you forward.
You vowed no one would ever best you in combat again, pushing you harder every day. Your best friend and only companion was your horse, Paxton, and together the two of you explored Middle-earth to its very ends.
Along your travels, you had taken to competing in swordfight competitions, where you earned most of your cash. Swindling them, you presented yourself as a weak and frail boy, but in the end ultimately beat them all.
You gained a reputation quickly, and were slightly infamous for your swordsman skills, despite being so small.
It was this reputation that led you to Elrond’s secret council in Rivendell.
Your eyes had gone wide in alarm upon entering the petal-strewn area—where the council was set to be held—for Boromir, one of Denethor’s sons, was there.
You almost turned and ran, but he caught your eye quickly. You didn’t know whether or not to avoid his gaze, but that would bring about suspicion.
He instead smiled warmly at you, and thought nothing of your appearance. You nodded back tightly, and took your seat far away from him.
You ended up sitting next to an elf, for you knew their gender worked differently from yours. He himself looked a little girlish, so you believed he’d think nothing of your appearance.
He studied you with a side-glance as you sat down, and nodded curtly. You clenched your jaw and nodded back, moving your eyes forwards again.
You discreetly let out a sigh of relief, as you found the coast to be clear. No one figured you to be a girl.
Soon, Elrond joined the council. You felt your breath hitch in your throat, as you realized his puzzled eyes lingered on you a little too long.
Worried he’d rat you out, you looked away. Knitting his brows, Elrond slowly tore his eyes away from you, and began the council.
Long story-short, you had been invited to participate on a dangerous quest, all food and expenses paid for. Unable to pass up such a good opportunity for you and your horse, you reluctantly agreed, offering your sword to the hobbit sworn to carrying Sauron’s ring.
The first few nights you kept to yourself, as an awkward air befell the Fellowship—none really knowing each other nor knowing how to interact.
Very quickly, cliques formed.
The hobbits kept to each other in a pack, Gandalf joining them. Aragorn and Legolas joined forces, and Boromir, Gimli and yourself found ranks in solitude.
However, this was not to last forever.
Boromir had attempted many times to strike up conversation with you, as besides Aragorn, you were the only other “man” there.
You kept it short and courteous, but made it apparent very quickly to everyone there that you were in no position to begin friendships. This was a job to you—nothing more, nothing less.
That still did not stop anyone from trying, though. After Boromir, Gimli was next. The topic of the night around the campfire was “women”, as they all discussed their perfect partner.
The conversation divided the group in half, over those choosing to go more physical in nature a direction, and the other half preferring emotions.
Gimli laughed heartily and elbowed you in the shoulder. “Forget this lot, eh? I bet you and I are exactly alike, laddie! Thick thighs and body hair all over! Am I right?”
Laughing nervously, you rubbed at the back of your neck. “Uh…not really…”
He blinked up at you in surprise for a moment, before shrugging his shoulders and pressing on in the conversation. Legolas studied you from across the fire, and made a mental note of your words.
Later on, when you were all setting up your rugs, Legolas approached you. He crouched down by your side and began helping to unroll your pack.
You recoiled from him slightly, and stared up in alarm. He looked back down at you briefly with a tight-lipped smile, and spoke.
“I agree with you from earlier,” he said. “I believe partnership should be about romance and emotions, not physical acts. How about you, mellon nin? Have a lady waiting back at home for you?”
You sputtered up at the prince, before averting your eyes and rolling your pack out faster. “No, I…uh, that’s not really my area…”
Legolas knitted his brows for a moment in confusion, before his lips parted in sudden understanding.
“Oh. Oh! Well, um…do you have a gentleman waiting back at home for you, then?”
Snapping your eyes up at him once more, you flushed.
“No! No! I, look—I’m really kinda tired.” You made a show of yawning loudly. “And I think I just wanna get some rest. I’ll see you in the morning, though…brother?”
Legolas blinked down at you a few times, before speaking and rising to his legs. “Oh! Uh, sure…that’s no hassle. Rest well…brother?”
“Will do,” you drew out, laying down.
He threw a glance over his shoulder at you, before walking away. He caught Aragorn’s eye as he walked past, with the ranger sat there puffing away on his pipe.
They both tightened their lips, looked away and raised their brows, figuring you were just a moody boy.
The most awkward situation of all, however, came a few weeks later. Having managed to sneak away from the Fellowship, you found a nice river, of which you could bathe in.
Paxton followed suit, keeping your towel wrapped over his saddle. He snorted in worry as you began to undress, revealing your body to the running river.
“It’s fine,” you laughed, girlishly. Your voice had returned to its normal pitch, for the first time in a long time. “Just because I’m pretending to be a boy as I travel with them, doesn’t mean I have to smell like one!”
Paxton snorted, and you knew he was telling you to hurry.
“All right, all right,” you laughed again, stepping into the water. You hugged your chest as you dipped below, submerging yourself fully.
