#You gotta switch it up sometimes

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

[angelcake10023]

Day 3 & 4 since I didn’t have time to post yesterday’s

Fandom AU one was an obvious must lmao

Self Insert was one I was excited about cause I had the idea to be a sort of Tanuki hehehe

[feelo-fick]

I WANT ENDLESS BLISS!!!

HALF-AWAKE, HALF-DEAD, HALF-LIFE CRISIS

ALL NATURAL POMEGRANATE PULP.

FERMENTED TO PERFECTION, SAVOUR YOUR SAVIOR.

Q: What's your favourite food? A: THE ALE THEY SERVE AT THE TAVERN!

other versions : )

[cjlouwho]

Someday my prince (Tommy) will come.

Someday I’ll find my love (Tommy).

And how thrilling that moment will be,

When the prince (Tommy) of my dreams comes to me (kisses Evan on my tv screen).

[soldierandawar]

using the complete marvel cinematic universe playlist to do homework.

[cerealmonster15]

i always think about that '[thing] is so good when you dont got a bitch in ur ear tellin you it's not' meme when im doing something i remember The Internet getting mad about,,, been having a lot of fun with pokemon violet this week 🙏

[adrift-in-thyme]

After a month (or more since I started preparing in September) of nonstop writing it’s WEIRD to be able to just…chill

[farm-lesbian]

i’m telling you now, i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

[jemthecat]

hello it is i, the fool who thought hatching this whole thing was a good idea!

between that and trying desperately to figure out the logistics of that wire i wanted to bite this so so bad but i prevailed 😌

[bronzefuryfic]

also chapters and chapters of continuity about Rhae’s injury now being able to payoff in shared experience of recovery with Aemond>>

[queerbeverage]

Gender is like. Yeah i'm a dyke. I'm femme. I'm a little bit of a transsexual. If someone else calls me transsexual i immediately hate them. My gender is a little bit of a silly soup of stuff. My gender is 100% feminine. My gender is also feline. My gender does Not Fucking Matter but it matters to me sometimes a lot. It shouldn't matter to other people. I love talking about it enthusiastically with other genderfucked people. I first and foremost want to be seen as a woman. I am so much more than that.

[the-titties]

[sentofight]

ooc. bruh... i am writing. someone, quickly pray circle i keep this spirit until i do a couple more XDD

[the-vague-dragon-kilgharrah]

Time to rewatch merlin on Netflix while I still can

[bmpmp3]

SIREN wearing some pirate coat he probably took off someone he defeated on his shoulders

[gracetoldmeto]

Think of all the things you want to do with the person closest to you.

Would you still go do those things with them if you couldn't speak to them BUT you never have to wait for your schedules to line up? Like... you just go. And they're with you, but no words can be exchanged.

Yes. Right?

It's the same thing as someone who's died. Just because theyre dead doesnt mean theyre gone. You just cant speak to them. And just because you cant speak to them doesnt mean you can no longer do those things.

Go do them anyway. They're with you. Whenever you're ready to go they'll be there.