Rising again, you exhaled a sigh of relief, and began washing the grime from your hair and face.
You were only in there for so long, however, for soon boyish laughter came from up the forested incline.
“Out of the way!” Pippin called, stripping off his clothes.
“No! You move!” Merry shouted back, also stripping down.
Behind them both, was the rest of the entire Fellowship, save for Gandalf.
Your eyes grew wide in alarm, as you watched them all meet the river’s bank. They then began undressing—Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Legolas and the hobbits included.
Soon, they each all jumped into the water, splashing one another and laughing loudly. You found a large boulder within the river nearby, and swam behind it.
Peeking out from the side, you watched them all swim closer in a group to where you were. They began cleaning themselves, and soon just started to wade around—relishing in the cool feeling.
However, as you tried to swim away discreetly, Legolas’ elven ears caught you. He narrowed his eyes, and began swimming over to your rock.
Knowing you would be caught if you tried to flee, you pressed your back firm against the rock, lapping up against it.
Legolas was now upon you, and looked around the corner to find what was behind it. Once he saw it was only you, he beamed brightly.
Rising up out of the water, he folded his arms over the rock and leaned over, looking down at you.
You tried to not let your eyes drift or slip, as you stared back up at him. However, mistakes were made (but clearly not on his parents’ behalf).
“Hello, Arlo!” he announced merrily. “We didn’t know you were also in here.”
Upon hearing your name, the rest of the Fellowship waved you over, asking you to join them.
You chuckled nervously and began swimming backwards and away, speaking as you did so. “Oh, no…that’s quite all right! I, uh…just remembered I actually have something to do—”
“Oh, no! Don’t be like that!” Boromir chastised. He grabbed your wrist gently and reeled you back in towards him and Legolas.
Your shoulders went rigid, as you nearly brushed up against their bare bodies.
Soon, the hobbits, Gimli and Aragorn swam over to you, and you were more thankful now for the darkness of night than you had ever been.
Though, with one slither of moonlight in the right spot, you’d soon be exposed.
“Please don’t leave on our behalf, Arlo,” Aragorn encouraged, placing a hand on your wet shoulder. “It is good for team morale to bond like this. Besides, we’re all men here.”
“Some more than others!” Gimli announced. You looked up in the direction of his voice, and immediately covered your eyes.
Gimli was stood with his hands on his hips, proudly naked atop your boulder.
“I am the king of this rock!” he announced. “Any competitors who’d like to have a go at pushing me off?”
“Please,” Legolas rolled his eyes, before he, too, swam over to the boulder and climbed atop it. “This will be the easiest fight of my life.”
Catching more than you wanted to see, you made a squeal of rejection, before forcibly pushing your way through the group and heading towards the bank.
Paxton met you quickly, and you swiftly wrapped the towel over your shoulders like a cloak, as to not make it obvious what you were covering, but doing so nonetheless.
“I’m sorry,” you said to them, “but I truly do have something else to do…literally anything else. I’ll see you all back at camp.”
They watched as you left in a hurry, and shared glances with one another. Thinking nothing of it, besides your usual mood, they shrugged and returned to what they were doing.
This continued on for quite some time, throughout the entire Fellowship journey. Though, you never again attempted to bathe with them all around.
Fortunately, your travels soon took you out of the woods, and into the cities. Many fights had passed your small group, smaller now than before, by.
The most recent of battles saw many great feats—the “Battle of the Pelennor Fields” it was called.
In this battle, you had fought formidably. However, the true victory for women that day went to Eowyn. She had removed her helmet in the middle of the fight, pronounced she was “not a man”, like you had wanted to do so many times, and slayed the Witch-king of Angmar.
You were inspired greatly, but also so furious at yourself. You were also slightly jealous over the attention she got.
“What a brave woman,” Gimli would say.
“I’ve never met a woman so bold,” Merry added on.
“Truly remarkable,” Legolas agreed.
The six of you were sat in a stone courtyard together, camping out in the aftermath of the fight. Your jaw was rigid with fury, as you listened to them praise Eowyn over something you had been doing for the past few months.
Rolling your eyes, and making a show of turning over in your sleeping bag harshly, you quickly gained the Fellowship’s attention.
“Oh, and what is your problem, laddie?” Gimli snarked.
“Upset you were outshined by a girl?” Legolas taunted as well.
“You’re not that misogynistic, are you?” Merry chortled.
Aragorn glanced between your turned back and the laughing boys, before taking his own turn at scolding you.
“Arlo, Eowyn was a great asset today, and we are guests in her company. I will not see you sulking towards her remarkable feats.”
You glared at him over your shoulder, before huffing and returning to sleeping on your side. Your arms were folded over your chest, and your body burning in jealous rage.
“Gosh, what is the matter with you?” Legolas asked next, truly fed up with your attitude. “Why are you always in a bad mood?”
“Wouldn’t have taken you for a misogynist either,” Gimli remarked, smacking his gums as he ate a chicken leg.
You stayed on your side with your back turned to them for a few moments, glaring at the wall. However, the rage in your chest soon gave way to a lump in your throat, as you soon felt your secret burst within you.
“I’m not a misogynist…” you spoke up.
“Poppycock,” Gimli called you out.
Sighing, you sat up and looked at them to your side. “I’m not a misogynist, because…I’m not even a boy.”
Silence echoed around the courtyard, as your travel companions blinked back at you.
“What?” Pippin asked, squinting his eyes. “What do you mean you’re ‘not a boy’?”
Groaning through another sigh, and rolling your head, you pressed on. “I mean I’m NOT a boy! I’m a girl, for Eru’s sake…I’ve just been…presenting myself as one, for…reasons.”
“What reason could you possibly have to lie about something like that?” Legolas asked, not entirely believing you.
Feeling the urge to cry rising within you, you inhaled a deep breath and answered. “Nothing you men would understand.”
“I’m sorry,” Merry laughed, “but I don’t believe you at all. There’s no way you’re a girl.”
Glaring at him, you knew his words to be true. Knowing how to prove you were indeed a girl, you reached into your loose tunic, and began unwrapping the bind around your chest.
Pulling it out, you threw it down in front of the now gaping group. Without a shred of chivalry, still disbelieving you to be a girl at all, they glanced between the fabric and your chest, which indeed proved your gender.
“I don’t believe it…” Pippin whispered, staring with wide eyes.
In fact, they all did. With six pairs of male eyes on your chest, you felt very vulnerable and covered yourself.
This seemed to jolt them back to their senses, as they coughed uncomfortably and looked away.
The only one still looking into your eyes, was Aragorn. “Why did you feel the need to lie, my lady?”
Being called a “lady” for the first time in five years opened up a floodgate of emotions, as you wept into your hand.
“Yep, definitely a girl,” Merry rolled his eyes. A swift punched to his arm from Legolas silenced him.
Now knowing exactly how to deal with you, Aragorn stood up and crouched before you. He placed a tentative hand on your shoulder, and encouraged the other boys to come forwards, until they were sat all around you in a comforting circle.
“What is your real name, young maiden?” Aragorn asked softly.
Still sniffling into your hand, and bearing a downcast head, you spoke up in a barely audible voice.
“Y/n…” you revealed.
“What a beautiful name, Y/n,” he smiled warmly.
Like a turn of the tides, the boys all around took you under their wing, as if you were their own little sister. Everything about you now made sense, and they felt at ease with you instantly.
And, surprisingly, you found the same about them, regarding yourself. You didn’t at all feel threatened by their presence, but instead protected.
“I’m sorry,” you wept, shaking your head. “I had no choice, they made me marry him, and I-I couldn’t stay there, and then I had to make money so I ran with the lie and—”
They shushed your incoherent crying quickly, and rubbed at both your knees, back and shoulders comfortingly.
They gained more information about your previous life in those few seconds than they had before in the last few months. They didn’t need to know anymore, nor wanted to, from the sounds of it all.
“Please don’t kick me out of the Fellowship…” you sniffled.
“Why would we do that?” Gimli laughed. “We now have TWO remarkable women in our ranks! Eowyn AND Y/n!
“A great win for us, indeed!” Legolas agreed brightly.
A smile broke through your tears, as they shook you softly and commended your swordswoman skills excitedly.
This carried on for a few moments, before you spoke up again, now smiling around at them through almost dried tears.
“So…you don’t mind about me lying? Or being a…woman?”
They shook their heads and returned your smile. “Not at all, lassie.”
Before the conversation could progress, however, Legolas suddenly recalled something.
“WAIT!” he gasped loudly, thinking back to the river. “THAT MEANS YOU SAW ALL OUR—”
“Let’s agree to never speak of it again, okay?”
“Aye, never again…sister.”
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What a relationship is like with the Lord of the Rings men:
Aragorn:
He’s adorable in a relationship, honestly.
Very affectionate when it’s just you and him, or if you initiate some sort of form of affection first
He’s protective but not over protective
You wanna go out and fight too? Great, he’ll give you a sword and fight next to you
His pet names for you are “Darling” and “Love”
If you join the fellowship he’s definitely nervous about it
He’s worried the whole time about you being in danger, which to be fair you constantly were
But any time there was a battle, he was next to you, fighting side by side, ensuring you were safe
When he finally accepts his claim to Gondor, he will call you “ My Queen/King”
On nights you can’t sleep (unless your elven because from what I’ve read they don’t necessarily need sleep) he will sing to you or tell you stories of all the places he had been too or heard about.
He definitely will make you flustered when your with him on purpose.
He’ll flirt with you and you’ll just stand there with this red face and he’ll act like nothing happened.
He is not a jealous man by any means, he trusts you with his whole being
His go to means of affection is kissing your knuckles or forehead.
I get the vibes that he adores fiercely independent people so he can sit back and watch you kick ass and be like “Look at what my baby can do”
When he becomes king, you bet your ass you’re ruling next to him
He loves you to the ends of the earth
Legolas:
He absolutely adores you
VERY affectionate
Will call you pet names in elvish, whispering sweet little things in your ear
his go to means of affection is hugs from behind and holding your hands
You bet your ass that if you’re a human, hobbit or any non immortal race, he will give up his immortality.
He will teach you elvish if you don’t know it
His go to pet names are “Dear” and “My love”
He is very gentle, very loving
He’s extremely protective but that mainly stems from the fact that he has SEEN SHIT MAN.
If you want to fight, he will agree to it but he definitely will not like it
He’s not a jealous man at all, in fact other men’s advances kind of go over his head.
If you can’t sleep he will tell you stories that he’s lived through
Course, some of them are so exciting it defeats the purpose of sending you to sleep
He actually likes it when you go on adventures with him
He loves having you with him
You definitely tease him for being thousands of years old.
you love making him laugh
And he does that all the time because he gets to see that gorgeous smile.
Frodo:
The purest relationship. Ever.
He is very affectionate
EXTREMELY protective
He loves hearing stories of outside the shire and he loves sharing his experiences too
He loves hugs and my gods he is GREAT at giving them
He loves it when you play with his hair.
He is like Legolas in the sense that he definitely won’t be happy if you want to go into battle but he won’t stop you
He would prefer you to stay behind out of danger but again, he will not stop you if you want to go
his pet names are “Honey” and “Darling”
He’s honestly so pure it hurts
There is a BIG difference in personality if you meet him before the events of Lord of the Rings
For one, he’s a lot more bubbly before
When he comes back he clearly has seen some shit
Sad thing: When there’s a party he can’t hear screaming without thinking its a ring wraith so he has to leave early most times
You love him though and he DEFINITELY loves you.
Samwise:
LOYAL. AS. HELL.
Has the sweetest personality
brings you flowers every other day
He is very adamant though about you staying behind on adventures, he will get frustrated if you end up going any way but he will not be able to remain upset with you
He also really doesn’t enjoy having to watch you run into battle
Danger in general, ESPECIALLY if it’s around you, terrifies him
You love hearing his stories, him telling you all about some of the crazy things he’s experienced
If you meet him before the events of Lord of the Rings, he will mainly tell you wacky adventures he got himself into with Frodo or Merry and/or Pippin
Hell, he does that even if you meet him after.
He actually refrains from telling you about life outside the Shire because it kind of gave him trauma.
His favorite forms of affection is kissing your knuckles
He will be that guy who works his ass off for you to be able to live comfortably
He loves you and will make sure you know that fact.
Calls you “my dear” or “Darling”
Merry:
He’s a goofball.
Expect the unexpected.
He will definitely do really crazy things to make you laugh
little bit of a prankster
By a little bit I mean: He’s a chaotic little shit
He loves you so much though and knows where to draw a line
He LOVES it when you want to go off and do shit
You wanna fight? Great, he’s charging with you
Wanna randomly dance in the woods? He’s dancing with you
He loves spending time with you
He is SO loyal, always by your side
Watch someone try to separate you, he will kick their ass
He loves dancing with you
His favorite form of affection is holding your hand
Something about it is just so nice
He loves you so much, honestly he could spend HOURS gushing about you
Pippin and Frodo are always over for dinner, along with Sam
They love being around you two, watching their friend be so happy
He calls you “Love” and “Dear”
He loves cooking for you, mY GODS HE LOVES IT
Pippin:
Like Merry, massive goofball
little more of a crackhead though
He is less of a prankster, more of a cracking jokes kind of guy
He’s totally a goofball and will do all sorts of things to make you laugh
you genuinely love him and he adores you to pieces
if you meet him after the events of Lord of the Rings, he’s definitely more serious but not by too much
He’ll have a few moments where he’ll space out and you’ll have to tap him to get his attention
He clearly suffered so much trauma while on that trip
He definitely becomes more serious after everything
Yeah, he’ll crack a joke here and there but he’s definitely changed
He doesn’t mind if you want to go off and fight, but you bet your ass he will charge with you like Merry
He loves watching you be a badass
You love hearing the hysterical adventures that he’s gone on with Merry
He loves watching you sing and dance
he will sing to you on nights that you can’t sleep
His voice is hella soothing
He loves playing with your hair
He actually has a talent for making flower crowns
Boromir:
He absolutely adores you
piggyback rides while on adventures are definitely a thing
he loves making you laugh in slightly tense situations
Giant Spider pops out? His ass looks at it and then you “Why can’t we ever encounter giant butterflies?” and then charge like he said something inspirational that motivated him into battle
He doesn’t mind if you want to fight, he’ll just guard you the entire time
He’s fiercely protective over you
He loves being affectionate
Very attentive
Cold?
His cloak will be wrapped around you
Tired?
He’ll carry you
Sick?
He’ll take care of you
He loves you so much
He is kind of jealous.
It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, he doesn’t trust other people.
He loves calling you “Princess/Prince” or “Sweetheart”
You love hearing about his life in Gondor
When he dies... oh gods
It breaks you
If you went with the Fellowship you were inconsolable
His family gives you the horn of Gondor because they all are aware of him loving you
You two sadly have a bit of a tragic love story
Faramir:
Affectionate as fuck
Loves hugs, always has his hand on you in some sweet way
He loves you so much
He was always kind of the overlooked son so when he presented you as “Hey this is the woman/man I love” no one except Boromir notices
Boromir always looked as you as a sister/brother after that, loving the way his brother looked at you with so much adoration
He does not mind you wanting adventure one bit, so long as he’s charging next to you
He does not give a shit about a claim to the throne either
royal life does not suit this man as much as the adventure’s life does
He loves you so much
He is sort of reckless in battle and that worries you
it gets worse after Boromir dies
When you thought he died you were hysterical
Then Pippin made the observation that he was still alive
His father wasn’t hearing either of you
Then he turned out to be alive and you were so happy
Scolded the crap out of him for worrying you
You two love each other till the end
Gimli:
loves a woman/man who can hold their liquor
Oh he’s a complete crackhead
loves telling you stories of dwarven life
you love his wild stories
You keep his mind open
If your an elf he will refuse to be in love with you for a while
Oh you definitely have a kill count thing going on with him
He gets flustered when he sees you being a badass
He ain’t stopping you from doing SHIT
Wanna run into battle? Great, he’s supplying the swords and charging too
Wanna join the fellowship? He’ll complain about having to save another woman’s/man’s ass
And then later get saved by you
He definitely enjoys watching you in battle
He loves hearing stories of your homeland
sure maybe your life isn’t as exciting but he loves hearing about your life
He’s not big on affection but if he’s excited, hugs.
He also isn’t big on nicknames but he typically calls you “Lass”
He loves hearing you laugh
He says it’s like music
#gimli son of gloin#gimli x reader#lotr gimli#gimli#legolas#legolas x reader#legolas x you#aragorn#aragorn imagine#aragorn x reader#frodo baggins#lotr frodo#faramir#boromir#merry and pippin#merry#pippin#samwise the brave#samwise gamgee
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Everything I’ve made
~The Fellowship of the Ring~
Ring poem
The road goes ever on and on
Home is behind
Snow-white! Snow-white! O lady clear
Ho! ho! ho! To the bottle I go
Bath song
Farewell we call to hearth and hall!
O! wanderers in the shadowed land
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! Derry dol! My darling!
Hop along, my little friends
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
Now let the song begin
O slender as a willow-wand
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
I had an errand there
Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!
Cold be hand and heart and bone
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow 2
Get out, you old wight
Wake now, my merry lads
Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you wander?
Tom’s country ends here
There is an inn...
All that is gold does not glitter
Gil-Galad was an Elven-king
Song of Beren and Luthien
Troll sat alone on his seat of stone
Eärendil was a mariner
A Elbereth Gilthoniel
Seek for the sword that was broken
All that is gold does not glitter 2
Ring inscription
When winter first begins to bite
I sit beside the fire and think
Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen
Song of Durin - 37.5: Balin’s tomb
Song of Nimrodel
Gandalf is dead and it is sad - The Song
Galadriel’s song of Eldamar
Ai! laurië lantar lassi súrinen ~The Two Towers~
Boromir is dead and it is sad - The Song
Gondor! Gondor!
The lore of living creatures
Taurelilómëa...
Treebeard’s song
Ents and entwives
O Orofarne
To Isengard
Message to Aragorn
Message to Legolas - 51.5: Message to Gimli
Where now the horse and the rider
In Dwimordene, in Lórien
Forth Eorlingas
Ere Iron...
Though Isengard...
Hobbits in the Long List
Tall ships and tall kings
One Ring
Gollum’s song
Oliphaunt rhyme from the Shire
Seek for the Sword that was Broken reprise
Gilthoniel A Elbereth/A Elbereth Gilthoniel ~The Return of the King~
Thing about the Paths of the Dead
From dark Dunharrow
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Mourn not overmuch...
Snowmane’s grave
Out of doubt...
song of the Mounds of Mundburg (gold shine)
When the black breath blows
Silver flow the streams
In Western lands
Long live the Halflings
To the Sea
Sing now
Et Eärello
Out of doubt
The Road goes ever on and on
Awake!
Still round the corner
A! Elbereth Gilthoniel
Quotes from the books
Ai ai wailed Legolas
Well if that isn’t a plague and a nuisance
True, said Aragorn
Do not be afraid
The birds again
Warm up 1
Warm up 2
Warm up 3
Last paragraph of Two Towers
Gift version of Gollum’s song
Bilbo comes back to Bag End in the Hobbit
Quotes from the movies
Sam’s speech
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard
I am no man
You shall not pass
Keep it secret. Keep it safe
Quotes from other people on this site
Jolene Gil-Galad
Eärendil limerick
That’s a-Moria
Paintings
Bookmarks
A hobbit
Gandalf
Not lotr
A sunset bloom (Star Trek)
Stopping by woods on a snowy evening
Will you go to hell if you have a drop of spirit (Terry Pratchett)
If you trust in yourself... (Terry Pratchett)
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It is currently 6:46 am and I have to be up for class in 2 hours, but alas. I have been awoken by a surprise call from a friend and decided to check tumblr why not. I have many many thoughts on this poll actually and so I will write them and then probably not post them.
Frodo: Ace. Does not fuck. Like maybe once and then figured out “god I did not like that” but tbh I think even this is unlikely. Just one more way in which he is elven I guess
Sam: pulls like hell, but I agree does not fuck. Idk. Maybe prior to the quest yes? Some? But as of now is too busy with yearning and pining.
Pippin: also pulls like hell on account of what I like to call weird guy rizz. I don’t think this bitch knows what he’s doing though and tbh I don’t think he actually cares that much—has other, weirder things to be doing. I also think he is not even aware he pulls and has to be informed after the fact by other people. So like. I guess the answer to the question here is Very Minimally.
Merry: like slightly more than pippin. I can’t elaborate on this one it’s just something I feel is true. He does not give me the vibe of someone very concerned with fucking but then again I don’t think about this a ton cause I’m ace and also the more I like a character the more likely I am to hit them with the ace beam!
Gandalf: can’t explain this one either but fucks severely. I just feel it in my bones this is true. This bitch picks someone up every time he makes a stop on his travels. I’m also so sure that every single person he’s hooked up with is under no impressions that it will be happening again, and also is probably okay with that. Also he and Saruman read like exes. Idk what to do with that but “get the fuck down here you clown” and “you’re too high for this come back when you’re sober” are bitter exes words. And of course the balrog must be mentioned here.
Boromir: fucks an average amount. Once again just something I feel is true. I don’t think he’s like Gandalf and is picking people up wherever he stops though. Boromir has caught feelings more than once, in my opinion. Most likely member of the fellowship to call someone crying on a random Tuesday at like 10 pm because of a break up
Aragorn: mmmmm no too loyal to Arwen. This is a wife guy. He and Arwen fuck, sure, but that’s it. And given that elves are demi (please don’t make me defend this one) I think even this is minimal. <3
Legolas: once because I think he and Gimli are married (you built him a boat to valinor??????) but that’s it. Absolutely demi, the fucking is insanely minimal and also I just know he has like four million other things related to trees and bugs and little creatures that he’d rather be doing. More likely to catch a wasp for fun than to have sex (just like me fr!!!!)
Gimli: fucks severely, more than Gandalf even. I’m obsessed with that post that’s like “Gimli the sex symbol and his cringefail elf boyfriend” and that’s informing my opinion here. Stops fucking post-Legolas but prior to that absolutely gets around the most of anyone in the fellowship. This is just something I feel is true I can’t explain this one either. He pulls a ton because of weird guy rizz (autism?? Perhaps.) and he acts on it.
(Btw this is not meant to start arguments op’s post is very silly and I enjoyed reading it I simply wanted to write my own silly little words)
i've been thinking about this all day so here's my thoughts on @sillylotrpolls 's "which member of the fellowship fucks":
frodo: too busy Brooding and perhaps even Yearning. maybe once or twice in his youth but to me just doesn't seem like the type of person to have casual sex.
sam: also too busy Yearning, but also just doesn't seem the type. he has a job, he's busy, he's in love with his boss AND the girl at the pub, it's a whole thing.
pippin: for all intents and purposes is like. 17. so again maybe once or twice but in very awkward, fumbling ways that made everyone involved think "wait, did that count?"
merry: fucks severely. confident, kind, intelligent, always there to lend a helping hand (😏). of course he pulls hobbits of all genders constantly. the only potential wrench in the works is the fact that he at the very least is already acquainted with his future wife, so maybe they've got something going on in which case he is probably not out romancing other hobbits.
gandalf: be so serious. who is he fucking? hobbits? saruman? shame those big naturals are going to waste but he does not fuck.
boromir: next after merry, imo. has been around, fighting battles and in taverns and such, and is prone to temptation so has definitely fucked at some point, probably multiple times. however he does hate himself for it.
aragorn: lives in the woods singing about his one true elven love. no way.
legolas: is not married, and therefore has not had sex. elf marriage is the one time tolkien wrote about sex and you're all ignoring it.
gimli: sure. why not? gimli fucks. good for him.
#huh whuh whug#I did in fact write this#most of this is just ‘I feel it in my balls’ sort of opinions#the only ones I feel super strongly about are like. Legolas and Frodo and that is fully because of emotional attachment and The Ace Beam#hmmmm#feel minimally strongly about Gandalf#I could write more if this poll was something insanely niche like who catches the most bugs but alas it is not#my mind works in mysterious ways called I just woke up in a daze and wrote this#lotr#the elves are demi is like my favorite thing to come of Tolkien’s writing omg#um. not tagging with individual characters
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Let me tell you all about a very personally satisfying HC I have that, whilst perhaps explaining some things within the books, is really just for my own enjoyment.
So, the idea originates in the concept that everyone in the Dol Amrothian line are very spooky. The close elven lineage and living near an old abandoned elven haven had particularly mysterious effects on the whole family. Sure there are Dunadain in Gondor and they can develop certain spooky traits, but the Lords of Dol Amroth start out spooky and usually stay that way. It goes up and down depending on the individual, but generally they are all uncanny at the very least.
Denethor can see into the hearts of men, yeah ok cool I guess. Imrahil goes down to the Dol Amroth harbour at dusk and whispers to the swans until midnight, he answers questions you were sure you did not say out loud, he can make you weep with genuine grief over a sadness he hasn’t even mentioned. Speaking with Finduilas sometimes makes you feel like time passes in an instant, or incredibly slowly, or not at all... except no... really... how much time has passed? Wasn’t it just morning? How is the sun setting already? Or, oh my gosh, I’m going to be late! Or... not..? it’s barely been a few moments, yet I feel like I just lived a lifetime...
Ivriniel insists this is all nonsense, doggedly, she refuses to acknowledge it, no matter how many political rivals raise her considerable ire and come down with a mysterious and debilitating illness the next day. Grandmother Duilindes is just straight up a witch. ‘It’s all for the honour of Eru’ she says placatingly, as she enters her rooms in the Palace that she forbids anyone else from entering.
Denethor had heard these rumours before meeting Finduilas and, sure, he sometimes feels like he is being hunted, only to turn and find Adrahil’s eyes on him. But Dunadain are just a little strange like that! Surely it’s been blown out of proportion. He believes this up until he comes to Dol Amroth as Finduilas’ suitor.
Denethor: Shall we take a walk after dinner? Everyone looks up from their plates in alarm Adrahil: Are you joking? Denethor: ??? Imrahil: It's the seventh day! The gardens aren't to be disturbed! Denethor, whispering to Finduilas: What does that mean?? Finduilas, chuckling: oh, Denethor!
He sees Imrahil whispering to the swans at one point and is about to call out to him before Finduilas quickly gestures him silent.
Denethor, whispered: What is he doing? Finduilas: Shh, if the swans hear us we'll surely be attacked. Denethor: But then shouldn't Imrah- Finduilas: SHH.
One evening Ivriniel sweeps in with a stormy countenance, muttering over Lord Garahel’s stupidity. The next morning Denethor hears Imrahil mention that Lord Garahel has been taken ill with some fainting sickness. The look he gives Ivriniel is enough for her to know his mind.
Ivriniel: Your imagination will run wild Denethor, I had thought you more reasonable. You think I, what? Cursed him? Don’t be ridiculous. Denethor, turning to Finduilas: Do you think... she knows she's doing it? Finduilas: Oh no, in fact she's determined to remain ignorant to it. Denethor: Can you... do that? Finduilas: I havent tried :)
At some point Finduilas had told Denethor that ‘Imrahil is the odd one of the family’ and by the end of the visit all Denethor can think is ‘by what metric??’
Denethor had to admit to himself privately that he was not at all put off by Finduilas’ nature, but he did have cause to worry what their children would be like. Finduilas came across Denethor, early after Boromir’s birth, rocking him to sleep and murmuring softly; 'I may have my failings as a father, I am sure I shall, but I swear they will be honestly meant, I love you so dearly my son... please do not curse me when you are older and I do not allow you everything you ask. I promise I only ever have your wellness in mind.' And she thought it was very sweet and proper, but she didn’t tell him he was wrong! And for very good reason!
Boromir was an unnerving child. He learned to speak just a little too quickly, and when he did he would often say uncanny things, too knowing things, indecipherable things that became daunting the longer you thought about them. He had such a powerful grasp of complex feeling that he would often solve arguments between adults, explain emotions back at his parents or offer reasons for another child’s behaviour that were so accurate it became uncomfortable.
3yo Boromir: (explains the reason Denethor’s secretary was distracted that day unprompted) Finduilas: (laughs) yes that's right! Denethor: It's.... TOO right. Finduilas: Oh well children are intuitive aren't they? Denethor, picking Boromir up: ... I feel under qualified to teach you things. Boromir: (baby-giggles but in a like way too knowing way)
And then sometimes Denethor would be sitting reading on a bench on a balcony in the early evening with Boromir contentedly playing with a fiddle-toy beside him, and suddenly his son’s voice would break the silence with; 'When I wasn't here I was colder, so I think I like it here, I'll stay. The air isn't as delicious but there's more to see.'
And then he’d go back to playing as though nothing was wrong whilst Denethor had an existential crisis.
Denethor: W.. where were you, before? Boromir: Well I didn't know, because I couldn't know, but now I can know things, just not that. I haven't decided if I like it.
He asks Finduilas about it as soon as he can find her and she just laughs, ‘don't worry he'll forget he knows that in a few years’ she says, as though that helps at all.
But in general this is as far as Boromir ventures into the ‘spooky Dol Amroth’ territory. Sometimes he mentions things he CHOSE NOT to do that suggests he is capable of more, but other than randomly forcing Denethor to consider his position in the universe and reading him for shit, the first five years of being a parent is fine for Denethor.
At one point, when Boromir was about two, someone asked Finduilas if they were planning for another baby soon. Finduilas laughed ruefully, as though everyone would know that was a foolish question. ‘Oh no, much too soon for that’ she said. Denethor knew he had to follow up on what the hell that meant later. But when asked, all Finduilas said was ‘Oh you know! If siblings are born too close then they align their powers. Haven’t you heard my father talk about my uncles?’ She says it with the same tone as reading something out of a parenting manual. Denethor doesn’t want to hear about Finduilas’ uncles, but accepts this is important and stops thinking about it.
And it’s a good thing they did wait because, whilst Boromir was unnerving, Faramir is straight up terrifying.
What Denethor realised was that Boromir had been showing restraint. Faramir however was very comfortable with his powers and saw no reason not to use them. Denethor would find himself lost in baby Faramir’s eyes, feeling unable to move simply because of the weight of his stare. Finduilas and Boromir would have to save him from Faramir’s grasp, an act that would make Faramir look very put out.
If people irritated Denethor when he was holding his youngest son, then just a glance from this child would make them drop whatever they were holding, Faramir grinning victoriously all the while. If Faramir did not want to take a bath then Finduilas would have to be present in case the baby decided to make Denethor relive his entire childhood.
Sometimes Denethor would come outside to see his toddler just surrounded by the street cats of Minas Tirith, conducting some kind of incomprehensible tribunal that all the cats appeared to abide by. At one point Boromir was holding Faramir when Faramir grasped his brother’s face and pulled so that their eyes locked. Boromir passively held Faramir’s intense gaze for a while in this charged and tense moment, before calmly looking away as Faramir pouted. Denethor once again begged Finduilas to explain, but all she had to give was a fond sigh and a ‘Aw, Faramir just wants to get to know him, but our Boromir is too canny, Ivriniel and I used to do that.’ Denethor is used to helpless bemusement and concern by now.
Now the SECOND part to this HC- YES I’M STILL GOING, THIS IS ALL IMPORTANT- the second part is that Dol Amrothians ALSO get a kind of ‘choice’. (This is likely not at all canon friendly tbh but uwu I can have a leetle canon noncompliance if it doesn’t effect the vast expansive canon... as a treat) It is far more unconscious and happens in childhood, but there is a point where a child will ‘decide’ to continue being spooky or to be more mundane. This never overrides ALL the spookiness, hence Ivriniel’s intermittent cursing and Finduilas’ occasional time dilation, but Imrahil still out spooks the lot of them. Amongst the family this is known as ‘settling’.
Boromir settles when he is eight. One day he comes to breakfast and Denethor looks into his son’s face and feels like he is suddenly more in the world, more in the moment. Boromir seems as himself as ever, but he makes friends easier afterwards. Whereas he had always been liked, now he is popular and has close relationships with children, rather than always seeming too distant. This also coincides with one of Gandalf’s rare visits. He had been trying to connect with Boromir, trying to engage him on very specific topics. Boromir had not been amused.
Denethor would never say that Boromir hating Gandalf’s vibes was the reason he settled for mundanity. Boromir had many good reasons, he is sure. But the fact that he chose that moment to settle, so that Denethor was allowed to watch Gandalf also realise that Boromir was no longer ‘apt to his hand’, well he might have gleaned some little pleasure from it.
The only aspect Boromir retains is his general resistance to such spookiness. Hence his frustration in both Rivendell and Lothlorien, the time distortion of those places not effecting him and the imposed rest not touching him, meaning he feels every passing day keenly. It also explains his resistance towards the Balrog’s doomful presence, as well as his heightened distress at Galadriel’s ability to see into his mind, where he had always been able to defend himself before.
Faramir on the other hand is seven when he settles, thoroughly content with his spooky powers and wanting even more command over them. It is with this settling that he becomes able to sometimes cause people pain for lying to him. Denethor... struggles as a single father for many reasons.
#erran vs tolkien#denethor#finduilas#imrahil#boromir#faramir#tolkien#lotr#urrr this isn't meta um...#it'll go into#soap operas in mannish sindarin#anyway#because it's fun#text post#long post
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